The Sentinel, 1884-10-10, Page 3•,.
- Bova' Flush.
T.hree sports, ant into, arailrood of car,
• 4 railroad o-a,r, with op tisk of cords;
They dtr,tred " hoar " • Ai vox:* and ',there"- was
Char,"
.. Ana' they always . spoke to each other.. as
4* porde,"
For spore there arebooth goo -land 'icor,
Profossi inaLand amateur,
- IITheregailroad truina are ruhning..
They wanted_ fourth at a poker hand.
Three were theyarid they were one short, :
-And they asked a. stranger if he:d be the salad
tee try alittle game for 'sport,
For strangers -there are wlierc, Men abound,
And ytt,Sli always. dud titrauger.rottud
' 'Where railroads trains are runnin.g.
Thu stranger didn't know -the -
Hut by wati wijling to hve.tind learn;
To Kiln thocards were all the same -
111‘
And th spi,rta laughed loud. and dealt the pack,
.••` was to all at first he'd beam I"
atitistmhtuu four eitiouns artd. o thick legged-
, .
s they Will WhOH.traiza!w- are riihning.
-A.z1 then they het-i)h.th e poker hand,
And tatteued tne pot to a goediy pile,
, And thE y asked the htianger if ht. 'Would -stand,
kutlthe stranger Stoodw iii1 a simple mate,. .
Arid ooe soort raided tlie other two,
- And:the.straugor him, as strangers do • •
hereialroatt trainti lab running.
And then in a solettin. breathless bush
Mho three -sptirta allowed What they had got;;.
But aces won't beat a royal ihit-h,
• -.Awl t.trangergobblod that obese Pht,
1.`or tstrauf.iors and sport ars nature! foo, -
• And the former carry .oardi n their 010 08. .
here railroad trains are -running. ,
-Lehri8t4in at firm*:
•
THE natt rifle rePe E
• Mier Eventful Lite -Apparently DroivIlll
itapidlv to a close.
Ifill*OR0118 ,JOURNALISTS: OVAMERICA..
•
' WhO They Are and- What -They Do.
- . .
The only two old newspaper. humorists
who bWee held theig own before . the Ohne
tem O. B...Lewistok the Detroit Free .Press,
andtsRebert J. Burette, of the Burlingtou
Hawker. Lewis is a veritable prodigy.
Lie hi te Witmer -ooustautly for ten years,
and he has not weakened -Lin -the lettet.
Buedette cleei not writa. as newthebut he
tke18 improved, and he 'has yet to do, the:
heat work ot his lace Wei- believe 13 urdette
is drifting toward verse -making; if this be
true we may look for some exquisite.Work
-
rt his bands otter be hag learned the dif-
ferenoe between a epond.ee and dactyl, and
.is brave enough to. put his thoughts into
rhyme.- The fooliSh feat of .being tlaughed
it has abofted many a beautiful 'poem
- 01 thit more, recent- humorists; the best
re joel II. Herds, E. W. Nye .and °pie -
Reed. Nye it; the Most popular, but Reed
is Undoubtedly the most versettle. Htarris'
worktissimply perfeot in ite way, butthe
fitot that it is. largely Confined to dieleot,
sketches ptesOribes • the.extent of its phpn-
tatityt antAhis eetent Of popularity will,
we believe, diminiele year by year. -James'
Whitioomb R;ley is beyond all question the
beat of our numerous poets. .Thomaii B
Otiryptol, of this New York Morning JoUrnal,
is the most promising ot the. young: verse -
writers, and • he is Undeniably . the most
prOlifia and most fashionable; it is -bard
humor, as his -verses have hitherto been itposeessione if . he could roll 'off a speech
The Qeeeet' hail, :invited the -Empress
„Hugel:ie. . pity il.1.10 th3r Vsi to
SOtiOlitca tall8 autuain, aud- it is
probebie thee .she will (wimpy Aber -
edit -for , w elior Wale- in Oato-
ber, aftet the ktiuce aud Peinceits of Wales
1:111,Ve lett for the south, Saye a.leou don paper.
Accord -mg -to the European gossips- t he life
of Lae tel-Einprese EdReute _is growing
vely near toa. Close. Were it otherwise
. there would be 1,:t11 groatdr• grounds fat
surpr!se. If the ex plcoprettet life has. not
'beifit long otie,doe least it has been
crowded with evente exoitiug itud sorrowful
- efter.a manner uop.ireilieled 'in modern
writerE! Oar Irving. awl
us the little
the grattef
us of the fate
re for het—
es was her-
tire—so fair
and so terather init'll it featiteee that the
• eetwing torte of Paris" pet' abide--theie
brezters- of cliarcoal...and . resolved o- live
and beeetiee empresses—it was by no
t meats; one of uualleyed enjoyment. Her
e lite Was spent under the aim of the aseas
Bin, or she was made the target of foes eta'
. more plermlese-Lot paregraphare and of
polemiae, who did not shrank from libelling
• with impartial malignity the sovereign, the
' wile and the mother.. Iteen about the days
when the -second empire Was . °rambling
;ate the history has twined a. gart
eland of diehonoriug invention, and we have
;the -Empress &telexing Thee is -nty iittle
war!" or dieraissiug the fitithfui of the
Tuileries with thetAlipparit adieu: " My
• Mends, eve have played out this farce -V
• whew ail the time, be -was engaged eviat,
the crowding affeareof a disorganized state,
tor trembling, for herhusband and stoat
or flying for leer We froth a fate worse
, than that of the Prinoerte Lateiballe• t
- -The 4ite of the ext-EoapreseEogepie suice
- the dieaateir of Sedan has been moninful in
• the extreme. The crumbling of the fabria
t of the Becintel empire -ware fellciwed by the
-
death of her eltueband, and to' this 'sue-
. . Deeded, oktesely, the death of her . mother
e and . the taking off Of her telly•Oltild-; the
• _ gallant and fit -fated PALOS Since
- hie fell, thrust through with.- Zulu epeare,
and. the hopes of a Bonapartist restoration
?ere smitten by the shook, . she has
renaained a: mother of sarrew, mourning
for her dead with a eincerity.thet malignity
conid pot -impeach, and that basacquired
for- ber the retpeot and pity of the world.
• Rarely t if e'er,inthe world's history, has
• rib). fair a noonday been followed by SO bleak-
& eight. That the -end of her dayettei near
at baud ite one -Wil0; has noted the Condi-
' •tion Of the ex Empress' health 09,11 doubt.
_ he will will go down to the gave a- woman
• misunderstood and tnierepresented; to her
generaticin a flirt, a fanatic and a dietelor
of foolish- fashions, and to the fete who
- have read- the lines of her strong cheraoter
wonian of real talent, of fervid affeetions,
'and of virtues beyond .0he 'reaohttitlike of
denial and of detraction; '
Meritnee have 'presented t
5hild it frocks-, said "as • we
g• irl in her teens, hocansci
which the future- held ill
. •
• grand and gloomy. _ Bpleudi
zeze6r during the second
to determine. as to the versatility'Of le
wholly confided whip the limitstof 'comi- with the facility of G. A. S. This may
,oality., Whert-:' We -clothe to • consider the. •
demand for humor Which -eiiste. in
this - 'ocuntry, • we are . amazed. --to
tind. that there ere so few - writers
*petite of ausweriug that demand: It
is
etomplained that the humorist writes him -
telt out, but we do not believe it neoessarily
felloWs that because one has a talent he
enlist etlaatitit that talent in t46, free or ten
years.: We do no Bee why that talent
ithouldnof endure a. life -time.' But it hula -
be nursed and fostered and cultivated and -
improved. . • -
, -The trouble with -the averogewriter—be
e hufnoroiisly inblined or not—i8 thathe
spen.ds the principal of his ability instead
of husbanding that prinotpat and subsiefing
upon the interest. Tile gtaveyarde Of jeur,
nalisrn -rare: full of intellectual pupate—,
those: who hadall that genius 00d give' a
men, but who .fboliehly and extravagantly,.
their wealth of brilliandY, with no
thought of the Professional to -morrow,' till
. they found themselves suddenly bankrupt
and.. benighted and objects " Universal
compastion.teeEugene Field.
'teary M. stantwar.oervalit. -
4POSTPRANDIAL; 441PEAKIER .
Chairacteristiei of .Clever . Insproisptit
t
1 Talkers,- .t Boum and Abroad.
- Lad Colerid e, atethe Irvine binsonet at
:St, James' Hall, before our " p.3puler trage-
dian went to America, intimated that an
efterellnner speech:" consisted of platitudes
Ana anecdotes;' and I remember .hearing
Mr. James R. Powell, poets:bun:166111e and
Anitirioan ' Minister at: the . Court of 'Ste
%
Jaensay that if suddenly called upou
after dinner to speak, his mind was more
or less blank, hut that on the way home
fromtheleast bethought. Of ever Bo meny
-good things he Would like _to .have said.
;This implied a lack of ready wit,' but I
fency MT. James Reliowell dtd himself an
injustice by this minfeseion, as his speeolteie
ritually. • have an - -impromptu air - and•
abound in pointe and ' Mterest. ' Charles
.1.)ickens was an admitable . after dinner
epeleker, but I have nd, doubt.- he kn,eve
tolerably well before -band what he was to
"talk about, and 'Educe the lamented death of
I Boz" I fepoy George Augustus Sala bears
itway" the - Falai. tWiien -this notable
journalist rises, pease his obin in the air,.
rolls his dark 'eyes up ward •and. sends 0115'
hp clear metallic Wiest notes, one feels an
assurance, that a oleYerepeeoh le- forthoom-
iug, delivered withsfieent -eerie and felioitY
of expeession. I smite heard a -noble lord,
•
'Who very • freqiiently.. mekee- exCellent
speeches in the I.Teper•. Hopei deolere that
he ivould -pert with hal, of. his . worldly
'• Geed night- .
. The eilook on the inafitel„tolled a•- in.
and a little past, and stall the knight ling.
ere& trying to think ot something to say,
Mr. Stanley has- With him .his --favotite
servant, itoallit, a aline, -Somali cf
23,
pieked up at `Adenewhts has acted RS his
confidential attendant for -the lastfive or
six yearsesays the Pall Mall, Gazette. ,No•
one could fail to be attracted' by hie oright,
intelligent -face, hie, genialesmile- and his.
answers to some -pleasant badinage which
his. Master exchanged with hint at linicheen.
showed a surprisipg readiness and grasp,
With the varioue points of the Congo quest
tion he is thoiougnly cenversant; express-
ing his -opinions . with much. decision; tof
De Brazza, of thettnissionariee, of the
Portuguese and So on. Tbe length of the
Congo, from.Leopoldeille to*Banana Point,
he is known, and When he appears at; a
station he is at ones recognized as the repre-
sentative of Mr. Stanley, . as whose ambas-
sador in advancehe often aets..- -
'&1:A3:tuella is a diplontatiet of consummate
tatit, whicili does oredtt to • his, teaching:
Bite Eitglish is wonderfully good,. and at
present tie is acquiring •the aft of writing. -
“ Duals, is gettieg..whitek every day. DO
you Use Niles soap, 3ttnellit.? ae.ked -Mr.
Stanley, laughiug out. Duane, hod not
tried its virtues. This is net his first visit
toLondon; though it possesses . great
attractions for himei-em afraid he prefers'
the gayeties ot Parise - Thealle is 'getting
homesick,- and is going hack to Aden; for a
time at least, .to friends:- 'Paella thinks
the •.white _girls ery pretty, but I know
there itt a dusky Soroali maiden in the case,
eh eDdalli ? blushed, laughed and
beat a hasty retreat... That he has faith .in
England is evident from the fact that "mit
of ths3.'tte-350 he has saved eut-ef his.wagea
'of 180 atiiiat he bas investedtt250 in. 'con-
sole. The odd £100 he "bas sient inpre•••
sents-for. his friends, like the - th oug
htftii
fellow he is • -
have been a de pgr42t but it certainly
implies e large measureofadmiration for
the °retorter ability. of I our prince of, jour-
nalists: To raymind-Abe most wonderful
speaker in. the world is Henry • Wartl
Beeohrete - the . celebrated , Bropklyn-
: He can epee* at any
time, at, any, -place . and • on any eub,
jeot, Iis pyrate.chuic`••b!airi, incessantly
Whizzing and 'whirling, shoots out thou-
sands ot bright.thoughts, which he readily
clothes in motet musical andexpressive lien-.
guage.. -The worst tgpeaker I ever ; heard .is-
" Dying " Bouoicault; who, though a oapeble
Irish oamedian and adapter of French plays,
boggles and stammers, hesitates and trips
when he "rises. to respond," and resumes
his , seat without hating produced the
slightett effect, eieept that of -disappoint-
meet. -Oa the whole 1 think the Apeericepe
are -more Aelfing after-dime:4 speakers than
the English: There is Daniel Deugherty,
the eminent. advocate . -of 'Philadelphia.;
Sunset cox, Oakley-lielli Eta Butler and-
Matins':ley' M. Papaw, whose names are
well known on this 'side "of the etiesineand
who, when they get on their legs, usually
usually
oorrusoate to . the edifioition .1 of their
-hearers.-eliotzeird Paul' in 1160 Mail.
PREPARING .FOU A -FIINEUAlmt
There Was NO Corpie—A. iteitarkiebte
Incidentroin Grief. to Joy.
It is not Often that a man putviites to
see the preparations for hie. Own funeral,
_bat such happened to Herbert Cannon, a
son ofiDr. CR1211014 of Luker.- The young
man, who is clerking for John A, Griffith
• .Sharbot Lake,- was taken ill and his.
father i went out. tovisit him, and tele._
graphed home to his:mother he Was better;
but through.sorne error in transmitting it
_was mndie to read thathe was dead. That
mettii4.and relatives at Yarkee *ere
nettelyt frantic- with grief. ' A gloom VirttS
oast oyer the village; relatives from distant
places' - were ; summoned, the church Was
draped_with'kinaltehands and friends, and
• large intinber of neighbors cametto meet
the 0tplie on- the arrival of the :train at
'Harro'weinith.. But , 'they -*eke most
agreeably disappointed, for theefirst person
to eteP off thetrain was -De. Cannon; who
imparted the cheering intelligeni3e that his,
son :was Much, hinter.- The joy of the
mother was as overpowering - as .her
despoOdeboy Was a short time previously.
One . individual remarked -sotto Voce "-drat
t1iin3 peretors. anyway."—Kingston News.
-
-An Eleetrileirench Cliri. .
Araga, Drolutlet and M. Visitor.
Meunier are reep aesible for • the tollOwing
extraordinary acteount cit an electric girl.
The girl a peasant of 13 Called Angelique
(gfyj WM, M. Meunier tells -US in WS
Ithou h it was painfully evident that the weeklY scientificis artiple, working in sefac-
berontateaughter wastjust too sleepy for
anythinte: • _ _ _ -• o
• .“ I am -afraid," 'he said at last ; " that I
- Me an auger."' * -
• "Wherefore, sit elinight?" she asked,.
•
'yawning with that high -bred courtesy-
- appertaining to the dpper claiseet-•
"4 Because I bore you," he sea, tattling
proudly at his good right wit. -
A13, now" she said ; you remind ineef
-tan Old that -look musket."
4piiiken like a soldier'sdaughter," clitoth.
• lie;"andastOIlOWV'•
"Takes you. so long to go Oft." she said
• kiridly-
At I 15 a. in. Abe:- portcullis fell with a
clang, the draw brilge, was raised, and the
castle Slept. Away in the starlit distance it
ood knight, tramped- wearily in the Wake
the last ovit whiCh stilled two boars
aihie .dly reproached himself for not
thinking' t� tell the haughty . baron's-
!aughter. that her oke .was too 'awfully
,reinatUre, because muskets weren't going
4'4 be -invented for'13.k.arly IOU years.—
;34.6°1:Ly/ -n
- •
A..famine is it the land, not of food, but
-31 vessela. to put food in. Some say the
eioductiort is snort, otbsrs that the low •
'rice of sugars have -induced more fruit
bottling than ordinary. At all eyents,.
fruit j tdre are Very scarce; in fact, quarts
aro not to be had ind hieve. advanced iu
price very materially. It may be useful to
- our readers to knew that the tellable and
well -assorted House Furnishing Store, No,
,J& King street -weett is the El Dorado for
these goods now.
114 wind squash is oneof the.
attraotiona-of Walla Walla, 'Washington
Territory.
6t.
toryt-when 4,1=01 table next to her was
violently -upset without - Ostensible (mdse.
Subsequent)y, in . the presence • of --- M.
Miuniereshe sat on a chair held- by several
when the chair' zr was burled from
their hands. This was tried more than
once; with, like results,, the-ohair beingin
one case -broken When its - holders were.
strong enough not to liteit est When-isole--
tton from the -ground was produced by
glass none -
these - effecti Occurred. The
-only disceinefort whiali the girr evet *Melo is
a petnin the hollow of the: elbow.. Before
a combeission ot engineers -none - Of these .•
expertments- Succeeded, but itis 'alleged in
'explanation. that the electric properties of .
"her system .hatie through repeated _ die- .
_ .
'charges - lost their force and finally betiorne.
exhausted.I—Pa/Ulla Gazette.: - •
..:
. The Wheel of Fortune.
Moves incessatitiy-the most buoyant to day
may 'be - loaded down . by advareity to -
Morrow. - Ode peculiarity' of that famous
--alleviatti'. of hument.snffering—Putnem'e
-Painless Cetn Extractor, is the fact that in
spite of hundreds of inettatiOns and milted--
tutes 't has retained Ito piece in the .very
front rank as a- remedy for corns. . This
Must ever be the caseate every 'person who
has ed it testifies that his Frontlet, pat -u-
tiles -and Oerteipe-three gaud essentials
Witipti, when combined, - as is the case with
Putnam's Rapt -ate Corn Extriotert insures
a Imre pop cOrucure. .Seldtevegywhere. '
The Dress of Modern Fiction..
. The cardinal .obj eotion against the lighter
literature Of the present day is its lack of.
sitioetity. .-"..Ftien:e is regarded as et more
importance • than. substance ;-•-. a - pretty
external drapery is used to ornament e
worthless manikin, - and When the reader
eepeote flesh -and blood he is - confronted
'mei wood. The at which should conceal
art isonly art- made coarse by artificiality
.inartietio niggling at petty daails ; a
comcnon.place attempt to catalogue e series
_of readily observed enrfat3ephenoinenee and
to neglect thevital soul beneeth,e, .Felse
art hastrineephed over nature; the .morgue
has usurped the., place:- of -the arena, and
literature tee 'sunk to the low level of
bullring itself with , trifles; withdrawing
its pictures from the dressinekere' and mul
liners' dead:mcidels; elaborating the insig-
nificant, apotheosizing . the ridionloust and
it whOvely. gartoaturese—Boston GaGazette.voioied Matrikini the. reward that is. due to eo, o
living
own &timing for ite..sti,ffej artifioial-
- enen.and W00213whomTffen-
.Rat4y.ot .1forplanition.
- Wall Street News One of the fete
failures in Northern Michigan was that of
a- .retail deelekeM grindstones—liabilities,
$3,35.0 assets,- $1,26218. His explat -
.1.1StiOMB were all ready for the -first eeliet.
"You see, I Wes- cerrying a. stook of 250
grindetones, all SUSS) all of: 'em provided
with hOles in the centre." - .` -
"'Yes." •
"The Overproduction depressed the mar-
ket and sent down prices." •
- " Exactly."
• while- the geneeal. depression . in all
kinditot business induced farmers to sharpen
their t tots on •stone walla and Put off invest
ing -in grindstonles."•
tit Just so." • e • - • -
'And, to add' to the test, rumors of 'a
-European -complicatton, the low, price of
•wheat spathe cholera;exciteenent weakened'
the 7market *until grindstones hadn't- e
ghost el shovi." •
. - •
Wilmot the Direct •
•
"Look here!" roared the oteettng _teller;
as he jumped into the Onshier•altoffiee. and
held out le! newspaper with tetielliumb on
the .paragraph. " Loek. hereV Lies thie'
bank any politioel influenee?It
“What's :the matter?":
caehiert turning oalte e .
"This I piper is urging ttl*Iennexatien
(if Oaetada. Novi, how are &big to
step that?": - •
•
Let- it 'alone said the cailu-ite0 with n
resuming smile, as he -poked 4,0ether pack-
age cif :•bonds into the tatteltif his coat. -
"Be faithful and -earnest in yOii attention •
to your duties. --- The banitilittestors will
take care- 'of that • 'aline** schemeite,
•What seourities have We in OA* on long
loans Drake'Travellers! gOa!Zitle. '
•
ed the
Fi oubles of a
New Yor)e. millienairit—" -re1the girls ,
up or the eight, 'wife
° Yee." t
coschl:411 chained?"
".:Yes,"
Has the patent butcher -c3
front yard beett oiled so
w119".!
. .
f`_Yes."
P‘ Well, we might as well c
gardener' . and . go to sleep
Teibune.
" A Paris novelty is a rnagpifYing -fan.
Two ;ticks are bored and the holeiefitled-
tvi h• lenses,- of the finest . orystsa.
TIe Wearer covers her eyes with the fin
au wee the sticks Riall opera glass:
- - •
, : Evertlietly HO! Ho
, Read' • this carefully. If you or any ,
friend are suffering train any kind of pain,
Jn-tertal,. local or external, try --Pelson's
Nnevtetek,:the sure pop -pain cure: • Nervi -
lb= is one of the most elegatit combine:goes .
eVitt tottered to: the publio for the _relief
of pain.; -Veasant to 'take; powerful in
effect, :pure. In- 'results, and cheep beriause
the etropgestaeurest and Most certain pelt'
remedy in the World. You, - can test.thie
great remedy by going to a drug store and
buying a 10 cent sample -bottle. Try it at
Not a Dog Dentist.
-Ns* oriK• Star A Grezid-street dentist
was recently aeked by one ot his lady
patients if he would .make a set of false
teeth,for her dog, who,being old, ; had lost
his sewn:- Shesaid she was willing to have
the experiment made On her darling, whose
digestion wasnow greatly -impaired, and
'that many other people she kneet.would.be
glad to hove their pet's absent teeth,
replaced if her " dog's set was a BUCoeiS.
The dentist deolined to try. -
- - •
The big stone tower Of the Philadelphia
publio.beildingrnow in Dr-OCISES ofoonstruo-
Zion, will be finished -b-3, -the end of 1886,
and will•then be 30 feet high. From that
elevation the-iton work 9oMmenceit: and
goes /95 .tee.higher, until.the grown of
William VenA's hat,. the .heigItt of 5,1n; feet,
is reached. ,The crowningpiece u
oiroleforming the lower part of the tower
is a single Stone Weighing 32- toivi
I •
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. . .
' -Tone Island; off whioh the British gun-
boat - Wasp: was -'- wrecked - and fifty-two
'-
erso' t 1' -
p -ns drowpecleon the 23rd inst., • les off
•Horn bead, 'a held. promoutory which three
. t -
eNhe 800„feet above the sea on the. • north-
west coast of Donegal: It is opposite the
inlet known as .Motiwyne'e - GM' Cove,.
whii3h- derives its -nantep from _ curious
cavern, saitoped out of . the intensely it setyt heed
traprook• by the fury . of the -waves, whi-oh.
rush pest Tory' Island t to break • On the -
Mahal:lad cost. 4Lto this ,Oavern the surge(
rushes" With extrebee. -violence,t pit:Ulm:dew
'dining it storm a roar which in earlier days.
was described.ati louder than a -diseharge of.
artillery. Of late years, however, the sea
:bee worn-- the cave se : wide that the
report 0! of ttloawynelt_ Gun is is ..greatly
diminished. - . Tory Island lies about
_seven Miles nOrthwest of thebove. Itis some
Miles long froth northwest to south-
• eitit; but quite narrow, and its eliteres ate:
deeply indetted: by the waves. le old
tin3eie it ' bad-. a considerable:- ptpulation,
drawn there by the, security effoidtd by its
isolatiee, itt the stormy sae:. •Ttie ruins- of
dwellings, olinrches ancleoroesies are found
buried deep le' the sand. A,•round tower
also attests.the:aticient importance of the
'Place, but at present the place has very fete
inhabitants. There is a. lighthouse on the
island, with te tower 63 feet high; rising .125"
feet above the sea: ,Tne Wasp was a steam:
.gunhoat of '465 -tons and .470 horse -power.
Shertoirried- four guns, and was 'empleyed•
in tpertionlar. service. According-. to .. the
tareeet navy list that Nye have- Seen, the.
Officers Of the filleted. Yee* were Lien.
tenant and_ Commander John D. Nicholls
and Lient•Frederiele A. -Warden. '
'1 Eightlit e:girlein:PortCheetertRY ,put
the tat large to shametby -oigiiiiiz.
iitg a lair or the benefit of the Bartholdi
statue- fund whioh netted .0900. •
... • • "
er in the
it wake .
reform the •
Chicago-
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,
, 4-1Dood Ayers
A • farmer sent his boy:,
bush to1ook after the sap
Presently the boy returnee,
How are they?' asked th,i
theboy replied,
1 -full, s -some . are
are r-runnin' ? over. I get
.tteaverteget'botit 1 -full."
8 • C• . .0444- .
petition to teat the Soo
folk has been filed. .
. 'Metrical Crawford, the American novelist,
willmarrydaughter of CoLBerden, the
inventor, in October:-
-et-Dr. S. B. Britten says: "As a rule.
' 4- - - b ' '
pby mans do: not. y tneir.. professional
methods:. build up the female constitution,
andhey seldoni cure the diseasesto.whioh
it is always liable in ourtteariable climate
andr Under our • imperfect -. divilizetion..
Spesitial -remedies are . of ten' required to
reitore organic harmony arid to strengthen
the -enfeebled powers of womanhood, and
for linopt of - these we are indebted to
persons outside of the . medical profession.
Among the ver' best of these remedies I
.asaigh a prominent place to Mre.Pinkheno.'s
:Vegetable Compound. ' . - -
.. . .
: That Was What, Ile Said. .,
. .
" 2tIr. 8 trittr.exolaitned Miss Maiden,
blu et meeting .the leading men at the
Boudoir Theatre, "I've got a Compliment
for you—a splendid one, leo. • Uncle Frank
saw you in the new piece last night"
Strut—" How, did he like my. assump-
tion—" — - .• - ' -• • -- - - ' . --
Mies Maidenblti.sh--". That's 'just What
Ugole Frank said. . He said it was the
. .
greStest piece of assuaiption he ever wit-
nessiede' -. - -- • • e ' . t, .. • . ..
- Strut—." litra. - Glad 'to havt met yOu,
Miss. Meidenblush. Good bye."--Bostote.
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,IINSETABLE•
"-IS A POSiTIVE
For..-.atil of those -Painful 00:1031aints and'
• Weatinestios -so eininnot( t&-onr bet * *
* *FEllIALEPOPULV,-14'f0 * * *
• * ; • • -*
! WILL ORE ENTIRELY THE *,,,i•RSi POEN OP Flg.;
*ALE .COMPLAINTS, ALL OVARLIC-0,-.0ROUBLES;
itLAMIATION AND ULCERATION. A.4.aNG. AND Dia -
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PLAOEMENTS, ANI) THE CONSEQUV..,rPINAL WEI,K•
NESS, AND IS rAnTicuLARLY -14-_,,4.tTED TO THE
enteeei 01! LIFE. * * *
4f' IT WILL DISSOLVE AND EXPEL -2*.ORS PRO/E TIM
.r.TERI.T4tIN, AN EARLY STAGE OF *itE4OPMENT. THE
TENDE. 11TOC.ANCEROUSIIUMORfITHEREISCHECKED •
SPEEDILY BY ITS USE. * * * 42d
*IT •It3IO;VES FAINTNESS, FLATt'i..,..$3.101r, DESTROYS
ALLCRA\IMr POIr STIMULANTS, ANr VELIEVES WEAK.; •
ESSOP THE STOMACH. IT CUREWIt4ATING liEATh.
Acui 17,ERV0US PROSTRATION, G 1-gpAL.p4Bmir-ft
IAPRESSION AND INDIGESTION; * *
- U*, THAT • PEELING OF BEARING voySINGTAIN,I, •
:r.;"
Wait AND BACKACHE, IS A.T.10- ERMAINTENTLY'
11.TURITE,W.D':31;4:•.IATTS *AND* ouilliectm:41744.
"STANCES ACTIN HARMONY WIT# THE LAWS THAT
. • • • -
-.60vriuk- THE rim... • SYSTEM. 11,1 *
AL
sartTs unrbst js SOLELY i‘ltlilliiisLE---orrixamilik
, n4i,pgat 011' insnAsz AND THE ntetinee OF PAIN; AND
0A-T.IIT -DOES ALL IT CLAIMS Td.,;1'0.,;ITIIOUSAND. or
LADIES,CAN GLADLY TESTIFY. f- * * 4.
INOMMEW
•
Advertising Cheats
•
"It has become so cOmmon to begin an
article, inanelegant, interesting style,
1Then run it into -some advertisement
thwe avoid all such, • - -
"And simply call attention to the Merits
of Hop Bitters in as plain, honestterms as
possible,
" Totnduce people .
-" To give them one trial, -whihli so proves
their value that' they will nays; use any-
thing - ^ '
* FOR vita' ct.Tiut O KIDN:
'EITHER- SEX THIS REMEDY IS
EMU. E. PINER AM'S: VEGET
:.prepard at Lynn, Masa Price , SIX bottles for $5.
. Sold by tali,drnggists: Sent by mail;Ar..feage paid, inform
Of Pills] or Lozenges. on -receipt of.;,,ifi:ee as above. )11=1.
philtharn's 'Guide,to Health" will t rptatled free to, any l•
Lady sending stung) Letters conktirOally answeTed.**
No family should be without L )4 E. PENTaikrill
LIVER plus. They cure Consti*U,n, Biliousness lint
Torpidity of the Liver. 25 cents pg.., x. * et a
• I
11,8 • 1
orkrhenns
ASSED. *
cat:mush is
. "HE 4EMEDY so favorably noticed in all thw
Iteligiptts and secular, is --' _ ,
papers,-- .. - . .. •
- ' Having a large sale,- and is . supplanting all
other medicines. - -
'There is no denying the virtues -of the lirop--
pla t, and the proprietors of flop Bitters have
shown great shrewdness and ability - * - * *
-"In cooupounding a medicine whose virtues
are 80- PtIpahie to every one's observation:" , •
- - Didvibe Die ? -
.
" No 1 . . .
- " She lingered and - suffered iong, pining
away all the tion.for yore,"
. "The actors doing her. norgooi ;" _ ,
- ‘And.- at last was oured by this - Hop
Bitters the papers say semuch about"
' " Indeed! Iudeed 1"_-
.
' "How thankful- we shoulkbe for thit.
. :
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me mine. .
s*.etnitughterli Blitierr:
'Eleven years out daughter Buffeted on
be of misery, " . . . .
From a -coniplication, of- kidney, liver,
re timed° trouble and Nervous -debility, 1 '
: '. 1 'Grander the care Of the best ph.ysiotans;
: ! "Who gave her disease various -.names,
" B.A.oxitd 7.iistowrefilleaf,i-s restored•tuu.s in. good
health by as simple e remedy as IWO. Bit-
ters, that we had shunned for years before
•ueitig it."; ----Tent Paitettes.. . . .
. .. Father Is Getting Well.
IY(HyoYfd.aMuughehter.bsegtatYe:i::-f-ather. is` Since he
'119:34118110903P-gBeittitienr."getting well 'after -his 'king ti- tiff—et.
ing, from -a disease deelared incurable." -
ti And We are so glad that he Mete your
•.,• • - .
Bietere."e--A Lust Of Utioa; N. T. t
rNotte gennihe without a 'bunch of green•
Bons on the white label. 'Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff with "Hop" er:qHope" inAheir
atila. • .:
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• (BtFOIL.E.) cliFTER.)
1leepeRo-VOLT41(1 BELT (2r 1 other Emerge/a-
are sent .03V4. bays' Trial TO
NEN ONLY, YOUNG OR OM•i, who are suffer -
Ing from Nnavous • 1,0sr vrtstrrY, • •
WASTING•WEARNF,SSEL and htlie diseases of
PERSONAL NATusst:resultingoii1411 ABUSES and
OTHER CAUSES. . speedy re-1.1,-fland complete
; "restoration; • to HEALTH, Vitth.. fend Met:goon
L..GUARANTarn. Bend at curt I tor .• Illustrated
t, Pamphlet free; AddresS , ±-1' • . .
- Voltaic Belt 0o11-111-00liall
_
When I say care i do not mean urr...T to stop them ror .
a time and then have them return c 71,,u,. I :neap a rad'.
I cal euro I have !bade the disease 4,f, !ITS, 'EPILEPSY
; or FALLING SICKNESS slice long 6.1,41q. t I warrant my
remedt to cure the worst c ;151141118e others have
failed s no reason fortle'l no recei.:Wille cure. &Inlet ,
once or a treatise an n I la •114•1 -O -15t my infallible
remedy. Give Express and lost 49110 It costs you •
t, nothing for a trial, and I will cure
Address flr 1. .L 1100T
IVOlING• AIM tuts.
THE VOLTALICI BELT Co, Tr -,J11,1=9,TShall, Mich.
'
offer to send their oblebrated t!,:rqAkirao-vourerac - •
i BELT and other ELECTRIC A13, ilittiNCEIS OH WS,
ifor thirty days, to men (yon0;i0 Ohl)'8,71otteedr
!with nervous -debility, loss of t-40lity and man,
'hood,*add all kindred troublOv ...Also for rhea
:matilsin; neuraigia, paralysio And many 43h
'diseases .Complete restoratii40 health, vigor.
.and Manhood guaranteed. Ify:.1 ek is incurred •
as days trial is allowecl:write them • '
once for.illustrated pfirapbleVro
EAR AND r7RoAt.
1
R. G. B. BYERS() 74.R. c..
S.E, Lecturer on the E;' tier 'and 'Throat
Trinity: 'Medical College, To:: . Oculist i n
; &twist to the Toronto Gen(7.411.H.Hospital, i.
'Hospital, Moorefield's end -3:,'.3tatral London
Clinical 'Assistant Royal raraciii Ophthalmia'
Throat and Fax Hospital. • r1,7,9titireli street
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