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The Sentinel, 1881-04-22, Page 2Voting Then and Now. The ballot's a grand institution! At least, so I've heard people say; But there's uone of the fun of our grandfathers' (lays Since the ballot -box came into play— Then, men voted open and boldly, And early, and often, and so The man that bid highest was sure of tho vote, And he isn't se sure now, you know. I heard once a tale of a blacksmith— Iles dead—relit ieseant his bones; But I'll tell you the tale as I've heard it told, And the reason he voted for Jones. The blacksmith stood over his anvil, The forge tire smouldered low, And the pluughsharo that lay in the ashes was C( ld, For the bellows had ceased to blow. A hundred odd times through the doorway Bad entered in questiouing tones, And now more anxious than ever it came: " Do you vote, sir, for ,Imith or for Joues-?" A crafty old man was the blacksmith, '1Vel1 versed in political shows, Whose cree,1 was: " The politics going that pays Is the kind that pays as it goes." ;A Again came a voice through the doorway, In entered a head with the tones, In followed a body along with the head— 'Twits Smith, the opponent of Jones ! Says Smith, "1 will purchase your anvil, Four pounds.1 will pay you ; and still - You shall have it to use as long as you choose; You will Vote?"" Yes," said Vulcan, " I will." Now. Smith had scarce gone from the smithy, NVhen-Jeues entered in at the door, And purchased- the bellows for twenty-five pounds, Jest as Smith -bought the anvil for four. When Vulcan marched up 6' the poll-boothy- • Smith gave him a knowing grin, - 'While Jones.(of the bellows; stood off at one side And chuekled and stroked his chin. ." For whom lo you Vote; Mr. Vulean ?" Asked the clerk in indifferent tones; smith sun -ted aghast as the blacksmith replied: "1 vote, sir, fur Mr. Jones." • - Jones laughed in his sleeve in _the corner,' But Smith followed Vulcan away, And said in- a. voice of -surprise and disgust: • - " Didn't I buy your anvil to -day?." Says:Vulcan: ." You did; I confess it ; _ You can have it, or go where its place is, For Jones boug14 -the bellows - for twenty-five pounds,. ... • - • Anil it•lilew your anvil fa blazes'. " • ,Bur„it'iediffereut no*With the ballot, • - or was just the other day When BreWittook.vciur goll and with promises " fair,- Mn.rked his banot the other way. you: wouidn'tifoguch a meanthiug;. • . But other folks win, you see Your neighbor's a•sneak round the corner The_btillot's the thing ,” says he, • . • - . 'W. ,RHINSON. - • Lignor-Law'Laconic*. • • . • •The Rhode Islan.d Helm yesterday,:by 03 . , to 21, postPoned • the:.:.Prohibition' Dili till• :: hext'sessien;-_ One -member stated that ha 'had been offered $100.te vote-admit:Mt" a -pro- hibitory law.' A conimittedof investigation . _ . • was .appointed. ". •. The, Halifax.- -lignot. -dealers- have ex- . • perienced lL reat deal of trouble thisyear in .obtaining the signatures of u triajdrity of the ratepayers of the distrkts in Which they Carty.On hash -less to their 'petitions . , • for, licenses., -,atidthe consequence.is that. ;although a- m:olith.- .has : passed _since the' heeneee for- 1080 -expired,: lese.-tha."n.one7-, third...of:them:lave_ beeti_renewea. Iii order to:protect thetiOs.elyes and -their -interests, • and.te.tnore:effectliallynaake their influence • felt In the City, itis reported that: a number of.. the dealers are or nixing _themselVea for .tiio•purpoad Boyce tting.Z-,ail those. who refused to Sign their petitions for licenses. -• - - The- Nebraska Legislature 'has-Vassed. •-stringent -.license lava-. Among its .provi- sions are alieense fee of ,5-1;600 per year for. • each-saldon in -el -dee of :10;000--p-eople„-- and $560"-io citi of Ieee' than; 10,000 inhabi=. •- - • -tanta-----ilie2saleonkeeper'must give a --bend of. 55;000; and -mita -present_a petition sigiiedg-thirti.freeholders before lie .can • 'obtain a license ; no bondsinan can go -upon but one no. liquor Canhe given away ; Screene, are te be permitted_ over Win-- dOWS or dOOTS druggistedo" not have to _take a iicenee: but have to keep a- faitlifnl. :-.acCouitt of all sales.. - • The practic.e of drinking- by ieniales of the better elass is sold to be unfortunately on. the -increase.-_in Eiagland...,TSornetirae - since- :u. Well:known firm itt TottenhamcOurt- "road, London, applied to the St. - -Pancras: licensing: authorityfor a license to - • , serve the 200 to 300 lady -.customers Who • luneh. OEaily in their ,,eStablishinent, with Spiritsi.wine and beer ; atpresentthey can only Supply tea, coffee ,and en:oiler:1)0er, • ages,: raticli,- they: chlinied„te. thedissatis- faction OL their nainerona Jady_costeniers; 7 WhA fOr.-twenty. years' past :have unapt- .. rneuely been proseitig, their..claims upon- • , ,• thein "for Wine, bceriLnd spirits."-.• .Sir • :W..-WYatt, befere.whona . the de/nand Was 'made, with emphasis. -'refused to grant thc -'Iicense, aTtcl- -addOd that,- ‘'--ta save -trouble .-future, the _opinion of the bench was • unaniteens.7" .- • - • • . An official inquiry" has revealed that:the :total amount .•of Iiquor sold andneed in Boston each -year under the name of vinegar is estimated at about -3;000,000 gallons. .; Of this less thaii'onio-telith is pure apple -juice, the rest:.-being,Pla _villamotte decoction of : molasses, glucose, acetic .aeid, sour a,le, lager • _ beer, distillery slops; etc.„:made for ..abOut .the lowest possible -coat of purecider -Vinegar.: But_Wereethatt this, oil of vitriol • and ether • mineral: weide I are brought • into .requisition: One ""centts worth of -phurid.acid is eufficient... for_ the :Itiannfac!. . ture.af four gallons-. of vinegar, ,and.wherr, disguised by Other ingredients its presence • cannot be deteeted.: by tie*: alone:: No Wonder that, with .KuChvinegar at nine .--cents and e3iela siit.cOntli a gallon, while the •"genuine article: eannotrhe-:-manufactured for • lessthith abouti2cents- a gallon; -the high: - death -rate in that eity-ehooldhe attributed • largely to this. and other 'equally villainous adulterations. of foods, • •-Total abstinenee bus .indeed made pro- - • grese itt England; now that, it -has . umplied. ...dyer the :traditions:, of ". civic The:Mayor-of Leeds -hap -en- tertained at ahaioqnet nine teetotal mayors: Among them • were the_ _Lord --Mayor Of _• York and- the Mayors. of Winchester and Worcester. The report does not Mention the eontentS of the leying... cop: orlwhe.tlier -there was a Toying cup at -Probably -the Mayors all hated: each -other .----Str,Pietre.Yeron,,.. in it recent "article - “:-The Age ;of :Adulteration," relates • tha.t a Wine reerehant, giving death -bed • injunctions to:. his' .son,:_ ".-Alwar3 . bear in Mind: .that -wine may 'made With . anything—even (With:.ainelaiichO/y•smile)- ..:.gtarie juice."- - AFRAID OF HIS SHADOW. A Man Pursued to Bibs Death by the Mem- 017 of Ills Crinws-Suicide ot a Sup. posed Murderer -Heartrending Pre. paranoias. The following are the latest particulars in regard to the terrible tragedy in Hart- ville, Pa., referred to in a previous despatch: The little townof Hartville, on the Susque- hanna, a few miles below this city, as well as the borough of Shickshinny, Just oppo- site, was thrown into excitement last evening by the suicide of an Irish laborer' named Jack Freeman-. He went to work at. the mines in Hartville on the 5th of this month with a large number_of others, who were engaged in the openiEg of new collie- ries at that point. Freeman was not a miner, but was engaged in hauling sand for the cottages in process of erection. He quit work yesterday afternoon at 4 o'clock and went honie. After entering his house he said to his wife, " I am not going to let them get any -advantage -of me, and I am going to shoot my -self." His wife replied, "Why, Jack, what is the matter with you 2 Are you crazy ? " Ile answered, " Well, if I don't shoot myself they will arrest moand hang me." He went in search of his gun, which he found and With it walked into his bed -room. It was an old army musket, and he proceeded to load' it with powder and shot. He then -sat down and penned the following lines upon a piece of paper which he pinned upon his heart : " I am - not guilty of anything, but I can't stand it." He then called.three ()this children to him and kissed each one :tenderly, the tears streaming down his cheeks as he did so. Then he turned gently to his wife, who stood by sobbingand mourning as :if her heart would lreak, and kissed her. „To each he whispered a trembling " good -by." -Taking the musket up he walked out doors. He had gone but a few steps when he turned and asked where Willie Was (another of his children). Ile was told that he was iti the loruel near - -by. He called to him and •the little, fellow presently Made Inet appearance and came running toward his father. The _latter Stooped 'and kissed WM-, farewell. Then- he returned to the' .houseand sat down" quietly: in. a Chair. - In - the course of :a few- moments the inether despatched one.... -of thechildien'.. to Jthe spring fur wateriand as :he did:net bring enough "slie,,,Went -.herself. 'While on her. way -back froni -...the Spring she h.eard .the report of- a gun, and- 'running - to the house she asked ono of . the boys where his father - was,- • 'rhe boy pointed_ te-a bed -room and eaid that he'. had gone 11f-there:end. had . . told one of them to:clasetliedoer aed not . . to,come.in,„ The poor wife instantly passed into :the. :apitittrient ,andwas horrified ta find: her-linshand. 'lying Upon the.fleCti coy-. , -ered With- bleod., tcip of hie head was. blevin . off,: s.nd brains and -pieces of .hie skull were scattered o11 the walls- and- cell-- inger;!- Neighbors Were at Conee, einntrion ed and:: a. inry•Matie 110,_ lT,poit„.the. examination facts were elicated:stlich proved, that the sineide,Tif not a murderer,' had-011ie guilty thing weighing upon his &nisei -One.... -For a longtime past: he has hail MoodY• spells, and -the . presence Of 50 many -De.* laces itt Hartvilleworried him". At first -Mal Wife seemed- , disinclined- to testify; but she : - finally startled ithe -Jury With- the rein ark; " Well, he!.is-cleacl nowand I dare She intimated tha:t some -years ago her husband. wasimplicated itt the in:Order of, a III1L1I at :Janesville. Vie., alicr that: lie:Iwilaancoaed: otrhaving.a-hand. iia -throwing a man into. Siisqueliapna ftoni--- the .bridge -that 'crossed the river -at • this eh -Y.- -It was-. . _ , -_ fur- ther Shown that Freern-aif-:- always -.went arined with: a 'knife and revolver: .:There _ _ _ _ _ was a great-affeetion existing between hint .and_liieWife:. andfatioily„and it riethought _hy!.some.:that the_lwite-_wasimere willisg- that as it did than 'Open:the :which -she: :: evidently - thought might be his fate if he lived.. - OatItirttalt af Cholera. Probable. - _ _ „ _ . Dr. Willard.Parker speaking -.At -the New York medical ".menting Said It.. Must he understood that -within. a -.few daYs. -we :shall:have the heat - Of, -Salmi:net:Upon tui, -and the'effect..of that.Will-be fearful. It is 7well to Lignite' what we shall -do in In.10.19--the. last Visitation ofcholera hroko:out-oh the -1.7th'.9f May. have only - to then ;toget this '.city - ..cleaned -that is, we have only one inenth:' If *lie heated Weather were [0 cornethere never- were•SO factors -tor producing, disease; at one time, that:IL-there-are- now.: We Want, then; .8.1p6wOr to act.at once. We -haye-alreadyindicationa.of-neStilence: The **ere winter --bus. enervated us, for .We always:find after a severe Winter that wo avea great deal otaicktiess:-It is b_eartase the neryoue systeno.is SO enervated by the pressure of ter- that the conditions are,. -found - favorable to -an -onthreak at- pesti- lence, if -there is iteCompanicatherewith a- cainie for pestilence; In the --present- cir- :curnatarices of lotir -city 1 think, that- the. "cenditiOns are Jfavorable for such an mit-. :break in'our ruidst. if this'shoUld...bethe: case it is inapossible-forrne to say what the effectofthat will he:', Great guilt will be at the door Of smile oliei.;-"i will not Call it murder; .Leannot calI ittriarislaugh ter, -It is killing, and. yen May: Call it what:yen • choose.: To guard this city • against lential invasion is :the:first .importance, for this eitY.isa sort Of .key tetlie Outside World. .Pestilenee-oreheleraie.fanamis for trivellifig in' broad .highways, and if yod have cholera it will he itepeseible to hedge .it itt thia city alorie;:fer: it Will travel along the states,- find its 1WaY to :tietY j.efsey.a.nd the New England States, - and,,thus disserai:: nate itself.civer every part df theTpUlon. The nutioher:bf deaths in 1802 from cholera was about 'twenty. thousand ; in. 1849 the• _ number- 'VMS about - -fourteen.- :thousand., Prevention, is better .than. Cure. - . - , GETTING MARRIED. Marrying Girls and the Other Kind -Why Men Do and Do Not' Marry. (New York Times.) There seems to be two sorts of girls— those that ought, _because specially fit, to be married, and never are married, and those that never should and never will.be, and yet invariably get married. The former are usually the -demure, industrious, unworldly, domestic; the latter are the easy, careless, merry; imprudent, frolic- some, saucy girls, of whom men become enamoured for no reason at all aud in site of themselves. When a man _falls in love and can't crawl out readily, he avails him- self of marriage, and is often extricated thereby without intending it. He is no more logical in matrimony than in celibacy ; the same thing that makes him a lover turns him into a husband, and he is thrice blessed if he does not discover a sharp and sudden difference between the two. It is passion, not reason, and it is called the divine passion because it is so thoroughly human. Men generally like one kind of women and love another kind. The one kind they are commonly recommended to wed, and don't:, the .other kind they are advised not to wed, and -do. Which is the better --to take a wife because you -like her, or to take a wife because you love her, Hymen alone knows and he won't tell. If you do either or neither, you may- repent.. . '.gliere is no absolute safety in: wedlock or out -of it. No man's experience is pod for another man, and -our own experience in erotid, affairs is rarely valuable ; for every time a man falls in love—and he has great alacrity 111 - this way—the accident varies,though the effect is unaltered. No. man can say what sort of woman will be his wife ; and if he be wise he won't express any :opinion.011 the subject. He may cherish many views aue have many beliefs thereupon, but -.the more of these he has ,the, less likely_ they are to be :confirnied.,- Iletyhoineiste, in his bachelor , days, that bialwife shall be a beauty, is apt. to find her: plain. Ho who cannot:endure a woman without Intellect surrenders to o-ne net..snepeeted of it. • The devotee . of order discovers himself mated. with -Ithe.entbedithent of confusion, The stickler for, eieganceseee, ;when the glamor Of courtship has 'been .reinovedthat -.he is, joine(l-. to adoWay; ::" . '• Alarriager goes, to a . certain 'extent„by contrahits,-it, nut contritrie4 wothan; still less than :a ::man, gets -..the .:Inislialid-: sbe paints -to her fithey; 'Her 1.:6thinublarideas arecernmon y regulated1 by , her rLge and experienee.:,.. The Man she desires at 10 or .17 'w'ould be -a. burden- at 26„ land • her :Ideal. itt.20 might- Prove a bore itt 2. She begins With•sentimentalisin and -ends With - sober.' - - --• , • nesii ; vanity impels .. -:her but sni- pttthv holds her lailtr.:..She is frequently surprised at- the ,offers: site receives„ rind stilt More surprised itt the offers she'does ipot receive. ” The love that- tonics at first -sight rarelv. remain' s.; it is apt to be -borne of the eye, :not Of: the teinperarnent,- 'The. love: that growsgenerally elidoreatuld pre, dueetr,frtiit.. Love and; Matria0e are Daf :related 0 .We tliitik they should niateilies often _turn. out -At-and -thatches without --love turn - well. No one Can" tell what- :dove 5, nor- Can any-pue--gueas What Marriage. will 1,ririg. We :When young, full of -thoughts- and theOries abont-._ loath, - and individual -.exPerience ia ever' ecintradieting what;we'lia.ve: learned. Marriage is ifripenetrable 5.5 eye, - Few- ,us,:fare :prepared ..for tl}eir..aiselosures. We .may.love,ited niatty.-60.in .-and .• again; but:Our-ideal-of-Love* marriagelealmoat always wh011y -unlike the thing- itselt, (EKED Bir:PRA1ER-; . An.„.:Ex traordinary „itlanifestation, Out Wel. t. : It ,fienow'reore than: a Wleek• since Miss- . v. _ Addle Ci6odrielii of, N • the .state -Of .Illitthis;_deeidea-to'stop taking :Medicine, :andtrust wholly to prayer. :Geed - rich, Wha has been.bedriddenfor years,Je.a., deveutr.Methodist, •and., soine:-daYe2.,age a .friend read to,her from the New TestaMent. :the: story, T.ot a miraculous cnre,,-iind then prayed -that she; too, might be -leaded, As Tito Dedmal Systew _Rejected. • • . 1 Mr. Aghton-Dilke recently • moved in the BritishHouse of Commons That theintio- dUctien of. a .decimal -.system ofdoinage, weighte and measures ought no longer be delayed. Some of the argil-noel:Its for and against the motion were singular:. , Mr Stevenson maintained -that the deci Mat system dill not -lend. itselftoMental: arithmetic; add Was not cenvenient bitradS.:. Dedinalg. were ;hot iir." accOrdatiao with butharthature..' On the -contrary, human nature worked by dazene. Mr. Anderson remarked that people had not 12 fingers and 12 toes, :but 10 :fingers and.10 Uwe, and that waett.natural sugges.' tion itilavor:of the deeintaleystem.- - '-The Motion: was rejeeted large majority. • • THE FIGHT AT 'SPITZKOP. How the Last Stand w44 Made Against the,Boers AN .ENG-1,,ISII EFEAT. (The Loudon Stalitlard.) We had been exposed unceasing fire, and had be to the constant humming at noon almost ceased, wearied with the exertion night lay down to sleep. by heliograph had been the camp, and confidence holdnur own had increa abated. Lieut. llatoilto with his few men had b enemy alone througho without even receiving general or his staff, did general assurance. A came back from his minutes to tell us that, nutnbers of the enemy p underneath him, h they were up to Reinforcements, were and he returned - to these, as I now know, d until it was almost too lat ward Major Hay, of t Stewart, Major Fraser discussing the situatio expressed au opinion the, strong enough to repulsel . Iliad remarked that the hany make their final ef the evening, as they did at we were startled by a lou rattle of musketry, the •shrieked over ciur-heads i: Lieutenant Wright, of t back, shouting outfor ini ' mente. The general, star sleep, assisted by his staffigot about gt eting these forward, and tlien r the first time it dawned upon Us that we. might los, the hill, for the -soldiers mo id: forward but- elOwly and hesitatingly. 1 LlIt •was mil, . toe "evident that',n. they. did it like thetvork before them,: By dint Of i me hard shout- ing, and ,eveli pushing, t ' y Were um t of them got Over the -ridge, here the , -lay; ddwn eome distance both Illanailten and hid • ., , , . , - , o five hours of me accustomed bullets, which ben the general, tof the previous ommimication established with n our abilityto id rather than however, who n opposing the the morning, visit from the ot share in the le after 12 he tion for a few ing seen large to the hollow feared that e devilment. rounsed him, is post, but not reach him 4 Shortly after - el 92nd, Colonel d myself were Ile former we were not night: attack. oers would pro - t at about 4 in tile In.gogo, when and sustained pets of Which a perfect hail. 92nd, rushed 4cliate?reinforce: ed up frozTi Ma TIIIN LINE OF RIG/ NDEAS, who, although opposed. to Out 500: 111011 nt igo. yards,. ha,dr.rnever bud ed an,inch.- .:It seenia 'that the.advance o he enemy bad been .:thorou0h1y checked; hen one -.,o our . . ,, peoplean officer; , I _ beliee---Lnoticing• the_ Boers for the -.first time, : adulated, ." -Oh; there they are, :quite dead .-andthe Words were -.hardly- ont Of .his,lip• ere- everyniau Ofllie.newly:arr'iyed -reinfe eipepts bolted- -back.panic,strielien...• :This _as -more thin • tlesh:aud, blood could Stan and the-skirt-a- ishingline un -der 'Hamilton gave way also, . . _ . . , the-. retreating . troops -bpi 0 --expos-ed. : of \ course; . to, the- Ilner 'fiee., WI\ , iSs.strotni effect , I was (411 the left ai e of . ie- Ado& wben the imen canie back o us, 'ai d w s witnesSof the "wild...tenfiis n whi fr. Illien- &evailecl.: 1:.- saw MeDen d. Of the. 02nd . revolver _in hand, threatel to shoot any. niam\-vhe paseed hirn-;. and; indeed,:-.eVery---,. body..-s„y.as hard at Work rall ing thellr,oken. , treope.. - "Many Of - toiiree - et itWaY,. ilia'- , _ , : , disappeared. over the .:eido f the .4111 next thena,rnp but some hundre -and fifty good' -men,- mostly•Highlanders, • tie je..ckets, and . ola =Soldiers:of the -56th, re ained to man - the -ridge '10 a final ristand Scottie Pt the, :Beers:, appeared, -_and the lire. that .was.. :Inter,c_hanged wae Soinethi awfq1;.....T.1.1-ree. :tittles :they _showed thein - l.ves,i-iind three ;Vines as -quickly_Withdrew , .iir men, v eu , that o.cciirred,at once stop nig their lire. - I &mid beti...t the.sOldiere:eja .'ilate, ,' .. -..! • -_" N'VE'LL NOT StliGE •M ThIS We'll give them the boo .closer ,'?: and - so on, but a ping .fast,;- tor ..--the Boer apparently got" to Work in and every shot. told; the hit, mostly -through the Ito yittSOT, of the 92nd, one of t in the corps, dropped close the...Worth. were littered, : Miss ..Goodrich lege, shattered to pieces, -affirms that she_ feltsa-sudden-accession of bus regiment, . whom -I strength and a:desire to role from he .bed, • but her frierel dissuaded her. -Then:she' redaufiled her prayers for.-healtli. 5,1141 got allher -.Plots _friends to pray for her. doctor - told:: her-- to 1)taX�r - Strength .to -get 'out -of bed the next :morn:: Jug; --apsuringler of his Confidence- thatthe:prayer would be. ansWered";.'• With this enco_nragement; :she prayed ;„..dontintionely _until the -Morning arrived; and :with *it lb e. .doctor. - Ile r. prayed, and a sister prayed; S44,theu-Niss. Good*chgotDp, exolaiming,-- "-Sa.viour, give ineetiength :.-and-.1walket1 to a-diair-LifOr. the first tithe hi nearly four yeats-.- shice .she" heen- growing !Afghanistan; Met a_sinoll their daye of 'soldiering We honorable close. Altegeth live Minutes but neverthel thOught at . the. time we e :own. expected -every tin 'order given -for.a -bayone order unfortunatelyliVer I am :sure -the . Men .yaould. to .4. - But -our flanks and- the - enemy, . ,chec were. stealing around the helloW.- en -the Side _of the _camp we 'had -no one, and a. evidently ;itiaxiglis .about stronger -anditlieneighbers look 'at her with quently looking • over ti awe. , Her .oVin-firm- belief is that shelias: Ceionel Stewart sent "Me .o been, supernaturally cured: and the 'singular matters were going T feature of . the cage, -is that -the attendant alt dear, and; indeedi.if :agrees with her. iatteinpted to storm the *hi .physician - • - - A 1Parrot Story. • iThererharkaiiiadeby.parrets,.apparently With pertinenee,-,are sometimes- grotesque and •astalinaidg7-as.in• the :story told .of parrot who was preeeut on board Ship dur- ing:: very had Weather, Vthett the f sailors knelt on deck in -a circle -to'prity -for deli- erauce. 'Ihe-- -parrot wa.tched their Move- n:161AS no doubt; for :he Correctly:Tomei"), bered the .eireurnstance. It said, the captan.earrienp--from the Ca,bin, -Where lie had been to examine the phart;.-,while the men Were :it Prayer,- and •lcried -aloud " I-46"aie off.praying„Yeu Libbers, and get to the Pli-M.ps;-We're - nearing . land I" On: ar--- riying iti : port; pally Waaetild to a and -in due course was placed in the Vicar's :.The first :Morning after his arrival:there, hesasYthe servants 'come into the room afteri another and :kiieet.down. to. prayers With, the :meinory instantly reverted . to -the_ Beene 'on -board-ship; and he dried out With a _loud. yoiCe g- Leave -off- praying, you labberki; arid get to the.puippsi. were near- ing land !."1. - A bombshell inirfalling•-among these devout persons .conld,. not have 'put them. "itito 'a greater -consternation than they Were Put by, this', irreverent :exelitina! tioui--Aniina1 World. - • :Josh Billirigs thinks' out his' sayings ,as he walks "along the -streets, :iiia.when he gets 'one suitedtomind-he. rushes in. a -doorway and- ijots it down on a pocket tablet. ' • ' „ he Would have been deciina Of his ewn:.people aimed side- We were' most anxi •right.flank. It was cvidcn were stealing :routicl'it,so to Trotting the position th chiefly blue jackets, led, by :officer; and, as I watched up, - the third=tinletli yicgon flashed -across inc t LOSE THE um There was a knoll on the th Up which the ireinforcemen Some Of them wen top of the, plateau to the others. went Tonna. 13y confusion an the knelliteel men- on it stood upndwe down, And at last the whal -vverehotdifig it gave' .way. they Were at once 'followed who were able then to pou our flank in the main lin instant the bill of Majubit, was sauve qui pent. Majo Singleton, of the . 9210,- a Officers„werkthe last to I were Mainediately 'shot 41 prisoners. ":The general ha the last -of all towalkafter trobPs, when he ._:also through the head: A Minn viously Lieutenant Hainil the general to excuse hi had asked for a charge, as not Stand t • -; A. bo ... t if they come the time dTp-" arksmen ad cure positions, ii falling_ back . Color-Segt. e finest soldiers' o me with both id many others hacl known'. in t _ • r • fate, just las drawing -to an .- r it was it net SS r personaily ou hold011f tite to hear the tcharge. That althongh ve responded ere exposed, in - front, across tite hill 'facing the the. men *•ere itt:_pdnt, fre- ir Shouldes, -- er. to see ow !ere:I reperted _ C enemY had cnr that -face a -by the_ fire rona the .other Us about our iliat theenetny en Were takPn e. ' They were • - a- brave young leni follow. hirn t:day, the -con- at we should I eatened .point, sl hesitated' to backoverthe further ridge, Jye there was Some of:the 6 at Once shot ckIitelttlie6:Skeit ewlie9r bY the Beere, a volley into ,1 from will& as theirs: it Captaik. 4 sod, -other ye, and thete za and' taken turned - round his retreating .1 shot dead, - e ter two , pre- requestin - presuimption, e men.would replied, " Wait until they come on, we will GIVE THEM A voei,i_y and then charge ;" but before that moment arrived it was too late. To move over about one hundred yards of ground under the fire of some five hundred rifles at close range is not a pleasant experience, but it is what all who remained of us on the hill that dayhad to go through. Every moment I expected would be my last. On every side men were throwing up their DIS, and with sharp cries of agony were pi in forward on the ground. A buliet strhek t e rock at my heel, the splinters hitting .iny leather leggings, whilst overli-ad and on either side the missiles shrieked past with the noise of a thousand locomotives. At last I reached the shelter of the further ridge, Colonel Stewart and Lieut. 1 ill. of the 68th, being dose to me. The latter, who had behafed splendidly during the action, was shot through the arm, and I gave him my handkerchief to bind the wound. The officers were calling out to the men to rally, when a soldicr cannoned against me and knocked me into the bushes on the precipice underneath. The Boers were instantly on the ridge above, and for about ten minutes kept up their terrible fire on our soldiers, who plunged down every path. Many, exhausted with the night's marching and the day's lighting, unable to go further, LAY DOWN BEHIND iiocEs and bushes, and were afterward taken prisoners.; but of those who remained on the hill to the very last probably not one hi six got clear away. The period during which I was suspended in the bush at the mercy of the Boers' firing, only some three or four yards above my bead, was, I think, the most unpleasant of the whole da,, . 1. did not expect that men" in the heat of action would spare me; but they did, and helped Meat last out of . my awkward posi- tion on to the ridge again. There, after being divested, by my captors of spurs„ belts and some money,- I -demanded to be taken before the general. 1 -wag let go and told te find him myself, and maile'my way to the hollew where he had passed. the 4445-'- 1 there found Myself anaqtagst a crowd. of ; 'Beers; prisoners, and wounded anddYing Men.. There was a group round one body,. and I was at anee pounced upon'to say who: it was. .1," responded, "-General Colley,'" but they 'would hardly believe 'The Boers Were everywhere, asSisting, our. 'disabled men. Dr. Landon, who, -when the. • hill. was abandoned by our -panic-stricken troops, had steadily - remaineu b, iis Wounded, was lying on the ground with a -- shot through his chest. The Boers,: as . they rushed' on the plateau, not seeing or not caring for - • • TIIE GEN-EVA:CROSS,' had fired into and kncicked'Overhollrliiin and.' •his -hospital assistant sothat there was only one (Dr. Mahon) left to look after it.great number of very bad cases. After sdne diffi- culty. I found Smith, the Beer general, and explained.to-him my huffiness,- asking- Per- - (-- mission to proceed to the British camp-. It • - WAS:SOtHetil/10 before he Would allow me to . - .go, as be said that ..O-eneral..Ioubert ,-Wonid -probably like to see Me tint atlast nobextatindetild.....7 pass 0/1 condition that I. -returned . ' ITII*S COLE'S TEETH. . . _ • Fourteen- Of Irlieni Wravelling .Aleotind ." All (tier- Ker.- A most remarkable atory- domes - frOm Oringecounty.Y. Amaiden. lady at that place on the -;5-th "of ;January, 1069, Swallowed a new set of 'false teeth,. . svhich became -separated front the. rubber . mould in -which they had.-;beeil- -SOt,s While -- masticating .her food; Before she could . ejectthe food fr.orn her mouth .the -teeth had gone down into her stomach._ The family 'physidiart was sunimoned, but all his -efforts were unavailing. The ..teetli caused „ l'ier no. discomfort, and in a. short tinie the matter was ' entirely forgotten. - few days ago 'Miss...Cole, th0. lady in qu-eation, felt a sharp pain near her left-Shoulder„and upon -examining the spot- found -what -itp-. peared like a wen-. under:the Skin. Wit -h the aid of a penknife she extracted S, hard substance, which proved to be a tooth, She Was -at -aloes to know hew the -tooth cancte to be in :suth an unusual spot till slie .sud-- denly recollected that she had,twelye veare ago; swallowed her J3et of teeth. During the pagt four days the lady bus been orating teeth all oyer her liod31 and had, at last . accounts, recovered twelve of the fourteen_ -1-- teeth that had formerlyedastittitedher " get.- - .anXiOttsly _awaiting; the arrival - of the other two. She has placed theteeth. in a _glasseage keel.> them as nte- tnentoea. • British Iron -Childs . • .. • At the present moment England has - eight irondadaeither on the Stocks or, launched and being .fitted for sea, namely: The Inflexible, :11,406 tons; the Ajax and the 'Agamemnon, each of 0492 tons ; the Colossus and -the Majestic,: each of %Lig - tons, the Conqueror and the Collingwead, each of 6,200 tons; and the Polyphemus, "- an %armd-ored ram of 2,040 tons While two • armoredruisers, each of over '1,000 tons, are about to be begun. France has twelve iron dada either on the: stocks , or being' - completed for sea; and four more are to be begun at once... . Italy ha's three nonclads building or completing for sea, while another armoredshipof itkout 12,000 tons is to be taken in hand this. year. -Russia has only one armored cruiser in course o1. construction at the present Moment, while Austria is not building any--irpn-clad, but is completing the 'llegetthoff, of 7.399 tank Of the smaller maritime powers, Denmark - is building atrarmored. torpedo ship, while Holland -Norway and Swedenhave no iron- - oladson the stocks.. • --There has been -e:fatio-iiy jar, , ." Come, mother, come,". says the So117inlavy to' the old lady, in Obedience -tb the Pitifurrequest of Ili§ *ife not to be,disagreeable, " let us make it up. -I said there was no ifoman in the world as -Unbearable as you are, didn't Let which you felt hurt ? Well, I take it•all.back, there are -others Three persons went out together for, rifle :practice.. 'They - Selected a field hear to is house, and putyp - a target ins, tree af:a distance of 100 yards. Fd-iir or live shots were fired,- and by Orie of7them a boy Who was -in a tree in a garden at it distance Of 393 yards Was killed.. It was not 'cleat _ 'which person fired the shot that killed the boy: Held that all three were guilty of manslaughter.—English decision. onger.Cohleyi -