The Huron Expositor, 1986-05-28, Page 2OPINION
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Interesting conflict
Junkyard refugees
FROM THIS ANGLE.
by Patrick Raftis
North Americans, they say, have had a
"love affair" with the automobile ever since
the days when Henry Ford's Model T ruled
the mads. If so, I must be the exception to the
rule.
Pity my automobiles, for they must feel
alone and unloved. I treat the metal monsters
as a necessary evil, made tolerable only by
my aversion for walking long distances.
Perhaps my disenchantment with cars
stems from the fact I have never owned one
that consisted of much more than a pile of
scrap iron on wheels. My current chariot, a
1974 model is a semi-mobile example of all
that can go wrong in a car. In fact, if it does
not stop raining soon (as I write this it has
rained for four consecutive days) I am going
to have to get some new wheels pronto.
You see, my car does not operate properly
in the rain, it never has. The slightest bit of
water on or under the hood and it is hesitant
to start. Once started, it moves with all the
grace of a drunk on roller skates. Until it has
dried off, it refuses to attain anything
resembling cruising speed. On damp days it
will run the quarter -mile in slightly less than
four minutes. Hardly the Indianapolis stan-
dard.
Not only is it slow, but it has developed a
leak which allows water to form small ponds
in the back seat during even a mild shower.
Have you any idea what wet, 12 -year-old
upholstery smells like? Rotting fish would be
an apt comparison. It's like car-pooling with
Captain Highliner. Not a pleasant prospect.
Despite these shortcomings, my present
wheels seem like a Ferrari, compared to the
mangled metal I called transportation before
this one. My 1969 Pontiac, which I still owned
in 1982, left much to be desired.
Affectionately referred to as Spot (short for
Rust Spot), this ancient auto was covered
with green paint which years of exposure to
the elements had nearly powderized. Anyone
foolish enough to make physical contact with
this car soon found parts of their body colored
with the same strange hue of green.
I shouldn't really mock this car, as it was
given to me free gratis, by a brother-in-law
who would otherwise have buried it in the
auto graveyard. It did get me through two
years of college without having to depend on
the bus system, but it caused me some
embarrassment too. Like the time I took it to a
drive-in theatre and it stalled, irrevocably, as
soon as I reached the head of a long line of
cars waiting to pay to get in. Despite my
mechanical expertise, I was unable to get
Spot running again, and a large group of
complete, strangers had to be enlisted to
manually roll it into the theatre. Although I
never returned to that particular theatre, I
heard through the grapevine it has been
referred to as The Push -in ever since, in
deference to my one appearance.
Another car let me down several miles
outside of Elmira one time. It had blown air,
radiator hose, and I decided the simplest g
solution was to hitch -hike into town and buy a i
new one. Wrong.
After a solid 20 minutes of watching
motorists whiz by, ignoring my out -stretched
thumb, it finally occurred to me the chances i
of someone stopping to pick up a man armed
with a rubber hose were relatively slim. The
cowards!
The only car I can claim to have been even
slightly fond of, was the first one l ever 1
owned. I was sixteen. It was only a few years .i
older. It cost me- a hundred bucks and had a i
top speed of 55 miles per hour, downhill, with
the wind, fighting every inch of the way. It a
had a radio which would pick up unintelligible.„
static with astounding clarity, and a brief list I
of similarly unattractive options. However, it
was transportation and that's all I really dare
to ask from a car.
Oh sure, like everyone else, I dream about 1,
owning a sleek new 1986 automobile and I am
sure that eventually I will.
Probably along about 1999. But what's the
hurry.
The municipal conflict of interest act has been accused In the past of
having too many grey areas, and that may be true. But a topic of
discussion initiated last week at a Seaforth Council meeting could be
interpreted as having a potential for a conflict of interest.
Comments made by Councillor Bill McLaughlin prior to council passing
its accounts payable, that town departments showed too much favoritism,
particularly when dealing on a business -level with local merchants might
have been better left unsaid.
Councillor McLaughlin admitted he was basing his remarks on the fact
that he'd been keeping tabs on the accounts payable during his time on
council, and had noticed the Seaforth Motors name was appearing on a
regular and frequent basis in the accounts payable. He pointed out there
were other businesses in town, his own included, that could provide the
same services and wondered if the town might be too "married" to
Seaforth Motors. -
While in some sense Councillor McLaughlin's comments may have
been well-founded and his concern genuine, the fact that he more or less
represented his own interests by drawing specific attention to the
automotive business, Is cause for some concern.
One could have to wonder whether or not Councillor McLaughlin would
have been as vociferous in his complaint had it concerned some other
area of business other than the automotive trade.
According to the conflict of interest act there is conflict "where a
member, either on his own behalf of while acting for, by, with or through
another, has any pecuniary interest, direct or Indirect In any matter and
Is present at a meeting of the council or local board at which the matter Is
the subject of consideration. .
The act also states a member has an indirect pecuniary interest In any
matter in which the council is concerned If he is a member of a body that
has a pecuniary interest in the -matter or is.a partner of a person or is in;,
the employment of,a person=or-bodyxthat has a pecuniary interest in then
matter.
If such is the case the member Is required to declare such a conflict and
to abstain from contributing to any discussion on the same.
Whether or not .Councillor McLaughlin actually effected a vote on his
charge of favoritism, It was obvious by the mayor's statement the matter
will be looked into, that the conversation he initiated could bring about
subtle changes In the way the town does business, and just who the
recipients of that business might be in the future.
And that In Itself is unfortunate. In a world where free enterprise is the
rule of thumb, it is strange that anyone would suggest the town do
business on 'a socialist scale.
It would be wonderful If the town could operate on a rotating basis,
getting the services it requires by utilizing all the businesses in town.
Unfortunately that isn't always the best alternative. And by requesting
such Councillor McLaughlin may be doing a disservice to the very
community he was elected to serve.
What the town council members should be doing is enforcing the type
of buying practices that themselves would use as an individual -- ones
that would ensure the best service at the best price.
Even in initiating discussion which could affect their chances at getting
more of the town's service goes against the very terms of their oath of
office.
— H.M.
Time to act
"Censorship is an evil. It is the suppression of ideas."
The ideal expressed in this quote is hard to argue with. Censorship after
all was one of the main problems causing the delay In receiving
information from the Soviet Union about the recent nuclear accident in the
Ukraine. In it's various forms, it has been used as a tool of oppression by
repressive governments the world over for years.
What can be argued with, is the validity of this statement, considering
the source from which it comes. These words were uttered by Ontario Film
and Video Review Board chairman Mary Brown, when commenting on
media speculation her contract as chairman would not be renewed by the
Provincial Liberal government when it expires June 8. Mrs. Brown goes on
to say in the same interview her job is not, as it is perceived, that of
Ontario's official film censor.
"But that (censorship) is not what our board is involved in. We review an
entertainment medium -- visual images," she says.
Why then was the Film and Video Review Board called the Ontario
Censor Board, until just afew years ago?
If Mrs. Brown is not a true censor, why then does she take scissors in
hand and cut whatever scenes she finds offensive out of films before the
public can see and fudge them for themselves?
Mrs. Brown, of course, is not the source of the problem, she is merely
doing her job as directed. The problem is that her job exists at all.
What the Liberals should be doing, while they have the chance, is to
change the whole mandate of the review board, instead of trying to sneak
in another patronage appointment.
The board should be made a true review board, with power only to
classify films and videos -- not to butcher or veto them. Films and videos
should be classified. After all, the public has a right to knoW what kind of
entertainment is being offered. But, at the same time, people should
have a right to decide for themselves what they want to see.
"In many respects, the film review board represents Mary Brown's
standards, and 1 think that is the problem," says Monte Kwinter, whose
ministry oversees the board, and Who is at the forefront of the move to
dump Mrs. Brown. - -
Mr. Kwinter however, has Missed the point. The board Will always
reflect the standards of its members, rather than those of the community
they claim to represent_ So, the solution is not to change the personnel on
the board, but to change the idea jlehind. it.
SO, HOW DID I D0? — TMs group of Seaforth Public School Field Day, May 22. From left: Brenda Jessome, Elizabeth Lamble,
students looks anxious to find out how they tared, as they check Jacqule Bennewles, teacher Carolyn Griffin, Michelle Murray and
their placement after the running long Jump event on Track and Danielle Thompson. Raitls photo
Mind-boggling hypocrisy
1 can understand why a Joe Clark led
conservative government did not last long in
power. All you had to do is watch this wishy
washy external affairs minister spew self
righteous indignation over South Africa's
bombing of rebel bases last week to know why
he is a dud as a politician.
Where was Clark when the world's number
one terrorist, Ronald Regan, was murdering
innocent women and children in the form of
unprovoked attacks on Libya? This American
government sinks millions upon millions of
dollars every year in support of covert
operations around the world that have led to
deaths of thousands of innocent people.
Clark, just this past week, gave open
support to an American plan to sink more
money into the study of the most heinous, evil
type of warfare ever concocted by man —
cremical warfare.
How can a man find South African air raids
on Communist backed rebel camps offensive
and in, virtually, the same breath endorse
plans for the m ost hideous type of method to
kill a man?
• It boggles the mind.
This is not a column that supports
apartheid or Libyan terrorism. Far from it.
I just get sick over the blatent hypocrisy
CORNUCOPIA
by Dave Broome
shown by our Western, democratically
elected politicians.
Successive American and Canadian gov-
ernments have been responsible for their own
brand of apartheid. That is the theft of our
two nations from the Indian people. We have
shunted our native people onto reservations
and have thus guaranteed them a life of
poverty, misery and alcohol abuse. Someone
tell me if there is a difference.
Yes, I know we are a majority but that is
hardly an excuse for the many past wrongs
inflicted upon the original owners of this
country. We stole this nation Rust like white
South Africans stole theirs. The only
difference is they are still a minority while we
white Canadians are a majority.
People like Joe Clark dig deep into their
thesaurus and dictionaries for 12 -letter words
when it comes to condemning the atrocities of
others but become strangely mumble mouth-
ed when it comes to addressing the problems
we have at home.
Why is it, when they appear on the
international stage, they all act like tigers
with a mission from God? Yet when the
crunch comes before the home audience they
stumble, mumble and fall like insipid
morons?
if they used just half the pizzaz they show
on the road they would probably go
undefeated.
As it is, they use these opportunistic
moments on the international stage to help
bolster their sagging image at home.
Unfortunately, when you score into your own
net on the road, like Joe Clark, you still come
out a loser and this home town follower is
getting sick of it.
With the next election, you can bet this sad
sack, scandal ridden conservative lot will be
moving elsewhere. The home record just isn't
good enough.
What do 'real men' really eat?
There seems to be a lot of differing views
about what constitutes a "real man", some of
the most interesting coming from a so-called
man himself.
The source i have been cleverly tapping
over the months for my information on the
subject, has some rather interesting (?)
ideas.
The first is that - real men really don't eat
quiche - they eat spaghetti.
Unfortunately though I'm finding that
theory a little hard to digest. Maybe times
have dianged or maybe my perception of the
"real" man is different. i remember a time
when "real" men ate neither pasta nor
quiche. !mean, do you ever remember seeing
Marshall Matt Dillon, John Wayne, Ben
Cartwright, Floss, Adam or even L'il Joe sit
down to a plate of pasta?
None of them to my knowledge were ever
caught slurping on a wet noodle. Why would
they even attempt to risk it? Eating spaghetti
is such a challenge and for men difficult,
since it requires they tackle the problem of
manoeuvering the pasta around a then
perfectly miffed moustache and away from
the five o'clock shadow (unless they've
recently shaved) beneath the shoestring's
eventual destination.
A man's vanity is another issue to contend
with when talking spaghetti, since he risks all
form of respectibility when he lifts the fust
forkful of the tasty fare to his mouth. In all
consideration a hand minor should be a part
of the standard table setting that accompan-
ies such ameal. It would be a definiteasset in
SWEATSOCKS
by Heather Mdllwraith
eliminating that wayward sauce.
One could canyon foreveron the subject of
manhood and spa
ghetti, but fortunately my
source gave me more than one sure way of
recognizing the "real" man. He likes to use
himself as an example - poor, disillusioned
boy.
Real men, he insists, are expert drivers.
They show absolutely no fear of the road - or
its shoulders. And, he says, they like to keep
ori top of how their car is functioning and how
it will function under adveise conditions,
should they ever arise. Thus, the reasoning
behind those brief little trips off the road and
along the tip of the ditch.
Not only are men expert drivers though,
they are also the- most adept at virtually
anything which has anything to do with a car.
In fact, he gloats, theycan parallel park one of
the pesky, eight-cylindermodels, in less than
90 tries and just under 20 minutes. This is
possible of course, because theyapproach the
task intelligently,, pulling into the spot from
behind, rather than backing in from the front.
Of course it also helps when they really put
theirMinds to work, and decide they'll wait it
out until the guy in front returns front
Whereveriteis and moves his car, giving him
two panting spots to work with.
Real men are, of course, the strong silent
type. They are the type who never babble and
never tack on the phone to one person for
more than an hour and a half at a time.
Real men would never consider doing the
dishes because they know women enjoy the
task and they'd just be too much of the
gentlemen to think of ever depriving them of
that pleasure.
Real men would never insist women wait
on them hand and foot, but they would
suggest the idea enough times so as the same
woman would not help but feel they were
entitled to Some sort of maid -like devotion.
The real man would never insist a woman
cook for him, but would play on her
sympathy long enough to wrangle an
invitation. And if that didn't work the "real"
man would think of some innocuous subject
Which he knows he could make a bet on and
possibly win. (ft probably wouldn't therefore
involve the subject of hockey)..
'Then of course, that same "" be on
would of all things, suggest spaghetti
the menu of this self -initiated meal.
Because of course, as was mentioned in the
beginning - real men don't eat quiche - they
eat spaghetti.