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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1986
Second class mall registration Number 0896
Children commended
Area school children should be commended on the enthusiasm they
have displayed over the past week for the 1986 Pitch -In Campaign.
Ontario's largest environmental public participation campaign,
Pitch -In attempts to educate school age children on the negative impact
litter has on their community.
For the past week local children have done their part to rid this area of
what Pitch -In refers to as the Yukkies - or litter. Similar projects were
undertaken in all parts of Ontario. Many Involved the cleaning up of
school grounds and parks, while others included clean-ups of whole
communities and wilderness areas. All received free garbage bags from
Sunoco, who co-sponsored the campaign, with the Ontario Ministry of the
Environment for two years.
This year response to the Pitch -In campaign was overwhelming. More
than 2,000 organizations and schools responded to the campaign, and
more than 100,000 garbage bags were distributed. A further 100
organizations had to be turned away because the supply of bags ran out.
What this indicates Is Pitch -In has become a very popular campaign
among the residents of Ontario. It also indicates an awareness of the
litter problem and the negative impact it can and will have on a
community have bred at least responsibility on the part of today's youth,
a desire to amend the situation as best they cart and possibly act as a
deterrent to littering in the future.
To anyone who was unaware of the campaign as it took place this week,
what transpired might have appeared as a bunch of school children on the
loose, and may have posslbily appeared a threat to the wellbeing of area
lawns and gardens. On the contrary, it was Instead, an example of
tomorrow's adults, acting responsibly today, and doing their part to
preserve and protect Ontario's environment. — H.M.
Out of proportion
OPINION
Getting the bureaucratic run around
rM THIS
The events which constitute a reporter's
working day seldom bear any resemblance to
the occurrences on an average day in some
other line of work. One may find oneself
dressed in suit and tie at some semi-official
luncheon one day, or standing knee-deep in
sheep dung trying to get some cute pictures
of local children on a farm' visit the next,
Heaven help the confused scribe who
mistakenly dresses for one event and yet
finds himself. attending the other.
While excursions like these add some
variety to the scribbler's otherwise dull
existence, it is not always necessary to even
leave the office in order to experience
frustration or confusion, A skilled reporter
can conjur up plenty of both over the
telephone. All it takes is a call to, or from, any
one of the countless ministries of either the
federal or provincial government.
My latest bout with what I like to call "the
government
to this run-around,"
ff office from the Ontarioigated Minstry
of Citizenship and Culture.
"Are you aware," asked the bureaucrat at
the other end of the line, a number of Seaforth
area citizens will be receiving Volunteer
Service Awards from the Ministry at a
ceremony in Owen Sound on May 12? I was
not. However, I was certainly interested in
learning more about them, like perhaps their
names.
My bureaucrat did not have said names at
his fingertips, but assured me they, like the
fabled cheque of deadbeat mythology, were
"in the mail."
If these much -sought-after names were
indeed in the hands of Canada Post, there
they remain to this day, for I have never
received any • such list.
After giving the postman a reasonable
amount of time (two weeks) to battle his way
through the rain, snow, sleet, hail and dark of
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night he doubtless encountered on the way to
Seaforth, 1 decided a return call to the
ministry was in order. Out of order was more
like it.
It took three calls, before I was actually
, able to converse with someone who assured
me she really was connected with the
Ministry of Citizenship and Culture, It seems
that several ministries use the same tele-
phone number, which seems like unheard-of
frugality for government divisions. Unfor-
tunately the woman I finally talked to,
informed me I had reached the wrong branch
of the ministry and indignantly gave me the
numberof the volunteer services branch in
Toronto.
My Toronto connection told me it would be
impossible to rescue the master list of award
winners from the bpwels of the ministry's
computer, However, if I was willing to listen
to him read me some 40 names over the phone
and attempt to pick out the ones from my
area, he might be able to help me. I was not.
This being the case, he told me I should call
the man specifically in charge of these
awards, who was travelling the province,
apparently with a substantial entourage,
giving them out. The ;man who could give me
the answers I sought, could be reached at the
Senator Motor Hotel, in Sudbury, I was told,
and he graciously supplied me with the
number. I called it. The guy was out. With
precious little optimism, I left my number.
At this point, I did what I probably should
have done in the first place and related my
tale of woe to a member of our office staff,
who promptly gave me the name of one of the
people up for an award. Unfortunately, this
avenue turned into a dead end when the
award winner could not supply me with the
names of the others.
Having accomplished little besides run-
ning up an extensive phone bill, I did the only
sensible thing 1 could do. 1 went for lunch.
Wonder of wonders, Right after lunch the
man from Sudbury actually returned my call.
Not only did he supply me with the names I
wanted, he also promised to send me a press
kit, by courier no less, with more information.
I was so flabbergasted I sat right down and
wrote this column.
Of course Pm not out of the woods yet. It is
now 3 p.m. Thursday. I began tracking this
story down about the same time on
Wednesday and I have yet to begin
contacting the award winners for stories and
pictures. As for the press kit-- I'0 believe that
when I see it.
This incident may sound like quite a tangle,
but it pales by comparison to some I have
been involved in. While working at another
publication, I once came within one phone
call of contacting The Pentagon to confirm the
possible cause of earth tremors in Goderich
Township.
Seems the sesmiograph operator at the
University of Western Ontario had this theory
about American fighter planes and sonic
booms...,but that's another column alto-
gether.
SAFETY INSPECTION — A total of 24 vehicles were Inspected three owners voluntarily turned In their tags, three were lasued
Monday, when the Ministry of Transportation and Communications warnings and four owners failed 10 present their vehicles
e Rants photo
set up a safety check In Seaforth. Only three of the vehicles passed Inspection and will face charges. Phot
thecheclr,compjetele, 11 vehicles had their validation tap ,removed.
The world of professional sport seems separated from the real world by
the vast gulf created by huge salaries and disproportionate fame.
Because of this, It is easy to forget that to the people Involved, pro sports
are a job, a means of earning a living, albeit a handsome and often
enjoyable one.
So it should come as no surprise If a report in the American magazine
Sports Illustrated, alleging drug use by five members of the two-time
Stanley Cup -winning Edmonton Oilers should prove to be true. The
Oilers after all, are just as likely to succumb to the lure of hard, and
expensive drugs as any other group of highly -paid individuals.
The reaction of the public and the media to the Si piece is
understandable. Drugs and athletes always make a perfect combination
for fascinating reading material.
What is most surprising is the reaction of Oiler coach and general
manager Glen Sather. Sather has responded to the intense media
attention on the issue by proclaiming that any member of the team
convicted of drug use would become persona non grata in a big hurray.
Sather seems to have forgotten that three of the players on his raster
have already been convicted of using drugs in an illegal manner.
It should make no difference that the drug involved was alcohol and not
cocaine as latest reports suggest, for the three Oilers convicted of
Impaired driving have committed a crime all the same.
This is not to suggest the three players should have been dumped after
making their first mistakes, but rather that Sather's stand on the cocaine
allegations represents quite a reversal in policy.
If every person ever convicted of a drug-related offence were to be
denied future employment, the unemployment lines would be lengthy
indeed.
Rather than issuing threats that may affect the misguided one -tune
user, Sather and others in his position should be looking at long-terrn
solutions and ways to help those who develop true drug or alcohol
problems kick their damaging habits without ending their careers. -- P.R.
Fight for rights
It'sa dog's life without Oppit
SWEATSOCKS
by Heather McIIwraith
I still remember the fust day he came into
my life.
It happened just a few weeks after I started
high scoot. I came home one day to be
confronted by my dad and given orders to get
down to the basement immediately and dean
up some mess or other 1'd apparently left
previous to heading out to school. Not
imowing what the "mess" could be, but
knowing i was more than capable of leaving
one behind, and not understanding why dad
was In such a rush for "it" to be leaned up i
did what 1 was told. 1 headed downstairs.
There i saw nothing that looked out of the
ordinary, but 1 poked around anyway and
eventually saw what it was 1 had been sent
down to find. There in the furthest most
comer of the basement was the one thing Td
wanted for suds a long time • a dog - my
puppy. He was only indies high and the
cutest thing and I immediately feitthe urge to
cuddle him and rush him upstairs for the
world to see. (think it was he that brought out
m; motherly instincts - forget the doll scene.
The dog .was named Oppit, based on od
suggestion from my mother, p
up the term from an English couple visiting
us at the time. Since the name only slightly
indicated mom's usually less than favorable
feelings about pets (names suggested by
mom in the past have been less than
00mplimentary) we decided one that meant
souly to "Hop-to•it" was all right.
The name was appropriate. Oppit soon had
us all hopping to his beat. He was like the
youngest child in the family, we went
nowhere without him, and he got oodles of
attention. He was bundled off to virtually
every funs ion we had to attend. 1 still have
fond memories of him running up and down
the sidelines of my field hockey games, him
Human rights are our most precious heritage.
When violence is increasing around the world, and torture and arbitrary
arrests are used by so many governments, one can Consider therriseives
fortunate to be Canadian. Yet, even in Canada, one's basic rights can't be
taken for granted. It takes Constant vigilance to ensure Canada remains a
country of justice and democracy.
Although Canada, to all. appearances is better off than most other
countries, in this day and age it is hard to refute the fact that one's rights
are constantly under attack.
New technology is giving government and business the ability to probe
into people's personal lives on an unprecedented scale. As a further
example of this, there are over 800 data batiks, full of personal
information, in the federal government atone. Proposals to lint them,
using socia! insurance nurnbers, will give the government the Ability to
find out more about its citizens than at any other time throughout the
history of the country.
More and more employers too are using 'efeCtronic equip -Merit SUcfi as
closed circuit television and telephone hooka ps to monitor their epiployees
every Moment, and many companies are asking Job applicants and
employees to submit to tie detector test's.
While the government' peefesset td be democratic It Is oftentithes the
biggest contributor to the' problem. The federal government, Tor example,
reeentfy admitted that almost one million Canadians are under
surveillance by the Federal Security Service. •
That almost frighteningly' indicates the fulfillment of'George bruliefl's
prediction of a Big Brother presence by 1984.
Perhaps it is time more independent citizen`s organizations, those that
will speak up the people, whenever theirrightsAre'threatened; be teethed.
nosing his way into the team huddles and
being passed from player to player on the
t bends. He was also in attendance at
allmost au my brother's football games as
well, and had he been allowed into the hockey
arena, he would have been a spectator there
too.
initially the rules concerning the dog were
strict. He was not, under any circumstances
to be allowed into tete living room or dining
room. With time though, that rule disappear-
ed.
isappeared. Oppit soon had free reign over the house.
He was a sty one mat uppu, a un en a con
artist, you could say. lie knew exactly how to
get what he wanted out of the family, whether
it be scraps of food, a tummy rub, a pat on the
head ora walk. A touch of the paw gained our
attention and one look into his big brown eyes
was enough to melt any heart, and cause us to
put our world on hold for him. Somehow it
just didn't seem right that we could go into
the cupboard at any time to get some food,
and he couldn't. So whenever we made
ourselves a snack, Oppit got one too. And at
meal times, he often got not the snaps. but
the choice pieces off of every plate.
Oh we tried to be strict with him. But it was
impossible. t can remember him being sent
out of the living room with tail between his
iegs on several occasions, but never getting
very far in that condition before everyone else
rushed out of the room to be with hire.
Whenever he was scolded you could be sure
he'd be cuddled just moments later and
Tasteless music hits a
Da Da. Da. Da. Da, Da. Da Da Da. Da. Da.
Da, Da. Da. Da. Da. DA. Da. etc....A little
puzzled are we? Those aretheprofound lyrics
to a creepy little song (song?) Called, you
guessed it, Da Da, Da. The persons
responsible for this masterpiece are a band
called Trio. What? You have never heard of
Trio?
Ifirst heard this asinine example of all that
is bad in music last Saturday evening- Of
course, it was accompaniedby the mandatory
video and let me tell you right now...if you
think the song is horrid, wait all you take a
gander at the moving picture of this slop.
For some reason, and I cant figure out
why, during the video a keife was thrown lido
the back of a man woman, woman=man The
blood oozed sanguineandtherewastheusual
coseup sh otof the red stuff pouring out of the
mouth of this man woman, woman -man.
If that wasn't enoughpunishment I sat
through another muscal gent last Monday
night. This latest, vnaous'assaultv9taste wet
a tune called Modern Industry by another
famousbend flatbed Fishbone. Don't tell me.
You haven't heard of F lsltbone either W here
have you been? 'Probably enjoying our
glorious Weather or listening to good muse,.
right? ..
Anyway, getting back to Fishbone. Their
rancid little number consisted of a bunch of
clowns hopping up and 'down infrontcall f the
&Meta, and ;singing. (singing
Weisel all the radio`stations in the good ole
assured that we still loved him. Discipline
was rather a pointless venture with Oppit.
He learned fast too. One day he wasn't
allowed in the living mom. The next day he
laid in the hall with just his claws touching the
living room carpet. The day after that he
ventured to put his full paw into the morn,
and before a week had passed we were
surprised to see he had eased almost his
entire body into the room. And no one
objected.
stWlien twant off to university !mild always
be assured he'd come leaping to the door to
greet me when 1 came home, whethemorning
rrnot
anybody else did. He was my early
and my tate night swimming partner, he kept
the boogey man out from underneath my bed
and he viciously attacked the bills as the
mailman put them through the mail slot.
He was grandpa's walking buddy and
someone for both grandmas to lavish their
attentions on. He was the child mom could
keep at home. He was an unofficial mascot of
the ethurdh's ball team and of the team my dad
coached. He was well versed in the sports of
soar, baseball and tennis, even if he never
returned the balls. His name adorned every
birthday, Christmas, Easter and other special
occasion tarts ever sent from my Kitchener
address.
in recent years however Oppit was less
rambunctious than usual. He had difficulty
getting up and down the two flights of stairs
at home, often getting up tm ti on time
turn
Gan
bad note
CORNUCOPIA
by Dave Broome
U.S. of A. An example is necessary so here
(hear) we go. Q107, WABC, WWW W
etc....Yotr get the ictea? Yep, those were the
tyriis.
These two pieces of non -music are an
example ofsome of the rotting fare that Much
Music has been serving up lately. Now,
hostess Erica flim is real cute, but ilher
Pollyanna attitude toward the reeking p
manure makes pie torten. Also, the Da Da Da
mess is surd rite ammunition forall the white
knights that cry music videos today ate
stuffed full of gratuitous violence end sex.
Not quite, but it is video -songs' like this that
leave supporters of freedom of expression a
bit red faded when it comes to -defending
today's music.
bet's face it, all of this has been done
before and byfar More talented tieo-1e. What
we get today is electronic �' that is
it is artistically Bankrupt and very
There is some, albeit rare, good Music out
there, It just seems these niftylittle numbers
that do come along cant quite negate all the
drivel. Dire Straits, Z.Z. Top, Supert ainp
and the Waterboys have produced Solite
marvelous music over the pastyear and sultry
Jennifer Rush is topping the charts with a
beautiful song called the Power of Love.
The mune wend cetild hwe a few more like
herandnoTrios Mid Fishbones.Inthe past, if
an artist (I use that word with some
trepidation) didn't produce quality, the
public soon ignored him and he or she would
soon Wither up and blow away in the winds of
indifference.
Today, however, the bad ones are as
plentiful as locusts and the assault on the
WS and ears never seems to ease up.
I have always been a staunch defender of
the freedom of expression but tastelessness
is, indeed, sorbethmg else.
Note: f owe you. the reader, an apology.
LastweekTranted about the spear the Oiler's
Steve Smith of Edmonton unleashed on Carey
Wilson of Calgary. I rhnailysaw the incident
on a replay and it was not a spear but a
seemingly harmless cheek. My original
source was a rather large newspaper that
debited' Smith speared Wilson rupturing his
spleen. This Sante newspaper has somewhat
resembled the National Enquirer of late and I
regret my error, Isbell not be so careless next
time.