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When I landed my first full-time job in the r FROM
O T I S ANGLE
field of weekly journalism roughly three years
ago, I was puzzled and unsure whether to feel
honored or apprehensive, when told writing
the "Backward oolumn" would be among my
duties.
I mean there I was, a raw rookie, not overly
confident of my ability to write frontward and
here they were asking me to do it backward.
Would I have to actually spell all the words
used in this literary irregularity from back to
front, as in t.a.c. spells cat, or would I merely.
be obliged to type while standing on my
head? I was forced to ask.
No, I was told, none of the above. The
Backward column, was simply the nickname
of the excerpts from early files, or what is
known in this particular publication as "In
the Years Agone."
I am now with my third newspaper, since
that fateful day when L became a reporter
and, as luck would have it, I am still in charge
of the Backward column. (No, I am not
referring to this particular piece of prose,
thank you very much.) as I have been
everywhere I have worked. I prefer to think
this is because I am good at sorting through
the dusty pages of ancient papers and
choosing just the right items of historic
significance to delight readers. More likely, it
is because I can't seem to stay in one spot
long enough to get seniority on someone so I
can dump it on them, much as it has been
dumped eagerly into my court by others.
Regardless of the reasons, I try to make the
best of my weekly sojourn into the past, by
boning up on the local history of the
community. It is always interesting to read
by Patrick Raftis
about the ancestors of the people you are
dealing with today, as well as picking up
some insight into the escapades of their own
youth.
The latter sort of information, I discovered
early in my career as Backward editor, is befit
kept to oneself. One of the first columns I did
(not at this paper) included an item about a
group of young bucks, who had gone on a bit
of a bender. Actually the details made it seem
more like a drunken rampage, in which some
damage to property was done, and the lads
ended up spending some time in the cooler
for their trouble.
I had been under the impression local folk
might get a kick out of being reminded of the
incident, from about 20• years ago. I was
mistaken. The parties involved had all grown
into respectable members of the community
and it seemed they would rather just forget
the whole thing. They were not amused.
Talk of legal action was hastily defused
with an apology, all was forgiven and, much
to my dismay, I was allowed to carry on doing
the Backward column.
Another interesting aspect of the old files,
is the style of journalism which prevailed in
those days, particularly when doing the 100
and 75 -years -ago sections. important events
invariably occurred "on Friday last", rather
than "last Friday," and seemingly banal
incidents, such as local residents having their
tonsils removed, frequently made the front
page.
I try to imagine myself calling several of
our good townsfolk and asking for an
interview on the details of his or her
tonsillectomy. The reactions would probably
make a fascinating column in themselves.
Obituary styles differ from paper to paper
even today. In some municipalities, the only
way to become deceased is to die, while in
other towns people simply "pass away."
Whichever style is used, it must surely be
preferable to the wording once common right
here in The Expositor, where people who died
were often said to have "dropped dead." A
touch blunt for my tastes.
Whatever the various pitfalls and benefits
of running an early files column may be, one
thing is for sure, people really do read them.
Some, it seems, read them rather critically,
as evidenced by a letter to this office several
months ago, claiming the quality of items
included in the column was not up to snuff.
Perhaps, our reader had cast his eye on
some columns during weeks when nothing of
consequences happened 100 years ago. In
that case, there is little lean do from this end.
You can't change history pal -- but you can fix
the spelling mistakes.
The tax man cometh -- and this time, it seems he has arrived with a
bludgeon to encourage liberal donations to his apparently bottomless
collection basket.
From all indications, last week's federal budget should take a larger
chunk than ever before out of the pay cheques of lower and
middle-income earners. Corporations and high-income earners will also
be hit, but not with the force those on the bottom of the pay scale had
hoped for.
If we ignore this obvious inequity, and it appears we must because no
amount of hue and cry ever seems to deter our governments from
extracting their pound of flesh from those who can least afford it, is there
any reason for optimism about Michael Wilson's controversial
document?
Perhaps, however it is far too early to Judge whether this austere
financial plan will have the desired effect on the country's economy.
We have been told time and time again the deficit must be reduced, in
order to correct Canada's economic ailments. If this is so, it follows only a
period of penny pinching can achieve this long-term goal. While some
critics claim this budget is pinching the pennies from the wrong places,
others claim the finance minister has not squeezed the coppers hard
enough to restore the global community's faith in Canada's financial
solvency. Only time will tell.
However, if the government can get the national debt down to
manageable proportions, or even offer a token reduction in the debt to
show we are trying, there could yet be some reason to hope for better
times ahead.
A strong economy will mean reduced borrowing rates, which will
encourage financial growth throughout the country. Perhaps it will prove
worthwhile to pay now, rather than later, or never, as has been the case
for the past two decades.
There Is some logic to Wilson's plan to increase taxation and reduce
government spending -- the same logic the average person applies to his
own household budgeting.
If the bills are piling up unpaid, the Informed customer does not try to
combat the problem with a renewed burst of spending, while at the same
time looking for ways to lower his income.
If the Conservatives were to cut taxes and Increase government
spending at this time when the country struggles under the weight of
tong overdue payments on the deficit, It would be seen as the height of
fiscal irresponsibility.
If these tough new measures work, future budgets can be more lenient
on the taxpayer's pocketbook. If that happens, Wilson, Mulroney and the
entire Conservative party will be seen as financial wizards and looked
upon as economic saviors.
If they don't work? Well, there's always another election down the
• road and other would-be saviors to choose from. — P.R.
SWEAT SOCKS
by Heather McIlwraith
Jogging is a fool's
delight — trust me
What kind of fool am 1'?
Here I am sitting at my desk, wondering
how I ever managed to make It this far,
wondering if ill ever be able to leave this
spot, and asking myself wfihat in the world
ever possessed me to start up jogging - again.
I don't know how many times I've started
and stopped this insane form of exercise in
the past, but i can assure you, it's been many
times. And while my intentions are good
when i start i always ultimately end the
practice for the sante reason - Ican 't stand the
pain anymore.
Now they tell me once the fust two weeks
are over I'll be homefree. Trouble is the way
things are going now those two weeks might
as well be an eternity. I doubt now there is
even the smallest part of me that isn't aching.
Oh, I'm all right when I'm in the upright
position, but every step has become a
concentrated effort and an experience in
pain. Two weeks of this?
I mean bowie anyone supposed to motivate
themselves to get out every morning and jog
when they can barely roll out of bed, dress
themselves, muster the strength (or should I
say courage) to make it down the steps, out
the front door and into the street. Even if it
was possible to make it that far (and you'd
better set your alarm an hour earlier),
chances are someone had better be on hand to
give you a push start or you'd be standing
there all day. It's agood thing I live on the top
of a hill. That downhill start is a blessing
these days.
Seriously though f honestly thought this
time would be different. I actually thought of
the entire experience in very positive, even
glowing terms, at least until the night before
the fust big outing. Thed I was wishing 1
hadn't opened my mouth and uttered those
fateful words, "rll jog with you."
Neverending work
by Patrick Raftis
Up until the gime I actually found myself
donning sweat pants I think I thought the
whole thing would never take place. I thought
my running partner might possibly let me off
easy, and want to postpone the first running
adventure.
So wtten the one rang at 7 :45 a.m., mere
seconds after d hit my snooze alarm for the
last time, I was ecstatic Then I picked up the
receiver and heard not the excuses i was
willing under any and all circumstances to
accept, but rather a wake up call from a third
party, who ill wager, found and still finds the
whole idea of me jogging, a bit of a joke.
Unfortunately it is no joke, although I
couldn't laugh even if it was - it hurts too
much. But it is getting to be a routine, one ill
probably stick with for at least two weeks. rm
such a glutton for punishment.
But if after the two weeks, Istill find myself
in excruciating pain, I may once again be
searching an alternative to this punishing
brand of exercise.
rd like to know anew what it is like to be
able to sit down, and get backup again. Iwant
to know I can bend over and pick up
something Imay have dropped. rd like to be
able to shift the gears in my car. rd like to
walk again like a normal human being, and
leave the snickers of a very unsympathetic
office staff, well behind me. But most of all
Td like to be able to do all of these things
without them forcing a ay of anguish to
escape my lips.
Theysaypggmg is supposed tobegood for
the legs and the feet but the way things are
going forme I know that isn't going to happen
tomorrow. But maybe someday.
Right now as far as I see it jogging is only
good for the ground • because- it makes it feel
needed.
Overcompensation on nerves
The fine art of over compensation is getting
on my nerves. It seems that overcompensa-
tion is a factor in many aspects of our daily
lives. The most obvious are evident in
lawsuits. The financial compensation being
awarded in rinses dealing with alimony,
palimony. accident victims, mental and
physical stress, wrongful dismissal, preju-
dice, and more, are often far and above the
realistic cost to the victim. My question is
"How can a price be put on the mental and
physical stress caused by something like
sexual harassment in the workplace?" The
plaintiff often states that "No amount of
money can ever compensate for the loss of
self worth, stress, lnrk of productivity, etc.
etc." Yet they go ahead and sue for a cool
million anyway. 1 could take quite a lot of
stress for a million dollars.
Often in the case of physical impairment
caused by an accident not only the victim but
members of the victim's family lay claim to
some form of financial compensation. in
some cases the entire family tree feels the
accident and its repercussions are cause for
financial claims. When e...omvne is warded
compensation of $G,000,000. because they
have been left handicapped by an accident, i
wonder how the figure was arrived at, and
who will benefit most from the big buck. It
seems to me the plaintiff won't enjoy the cash
nearly as much as the family and the legal
advisors. Cmnot against financial compensa-
tion....not by a long shot, but financial
over -compensation is costing all of us.
Insurance companies are now starting to over
compensate for the overcompensation.
The problem of overcompensation is not
just measured in cash. 'There was a time when
minorities were kept at bay. Prejudice
against certain races, colors, religions, and
ethnic groups, not to mention the handicap-
ped, and even women, was evident by the
absence of these groups from many areas.
Breakthrough legislation regarding basic
HERE'S THE BEEF
by Carolanne Doig
civil rights and more recently equal rights has
helped to reverse dlscsimination from its
blatant past. At one time there were no
women doctors, lawyers, or construction
workers. There were no blacks or colored
people in high paying and high profile
positions and people with mental and
physical
positions,
were kept hidden away
never to experience real life situations like
having their awn apartment or holding down
a job. Today re-education and re -legislation
has opened many doors for minority groups.
However, the new legislation introduced by
Flora McDonald smells of over compensa-
tion. Once quotas are put on hiring of
minority groups, employers will be hiring you
to fill their quota and meet government
regulations, rather than hiring on the basis of
individual merit. It will be a sad state of
affairs if you must let a potentially goad
employee go because you only have two
openings and one has to be filled by a
member of a minority group. it would be just
as discriminating and just as much a put
down to be hired because you are physically
handicapped, than not to be hired for the
same reason. individual cases warrant
individual attention not quotas.
Over compensation is not limited to the
world of big business or the high courts. iI is
with us at many other levels. As an
illustration look at the area of minor sports. In
small communities it is almost impossible to
have teams coached by individuals who have
no sons, daughters, or close friends on the
team. In a small town where minor sports are
always clamoring for help from adults to act
ascoaches, trainers. or managers, the parent
Mr. Wilson —
Mr Wilson
Hello again, Mr. Wilson. I must say I am
Tess than honored at your reply to my letter.
At least you didn't forget me. Certainly not!
You remembered me well enough to answer
me with yet another massive tax flurry. 1
should not have expected anything else.
You, with advice from your Bay Street
Bimbos, are really not capable of anything
fair when it comes to taxation. Yup, ofi
budget was a real kick to the groin
middle class and the poor. There is nothing
like pounding on a helpless victim when he is
down. You can take pleasure, Cassius, in
knowing this latest surker shot will surely
drive thousands more people into the
unconscious purgatory of red ink and
poverty. No need to fret though, because the
big corporations, like the American eavalry,
will gallop to our rescue and save us all wi
,jobs, jobs, jobs.
I saw your leader on television last Sunday
evening issuing his ususel platitudes about
how wonderful your government is. It was
enough to make one retch. •
and child tearn situation often develops.
Although it may be advantageous to have
coaches with no sons or daughters on their
team, it is often difficult to achieve. it seems
illogical to expect a father to coach one tearn
while his son plays on another. The father
would be too busy with his team to see his son
play and offer the kind of support young sons
so often look for. The problem of transporta-
tion also doubles as Dad and his team head
one way while the child and the remainder of
the family often head to a different area at a
different time.
Many children in small communities
participate in competitive sports with their
parent as coach. This shouldn't be a problem
if the coadn realizes his position on natters
shouldn't be affected by having a child on the
team. However, many coaches are so afraid
of beu`ng pet Lived as showing favoritism to
their child, that they over compensate. This
overcompensation is often to the detriment of
the child and the team. If you are being
allowed to coach minor sports in the fust
place you must be familiar with the sport and
knowledgeable enough to make decisions. If
you think Suzie should be out en the field
because she's the best centre fielder you
have, but Suzie is also your daughter, and
Mrs. Jones may hassle you after the game
because her daughter is on the bench... .Put
Suzie out there anyway. Otherwise you're
over compensating and everyone loses..
If people could look at things with an
honest and objective eye we would have less
problems with compensation, overcompensa-
tion and the resultant endless chain of
compensation for the, overcompensation.
I'mnot pleased
CORNUCOPIA
by Dave Broome
He ranted about the "hundreds of
thousands" of jobs your government has
miraculously created since coming to power.
The way he warbled, you would swear there
was no such animal as an unemployed
person.
He then chugged along about how your
government has been the savior of the
Canadian farmer. When questioned by a
young lady about how all his so-called help is
useless when a farmer can't even purchase a
trader to work his land, Mulroney`s massive
jaw quivered, dropped open, hit the floor,
bounced up and slammed shut so hard he
probably suffered a concussion.
That, however, didn't slow down his
yapping the next clay. He suggested you, Mr.
Wilson, should have a gold medal minted in
your honor for having the courage to produce
such a tough, get 'em all, budget. I was
thinking a more appropriate award might be
your likeness etched in a mushy cow paddy.
This again, was a budget that will produce
nothing but long term pain for many, without
any long-term gain — unless, of course, you
are a corporation or very wealthy.
You gotta wonder about the intelligence
behind the thinking that suggests the more
you tax people, the more they will spend to
get the economy rolling.
Two things are certain concerting your
scandal -ridden government, Mr. Wilson.
They will never be accused of being cerebral
and are already on their way out of office.
Yours f 2eimp
Bankrupt