The Huron Expositor, 1986-02-12, Page 2OPINION
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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1986
Second 'class mall registration Number 0698
Old before our time
Column is two-edged job
Well, I'm back at it.
With this brief spurt of verbage, l have
returned to that category of journAlism,
which has been both blessing and bane to
newspaperscribblere since the time of the hot
lead press. I have rejoined the ranks of the
exalted (or is that exhausted) newspaper
columnists.
Columnnizing, as 1 said, can be a two-edged
undertaking.
On one hand, the columnist enjoys the
privilege of escaping, for a few paragraphs al
least, from the often tedious routine of
reporting "the facts ma'am,, fust the facts."
One is free to editorialize, existentialize, or
institutionalize, as one sees fit, This can be
fun,
. Un the other hand, by committing a
collection Of vocabular to paper, under the
auspices of a standing hetet, the reporter is
committing himself to doing so again and
again,am wee after
week. U
n those weeks when
the creative juices decline • to flow, the
columnist more often than not becomes
eonl'used and begins banging his head,•rather
than the more accepted fingers, against the
keys of the typewriter, This cannot be fun.
This column shall be inhabiting the space
in this paper formerly occupied by the
granddaddy of all columnists W illiam
(3111) Smiley, whose ol'ten caustic brand of
humor has entertained and enlightened the
readers of hundreds of publications for
roughly a quarter-century. Mr. Smiley
retired his Sugar and Spice logo a scant two
weeks ago. for health reasons, Notice 1 said
FROM THIS ANGLE
by Patrick Raftis
I ant occupying his space, not taking his
place, for it would be truly presumptuous to
dub myself the successor to such an expert
wordsmith as Mr, Smiley.
I can remember countless times over the
vears, when some relative or acquaintance
has pointed out to me, some aspect or other of
one el Mr. Smiley's columns,
I can only hope, if the occasion eve' arises
when a reader should choose to draw a
cohort's attention to my own prose, it will be
done with n fraction of the respect afforded
Mr, Smiley by his readers.
Al the very least, I hope it won't be simply
to share an example of the way "that dolt
Rants has managed to mangle the English
language again this week,"
As I mentioned, this piece marks my return
to column izing. I have colunmized before, but
always under the restriction of a particular
type of seined matter. ')'his is my first
opportunity to 1y niy hand at a completely
generalized type of column.
The first column i wrote, began as a
submission to my college newspaper. It was a
light-hearted condemnation of the city's bus
system, which took better than two hours .to
transport me from home to school. 1 guess it
wasn t as light-hearted as 1 intended,
because the paper's editor, after deciding it
should be a weekly feature, named my
column "Wrath from Raftis."
Now "wrath" is a fairly powerful word and
I found 11 rather limiting to be expected to
exude wrath on paper every week. Being a
fairly laid-back sort I find 1 have to psyche
myself up, just to get mildly ticked -off, let
alone wrathful.
When next 1 was called upon to columnize
weekly, it was in my forme' role as sports
reporter for the Goderich Signal -Star. Again,
I toun(1 this confining.
Not having the intricate sports knowledge
of a M ilt Dunne II, or a W ayne Parrish, or even
s
for gosh sakes a Dick Bcddoes, !Found myself
communicating mostly about my thoughts on
the fringe elements of sports, I wrote about
popular sports, obscure sports, imaginary
sports and occasionally things with a
connection to sports so nebulous as to be
virtually non-existent:
So here tam, at long last granted freedom
to apply my wit and wisdom (both often in
short supply) to any topic under the sun -- and
what have 1 rambled on about? Writing a
column.
Ilea' with me, I premise never to 'do it
again.
The young keep getting older.
It is increasingly becoming evident age is losing its significance In
Canadian society - or at least it appears that way. Today nine -year-olds
are no longer doing nine-year-old activities, and pre -teens, and teenagers
as well, are fast throwing those years behind them in their rush to "grow
up. '
It first became a problem in the modelling world some years ago, when
producers dipped into the cradle to find those younger, and younger
faces that would sell their products - thus creating the Lolittas. It was a
concern then and it is a concern how, as more than cosmetics are being
sold and teenagers and pre -teens struggle to keep up with the growing
sexual demands of their society - and the chaos that can result; young
adults are struggling to maintain the status quo, and parents are
struggling to instill some values in their children, who, for all intents and
purposes have never, been children.
It's become a fast, and complicated world, a world where adults are
succumbing to its pressures through ulcers, headaches,, alcohol, drugs,
and suicidal tendencies. And unfortunately the youth, are following all
too closely and all too soon, in their wake.
A federal study released recently indicated most 15 -year-olds are
underage drinkers and one in five uses marijuana or hashish at least once
a month.
The national survey of 33,111 students aged nine, 12 and 15 found
two-thirds of 15 -year-olds drink alcohol at least once a month and 40 per
cent at least twice a month. Of all the drinkers - one-third say they usually
consume five or more drinks at a sitting.
The results are to be used to help design federal health programs, but
what they Indicate, is the Canadian society, and youth In particular, need
help.
More than 10 per cent of the 12 -year-olds and more than 25 per cent of
the 15 -year-olds smoke, with more girls than boys in the older group;
about 20 per cent of the 15 -year-olds say there is no harm In occasional
use of marijauna. and 25 per cent consider alcohol the best way "to
loosen up a party."
The nine -year-olds average 13 hours of television viewing a week, the
12 -year-olds almost 18 hours and the 15 -year-olds 15 hours a week, at
least double the time they spend reading. Nearly half the young people
do not eat a balanced diet
More than a quarter of the nine -year-olds reported they cannot sleep
"most of the time" because they are worried, but there is no indication of
what they are worried about
Forty per cent of the Grade 10 students reported they learned about
sex from friends, with another 26 per cent learning from parents and
another 26 per cent from school More specific questions on sex and
dating behavior were not asked based on objections from the provincial
government, so it can only be imagined just how liberal their knowledge
is. based on their exposure to such things, in this day and age.
Perhaps we are becoming too advanced for our own good. Maybe we're
in too much of a r ush to advance For when the children of today, are born
to bear the vices that don't normally come until adulthood, we've lost
something. We've lost the youth and innocence in our society. Perhaps
it's time we stopped arid asked ourselves the question that is so often
asked during war times, where have all the children gone? --- H.M.
4 SWEAT SOCKS
Bend and stretch
Photo by Patrick Raftis
by Heather Mdlwraith
Old habits die hard
Old habits die hard or else they never die
at all
Have vnu ever given mucin thought to why
we do certain things. what runtivates us to ad
aparlicular way In a particular circumstance,
or wiry we presume certain locations are
conducive to certain emotions
They say it is children who are the mi s't
iniphessionahle. and while rd have to agree.
there are mans of us. who even in the autumn
years of our lives are still finding out there is
still lots of time to Form life -lasting habits,
But i will concur the majority of our habits,
and the iasis for the majority of our actions.
stem from our childhood years and the
people and. things we were exposed to
eve often wondered why it is 1 do things.
and why it is 1 feel somewhat guilty if for some
reason I 'sander (turn my nein ! way of
handling a situation
Sometimes I wonder too about my
loyalties Why is it. for example. that Fre
carried on a 25 veer love affair with the
Montreal Canaille's 111 admit initially my
interest was stirred by an overwhelming
desire to remain loyal to my dad. who was (at
one timet an avid Montreal fan it stemmed
partly too. from a desire to be patriotic. and to
cheer a Canadian -based team. without
stooping to cheer for Toronto fele/ids such
as Maurice (Rocket 1 Richard. Boom Boom
Geffreon. and Jean Belleveau. followed by
Guy Lafleur. Yvon Cournoyer, Pierre La -
roadie. Jacques Lerraire. Serge Savard. Ken
Dryden.., just made it easier to keep
directing those cheers to Les Habitats.
&sept for a brief eyrie when such players
as Phil Esposito, Bobby Orr. Gerry Cheerers,
Derek Sanderson graced the bench of the
Boston Bruins. my loyalty has always been
with the Canadiens. But why fm not exactly
sure, and why T feel such guilt when i recall
the years that loyalty "strayed-- rm still
asking myself.
But habits are prevalent in more than the
mere choosing of the sports team we will
remain loyal to. There must be a stubcote
serous reason for virtually everything we do.
from choosing our brand of toothpaste.
shampoo or whatever
Have yen ever gone into the grocery store, ,
seen a magnificent array of bargains yet
refused to buy any of them, beeeau5e they
weren't your brand?
Why is it I find it difficult to wash my
clothes in anything other than Tide, despite
the fact. rue tried no other brand of laundry
detergentt, and don't ever intend to?
Why is it I refuse to use any other ketchup
than Heinz? is it really because no other
brand compares. or because the name is a
ear/lover from my childhood?
Why do I head toward the post office at
approximately 10:30 am every day, al-
though most days I know there wont be
anything in the mail bolt, and it wouldn't
really matter if Ipicked upmymail at noort, in
the afternoon, or even if I left the box
unattended for several days?
Why is it Monday is the most popular day
to do laundry and Friday to buy groceries?
Why do doctors go golfing on Wednesdays
- or wiry do We presume they do?
How are habits formed? we do for
There are a number of things
inexplainable reasons. Advetiiserrierits are
probably a thief motivator of certain actions,
but in agreement with psycholog--real studies,
rdhave tosayniost ofth'ethings ido, say_and
believe today, sternfrommy "Carefree" days
of yore - narriely my Childhood.
And when aperson s editing, thoughts and
perceptions, have been around for that long,
it Would be safe to assume they've Iiecame
habits -and asfinemtioned earlier- old habits
die hard.
Guest houses give atmosphere
HERE'S THE BEEF
by Carolanne Doig
Staying in a guest house has so many
advantages os'vrhotel living lintels are often
impersonal. expensive. and boringly stars•
dart! Not so n guest house The homey
atmosphere is perfect for a comfortable stay
it is also the best place to see how loir.I people
live and an Ideal place to learn the problems.
plans. and pastimes of the native people
As well as getting a great view of the local s
lifestyle. a guest house atmoasspphere offers a
window into the rest of the world. The guests
enjoy breakfast in the bright and cheery
kitchen Here over coffee and rolls tourists
from all over the world discuss fife in their
own country Just the other morning 1
enjoyed breakfast with a tableful of visitors
from Italy, New Zealand, England, Portugal,
the U S. and Canada We didn't get into
political. religious, or military discussions.
We avoided issues that are constantly getting
media attention instead we discussed all the
aspects of the average workingperson's life
We talked about wa'ke school. ):ids Money,
books, movies, holidays. and the little things
in tife. It didn't take long for us to discover
people the world over are interested in their
home. health. and happiness. Although
issues like Central America, South Africa,
Libya. nuclear weapons. and famine were of
concern to all, the struggle of the average
working roam throughout the wa:rid is very
similar
f•:veryrme wants to make a descent living,
have a nice home, nice clothes, send their
children to good schools. take a yearly
vacation. and retire in comfort. The struggle
to accomplish these goals is the sante
whether the worker is in Canada. Bermuda,
Italy, or wherever.
The Italian salesmen was forted to spend
much time away from his family He was
concerned about sales quotas, competition
and free trade. Just like home. Tine student
from England was unsure about jobs after
graduation, his upcoming exams worried
himand like all students he had local] on dad
for extra funds. Meanwhile the mother of two
from New Zealand was run ragged with her
six and four -year-olds, like mothers every.
where, getting the kids ready for school,
doing the shopping. and deciding what to
cook for supper were her main concerns.
The retired Canadian ',widower was learn.
trig to cope with the timeliness that so often
accompanies the autumn of one's Fife The
Portuguese housevafe was busy with a part
time job and complained about trying to Lose
the pounds gained at Christmas, while the
American secretary was bored with her job
and leek of eligible then around
Our conversations touched on things like
the price of gas, cost of food, the latest
movies, and best selling hooks The trials and
tribulations of working for a living, raising a
family, getting ahead, even the prospect of
winning a big lottery came up during our
breakfast rendezvous
People truly are the same no matter where
they're froth. Perhaps if the big gins sat
down for breakfast with the average working
people and had a sort of United Nations
brunch, they'd ask the same question many
people ask throughout the world "What in
hell are we fighting about?"
Broomball love it, or hate it
Call it winter slow pitch or camball. Love it
or hate it. To the chagrin of some and to the
delight of many. the game of braomball is
here to stay.
Originating sometime during the 1800s.
the game has progressed from the early days
of pounding a frozen horse terd with a tom
bheom. to a well organized Sport of national
proportions.
There are some people. however, who
would haw you believe when Moses
descended from the mountain, eine of the
commandments on his stone tablets said,
"Thou shalt love broomball."
That platitude. hire others. unfortunately
or fortunately. depending on your point of
view. has not quite been obeyed by the
masses.
A couple of weeks ago t wrote a column lin
hockey and neglected be mention broomball
was one sport often neglected in town. 1
managed to light the fife under the tear end
of a supporter, who gave me heck in the form
of a letter to the editor.
You see. 1 mentioned soccer. baseball and
football never really gained a foothold' in
towrt. You noticed 1 didn't name brooreball
bemuse` in feet. it and softball have heed
accepted and the article ways, baelcaliy, about
hddrey.
rmafriad our anorenrious protester missed
the point and imust take exception to sortie of
the statements expressed in the tetter.
Our secret writer darns the broombali
CORNUCOPIA
by Dave Broome
league contributed more than their share to
get the new arena erected and received, in
return. tittle or tits recognition fe0 thee.
effotts. What do you want? A de?
There were a lot of people that helped in
this magnificent enterprise and none of them
howled about lack of recognition.
13y Jimmy. it is heartening to imow the
broomball league is so dean. so virtuous. so
noble that when they play. we don't even
need our arena manager around.
Our writer also debited there is no ice to
fitiod but the rental fee is ,$40 en hour 1
remernber stepping on the lee after broom-
ball games and skating through straw, mild
and other eeat things. Now, that was a couple
Of years ago arid I would hope that league has
moved up a notch or tWo in eines in' the
meantime.
Orsi Stindaynhonttingbunchhavetopaythe
sante $40 an hoar tib whack a puck artu id.
Oar writer suggests, albeit between the
lines, the broornball game should get a break
bei'ause the lee is not flooded. Give me a
break.
And finally, according to our complainant,
the broombaf league has to almost beg for toe
time. What does this person think our hockey
players have been doiin.e for the last 20 years
-- playing 24 bourse day, severs days a week?
Our friend doesn't know the meanin'g of the
word beg. Also, 1 would not suggest taking
the broomhall out of town. Too rhttny people
might cheer.
Now let's get serious for a moment.
Broomball is a genre that has to overcame
some major obstacles to became totally
accepted.
It has to contend with 100. years of hockey
tradition it has a stereotyped image of
brutal, clumsy farm folk that most of us know
simply is not tme and certainly not fair. Most
of the fine people that play the game are
exceptional athletes that are skillfully adept
at their chosen activity and other sports as
well And, they come from all walks of life.
Brooriiball, a good game. is here to stay
and, both it and hockey, can exist in harmony.
What 1 don't need is someone, hiding
behind the veil of anonymity. giving mea silly
ledure about how f neglected broomball in a
hockey article.