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The Wingham Times, 1905-02-23, Page 7
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The plain My thinking of him seemed to par- . gray gown displayed her form and car- take of the nature of a psychic sugges- riage to excellent advantage, and I was tion, for I turned about immediately then first aware that nature had very . and looked straight at him'as he came remarkably favored her. She had a I walking through the field. Miss Jones girlish figure, slender, but most grace- Iwas with him, and they bore the cus- •fully rounded. There was good breadth tomary burden of sketebing material. • of shoulder, and her head was well set ' I had no wish to meet the man at that in the way that shows a high spirit. ' moment, for my sentiments toward I judged that she Was parading thus him were not cordial, so I made a lame . at Trask's command, so that .he •and excuse to Lucy Ann and slipped into Miss Jones might make a study of at- the path by which 1 had come. titudes, and somehow the idea filled me At dinner that evening 1 was surpris- with wrath. 1 strode out into the clear- ed to see Miss Jones in Scovel's place. • ed space as one who intends to do It was the first time, to my knowledge, sornething important, and when I sud- that she had appeared thus with Trask, denly perceived that Lucy Ann was . alone 1 had the sensation which comes , • of ascending one more step than there is upon a flight of stairs. She had stopped at the noise of my . advance, and we exchanged a glance before either spoke. "I thought Mr. Trask and Miss Jones • were here,” said she. "That is how I happen to be here." "Lucy Ann," said I, "did you ever -try walking as a relief to the mind? When anything goes wrong, I can al- most always get rid of it by pacing the floor." "When anything goes wrong with me," she replied, "I make it go right. That's better than getting rid of it." "You speak with the courdence of youth," said I. "Why shouldn't I?" she answered. A"1 have youth, and anybody can get confidence. So there you are. I have faith to believe that I shall have what I want in the world." "Might I venture to ask for a few Beta ils?" She sat down upon the grass and fanned herself lazily. Splendid self control the girl had. There was not a sign that her soul bad been boiling within her so recently. But for that . glimpse of her that I had had, walking there like a little tigress in a cage, I never should have guessed that she was not altogether at peace. "I want to travel," she said. "It's not much fun to travel alone," I suggested. "1 will tell you a secret," she re- sponded. "It's not for the fun that 1 should go, but just to travel." "To get away from old surround- ings?" "It is so beautiful here!" she cried. } "Who could wish to go away? No, no; I want to take the surroundings with me and leave myself at home. Can you dis- entangle that nonsense?" "Easily," I replied. "And really it isn't nonsense. It is always possible to .go away and leave yourself at home. • The train starts every minute, and as much of you as you please gets aboard. The trouble is that most of us are dead- ly careful that our regrets and our anxieties shall not miss the train. Shake 'em, Lucy Ann; leave 'em on the The Girl. of the 23y..... cheerfulest and it struck me that this tete-a-tete dinner was a trifle pronounced. It was strange that this girl, obviously bred to all the conventionalities, should con- tent herself with so little chaperonage. There was no Longer any mystery about her so far as I was concerned. She was the original Bliss `Jones, and she shar- ed with Sibyl a half of the apple tree lodge. Probably Miss Scott was some one whom they knew and who occu- pied her present quarters upon their account. I could not see, however, that she was of any particular use. Miss Jones must have returned to the orchard directly, for when, after a rather warm debate' with myself, 1 de- cided to go down to the lake 1 found Trask and Miss Witherspoon upon the path. There are strange tricks of sound on a still night. Those two people were talking when I first saw them—both at once, to judge by their attitude• Yet I heard only a faint murmur. Then, when I had taken not more than three steps toward them, Lucy Ann's voice became perfectly audible, though i am sure she spoke no louder than before. "I am so glad for you; so glad:" she said. "1 know that you will be very hanpy." I stopped short, and at' that moment they both saw me and began to walk toward me. Trask had a nervous air, and when he came close he looked at me with a singular embarrassment. Then he turned an eye on Lucy Ann, almost as if asking her advice. "I don't see any objection," said she, with a queer little laugh. "Suppose I tell him?" And, as he made no sign of negation, she continued: "There were two people who lived In a free country a long time without finding out about it. They imagined themselves to be chained in separate cells in the wilds of Siberia or some place like that. Their jailer's name was the Opposition of the Young Lady's Family, and he looked fierce, but in reality he was a paper dummy. So at last, encouraged by some of their friends, they decided to walk out, leaving the poor dummy to guard an empty prison. They decided to walk out into the beautiful world, where love is the sun by day and the moon by night"— IIer voice shook just platform like a lot of bad actors wait- . the least bit, but she steadied it. "The ing to receive their tickets from a , man was a fine fellow, take him for all • business manager who is already in the in all, and' the girl was passing fair next county." and had developed an admirable irable nature She pressed her lips together prettily in the best surroundings. One of them and nodded half a dozen times as if will not live in so large a house for marking the points in an unspoken ar- awhile nor have so many servants, but „ gument. she will have plenty to eat and to wear, "It's not honest of the business man- and both of them will be very happy. ager," said she. "Ile should have staid In plain words, Mr. Trask and Miss .and seen them through. And I haven't Helena Jones have decided that they much respect for a person who is dis- will be married in September." .honest with himself about his trou- "I congratulate you heartily," said I, dies. Mine shall go with me. but they aid the fellow mumbled something about bis great happiness and looked rather foolishly at Lucy Ann. For myself, I was full of admiration for her, but it was mingled with rage against the inconceivable, blind brute who paraded bis happiness in her pres- ence. We walked up the path together, and when we came to the corner of the house Trask said that he must go in and write some letters. Upon this 1 urged Lucy Ann to go out rowing up- on the lake, which was all blended gold and silver under the moon. It way clear that she wished to go, and very opportunely her aunt came by so that I was able to beg, her permission. Mrs. Almost Crazy With Witherspoon not ` only bears a name that Is on the Declaration of Inde• Nervous Headache pendence, but is herself descended from a strong man of those times. So she is thoroughly American in her ideas. "I don't see't 'you need `anybody's permission but Lucy Ann's," said she. "It looks so pretty," said the girl. "I doubt it'll be so pretty when you're there as it leeks from here," remarked Mee. Witherspoon. "That's the way of the world." "It is worth while to find out," re. joined Lucy Ann. AS we turned to go Trask called to me: "I ntay drop in upon you later— midnight, perhaps. Ate you a night owl? 1 want to have a talk with you." "Any time at all," said L So Lucy Ann and I went out rowing, and I talked to her of every pleasant THE 'WOO IAM TIMES FEBRUARY 23, 1905 mortals under the moon, fat to quote him here, but I tannot tie 1i1 W Wt iM W tWL' iti tet i4 iY ill 1 eha11 be my maids and lackeys. "Discharge them all," said I, "pay them their wages and let them go. They are not worth their keep." "Yes, they are," she insisted. "I can make them work. Yet, on second thought, it occurs to inc that I haven't . any. It was a mere fancy. I am really very happy." I gave her my hand as shcf seemed about to rise, and I did not let go when she was upon her feet. She smiled at me in the cheeriest fashion iI and gave me a little shake of the hand I. -:ate if we were great friends. Looking tee omit the scene, for it was vital. "I don't understand crow you ever got back from Europe," he continued, "without having your skin full of bullet holes and sword thrusts. Why, what did you do the very moment that you struck this country? 1 happen to ltnow. You plunged into an utterly reekless flirtation with a girl you didn't care a penny for, and you drove her out of Now York. She fled to save her peace of mind, and a mighty good fellow whom she was on the verge of falling in love with is out here now in this sanitarium of melancholia. "Then you wandered lightly and ' gracefully into the pleasant fields of the \Vitherspoons and started right in to take Ilelena Jones away from me, I though she and I had loved each other for two years. And you didn't miss it more than a mile. Don't laugh. She told me so herself. You shook her to the soul. But you couldn't do it again." 1 I wagged my head at him hopelessly. "1 congratulate you heartily." There was no use in answering such 1 ravings, and I laid great credit to myself, for I "You are a good deal better than a it would have been much easier for handsome man," he went on. "You me to fall into the opposite mood. I have a tremendous personality. It may The girl revealed a very dainty mind be only a shell, but upou a first view it upon that little cruise. She talked de- is impressive. You know how to serve lightfully of simple things and led me a woman, to meet every need for which by many pretty paths here and there In a cavalier is valued. You have a fine the fairyland of a June night, yet I counterfeit of honesty. No one wino could not help knowing that to her the doesn't know you can doubt your sin - lake was ashes and the scented air as verity. You are as eloquent as the bitter as tears upon her cheek. It is a devil, and you have that confounded wonder of the world how nature eeh- voice that you sing with"— oes a grief, and loudest for those who "l1y dear fellow I pleaded, "why love her best. There is a different moon in the sky for every joy and sorrow, and to most of us there comes a night when we could weep because it is not" the same moon that it used to be. \Ve staid late upon the lake, and it may have been half past 11 when I reached my room. Trask carne within a few minutes—in fact, before 1 was quite ready for him. The subject that we must speak of was delicate in the extreme, and 1 knew the man very slightly. "Do you expect to be here long?" I asked by way of opening. "All summer," he replied. "1 thought perhaps your engagement might have made you change your plans," I ventured. "It bas," said be, smiling. "Unless wes had come to a decision soon 1 should have gone away." "It is very distinctly none of my busts ness," said 1, "but I believe you ought to go. 1 speak plainly. 1 would wish another man to do the like for, me In case of need." He asked me, with every evidence of surprise. what 1 might mean. and I told him straight out. He sat in silence and heard me to the end, gnawing Iris cigar meanwhile until it was a rag, so that lie had to throw it away. When I had finished, he rose to his feet and took a turn or two in the room, "This is a remarkable situation," he said. "I scarcely know what to do. I must think the thing out." "I don't think it requires any vast amount of gray matter," said I, with some impatience. "To my mind it's a mere matter of perception." "Pardon me for remarking," said he, "that on a matter of perception I don't think that your mind is fitted to play astar part. Terry, you are beyond all comparison the blindest bat I ever saw. You're a good fellow, but you don't know anything—at least, you don't know anything about women. That is one reason why you are beyond all pos- Mrs. Edwards was pale, nervous, irritable, and reduced to a more skeleton of' skin and bone. MRS. 12. W. EDWARDS, 33 Murray St., Brant. ford, Ont., writes :-" For five years I suf. •' feted more than words can tell from nervous •.,.headaches, nervous dyspepsia and exhaustion. . The pains in my head wouldat times hlmost drive me crazy. I could not sleep nights, but would walk the floor in agony until I fell exhausted and unconscious. Sometimes I could take no food for four dogs at a time. I teas pale; nervous, irritable, easily' exhausted, was reduced. �= to a mere skeleton of skin , , and bone, and my heart x` �. eet •' would palpitate as though and hopeful subject within the range RD it Ing.was neeei a stop bihs 1 of huruan knowledge. 1 am 'not altrne llut2. ED\PA � Ing, f'or nine months . used br. Chase's Nerve Food, and for a con. 0 istte in conversation, as a rule, stick• aiderable time I have hot expetieneed: a head. , Ing to my own themes. which are fres,, ache, dr a ere s the symptoms me mine h mentioned above quently gloomy, brut upon this Occasion From i mere this medicine has beat eg I drew upon every resource of my np in flesh and weight, until now 1 art strong' . . and well, do m own housework, walk out for mind and eoul for the betterment of my two hours without feeling tired, and tma tolnpanlon'a spirit. The shining v►atet thoroughly restored to health." and the wandering winds of the night Note your Increase in weight while using Dr. Chase's Nerve Food. Portrait and signanue must Mini deep us for two of the w of Dr. A. W. Chase on every bot. "Wait, wait!" 1 interrupted. sibility of comparison the most Mite gerous main I ever encountered in this world, and I've been about quite n bit." "You are crazy," said 1, and be pro- ceeded to prove by ,his language thee I had not overstated the fact. It is pain - waste the midnight hour with this sin- gular mixture of abuse and flattery? What has it to do with the subject of our discourse?" "It is you," he cried, "you who have broken that little girl's heart. The idea a pretending that you don't see it! Shall 1 tell you how I found her lying upon the ground in the north grove crying over a foolish rose that you'd given her? Shall 1"— "Walt, wait!" I Interrupted. "Let me think. This can't be true." He did not speak. Ile simply looked at me while 1 held him by the arm. We may have stood thus for three min- utes. It was better than talking. I re- leased my hold of him and raised my hand somewhat as one does who makes a vow. "If this is true," said I, "God knows that I am glad. If she loves me, I am not here in vain upon this earth. I will make her life a rose garden to pay for the one rose she wept over." "I believe you meat it," said he, with almost a sob. "I'in relieved, very great- ly relieved. You are a good fellow at heart, Terry, 1 never doubted it." N Only a Trifling Cold L t L SI alas been the Lullaby Song of Many a Victim to their as ons cep. A cough should be loosened as speedily as possible. and all irrita- tion allayed before it settles in the lungs. Once settled there Bron- chitisand Consumption may follow. DR. WOOD'S NORIWAY PINE SYRUP is just the remedy you require. The virtues of the Norway Pine and Wild Cherry Bark, with other standard pectoral Herbs and Balsams, are skilfully combined to produce a reliable, safe and effectual remedy for all forms of Coughs and Colds. Mr. N. D. Macdonald, Whycoco-• inagh, N.S., writes I think it my duty to let people know what great good Dr. Woods Norway Pine Syrup did for ate. I had a bad told, which settled in my chest, and I could get nothing to cure it till I tried Dr. Wood's Nor- way Pine Syrup. The first bottle helped me wonderfully, end the third one cured me. Price 25 cents per bottle. M CaPo.), CiTAPTER XVI. I'ATERNd.L ADMONITION. Y father said that he was sorry, really very sorry. "For myself, you know," he added, smiling in his sudden, bright, cheery fashion, "1 must know more about the matter before I can weep for the other persons concerned." "The first essential, as it seems to me," said 1, "is that you should know Miss Witberspoon. You have seen her, but of course it did not then occur to you" - 1 hesitated for the exact phrase. "It did not strike me as probable," said he, "that I should ever be asked to consider her as a member of the fami- ly, and the fact is that she was present not more than ten seconds. Sibyl and I were sitting on the veranda, and I had no idea that there was any one inside the little house, but suddenly Miss Witherspoon came out. She was be- hind me. and I caught only the most imperfect sight of her face. To bo frank with you, I mistook her for—for Miss Scott." ° "Who is Miss Scott?" I inquired. "She is Sibyl's maid. or perhaps I bad better say companion, for we don't in the smallest degree make a servant of her," said he. "She is a young woman of somewhat humble birth, but excellent breeding and in- struction. 'Why have you rigged Miss Scott up like that.?' I asked, for there were so many mysteries in the air that I could be pardoned for suspecting an- other. But Sibyl set me right. 'It's Lucy Ann 'Witherspoon,' she said. 'She comes down from the house to bring the luncheon.' So I thought no more about it till you mentioned tiee girl later, and then I didn't regard it as necessary to tell you that I had heard her name." "St. Peter!" I exclaimed, growing hot in the forehead. "It can't be that she really is Miss Scott!" "011, no," said my father with deci- sion, "Sibyl would play no such prank with you. Sibyl is a girl of very deli- cate feeling. Still, she couldn't fore- see''— "Thet's just it!" I cried. "She couldn't know or suspect that either Miss Scott or myself would suffer an injury." \Ve were silent for some seconds, and I pondered deeply. "I don't care who she is," said I at last, "since my talk with Trask a week ego last evening"— ".. whole week?" said he. "I didn't understand it was so long ago. I should have thought you would have sent for nit at once." "I wanted to be sure of my ground," said I; "sure of myself. In this week I hive seen Luey as often as possible, and I have tried lard to make no mis- takes. The harm, if there was any, was done already. It remained to see hon- it could best be righted. I. have s:lid not a word that savored of love, though It has been very hard some- times to keels a tight rein 011 my tongue. 1 have found her out to be a girl who • isn't happy, though she has every pos- sible. right to be so. It is that which has drawn aro to leer, and you are to blame for It. You endowed me with a great, Inherent love for all who suffer, and this is the result. 1 have come to the point 'Where I care for nothing else In the world except her happiness. The merest !shadow olC paln upon her .x SufferedForANumber of Fears From Dyspepsia. fn That is what. Mrs, Mary Parks, Cooper, Ont., says, and there are thousands of others who can say the same thing. m BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS e_a cured her, and will cure any - (o one and everyone troubled with Dyspepsia. Mrs. Parks writes as follows:— eh "I suffered for a number of years ,?y from Dyspepsia, and tried many risme• dies but without tiny relief until, on tho advice of a friend, I started to use Burdock Blood Bitters. After using 0 ono bottle I was pleased to find that I was relieved of the, dreadful pains I suffered. I give all praise to B.B.B, for ,N the benefit I have received, and I hope all en1£erers from Dyspepsia sia will to this wonderful remedy. If they do I ,am sure that they wilt have tba same experience that 1 have had." i,i TSn T. M1LBURN CO., LIMITED, til 1'a Toronto, Ont. a/ is [:e.ree e< a a.5,e0 i:ri a fie ine a tt49 i face is an appeal to my heart, And when I can make her laugh and play like the happy child she ought to be I am in the seventh heaven. 1 am more than willing to do this all the rest of my life. I ask nothing better than to serve her forever. If this is love, I love her•" IIc looked away from me out of the ' window and down toward the orchard. "I don't think it is, if you wish for I my opinion," he said at last in the gen- i tient way. "I'm sorry to say so, but that isn't love. And I don't believe that you can make any woman take it for love --that is, the sort of woman I'd like to see you marry. One you love must meet a great need of your own heart, and you mustn't be in doubt about it. Merely the wish to serve isn't enough. Love is a bit selfish, you know. And to marry a woman from a sort of exalted pity for her, ba`.setl partly on a vain idea that you are her only means to happiness, is the way to make her a just object of the pity of the angels. 1 would rather have my snit broken in a second than in a week, and I would rather for her sake see you desert this girl now, even though you were much more bound in honor to her, than wit- ness her long agony in a marriage with the best fellow in the world who doesn't love her. "Bat 1 am a poor philosopher. Let me conte down to practical advice. There is plenty of time. Ito nothing hastily. Marshall, I know you soul and body. 1 know some one whom you would love, and Feu couldn't help it. And as for !ter"— IIe paused. "You know that she has cared for me," said L • "In a strange way I heard of it. When Sibyl was in New York, she did the best thing that she knew for a man who was learning to love her, a than whom she will yet love, I am sure. She•told him her own story, thinly disguised, and he, because he felt it should be known, told me." He looked at me in surprise. "I was not aware that Sibyl went to New York," he said. "But then she has told me almost nothing of her doings. Before she left the house upon this wild adventure she begged the right to keep me in the dark. '1 want you to tell me,' she said, 'that I may really lie to you 1f necessary. I don't see how 1 can get along without it.' And then she laughed at me and petted me for a stu- pid old fellow who had been kind to her, but was too transparent to be trusted with her mysteries. Well, well, we must not wander from the subject What I wish is that you shall see her again. She agrees with me that the game is over and tbat you and she (To be continued.) i MILBURN'S Heart and Nerve Pills. EROIMri_ S PS ANIMALS. �AL S It Is Not More Uncommon Than is Brute Slatesit cl ttfeetion. A writer on natural history complains Unit men are prone to regard mascu- line courage in defeee of other's its a virtue purely human. In reality self saveilice for the female. sex. or for the young i$ part of the seitento of nature, and every male thing is strong and splendid in appearance because lie is the descendant of those who have proudly hell and guarded "the privi- lege of death," Another writer tells a story which illustrates this point. Two entomologists, hunting at night, ebun- bei'ed over a gate with their swinging lanterns and found tbeutselvee ill a field filled with sheep. The result of their coming was pantie and a furious stam- pede. The sheep charged belter skeiter away from the lanterns and huddled to- gether at the far end of the tiel(b But there was a rant anueug them, and as the flock scurried away this Creature stood firth, covering tate retreat. Then, steadily and majestically, the huge ram advancer with lowered head toward the mysterious lights and pressed them bacl, to' the gate. This is only one graphic story of many that might be told of masculine courage throughout nature. Man has some virtues whieh animals, so far as we can judge, know noticing about; but heroism --the pride of affording protection to the weals and daring death for the security of the flock—is not a human attribute alone, any more than is maternal af- fection. A WOMAN'S NAME. Origin of the Custom of Changing It %Vhen She Harries. The custom which makes it proper for the wife to assume the name of her husband at marriage is involved in much obscurity. A recent authority advances the opinion that it origInatetl from a Roman custom and became common after the Itou:an occupation of England. Thus Julia and Octavio, married to Pompey and Cicero, were called by the Itomitus Julia of Pom- pey and Octavio of Cicero, and in later times the married women of most Eu- ropean countries signed their names in the sante way, but omitted the "of." In spite of this theory it is a fact that as late as the sixteenth and the be- ginning of the seventeenth century a Catherine Parr signed her mune with- out any change, though she had been twice married. We also hear of Lady Jane Grey, not Dudley, and Arabella Stuart, not Seymour, etc. Some think that the custom originated with the Scriptural idea that the husband and wife are one. This was the rule of law as far back as 1208, and it was de- cided in the case of Bon versus Smith in the reign of Elizabeth that a woman by marriage loses her former name and legally receives the name of her husband. WINDMILLS. ULUTE ECURITY. t,.r. r,7,7„;,0 R*‘1 lrw�•t � ' °6 00, a n " a "r"1. • Littio i Y Rl Europe Got 'mem From the East Through the Crusaders. It is supposed that the crusaders brought the idea of using the wind to grind corn or raise water back with 1 them from the east. Early writers record their wide- spread employment in Europe in the twelfth century. Beckmann gives an instance of one at l'ipewell abbey, Northamptonshire. in 1143, and we also read of one, about 1100, at IIaberdon, In Suffolk. Anuther early instance of an English windmill is that in which Richard, earl of Cornwall, took refuge after the battle of Lewes in 1204. In the famous song connected with that event the "sayles" of the "mulne" are mentioned. showing that it really was a windmill. The oldest windmill in Belgium and probably the oldest in Europe, the his- toric "Grand Moulin de Silly," was to- tally destroyed by the great storm at the end of January, 1000, after a con- tinuous existence since the eleventh century. It is said to have been built by Otto von Trazegnies, the crusading lord of Silly, in 1011. 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Bismarck is said to have de- clared after the battle of Sadowa that he would have killed himself had the Prussians been beaten, and Byron while writing "Childe Harold" declared he would have blown his brains out but for the reflection that it would give pleasure to his mother-in-law. The reasons for self destruction are • - often very curious. Men have frequent- ly been known to put au end to their lives to escape toothache .,r other pains, while the dread of disease has been known to affect the mind to such an extent that the victim has destroyed himself rather than face it. Weariness of money and good things to eat have been the cause of suicide. One man drowned himself in the Seine because of the color of this hair, which was flaxen, and another shot himself be- cause his clothes did not fit him.: A girl threw herself into the Danube because her companions laughed at her corpu- lence, and a Frenchman took poison to spite his mother-in-law because she in- sisted upon living with him. A Humorous English Sheriff. A sheriff with a fine sense of humor was he who, having been reproved by the judge of a certain court for pre- senting a jury not sufficiently respec- table, read out at the subsequent ses- sion the following list, with a suitable emphasis upon the last names of the jurors: Max King, henry Prince, George Duke, William.Marquis, Ed- watd Earl, Richard Lord, Richard Baron, Edmund Knight, Peter Esquire, George Gentleman, Robert Yeoman, Stephen Pope, Humphrey Cardinal, 'William Bishop, John Abbot, Richard Friar, Henry Monk, Edward Priest and Richard, Deacon. After the laughter bad subsided the presiding judge, ac- cepting the joke in good part, compli- mented the witty sheriff upon his clev- erness. WEAL' SPELLS CURED. Mrs. L. Dotey, Hemford, N.S., writes us as follows :•—" 5 was troubled with dizziness, weak spells and fluttering of the heart, I procured a box of Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills, and they did me so much good that I get two more boxes, and after finishing them I was completely cured. ! must say that I cannot recons* mend them too ,h1Lhly. Liquid Qnnrte. \Villie Pe, how many quarts does it take to mike a peek? Pa—It all de- pends, my son. I.ess than one quart, for instance, will sometimes make a "peck of trouble: (---Exchange. Children like fun, but they care little for it in books. An uncle on his hands and knees is worth all the written words of the humorists.- . , I'. (Mon. nor, RESTAURANTS. They Came Into Tieing With the First French Resolution. The restaurant is of comparatively modern origin. The first French revolu- tion, at the close of the eighteenth cen- tury, witnessed its birth, Prior to that time the best cooks were in the employ of the nobility, whose ruin threatened them with equal disaster. A happy in- spiration, however, led them to open places of public entertainment, which leaped at once into -immense popular favor, inasmuch as previously, while the French people were endowed with the instincts of delicate cookery, they were unable to gratify their tastes through the absence of resorts availa- ble for the purpose. The proprietors of many of these es- tablishments quickly acquired a wide- spread fame and large wealth. Coin- cident with the birth of the restaurant in France, an immense impulse was given to they publication of popular treatises on 'the art of cookery com- posed by the most famous cooks. These were rapidly disseminated among tie people, sv.ho, gifted with a natural gen- ius for gastronomy. promptly availed of the new sources of knowledge to perfect themselves in an art of which they have become the foremost expo- nents of the world. Among these pub- lications was the "Almanach des Gour- mands," established in 1804, one of the elaseles of eulivary learning. • MANAGER WANTED. Trueawr,rthr lolly or gentleman to :renege •n.ine,ts ill tins conn it' need tldjoiaing territor} or well mai tavorably t.nown house of solid;, Ella11(•1111 ,'1n1:(1!te„. nice htrait:ht cosh. salary tut iixpels:yes, Laid each :Monday by cheek: .timet 111111 14 1rgte11tris F..:12e•11s(•s mon(•)' dvcncr d. Position pet•tnenetln. Addre2e. Nanneeer. 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