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Conflict is brewing
Litter bugs must be blind too
W ith all the management manuals and
how-to books on the market today there must
be something somewhere that tells how far
apart litter containers should be placed for
optimum use.'It seems to me you could have
wall-to-wall garbage pails and people would
still litter. Litter bugs must be candidates to
have seeing -eye dogs. Not only do they turn a
blind eye to litter receptacles but they never
seem to notice the mess they leave behind.
The litter problem is certainly less
prominent than it was in the past. It used to
be common practise for people to toss pizza
boxes, milkshake containers, bottles and
more out the car window during pleasant and
scenic Sunday drives, Public education and
hefty fines soon made people more aware that
littering is an offense in more ways than one,
(There's nothing like a few fines to speed up
the education process). Today litter bugs are
most defintely in the minority. Now when
someone litters, people notice.
I have always felt a kind of kinship with
people whose cars looked like the inside of a
litter bin. At least I knew they were not
tossing discarded items out the car window.
My car was always full of discarded odds and
ends and I have no difficulty understanding
someone who has an untidy vehicle. Apart
from wondering what those mouldy things on
the dash are, I can be quite comfortable in a
messy car. I'm not so comfortable when I
settle into a spotlessly clean car and observe
the driver slipping cigarette cellophane
through the side vent. At the risk of losing a
friendship as well as a ride, I have to give my
basic anti -litter lecture.
Auto litter fiends are not limited to the
"toss it out the window" syndrome. These
HERE'S THE BEEF
---® by Carolanne Doig
are often the same litterbugs who clean out
their car in the parking lot, five feet from a
garbage pail, slip the garbage under the
parked car, and then drive away leaving it to
blow around until someone else picks it up.
Very sleazy: They also think nothing of
emptying out car ashtrays in their friend's
driveways. •
litterbugs can also be of the pedestrian
variety. You see them in maps,, relaxing on
the benches with their coffee and cigarette,
They may only be a few feet from the carefully
placed litter containers but they would rather
butt out on the floor and hide their crushed
styrofoam cup in the decorative bushes.
Sometimes I think litterbugs have other
physical handicaps besides being shortsight-
ed or totally blind. They have problems with
their motor ability also. Now I realize all men
are not created equal and I'm ,even more
aware all women are not created equal, but do
you realize there are people out there who can
put a basketball through a hoop from 30 feet
and never miss.... and on the other end of the
spectrum there are on this very same planet
those who can't hit a garbage can with a
crumpled paper towel from two feet???
Amazing isn't it? However basketball players
practise, practise, practise. I'm sure with a
little practise everyone could hit that garbage
pail for 100 per cent,
Every once in a while it is time to clean out
the car, the purse, the pockets, and oh, yes,
the golfbag! Out comes all kinds of garbage,
paper, gum wrappers, bottle caps, kleenex,
and much more. This little clean up ritual is
good for body and soul, It gives you an excuse
to take a break. Sometimes you find all kinds
of good stuff you thought you had lost. It
gives you a feeling of accomplishment...a
sort of mini spring cleaning.
It is a credit not to be a litter bug, however,
there are many people out there who never
• litter and therefore feel they should never
have to pick up either. I have watched people
kick a pop can or cup out of the way rather
than toss it into a nearby bin. It's not fair that
all the anti -litter good guys should be
cleaning up after the few remaining litter
bugs. It's darned annoying but it has to be
done. It is a known fact people will be far less
likely to litter in a clean and tidy environthent.
People are less inhibited about tossing
garbage if there is evidence someone has
already committed the crime.
Millions of dollars in taxpayers' money is
spent annually on litter control. Littering is a
nuisance, an eyesore,. and an expense. With
every piece of litter you toss away to the roads
or sidewalk, goes money from your very own
pocket, Neatness counts, but littering adds
up.
A conflict, which could cause problems ranging from minor
inconvenience to genuine hardship, is brewing between Ontario medical
practitioners and the provincial government. The Ontario Medical
Association's response to the government's proposed legislation banning
extra -billing by the province's doctors Indicates Ontarians in need of
medical attention will continue to be the ones to pay the price, regardless
of whether physicians are allowed to bill above Ontario Health Insurance
Plan—OHIP rates or not. '
The sad thing is -- the whole conflict could have been avoided had the
Ministry of Health, guided by Minister Murray Elston, taken a less
provocative approach in introducing the legislation.
The OMA has decided to ask member physicians to opt out of OHIP en
masse. While they will still not be allowed to bill their patients above
OHIP rates, the effect of this action will be to cause immense confusion in
the insurance plan's reimbursement system, causing patients to be out of
pocket, their medical expenses for a much longer period of time Than Is
now the case. Instead of some 17,000 medical practitioners sending their
bills directly to the plan, OHIP will have to deal with claims from
hundreds of thousands of individual patients.
With the high cost of medical attention being what it is, few Individuals
will be able to afford what could be months long delays before receiving
their money back from the plan.
The OMA's main beef with the legislation is the loss of freedom to
charge what they see fit for their services, something most professionals
take for granted under the free enterprise system. However, the sting
could have been taken out of this action, had the government consulted
the medical community in advance of Introducing the disputed bill.
Doctors in this province understand as well as anyone, the need for a
social medical plan, they are only arguing the Idea should mot be.takgp.
too far, to the point where it becomes futile to specialize Or work extra
hours, because of government -imposed earning limits.
If the Minister of Health had approached the OMA for input, before
going ahead blindly into what is a very worthwhile project, perhaps
obvious flaws could have been corrected. Perhaps a sliding scale allowing
higher payments to more experienced or specialized physicians could
have been incorporated. Perhaps a provision allowing for OMA input Into
the setting of fees, would have helped doctors to accept this legislation
more readily.
At any rate, the idea of a fully -funded medicare program is a good one,
but it should not be imposed unilaterally on the medical community.
The OMA itself, must take part of the blame for the current impasse,
because it took no steps to voluntarily eliminate extra -billing under
conditions of its own choosing, before the government was forced to act.
Let us hope both sides will see the need for a speedy resolution to this
pressing concern, before the new legislation begins to have adverse
affects on the very people it was designed to protect.--P.R.
TO THE EDITOR
The Expositor has been like a "letter from
home" for us for nearly 29 yeas but we do
miss reading the news of Dublin. Is there not
someone who would be wiping to cover the
village news? i am sure t am not the only
former resident who regrets the absence' of
theings et Dublin being reported.
My�concem is with Canada Post.. Our
Expositor is always a week or more arriving at
SNOW DAZE — Wendy Grldzak, Tracey Hlusser and Stacey optimist snow sculpturing contest. i<evin Gridzak created and rode
Hlusser were hard at work Saturday making "something" for the esnow elephant. Mcllwralth photo
our home.
in spite of these problems, we do enjoy the
Exgosttorand look forward to the news of the
Seaforth area. May 1986 be a happy and
peaceful year foraflour relatives, friends and
the Expositor staff.
Mary (Sthpieton) Gafffley
Smiths Calls. Ontario
Citizens constantly gouged
Surprise! The Canadian Automobile Asso-
ciation says we Canadians are being ripped
off at the gas pumps. Tho group suggests
there is collusion between the large oil
companies to keep prices ariifically high. A
year or so ago another report surfaced that
said the oil companies had gouged the
citizens of this country to the tune of $12
billion from the year 1957 to 1983.
Have you ever noticed when world oil
prices Increase, the cost of our fuel goes right
through the roof almost immediately. When
world prices fall, however, we never see a
corresponding decrease - in cost. Why, you
ask? Greed, yep, all consuming greed
Hideous provincial and federal taxes
combined with the big companies rapacious
appetite for profits add up to one big rip off.
And there is not much we can do about it. We
are living in a fantasy world if we think
goveniments are going to sacrifice billions in
tax revenue and the oil companies are going
to forego millions more In profits.
Gas prices rose two and a half times the
rate of inflation last year. The feds slapped on
another tax January 1 and they will pummell
us again next January 1 with yet another tax
hike.
S ♦ ♦ EAT SOCKS
by Heather Melwraith
Paper bathing suits?
f must admit when I fast heard the concept
I thought it was a novel idea, but now that eve
had time to think it through, rm not
altogether certain.
Paper bathing suits?
[must adrift the "sheer" thought of such a
thing existing, while it doesn't altogether
surprise me, does seem a bit ludicrous. But
I'm assured ed by at least one member of The
Expositor staff, there is such a thing.
Based on my own past experiences with
bathing suits I can quite honestly say if
someone offees me the option of wearing a
fabricorpaperbathingsuit, I'd Surely opt for
the' first. More than likely ed ask if there was
possibly atifudalternative, nernely a bathing
suit following the designs of those my
grandmothers would have worn.
ed be thejirst to admit I'm not exactly the
most confident person in a bathing suit.
There is something about being trapped
inside one of those outfits that just Wants to
make the shy in me, more shy. Trnthekinditf
person that despite the overwhelming
warmth ofsummers more often than not, gets
as muds Mileage out of the, towel' as the
bathing suit itself.
Birt bad'c td paIiee bathing suits.
Undoubtedly my first concern would have
to reenter around the practicality of such an
item.. Surely if some, of the top hotels are
going to offer_ their illrepared-'patrons the
option of purchasing such an item one Would
assume .they'd he Somewhat prac'licorl. Bet
hoer. 607
Maybe my concept of paper is too limited. I
know paper comes in a variety of forms, and
now eeqen colors, but none of the images my
mind Le willing to conjure up seems to fit into
likely bathing suit criteria
What quicklyspiings to mind is such paper
types as. tissue paper, newsprint, bonded
paper. construction paper, cardboard, aepe
paper, toilet paper....and none of them seem
quite the appropriate poaside altfte.
i mean, whatever type of paper is sturdy
enough to allow itself to survive the ngots of
just basic human movement, would be
uncomfortable on, to say the least. And none
of the paper products I can think of would
survive the chemical action of water, let alone
clorinated water. And what about the water
jets of a jacuzzi?
Then there's also the question of paper
arts - and the possibility 01 the dyes netting.
Imean let'sbe practiialbete The onlyway
I can see such a suit existingisif everyone
were willing to dress in 'Pamper" or
Huggie" type attire. Babies go §wiling
in their diapers all the time. don't they?
But somehow the picture of a. number of
adults running around in his-and-ber diepeis
date not seem that appealing either.
I rite isabd, paperbathingtuits are a hovel
idea, butnatal actuallyseeone 1doubt tithe
able to justify "thein in my mind.
Besides once the suits are:paper, what will
theyexpectofus next=`to dry off with paper
towels?
CORNUCOPIA,
ti
by David Broome
With every tax hike andpprice increase we
have actually responded like sheep. Oh, we
bleet and whine fora bit. But the government
and oil companies know the belly aching
never lasts very long and soon it's back to our
daily routines and thus the latest round of
price gouging is soon forgotten.
You see. t believe nwst of us really don't
mind paying high taxes on gas and letting the
oil companies squeeze us for bulging profits.
if. just if, the Canadian people could
organize, and through some Utopian miracle
we forced the feds to forego all these taxes
and somehow managed to control the
omnipresent greed of the big oil companies
there would still be one rather difficult
question to ask. That is, where would the tax
money then come from? You have the
answer, right? Our personal taxes would sail
right through the heavens and our most
precious commodity, food, would be the next
Have a nice day —
If you read in the papers one of these days
about some middle-aged guy going obeer
and punching a pretty young waitress
teller right in the mush for no apparent
reason, you'll know it was I, driven finally
over the brink by that inanity to end them all,
"Have a nice day."
It may happen in a restaurant. ItwiTl be just
after that waitress has served me lukewarm
soup. followed by filet of sole. The filet wilt
tuna out to be of the hoot variety, rather than
the sea variety, and I will just have broken a
tooth on it. As t am fumbling fragments of
bone out of my face, she will sashay off to
serve another customer, hips twitching, and
toss over her shoulder at me a gay "Have a
nice meal. now." That's when I will let her
have it.
Or it might occur on a Friday afternoon, in
the bank. The weather forecast is for
blizzards, I'm in a snarkymood, an my Way to
have two teeth extracted, and my arthritis is
giving me a fairly lively foretaste of hell. And
this young feller, her feet aging, slaps down
mywithdrawal, summons an exhausteclsmile
from down around herose, and
cbi trips, "Have a nice weekend. eh?"
It's not the grammar or the verbiage I
object to. It's the utter insincerity of the
suggestion. It means just about as mush as if
the speaker blew his or her nose and spat
into the wind.
And its prettyobviouswhere it Mine from.
It's one of those American imports that
should be banned at the border. It has crept
across via the .airwaves, issued in treacly
tones by signing -off disc jockeys and game
show MCs.
An'd•it has been copied by Canadian media
Ietiple, who ape automatically the mtspro-
nunciatons of their U.S. counterparts, such
as eggsac tion for` "execution" and noshus
for "nauseous."
From there it hes spread like the Black
Plague into our airtime, hotels, restautnnts.
target for a government tax grab.
Imagine paying an extra 10 01.15 percent at
the chedmut counter each week. Taxes
beget taxes.
Taxes on our weekly grocery bill and
about everything else would be too high a
price to pay in the fight to subdue our
governments and oil companies awesome
greed.
Hope for a token lowering of fuel prices.
Anything else is just a dream.
1 would suggest we can show these elected
persons in Ottawa what we think of their tax
system. However, some things just never
seem to change. The last federal election
reminded me of the guy who junked his V. W
for an Edsel.
Hypocrisy rules when some lousy politician
tells me [have been greedy and living beyond
my means. Heave.' help us.
ugh.....
SUGAR AND SPICE
by Bill Smiley
and even our sat institutions like the
banks. !haven't been in a bordello lately, but
rd be willing to bet that when a customer
totters oft shaky and unshaven into the cold
dawn. the madame will coo after him in dulcet
tones, "Have a nice day, now."
I have a strong suspicion the damn thing
originated in the deep south, alone with such
heartfelt maxims as "Y'll come back real
soon, y'heah." Which means, roughly, if you
want to be ripped off again in our pint, we'll
be happy to oblige.
I refese to believe all those waitresses, air
stewardesses, bank clertts are spouting this
garbage from deep in theirhearts. Those gals
are tuckered our. They don't give a diddle
Whether we drop dead, as tong as we do it in
front of somebody else's wicket.
No, they've been coerced into this phoney
farewell by the Sheen l grees they work for,
the type who think that if the clerks utter such
Slop in the Holiday inn in Texas, they should
do the same in the Holiday Inn in Toronto.
• And they're the guys!have itinfor, not the
prunderlings, forced to soil their lips with
an
artificial, Cynical that raises the
hackles on the likes of me,
At first I responded to this silly utterance
with a reluctant and very concise "Thanks.
You too."
As I became more disgusted with the
obvious falsity of such as the dentist
absentmindedly Muttering "Have a good
.
day" jest after he'd drilled two and yanked
one, my response subsided to a grunt.
Next step will be fo look one of the idiots'
who issue this inanity right in the eye and
calmlyask: `.`Are you lidding? Who told you
boSay that? Do you mean it? What do youcare
what kind of day I have? I don't really care
what kind you have."
This might make a few of the more
sensitive ones blush. But most of them would
just drop their jaw and wonder whether old
Smiley had got into the sauce, to make him So
snarly.
It may take stronger measures, and I hope.
many of my readers who agree with me will
join in putting a halt to this pemidous poop.
if it happensin a public place,perhaps
should the manager and say "This young
lady or man is interfering in my primate life, in
my demotic tight to bare a rotten day or
weekend if Ifeel like it. Now you, buster, just
tell her never to insult another customer With
that silly saying, or ell take my business
elsewhere."
This is the only language understood bythe
type of turkey who thinks sucb garbage as
"Have a good day" is good publicrelations.
Hit him where it hurts. In the P.P. panic
pocket.
Perhaps I am overreacting. I have been
known to do this in connection with Celsuis,
metric, politicians of every hue, greedy
unions, misleading advertisements, town
engineers, school adminstrators, and about
12,000 other things, including the highway
robbers known as garage mechanics.
Maybe it Will pass away, along With other
such won -to -tire -heels expressions as
"That'll be the frosty Friday" and "All
righty" and the ubiquitous' "Turkey," whish
seems to, cover a multitude of mental and
physical abbetratidns. your dukes up,
But in case it doesn't, keep yo
you purveyors of "Have a good...."