The Wingham Times, 1905-02-02, Page 3r easons
ss by you should use Red Rose Tea have ap-
1•ze•:irc'dj in this piper.
They have explained that >r
jlrs's�;tf,,
A
a�r
is coillf.lo`ed entir Iy and solely of the rich, fra-
grant teas ()I India and Ceylon; that it is made
by men tv ho are skilled in the tasting and blend.
ing of teas; that it has a rich, syruppy liquor; it
is always uniform in quality, econoniicalto use,
pet fectly clean ,trd pure.
of other reasons will appeFr in
sulrsenu€nl anis.
In the meantime would you not like to try.
a pound '.f the tea? By doing so you will ap-
preciate more luny tl.e force of the reasons
which appear later.
Red Rose tea will substantiate every
statement made about it.
T. 11. BSTABROOKS, St. John, N.B.
BRANCIHES: TORONTO, WINNIPEG..
Whales on T1ie r Holidays.
Professor Goldlob has been telling
the Christiania Academy of Science the
results of his investigations into the
migrations of whales. These creatures
hang about the coast of Norway and
L'Iulaud until the spring is well ad-
vanced, and then they go away on
their travels. Some go to the Azores,
others to Bermuda and the Antilles,
and they cover these enormous dis-
tances in an incredibly short time.
Some of them bring back harpoons
which bear the names of ships and
other evidences of where these mi-
grants have bon for their summer bol-
Mays.
4.ta" classified.
"Uncle Bili," said. little Reginald,
"did it hurt you when the men caught
you with the dredge and grappling
hooks?"
"Why, I don't understand you," said
Uncle William.
"Vire11,
that's the way the natural
history book says they, get 'era."
"Get what?"
"Sponges. When pa said you was
coming ma ,said: 'What? That old
sponge coming here again?' "
Not Always Popular.
Grayce—Why is it that Edythe is so
unpopular in society? She's very care-
ful to speak nothing but the truth
about people. Gladys—And that's Must
what makes her unpopular.
Opportunity sooner or later conics to
all who work and wish. _ _ .__.........
Old Time Naval Methods,
Fancy sending a gunboat to the Chi-
na seas without a surgeon on board!
But such things used to happen. The
admiralty provided a well stocked med-
icine chest. But the capt:tin knew
nothing of medicine, so he had all the
medieiue bottles emitted into it big tub
and then assembled the company. ".ill
the stuff is there," said he, "and if any
one goes sick he shall have a dose of
the mixture, for there's bouua to be
something iu it that will suit yon!"—
Loudon mall.
L�uptnoates.
Smythe —Remember when Matto
was married lust year crow he kiete l
Omit the duplicate wedding presents?
Browne—Yes. Smythe—Well, that sort
of luck seeu;s to fellow him. Ile had a
somewhat similar complaint yesterday. •
Browne—What was it? Smythe—Du-
plicate birthday presents. That is to
say, twins.
Woes oe Wealth.
"Wealth ha:a its penalties," said the
philosopher.
"Yes," answered Mr. Cumrox,. "It's
pretty bard for a man to have to go
guessing through a French menu whea
he would, rather have pork and beans."
The Poor Printer.
One of Browning's remarks Is char-
acteristic. IIe once said to Dr. Knight
that "all the unintelligibility of 'Sor-
dello' is due to the printers. They
would change my punctuation and not
print my commas, semicolons, dashes
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THE WI GiiA 1 t IME; , i�li itaItY 2, 19O
*aid :goner,.
Druid Money expresses one of the
many Plausible ways of refusing to
pay at all, so einuuon to all peoples.
It is the exact ,equivalent of the Ro-
man phrase to pay on the Greek cal -
cads, which meant never, as the Greeks
hail no calends. Pattriclus says of the
Druids that they constantly res:elved
money which they promised to return
in another life.. Butter in "I1udlbres"
refers to this:
Like money by the Druids borrowed,
In t'other world to be restored.
The salve tricks are played in the
eastern as in the western world, for
Purebns in his "Pilgrims" tells us of
certaiu priests of Peking who barter
with the people upon bills of exchange,
to be paid in heaven a hundredfold.—
London Express.
AvondIna a Quarrel.
On one occasion when interposing in
a quarrel Lord North observed that
there was often far too much readi.
ness to take offense. "That is not my
case," he added. "This very evening
one member who spoke of me describ•
ed me as 'that thing called a minister.'
Well, to be sure," continued Lord
North, here patting his ample sides, "I
am au unwieldy thing. The honorable
member therefore when he called me
'a tiling s„`!"4 what wall true, and I
could not be angry iv;Vi hila, Buf
when he added `that thing ealieu
minister' he called me that thingwltieh
of all things be himself wished most to
be, and'tllerefore I took it as a comet;
ment "
The Carse.
Caller—What makes yon say sister is
fond of me, Bobby? Bobby—Sister!
A man who cannot explain his ideas
is usually the dupe of his imnginntiou
in thinking 11e has any,
SOVJTE
Littie Liver :Pills.
1'diust Sour SiGnaturo of
See ra -51= iia Wrat,der Wow.
Tory nm";3 nail as easy
to tem 0 .7'.
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map: rr„ fl~tl SILIOUS1ll;cag.
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''t�I4 FOR t SALLOW SKIN.
FOR TEE COMPLEXION -
i,1re ,p1°':gil'YSc MY,a,nrvt4NA,Ua1t,
CURE SICK. HEADACHE.
110141t Preacher,* Er4or.
In the early days of Springfield St.
preacher bought some sausage for
inneli one Sunday and took it to church
with him. Ile carried the sausage in
the back pocket of his coat, and a dog,
catchh,g the went, followed blue I:v-
"ery few feet the preacher would kicit
baekward tit the dog without looking
' around. Arriving at church, the preach-
er begau the servtees, autl tate dog lay
down behind the altar,
A. few minutes later one of the dea-
cons stole cprletly up behind the preaeh-
er, intending to iutud 111i0 a sheet of
paper, null pulled his coat tall, With-
out glancing back the preacher gavo
one vicious kick and sent the deacon
irolling down the altar steps on to the
dog, which set up a terrible howling.
The preaeher, still looking straight
abend, said:
"my frieadls, this thieving scoundrel
has been trying to rob nae ever since I
made a purchase at the butcher shop
before conning herd."
When the preacher discovered what
he had cone he dismissed the congre•
gation and went outside to kick the
dog.
Testimonials from Grateful People 'Who Have Received Health and
Happiness from using that Celebrated Remedy
. •
called ' Oil of' Pines."
The enormous sale of this popular Southern remedy in Canada the past two years is one of the many proofs of its great
merits. Physicians, both in the city and country, are now prescribing Oil of Pines for La Grippe and it bas proved to be a
speedy and infallible cure for that dangerous and subtle disease. 'When treated with this remedy there will be no recurrence
of the malady—no after effects.
For diseases of the Lungs, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis and Catarrh of the Head, Throat and Stomach, Oil of
Pines stands unrivalled, -
The manufacturer of 011 of Pines has in his possession thousands of testimonials from grateful people who have been
cured by Ma remedy when they were in an advanced stage of Consumption.
Compounded with the Pine Oil which forms the body of this remedy are other ingredients calculated to cleanse the
A Sarcastic Definition.
George Roo, an .Amerieun newspa-
per pian who went to Havana and ob-
tained work on a daily paper there,
did not get on well with the managing
editor, a former Chicago physician.
'i d"AV disliked each other extremely,
an , took; articular pleasure
and the ei.,.w- - P i
in mangling Reno's cony"
Ise.); and q11
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Years alio a prominent citizen of Chi. P
also, who at that ;tlwe was president
of one of Its leading clubs, in.. introduc.
Ing another prominent citizen as a
speiU er at a club banquet dwelt in
highly complimentary terms on Oa
tatter's efforts to bring about political
reforms, "Gentlemen," he said, "no
one in this city exerts n More powerful
influence for good than does Sir. Blank
when he is sober." Then in great con-
fusion and multi an awed silence he
hastened to explain that MY. Blank
everted, as he had iutended to Sty, a
powerful influeuee when lie was in eat'o
nest.
At the banquet given at the opening
of the present Board of Trade building
Um elder Carter Harrison made a flam-
boyant speech eougratulating himself
on having been born in the same year
that the steam locomotive was invent-
ed. Ito was followed by the late Em-
ery Storrs, who said that, most appro-
priately, Curter Harrison and the loco-
motive were born in the saute year
since both of them had been blowing
off steam ever since,
It was Emery Storrs who said that a
fellow lawyer reirtiuded him of a beau-
tiful house with massive portals and
impressive cornices, which, when you
opened the front door, lauded you im-
mediately in the back yard.
t:( Gilding Without Gold.
O
Ozd10tC proof that all is not gold
that glitters is found in the fact that
m11111 Of the gold lettering seen on
recognition. One night Reno protest. + signs, unci nisi tin1:3& of the gilding of
ed at some bine peuellhig that was i picture frames, has no gold whatever
done. "I recognize your right to edit i about it. Among laymen the opinion
my stub, doctor," said he, "but I must ' prevails that all such decoration re -
beg you to do so 111 such tnuuner that ; quires the actual use of gold leaf, but
you will not split all of tate iuiittitives• lthe reality is different, and a substitute
In this instance you have made my ; that defies detection has been widely
copy over into a bundle of phraseolon ( used for some time. The exact effect
of gold is secured by using a leaf of
either silver or aluminium under yel-
low paint. The metal backing gives
the required luster, and the paint gives
the required color, This method can-
not be used In all cases. because the
paint is of peculiar quality and, re-
quires putting on ,with an even thick-
ness. For this reason it is generally
applicable only to fiat surfaces. Parts
of a gilded picture frame which are
molded into waving surfaces- generally
reetere genuine golf leaf to cover them,
has been adopted in China. The eggs
are placed in tiers in a large basket
twice the size of au ordinary barrel, Plant a Tree.
which is thickly hued with hay and When eating a goad pear or apple
r r
• bya tight
carefully closet from thrahsave the seeds and pt:tut them either in
fitting cover of twisted straw. In three a flower pot, where they will semi -
days' time the egs;s are taken out and nate before loug, or else directly in the
replaced in a different order, those at
the surface being put in the lower tier.
This is repeated every third day for a
fortnight, when the eggs are removed
from the basket and placed on a shelf
in another room, being carefully cov-
ered with bran, In 0 day or two the
chickens chip the shells and make their
appearance hi the world. The success
of this method is attributed to the fact so negle
that the animal beat of the egg;, being •
will enjoy the harvest. It is just the
d bythe basket, which i• form
ical kindling wood." In reply, from the
erudite managing editor: "you seem to
be worrying yourself over a mere
trifle, Mr, Reno. What is a split infini-
tive anyway?" "A split inductive,'
replied Reno after a moment of
..t•ton
'incl usea attachment e
t t
"is an at ac n
thought, ,
farms. It is a small implement that
we fasten to the nose of a calf when
we wish to wean it from its mother."
How Eggs Are Hntehed In China.
A. curious method of hatching eggs
garden, when they will come up next
spring. To prevent their loss the place le
must be covered as a mark. It takes P
a number of years before they bear 1 p,
fruit, but to see the progress of growth
from year to year is always luterest- I y
ing. People often think it is not worth !
While for them to plant trees. They ►
will not live to have fruit of them and l'
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SP[GIAL
pRIGErrrtSALE
OF NUMEROUS LINES OF
so
ase Gooi:sJ
TO CLEAR, OUT QUICKLY.
.1 fete only of the many lines can be mentinred here, such as:
Ladies? Astrachan Coats and OaDes, Collar-
ettes, Caperincs, Rufrs, Boas, Muffs, etc.
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.t large assortment of LADIES' CLOTH JACK]': i'S must be
cleared out at YOUR PRICE to make room for other mods.
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Ladies' heavy fleece•lined Hosiery, Puritan brand.
A special line of Dark and Light Flannellettes,
Leen and Damask Curfair.s,
Dark Prints, Tv;etds, Cottanades, Etc,
Readyto Wear Suits, odd sizes.
Mcn's and Toys' high cellar dt;nble•breabtcd Reefers.
Men's Twccd Overc..ats, usual prices front el°C0O to el ').00,
now fie,m -'''5.C'O to $.iiAO.
Boys' Suits. Men's Odd I'...nts.
COI. ORE1) PRESS 000DS, regular 25e, for !2'rc.
�l nicelline heavy Melton, always sold for 30e, now 25e. 4
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CARPET! CARPET!
A sl;celnl line Reny} Jute Carret, to he sold at 1 e. nsutilly 20c.
Ilil,.and miss Tapestry Carpet. Weaves, splendid value, 25e,
�l better line, nice calors and patterns, f.,r :t3)e : ati'l loan,' other
lines equally good value.
OILCLOTH AND LU OLEWil
LintJean's frr•m 1 to 4 t to ds Hide are goods yen e:Irl nave from
10 to 55 per net t• on.
It is to your roc et v e .el l' al. Morey vveti t) Ent is a i�1Ci)sul•e to all.
Call and tee these goCth.
Produce
Taken
As Usual.
rename to b Individual egotism which causes so
ed o1 material not conducting caloric,
is sufficient to support annual life and classes of society in many ways.—
develop it. Hartford Times.
Poor L"rotvning.
Frowning, sitting dowel daily after Great Heads and Little wit.
breakfast to write so many line, be Great men are usually said to have
tet-
hering that be was bound to du so and : great memories, but it does not fol -
it With worth doing! That isa pitiful I low that all who have great memories
spectacle. What a grotesque illu»ic:t are great men. I remember an idiot
duty noel become! Browningis a prop. : in Ohio who was a great curiosity
er target for criticises, for the wirketl, ninny year ago. He knew the whole
est criticism. He was not writing for Bible by heart from beginning to end,
a livelihood. Think of it! IIe had an and if any verse was read or repeated
independent income, and yet he wrote, to him be could tell exactly in what
wrote, wrote—what? "Sor,leUo" "Fi• ; book and chapter it was to be found
fine at the Fair," "Prince IiohenstIei• and its verse number In the chapter.
Schwangau " And he bypnotized a por- : tie was considered a great marvel in
tion of the British public into the idea ; this particular, but in every other he
that there was something in it until in was a mental imbecile and could not
despair they formed a society with ap• be trusted even to feed himself.
paratus for cracking these nuts—to
find them all empty.—John Davidson IFor a Shave de Luxe.
in Author. ; "Let me give you n tip for which 1
The Journalist. ; think you will be grateful," said a lo -
The journalist alone has the privilege cal barber in one of the downtown
of molding the opinion, touching the shops the other day. "Always main -
hearts and appealing to the reason of sm leaifpleasant
e feeling
when in and o a barber's
slighthundreds of thousands every day. The
soldier may 'wait forty years for his chair for the purpose of being shaved..
opportunity, most lawyers, most phy- When the face is in a smile and the
siclans, most clergymen, die in obscur- muscles are relaxed it is very much
ity, but every single day opens new easier for the barber to run over it
doors for the journalist who bolds the with a razor. This is especially appli-
coufldence of the community and has cable to persons who have a tough and
the capacity to address it. wiry beard."
much unhappiness and affects all
Enmity. Explained.
"Pangborn is niways making those
classical allusions. What did he mean
by saying that even Domer nods?"
"Eh? Oh, yes! You see, Homer was
blind, and so they never could tell when
, its was asleep until he nodded. All
LiverPurify the Blood, and put the gidneys in proper working order,
'If you are teoubled with a pain in the back, take a dose of Oil of Pines ou going to bed, and yon will find the pain gone I those classical things are simple
in the morning. We speak thus positively because we have never known the remedy to fail, its effects in such cases being
yob will not have his big bills to pay, enough when you understand 'em:"
next ee magical, Do not hesitate to buy a treatment of this 'medicine. Be sensible. Seep the doctor out of your house and
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The happiness and good health .I have derived from the use of your celebrated remedy called "Oil of
Pines" prompts me that it is my duty to give yon a true testimonial as to the merits of your famous medicine, and by
so doing let the other sufferers of Asthma know of the only sure and speedy care for that distressing disease. I am
now a man nearly seventy years of age, and I have suffered nearly fifteen years of severe tortune from that deeded
disease, Asthma, it robbed me of my sleep and rest nights upon nights, and I have had to get up out of my bed as
often as dill or seven tithes daring the night. 1 haye ttied a score of doctors and have used all kinds of so-called cures,
I have used inhalers and snuffs, but I received no results, they were only so'oallcd cures, One day last April Mr.
Dykes who is the manufacurer of the "Oil of Pines" ealled at my house, I was induced by him to try bid discovery,
and I did, The result of the confidence 1 placed in that young inan's word] is that I have never lost one night's sleep
51091 took his $5 treatment and I feel like a new man in general. I can say sincerely that I would not begrudge if I
had paid $t000 for these six bottles of "011 of Pines," Now I desire every one to understand that this testimonial is
given of my own free will and that I gave it because I felt it my duty to give it, and also because I feel it my duty to
let other sufferers ktiow the right remedy to buy, so that they will not Waste their money in neeless medicines, the
same•as 1 did. I say 'without any hestitation that I consider "Oil of Pines" is the only certain and Are cure for
Asthma. I will conclude by saving that the $51 invested in "Oil of Pines" got. for me a cure 1 have tried for 15 years
to get, and paid in that time neatly $1,000 without success until I got "011 of Pines."
Yours With the most sincere gratitude, Soltve!o i STEWAUT, 11annceh, Ont.
for Sale at. all Drug Story s&
I+T• B. --If your storekeeper or druggist doee not handle Oil address orders tb Prof. 0. M,17, ked, Remelt, Ont., Pro-
prietor end Manufacturer. Ani orders promptly filled and forwarded to'all parts of•tl'. S. and Canada upon receipt of
.price. 'hake no bubstitute. None genuine unless Dykes! Oil of Pines,
Dimgraeeful.
Mrs. Tittle—Wasn't it disgraceful the
way these women talked during the
play last night? Mrs. Tattle—Well, I
should say O. Sarah SnoOkins was
trying to tell me the fuss in the Brin-
dles family, and those two women
made such a clatter I couldn't bear
more than half she said.
The ConOdaat$.
Well—Do you know you are in the
habit of talking to yourself? I wish
'd get r it ]tell Why? Are
A Mean Trick.
A Huntsville nava has a book ou the
cover of which is a picture of a man
yawning. Whenever his wife begins to
lecture him he gets out the book and
reads it in front of her. She sees the
picture and has to stop talking to
yawn. Finally she becomes too tired
to talk.
Hew to Walk.
There is no virtue in a dawdling
saunter. The slow and languid drag-
ging one foot after the other, which
some people call walking, would tire
an athlete. It utterly exhausts a weak
person, and that is the reason why
many delicate persons think they can-
not
an
not walk. To derive any benefit from
the exercise it is necessary to walk
with a light, elastic step, which swings
the weight of the body so easily from
one leg to the other that its weight is
not felt and which produces a healthy
glow, showing that the sluggish blood
is stirred to action in the most remote
veins.
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P E'S
CELERY
COMPOUND
MAKES SICK
PEOPLE WELL.
`Mrs, �ti m. Cartetesof Mark/18)e. Ont , !
who thanks heaven and Patne's Celery
I Compound for her restoration to Health,
Isays:--
i .) •`After my baby was born I took
I grippe, and was in a very weak condi-
tion of health. My nervous system !
seemed to be• broken down and I had I
convulsions several times. I frequently
lost use of Ivy litnhs, I had severe night
The Snubbed One. sweats, was sleepless. despondent an,l
Ile (reading about the latest society • very nervous. I thought at tithes that I '
wedding)—They have a. lot to say about { wasbecgongme t close my reason.
that I could At
last I
what the bride wears, brit they have y
i move myself in bed. After a course of
nothing to say about the poor bride -
treatment treatment by able doctors, I was still !
groom. She—They have no need to, { Puffering, and en the brink of the grave. !
because it is a well known tact that be I was strongly advised by ti friend to !'
usually wears a worried look. melte use of Paine's Celery Compound. I
' To gratify the desires of my family I 1
used this medicine. In a short time
No (Winston For Alarm. appetite and sleep were better. After I
Percy Moneybags (who is eloping t use of the second bottle I was se amazed
with Deacon Poole:was daughter)-- end pleased with my improvements that ; 1
Darling, what if your father slaotltd I decided to continua the use of Paine's i
b, Celery Compound. I am happy to state
overtake us? She—Dont worry about ! that the use of nd bottles has nom
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.. a well amt favorably !mown house of solid
is ;�'•.'io1 .mantling. r•.ci;e'tl atrnigI'1 '•,"1t >alary
and Lxpeasees, paid ' dt 14t nt t t,y check
cin, t htni bdata,t:z ... 1',1,nt4. money
advencc•d. Poclttln per:cz,rent. ;1d'Lrt.s.
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ADVERTS
Order: for the insertion t.'' advertisements
such as tractl,•r. wanted, :,u.i u! s chances.
meehanies wants c1. arti,.•les tut sale, or in fact
any kind of au advt. iu say of the Toronto or
other city papers, etas be left at the Tu.tEs
uftk ,. Thi. work will rt ct ;t'• prcuint Attention.
and wilt:;a.rpeople .th,. n.,:uie of remitting
for and tin -warning •tdv'-itis,••n.•nts. Lowest
rates wilt be voted "n :'pnl•:att,.! , L,'uva
or send your next work o,•' tan.' kaon t.' th.�
TIME$ OFFICE. Wttltsh amt.
TRADE MARK%
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CO?YaiotrTS $t0.
Anpotie sending a slteteb anal description tarry
nuteltly ascertain our opint,"t free wtset's-'r utl
invoutinn is probably n•lt.'•_z.'ba�. tlamnni� arc.
ttottsltrtetlyronddenttaa taandbnnicortPalen,}
sent free. Nees: aeerey for seeur rg Patents.
Patents taken throauh P'.n t a Co. recav,
speca1t notice, without e.mra4•, ut tin
scientific American.
A handsomely t:iir'tra•'d '.:.kir. T,araest "1"•
dilation if n ,7• ,"'le ' 1 • , ^sou. Temp.
Y'•nr 'erc •,t.•r•,ts. k'. -•n! , '•l :.-= nowsues.e -t.
el 1t 1r V'.;' New t1i�J t. �'•ct' " SOI
ft„.„„, :'is....z; : ens.. •'o.:)
sit pietely
that, Percy. Pa has gone ahead to i restored in to new life and usefulness
you over — have the preaeher in readiness. i to my family. 1 sincerely thank God 1
you afraid I'll tell till of my secrets? , and aine's Celery Compound for my 1
Well—No; Pm afraid you'll tell all of I tosvardis.
I"Let's Inde in the workbasket, said
mine.
Conditioned.
wonderful restoration." l T(
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the mischievous gartet to the fun lov-
'Miss Sanford—Yes Mr. Plelder, 1 ing stocking.
will be yours on one condition. I+'ie1d' "Not by a long shot,' replied the lisle
er—Oh, that's all right. I entered Isar, . thread. "I'll be darned if 1; d0,”
yard with six,
A than rrho doe:t not hate evil tort There is nothing like taking scandal
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In the a inion
coil. , Of the world with
htroie fuddflCcrenlcq
hist does not love good heartily.•.•-Sptl1s by the beard and treat g p
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