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Huron Record, 1880-12-03, Page 2DISASTERS AND CRIMES, Lenge*, Mo., Nov. 17.-W1110 J. Morden, a murderer under 'sentence of death, con- fined in the jail here,has been ]released by the sheriff's Kielce, a girl fifteen, years old, with whom he has eloped. The girl has been the prisoner's principal custodian of late. It is .not thought probable that Martin will be captured alive, as he is a desperate character and armed with a Spencer rifle, which h, took from the jail, BOSTON, Masa., Nov. 17.-4 special Wor- ceeter dispatch says it is rumored that two powder mills or storehousesat Barre, Mass., exploded last night. The shook was distinctly felt at Worcester. Nothing bas been heard in Boston as yet; of the *extent of the, dis- aster. Onuses, Ont,, Nov. 17. -Mr, Swoetnam, PoBtoffice Inspector, caused Francis. Mitchell to be brought before the Police Magistrate this afternoon on a charge of stealing letters from boxes in the Oshawa postoffiice, which had been left unlocked by the holders.. Mitchell admitted his guilt, and will be tried tomorrow. New Yeas, Nov. 18. -Major Nelson, army paymaster,is. on trial on a charge of misap- propriating the Government funds. Yester- day he acknowle4ged his guilt of the embez- zlement of (18,000, for which' ilia bondsmen are liable. TORONTO, Nov. 18. -.-The tailoringestablish- ment.. of Wm. Muldrew, on King street was burglarized early this morning, .and made up clothing to the value of over 0100 -carried off, Subeegnently 'Constable " Sheehan arrested a. young man named George Adams,' a resident of Lombard street, with the goods in his pos- session. . • Sam HARBOR, L. L, Nov. 19. ---Mrs. Brush while drawing water from a well; fell headlong to the bottom, a distance of 80 feet. She had her neck broken and was killed. '. Now Yon; Nov. 19. -The Tribune's Cum- berland, Md., dispatch reports that Thomas Mcdardeil, ex -City Clerk, and -it Democrat, will publish a card charging thatFrankl3rady, a miner; personated RobertLindsay in Price's affidavit, and confessed thesame to McCar= dell. The latter says that 'Brown, a :promi- nent citizen and State Inspector of mines;' was a witness to Brady's confession. • CHICAGO, Nov. 19. -Yesterday the empties train ran into a freight train, at Edgewood, killing the conductor and' fatally injuring a brakeman. • MERRI rroN, Nov. 18. -Last might, aboiit.8 o'clock, a fire broke out in the carding room of the Merritton Cotton Mills,.and would have proven a disastrous conflagration bot for the great efforts put forth by the hands andvil- lagers, who, owing to the early hour, turned out in large numbers • and succeeded in es.- tin uishiu -it - -fihe laes-will„atao7tttt' WOO. ghi' _ • h ort ee t odsand'dollar "'beside s, d throwing the mills behind 1n "the rbusie'st part-`ofItte•' • year. "'- CINCINNATI,.Nov."18._KPitteburg•siispate"h announcesthat a great fire is raging there. It is said .that 'the works of. Wm. Bowen ds Co. are deetroyed: ' The fire communicated to: the confectionary establishment of Reynolds Bros. and the ,Sportsmen Club building, and threatens the destruction of the.whale Square,; bounded by Wood street, Fifth' street and Smithfield avenue. • BUFFALO, Nov. 1.9. -Herman Schmidt the Alleged husband of Mrs. Wahl°, : committed suicide earlythis morning by. shooting him- self through the head. NE Yon11, Nov:19.-Maargaret'McDonough; ---of Williamsburgh, was --committed-for--the- murder of her child, throwing it alive into a vault, and Carrie Kenstler is held an:accoasory. PRxaRoKE„Nov. 19.-A young man named McDonald was accidentally, shot through the heart at Fdrester's Falls afew days,ago while scuffling with some friends with a loaded gun in his hands. LONDON, Nov. 19.-- James ' Hipks, .who arrived in town from the north with •a flock of 35 sheep was arrested on"•attempting to sell the same, on suspiciot thathe had come by them dishonestly. He professedto be a butcher, and to have raised them, and; stated' that there wore nine lambs when there: proved to be 15. The flock were purchased at $5 a piece, the money to be paid over Whet the bank opened. The police, however, got wind= of the transaction; and Hicks was *merged. It was found that;on:driving through theta gate this morning . Hicks. had no money to pay the toll and, asked' the -gate- keeper to collect the amount from'his.wife, who would shortly come rip,: the keeper; •how- ever, took one of the sheep as security. ,The man has been remanded till Monday next to sae if the matter is all right. . O1ATTAN000a; Tenn:, Nov.. 18. -Captain O'Neil's saw and gristmill, a mile from Sterne son, Alabama, was blown up to -day by the bursting of the boiler, and was totally de-. etroyed. Two white and two • Colored' men were killed; and two' colored men probably fatally and two. white men seriously wounded.- The pause was carelessness of a negro 'engi- neer. New Yoax, Nov. 19. -The body of a man, supposed to be Andrew J. Gillen, •the niur- dorer of Miss Mary Sigerson, was found' in the water at Clifton, L. I., today. John Bowden; a sailor, who was taken from his sinking vessel in mid -ocean by a perusing steamer and brought to this port, died of starvation on Wednesday. His stomach had been so long without food .that it rejected nourishment. Some of the orew had died of starvation before•the_ steamor•took'off the sur- vivors, who were all in : an - ema'ciated condi- ion, The vessel was a Glasgow bark,•bouna from St. Domingo to New York. • • Tbirty.four robberies have occurred in the township of East Orange, N. J., during the past four months. ' The . residents are greatly alarmed and have formed a citizens' protective association, witli;a view of arming men to patrol the streets at flights LAORAWAxEN, Pa., Nov. ; l9. -Burglars en- tered the house of Joel 'Shannon early this morning, and after chloroforming the in- mates, ransacked the apartments. ,Mrs. Shan- non will likely die from the effects of the drug. New Yonit, Nov. 19 --lt is reported to the palioe that Sarah Walsh, aged 19, had been poisoned by drinking sothe water in which opium had been placed by an 'unknown person. COLUMnus, 0., Nov. 19. -The . pay cat of the•Hooking Valley Railway, when clear Lan - easter to -day, collided with a train on the Cincinnati '& Muskingum Valley Railway, wrecking both trains badly and fatally iota - Mg the engineer of the Hooking engine, CHICAGO, Nov. 19. -Edward Powers con- fessed tonight to having shot and killed a Chinaman, Yee Mon, and claiming that he acted in self.defense, Pam .DELpz is., Pa., ,Nov. 20. -Nearly all the passengers in the Bleeping oar from 'Washington on Thursday night were robbed. The amount stolen aggregated $7,000. MArav1LLR, Ky., Nov. 20.-Cyrus4 Ewing yesterday stabbed attd killed Reuben Gaunt, 4 against who he had a grudge. Both were colored, .; Columna, Tenn,, Nov. 20. -Emanuel Johns son (colored), a section hand on the Nashville do Decatur Railroad, shot and killed the fore- man, John Booth (white), because Booth dies charged him, Tohnson will bo lynched if caught, New Yoas:,Nov. 20. -Mrs. Careline Janes, an aged lady, wee, knooked down on her ewn doorstep fast night, and beaten, gagged and robbed of, 0400 in money and a package of jewelry. The money was ,the savings of 'a lifetime, and was carried in a belt around, her waist, the lady being afraid totrust the banks. The robbers escaped. Hamm, N. S,, Nov. 20.-A terrible acci- dent osourred on the western bound train to- night, near Newport station, by which a. brakeman named G. Riley lost his life. He is supposed tb have fallen while passing over the train. Hie head and legs were severed from the body.. He has relatives in Corn- wallis and leaves a wife and children, NEW YORE, Nov. 20, -Henry Van Asbern, a. railroad employe, aged 32, •residing in West Hoboken, murdered his wife early this morn- ing,- kicking her to heath. Vaii-Aebern has been arrested. He says they did not live happily and thatboth were drunk and quarreled. He also *aye that his wife was. enciente. • The only % liners of the primo was the murderer's eight-year-old eon. After kicking her in the face and abdomen and neck, Van Asbern washed the blood from his victim anddragged. her by the hair .into a bed. She was comely in dppoaauoe, but her face was'badlybruised and mangled. The murderer had previously borne a good character and has three children. He expects to be hanged. BexamvILLe, Nov. 20. -William Hazelette,. a resident of Tyendenaga, on Tliuraday laid information against three men, one of. whom is named Munro and the other two Markle, charging them with having assaulted and hottest him with wagon stakes whilst driving home. He was left' for dead on the road;:but was picked' up and cared for by some persons passing. Poeassrouxrl, N. H., Nov. 20. -The body of William Calory, a seaman attached to the schooner J. J. Clark, was found in the mrd near Trediek's wharf this morning. There are suspicions of foul play. • THE PRAIRIE PROVINCE. Election it Winnipeg -. Meeting of the Legislature -Buffalo. Wninzezo, Nov: 18. -The date of holding the local election for Winnipeghas been fixed forDecember 4th. Premier Norquay, in ad- dressing a meeting in the interest of Mr. Iiewell,-announced-•-that--a•--writ-had be'on' -issunoroinadour: mak:fixed ibr he= 27th inst.; atd polling for December 4th. Be• aide "saidtliat" at tliei eneuing`ees'siotr of -the" Dominion Parliament measures would be sub- mitted fortheextensionof the boundaries of the province. The Official Gazette. issued last. night summons tothellfanitoba•Legislature to meet in this city on December.lGth,:for the dispatch of business, • The house will probably sit a short time, and then adjourn. The• Tinter assigue.as anent: for'._ tho.aaserabling of the. representatives at this early date; .that it for the passage of : legfsliition connected with the proposed extension of the boundaries of the province, in order to enable a; concurrent measure to.be carried through • the Dominion Parliament at its enaning'sessi'on. • " -Bus a are reports• as plentiful on Uans- dian •territory, forty- miles east'of Fort• Walsh, and numerous herds have been observed' mov= lug in . a northwesterly direction from Deer River ' to the South .Saskatchewan. . This augurs well for the successful solution' of the Indian question for another year, as failing it the entire Indian population would be thrown on the charity of the Government to prevent their starvation. > , • WHAT IS A COLI? BATH? • The season of the year when very many people who have experienced pleaauro .arid' advantage from a daily cold bath have to dis- Continua the practice is come... Monthswill elapse before the return of genial weather will allow of their indulgence • in what may be termed man's natural stimulant. Amongthe young and robust there aro a large number, who are able to bathe. even in the'.depths.-of winter ; • the advantage of so doing is, how- ever queeitionable. Bu. lot . jt ,be, once well uhderatood what a cold bath really is.. and the course by.which.we can avoid Scylla and Charybdis will be obvious. A cold bath is not necessarily a bath. in water. of the tem- perature of the atmosphere: A bath•is truly and really cold when it produces a .certain physiologica . effect - a:• alight momentary shock' followed by a pleasant and lasting re- action. These effects are for'the majority of people 'meat pleasantly obtained by bathing in water about 35 0 'to 40 ° below the' temperature.of the body -the usual temperature of unheated water ;iia June'and 'July. Bearing this; in mind we can enjoy our physiological " gold" bath as safely and pleasantly at Christmas as at midsummer, and' there is. no necessity for the most:timid or weakly to discontinue his morning tub•because the summer weather is over, When: the water sinks below a temper- ature of 600, let it be boated; to that point and then used, and we shall still have our "cold" bath, though of heated' water.The< daily stimulant•effect of such a bath is so' beneficial to tlier•,r "d•Phiajority of,pereone and is of such marked eervioe in maintaining health, that it is very important to have it widely known that a.00ld bath may be• taken all the year round, provided cold is not wits.,..ta I.te mean "at the temperature of the outer air." To heat our bath during the winter months is too often. thought to to un- manly, while in,reality it is truly scientific, and to bathe in unheated water all the year round, whatever the temperature that water may be, is to prove one's self an ignorant slava of outward circumstances --Lancet. SHEIK ABDULLAH. He Proposes to Make; the Kurds an In- dependent People. A gentleman connected with the American Mission at.Oroomiah has Piet furnished the nubile with the first authentic description of the aims, object and extent of Kurdish move- ment in Eautern Persia. He finds its origin. in the long cherished schemes of Sheik Abdullah, The deference paid this Kurdish chief by the Turks is due to the exalted rank given him by the Soonnu Moslems through- out Tyrkey; Arabia and even Africa. He is esteemed the third dignitary of the Faith, being next in rank to the Sheriff of Mecca. The Kurds have Come to regard him as their great prophet, and accord him implicit obedi- ence,. He is undoubtedly a. man of large ability and much tent. It had "been °evident for a long time that he had designs on Persia. Last year he attempted to resist the Prince Governor of Oroomiah on his way through certain border districts principally Kurdish in population to collect ; the rev- enues, The matter was 'then compromised. This year he tried by diplomacy to havo those districts placed -ender his control, guarantee-. ing their revenues to the Persian government, His eon, Sheik Abdel-Kadir, ' spent some time in Oroomiah thissummer negotiating on this point ; but the remit was' unsatisfac- tory, and the Sheik determined to try the issues of war. His design was thought to be ono of allying ' the Christians with him, -with a view to contemplated expulsion of the -Turks.from-Kurdiah territory.. He considered that autonomy was' as good for Kurds as for Bulgarians, Armenians and Albanians. $e knew he was"able to help themto noire it without begging assistance from any foreign power. He had a small supply of breech- loaders, gathered up from the debris of the Turkish lame in Armenia, and the Persians had none: Ile was shrewd enough to oulti- vate;friendly relations with the American mis- sionaries. for the sako.of tlieirconnection with British consuls. - •He asked for a profession- al visit from their medical' missionary. He returned themtwo or three horses which his subjects had stolen. He assured them of his purpose to rule with animpartial hand as between Moslems and Christians, and the Christiaps near him testify that of late years he has treated them well, though itis only about fifteen years ago he pulled down one of their ancient churches to build a mosque on the site. The Nestorian Archbishop residing noir him, a timid man, is greatly overawes by him, and is always afraid the Shiek may. find some provocation for,,turning his ireful despoticpower against him. For Shiek Ab- dullah is a stern ruler, andoertainly hassome ideas °•of,justice and right governp�ent-,q_uite far -sign -to. and Persiat courts of Jus- tin.. `Herat one Virile-out-oif•the$ead of -tem• of his subordinateswho was found to have taken a bribe Tn •personal appeerattn-he is - dignified 'ails pleasing,` and foreigners ":ivhe have Visited him have found him very agree- able and communicative: ''And, apart from the man and his aims, the establishment of an independent and powerful Kurdish state lea matter that will:attract deep attention in. 'Europe. Its bearings -'upon - the Christian populations that will fall within its borders .aro fvery serious nature. It is a new East- ern question Of scarcely` loss iimpo'rtauce;,than- the one that has so long engaged Euiopean attention'' ' .' • • , • U1 I I tie91 AND 11418 I.AMlT tlNOW they gather in their dance horses to ling' to -ah" a ceremony which consists of dancing around thefire and relating,. f.•a kind of song or chant, to the musie of a drum, their deeds ,pf daring in the past and indulging in promises of still more glorious ' ones in the future The result of the conflict, however, is not always in the Indian's favor; the beer porno - times • gets the best o1 it and handlesthe savage very roughly. Warsaw several natives who bore the marks of very severe scalp wounds, received in encounters with bears One Been at Hotham Inlet was, terribly muti- lated. Polar boars•are round listributed.overnoar- 1y the entire ocean. They are generally on the ice or in the vicinity, although instances are recorded of their being found at sea fifty riles from any land or ice.. They grow to an enormous size, Of six killed by us during the cruise the smallest would weigh -at least nine hundred pounds and the largest some thousand pounds. . They swim rapidly when pursued and seek to escape by diving, but can remain under tho'surface only a few seconds. When_yvounded they almost- invariably --tern and show fight --Captain Hooper. LATE NEWS NOTE. The -panic caused by the earthquake at Agram is subsiding, Three thousand inhabitants liave'left Du1- oigno owing to the.searoity of food., • Disastrous floods , are reported at various parts.-afItalggepsed by_a.deludge of rain. The Italian revenue receipts for, the present year exceed the budget estimates by ten 'mil- lion lire. A mutiny among the prisoners in jail at Dartmoor, County Devon, on Friday, was sup- pressed after two convicts had been killed. At a large free trade meeting at Madrid a demand was made for the reduction of customs tariffs, with a view ofobtaining concessions from other countries. George Augustus •Sala says of Edwin Booth : " I went away with the conviction that I had seen a very conscientious, refined, and appreciative, but somewhat old-fashioned Hamlet;" TheyWesleyane are preparing for a great oecumenical congress of. the chief- repreeenta- tivee of their faith, and at which .. delegates will be present from France, Australia' and America, representing a million members of the W eslyan .Church. • A Paris dispatch says it is announced that 590,000. Panama canal shares will be issued at 500 francs each The issue will . take place in America, in London, Amsterdam, B_etlin.,_-and...Switzerland bathe will, probably be. made in Paris on the'llth of De-_ cembor • A 'Copstanti4ieple• • dispatch says: Two 'thousand -Turkish troops -have .:been_sent_to • Volo. ,Tho members of the Albanian.League at Scutari continuefavorable id the session. of Duleigno but the chief of the Leaguoraises difficulties it the way of carrying the;plan to fulfillment, � ' A•Paris dispatch says In tae Chamber. of deputies Ori Saturday, M.'Chauveau"(Bonapar. tist) complained that President Gambetta had disregarded the rules of the House: in the Baudry-d'Asson-affair.: M-,Gambotta; nhaL_ aeterised the action of the. 'bkpolled deputy and his friends as rebellion. o A Vienna dispatoli-says : Four thousand. AustrieeermanConstitutionalists met •here Sunday and made an impoain demonstration against.. the federalistic ten. envies -o - Government.-- Resolutions 'were-,passed=`de glaring that.ihe_foderalistio tend'encies.of_'the Solana are dangerous, to Austrian unity and calculated to sow discord between the nation=' attics. ' . A dispatch from Teheran nye the excite- ment among the .. inhabitants .of Urumyiah against the Christiane, eepeoially the -.Ameri- can missionaries, for their supposed compli- city with the Kurds :is increasing. • ' The Christians, however, have convinced, "the Persian authorities that' their suspicions, are baseless. Two thousand'bodies are lying Un- buried in the environs of ;ousebolak.• The death of the Persian commander•in•ohief is confirmed. Earl Baconsfield's new novel "Itlndymion" will be published toward the end of this month.. It hae been generally' reported that Mr. Gladstone was to figure in ts.pages; and possibly to .bcamentioned in as complimentary. a fashion as -Professor Goldwhi Smith was in " Lothair." ` But upon the very best.. author- ity it is stated that this is not the case. The. Longmans have paid £10,000•for ..the .Jnanu• script. No such price was ever heard of tib- iae for a novel. The interest of the literary,. social and political world is concentrated on the new book, the first edition of . which • will be of twenty, thousand copies: ^ ' Le Courrierdu..Canada editorially announces that a company is being fermed''for the eon: struetion of a railway, from' Quebec to Murray Bay by way of Ste. Anne do Beaupre, and that an aat of incorporation,will likely•be asked for the next session, of the ]coal House. It ie expected the pilgrims to and from Ste. Anne's will be 'a large source of revenue, and that theoounties through which the lino will pass will ytiliee it to bring, their products to mar- ket. • Oh ! mamma ! Is°it snowing ?" • "Yes, darling, it has just begun." • "Isn''t-it nice, mamma-;-you-know'wanted to live to hear the sleigh -belle again."• "Hush, my.ohild,. mamma will not let you die.: No, darling; you shall have many sleigh rides yet before;you die." "No, not :many, mamma ; if T could just have one it would be so him." . It•was ast Tuesday and alittle girl whobad seen' 'the snow. come and go nine times lay dying in her humble 'hone on St. Antonia street- Weeks and weeka'the fever had burned within her; and its fierce fire showed itself in the deep. blue eves ifnd the lovely; ;innocent face. The mother, an ever conatant' watcher at the suffe'rer's pillow, had never given up hope, but the child with that knowledge which seems to come. to all before death,: knew'_ she would never join her merry playmates=overon theca pool ground. Day. by day .ars .the fevei burned sfie had wished for the snowto edam and when the white, flakes. fell the other da the loving mother changed the child's pottition that she might, unwarned, catch the *first glimpse , of the fleecy snow.' The child gazed outinto the flurried air'long:and earnestly and then when the pain made her writhe, she turned at ap- pealing look to the sad; faced mother and said : . '' But, -mamma, I ddn'tbelieve I shall ever have another sleigh -ride. Now promise me if this, snow is on the ground when I"div you'll have my coffin carried to the grave ox a sleigh.". Why, my sweet child, why do,you make' such a request ? . You shall not die -you wil grow better to -morrow." But, mamma,'' promise me, •will you Please mamma, please." "Yes, darling, yes." Oh, thankyou, mamma -that's so nice.. See,,it is growing dark outside. Pull the bed nearerthe window, mamma, so that I ein see the' street lamp. There, secs-the-eflakes- they glisten just-liko-diamonds.: It will be sleighing in the morning, mamma;nndl shall hear the belle." - • " ;Like the snow flake that falls upon , the warm earth, she molted awayand no one knows whether she woke to hear the mucro and Bells on that Morning we shall all oae day open our. eyes upon. Yesterday passers-by turned to look at a small funeral procession, and wondered why the undertaker had put his hearse upon run- nel's so early in the season. -Detroit .Free Press. • • There are 170;pupils attending the even- ing classes of the School of Art and Design of Montreal, The claesos are free: ---The Freeman's Journal, Dublin, nye : We urge the Land League to make war without quarter upon assassins and akulkers, not for the sake of their own character, which is not at stake with rational mon, but for the interestof their' agitation,which is. If the same Gazette which' probably will offer a reward of £1,000 from the Crown for the apprehension of the Skibbereen'murderers announced a re- ward of 41,000 from the Land League . for the acme o'bjeet, the League would be using their matey Wisely and would promote the object for which- it was subscribed, They have more to fear than the landlo ds from revolvers in the Laude of madiuen.' IIl►WINNIJITBEA/i9. These Indians live lttyhunting bears; moose, wolvice and reindeer and trap mink and foxes. In the summer they hunt with guns ; in the winter,'when game cannot run fast • on ac- count of now, the bow and arrow are used. Black bears aro killed with a knife or spear. It is considered disgraceful to shoot : them. When an Indian meets a black bear, he ap- proaches within a few . feet ; the bear stops, faces him and rises on hie haunches prepared to give him a hug. The Indian then draws his knife with great deliberation, and address- ing the bear 'says, ." i know you are not afraid ; but neither am T. 1 am as brave res you are." Then advanoing cautiously' he im- proves the first opportunity when bruin is off his guard to give him a thrust with the knife in a vital spot, and the gavage has one more deed of valor to boast of to hie friend's when. ILIO W.. A U;i'11O1iO 'WORK. Thomas Bailey Aldrich writes his stories over three times before they go:to press. -Tse- change Shakespeare, Dickens, and Thad`lt. Bray wroth rL ir$ feet' brief linea" only once, but they "'Wee/if no acoount compared with Thomas Bailey Aldrich. --Troy Press. The Press take a little wide of the mark in this matter. How Shakespearewrote no man can tell. ,His method are ae shadowy as his manuscripts. Dickena•we know to have .been, with all his apparent ease, a most careful and laborious writer, interlining and erasing al- most as finically ne Balzao. Thackery, on the other hand, used to cover;hiti paper with all sorts of figu'ros and fantaatio shapes before he began to write at. all; That he was a. pains- taking writer is self-evident. The fact of the matter is, it is only shallow, gloppy, ephem- eral writers, who dash off So many pages by the hour and novels by the year. The work that lives' is the result of hard, patient study, labor, revision and final review. -New York Commercial Advertiser, ORO, OARDNER'9 Latt16-1KRLl'1 • '(Detroit Tree Pressed " Lae' nice de ole woman an' I went •out to atten' a leetle banquet at de home of a nay - bur;" began Brother Gardner es the dust settled down. " ring's was movie' off as slink as a boy siidin' down a cellar door when ole Judge Spooner remarked .dat it was an airly fall,. Attorney -General Blossom replied dat he'd aeon a good many airiier falls clan dia. A dispute sot in den an' dar; an' afore it ended seberalguests had der' heads punched an' de feStiiities war' broken up. It as cum from two men, disputin ober suthin' of no conse- quence, an' suthin' bate war' ignorant about. You will notice dat de less some men know about fings de more •sot dey will be in argy- went. Dey seem to imagine dat load talk an' obstinacy will kiver up want ob knowledge. De puason who am ready to fight ht defense ob his argyment feels de weakness ob his side. De Olsson who atioks to a And bekase ho said • it was so am a bigot an' not worf mindin'.' Argyments keep,prinoiples burnished up, but dar-sen a dividin' lint' between argyment an' - -• abuse, .'Seo to it dat you deals' cross die line. , De man who can't argy en' not lose, his tem: per am too -weak minded to be convinced by argyment. De man who won't reasonam a bigot.. De man who can't be convinced. am a fool'an' shouldn't be meddled wid twice., Wo 'will, now puma arta. do reader pro- . ' gramme," -ETITIONS.' There More sixteen petitions on the Secre tary's dosk, representing ten States .and the Indian Territory, The most interesting came from Now Orleans, and read as follows ., . GxNTs,-I am known as the•great Southern Mocking Bird. I imitate twenty.fonr species of birds, from the stately ostrich to the tiny , canary. I, warble; I carol. • I twitter. "I ebitter. I break forth into sweet song. My a business standing can be certified to here in the custom' house. My moral: standing will be guaranteed by the First African, Baptist Church of this city. ' I believe I would be a 'valuakle addition to your club, and I there. fore forward my humble application.. Very' truly, PAaxionatT8 dorms. A. M.' Gen. Piebald Smith arose and said that, he could vouch for the cbaraoter of the applicant, havingknown hint for the past ten years, and on his motion the rules wore suspended and Mr.' Jones was placed among the candidates for election, ' • - • ore A0AIN. The•Committee on Harmony reported that the Concord School of Philoseophy and the • Chicago Chamber of Metaphysics • were again bythe•ears,:and-had•asked"•the-assistancethe Lime -tile Club to settle their dispute.. The. Conoorders held that nature' couid not • make a • mistake ;- the Chicago philosophers contended that she' could be thrown off her bal`ano 7--Noither World rettede "the 1Fo.•-• eition taken and the club was appealed to, "I wish de dispute had bin•on de' anbjeot of been: or'taters," observed the'old man as he soratobed the paid spot on his head:. "Kin nater' be.frowed•dffher balance? Dat's'cot din' to haw we look at it.' If I've got inycorn planted an'; hung up ie hoe an' 'long comes a week's rain, I pat de • ole gal on de bank: If . ` • my naybnr war jietready to plant, he,gin..de,:' o e ady away in ferocious language an kions de dawgall ober de•house. De(knead folkaas should. change dar' assertion to : Nater' can not favor one -without offendin' ander. As to de second,•>Natur',has :no pertiokle track to'' `• abble-on-;-one-day am' gloms an de nes' Wet.. She -roars an' raves, an' she sings an'' sighs., an' wehave.to take it its it Domes.'She hes no balance, an' she can't be depended on; Darfore de Chicago folkses should give wagon de original dispute an? sot 'up de. -claim dat Natur' am erratic.: De dub will den be in full sympathy wid'em, fur,wp have seen '']even' sorts of weather heah*in two days, an' ,party short days, too." ' USE. moCarniveioua 'Mozart,,.a leading citizen of Cohoes, N. Y., „forwarded a " communication In which lie, stated that be was the inventorof a hew method for faete5 eg bootstraps, ands he. desired to pass over half his interest in the inventipn'to".the 'club, in• ease it would go in with hien and secure a'patent and work up 'a demand for the'now style. " De Sekretary will let him down softly,. but at the -same time inform him dat the club can't. see' any mony in it,':" replied- • Brother Gardner. ."Factis as we all know,• straps am' fastened' to bate -legs merely, for' chow. !When it.00mes down to biznoet., de bizness man cut holes in de bute logs for hie • angers, an' de butes have got to come on or' the uppers give way.". , DON'T BELme I a IT.'• . - . Under ilato ,oft Selma, Ala., Shadrach Shakeshin, a prominent colored man in that , locality, informed the club that a' strange and a relent darkey, calling himself the.. " New Heater," was passing about among hie • race' ail 1 eretondiug to work miraculous cures by • the' laying on of, hands, burning locks of theirwool, burying their stockinge, etc; His cap- ital in trade was' the statement that he had cured Col. Higham, of the Limo•I iln Club of the habit of stuttering by'givinghim u' -pow • • . der to wear in his boots for a week. • "' I b -b -b -rend d-dat as a f-f-f-alsthood i"• exclaimed the Colonel from his seat down the . hall.: • • .' " If he ober triad it on ;de.Kernal be failed, n' failed bad," remarkedthe President, "De , culla race better lot sick ole pokes •alone," •, embalm new. • • The janitor begged leave to state that ho had received at the hall during the past week, '. at the hands of a prominenteitizon of 'Toledo, the tomahawk worn by Tocumseli when that great chieftain went to grass to rise no snore: - Ho had' 'started to take it home ,to put a handle in it and sharpon it up, but had lost it on'the'street. • Ho was very sorry, he said,:, and was willing to buy the next gallon of kerosene out of his own funds. The hall .grow• still as death as hp ceased speaking. A long minute paned before Brother Gardner rose and said :. "Do man who accepts. a posiahun of•pub•'" lie trust an' confidence mus' anffer if ho re- laxes his vigilance. While we. kin replace dis tomahawk wid forty or fifty oddcrs car'd by; do old.injun when be fell, wo.mus' not ober look de fuck dat our trusted otlishnl was' lax • in his Booty. • 1 shall darforo fine him $400 an' oasts 1" The janitor sank back in his chair, shaking.. in every limb and vividly realizing that his Christmas stocking would be as empty as apace, and the triangle Bonneted to close the meeting, It is probable that an effort will be made by the friends of the victim to have the fine re mod at the next mee ng, aghe could net 'pay the Num as it stands a day under 142. ' years. . --The grain orop f Italy is this year larger by ono -third than in 1879. . • - -The Montreal Telegraph Company has disposed of its interests in•tho telephones in the Dominion to'the Bell Telephone Com. "puny for. $75,000. Soong to be money in the Hello business. -The boys in the gallery of a St. Louie theatre did not like the 'Lemilia in "Mazeppa.' They hissed and hooted at her a' while, and finally tore up the bombers, the fragments of which they throw at the unfortunate actress. She was hit by manual of the Missiles, and the performaneo camelato a riotous dote. , • . • • •