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The Wingham Times, 1904-10-06, Page 3CRAM Pain in the. Stomach, Ptiarncma, Dysentery, Colic, Cholera Cholera Infantum, Seasickness, sled all4ci>40 s o Sumner Coln - plaint are quickly cured by Dr. Fowler's PBtraut o . 'Wild .Strawberry. It has been used by thousands for* nearly sixty years --and we have yet to bear a complaint about: iter action. A few doses :lave often cured when all other remedies have failed. Its action is Pleasant, Rapid, Reliable and Effectual.. Dr..Fowler's Extract of Wild . Strawberry is the original Bowel Complaint Cure, Refuse Substitute$, They're D2ngeroUS. CURIOUS FACTS There are 12,00 boys and .1,069 pirls in the industrial echoois of Great Bei- tain. It is said that over 20,000,000 acres cf land in this country are owned by Eng- lish, people. At the entrance of Druid park at Bal- timore is the following somewhat con- fusing sign: "Cyclists entering* this park must carry belles." Until a few years ago, little attention was paid in Germany to athletic sports To -day tennis and football are said to be p4ore popular than in the United States. yu Thi{{"�i%\'"•° FE Cen 3irae ; rter's Little Liver Pills. Mint soar teignaturo of sae Pa^, -Sidle Wrapper Below. Very small exact as easy to Mite an sugar. FOR HEADACHI'., FD11 DIMNESS. ITTLE FOR BILIOUSNESS. CARTER:8 I VER PILLS. FW TOMB IB LIVER. Fes CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION everts-11f'u0:71v= FMultATuI, [. ....raaaa'aa CURE eICK elEADACi1E. 1!:4-e BO Vrt.RS' rXPEilheleC€ este e tee ; r ^ TRADE MARKS Deslties COPYRIGHTS &C. Anyone sending a sketch and desoriptieh mai quickly ascertain our popinion free whether w , tionsstrictlyednUdenttaititandbookonPatentt' sent free. Oldest agency for securing Patents. Patents taken through Itumt et Co. receive special notice, without charge, in the Scientific iericati. Abaadeameli+'tliiirtrated weekly. Y.nrgest eir culation of any seientifla imtrani. Tonne. til .s ear; :cur months, onths, $1. Sold by nil newsdealetw lD011 &C8,36rBad\de^;i$eWion! n3na1 ofac.t2Iqt..Y:shn:,znn, D. i. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE TIMES A SPY'S CLOSE CALL leer. cines::1P om Impending Pante by a iClexer Newiwenee Buse. On the battlefield of Antietam ' Mr McClure met General W1lliam J. Palm. er, then a captain, and strongly urged him not to continue Iain `moveluents es fl SPY After Twee bed erosseal into Vieglgits, butt the gallant' yqung .soIdiei gave tie peomihle.ias to what fixe would be likely to do, rand the very first nigbl after Lee crossed the k'otomad be was again in Lee's camp and brought back important. information to !general Mc• Cteilau Again he returned and entered the Confederate lines, and when: he did net report after g, Weei it Was eesuntee that he bad been captured and would. probable. be executed as a spy, TYe bad been captured, was tried and con- demned as a spy and sentenced to be executed; but he was saved by a clever newspaper device determined upon after a conferenee. in ,'hitadelplea be- tween President J. Edgar Thomson .ot the Pennsylvania railroad, Colonel Scott and Mr, McClure, Thomson tools special interest in. Palmer, as he had been his secretary, and Was much attached to item. It wasdecided that Washington .ciete patches should be prepared for all of the Philadelphia morning papers aa- nouncing the arrival at the capital of Captain William J. Palmer, stating in what particular lines of the enomy be had operated, and Tidciingi tliat he had brought Much important: Information' that could not be given to the public at that time. These dispatches np- peared next morning in all the Pella- delphia papers,- prominently displayed,' and of course reacher' the southern lines within forty-eight hours. The result was that Captain Palmer's identity was never established in Rich, mond, anal bis execution was thus sue- pended. In a little while, when some prisoners had been exchanged, there was a vaeaney made in the list of the exchanged men by death. Palmer's friende Ilea •him take the place and name of the dead soldier, and he thus escaped and retained to ,the service, • ODD FACTS ABOUT COLOR. One of Thew is That Tliere Is No Food That is Blue. Did you ever notice that there is no blue food? We eat things green, red; yellow and violet; flesh, fish or plants in aII the colors of the rainbow except blue. Many deadly poisons are blue In col- or, such as bluestone• or the deadly nightshade flower. The color stands in our Slang for everything miserable and depressing. But this is only` one of a thousand queer facts about colors. Heat a bar of iron and the particles of the inetal are set in motion, -shalt- Ing violently one against another, • Preaeintly'the surrounding ether is set in motion in large, slow ',haves through the air, like the waves of the sea, until they break • upon our skin and give us the sensation of heat. As the iron gets hotter other waves are set in motion in immense numbers,` traveling at more than lightuing speed, and these break upon tlfe eye, giving us the sensation of red light. The redhot iron; getting • still more heated, throws Out other sets -of waves, still smaller and' more rapid -orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, all the colors of the rainbow. The eye cannot tell one from another; the whole bundle of rays mixed up gives us an impression' of white. That is the glow from white hot Iron, and suck Is the light frim -the still 'greater brightness rot the sun. Sunlight is a bundle of rays of , light -red, orange, yellow, green, bine, indigo and violet alI mixed together. The mixture of all colors is white light. Tho' absence of all color is utter darkness. An Odd Conrt Incident. Sensational incidents are not uncom- mon in the closing stages of famous criminal 'trials. One of the most re- markable oecurred in Melbourne on the last day ' of the trial of Ned Belly, known as the "ironclad bushranger of Australia." A knife dropped from a gallery Overhead and fell at the feet of the desperado In the dock. He bad every temptation to grasp it and put an end to his existence, for therewas not the slightest Chance of his 'escap- ing the gallows, But it was promptly picked up by a bailiff, and its owner was arrested 'and brought before the judge, He pleaded that the occurrenee was purely accidental, and the explana- tion Was accepted by the court. Concentration. The weakest living creature, by con- centrating his powers on a stogie ob. jest, cart accomplish something; 'rhe strongest, by disposing of his over. many, may fail to accomplish anything, The drop, by continually falling, bores its passage through the hardest roek. The hasty torrent rushes over it with hideous uproar and, leaves no traeo be- hihd,--Carlylei Weree Than the 'teeter 'Ten: "Only the ' upper ten go, to your church, don't they?" inquired the plaits person. "Yes," replied the organist of the eaten church, "bttt theeoro not a tit- eumstaneo to the uppish tenor in our Choir." tier etrikei. Mr, Benetliet--Da you know, my dear, I think We have a Pretty good cook? Ilosv does she strike yeti? Mrs. leenodiet--I+'or mere Wages about onee it week. Iger t herr. Gardener -This here is tr 'itobticee PIMA Ins full fleeter. Lade --1 o+tt'eery lnterestingi And how long Will it be before tial cIga riildt"'kl a* Korker'r, ....<_....... ,, s...,. ._- ._._.i TSE WINGBB .I ''IES, OCTOBER 6, 1904 Are just what every weak:nervaus, rune. down woman needs to melte her strong and well. They cure those feet, Ings of smothering and sinking that come on. at times, Mahe the heart beat strong and regular, give sweet, refresh- ing sleep and. banish head- aches and ner- vousness. "They infuse new lite. encs energy into •dispirited,health- ;battered women who beve come to think there is no mintier them. They cure Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Nervous Prostration, ' Brain Fag,' Faint and Dizzy Spells, Listessness, After Bffects of La Grippe and Fever, 4naelnia, General Debility and all troubles arising from a run-down system. forme 509. per box or 3 for sl.ma eft druggists oo• mailed by Tee T. MILBURN CO.. LIMITED, Toronto. Ont. Foolish Fear$. tOliicago Record -Retied.) •1 nsed to be ahfreid at night When all alone, without a light, I had to feel, my way to bed, I ?emoted ghostly -shapes were there Te Elie about nee, in the air, And listen while my prayers were said ; But that was very long ego, I've pot awav those foolish fears; We gather courage as we grow In worldly wisdom and in years. I used to tremble when I etole Back homeward front the swimming bole; My father, in thnse`'rlear old days, (Meld wield n. rots with fearful miaht, But he hes long sines ceased to sinite When I pursue forbidden ways. The dreadful beasts my fanov made To prowl at night bave disappeared: rhe !'hosts nay bovhood iteewere laid With other things that one I feared. Another feeeeo ne thins ie gone: .The "dreadful Cossack of the Don" Tern; nit to he a pnnv ohms: Nis very name nine made meepleire, But that was are be went to make a„ mess of minnpmeat of the Jan. The thinlra that fright ns here relnw Are Peltinm fv`erfnl Mime indeed; 'Tis ignorant that mnkee them se-. Pouf i on the Cascada and his breed. WHAT IS ANTI-PiLL? A- Somewhat Peculiar .Name-;Lxplaataed- . ]slow Dr. Leonhardt Came to Call his T'ixtnotts Prescription “Anti -Pill." Dr, Leonhardt found in his practice that ehronio constipation and its kindred complaints were the result of a dried -op condition of the nnicous membrane lin lug of the stomach and bowels. He in- vestigated further and found that this condition was invariably 'brought about. by the use of cathartics, which all con- tain a certain amount of resinous matter. After rhe first action of such medicines a resinous residue remains behinfl and this has a drying affect on the lining. of the stomach and bowels, He made up his mind to produce a medicine for all stomach and bowel de- rangements which would be entirely free from all resinous matter. After much experiment he succeeded, and to emphasize the difference between his treatment end the oldfasbioned treat - meats, be gave it the name "Anti Pill." Anti -Pill will cure dyspepsia, billions- ness, or constipation perfectly and .for- ever --cure -to stay cured -with no pill habit left to be overcome later. 50e. All druggists, or The Wilson- Fyle Co., Limited, Niagara Rails, Ont. Sole agents for Canada. Dropping the Mister. Front 5iteeess. Eiihu Boot, who has returned to the practice of law in New York city, has engaged anew office boy. Said Mr. Root: "Who carried off my paper basket?" "It was Mr. Reilly," said the boy. "Who is Mr. Reilly?" asked Me. Root. "The.janitor, sir." An hour later Mr. Reilly asked: "Jim• mie, who opened that window?" "Mr, Lantz, sir." "And who is Mr. Lantz?" "The window cleaner, sir." Mr. Root wheeled about and looked at the boy. "See here, Jaynes" he said "we call men by tbeir'Srst names here. We don't mister them in this office. Doyon understand?" r In ten minutes the door opened and a small, shrill voice said: There's a man Mete as wants to see you, Ellice" Surprise to Doctors- Most octorsMost doctors are astonished- at the results obtained by 11r, 'ChaseObit. Went as a cure for eczema, salt therein and Robing shin diseases which are often eonehideied well nigh incurable. ley word of mouth from friend to friend. the eteeptional merits of Dr, Chase's Ointment have gradually beooni;eknown distil it is now standard the world river and has a record of cares nnparalielled in the bi15to0 of rrtedioiiib. NoTxon-I :rave arranged with . the Dominion Bank to manage my business and all towing me on notes or mortgages, can pay principal or intereat at any time after falling dile. Itemembor yen need not ph'F arid' yon ate requested to �o so by toe. I thank all `shoes Who 'gave done business with e and wish you all every prodperi> d.i3'r,14talrrlsfidx, A CRANK ON TeA, Ossun * FIeid'o Encounter WJ*k Es Expert Tea Touter.. it inay be that the millionaire is no. more eccentric than ::ambler nlortele, and yet to the fierce white light .of publicity it often seems so,. Cyrus W, Field was .never given to auy of the expensive hobbies of other rich Men. 'lie did not dote on horses or yachts or pictures. But leer, Field 414 like tea. He used to say there was only one man of his acquaintance who knew how to brew it.. and that man was "Old Field." The father of the subnpariae cable used: to travel a great' deal by rail, but he never went anywhere with- out his favorite brand of tea and his Dermal uteusils for brewing lt. :kir, Field seldom traveled in his pree vete ear, and none of, tile retinue of servants ever made tea for elm, From hie berth ip the Pullman ee rose early, , as at home, and It was not an uneonl- mon sight to see the gray old philan- thropist half dressed and stirring about In a buffet car at daylight, seeking hot water with which to brew bis choice young Byson, a canister of which was Invariably a part of bis baggage, One day when Mr. Field was going through Fxbnt street he was attracted by a tea taster who was sipping the contents of a number of small cups. Mr. Field watched the man carefully apd observed his method of using boil- ing water. Finally he entered the place and said to the expert: "How long bave you been la this business?" "Thirty-one years," said the tea tast- er, who was enjoying an to nual in- come of ,about $20,000. • "Well, you had better give it up," remarked Mr. Field frankly. "You don't know how to make tea and you are too old to Iearn. Let me brew some of that stuff for you." The aged philanthropist poured water on some leaves which he took from a paper in his pocket, let it draw for a few seconds and invited the tea taster to test it, But the expert spat the stuff out. "Worst ever!" was his comment. "Not even properly brewed." Then 11fr. Field, who was a sensitive man, turned on his heel and walked away, mutter - Ing, "If you are an expert, the good Lord help some of our ten drinkers." But when the millionaire was out Of sight the tea taster roared with laugh- ter and said to oue of the clerics: "That was old Field. He's a crank on tea. Pays $9 a pound for it, and I told biro it was like dishwater." A Good Doctor. One day in Shanghai, says a writer in the Chicago Itecoril-Herald, when 1 was feeling siek, I galled a China- man to me and said, "John, do you have good doctors in China?" "Good doctors!" be exclaimed.. "Chi- na have best doctors in wo'id." "Eudon, over there," I said, pointing to a :louse covered with •a- doctor's ., 3 s a- 8 dyou all item gooddoc- tor?" ad C b'`n , for?" "Eudon good doctor!" he exclaimed. "He great! He best doctor in China. Be save my Iife once(' "You don't say so:" I said. "How was it?" • "Me veliy' sick," he said confidential- ly. "Me callee Dr. Han Iiou. Giveo some medicine. Get roily, velly sick! Me call Dr. Sam Sing. Giveo more medicine. DIe grow worse. Going to die! Blimeby call Dr. Eudon, He no got time, no coma Ile savee my life!"'• Siwash t fishing. The Siwash Indians on Puget sound make their living principally by fish- ing, but the Siwash buck does not con- descend to go out for leis evening meal of smelt or sardines with a hook and line as the white man does; he takes a long pole and for two feet from each end he makes a sort of comb of it by Life. driving through it long, tin French • Don't De a Bore. The woman who would avoid becom- ing a bore must remember that ber per- sonal atfaire and petty domestic trou- bles are of no particular interest to any one except perhaps to spiteful neighbors, to whom they form food for gossip. If you meet or visit a friend there is no necessity to enter into the most minute -details of your troubles or to bemoan your fate, whieli; after all, is but cowardly., Friends have quite enough trouble and worry with their • own affairs without having to listen to a long recital of what does not concern them. Every woman, of course, is not a good conversationalist. In that case it is a good plan to talk as little as possible. A good listener is always ap- preciated. You cannot bore any one by listening and are bound to win the' good opinion of the talker.--McCall's Magazine. • THE SENSITiVE WOMAN. bite One ose Oa :deet Mtreselsep Creetlfres sa thq Wevld. Every one k'iolvs her. She ilea two deep lines between her eyes and' a plabetive droop to the corners of her luoutb and to her eyebrows. If any one speaks harsbly he naeaas If any one criticises a fault ire means "tier," Whatever is retie she applies to "self," P very coat Beetle to fit her and she. pits it on, She wears all the boots that pined. She carries a chip on her shoulder from Morning until night, and when- ever any one comes near her she ex, pects it to be knocked off. The re - suit is the same -•site is offended, grieved, hurt, she is so sensitive, Size is losing all the healthy enjoy - moat that comes her way. She is missing bait her life, because she is looking for snubs. She says she can't help it. She can.. It is a very easy watter to let those slights, imagined or real, roll off ` one like water off a duek's back, It takes a little bravery for the :first_ three or four weeks, but after that It comes natural enough. The lensitive woman is one of the most miserable in the world. It doesn't pay to be miserable, especially whoabealtliy effort will bring :hap- piness,. e'aoK1rl MEATS. The Loss of Nutritive Material In the Varion$ I'roees:Me. The department of agriculture has is- sued a little pamphlet, "Experiments ou Losses In Cooking Meat," Willett contains some interesting points for housekeepers. The chief Ioss in, weight in cooking is due to water removed by the heat of cooking. In the roasting of meats the thief loss is due to the removal of both water and fat. The losses .of nutritive material In the pan broiling of meats are very small as compared with the losses which take place in boiling, roasting and sauteing. Beef which has beeli usod for the prep- aration of beef tea or broth has lost comparatively little in nutritive value, though much of the flavoring material has been removed, In cooking meats by boiling, sauteing, pan broiling- and roasting the losses increase in propor- tion to the degree of cooking. In oth- er words, the longer the time and the• higher the temperature of cooking, oth- er things being equal, the greater the losses resulting. As a rule, the larger the piece of meat cooked by the meth- ods of boiling and roasting the smaller are the relative losses. THE CHILDREN. Dont worey the children. Don't indulge theta foolishly. Don't repel their little confidences. Don't show the slightest favoritism. Don't lose your temper with the chil- dren. Don't leave them too much with the servants. Dou't get impatient at their most un answerable questions. Don't give way when you have decid- ed on any plan for thein. Don't forget that they are G;d's chit• dren, lent to you for a season. Don't forget to encourage them and praise their little efforts to please yon. Don't worry about them. Guardian angels still exist, even in the twentieth century. Don't' disegrce about them. Their father and mother should :always be be unison in their • training.--Wobran's nails, then he, Iaunches his canoe and' goes out for a pleasant sail. He pad- dies easily with the pole, and every few minutes he pulls up a fish impaled on the nails. With a shake he drops it Inboard and them cahjlle continues hispaddling. A 'Young Logician. Jennie's mother, vas expecting com- pany, but just before train time, says What to Eat, a telegram arrived which read: "Missed train, Will start same time tomorrow,' ' Jamie rushed home from school ex- pecting to see the guest, but instead was shown the message, After read- ing it labdriously and carefully through she exclaimed, "Why, mam- ma, if she starts at the same time to- morrow she Will miss the train again:" Iiiglt Finance. l:3lcks--f've got to borrow $200 some- where, Wicks -Take my advice and borrow $300 while you are about it. Ilicks-But 1 only need $200, Wicks -- That doesn't make any difference. Bor- row $300 and pay back $100 of it in two installments at intervals of tt month or so. Then the man that you borrow from will think that he is' go- ing to get the rest of it, lnherite ll. They Were jollying the roan about his efiorfnous appetites bet be, kept "put- ting away," undisturbed by the taunts. Venally he said in defense "Well, yea see, I -take aftefr., bath my father and tray mother. One ate a long While and the other ate a great deal," Where it. Corry: Be Seen, Sign Painter -I don't see any atultablo vacant speee Onyour walls. Where 10 you avant the motto, "terms Strictly Cash,' painted? Barber Shop T'roprle tor --Ort the selling, of course. , 1 • e do not ltari t tit know teen throne li W B their tensing to us, :to find, out what, sort Of perteens tboy ate We must sof A tiretn.�-•t3bethe, The Use of Sere‘ens. Where two persons use the same sleeping apartment ono great incon- venience is the lack of privacy. Every room used by two persons should have a large screen as part of its furniture. The frame can be purchased for very little money and is easily filled in with silkoline or cretonne. Or a bamboo Perch screen may be suspended from the ceiling by inserting screw eyes in- to the plaster: and Melding the room into two parts. Where a room Is bed- room and sitting room -also- this Con- venience shuts otf the bed tend wash - Stand, and If the screen is stained green or brown it is not at all Un- sightly. Clothing. We can keep in mind that clothltik shptrld notbe a ease defining t'he figure, but a,novering indicating the lines of the body, There is all the difference betWeen ugliness and beauty in those two Words, defining and indicating. to follow the bee principle and forget the other in designing our clothes would alone be almost enough to insure ar- tistic dressing, as short it .guide to it rail the French 'recipe for good walking w-natuely, "+Calls in," THERMOMETERS. . The ilelllts, the Tubes matt the Necks, Our et the Degree.. There are nnany silfi'erent uses for thermometers ani: As many difl'ere?tt styles as uses. They range from the tiny half ineb tubes attaches' .to elhl'ist- was ealeudars to the enormous twelve foot instruments used In experlineutel work by meteorologists. Perhaps the most difficult part of the manufacture of tllerwoweters Is. that of dtting the tube with it bulb of exaetly the right capacity. Tlie size of the latter must have an exact rela- tion to that of the former, If it is too large for the bore the mercury or col- ored aleehol, whichever ie used,will not rise 'high enough in the tube; if too small, it will rise too high,. In the little clinical thermometer on whose story the physician depends so often for his decision the bore is so fine that a human hair can hardly be inserted, As these thermometers must be reg - Mated to record minutely the tempera- ture, file person on whose judgment depends the size of the bulb to be at- tached must be a highly skilled work- man. The men 'who do this part of the work have to be :highly paid. The marking of the degrees on the hollow tube is the stepnext in Mw- portsnce in the making Af the little curse Aid blessing, The process is so simple that one can prove the accuracy of a thermometer for one's self by the same method. The freezing point Is secured by immersing the bulb in .a box of melting ice apd the boiling point by attaching it to a steam pipe or immersing it be boiling water. Scratches are made on the tube at the points reached by the mer- cury ercury under these two tests, and the space between is then :narked oft Into 100 spaces for a centigrade ther- mometer and 1E0 for a P+'ahrenbeit in- strument, the marking beginning in the first Instance at zero aiid in the second at 32, This makes the bolting point in one ease 100 and in the other 212 degrees, Thermometers are • apt to deteriorate in vaIue .as they age, owing to a contraction of the glass of the bulb, The amount of the error can be determined by immersing the bulb In melting ice and making a mark for the new freezing point. To insure the accuracy of thermometers the manu- facturers usually store them for a year, testing them from time to time, WHAT THEY READ. Hogarth was fond of joke books and farces and enjoyed them immoderately, Mario, the great tenor, read anything he could obtain relating to sports or hunting. "Papa Haydn liked stories, and be said, "The more love there Is in them the better." George III., for wany years of his life, read nothing but his Bible and prayer book. Swift made a special study of the Latin satirists and imitated their stye and language. Da Vinci read Pinder and thouglft him the noblest poet who ever wrote in any language. Heine seldom reed anything but poetry, but he tend that with the most scrupulous attention. Bold Conrt Jesters. "You are ready enough to point your satire at other people's faults," Queen Bess once said to Clod, one of the court jesters, "but you never say a word. about nine." "Ali," exclaimed Clod, "why should I waste time in remind- ing your majesty of your faults, seeing that they are in everybody's mouth?" Patch, one . of Henry VIII: s fools, once sought permission to dement' au egg from every husband who was dis- satisfied with leis wife, No sooner had the king granted his request than Patch proceeded to demand the first b egg from him, saying, "Your grace be- longs 'to the class of husbands on whom I am entitled to make levy." Japanese Myths. Japanese believe in more mythical I creatures than any other people on the globe, civilized or savage. Among these are serpents SOd Peet long and large enough to swallow an elephant, foxes with eight legs, monkeys with our ears and fishes with ten. heads attached to one body. They also believe in the existence eta crane which, after it has lived for 800 years, has no need of auy sustenance except, 'water, Baby's Svpper Mooney's czar kers ere as easy to digest: as pore a ate ,ds ;ilt*tritiot;:s 43.3 how made bread. Let the little fo k°s sipper be ' Mcone v's Perfection Cream $od and see how sound they sleep and how plgnip and rosy they grow, Air.tiight packages brim them to your table as crisp and inviting as if fresh from the ovens. At your gluC't'. Tanityran"I'q Sharp 'roagae. When Mine, de Steel published, her celebrated novel, "Delphine," she• was supposed to have painted herself in the person of the heroine, and 4.. Talley - rand in that of au elderly lady, wee is one of the priucipal characters, "alley tell me," said he, the first time be met ' her, "that we are both of us in your novel iii the disguise of women." • The Diirerenee. Little Rodney-Pepfii;" what is the difference between climate and weath- er? Mr. Wayout (of Dismalhurst.on- the-Biinkl-Climate, my son is w1iE t a locality has When you are buying a home there, and weather is what it bits afterward. - Debts of Honor. Johnny -Pa, what is a debt of honor? Pa -It is a debt that is incurred in a dishonorable way, Johnny.. t • 1 Naturally, Van X. -Why are you going into'the soap business? Die Q. -To clean up some money, of course, The man who is miserable and makes a bluff at happiness is a benefactor for keeping his sorrows to himself. ---Balti- more American. vniiciren never know what a safe- guard. their mother has been to them tiII after their fabler is left a widower. Success may sometimes come unex- pectedly, but work alone can hold it,•-• Murray. To the Weary Dyspeptic. We Ask This Questions Why don't you remove that weight at the pit of the Stomach? Why don't you regulate that variable appetite, and condition the digestive organs so that it will not be necessary to starve the stomach to avoid distress after eating? The first step is to regulate the bowels. For this purpose Burdock Blood' Bitters Has No Equal. It act! promptly and effectually and permanently cures all derangements 1tl digestion. Fria Touch Typewriting. �,ri Touch typewriting, means operating the key board without looking at the letters --just watch the copy and continue writing the same a.s a. musician plays the piano without looking itt the keys. $y the touch system alt operator can write all day without lookb g at the keys—means faster work and a big saving in time. The Forest City Business and 'Shorthand College teaches touch typewriting and business methods thoroughly. Students may enter any during tcrnt. Booklet free. J. W. Westervelt, Pt3t'tetpel, Y';14.C.A. 8ltttng, l t it1en.