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April 9.—The results of Dairy School exalninations at the Agricultural College aro an- Out of 41 students who the finals only one failed to successfully. Of the 40, there 83 in the factory class, eight specialists in butter -making, a specialist in cheesernaking, and were in the farm dairy. Holyhead as the Port. April 9. --In the douse of yesterday, Rt. Hon. Jos- Chamberlain announced that he prepared to lay the representa- in regard to the advantages of es a port for the eanad- fast line before the Canadian i, ..._...__._...._-_-.._..—...--... t �(• Little it ac ' � d . ar `iit7 �r� Jo Genuine „r &�,n LiverPiss. Must Dear See Fac.Sheila If . .. a+. ___-- ---..__.,_. fa ise51 of -__,'., Below. trlarilION `� Signature Wrapper Very small and to take as sugar. as easy FOR HEADACHE. F011 DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR T0II1'lil FCR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW FOR THE LMYER. SKIM. 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This is in ordance with the suggestion made Mr. Fielding a few days ago, and vorably received .y the House. The ogram announced by the Premier r next week includes the redistri- Mon bill and the budget speech. o house sat for only one hour. A. New Telephone Company. Mr, leirkett (Ottawa) presented the etition of R. A. irrunerman, F. arnke, of Scranton,' Pa., and F. J. LI reparations • of Philadelphia, Pa., pray - ng for an act to incorporate them s "The Canadian Telephone and elegraph Company, Limited." It said they have $36,000,000 capi- a1 behind theme, and if granted in- rporationowill operate the entire °minion. From a petition presented by the t. Mary's River Railway Co. it is ]caned that this western railway ants to extend its lines and en- rgeaits bonding powers. Questions and .answers. THE WINGED! TIMES, APRIL 1.11, 003, , DYSPEPIA. Tho. selsorios of This Terrible Disown, Cured by Mtnyon'V:. iopepria Cure. e. "Dyspepsia is the parent of failure and the harvester of blasted hopes."-- iVlunyou. If 1 tried I do not believe I could over- estimate the value of my Dyspepsia Cure. It has brought peace and hai:piness into thousands of homes where au had been discord on account of sick and ailing stomachs. At cures all forms of dys- pepsia and eating as or the stomach, palpitation of the heart, shortness of breath. and all affections of the heart caused by Indigestion, wind on the stomach, belching wind or sour food, bad taste, offensive breath, loss of appetite, faintness or weakness of the stomach, improper circulation, coated tongue, heartburn or waterbrash, inflam- ed or ulcerated stomachs, shooting pains of the stomach, constipation and costive bowels, dizziness, fa„rtness and lack of energy. It makes gond rich Hood and vitalizes the whole system. Makes old and worn-out stomachs almost es good as new. Permits you to eat what you want and all you want,—Munyon. MUNYON'S REMEDIES. Munyon's Dyspepsia Cure relieves stomach distress instantly. Price 25e. Personal letters addressed to Prof. Munyon, Philadelphia, U. 5, A., contain. ing details of sickness, will be answer- ed promptly and free advice as to treat- ment will be given. 1.313 Tuesday next he proposed to take up the r' 'i,trihution bi.l. Mr. BcrdeaL That will he quite sat- isfactory. The following ]ills Wore' introduc- ed: Resnocting Montreal Fire Insur- autt a t, o., La Hie ie. o; to futon grace Brockville and Northwestern Rail- way Co., Dement; rsspecti..g Ni'.cgara, Welland Power Co., Guthrie; to in- corporate the Dominion of Canada 'Improvement Co,, Canlpbe'1; respect- ing the Dominion Burglary Guaran- tee Co., Bickerdike; to incorporate Shipping Federation of Canada, Bickerdiee. Nr. Charlton's bill re railway subsidies was read a third time and passed. Jr. Bickerdike in- troduced his hill respecting incorpor- ated companies. It was read a first time. ;ser. Puttee presented his bill to to be a wise, clever woman ttlth a die amend the Conciliation Act. He ex- flitted name! Nobody in the world will irlainod it was similar to ono that was introduced last session seeking ever take me seriously as long as I am to increase the utility of the Conch- called Slily!" ration Act. It was read a first "I'll take you seriously if you'll let me; take you and never let you go." ""Dick, would you be willing—you, a varsity man—to bave a wife called Silly? You wouldn't! I can see it in your eyes. Oh, to do something very wise and learned! I'd die happy!" "For heaven's sake," cried Dick in alarm, "don't do anything wise and learned!" Mr. Davis asked—What is the total amount of lands granted in Mani - ba and the Northwest Territories o railway companies by way of sub - dies to date? Mr. Blair answered—The total area uthorized by Parliament to be ranted by way of railway subsidies s 56,087,072 acres. The total area armed on account of construction to ate is 29,986,826 acres. Mr. Davis asked—Were any lands ranted by way of subsidies to rail- way companies since 1890? Mr. Blair—No. Mr. Davis asked—What is the total Clst (capital account) of the Interco- onial and other Government rail- vays? Mr.Blair answered—Theo est 1t t l arA o of the Leah. and other Government ailways was $60,418,275; of P. E. $5,112,435. Mr..Davis asked—What is the total amount of money paid by the Feder- al Government as subsidies to rail- vays in each of the following Pro - Incas: Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Manitoba, Northwest Terri- tories and British Columbia since Confederation? Mr. Blair answered—Prince Edward Island, nothing; Nova Scotia, $1,- 72,000; New Brunswick, $1,292,- 00;0Quebec, $10,091; Ontario, $18,- r550; Manitoba, $3,259; Northwest Territories, $7,457; British Colum- ia, $9,682. Mr. Scott asked—What is the total E • of looney which has been paid as subsidies to aid construction of ailways in Canada between Lake Su- perior and the eastern boundary of British Columbia? Mr. Blair replied—$12,435,341. Mr. Scott—Was such sum wholly I • on capital account, and if so �hat is the annual interest charge paid by the Dominion on the amount? Mr. Blair—Charged as a special tem, practically to capital account. Mr. Scott—What is the total sum paid by the Dominion since Confeder- ation to aid railway construction, in- cluding the Canadian Pacific Rail- way? Mr. Blair --$132,922,163, The Minister of the Interior has paid the following sums to the pa- pers in the Yukon: Dawson News $208, Daily Sun $1,832, Klondike Nugget $221, Whitehorse Star $150; total $1,961. From a return handed down yes- terday, it is shown that the immi- gration agents of Canada in the United States. used up $27,000 in ex- penses last year; $29,000 in salar- ies, and about $12,000 in traveling expenses, There are 20 agents in the United States. Trsnsporhttion ComuiP'sion.. Sir Wilfrid Laurier informed Mr. Borden that the members of the Transportation Committee have not yet been appointed, Electoral Corruption. Mr. Charlton's bill to amend the act respecting the granting of sub- sidies to railways was read at this'd time and passed. Air. Charlton's bill amending the election act was taken up in com- mittee. ommittee. Sir Wilfrid Laurier suggested that it be allowed to stand, as it was the intention of the Government after re- cess to act on tbe suggestion that n committee of the ITouse should be appointed to investigate and consid- er the whole question of electoral corruption and reform of the elec- tion laws. How to Cheek Corruption. Mr. Charlton then went on to ex- plain the main encase of his bill, which he thought Would prove a cheek on election eorruptlon. Ile field that if something was not idone to purify elections the sense of the sanc- tity of the ballot and even of obli- gation would be dissipated through- out Canada. Legislation should be brought in to stamp out corrupt practices. Ile favored Mr. Borden's scheme to have a publie prosecutor in ivory riding to watch eleetiott cases. This idea might be adopted by the proposed committee. ' In this Way the mockery of sary-offs Would be done a ,'way With. Itedistrlbattesi sill Next °!1"eelt. . Plr i1'ilfrfd Laulsie1 'said that on '„�,,;R.•n'.f T-r''i"R''�•' �M'�"1'•�' i .f�•'�''r,�"!• f�"f •�'",��'�' • SILLYI 3Y 1► " &- „A vary, Copyright, .1001, by the S. S..:!fcClure Company Her name was Priscilla, but through abbreviation and corruption it became "S'illa"" and finally degenerated into "Silly" "$o easy (1d even names go to the dogs, you know," She explained to Oleic. There were seine people in the vil- lage who did not hesitate to say that Silly herself Would "go to the flogs" some flay, she lead sea "shiftless ways." She, preferred to wear plain clothes rather than spend time indoors on needlework. She could not be counted on for tile sewing circle nor dragged to the debating society. More- over, she was not as fond of going to church and Sunday school as she might have been. "It Qts me, Dick!" she cried, her face, pink and white as their petals, framed in a bough of apple blossoms. Her eyes were as blue as forgetme- note, and ber hair was like the golden tassels of the corn. "The name fits. I haven't any sense, you know." "That's one of your attractions," (bawled Dick. "When a woman hasn't any sense, it's really a drawing card in these days. She's a novelty, you know. Women are so awfully wise and clever that they put a fellow to the blush." They were sitting on the green grass within a frit ;rant bower of pearl and rose. Sometbing like dewdrops gath- ered in the girl's forgetmenot eyes. "What's the matter, sweetheart?" .I" Wood's Norway Pine. Syrup. Cures Coughs, Colds, Dronohitls,. Hoarseness, Croup, Asthma, Pain or Tightness in the. Chest, Eta. It stops that tickling in the throat, is pleasant to take and soothing and heal- ing to the lungs. Mr, E. Bishop Brand, the well-known Galt gardener, writes: — 1 had a very severe attack of sore throat and tightness in the chest. Some times when I wanted to cough and could not I would almost choke to death. My wife got me a bottle of DR. WOOD'S NORWAY PINE SYRiVP, and to my sur- prise I found speedy relief. I would not be without it if it cost 81.00 a bot- tle, and I can recommend it to everyone bothered with a cough or cold. Price 25 Cents. more daring help bad come. A ladder reaching part way up was against the uncertalc walls. Diok was climbing 1t. Ile received her burden as she lowered it and passed it on to those below. 'then he held out his anus,' "`Come, beloved," he said. "Come quickly!" She had fastened one end of the rope about her waist, the other about the bedpost. She was looking down. "Come!" Dick called again. She climb- ed out of the window and began to de- scend hand over hand, Tier senses seemed leaving her. She let go. When she came to herself, she was "Dick, it's the name and the fitness lying on a big white bed in the village of the name. It seems su absurd to parsonage. People were talking. care about it. But 1 do. When I was "She had more sense than any of us; tittle, it seems -to Inc they might have never lost ]ser head; knew just what cared enough about me to let me keep to do." the sweet name lay mother gave me. I "And she's brave! Think of going suppose they thought it was a waste back into that house with the steps of tinge on me to say 'Priscilla. If T failing behind liar!" haul been their own child, they'd never Yes. The pastor was speaking have called me Slily. And to think it'll stick to me 111 my life!" "If it were your last name, now," said Dick, "I could change it for you." "Don't be silly!" "You're that when you laugh at my lovemaking, It's poor, but boxiest." speaking. "We must have quiet now. Dick, do you think, like all the rest, She's reeoveting consciousness." that sensible talk is wasted on me? Do , you, Dick? Oh, wbat would I not give ! "What is It, Priscilla?" t "Apple blossoms, she murmured foolishly. "My hands are so hot. Dick!" He was kneeling by her bed. The pretty face and hands were bruised and blackened, and the flames had not altogether spared the beautiful i g olden hair. "Dick, it hurts so bad to be clever and brave. They're saying I'm that. And I've got my name. But, oh, Dick, I don't want to be wise. It's so pain- ful. Let the others call me Priscilla," in a whisper, "It sounds dignified, and I like it from them. But you— you just call me Silly. I'm not wise or brave, Dick. Don't tell anybody. I went back into the fire because I didn't have any better Sense." "You are right, beloved," said Dick. "Wise people do not run back into the fire to save others. Only the brave. the fools and the =e :: des t.: :_ slowly and ponderously. "She's our village heroine, is Priscilla." Through the door the voice of the rich man of the village rang out: "I am going to name the new library I'm giving this village for her." "S-sh!" The village doctor was t ime. On motion of Sir Wilfrid Laurier the resolution re home rule will be engrossed and sent to the King. The Cattle Guards. Mr. Borden aslod when the report of the cattle guard commission might be expected to bo brought down. Mr. Blair replied that several tests were yet to be made, but that the report would be forthcoming at an early date. Exclusive Fishing Rights. Mr. Lancaster was told that cer- tain parties had got exclusive fish- ing rights in James' Bay for a ren- tal of $10 a month, on Nov. 28, 1902. George Clare was informed that Michael Robson, former postmaster of Ayr, has resigned. Sir Wilfrid told the House that he had received a petition from the Dawson Board of Trade regarding the Treadgold water concessions. Ho had replied that he could not pro- mise to bring in legislation this ses- sion along this line. The whole mat- ter was under consideration by the Government, but nothing definite had been dono. Sir William Mulock answered two questions, put by Dr. Roche, regard- ing postmasters, who are said to be candidates in the Manitoba elec- tions. Sir WVflliani said that if a postmaster was a candidate, he could not draw salary, and would have to resign his Government position. Jabel Robinson was told that 765,767 bunches of bananas, valued at $738,168, were imported into Canada last year. Tho following order of the House was moved by G. D. Grant (Worth Ontario), and carried: Statement, showing the amount expended each year, since June 80, 1800, on public works of all kinds in Toronto, includ- ing Toronto Harbor; showing the nature of each class of work in re- spect of which such expenditure has been made. The House adjourned at 4 o'clock. The Canal Tolls, The Dominion Mercantile Marine Association presented its case to the Government yesterday morning. Mr. Blair said he recognized the fact that American ports were get- ting much Canadian grain, but he was not sure that this was due to the canal tolls imposed in Canada. Altogether he was of the opinion. that the troubles complained of should be inquired Into, and the real cause of grain going to United States ports discovered. This is a matter for the Transportation Conn mission, and to it the question must around him and thrown It about her. go. When its report is in, it will be lf. time enough for the Government to segoo she found her aunt in that nett smoke filled house, •with the roar tend singing of the flames in her ears, the flash of fire in her eyes, she never Mild tell. Ent And her she did, lying Insensible off the floor. the jerked the Sheets from a bed, tern them into strips, tied these together and bound one end around her aunt's waist, think- ing as she did so: "Ah, how alit I lift her and lower her from the 'window without killing her!" But She dial it, this 1,100, strong young Silly,: who looked to those below like a rnritlaame of the 'tisanes. Tial user and $ * • * * * * "She never has a serious thought, that girl," her aunt remarked. "If her name don't tat het to a T!" She was coming up the walk, her arms full of apple blossoms, her bat dangling at her side, singing one of the ragtime tunes with which she scandal- ized the town. "She do seem to be Light headed," ob- served her uncle, Samuel Morris. "But, then, she's a good hearted thing." She could not remember her parents. They had died when she was so little. She seemed to be a sort of accident in her uncle and aunt's family, a rather burdensome and unpleasant one, which by God's grace they must put up with. They lived in an qld, old house on the outskirts of a quaint, rambling old vil- lage. It was Set about with orchards where many birds loved to nest. Silly, when she might have been embroider- ing herself a petticoat, malting a crazy quilt or doing some other sensible thing, preferred to stay .out in the or chards with the birds. * * * * * * Mr. Samuel Morris dreamed that a burglar was pressing a pillow down over bis face. fie tried to cry out, but could not. He heard a great banging at the door and a voice calling: "Uncle, uncle!" a "Somebbdy Is killing floor Silly," he thought, but be could not move. Then some one was pulling biro out of bed. There were smoke and a gleam of shooting flames. Something wet was slapped over his face. He was being dragged over the floor and down the steps by one lvho panted hard. A voice --Silly's—was screaming: "Help me save uncle! Somebody go back for aunt! I couldn't find her!" "No use!" voices cried hack. "Come out quick! The house is about to fall in!" "I'll save her or I'll die trying! Take uncle!" They told him afterward, the few neighbors who had seen the fire after it was well under way and brad Come to help if they could, that as she went back the steps fell down behind her. She had jerked the wet blanket from RAiL,WAY COLLISION. brakeman Burns 1tinea iia Sniash.Up on the o.1'.t'. et calumet. Ottawa, April 9.—Brakeman Burns of the C.1'.1t. was killed in a year- end collision between the Soo ex- press and a freight train at Calumet station yesterday ltaiorning. Ile be. longed to Ilintonburg, a suburb of Ottat .-. NATURE; IN MRCS MOODS. THE PLA't W Sisbsilams.tUeirant Suf e . Wray* Tried. *wise as4 ti Persons lulled. flan oville, Ala.,. April 9.---A. tor- nado passed over Hopewell Settle- ment, One and a .half miletl northof hers, at 2 o'clock yesterday morn- ing. Eleven were killed, seven of whom were children, four children were fatally hurt and three persons seriously injured. Several .more were slightly injured. 01 the dead and injured, seven ere froau one family rlui eight from another. One man's body was blown over 200 yards. Other houses were blown down and trees were uprooted in, all dlreetions. The roar of the storm was heard at Ilancevilie, but no damage was done here, Manners hurried to the scene tend cared for the wounded. It is rocsihle the deeth list may be in- Creased later. Cyclone Three miles Wide. Little Rock, Ark., April 9.—A cy- clone, three miles wide, passed through Cleburn and White Counties, north of here, Tuesday night, razing to the ground everything in its path. At Little Red, seven out of eight persons in one house were kill- ed, an infant atone escaping. It is feared the total loss of life will he large. The scene of the cyclone is remote from telegraph, and details are hard to obtain. Another Veleano Active. New York, April 9.—An eruption of the old volcano, Del Tierna, Firma, in Colombia, is reported. It occurred on March 22. The village of Tielo was destroyed, and from 60 to 100 persons killed or hurt, It is calculated that with Australia, New Zealand, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah and Idaho on the equal suffragelists, 1,125,000 English speaking women now have full voting rights. In Paris 887,000 live in houses officially classed as' 'containing iusnffcoient space" The door and window tax is still unto - pealed. 1n 1886 there were 219,0(0 houses in France without a single window. Turns Bad Blood into Rich ked Blood. Aastiant Have Evacuated. Pekin, April 9.—Yesterday was the data of the exp ration of the treaty period 01 six months fixed fcr the evacuation cf the Province of itian- rhuria. I1vr'.ng the last fortnight the ituGsi..rls hate been removing - their troops from the interior of the ].rovince, part of them going to I'ort Arthur, and the othe s to sta- tions an the reliway, but Icuv,ns none In 1Vanchet i t, 'The lot al Gov- ernments are h ing transferred to the Chinese. Prince Ching', 1 r side,tt of the Ministry of Fo.e en All: i s, ez pr ^s ed his s;tsetstion at l:u...ia's fulfilment of the ogre; u ent. Iterereudna, i'i ismer Released. Toronto, April 9.•—The case of Robert Forster of St, Thomas, who was convicted of corrupt ipractices at the referendum vote, whi, h came up on the return of a writ of habeas ror•pus before Idr. Justice Street on Tuesday, was decided yesterday, and the release of the prisoner was or- dered. I"orster was itf the States when eouvir ted, and, on his return, was con%icted on a warrant issued oy Judgealthough a writ of certiorari, ordering a stay of all pro- f.eeaings, pending the settlement of the question of jurisdiction, had been issued by the High Court. This spring you will need something to take away that. tired, listless feeling brought on by the system being clogged with impurities which have accumulated during the winter. Burdock Blood Bitters is the remedy you require. It has no equal as a spring medicine. It has been used by thousands for a quarter of a century with unequalled success. IUERE IS PROOF. A CU SRANTEED CURE For All Forms o1 Kidney Disease. Set It Wass Net ley It ' L'?Reflela itessuris t AI. Serdou, the Trench once wonted by a joke Ladinll'auit, ivbo Wee: at erlior of I1arls, played 0 i:.aarelou flail written "Bit the play had been given its bearsal "in camera." It Wait dim to Tillers, alis he undertook to its public performance. As General L atlntir3ult was dress • for dinner, about -11 in the evening, in officer entered his Growing room and tendered a dispatch, which, he lied Borne direct from Versailles. The °dice: !vent out, and the general, uontinutng his toilet. said to t inner that be was certain that that (ii ipatelit was the interdiction of "Raitsgas;r and, having a friendly feeling 1 er the, author. the general left the dlipatela unopened when be left the room. The next horning tame a messenger" posthaste from Versailles, '''Itabagate was performed last. night "Without doubt," negligently replied the general. "But the dispatch?" "What dispatch?" "From lhler3,interdicting performance." "Goodness mei" replied the general. "1 left it unopened on the table. See, there It is, tbe seal unbroken. Still, that makes little difference. Every- thing passed off well. They nearly hissed the play oft the stage, and it will be tbe same at every performance. Tell M. Tillers that he has no cause for alarm." "Rabagas" was withdrawn, but not by the orders of 111. Thiers.. I the undersigned Druggist am fully prepared to give the following guarantee with every 50e bottle of Dr. Pettingill's Kidney- Wort Tablets, the only remedy in the world that positively cures all troubles arising troan weak or diseased kidneys:— "Money cheerfully returned if the sufferer is int relieved and improved after use of one bottle. Three to six bottles effect astonishing and permanent cures. If not relieved and cured, you waste no money." A. L. Hamilton, Wingham, Ont. Mrs, J, `3'. Stine of Shi awake, Oue. writes t "I have used Burdock Blood Bitters as A spring medicine for the past four years and don't think there is its equal. When I feel drowsy, tired and bare no desire te eat I get a bottle of B.B.11. It purifies the blood and builds up the tom cttution better than any other remedy." Morse and the Telegraph Operator. Immediately atter the successful completion of the Arst transatlantic cable and the consequent celebrations,. yin which of course Cyrus W. Field bore a prominent part, Professor Iliorse bad oeeasiou to send a telegram from. a small town itt Ohlo to his home in New York. He wrote out his message, presented it to the operator. who rap- idly checked it off with his pencil and. curtly demanded a dollar. "But," said the venerable inventor, "I never pay for messages." and, see- ing an inquiring look in th.1 operator's eyes, added. "I am, in fact. the father of the telegraph." `Then," said the operator. firmly con- vinced that he was being imposed up- on, "why don't you sign your own name. Cyrus W. Field?" Professor Morse when telling the— ...- story used to say that he was too hu• miliated to answer. At seaoli Land. A clergyman who bad neglected all knowledge of nautical affairs was asked to deliver an address before aa audience of sailors. stormy He was discoursing on the st y passages of life. Thinking he could make his remarks more pertinent to his hearers by metaphorically using sea expressions, he said: "Now, friends, you know that when you are at sea in a storm the thing you do is anchor." A bait concealed snicker spread over the room, and the clergyman knew! that be had made a mistake. After the services one of his ]istenera came to him and said, "Mr. --, have you ever been at sea?" The minister replied: "No, unless it was while I was deliv eW1xR t4_-14 It was a Missend man, David G. re Armond of Butler, who proposed to the present congress the annexation by pur- chase, of Canada, the most natural and ssnsible "expansion" idea siuce the pur- chase of Alaska. Kang Edward at Gibraltar. Gibraltar, April 9: Ring Edward arrived here yesterday from Lisbon on board the Royal yacht Victoria and Albert. The ships dressed, man- ned sides and saluted. The King, who wore a Field Marshal's uni- form, and his suite landed later in the day. His Majesty was received by the Governor and by the naval and military staffee while royal sa- lutes were fired. -A procession was formed and the King drove through the streets, which were lined with soldiers and cheering crowds, to the Neutral Ground, and on returning went to Government house. Kansas For prohibition. Topeka, Kan., April 9. --Returns from all the towns in Kansas, which held elections Tuesday, discloses the fact that the vote in favor of en- forcing the prohibition law is the most overwhelming in the history of the State, Only six towns of any importance in the State voted in favor of a Liberal policy toward the saloons. It Field Marshal now. Gibraltar, April 9.—King Edward was present last night at a tetate banquet given by Sir George Stuart White. the Governor of Gibraltar and the defender of Ladysmith dur- ing the South African war. During the banquet the Icing announced that he had promoted Sir George White to the rank of Field Marshal. So* Ser. ler Line Was Acgnired. London, April 9.• -Sir AIfted Jones says that the sale of the Beaver Line was not Voluntary. They were compelled to dispose by the C.P,It. threatening Competition. Sir Alfred believes that the C.P.R. will forte the AllafS off the route. Pell Exhausted and 'unconscious. Mrs. R. W. Edwards, 83 blehlurray st,, Brantford, Out., suffered tor five years with nervous exltaustien, headache and dyaspepsia. "The pains in the heart would almost drive me crazy, I could not Sleep nights but would walk the firer in agony . until I fell exhausted at.d uncrnascious. For the past nice months I have used Dr« Chase's Nerve Food and from a mere skeleton this medicine has built me up in flesh and weight until I ant strong and well," It woad be scarcely possible to produce stronger evidence of the wonder- ful power of Dr. Chase's Nerve Food. Stibelsa Seriously. 111. t'arle, ,April 9,—The oorreSTlonetent of The Rappel at St. X'etersburg says it i3 said that the Osiris." is seriously, :01 With itto_Ytitii3t.... . ... Tears have their funotiort like every other fluid of the body. Nothing cleans- es the eye like a good salty, shower bath, and medical art has followed nature's law iu this respect, advocating the in. vigorating solution for any distressing condition of the optic. 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