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The Wingham Advance, 1912-12-05, Page 6WILLING TO HELP, (Baltimore American) "Do you etrepect thet your stenographer has any matrimonial designs on you?" "No, the wente only to he assister to THri. REASON. Mre. Riffertee-My inteband won't believe a thing1 tell him any more. Mrs. Ilittene-Why's that? ItIre. Biffem-I can't explain it at all, It started right after E told him a wo- man wrote A Song Without Words, 11,111.' TAKING A CHANCE. (Harper's Weekly) "Let's toss up, Billy. Heads we ge swinnednand tails we go to school." "Dern it; It's tails!" "Aw; let's make it three out of five!" AN UNUSUAL CASE. (Washington ;Herald) "What became of that malefactor or great wealth 'cello was sentenced to serve a year" "He got out of the tangle in an untistia' WAV." "Some new technicality?"- "IsTol he served his time." NATURALLY. (Cincinnati Enquirer) "What's the matter with Jones?" asked Rinks. "His sister advertised for a husband," reel'en Jlto s, "end he answered the ad- vertisement. Tie didn't recognize her from the description sbe gave." ow...miromT•I*141.4110,1sola, Mi••• HEARD IN AN ELEVATOR. (Boston Transcript) Observing Gent-Pa.rdon me, madarn, but your hair is corning down. Lady (turning) -Mine? Observing Gent -I think ft is madam. yours, THE EASIEST WAY. (pliegennde Blatter) Ile -I had made up my mind to go to Wiesbaden this year, and my wife wos firmly determined to go to Ems. She -And did you have your way? He -Partly. We went through Wks- baden to Erns. ***- THE REASON. (.Iudge) His Wife -What makes you so tired, dear? Weren't you at the chess club all evening Her Husband -Yes, I was at the hes elub.. but it was Just one move after another. THE WIFE'S LOT. (Exchange) "It's all very well for the minister to preach from the text 'Remember Lot's Wife,' " said an overworked, diamuraged matron, "but I wish he could give ee an encouraging sermon on the eviftes ot.' THE SHORT CUT. (Baltimore American) • "What do you think is the best way to abate the smoke nuiscance " - "There is only one way to do that." "What is it?" "Buy good cigars." THE REASON. (Boston Transcript) aetteet—etshy did your steeraether gist( you such a black look? Elsie -She caught me In a white Ile. THE LOST WORD. (Woman's Home Companion) Caller -You know, there was something wanted to say to you, bee. has (vitt gone out of my mind, I can't remembe what it was. Maiden (hopefully) -It wasn't goodeigh was it? 44, • EXPLAMED. (Judge) Patron -What took you so long wit! xriy eggs? Waiter -Pardon the delay, air, but the.! were mislaid. FORESIGHT. (Woman's I-Iome Companion) "You must believe in saving for a rain; day. Binks " "Er ah, I do, but why?" "Nothing, only that's the second mn. brelie of mine you've borrowed. ••••=•••, AD REMINDERS. r.-, user; o of Melee (to tramp) -Here art- eruss I trimmed off whet ,n eanclwichee. rep -..tee 1,'hank ye, mum, they re- ra.nt's me too much of the cause of rm.. deunfan-rnargins. AMBIGUOUS. (Buffalo Express) "The A.ttorney-Goneral threatens get after the Grand Trunk." "Is it a Job for a lawyer or a baggage - masher?" WHEN WOMEN RULE. (Cleveland Plain-Dertier) The lady Judge -I'm getting tired of these requests for postponements. What's Your latest excuse? The lady lawyer --Why, your honor, we only ask for another week. The feet is my talent's nreesma.ker is 111 and can't gm her going -to -court gown finished ulti: that date. 41/ CARES OF SEX. Stranger -Why, little girl, what are you crying for? Little Gir1-'0-couse I was out w -walking with my p -papa, and I -I lost him, and afraid M-Mannta Will t -spank rrie if I go home wewithout • • er A MODEL JF POLITENESS. (Boston Transcript) "Mrs. X is as polite as an cello." "A� an echo! What do you mean by that?" 'She netter tittle to return one's can." IMPROVING A PROVERB. (judge) e Platitudious Pereon-I suppose, my dear arr. GotreX, that you have used "Make hay while the sun shines" as your life' motto? Gotrox-Certeinly, sir, certainly! reut that' e only half -Of it. You sliouId add that I made the bey out of the 'trees that Oilier people let grow under their feet. A FRAUD ON HIS FACE. (Buffalo Vxpremo The detective had _lust congratulated the housewife for bringing about the arrest of a noted sneakthief, "Oh, 1 knew h a crook the min - lite he opened his inotith," She relMeit "How did you epot him so quickly?" "Why, he told me the gee company liaa It bIrri to eXaMine our irieter and see If 'we were not entitled to a rebate." AN EXTINCT/ON ExPLArNett, tWathins;ten Stee, "letevcr APB eny nee Forpente around bere " " replied the violet dweller. "'What eio you, supptee killed 'ern off?" "r donne: hut r. bave 1iy uspieion fl war loeel option." invt) sPENDTHRIFTA, ere tier) "My deer 'girl, you "tenni all your mon- ev 'retiree your tsinel reed," "Mid you vend all youre. my deer hey, In irstfinie Yotfr noso I 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Winsome Winnie "A splendid present, certainly," she said, coldly, feeling annoyed that She had allowed Trewhella to perceive her displeasure at new ntpliew's rich gift; "but I think, if Captain Tredennick bad itelM1 me, I could have told him of eomething which Miss Winnie would have liked better. If he had eent her e4 nice gold witteli and a black slik these. they would nave been much more useful to her than one expensive article like that. Hand me the Timm Trewliella, and spread the sofa blanket over my feet, 1 ;shall not go down again, I think -1 do not feel quite well." • "Not a bit of it!" thought Miss Trew- hella, vindicating herself, as elle glided eoftly: about with a meek, sorrowful ex- pression, attending to her mistress' wants. "You are in such a rage at the captain's giving her that fur jacket that you don't want to see her again. The young minx! How ever did she get hine to promise it to her? I'll make madam tell me sonv tim.e when elle is in hum- or. I am with hia aunt, slaying and. waiting on her these ten years, and I never got but a few half sovereigns from him at' Ohristmas-and that vul- gar old cook and the butler the same. Mies Winnie Caerlyon, a young chit he never saw before, gets a twenty guinea jacket from lairal Upon my word, he didn't admire her fine long hair for nothing! A keepsake -no less! I thought Pascoe, the purser of Tol- path, was the one to give her keep- sakes, and not madam's nephew -Cap- tain Stephen Tredennick of Tregarthen And isn't madam vexedi She knowa there more in it than she knows about; and that sly young one to pretend she was taken all of a surprise! And isn't be sly, tool Sober Captain Tredennick, that you wouldn't think knew whether a body had a head, on 'em or noti Madam's up to him more than other folks. That's what put her out so the morning 1 told her he'd been admiring Miss Winnie' hair. And how came Captain Treclenniek into the housekeep- er's roons?' says she, as sharp as vine- garl" Aloud. the obsequious attended inquir- ed, meekly and respectfully: "Shall 1 send Miss Winnie up to read to you, madam?" "No, thank you," replied her mistress, very quietly. "She's studying that one page a long time," said Miss Trewhella, to herself, with an inward sneer. "1 wouldn't stand in Miss Winnie's shoes for something. She'll catch it heavy enough, some time or other, about the .captain's grand keepsake. 1 wonder what will Pascoe "Madam isn't coming downstairs again, Miss, Winnie," Miss Trewhelle an- nounced, entering -the drawing room with a cat -like step, to find Winnie sit- ting in the window Kat, her face press- ed against the panes. "Is she not? Is she not well? Am to go UD and. read to her, Mies Trew- hella?" she asked, starting up and. dis- playing a pale, tear swollen face to the lady's maid's keen eyes. "She is quite well; but you're not to go up to read to her. She -wishes to be 8,1one," said. Miss Thewhella, sailing about the room in a free -and -easy mari- ner, darting sharp looks at Winnie, and envious ones at the fur jacket and sail- ing out again, humming a song, and leaving the door open. "She is angry ,with me! Oh, what shall I do?" cried poor Winnie in despair. "Oh, why did he do such a cruel thing? 1 may As well go home again -I would. oak her to forgive rne, but 1 have done no wrong." Hastily putting on her old worn jack- et and lfttle straw hat, she pulled down her veil to hide her face, and. stole up- stairs to the door with the green flossy mat and heavy velvet hangings shroud- ing the entrance to madam's dressing room. She knocked. twice without evoking any response, and then softly turned. the handle. "Who is there?" madam called shatp- T" "Trewhella, why do you disturb me?" xt is 1, madam -Winnie," came the faint little voice. "Then why do you disturb me?" mad.- ain demanded, more sharply and angrily. "If 1 required your presence I should have sent for you." "I only came to ask if 1 am to go home, madam, as Trewhella said. you were not coming down any more." "Yes -you may," responded hfr pat- roness, shortly. "Shut the door, please, and draw the curtain." "Good -evening, madam," "Good -evening," For one minute Winnie stood outside the velvet hung portal, battling with ha grief and inortification, and. then the measure of injustice that had been so unfairly dealt her totiehed the spring of her yet unbroken, strong spirit. "IVIadata Vivian has no right to treat me so," she said, and her tears dried as if by fire, and she walked steadily down stairsand Wita paasing. out throu.gh th'e hall, when the sight Of Mrs. Grose standing in the drawing. roam, holding up the sealskin jacket, and giving vent to whispered ejaeula- Cons of reptiere arrested her stepe, "Miss Winnie, dear, come here!" elle eried, clospieg her hands. "This is what the captain sent you home. Oh, my dear Miss Winnie, pet, ain't it most beautiftdi Miss Trewbella told inc. And it eOst twenty guineas, and. is fit for mm ada herseIft's "litit is quite unfit for me," oleserved Winnie, quietly and bitterly; "it was a. foolish present for Captain Tredenniek to send, and madam thinks so too, and Miss Tre MI ell a," "Mies Trewhellei" echoed Mrs, Grose, getting as red as one of her owlt joiete of beef, "And what lime Mise Trewhella to etty as to what's proper or not proper for you, Miss Caerlyon, to WOW, rd liLo to know? And, if Captain Stephen leer emit you a splendid jatket, what liev :Sties Trewhelits to say to it, And It Captain Stephen hey took a Arley to you, Miss \Vieille, aren't you a lady, Atone as any lady he might take a fern to? And where could lie finelse" "Oh, Mrs. Groetsedeer darling /melee hold your tongue!" `Munk, (lied in dismay, etiflie.g the worthy women's in. dignent outpouring, "Oh, don'tee1on't1 wish be had not, It wee kind of him, but 1 eball never Weat it or touch it! Good evening, Mr. flew ani going homel" "Without a, bit or Rep," 1i Grooe cried, "and 1 baked lemon eheeeteeakes for eupperi Wait a minute theu-to please tee'Mies \Vieille!" she begged, as NVinitio shook her heed and puehed away the detaining erme, preektbleeely the kindhearted rotund ereature hurried down to the lardter pentinesly she eatild tip again, reek shout for n minute or two to find a wrming paper, and ottoartook WWI& Its She Want. saslly and *lowly moist tire etreeteel* "You-you-alkall have --some a' neY olleetie-eak'es, Mies IVun-nie, dear! I meele 'em moeteee purpose lor-you! Lor,e,I'm out o' breathmeleani There, my lovey, don't fret. She'll -be a ---eland la --lady yeti" The fragrant-entelling, flaky little par - eel of daintiee could not carry much con- solation with it, though her old nurse's tender kindneee touched Winnie's sore heart. She wished the children were there, and opened the .paper to see how hest elle could divide her present. "Four; cut them in halves, and they'll all have a bit and a piece over-Tornney shall have it, as he is III"; ani then, in the midst of the generous little eleterly calculation, a message of consolation came to poor Winnie herself. The wrapping paper was one other than the letter which Captain Trodert- nick lta,d sent Ivith his present, \Odell madam had flung aside in her disyleas- ure, Lind Mns, Grose had picked up in her haste. "And I also send a sealskin jacket, which I hope, dear aunt, you will give for me to your little friend, Mies Winnie 04erlyon, told her that 1 should send her a keepsake when 1 went away; and I think this is the best and most suit- able one I 'could give her. 'Owe she will not be offended at my doing so. Please say eornething nice and gracious, like youmelf, when giving it, as I have only offered it in a very rough sailor. fas,hion, and say I hope be will wear it as a eitilat'a keepealee-ein kindly remetn- brance of the giver," Courteously, " kindly, gently, cordially, he had proffered his gift, and elie had scorned it, flung it aside, hated it, as an insult and a wrong! But madam had given no gracious message, no kindly word-nealeeted his earnest requ-eet-passed by the courtesy and gentleness that he strove to put into her words. "Madam Vivian has no right to treat me sol" She said again; and her girlish faee grew hard and lined with passionate womanfeeling. "Madam ViVian wron And in that half hour, while she sat there by the lonely roadside, in the chill gloomy evening, gazing at Stephen Tre- dennick's words -which came like balm to the crushed sad spirit, the pained lonely heart -and. thinking Of Madam Vivian's insulting coldness and injustice, the gentle timidity of Winnie's girlish love passed away for ever -changed into a proud woman's deep, silent passion, which she might die for, but never deny.. She folded. the crumpled, letter neatly, kissed it, and hid it in her drees. "In kindly remembrance of the giver," she ottid; "Stephen Tredermick, while I have a heart to beat with love for him!" CHAPTER IX, All through the long, hot summer day -the blazing sunlight reflected from the great blue molten mirror of the ()teen, from the granite face of the sheer precipitous cliffs, and with dazzling glare from the snowy whitewashed walls of the Coastguard station, the flashingly. bright windows of which concentrated the- rays to a focus like so many burn- ing glasses -bad the hot busy hours passed in the work that seemed never to end, the tasks that were only accom- plished in series to make room for more. Winnie had Washed, starched and iron- ed all those neat muslin blinds, and put them up smooth and Spotless again; she had finished the little frock begun two day e ago for Louie, and hmanned a line or two of Tennyson's "Cradle Song" - Sweet and low'sweet and low., 'Wind of the Western Sea- -as she 'bled the garrnent on, and found that it fitted the baby owner so nicely; she had baked the bread and "pasties," and peeled the turnips and *potatoes for dinner; she had had some trifling occupation afterwards in the. shape of sprinkling and folding three dozen -"pieces" of clothes and despatching them to be mangled; she had darned two table -cloths and three pairs of boy' socks; she had laid the table for tea, and polished the spoons and teapot With whitening and chamois leather; and, on Tommy distinguishing himself by upset- ting the tea kettle on the stove, she had to undertake a hasty refilling, reboiling, replenishing of the fire, and wiping up of .water and ashes. True Winnie had done this all un- complainingly; and "Pity 'twas 'twas true that it was counted but as a thankless matter of course, deserving of no connection or alleviation. * She thought so herself, but She Jiael become so used to it. There are many -scores, hundreds, thousands -such pat- ient body -and -soul wearers, toiling for others, not themselves, their toil evok- ing in return neither surprise nor grati- tude. There was nothing wonderful, there- fore, in this long summer day's toil, which had left Winnie's face so pallid and weary, her small thin hands and arms so soiled and diecolored, which had roughened all that twisted -tip mass of brown heir, and had made the old blue gingham gown, now in the last stage of shabbiness, so stained and frayed -only it WaS a pity. Nature had meant that intellectual brow, that expressive changeful face, those deep, passionate eyes, that slender, nervons, supple form, as a casket to en- shrine rare endowments, if it lacked out- wardly her choicest workmanship. It was a pity, but the girl did not know it, or was Only vaguely conscious of the dull pain of remembrance of months and years of toil like this. It had always been see -it would always bci so in the weary years to come„ until she. lay in that mossy grave in Trewillian church -yard, and beneath the nate of "Winifred, the beloved wife of John Caerlyon," WaS written that of her only child. Pale.faced, hard -worked little girls, in lonoly hour, have a morbid holey for this prozpeet of erioesy graves tinder weeping willeevs. But just how Winnie Caerlyon was conseious only of her soil- ed hands, her shabby old gown, and her unkempt hair, and of a longing for her toilet to be finished, that she might sit dawn to rot. "Winties is the kettle boiled?" "XO, Matnnia-it's singing." "Singlegl Whatte it only singing for, at six o'cloele in the evening, eh?" "It Wes bid boiling, lintitirrief helf-an. hour ego., and Tommy epilled it." "Sfilltod it t That's pretty work! Wlitit did yet let the boy go meddling with the kettle for? Ande-my petietet,Wini. ford!"---eitt this 'point *Mrs. (Nterlyott had entered the kiithert-"ie that the set -out :vou are In at this hour? A perfetit mutt:I Why. I. never taw stieh a meld at you are for ei Sloven! I Koppose, slues you. are not off to Roseworthy very evening, you cleit't think it worth While to mike yourself derront In your /*Wee kottsC" • "I am going to tidy myself in a min- ute, Martittnle-I have only jut cleaned thr,sspp0000nn: andttecta-appoor at this hour o' the evening! What next, pray? Do you never have 4 proper time for your work, that you s,holild, keep yourself in a mesa like a mine -girl till people are expecting to it down deeently to plea's?" Silence on unheppy, key, slovenly Win- bie's part, She drooped her head for a minute under -the accustomed hail. storm of openng," and turned aside :rem her atop -mother's hard brown eyes, as she stood in the middle of the floor, her browe magisterially bent ,on the shabby slender little figure. She turned aside, and her gaze, ineelia111041" ly Seekipg the hot calm evening sun. light, the liquid turquoise ef the eleep- ing Ocean, and the dark eool shadow of the cliffs falling athwart the little bay, now rippling smooth and deep at high-water mark, becatne in an inetent arrested. Forgetful alike of her deshabille and her step -mother's presenee, she etoed aa it rooted to the spot, with parted flps and fast -beating heart, staring at two figures standing a, few yards beyond, at the head of the pathway that led down tile‘Trlleisfvfse "llal" she gasped. "Then Mad- am's home agein1 is she eoming hither? And, who is that beautiful youeg lady?' At the Instant Trewhelle, turned, and at a glance her elkatp eyes detected the faeaoaotatheeveonlinenal innie 1 tiful day, is it not?" elle said, loudly and familiarly, advancing a step or two in glorified consciousness that the level rays of the brilliant sunshine were dis- playing the flounees of her light blue eilk dress, and the deep embroidery of her white petticoat, to the utmost ad- vantage, €(1' dare say you are astonish. ed to see nee?" "1-1 ant," stammered poor Winnie, fully aware that the level ray e of sun- light were displaying her disarranged hair, soiled collar and tucked -up sleeves to the utmost advantage in another way. Ashamed to stay, but too proud to rush away and hide, she remained, in spite of her stepmother's half -audible commands before Mise Trewhella, and the heautifuleyoung lady -a tall, fine-ly developed girl, young, hanclsonee haugh- ty, self -willed -looking, with an easy car- riage of her proud head and aristocra- tic figure, and with a nameless grace and elegance in the simplicity of her girlieh costume, expensively -chaste as weirieinfi ts rich a mshape, A asterrite,land 'ex'quielte pitsia A lady undoubtedly, from the calne insouciance of her unruffled self-posses- sion, from the impeiring gaze of her deepset brilliant eyes' beneath their haughty brows, from the light poise of the tall, full figure -as far removed from Ivliss Trewhella's self-aesurance and familiarity as was the undieeover- able stamp of perfection on that won- derftil, 'simple costume of dove -colored, satin like material, with its fringes of deeper shade, .its lia,nging folds and. sleeves with silken linings, the accurate. l'-matelied, treble -buttoned gloves, and rustling silk and stiff white skirts. the hat a mass of snowy ostrich feather and pale golden gossainer, from the showy smartneea of the lady's -maid's She had qaietiy surveyed Winnie for a few moments as if studying the effect of her figure in the framework of the window ,and rather disapproving of it by the fine knitting of the lines on her low wide foreltead, when the name pronounced in Miss Trewhellit's shrill voice fell on her ear. She made a slight Movement of surprise, and when a wide Opening of the proud bright eyes, and a. fain curve on the short full lower hp 'were perceptible. "I am surprised" Winnie said, eon- fusedly, coloring: "I did not know that Madam, was home again. 1 hope she is quite well, Miss Trewhella?" "Is that Miee Winnie Caerylon?" the young lady demanded, in a clear -.im- perious voice; and Mies Trewhellti, with a confidential ,little aside smile, said, "Yes, Miss Mildred -that's her, poor thing I" "Madam's home eenin, sure enough," she replied, in a louder tone, to Win- nie, who.ws.s watehine• tlie proud hand - stone girl with a kind of fascination; "and M/Ss Mildred Treddenick% come to stay with her." am Miss Tredenniek, Trewhella, I ha,ve corrected you before for naming in in that school -room fashion," inter- rupted the young lady, haughtily; and vouchsafing Winnie only another cold- ly -surprised glanee, elle turned lightly on her heel„ and walked off towards the cliff -path again' evidently to pee- naft the lady's-maidand the lady's - maid's friend -the shabby hard -work- ed -looking girl -to have a chat togeth- er. That haughty parting glance whieh ehe intuitively understood, stesig Win - 'tie into relnembrance of herself. "1 am glad to hear that 'Madam is well," she said, as coldly and distantly jasngTtiloisrr ey'oured.,, enn,iek could have sleeken. "Good evening -the young lady is wait - "Well, but -Miss Winnie -Mise -Win- nie!"-Miss Trewhella ran over to the window and actually thrust her smart summer bonnet, with ite pink Toses and white lace, into the kitehen.-"aren't you coming over to Roseworthy again, eh?'! You'll be aiming oVer to -morrow or next day, W°11tt'llYat°11\?" She knew well Vinnie Ca erly on Was not coming to Rotsewortity to -mor- row ,or next day, or any day after- wards, but he coulhl not resist the feminine hankering to flaunt over a fallen rival, meth) doubly triumphant -such was the noble calibre of Miss Tre- whelk's mind -by the conscionsetees of her new blue flouneed silk and Winnie eiterlyon's forlorn shabbiness, - "Not unleee madam sends for me," said Winnie, not pausing to look rotrad as elle hastily qUitted the kitchen, And ran upstairs to her little room with the dormer, shaved with two of her young etep-eistere, where she pulled aff her working dress whilet tears of mortification and pain rolled down her flushed cheeks. She was not a philosopher, poor Wirt- niel-osely a woman -and a young, semi- tive woman, of girlish years. That was hie coueln, that beentiful young lady, who looked at Thy dirty drees and untidy hair," she said, with 4 euppreesed, bitter cry, "1 eannot help it; I was doing so muell work to -day. tut, oh! how she despised me as it poor, com- mon, tervatt.like girl!. She will never think of Me flt anything else," She bathed her pallid, weary face in water; she leraided Alp the dark, eilken tweets of her bald Above the marble. white brow and violet -shadowed eyes; she hastily arrayed hereelf in spite of het- eating arms and nervous hands, in her tent, fresbly.ironed print tiros, with its clean leee frill and tiny blue ribbon bow; but the tears mine agein and t.gaftt into the eail dark eyes on slfe tone a hasty Met glanee as the little looking- glase„ She mild, drearily and qnietly, "I ttirt elething but A poor, plain, herd. workinggirsi, who dote the work of a eervtflt 1 Amid never ferget that. Mil- dred Tredetertiek, never will. 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T CURE BACON, One pound of salpetre, one gallon el cOarse salt, one pound of brown sugar, Mix all together and rub it into the bacon; paZ it closely and put a weight on it. Tnrn and rub the bacon every day for a week; afterwards every other day, Let it remain three weeks; then drain well and emoke, Large eides of beeon wili take a .mouth; small ones, three weeks, IF YOUR BAPIY IS SICK GIVE BABY'S' OWN TABLETS' The little ills of babyhood and child- hood should Ise treated' promptly, or they may prove scriOtts. An oseasion- al doe of Baby's Own Tablets swill' regulate the etomee:t and bowele and keep your little ones well. Or they will promptly restore health if sick - wee comes unexpectedly. Mrs'. Le- nora i. Thompson, Oil Springs, Ont., says: "T have used Baby's Own Tab- lets for my little girls as OeeaSion re- quired, and hew found the% always of the greatest help. No mother, in my opinion, should be without the Tablets." Sold by medieine dealers or by mail nt 25 eente' it box from The Dr, Williaree' Medielne Broekville, Ont. EARRINGS, They are, And they aren't. There you have it. Wear them if you please. If not, let them severely alone But if you do, choose discreetly. "Buttons" only are worn in the morning Save your gorgeous dangling schemes for the opera or other gala evening wear, Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. PACK GLASS OR CHINA, If glass or china is to be packed for a long distance travel Witte it in straw or hay wbieh has been slightly damped. This will prevent the ai twit% &min Slip - Ping about. Allow tile largest and heav- iest. to be placel in the bottom of the box T.Yrs plenty of straw and wrap each article :separately. TIIE POULTRY REVIEW ptIttLISlitt) 'MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION . . $1.00 PER YEAR 13r1miting over with useful information for beginners arid Old hands. Makes a very acceptable and instractive Christ- Trittif gift. SAMPLE COpY UPON BE- ornST. HERBERT HALL, 465 Afery Se, Hamilton, Ont THE CACHE -COL, One of the prettiest little affeetatione of the moment is the we of the eahe eel, that delicate bit of lawn edged with narrow Valeneiennee, whieh preserves the freslineee 'Of the eoreage, says Vague, HI$ PROOF. Two men were discussing European trips. Ono was frank enough to say that he had never been abroad, but the other ineoke of certain aspects of travel with the assumed lightness of experience. Still there was a false note In hie speech for one thing, his French sounding like a child would pronounce it -with strictly English methods_ Seed the stay-at-home suddenly: "I'll bet you can't name a single hotel in Paris." "Soft," returned the bogus traveler, "What about the Hotel clez InvallYdees?" -Chicago Post, flow to Remove Warts By a Painless Remedy Don't allow these unsightly eXere- acenses to epoil the beauty of your hands or arms, Remove them painlessly and for all time by applying Putnam's Painless Onn and Wart Extractor, Failure impoosible, results always sute with Putnanfie Corn and Wart Extrac- tor. Refvee any substitute for Putnam's it does the trick in one night. Price 25e, at druggists. A BUSY WOMAN'S THOUGHTS. It is better to be true than merely religious. There's many a reason within the rea- son for the high cost of livings Trouble appronehes. when Mrs. New - Wed glares n t her lineband's cigar ashes. *Row not to 'impose should be "the question" of impecanions lovers. teentlewomen would rather neake be- lieve thau make scenes. "Forget it," "a striking phrase, especi- ally if the forgotten artiele is needed by mother. Failure is the stone le stileole ol sue. ceee. -lang particularly appeals to the Am- erican because be likes sharply drawn effects. ()mills has little time and less taste for the romps and vanities. When 'am e-Beens, Are-Nows and May-Bes meet then stand frem under, Lothario. It's a dead one who Wortld not lie like two gentlemen in order to get to the game. Send Post Card to - OSday for, how to make a.nd "E.asy Pocket Money" Girls Now's the Time. Address P.O. Bok 1256, Montreal 11*01,•••••• {M.N.* FACTS FOR THE CURIOUS. Tasmania is fast becoming' a great ap- ple countly. it is estimated that lf tile nusnel nexts ot apples and other fruits proutteect m that country last year were placed in 1100 it would cover a distance or 62s notes. The eay we TiONV call Solonika has had it continuous history for tnore than 2,500 years. Eveu beiore it was refounded and renamed by Alexander diet Great in tue year ta;) 43. C., a city had existed on this beautiful gulf, fading mighty Mt. Olym- pus. but its knoNsrt history dates back this year, when Alexander rebuilt it and called It Thessalumea, after his sister, th owlfe of Cassander,-Christian Herald. West Africa anthills are veritable giants, frequently standing forty feet nigh. These anthills are shaped like a sugar loaf and are divided into hundreds of tiny rooms, says the Wide World. They have, needless to say, myriads of inhabitants, and these are all busily oc- cupied In various wa,ys-forming tunnels' making roads, gathering food and watch- ing 01'W' the eggs end youngsters. The natives are afraid to touch these 11111s, except from tt distance, with Veearms. The ants often make their strc gholds around trees and they are built v ry sol- idlYwith sides sometimes 20 incht..5 thick. 111111h was cured of Rheumatie Cent by MINARD'S LINIMENT. Halifax. . ANDREW KING, was eured of A.cute Bronchitis by t\IIMARD'S LINIMENT, Talt-COL, re CREWE READ, $11S130X., Was cured of Aeute Rheumatism by 2rINAI1Dte LINiel T. ltarkham, (bit. C. ie. BiLLING. Lakefield, Que.. (')et, 0, 1007. PLEATED SKIRTS. They ding* SOmo are disappointed Thor expected pleated skirts to flare, Chiffon ones are in it fine a.ccorillait pleat. Sonic of those in sllk are side -pleated, Medium dentin From an -round pleating to a cluster of skirt pleats is the range, The plaits in skirts aro in scant clus- ters, three or four broad plaits. Minard's 'Lininient Cures Diphtheria. DESERVED PRAISE. V the trial eeenes Were not In New !York, one 'would be alrnest tempted to think Mr. Justive Goff was an Einglish HANDSOME WATCH FREE. A Gents' Or Ladies' Solid Gold Watch costs from $25 to $80. DO not throw your money away. _If you deter° to seoure it 'Watch winch to keep time and last well will be equal to any Solid Gold Watch send us your name and address immediately and agoee to soil 10 boxes only of Dr. Maturin's Fatuous Vegetable Pills at P.rie. it box. They are the greatest remedy en earth for the cure of poor and impure blood, intlit;estion, headaches, mist'. pation, nervous troubles, li-Ver, bladder and iildney (Hs- eaSce, and all female weriknesse; they are the Grent Blood PnrIfier and Invigorator, a Grand Tonlo end Life Builder. With the rills we send to artieles of jewelry to give away Ivitli the Nils -this wohes them easy to moll. This's the thanes of a lifetime. Do not inias it. Send us yenr order and we will send yon the, 10 boxes, pot. paid. When you have sold them send US the money (V2.60) and We will Semi yoU A GENTS or LADIES WATCH the Salta day the money is received. WI aro Alvin ,Ltlie,so beaming 'NS aioltes to advertise r ktentelctes. anis is a Stall d u111101 ttOlity to sceuro a valuAlile Melt 'without hailug fo spend a tient. And r wilt° is a stein wind And st( rn $et aid uot nit ehos * u win article generally al,,mm i NI premiu, L;teind out pii et without delay. Address 0, R. MA 1,1 IN M1DCINE CO. telt Pert, 20 oronto, 'nt. miestiot TO A DRUNKARD.' Whither 'mid inidnightse gloom) While (slumber soothes thy city's peaceful throng, 4airt {loth thee thy wayward etas* re- sume From dens of licensed wrong? Whet time nocturnal milt On muffled wings swoop 'round you - brewery's tower, That like a tyrant o'er ita victim ezowls 'Mid bands of Chrietian power, Why wand'reth thou alone? Met thou no friendeix eot or value hence? Or, are than, like it beggar, forced to groan. I3y neen'e indifference? Perhaps eemebody dear Bobo now for thee; or to thy children croons, While like a manilla thou reeleth here, here, Helevhooping at the moon. But, whither 'mid the gloom On thett last day 'mid life's eternity, When (lust to duet is uttered o'er their tombs, Ahial eleall drunkards be? M. J. A Successful Treatment Mrs, Edward Kennedy, of Meriden, Conn,. 40 years old, was advised by her Physician to try Dr. Martell's Female Pills, she did so with wonderful results. Thousands of others would Say the same. 20 years the standard, at your Druggist'. A Wholesome Peanut Brittle. Shell and remove the brown skins front a. quart of roasted peanuts. Roll the nuts until they are thoroughly broken; sift, saving the finer parts to use for rolling as you use flour with the cookies Put a pound of sugar Into it clean sauce- pan. Stand it over a brisk fire, stir and shake until the auger Is tboroughly melted, You must not add water or any other material. When it has melted and looks like golden syrup take it from the fire and stir in quickiy as many rolled peanuts as the sugar will hold. Cover the board with the fine peanuts, turn out the hot mixture, sprinkle over more peanuts and roll into a very thin sheet. This must be done quickly or the mix- ture will 'harden. With a long knife mare the brittle into squares, wait it Moment until it cools, then loosen it from under the board, break it into the squares and put it away. The rough, un- sightly pieces may be put aside to use at once,-Wornan's World for December. fivirmonwprow .TortoNTo In Centre of Shopping and Business District, 250 R00818-100 with Private Oaths BLIROPE.AN AND AMERICAN PLAN A la Carte Restaurant ' ssits. H. 'THOMPSON, PROP. CANADA'S DIVORCF, eaTANDiNG, (Ottawe (Nit izen) while, it WaS stated that less than half -a hundred cases of divorce will come before the Canadian parliament this ses- sion, it urtmt not he forgotten that many Canadians settle their matrimonial troub- les on the other side of the line. Be- tween 1.887 end 11•Q:l there were 455 Cana- dian eases a year in the United States, or an aggregate of 8,645. RanarommuarKulamallawommilt WRIST WATCH FREE A. beautiful small bize LADIES' WATCH in harsesomo LEATHER BRACELET given FREE for selling only $4.50 worth of the lovell- es; Christmas and New Year Cards and Folding Booklets at 8 for 5c. These are the very latest And most exclusive designs. Embossed and lithographed in all the natural colors. Appro- priate mottoes and verses. You just show them and take the money,( Many of our agents sell a dozen packages in me house. Don't miss thls wonderful chance. Write to day. You may not see this advertise.nent again. COBALT Gorr) PEN CO.,_ non' 200. Toronto. Ont. USE FOR THE THERMOMETER. "That new Maid is it genius," said the young housekeeper. "She has even 101111(1 it use for the cooking thermometer. No- body ever wei it to rook with. After 1 finished i11V mime in the school of do- mestic eeience I bought it splendid ther- mometer because the tearher said (night to. 1 pa'd $5 for it. it hat n. solid iron bulb and Was warranted to stand any amount of wear end tear, In spite of my determination to virile by rule that thermometer wes a white ele- came. She UtieS it to (Tack nuts with!" pliant in the kitehen Until the new maid New York Times, A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEAL To All Women: 1. Will send tree with full instructIona, my home treatment which positiveiy eures Leacorrhoen, In- etration, Dispitteements, Falling of the Womb, Pandit' or Irregular Periods, titer- ine and Ovarian Tumors or Growths, al- so Hot Flushes, Nervousness, Melancholy, Pains in the Head, Back or Dowels, ICid- ney and Bladder troubles, where caused by weakness peculiar to our sex. You can continue treatment et hotne at a eest of only about 12 cents it week. My book. "Woneen's Own 'Medical Adviser," also sent free on request. Write to -day, Address Mrs. M. Surntners, Box 11. 8, sviralsor, Ont. PR T NECKWEAR. 114.,__ There is a liking for very small decora- tive bows and ribbon ornaments for the nook, made of velVet and other narrinv rflosv- elibgh. onTsliAtoul fewnIli,tegzo8yintlationcy srrinhabe on - times, nett it must require nitwit pray.. tice to matte them. Little 11)80.4 no larger than a small hazul nut ate Set in Staid roWs aeross tt bow dr mounted. on A VO‘r• l.itost40teisttit iitts Inin tisutoiibot:vo7ci :)fllorb1671 flfltSli( 11 witil)ltittnttltr0rlyt the Most nopular of neckwear novs detachable rtonempierre collar le usually made of black or green satim with %bet ends of wli:te net or lace. Crystal blilOtt(t112.1eSSett.re Itit)crItatlivda it)10111141) ton? lit/4,1iu,p,711t1 plaid ribbcin are VerY noVel, and the Igeot-edged ribbon and the nOtrrOw rib- bon edged with a Vtilite pin stripe make 111J1 ttiernrt (1): dt11:"11611itAniklleireesi'trrkVitMelrldell!ertIrIlhitlitlatri'YlirtYhai itleovos of infoints' eireses ere it delight te the (tic mede of light ,oink o' h1uj ribbon anti 'tt!th Tun tomettes... Woman's World for beeembsr, 1 .SSIJE NO. 49 1912 HELP WANTED. tABINET A14‘ItERS AN er hand, wanted; 104 ture Nem*. :New pigging 14amiltont Ont. 0.4:11 ua to vtrItt. Van:net (10.• AA, PANT ANI) Vg$11" TV 1a1ter.04 at once. .A. eIcTavisin Aes ton Ont. AGENTS WANTED. ter NT4'le-AN ENERGETIC AGENT- AGNT r I in each town to introduce our line to the public; big money can/ be made and permanent position securod. Apply to The Queen City Silver Co., Toronto. F R SALE, A aviztttelAzi 4Ns1) 14,INGJ1Blis A'X bard tablee manufactured by ttie the lerunswicksBalite-teoliender eo. ot Canada, 4.4imited; into with „Nionarch cushions; (used in the best billiard raisin* and clubs in Canada); newling alleys and hotel fixtures, Ti.IE tUNSWICKs BALCOL,LENDER 00., Olr CANA- DA, Limited, 67-71 A.delaide Street west, Toronto, Please Mention this paper, c,j; HORT,AGE OF ANTHB,A.CITE COAL tes is creating it big demand for Hard Cokes We have it in Egg, Stove and 011eutnUt sizes. It is first class for furs neaaie'eloaisrldto"Iginf3gtatriOarInSgeill 01)BetnaVretOre.dFoilri ri1 4c TIPDP ,131 1a taom SontM,1774P481 SON, allOCERY FOR SALb IN LIVE WEST - %Jr ern Ontario town ot five thouaand; expenses light. Apply A. X. Cresentan, Waterloo, Ont, VOR. SALE -POWER HAY PRESS, 60 ton capacity, bale 17 by 22. Columbia, good AS new. J. W, Dickson, Dundas, Ont, MISCELLANEOUS. riAilmnps, 110TEL4 REEPE11$ AND .11 others requiring help; write to tile Farm & Domestic Employment Agency, 140 Victoria St, Toronto, Ont. APPENDICITIS CIIRE-GREAT DIS- covery, el per box postpaid, May save $200. Mitus Specialties, 747 Mark- ham street, Toronto, Ont, ONSERVATIVE INVESTOR; 'YOU ‘..) can buy Agreements of Sale off 2210 Ott Edmonton property netting 15 to 25% Yearly and security absolutely gate. James L. Elam, Edmonton, Alta, PARTNER IVANTL'D WITH TWO thousand cash for old esta,blished contracting business; complete outfit; present owner getting old; Apply A. I. Cressman, Waterloo, Ont. V.........m....amenrsramsaassromfrawersomassffsmorstasio** 011111STMAS APPEAL TOTHE PEOPLE OF ONTARIO The Hospital for Sick Children Dear Mr, Editor: It would take more space than you can spare to tell -of the good work done by the Hospital for Sick., Children, To- ronto, for the sick and deformed chtl. dren of this Province. Let me, in a few. Wards, tell you of the steady growth of thie hospital, lir the year 1875 there were .011,1y six cots and beds, one nurse, 44 in -patients and 07 out-patients.. In 1012 there were 250 cots and beds, 64 nuesee, 1,204, in- patients and 17,862 outpatients. During the 37 years of the hospital% existence, 19,370 in-patiente have beert admitted, and 133,714 out-patients have teen treated, a total of 153,094, or an average of 4,138 per year. Of the I,9,37a in -patients, 5,495 were from.places out- side of Toronto,. 9.644 of the total in- patients were cured, and 5,711 were proved. This is a great record. Of the 1.204 hi -patients last year, 341 came from 218 places outside of Toron- to, St) that the hospital is not a local but a Provincial institution. In the orthopedic ddpartMent n 32` years, nearly 700 boys and girls have been treated for eilitbfeet, and about 600 were corrected. Hail (4 these calme from places outside of Toronto, so sure- ly we have a fair eiahn for help- from the people of tlite Provinee. The Corporation of Toronto grants $25,000, not only for the city ea/dwen,. hut towards the maintenance of all pa- tients in the hospital, and; the eitizenss of Toronto donate an average of $1.5,000; annually to the funds of the hospital. Will you, kind reader, think of what yo-iir money will do? It belpa to xso- Store health and strength, and gives sound limbs and straight feet to erip- pled boys and girls,. Remember that your pocketbook must be the 'hospital's, friend, if the hospital is to be the ehildren's friend. Remember that Christmas calls youi to open the purse of your kindness 10 the hospital, ee that the hospital may open the healt of its help to the chile dren. RemeMber that your money etilt help the liOsyltal to build it bridge over' nhieb. tile feet of the little ehildren may travel on the journey from sorrow to, 3%,:hto ate. msiekness to health -aye from d. Please send a dollar, or more if yout ean spare it, to Douglas Davidson, the eecretary-treasurer of the hospital, or J. Ross Roberteon, ehairman f -the, trueteee, Totooto. f••••••••.4. •••••••=.111116,40.41111.0........+. Mirtartrs Liniment Cures Garet tri Cows, TWAIN AND THE OFFICE BOY,, Mark Twain did not 'cherish a fOlidneS(s for the aterage office boy. Ile had an idea that the gentle \Nes insufferable, and invariably when the lannoriet ailied forth into some brkeinese office there WaS 1111111OdiatO awned hoetility between him and. the, boy. One day Meek wont to see it friend at his office, and the offiee bey On guaetlein ley toms, said: 'Whom do you wish to see?" Mark mentioned his friend's name. "What do you want to ea him about?" one next from the boy. -Mark ltevain immediately froze up and, then with a genial mile ha said: "Tell him, please, I want to feels hie hand in hqy matrimony," 110** The cainera hi of greet value in train. ing athletes to point out the defects or form. \: S KIDNFYr c Pfic,141,1 ryis„Ae- v 1--)1 A it E rs