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The Wingham Advance, 1912-10-03, Page 6..414.4010 10? ...20 emaiseeeigeommoliiiit e!,e, rr.-4`.18 /04 tit .ett 't ""t tt tt' tt,v. BEACH BELLES. (gausses City ,Teurnal) "Some pretty grls down here" esaa, "Ohk beauties." "Which la in the majority, the drys or the wets?" VALUE RECEIVED. (Boston Transeript.) Griggs—Who'd ever suppose Brown would lend himself to such a temptible scheme? Brigs—Ile didn't lend himself; he himself for cash down, qv -v-4 that con - sold SPITE. (Judge's Library.) He—Maud has a .spiendid complexion. Shs--Yes, and, just Omit, IL hardly costs her a cent. i:The answers all the advertisements that offer free samples. EASY. (Philadelphia, Record.) Wigwag—Well, titere's no accounting for tastes. Guzzler—Huh! I can always account fur a dark brown one in the morning. t , ONE BETTER. (Exchange.) "Dibbs likes to hear himself talk." "Is that all you have against him?" "Could anything he worse?" "Certainly. Dobbs used to like to hear leansela sing." 'THE PESSIMIST. (Rochester Herald.) An exchange notes that the price ot linseed oil is now lower than it has been in three years. It merely means that a new way of adulterating it has Deen foand. *-0-t MILLIONS OF sEM. (Philadelphia Bulletin.) There are sun worshippers, but a great many more, you might say, who worship daughters, easee HIS IDENTITY. (Judge.) "I presume you never quarrel with your wife?" "Certainly not!" replied skimpy little Mr. Henpeck. "I am merely a husband, not a lien tamer." ONE IN A MILLION. (Cincinnati Enquirer.) Bill—Why are you so certain that Jones is a truthful man? Will—He had a black eye one day, and when I asked him how he got It he told me that a. man had bit him. * :41t_ HER STANDING, (Chicago Tribune.) Fweddy (at a loss for something to say)—I suppose ,Miss Maizie, you're—aw —a matinee girl. Miss Maizie—Not yet. I guess you are thinking of my cousin 'Rita. I'm Just maw's girl. GOOD LEGAL TENDER. (Louisville Courier-Journiel.) "Radium is constantly giving off ticies of itself, yet never gets any er." "Gosh! That's the kind of stuff for a bank roll." par- less - DEPENDED ON THE WEATHER. (Judge.) "I don't need to advertise," said the manufacturer of women's hosiery. "MY customers always advertise my goods." "But," argued the solicitor, 'It doesn't always rain." GENEROUS. (Cincinnati Enquirer.) "I hear that you spent a week with Oldboy," said Joggs. "He is a mighty hospitable chap, isn't be?" "Hospitable:" exclaimed Boggs. "1 say so. 'Why, he even wanted me to sharet he family toothbrush." 4 ; ;- BEFORE AND AFTER TAKING. (Chicago Tribune.) "Bobby, you have been fighting with that Stapleford boy again. Did you count ten before you struck him, as I have always told yon to do?" "No; but I was told that somebody counted ten after he landed on me." ;-; :4 • 111111101111111111111111101111111111111111111111111Immininum I THE DEAREST GIRL g. IN THE WORLD ti _ liminumupmemminimmilimmminutmuniumun emaemeee... 'Well, not quite. aprague sent me was none she vould take for a daughter. word when the operation was to be per- halaw. She must wait for the poor, un- formed, and 1 hired the attendant to editeated and unsophistoca.ted obild oL nOte earefully every word uttered by the their peneioner and tenant. Lady Home patient, lie has reported, to me.' Dr. felt bitterly about it. When the sea,son o - Sprague performed the operation moet stieeesefully, and the man BO fully re- covered his memory that he said every- thing seemed like a dream to him lee called your name several times; stud Dorothy was heiress of Robert itome; snid eomething about Madam Brown's school and the name uf Dunrayen. 1 have thought over the ease carefully, and 1 think the girl Was put in Madam Brown'e school, for young ladies, and that she very likely ehanged her name to Dunraven. I think wo have a very' strong clue to work from." Lord Wedderburn was delighted. He could hardly restrain himself from go- ing at that moment. The solicitor saw this, and laughed. "Be cool and calm; titer() is more surety in it. My adyiee is that we eend out two good men from Scotland Yard, and let them do the work for us. They are keener and, more used to the buei- ness than we are, and more reliable at this kind of business, but the strangest of all is that Dorothy is heiress of the late Robert Home. I cannot see into this part of the story, but it maims it imperative for us to find this Dorothy," Lord Dedderburn concluded to wait in London for a day or two to hear from the first steps taken. The detectives reported to hin very 000n, There had been a d-elieate, frail girl at Madam Brown's, by the name of Dunraven, This was a good beginning, to be sure, and Lord Wedderburn was delighted beyond measure. He felt hap- pier than he had for years, There was, at last, a faint hope for him. The thought that Dorothy could be the heir- ess of Robert Home, deceased, he rathee regarded as a strange hallucination of a diseased brain. That muat be an utter impossibility, since he had known Dora. thy from her earliest childhood. He was convinced that he was in some way releagit to Dame Wynter. He eould not believe that she was the ethild of his unele, Robert Home. He returned to Castle Royal and its guest*. Itte heaet was filled with hope now. He wag gay Se the gayest. He laughed, danced and ting. Lady Alicia was mystified beyond measure. She could not understand him. fie had admitted that he loved some one very dearly, and felt that she must be guided by his own looys and actions, end they were exceedingly encouraging for the present. That nigiet w'iea In the privacy of her room she opened the totters; there was one that nearly crazed her with grief. It was from her sister, Lady Emily Marehmont. She took the letter in her hand, and, throwing a shawl over her shoulders, she went across the sorridore until she came to Lord Wed- rierburn's apartments, which elle enter- ed. He was sitting there, staring. into the fire, dreaming. A smile was on his handsome face. He arose and seated her beside him. He saw that aomething very unfortunate had occurred to dis- turblier so. She handed him the letter, which read: "Whet le all this fol do rol about that THIS IS FATE. (Judge.) "It says here something is on the knees of the gods. What do you suppose it is?" "The goddesses," FRESH AIR. (Lippincott's.) She—I'm almost baked. I have been shut up in a close, stuffy room for two hours. He—What was the occasion of that? She—A. meeting of our Fresh Mr So- elety, HOW IT HAPPENED. (Exclialige.) The confusion of tongues had just fall- en on Babel. "We are deserlaing a ball game," they explained. HIS FEAR. (Judge.) judge—Mut father is very approachable.. Cholly—I koow it. 'he—er—difficulty will be in getting away from him. $ ea - NATURALLY CONTRARY. (Louisville Courier -Journal.) "Then you think Wombat is unreason- able?" "If somebody were to start a crusade against the bubonic lague he'd immecii- 'ately help lin its favor" 4-e- , HIS QUEER JOB. (Cincinnati Enquirer.) "Here's a man who has a queer Job," said the Cheerful Idiot, as he looked up trom his paper. "What does he do?" asked the Boob, "He Is bookkeeper for a bookseller," aeplied the Cheerful idiot, DI DN'T STAY.. (Judge.) Bildad was spending the night in the little vi -Page. "I don't suppose from the condition of things," he said to the landlord, "that the good read movement hasever reach- ed You here." "Yes, it. eerie," said the old. man, "but it Jest kept asmtivina" AL HER COSTUME. (Judge.) "Maria" asked the star of her maid, geeing perplexedly at her reflection in the inirrOrs "What Was I about to do— step into the bath tub or go epon the stage?" Marie shrugged her :shoulders. "How 'an I tell? arademoiselle is dressed for either." FINANCIAL CHEMISTRY. was on the wane, end the young pie had become almost tired oat, thore arose a new star on, the heavens of eo- eiety. "A brighter one ne'er had shown," said every one that ORIN her. Ladies .Agatha Somervillq Drake, Prie- eilla Somerville Moreton, and, Angelina Somerville Heatheote had gong uf to town and taken poseession of their ove- ly old home on Ratcliffe Terrace. There was no grander old home in grand old London. It had been refurnished and. renovated, for it had been unoccupied these many long years-. The ladies had come to town to bring their niece, Mho:, Roslyn. The Somervilles were of the ancient aristocracy, and found themselves onee more into the ceaseless whirl of society. Tide their great age rendered. irkeome, but they decided to do all poseible for Dorothy's sake. Lord Wedderburn had gone to Castle Royal for a few days. On his return he was greeted every- where -with something about the new young society queen. "How can you stay away? I tell you, Wedderburn, she is the fairest and. Sweetest piece of humanity I ever said. Captain C—. "She is divine," pronounced Lord. /My, who seldoni grew enthusiastic over any body of anything. "You should meet her!' said one. "I would not go, but ler the hope of meeting her, one so seldom find* sueh unlimited wealth and beauty!' eaAd an other. Lord Wedderburn heard, all tides, but his heart seemed dead within him. He had not. the faintest desire to meet the new queen. He shunned those places she would be moist likely to be. He did not eare to meet her. He frequently took his mother to these parties, and sat about iu tile smoking or billiard men, Onee Le VMS thus engaged, and a young man entered. the room. He wee exceedingly angry. "Re is an umnitigated scouearel, and I shall demand justice," he said. "What is your trouble, young asked the elderly gentleman. "I had engaged that last danee with Miss Roslyn, and the Duke of Avieelitee was eo beside himself that he etole my dance. It shall cost u* something be- fore this is settled," he said, eneply, Lord Wedderburn laughed. tle could not understand how two persons mid light over a dance, "Must Pe exceiatingly recious Ise cr, that of a dance, when one wo iid alrnort give a life for it, hal Lit!" said the ecer- ly gentleman, with a laugh. "I never felt inte:ealea eneagh to care to see this new belle, but 1 must say I do, now," said Lor 1 Wedelerburn, but when he went into the dancing mem Mise Roslyn had gone alto another. This =other waif most co:311)301)1y *eated with three ladies. She seemed so com- fortable and. happy with them, he did not draw very near, until se beckoned him to join theta. When Lady Alicia introdueed him to the ladies, they were I hese heard that the child of a former exceedingly nervous and looked at him tenant of Castle Royal, and a pensioner in the strangest poasible manner. Lord. of the late lord's, is heiress of Castle Wedderburn and Lady Alicia both no - Royal? It must be a most abeurd state- tieeel the expression on the rifaces. mut, but I am told it came from quite As they were going home, Lady Alicia an unquestionable source." said:: "I am so sorry we 'did not find "My boy, have you heard this?" asked an opportunity of an introduction to Lady Home. Miss Roselyn. In all my life I never beard it, mother, but gave it little saw a more beautiful creature. I sat e , here all thee° years, havreason to !redence, because we, who have lived there for hours waiting to be introduced 1. Rich mixture—One part Portland ' • but found. no opportunity. She coin- cement, two parte of clean, coarse Kind, lotebt ita truth. Lady Home felt much relieved. pletely shadowed ail the others there. four parts crushed rock. This is used for "Then the child that was the house- You never saw such a facet There it floors, fence post. etc. w daye something about it that fascinated me, 2. Medium mixture—One, twod an keeper Parkins' guest for a fe was the presuntable heiress?" There strangely, and those old ladies certainly one-half and five parts, respeetiaely, of was the slightest acorn perceptible in her worship her. Ono holds her fan, and cement, eand and crushed rock. This another a wrap, least she should get mixture is used for walks, the walls, etc. tones. cold. They show their great love and 3. Ordinary mixture—One, three, sik; "Yee, the 6ame, another." admiration so unmistakably that it is for heavy walls, piers, abutments, et. "Well, 1 for one will never believe it. quite a beautiful eight, Oht Reginald, 4. Lean mixture—One. for, eight: for Ball, I can't tell why, but I do feel So I would. be so happy if I only had. a girl footings, and in places where volume and thanh-ful that you did not marry Miss like that for a daughter-in-law. You not great strength is needed. MeRay, or any one else. That girl is must meet her." about grown now, and she was very "I never saw you iso enthuolastic be- arNeVohneen part lveolf ieseliiiitsmedt ancl the °mP.°Isritele°11tos pretty indeed when I sa,w her. In fact, fore, mother." nine ports of gravel, according dainty, petrician manners. Don't you fore, either," said Lady Home. was to the decidedly inapreeeed with her "I never had such a lovely subject be- amouut of and in he g und.erstand, Reginald, if it should hap. Lord Reginald Home made up his eera.vel. pen to be true that the girl is the hoirees mind to get a glimpse of this fair beauty Tmake one cubic yard of concrete o of Robert Horne, we are not lost yet? that had turned every head. the following reepective cunounts of re - 'You certainly might win her for a wife, "In all my life I never saw such rich ment are required. Rich mixture, l and save us. and exquisite taste she dieplays in dress, barrels; medium mixture, 11/4 barrels: Lord Wedderburn wanted to tell her One night she was attired in a delicate his secret, but what if he found Dom- - green, almost as pale and delicate at thy and she were already married to sea foam, and the overdresa of rich old another person? The, law Was most iaee was surely worth its weight in flexible, and eo long a. time had elapsed gold. Her face was fair as a maiden's ilnee that .simple ceremony that she t-gueli—lialf,blown rose, and her wreath might have been freed from those hate- df bright golden hair was superb. ful bonds, or what if he found her and Around her throat lay coiled rich old. she eeorned relationship to him? He pearls, and a coronet of them neetled thought of all this and decided to wait in her hair. Beautiful! You should. yet a little longer. He feared to think have seen hert Last night she was clad that Dorothy Was the heireas of Sir In snowy white. Her dress wasa dream Robert Home, for If this should be true) of satin and fine old. lace, and a bou- he would lose her, for there was that quet of daintiest flowers at her belt. Awful act of folly in leaving her alone They eay she has the finest diamonds with trouble and death surrounding her. in London, and Aunt irnily says they He lost hope for he felt that she would are very much like the Dunraven die - never forgive him that, Ile lost all amide hope, if this was true. His mother, The name eaught Lord Wedderburn'e Lady Houle, felt now that she must ear. Dunrayen was the name connected vet. If this girl, Dorothy Wynteriwas with his Dorothy. Perhaps this girl the Roane heiress, she must assist her might know something of those other toa to win her. This girl must be found, . Dunravens, or of hie Dorothy, who took If she 1Ncre among the living. When the their name. He would see this girl. He season in town began, Lady Home had had stteh a great desire to meet her rt solved to go to their town residence that he went night after night to the for the season. She wonld be up and places she W0tIld most likely go, but doing now, since she mast help to save for some reason she was not there, the dear old home. A few daye later, he remembered that "I do hope the girl is passa.lehe lookLady Emily would give her ball. Across; Ing!" she thought. It would be 30 much the bottom of the card wee written, easier for her to take her to heart. "Tie beautiful Miss Roslyn will be One evening just as they were about , here," Lady Alicia was all eagerness, to leave Castle Royal for town, the de- also, Lord Wedderburn felt a etrong teetivee reported to Lord Wedderburn. claire to meet Miss Ronlyn. He felt that They had found a girl, a 'Miss Dim- in some peculiar way elie was a tie be - raven was a sdhool girl at Madame Brown's. The girl had been. very frail tweezz him and his lost Dorothy. Every- one elks raved over her, and he wond- awl delieate, and wee sick the greater ered who sho could be like. The des - part of the time. She was removed from cription reminded him of his poor Dor- enhool to lodgings aod grew wore° and othy that lay cold and dead, The night died, and was buried in the Dunraven eatne of Lady Etnily Marchmont's vault, and they had seen her last rest- pertv. Her parties were always a grated ing plaee. Lord Wedderburn Was so tuve 8. 5 The Ladies Somerville Drake, Rompletely stricken with the news that he could not speak. The old thought Moreton and Ileatsheote, with Mae it, Roslyn, were late. When they were an. was verified' 1)°"titY was della` 1."nouneed, every man in the room started was etill owner of Castle Royal, but be Itad lost Dorothy, and would forward regardless of previous part. , he 10 gladly have given up Cantle mere, until their better judgment pre. 11°P1 veiled, and many and hopeless would 11°P1 for iler dedr 4411'e' bl" have been the explanetioas if any htta it was too late now. Despair had seed Jilin. There Wee nothing more to be done, Deeth ended his Ille'e love. RS it ended all else. * Lady Alieia Mime was soon Com- fortably settled in her toWn bouse. The eeteern promised to be one of the gay- te-a hnown for years. There Waga ho,t of debutantes. ThVM ere Was alth end eanty unlimited. It lute always seem- ed tittle to Lady Alicia.-- every good came to her when be wee powerlefes to Wept K. AmongaB this gay throng, there sant converse, Lord Wedderburn stole out of the room, that ka might escape for a few moments hearing her praises eung. by any and all of the young men around town, He felt that she, in some myeterioue NYttY, was his, and he felt that they had no right to sing her praise slte felt somewhat angry about It. Miss Roslyn was not dancing, She Bat in the fernery now, eating an lee. There was a acme seat, and, en this she sat, Above and below her were delicate ferns, while on every side were delicate trailing vines. She looked like a ferry princess sitting there. Lord Wedder- burn stood at the door and saw her face, There was something about the fete so like lifs Dorothy that he reeled and fell to the floor, He wee earried uticonselous to the room And did not not leave it for a few days afterward. Lady Alicia was beside herself with grief. "My poor, darling boy!" she cried; "tie not let him die." Lord Wedderburn was' soon restored, and felt quite well again; bot he eould not resist that delicate, haunting face that so strongly reminded him of Dor- othy. "I can not go again, Aunt; I can not dos.it/' Dorothy Roslyn cried to her aunt. "I am sure he recognixed me When he fell, I inn sure I muds have screamed until all around. noticed It. cannot do this—it is impoesible." "My darling, if you giVe way now, be, will draw hl ,. own conclusions; be brave, and he will be raueh leas likely to know you. It has been so long, end you must have changed greatly. I deubt if he oan recognize you now; So they persuaded Dorothy, and lat- er on Lord Wedderburn was introdueed to her. She was cold and proud, and gave no sign of recognition; but he watoleed her every movement, "I like the young man so much that I wish thmemight-be a reconciliation," said Lady Agatha Drake, "I was just thinking that," said Lady (To be Continued.) (Washington Star.) "11 swoni8 t( nu Our nfter porno o' these trusts have illesolved," read the puzzled citizen. "they prove to be harder propoeitions than .ever" "That," replied Prof. Hibrow, 'is but enteral. A great many subetanees, after tbeY (Mower immediately proceed to ervetalize." Real elleeilee doeen't have to pay a ciacque. EQUAL TO THE OCCASION, (Sketch.) The Vlsitor—You have a very fine view here, my friend. The aluidee-Aye; can sometimes fiee. leng way. The Visitor (facetiously) --Ah, tsuopote you an see America when iters dear? The (aukte—Varther than that. The Visitore-Ali is that no? The nuideejrceei if you wen awhile, you wilimee the moon, -;. 1.• • CEMENT ON PARM. ••••••••••••••,..•• New Usea Being. Found Each Year. Each year concrete 15 more extensive- ly used on the farm—for foundation walls for buildings, for cisterns, for 'Aloe, for stable floors, for walks about the house, for poreh steps and numerone • other purposes. It Is a atop that liarl durability and attractivenees to reeore- mend it. When properly put down, eon - (vete proves to he both economical and permanent. It 10 estimated that concrete wont for foundations, -which includes both mater- ial and labor, will cost from 27 to 30 cents per cubic foot. The labor for mix- ing and placing concrete is about 10 to 12 cents per cubic foot, Conerete cellar ' floors and walks four inches thlek, cost from $1.10 to $1.50 per square yard. The best concrete is made of Portland cement, sand and crushed rock. Sand taken from a pit is best. :ft should be free from such foreign matter as clay, soil, sticks, leaves or rubbiida Where much strength is required, five, round river -bottom liana Should net be used. Sand that is coarse, clean and sharp will give the most satisfactory results. As a test of sand, rub it in the hand, and if there is much dirt left on the hand, discard that sand. If, when a handful of the same is thrown into a pail of water, it leaves the water mude dy, diseard It. A dirty sand makes weak concrete. Crashed rock is much better than screened gravel, because of the rougher edges. The rook sometimes known as aggregate should he Oroisen up into irregular pieces having, rough, elettn surfaces_ Following are the • four recognized. mixtures for coecrete: ordinary mixture, 11/ e barrels; lean mix- ture, at, of a barrel. 'fit inixing, a water-tiebt platform or a shallow box should be used. The mode of procedure is to first sprearl the ye- quired amount of send in a layer, and on top of this spread the cement. Mix thoroughly while dry until a uniform col- or is secured, :Ln the middle of the mese hollow out a spot, in which pour the am- ount of water needed, adding a little at a time, and using care not to allow the mixture to become too soft. Work up the dry material from the outside to- ward the centre, turn rapidly with shov- els, sprinkling water upon it until the proper consietency has been attained. Tlioroughly wet the crushed rock, and add it after the eand ad nement have been thoroughly mixed. In this manner the sand ipttins are all covered with the finer particles of cement and the crush- ed rock when added has all the void,' fIlled witb the temperate mixture. This undoubtedly gives the greatest strength for material used. A very COmMOte method, however, is to mix all three parts at one time while yet dry, and then to mix with water un- til the mixture, will peek well and han- dle with a shovel. Measure met amounts of eiteli part. Mix thoroughly and not too long before Applying water. Cement will bet in 20 Or 30 minutes, and if disturbed after that loves its strength. Get the form walls rigid. and .do not use lumber that is too dry, as it. takee up moisture and elm/Igen its shape So as to injure the concrete in setting, Do not allow concrete work to dry out fast, RS creeks will appear. It must proteeted from the sun for three to five days and sprinkled with water to insure even setting, throughout the con- crete; In two weeks eone.rete gains etrength suffieient for ordinary use, but 60 days should elapse before it is given a full load. in conetructIon work, much its floors, barn,rou fenees, msts, bridgee, etc., rsin- been required. There had heft such. a foreements of ere abselutely esset crowd around Mies Roslyn that Lord tial. The beginner will need the super- Wellderimrn, bad not yet caught a vision of are eepert in 'tieing reteforee- glimpse of a fairylike form dad in ments. entowy white. When they Met the itunttr. of Miss Nator, roiletv:h:or‘.v Mitettelpejtiiistogreittftbil "What'A that yon are saying?" asked ut tliitt "There she is," whisperey Lady Alicia Home to her son. Roelya, he saw a most peculiar expree- moon," replied his small nephew. "Welly Mon on their fates, It seemed to be one stop it. There's no use of constantly of fear, It puzzled: Lord Wedderburn,- reminding us of how high beef and. • greatly, Ma mother made her way dairy pro -ducts eat go."---WAshington their eide, and they fieset )ained ittplea- Star. ' Qmesber the oft Try ittest it—see for yourself e— that ran"St. Lawrence Granulated" is as elm.= a sugar as money can buy. Get a ioo pound bag—or even a 20 pound bag—and compare "St. Lawrence" with any other high -guide granulated sugar. Not the pure white color of 4'St. Lawrence' '—it uniform grain—its diamond -like sparkle—its match - lees sweetness. These are the signs of quality. 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How rnornentous is the problem of the ne- glected tuberculous child may be appreci- ated by the statistics supplied to the public some time ago by the instructive Visiting Nurse Association, of Baltimore, when It had on its visiting list sixteen hundred and sixtd-five tuberculous pati- ents, of which one hundred and sixty - nye, or ten per centof the total, were children of and under school ago, And it was estimated thet the association was Only visiting a third of the con- eemptives of Baltimore. MIrtarci's Liniment for sale every. where. .; HONESTY ITSELF. Application for employment Was re- cenently nutde to a Louisville businees man by a young chap from the mountain region of the State. The Loulseville amen was favorably impressed by the stranger but as no references were offered he determined to hold the application in a- beyance until he could personally look Into the young maneante,cedents, which he could do when next he visited theft part of the State whence the applicant hailed. It was not long before the oppor- unier came. ale LouisevIlle man sought out the Afio,riff of the young ananee home eounty and naked: "Do you know Bill Sarks? "Shore, I know him." "What kind of a young man is he? " "Pretty fair." "Is he !meet? " 'Honest? ghore. Why, hese been ar- rested three times for stealin', and acq- uitted each time.—Argonaut, Kidnevs Wrong Z.-4 If they are you are in danger. When through weakness or disease the kidneys fail to filter the impurities from the blood, trouble comes at once. Backache, Itheumatiem, Sciatica, Gravel, Diabetes, Gall Stones and the deadly Bright's Disettee are some of the results Of neglected kidneys. Dr.. 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Het fortune was most meager, Yet all the mea seemed eager On the slightest pruvocation at her little feet tu Her cooking was atrocious, IL would make a man teroeioue; But be men this ped \vas voted a most engaging elf. Yes, every man who knew her Persistently would woo her, For—she gave him lent attention while he talked about himself! AWRENcE EXTRA BRANUM MONTREAL" ,11 1. 11 1 11 11 111 1 1.1 .; • 14.11 AiglikallirallilagMellik- WHEN TO EXERCISE. Tips Especially Valuable to Those Who Are Not Strong. Exercise should be taken at that time ot the day when the temperature is moat The Sting of Corns Relieved in a Night agreeable. For example, midday in the 'winter; or the morning and evening in the summer season, says Health. In the morning- of winter the atmosuhere is too coo: for any but the soundest lungs; and if the weather be not frosty, there is more or less moisture in the air, which is unsalubrlous. The evening is muck more objection- able for th a summer season, and not merely on accoura of the cold which it prc.duces, but also from the circumstan- ces that infeetious matters are mure ily imbibed and suspended by a damp than a dry air. In large cities another objection at- taches to the morning and evening, name- ly, the quantity or ernolte retained near the earth by the cohl air which beeomes dissintaed by ,the middle of the day. In the summer season the neddie of the day is objectionable from its great heat, and the night air from the fogs and mists, which collect near the earth's surface. Never slit your bootee -that doesn't cure the corn. Just apply that old stand- by, Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Extractor. It acts like magic, Mils the pain, removes the corn, does it without burn or ecar. Get the best—Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Extractor, the sure relief for eallottees, bunions, warts and. corns, Price 2.5c. As eubetitutes are dangerous, insist on getting "Putnam's' only, Sold by druggists, BISMARCK'S ADVICE. Vcrhen Bismarck was at the height of hie fame one oi his supporters ventured to enlist the Chancellor's assistance in obtaining an oppointment for his son. The proud father expatiated on hie son's ea acity. "Be is admirably equipped," sa.lI the fether, "and (Teaks seven lan- gtkagee "Ali," said Blemarek; then reflecting for a few seconds, he added: "If he speaka seven languages make him a ho- tel menager."—From the London Globe. 1, RE•WA D FOUNPING 4 SHEEP FLOCK Since the new edition of the bulletin "Sheep Hilebandry in Canada" wit. ie. Hued a few weeks ago, there has been A eonstant stream of requests for It flow. Sill; into the Publications Brenelt at Ot. tawa: A great muzzy of the epplicante *tate that they are just commencing, or are about to commenee, 'sheep raielag, and that they wish to learn how to han- dle a flock sureessfully. This, bulletin contains a chapter specially prepared for such persons, deseribiug how beet to es- tablish a flock of commercial sheep. The author, Mr. B. Speueer, recommends a floek of fifteen ewes as the minimum for a farm of one hundred aeyes. Such a flock can be increased with experience, but not beyond twenty to twenty-five, unlese it is desired, to make it special bueiness of sheep ialeing. With the man- agement and care desseribeci. in the bulle- tin, an increase through lambs can be expected of from 160 to 175 per cent and it should be the latter, The early weeks of autumn is etated to be the beet time to purehase ewes, as then one can select those that have rais- ediigeofooirlelatlIneba. present edition of the bul- letin is fully exhausted it still further one will be ordered, so that no one need hessitate about ordering te copy, whieh will be sent free to all who apply for it to the Publicatione Branch, Department of Agriculture, Ottawa, ......„. For information that will lead to the discovery or whereabouts of the person or persons suffering from Nevous Debility, Fits, Sldn Dis- ease, Blood Poison, Geni to Urinary Troubles, and Chronic or Special Complaints that cannot lie cured at The Ontario Medical institute, 263.,265 Yonge Street, Toronto. PIGEON FLIES WITH TRAIN. Every time a nortenotind passenger Irani leaves MarysvIle, Le, over tee Great Northern Nets( line a tontary trAW?-. On lEaVeS Lee station ahd tliP train for teive niiics. Railroad men have enjeyed ties novel experienee three :etre. They look for the pigeon vaeli day end the bird is as moropt and as tellable as train oraere, never falling to be on neud when the locomotive gives hs invite:hi:try mantle', No one tiniong the train cvew Itnowe tu whom the pigeon beionge or why the bird wings its atliglit abreast of the racing engine, but tit! C.nily presence of !hie sil- ent Vera Is aeeepied ;-.need omen by railroad ipen. Tiennetrule of miles 11 three years tee Weetoi Les thrive wae Cireat Nurterrn tr1ns fuld It never ralle dierotianilp It q, 11"ip1: mem a certain point Is reo ned tbree milee !writ01 :11ete eville 1olnee raseeetaele T.M.5.L1‘,4111041tcsic.. fol4.it — 0, on& D" z),,e4tzeip ...„............. ..--..,-- cy- . 444.- 2-1,014.-e14/1.&14..". W.- ..g. .4 ZIZZ — (..xi.0 -6..-, , i 77, adc`..trif ef * 14--.PC.070-efiled d',,, ,4 ,,,,,, --" .rok .7.,1/1'44.:eraaa ,4e, ...1",. 1:11, :--i- 41 , Z.,Z2:4 " lltratujse.. ' - 4 ON Mee% ifitlffSweiee Ws the CLEANEST, SIMPLES and BEST HOME DYE, one can buy -.Why you tibn't even have to know what KIND of Ctoth your Goods are wade : Mistakes Old Impossible. Send for Free Color Cara, Story nooLtet, , Booklet giving results of Dyelnu over other colors. The JOHNSON-RICHARDSON CO., LirnItedt Mono eat. Canada. , WHAT FATHER TOOK. He came dawn the gaiden path, a aid, sorrowful 'figure. '.Le watched him with anxious eyes. "How did father take it?" "He took it replied the young 11)5 11. "Oh, I am so glad, George," she cried, pressing her hands together. "Are you?" lolled George, flopping forlornly by ber side. "Well, I ean't say that I am, dear. At first your father wouldn't listen to zne." "Why didna vCill tell him that you had $2,500 in the batik, as 1 told you to?" she exclaim ed. "I did, after all else had failed,' an. swered George, dejectedly. "And what did he do then?" "Do!" echoed the young man, passing his hand wearily through his hair. "He borrowed. it!" Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia *• • CANNY WILHELM. The lineiser has put down his mailed boot. He has decided that for the future no member of the Hohenzollern family will be aliowemi to finance a theatrical pm:auction. 1 -Xe does' net mean to run the risk of having a musical coMody daughteratalassa FREE To YOU. 7i11:46;1.1rignei:urotle,tbltfziltintZgeaVittotiVosit:4!! foe MovineVacturo Maehlav, finely decotated Tess :sets, Silvalvaret Aecordlotte, Lovely Dreeseci Dolls And tratey other beeta fa PrOIMITIB Welt Fftk.E for selling our ligh cease Gold Embossed Pk. fere Pest Cards at e for 10e. Oar eerde are the very latemt designi in Floral, Eirtbday, tfoliday, ,Vitt'iyst COlitiest Aee., In ettistie eoloris and of gall soperlor quality that eciu will hue no trouble sett- ingtionn. 6.1 JUST SHOW THEM AND TAKE IN THE MONET,* You COI win sty Of thege splendid premitune by selling $3.0 Worth awl up witele, snit if you will write tables:et ean also win oho Of the Extrik Presaletiss we Are giving to thnte who 41% prompt. 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To nutty a one, while he is happy. the outer world feele eteynal; but as soon as he is sorrow- ful, an worldly existence is only a film. beeallee Cal and his emit feel so eloee. William Mount for d. . „ A WELL-KNOWN MAN ISSUE O. 40, 391? HELP WANTED. %Pt 1VL CIIIN1wrs wAlgir,ow. Fonnaus .i.. 4and nimehine bends. Highest wastes tor flret class net Appiy, suiting ex.- porience, to, Williara Hamilten Comaenes 1•41mited, Peterborough, Ontarle. MINAILD'e LINIMENT CO,, L-BuTED. Dear rs,--1 can recommend your 1INAI1D'S LINIMENT for 'Rheumatism and Sprains ,as I -have used it .for both with exeellent reeults. Yours truly, T. T. LAVERS, St. John. FURNISHINO NOTES. New Fabrics for Upholstering aji0 Decorating. voour DtrectO1rft /6 a etriped fabric in lave.nder, blue er eose is cum - billed with buff gray. It is best suitect for use in leirectoire, Empire atei some types nt a cuhmiai furniture. Taffete Direettere. Is a beeutiful ins.ter- ial of wire stripes admirably suited tor uraperiee ar,d furuIlur. coverings in col -a- blution v ith danatsle A new leeznes Chinolse, -6oftheelii! X\*4%1QP°klthelusuallybefui f111C1(es rosVeoorseei rare tapes- tries In museums, but selclom eleewhere. Toile ellinOtEo 811o1Ns small round me- dalione inclosine quaint figures In Chi- nese c:(Tht11TIV.. The backgrounds are In tose or blue or lavender. Velours de erinee is for covering furni- ture of the early lenglieh type. It comes In so eeal Lndere, silth alternating stripes of strive aid sued •••..lin.• ornament w;tb vaeleus epraye of floayere. ISilOtTleDERS WANTED — FIRST (lune heavy mgebinery ineulderei nine hoer clay, Apply, 'gating eXPerl- ence, to wilileen itamilton Company. Limited, Peterborough, Out. la ENCl/ MEIN, FOR CLABS cabinet work; stair work; tiara- Woode. State experienve and wages re- quired, :Knight Bros., Burke rails, Qht. W4NTEID-40XPE11rENCED DINXNU roorn girls; highest wages; perma- nent pbsition. Apply Waldorf Hotel. liarnuton. (letBrNETAIAICERS WANTED—WE3T- a-a ern Canada. Uanbury Mfg. Co., Ltd„ Brandon, Man. fl OOPERS, AelarENTTONI, THREE tast-claes flourebarrel uooperis want- ed, Late ot work. Paying fi cents jointed stock. 1)01111;1ton Flom' Mills, Brantford, Ont ttle74-NTIDD, COATMAKERS V! ately; steady work; best prices par Piece or weekly. Budge's, Port Hope, Ont, 1••••••••••••1* FOR SALE. 101 AKERY AND CONFECTIONERY -1-) business for sale; doing a tint class trade. A good chance, as have other business. Apply Box 257, Goderieh, Ont. To OR SALE—UT-INCH SCREW CUT - ting lathe, drill press, emory wheat, hack saw, forge, and numerous small tools, V. B. Convis, 159 Dufterin avenue, Toronto, Ora, 'WANTED — TO SELL FOUR BOLLS cotton for 2.6 cents. Two opened.: two not. Extra seed for hot heruse Plants. Send to -day. Davi* Bros.. Buckhead, Ge. • MISCELLANEOUS. THE LMT, 'Tie an age et men elleatsbermaids, girl Pne De„ Ape (Nags mere anonialous yet; Ilat the letest, the strangest, most of these IS that .ereature, xe lieeuffragette, Maypole Soap THE CLSAN HOME DYE?. Gives rich, even colors, free from atzeale, end absolut- ely last. Does not staiohands or kettles 24 colon, will give any shade. Colors 10c, black 15c, at your denier's or 4 post - paid with booklet "How to Dye" hem eot - F. L, BENEDICT & CD. Montreal WEER: IS THE A g that chau Who have taken our ceerespon c .,f.e.a.vfaaerufi ug Wo Id you like to !ou2r5see.oaorePie:eRttienal.ary drive a car? Melee for free booklet, Toronte Auto Institute, Toronto, ant, B ICisYreiTaig;PDR-Pinllio west, Toronto, Ont. tubes, one dollar each, McLeod, 181 Kin., Toronte, 111,1)coTveOrsez'eson—e.,'fiittattyl! CENTRAL, TELEGRAPH SCHOOL, provides splendid facilities( for traleing for railway appeintinents: our book, "Guided by the Key," explains fully; sent free on request. Write T EARN WATCHMAKING RIGHT; .1.1Twenty,five cane for every watch' maker we eau supply. Learn the blot - Awes right and in half the time cif apa prenticeshlp; reasonable tuition; tWenala two years' established; own htw4tna Send for circular. Ne'atehmakers,' Sehool, Wellesley street, corner (Thereto Laarontea, (Lint, lar, R. ME AN, ARYOU EARNING. .131 enough salary to support yourself' or family as you ought to? af not come to our office, We make real estate salee- men; -teach them how to make from $3.0 to eV) per day free; we don't eare what your work is or your nationality; ail we want le men with brains and ambition. Write or call during days, or 7 to 3.30 p. m, Suite eeIT, No. le King street west, Toronto, Ont.,. IT NEEDED A DIAGRAM. Dealer—Yes, quite good, only I can't quite flee what it's all about, Artist—Why, it's as clear as mud. The farmyard at sunrise. Dealer --Of course, of course, But, say, would yon bare any oajeetion to- making an affidavit to go with it? 0 4 Ivlinard'e Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. Tett PASSING OF THE FAMILY PHYSICIAN. (New York Sen.) By Mow but steady decline the doctor Who wee wont to share the joys and more abundant eorruws of the family Is daapaearing from the scene of his min- istrations. .Ano bet* ideal closely On- tevined with the life of every man or sample is succumbing to the tendencies ut the age. The eloquent and mympa- thetie pees of Ian MeLaren and Robert Leuis Stevenson have Perpetuated itt n,odern literatttre thie ;sterling itnd 10V - able type of Man, and It Is sad to note his threatened disappearanee. Tuts tran- sition has not yet reachet the rural cont- leunitiea. There the family doctor, who ittcbildhood Was dreaded because of his iteuveous drugs, but was loved more ilteply as the years paused during which lie was the tint to greet one In this world and the lost upon whom the darkening vision of loved ones rested, thos sympa- noir counsellor in sorow le still firtitly intreuelied in trusting hearth. latge urban ceraves, liewever, the fainily doctor is rapidly peeeing into it distributor ot cesezi to the imeOiallet. Personally, we do not view with alarm, still we join in the general eon- demna.tion of a faahlort that admitA of p. woman's wearing a skirt that was onee- azt InnInuellit No**, —REAL -i-er-At. .W;VEWadi4aS:A10C;:0fftintoperi ietniey for investment in Western Cate' atla. Write for maps and informatioK about lots la "Highland Park"; they ear. not ',ail to make you money. This pro. perty is not miles out of the eity, one mile from the union Station and bat a mile from the wholesale section. Agents wanted, Pull particulars trot:, the owners, (e. L. Slater & Co„ Sartli street, Reggae. References, Dun's or Bank of Montreal. FARMS FOR SALE. St4.ITCHiiWAN FARMS, sale 1 have apprtecimetely 40,0e acres of choice lands in quantities from quarter section up, sitlla, itt the tines wheat belt in the Prenince, on the O. N Railway, between 1)egina and Saseatoore close to elevatoe surface; priees rang, from va ‘zp for raw prairie, een to eetl acr for IraProved lands. One -quarte cash balance over five years. Write for fill, description; now Is the time to buy bn. fore prices advanee; do le ,to -day. A. E. Waddell, Shnplcen's- Moak, Regina, Sasl. RAD TEETH. ("Kingston Standard.) e • gorne 400 or more, pupil* 'who hav aeen examined in the publle sehools us to date the astonishieg revelation made that e30 of thera tare defectiv teeth. Surely ibis Is not a matter to b passed over lightly—that parents shout be so neglectful of their children tha they should allow so deplorable a. cond Mil to persist. No clearer evideno could be offered than this, ot the nfleeSt its, of medical Inspection In the schooif 1 A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEA) To Ail Women: I will send free vela full instructions, my home _Areatrewee wheeh positively' cures Leuesorrhaee., alk caration, Displacements, Fallietee of th Wane?, Painful or Irregular e.z1ods Mee Inc and Ovarian Tumors ee Growth*, al so Hot Flushes, Nerveuenaes, Melanchale. Pains in the Head, Back or Bowels, leiki. ney and Bladder troubles, where cause - by weakness peculiar to our sex. Yos can continUe ereatanent at home at a cost of only about 12 cents a Week. ale book, "Wotnerias awn afedieal Aavisere also sent free on request. Write to-dae Address Mrs. M. Summers, Box H. e Windsor, Ont. .s. aseepa... sio CHINES?, CHILDREN. 4-11 The Chinese adore their children; faze ily life ie very close, and all the numee ous members assist in bringing up th little ones; the babies are always ft th arms or on the back Of mother, sista, father or brother; and as soon as thee eaa walk, they toddle abont with that eldere their little bodies trussed up r wadded clothes, and thele Yellow heads varied pattern of small, erect pigtail end shaven sureeces. T.7ntil they ari five or sIv years ele, boys and girls an treated much alike. They are alwaa underfoot, swarming on the streets are In the cramped houses Of the poor, play Ing eoftly together In the many-roome( sectional mansions and garden court yards of the rIeli, Their elders seem t eneey having them about, perhaps peal fy because they are by instinct eyelets, than western children, having beet; traio, ed for centuries to a code of reVeretice,- From Harriet 'Monroe's "The Training a Chitase Children" in the March Cs)), they. 4 ; tee- Minarm's Liniment Cures Dandruff CONAN DOYLE.' ON ENCL1SH, DIVORCE. (Conan Doyle in eitrand Magarene.) If 1 were given supreme power, a pow er as great as both Houses of Partial ment for a single day, 1 would exereis. It In the direction of the reform of tie diverce laws. The LIIVOITC lawin En* land are no arranged at present that di, vcree is pra,cticaly impossible for a prey man; that people are tied without lima of release, to lunatics, drunkards ft:It er.reinals, and great numbers (mora Oen 200,000 individuals) ere eeparatetl Zee and. yet lire not free to 111$111'' again—t, feet width cannot be etendueive to publis nicartlitY. .1...100••••m‘, -4*