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The Wingham Advance, 1912-08-08, Page 6AlliOrtirt04110040440014.4011014110101444040-40040400rotiOpuff14 1610411154114 .00001.0-04. 4.44, o'^ • --44-0 00404,0 _ THE DAYS. (Chicago Nowt.) eViten in doubt try the bathtub. SOON I3E ALL OONE. (Washington Pest.) Ilvery time T. R.'s elevator stops stelae - body gots off. e. NOT SO SURE OF THAT. (rloriaa 'elutes 17nione No fortune teller ea a tell the future of the Republican party, bemuse it ain't. go- ing to have any future. 00110.4010 TIGHT ENOUGH NOW, (Toledo Blade.) Prom Paris comes the ttnnouneement that the tight skirt will be tighter 'next Ian: if It. something will littppen. 1, • GEOGRAPHICAL. DIFFERENCE. (Cincinnati a:Inquirer.) Willie -Paw, what is the gentler sex? Piew-In this country it is the f0.4male Sex. but In England it seems to be the rratie sex. • s YOUTHFUL INSPIRATION. (Monitor.) Little BohbY---Snee Willie, is ma look. in'? Little WiIller-No. What ygain! to do? Little Bobby.Take out de goldfieli an' let 'ken play wite the cat e 3 THE CLOCK'S MEASURE. (Chicago News.) The average ineome pi many man is about 2 a.m. 4.4.4 BOTH WRONG. (tire.) "MY wife still thinks Pm a treasure." "1 vash mine did. She thinks I'm a treasury," 1-er USE FOR THEM. (Atlanta (onstitution.) Later on we'll be able to nee the band wegone to hate the mighty harvests ot the country. ---- • MS FLOWER. (Judge.) Creakley-The white carnation is the emblem of Mothca's Day. Is there any flower that is worn on father's day? Joaltley-Yes. I think it is the noPPY. A HYPOCRITE. (Montreal Herald.) Teacher-JohPny, what is a hypocrite? "A boy wot comes to school with a emile on his face," naswered the young - seer, • SO IT DID.' (aippinooarte elamson and Darnieles wero alike In this reepoct-a hair out meant ruin for both. TIME FOR A CHANGE. (Joe Chapple's News Leteere When you lead youeselt "all at sea" It s time to anchor fu z,f a change in the titie, a married AN EASY WAY. (Life.) Sorr.a rnen think they are getting close to itature by maktng love to a ,grass widow. HIS OBJECTION. (Toledo Blacle.) "My obJection to a walking stick," re- marked the Man on the Car, "is that it has to be carried." •-•-• ALSO IT CAN BE STOPPED. (Toledo Blade.) There is one god thing about the prem. ograph-it never .has a cold when askea to sing for guests. • SORT OF AN UPLIFT. (Denver Republican.) A bent pin on a chair makes an excel- lent startling point. 3 3 e AGGRAVATES THE OFFENCE. (Baltimore American.) If there is anything that makes a man hot It, Is advice on. how to keep cool. JUST THE SAME. (Judge.) Pinwiheels are *generally stuck upon a post; so Is the man wtho has an easy and reneunerative job. IF IT SOUNDS GOOD. (elempihis Commercial Appeal.) A man tries- .to make a name for him- self, but a. girl is content to take one that .is offered ben 4: CHANGED HER COLORS. (Satire.) BlfkJn.s '12-1 zee that little blonde istet wearing the Yale blue a,ny more. alfkins 'llaallo, she's wearing Princeton alaie rrow-black at the Toots and. yellow at the ends, 4.34eir MISNOMER. (Baltimore American.) "Why Is not octet ranked among the principal products?" "Isn't it?" "How can It be when it e; distinctly a miner 1nduetry?" NOT KEEPING PACE. (Baltimore American.) "The national conscience is certainly growing In measure." "Yes, wad it would be fine for the trea- sury if' the national coaselence fund onlY itept pace?" A GREAT IDEA. (Boston Transcript.) "Why are you lookibg so elated?" "At last I have an tcrea, that will bring xne fame." "And what is this great idea.?" "You know what the 'Wedding Marcie did for Mendelesohn; welt, I'm golug to Write a. -'Divorce March'!" 3- 4 - THE I3OLD FISHERMAN. (Washington *Star.) "Iles your father gone fishing?" "NO," replied the curly -headed boy, With a frank stnile. He calls it fishing., but what he's tasty doing is hiding out so that be won't .have to be around While Ma holds a suffragette reception." e •.- A FRENCH DUEL. (Louisville Courier -journal.) "1, hear they fought a duel With words." "Vex. I was ono of the second:1." "Anybody touched?" "1 was touelted for the fares Out and back." THAT WOULD SEASON HIM. (1oston Transcript.) glicesSo you have seen wipe. Did he eay anything about yonr beleg teo ;young? He -Yes; but he snit! when I once be- gan to pay your bills I would age rap - COMPARING NOTES. (Chieoeo Puleatilla-Witen George and I Were Metaled be Inereatad nie life insurance. lettphorbin-Huit. When Mare and 1 married he let bie 11 fC ioenranee drop. Pireele; WIR the riee • a! e QUITE aefontroal Herald.) Peee neenope Lave beetle to hoeeett 1iie Whie race. They have eeened tLelee.(30 Iteelt Al elan' teen in- New York. 4tftor ral, in et -mac &ate Ieesenthal murdere, rethee taaerable to be ca,reftil ite to a-leau ono Itnotte. One ean only he eure by cutting the wimie Cauenelen race dente. ft LA.1 !mum umm itimiummtimunimmin iiiimunun num 4•11,-.--,40,0,1,4140,,..00,4,440444,41.1111,•4010,-,0•240,4441.40"1:44,1411-11.1410-00.1.400404 THE DEAREST GIRL IN THE WORLD iiiiimuumumuniumminsummui "1 Will attend to it, d.arling. You shall haVe leorothy if I have to MoVe lietteeil and earth for her," field the earl, 1111d a kweet Smile =le into the suuken eyee. Evening emu() on, and the vountese and her daughters returned. "My dear, you will be late dressing for dinner," site said; "what have you been doing?" "1 have brought Elise home, and sha looks eo Pale and ill," he said. There waa great agony in every tone of his voice, "We met get off at onee or we ellen be late, and there is eompany for dinner to -eight." "( ea ,you not go up for a, few nlei to see Iny Elis? She will feel it if you, do not go to her," he said, kindly. "I. am so late already that .1 Can, not poes:bly manage it to -night," ene said. "My dear, could you mit have manag- ed to have given my poor ill Elise a more cheerful room?' he asked, "I can not make the houso larger, and what does it matter for a chtld whether or not she has a front room? dare say she can have a better one when she is a young lady." There Wati3 something in the tones of her voice thet struck the Earl as cold and hard. Elise had eald it did not matte; and perhape it did not, still he would have liked the better room for her. "I shall go up for a few momenta az!- ter dinner," said the "Pray, don't allow yourself to be an idiot over a chit of a said the Countess, with acorn, as she left the room. The dinner was inagmrbeent. The guestenjoyed themselves greatly; and as the romn tbat Elise oecupied Was immediately over the ratioic room, he could not Teat for the continual thruin,ming on the piano. She passed a most raiseraible night, and when the next day came, it found her worn and weak with coughting. At ten o'Cloek tbe following day the Countese bad not arisen. She hurriedly arose and threw oii her dressing -gown as her daughters knock- ed at- the door. "Ilave you had breakfast? she asked of Mists Smith. "Had my breakfest in bed, ma -ma.. Have you?" she asked Franees. "I breakfasted with the Earl,' she re- plied, "and he has been telling me all about his daughter. "How do you like her looks. mam- ma?" ivaked "I have not seen ter," responded the Countess. "The Earl says she is very ill," said Tranees. "That tan but be:deplored, since it LS so very unpleasant.to have Meknes in the house. I do heartily wish he had loft her with his friends," seld tee Countess. "The Earl asked rife to go to see her, and 1 eizall do so," eaid Mize Franees, "We wiM be a regular martyr, won't we?" sneeringly said Miss Smith. "No danger of your ever being ono," said Francis calmly. "Perhaps if We =axe ourselves very useful to his sick daughter, the Earl will tolerate we" suweeted Miss Smith. "Perham" coolly answered Prances. "Will you two quit your ceaseless sparring?" asked the Countess. "If you are gong to make your duty call on Miss Dunraven I Will secompany you," suggested Frances, as she pre- pared to leave the room. "It is ini/xissible now. As soon as 1 find time I shall do so," siud the Countess. It had now been several da.ys since Elise Dunraven had been brought home, and. ae yet no one had entered her room but the Earl and the servants. When Frences Smith said she was go- ing, she did so at once. There before her, lay, pale, fuel haggard the ill girl. "I beg pardon, but I wanted to See you," faltered Frances kanitle her voice sweet, and pathetie. She seated liereelf beside the girl, and her faee held a kind expression. Elise Dunraven felt at once that ahe sbould like her. "I have expected the Countess, but have been zo ill for a few days." said Elise Dunraven. "My mother has been so bu.sy and has not been feeling well," kindly saki Frances, by way of excuse,at the ex- pense of truth. "I am sure she will do so when she feels better," a:metered Elise Dunraven. "How are you? 1eincerely hope, bet- ter. When the bright, warm weather comes you must get well. I am sure you Will." "T hope so, thank you," saki the in- valid weevily. At that moneint .the sound of the piano was dietinctly heard. "That annoys you, 1 am sure. 1, for ono, will never touch the piano -while you aro ill. 1 am so sorry that you have been annoyed by It." "I did not say so " said Elise, plea- santly. "Becanse you are too kind to do so," eald Frances. Elise Dunraven coughed hard, and their convereatioTt ehded for a, time. "I will not stay longer now: May 1 come often'?" she asked, taking' the thin, dark hand tenderly in her own. There was no reply, save a pleading look in the dark eyes. As Boon as Frances Smith left the room, the Heel entered. from another. Ile had heard nAl that had passed be- tween the two, and hie heart swelled with gretitude. lie never forgot one word of kindeees spoken to his &Ill He had liked Frances Smith from the first. Ile liked her bocaluet she was free front affectation or deceit. That evening the parlors were filled with company, awl when Asked to play the piano, she answered:. 'Peese eeeuse me, ne Miss Dunraven M ill just above, and the music annoys her." Miss; Siniih was furious. She had Bev. etal new piecethat she had wished to try with the Colonel, and now this WAS rendered impossible. The Countess was indeed angry. It was utterly out of the question that any one shotild deprive her guests of pleas- ure. Still there was nothing to be done but to accept the situation, Elise Dunraven passed a most miser- able night. The laughter from below had reaebed her and broken her rest. In the morning site Wtte gliaatly pale and 1: sgaril. exied. "find Dorothy for tate, 1 eart not live without her. I at 41;4 no one eon eomfort eAn Dorothy." The Jriprotaisod to go at ortee, and Aid go. lie tte.v..ed Dorothy from Ma. deem Brown's to her lodgings on 4rAet. *ha batl Aiwa un her *AMA liftwoutuswa uIuB there and gene away ---the landlady did not kiiew where. The Earl went nom, sick at heart and discouraged. He could not find courage to tell his daughter of his disappointment. It was the evening of the card party at the Stanley House,. The guests would arrive in a few hours. The 11uri was in his study. He was grieved 411d sad, Ills whole life seemed 4 sad failure, The Countess burst iuto the room. She Was a meat magnificent -looking woman in evening dress, and was ablaze with, jew- els. No other Countess of Donraven had worn the old jewele more regally than the present one, but the Earl's heart was too sore now to notice these things. "My dear, 1 really believe that a I did not come after you, you would never arouse yourself from your stupor. Don't you know you have only twenty minutes to dress?" said. the Countess as she re- bploaseoem.dher tiny, jeweled watch in her "My dear, I intended asking you to excuse me this evening. I do not feel like joining the party at all. You will I am sure." "I do not see how it can be managed. am sure the guests are beginning DOW to notice your absence, and. it shows downright disrespect to me." "You know. Marcia, that it is not that," eaid the Earl, kindly. She aaw at once that he was weakening. "Be- sides, Marcia, my daughter's illness should, be a sufficient reason for my re- maining 'with her, especially since you have not, as yet, found a moment to go to her." "I was on my way there now. Get ready for the party, that's a dear. You can, if necessary, leave us afterwards, and it will look so reueh better." The Countess knew in a moment that she had gaiued her point. She went at once, and for the first time, to the sick room, She was not prepared to aee tbe Earre daughter so ill, and she felt that this illness was going to be a serious blow to the gaieties OA she had plan- ned for the comiug months. "I am sorry to fee you ill. Do you not improve now that the bright, ,warra days have comet" "I hope to be better soon, thank you," replied the Earl's daughter. 831 116tVe been trying te get up here for some time, but since our return we have not had a moment to ourselves," said the Countess, lamely. "I knew your time had not been your own." "I felt that you would understand it," said the Countess, "and. that you would excuse what would seem to be neglect," "I do, indeed," responded the Earl's daughter, kindly. "Either your father or myself must do the honors of the house, and he felt that he should spend as much of his time with you as possible, while I could be with the guests." "I should. be happy to have you come as often as possible," said the sick girl. No unkind thought came into her mind.. She was so patient and so aeusible, be- sides the daughter of Francis had been with her often, and she had learned to like Francis, not like Dorothy, for her attetehment to Dorothy was as deep and true as ppssible. The guests had arrived, and. the party was at its height. The Earl had joined them after he had stolen up to his daughter's room and kissed her as she slept. His heart smote him that he left her to join the merry guests, but she was sleeping sweetly and her maid was there; besides, be would offend his wife had he not joined them. When they were playing a summons came to the Earl to come at once. He threw down his cards and hurried up the steps. There lay his child ill unto death. He dispatched his servants for a physician, and one to the Countess. "There reallyeis no need to be alarm- ed, shesaid to her gueats. "I always feel quite contented when her father is with her." • She did not obey the summons at all, even when the second ono came, Frames gmith had not been playing, hence she stole out unobserved and went to the Earl's assistance. It was a inost pitiable sight. There lay the girl 111 unto death, and the poor old father almost convulsed with grief. The sounds of merry laughter reached the sick room from below. Frances Smith was at the bedside doing every- thing that a kind heart and willing hands could suggest, The Earl °lung to her for support. She did not leave him, and when morning earae it found the Earl sitting upright in the easy chair, still wearing his evening suit, and beside the ill girl at Frances Smith. The Earl for the first time re.o.lized that be must stand alone in his great sorrow. There was the stillness of death in the stele room. Every one had gone but the earl. "Father, I wish I could see Dorothy," she said. He weet to her and raised her tender- ly in his arms. "My darling, 1 will go again. Perhaps may be more successful this time." At this moment Franco' Smith came into the room. She had heard the plaintiff with. "I can find her for you, if you will direct me," she said. The earl gave her the directions and ordered. the carriage for her. She drove at once to Madame Brown's. "I have just written to Stanley House to say that I think how we can procure the address of Miss Wynter. You. might go to Be-- street, and her landlady can tell you. I have directed. her to make every inquiry; and understand be has succeeded." 'Frances Smith drove to 73- street. It was a plain, cheap looking plane. There she learned that Dorothy Wynter had occupied the seeond storey front room, and went out to give music les. sons; that she had few scholars; and had not prospered. Lady Heatheote of Heathcoto Hall, had been compelled to go to Ireland for it time, and Mimi Nitynter had beenen- gaged to take charge of the three young- est children. She WAS at present at Heathcote Mil, Frances Smith drove to Heatheote Hell. It was a lovely old home. The groat house ;stood back from the etreet ,and was ehaded by great trees-. /n answer to her stlinMoM4, the foot. men said, Mite Wynter was there, and in a few raomenta she wee surprised to itee before her the most beautiful avec!. men of Womanhood ehe had ever beheld. There stood Dorothy. Her simple black dress ezihanced the lovelintes of her dark oyes, the toft, easy tint of her complexion end her wealth of golden hair. "Ledy Heatbeote will tettirld It favr days, then 1 Will eon at ottee. My poor darling Elefe, hORY 1 have grieved he- ms. I am not knovit her wheresbonte. htta ootztehow etzederetood, she hael got.* bet a tear Of the eontinent."' 0 411 414.4.00.4 1 1 111111 111 I 11 1 1 "141.4111,111,141104111.41.ror.00$011110...-.. "1"ertar4 it Walk the earl and oonattes , that you heard of. The ettel and, my mother went on a bridal trip,' explain- ed Frances Smith, Dorothy Writer understood now. "Then I may say yott will eonaer ask- ed Franeee Smith. "Yee. Ileese say that nothing but the care of three little children entrust- ed to me by the znother, would prevent my goizeg at this moment; but Lady Hea.theote will return in a day or two, and 1 will eorne itt once." In all her life Frames Smith had nev- er met so beautiful it girl. "No wonder Elsie Dunraven is se fond of her," elle thought, as elle remembered the mug - cal tenderness, and love in Dorothy Wyn- ter's VAiee. When the door closed after her, Doro- thy started to her room, but a gentle hand withheld hey, "I heard it, Dorothy. I heard you agree to leave us. How can I give you upr The young man was Lady Heath- eote's brother, the young Lord Roslyn. His voice quivered aele Spolce, '‘My lord, I have told yon it was im- possible what you aeked. I have been employed here, and Lady Heathcote has entrusted to me the honor of her fam- ily and her children, Then I refuse to ge to my dearest friend who is ill unto death, proves that I mean to care for the children. That 1 cati not listen to your love shows you I can not take ad- vantage of her absence. Even were I so unthoughtful and selfish, Lady Heatheote would never consent to it governess entering her proud family; besides, my lord, there le another rea- son." "For God's sake, Dorothy, do not tell me that you love any one else. I shall Win you yet, Dorothy, if you are free," Dorothy started at these words. Oh, if she was free but that scene that took place that night at old Lenthgl, farce though it seemed now, had left her let - tared for life. Lord Roslyn saw her hesitation, and he grasped her hand. "Hear me, Dorothy, for I wear to win you yet, as sure as you are free. The time will come when I shall remove your trifling objeetions. Say to me, Derothy, that you love no other." For the life of her she could. not re- ply. All these years she had cruelied out as far as possible every thought of her marriage. She had, many dates been too proud to cwn it, but all these yeare eke had loved the man whom she believ- ed. too proud to own her. He saw her hesitation, but he was sorely grieved. Ile could not give up slj hope. "1 wili win you in spite of all, Dor- othy,' he eried, and, she left him stand - ie there, *taring after her, hopelessly. It 'WWI one of the many scenes that had ooeurred between them. Lord Roslyn had grown madly in love with Dorothy, but ole bad her 'own ideas of duty and honor, and every pledge she ma,cle was alwaya faithfully redeemed by her. Elise Dunraven was delighted that she would have Dorothy with her again. She felt so much better that she was dressed and set in her great chair at the win- dow. Every noise she heard she thought It was Dorothy awning. The earl fe't kindly for Frences Smith for her atten- tion. to hia sick child. He thoroughly appreciated it. The day after brougnt Dorothy, and the pale &leeks flushed with pleaeure. It teemed like bringing new life to Elise to have Dorothy with her; but, when the excitement wore away, poor Elise seemed much worm) than ever. Every spare moment Francis 8mith joined the two girls. The Earl observed everything, and he reeolved to keep these attentions in hie mind, and to re- turn something for such devotion, He saw that the elothes Worn by Dor- othy Wynter were old, worn, end mtteh meuded, Ile ciaW that die had a liard fight with poverty, but that she luta fought nobly. Then the .Farb remember- ed that he -had remarried. to have some one on wham to lean in his trouble, and now he saw that he would have to bear his sorrow alone, and rely on two girls for assistance. He tried to think of some excuee for the Coantees, but, try hard as he miget, temel fuld none, He hearo now fur the first time that a grand ball wte to be given at Stanley House. All of the Earl's old friends were to be present. Many hearing of the illneses of his daughter wondered that he did not await her recovery; a few guessed that the Countess had gained her way. A few remembered the Countess' peteistency when she was ltIrs. Montague Smith, and wielied to be a guest at eMe mete acquaintance with whom she was barely on speaking Lei -ms. Everything was hi confuaion- men were all over the house decorating and preparing. "What does it mean, Marina?" asked the Earl. "Why, to -night is oar ball," *he said. "A, ball!" ejaculated the Earl, In as- tonishment. "A ball in the house, Mar- cia, when we have such seriottetllness that we may expect death to come al- most any tinae? It muet be postponed. It xnuet not be." There was pain and anger in his vole°. "We would have a high time sending, out notes of poetpottemeet to over three hundred people, bee -ides we ean not reaeh half of them In time." "Had. known it in 'time, it should have been done," said the learl, betide wered an to what course to pursue - "Marcia, you eh ow 1 i t tl e regard f or my feelings. You surely do not reselee what 1 suffer." "I don't see that theer is any cs,11 to close our doom and all sit arouad in solitude. Marty persons have illness in the house and guests know noehIng of it." "That is another caeo altogether. All my friends know of my daughter's neeis, and this think ehould uot have been done." "1 eau not be expected to go about in sack cloth and aSlies to please you." Her Words were &illy, hard and cruel. "You should, Marcia, have eonaulted my feelings at leastlied one of your daughters been ill I should have roped - ed. yours." There was a tender pathos in the tone that she heard, but paid ne heed to it. "I do not me how WO cell help next- ters at thio hour. There's no possible way to stop it now; half would *owe anyway-there'a nothing to he done now but go on with it." Her tones were kinder than they had been -the Earl thought oho was Amery Met, it had happened, 60 lie wee angry no longed. Ile went oat of the roone then thinking of tame errand ho re- turned, as Mies •Smith and Mies French; joined their tazother. "It le simply wheelie' that the ola idiot tould &tent of Miele a. thing, toed all for a ehit of a eitild, tool' ettid the t/ettp, tese Angrily. "I thould novo give in tO him --h e is a diewerigtht old fool over thee gieleeiwe eeae't make her get well or die, tither." "You lett, et hetlet, show yourselves to be resipeetable," said r raneils Srmith. "Thit it a matter beread you entitle ly"‘ttaid the Countetos, With trIttiterintt eoteteeitpt, . be 0:MUM/ed.) ITO sabrait to a headache is to %vette energy, tines seri eernfort. To stop it at one* (simply take NI6DRUN0C0 Headache Widers, Your Druggist will confirm our statement that they do not contain anything that eau herrn heart or nervous system, 26c, a box. ti.ATIONAL DMA AN° c14r.hlt0A1. co. OF CANAPA, WAITED, 124 MS STANDPOINT, (33esst1at Standards) ries story imm told of a Chinaman 'WM) *pealed for a paeiltion IMF geouste servant In a tinnily whielt belonge4 to a teen - tunable church. He was tweed; "Do you drink whiskeY?" "1.No; 1 .01tstiart. man." "Do you pet eerder" "No; 1 Cetle man." Be waz engaged and prove4 to be a capable servant. By end by the lady gave a bridge %;avtiy and went) e.00mpan- !manta The Orsineanart did his part ao, oeptably, but the next morning, he ap- peterted beton,1ta eneeteehh •"1 eirsert to quit:- "Why, White is the matter?" Clietlan man, I told you so before; DO lbee,then,; 110 hea,thenl, Do heathen; no warkee for 'Melioan heathen," eaea Minard's Liniment Cures Garet In Cows. •••••••••••=.4...101111.4.0111E RUG SUPERSTITIONS. 01001•••••••••••••••000 In the Orient Maidens Weave Their Thoughts. (Suburban Life.) The little cottage Oriental rugs often made by girls who are ehortly to be mar - tied, in Turkey, Peale, in the Armen- ian pletettu and in Afghtutietan, ettery with them all the poetry and myestioisui of the Oriental girl's mind, as she is just budding into womanhood. She weeves into the rugs almoet her very thoughts -so much is rug -weaving a pert af the Oriental life, and so little is it a purely commercial pursuit. Time is not counted of value in the Eat wheu rugs are made. Consequently, Am- erleans have found it impossible to com- pete with,the Orientale in the manhfue- ture of thee() practically everlatsting pro. duets In some parts of the Oriental -rug countries, it is considered wrong to have the rugs seen in the making by Christians, If such au accident oceurs, and one from the western world views one of the rugs, the workman offeete the suspected injury by weaving a small white spot in the rug, to keop away the "evil eye.' Sometimes, when the rug is not made for este, but aa the dowry of some girl , at the time of her marriage, and when eomething ineetspieious had happened, a little break is left In the border of the rug, by which it is hoped that the devil may escape from the household. Were the border continuous, the Orien- tals believe that the devil would run around and around. the rug, and. never leave the house. *: tIOW to Remove Warts By a Painless Remedy Don't allow those unsightly excre- canoes to %poll the beauty of your hands or arms. Remove them pabilesely and for ali thne by applying Putnant's Pnii- bese Corn auti 'Wart Extractor. Failure impossible, results always (lure with Putnam's. Corn and Wart Extractor. Re- fuse any eubetitutes for Putnam's, It doethe trick in one night. Price 25e. a t druggists. - . ORILLIA AND DAYLIGHT SAVING. On Saturday last, by proclamation at tbe Mayor, the town of Orillia put into operation the dayngia saving plate Its taivantagee were thus eplained: Daylight saving In an hour more sun- light after tea. It Is local time, one hour ahead of etandard time. It meane lovely, long evenings during the whole i-:tln)rner. rt gives special privileges to none, but confers benefit on an. It is tbe next beet thing to half it holi- day each week. It means rest in the dark hour and work and piny In the sunlight. It means work from 7 to 12 and 1 to 6. sod a long evenhig's daylight'. It means that the elm will not set until two hours after tea In August. It males a longer eveatne for outdoor enJoyinein in the hot weather. It will add to the pleasure and, eoinfort of hundreds of me.n employed in the factories and office. It Is worth giving an honest trial as an experiment, efina,rd's Liniment Co., Limited. GentlemeneesT have used elfNARD'S LINIMENT on my veesel and in my family for years, and for the every day iflo and accidents of life I considsr it has no equal. I would not eta.rt on a voyage without it, if it cast a. dat.r it bottle. OAPT. F. R. DleSeTARDIN, Schr. Starke, St. Andre, Kamouraska. MADE TO ORDER. ' "Look here' Mr. Humperdinclee said Slathers, tho ice man, to his neighbor, who enlivened his tiny by an eceasienal horse trade, "that team you sent me won't du at all, They're nothing- but a pai.ir of salutte-s." 'Vell,"retorted the Dutchman, "vy not? Ditten't you tel me you wanted 'em for ati dae wagon?" -Bessie L. Crabiel, New York. tvlinard's Liniment Cures Distemper. 2 440 41004....•••44,••••••.0... ONLY FATHER KNEW. Although he had prepared an oration for the evening, when he rose to recite, 110 Mud do nothing but gasp. At last lte managed to etammer Out: "When I left Lome thie evening only Vero people on this earth, my father and myeelf, a.; few What 1 was going to say; but now- .'ow, well, now, may father khowed"--aties C. Simpson, Pennsylvania. tat I. I Take A Scoopful Of Eaeh- Side H Side Take "St. Lawrence' Granulated in oue tieobp -and any other sugar in the other. Look at "St. Law - ranee" Sugar - lt perfect crystals - its pure, white sparkle -- its even grain. 1.`est Absoiuteiy • NO PLACE FOR HIM. Tem NieNeal toile of a Kansas man who stutters Welly, who visited Chicago and got into the elevator of one of the skyserapere, Ile Worked his jaw franti- cally, but couldn't gct the elevator boy to underatand what floor he wanted un- til he had Wm carried up fourteen stor- les above where he wanted to go. Then he came down to the lower floor and started up again. After be had gone through this perforntanee several time* he stepped out in disgust and hunted up the gent who was directing the running of the elevators. "(es -say," he stemmered, "w-w-aew-would y -you m -mind speak& t -to th-the-that f -f -fel -feller in the:teat cage? I wee -we -we -want teto ststeitop at the s-s-sieesixth ff-floor, b- b -but b -before I can s -say s -s -sixth It -he has Inc up t -to t -the t-t-t-twenty-ssev- entle."--Kansas Star. • Dr. 0. Gordon Hewitt, Do- minion Entorno/ogist, says, referring to the infantile death rate from intestinal diseases and diarrhcea spread by the house fly, he believes that the so-called harmless fly is yearly causing the death of thousands of infants, as well as spreading the germs of typhoid fever, FL t•-• are the best thing to rid your house of theae dangerous pests. , .0 4 100011 000.01 0... • I I 0. 0.0 4004306110=X0112010W111:11440' LOW STATE OF OPTICAL SCIENCE In many of the raa:te. of tee Leila; the unlicensed ineseriblee or giareee is nee bidden by law; but the degree ef knowl- edee required for a :.f;cr.t:o t:f N t-21•:- Often it Is obtained from a co.:a-pate- vete seetuol. %, hat -1t'1. 1,01 :(1 ra:Cd S t'f4 !I. Lew teat toreites anyone from preserV1- lag gle.s.:.,,:s Nt.t.o has ris,t a ti...;r.,1111 j,......- tt.S.S.:tnial trainine. at I. 1' tt lt,,'.,.f,tf ft. ::•„,t.f. t4 01 OW optical seteeee nee 'et Inas is ,,,,t, poasiirle, There are I:^1.r.A.0:s w'n!c.i g.,•(.) der,1;;A...s tO ho.v.itt? ti ft.li.,:‘4,. told it t;•:Ill-st",; Ibut in the attire NVt.11'41. 1..':er !•:, LW. (1:: SCh(All thht givtls e. a .1gi.c,f wnly., ti,.,alitts for a. eoinecteet knowledge of tee eye. Indeed, emcee en eur t",,.t:f114.!t:.:::', F....Ad IneNC4.11 :•.;e1,0VIE 11:( -re fe tee one teat gives any areper trail:leg. nett. ees: oculists nese, of evurse, t.egrees as OM,. tors of metlieitie; but thee Lave learned meet of Ns iiat t•y know of pract`ce on the eye lie esteetente or som!: other 0 '11 - lists -precisely as tii.1 barbtire tete used to learn surgery.-''I'i e letatie to rtelleve leyea-earala" in the August aletropelitan. - - 00:4,40;auf is certainly one of ih InOr,t eb12 at 1Ler.i tt i,i a fith la leer 1..e Ceaieti teeelle---bite:-r-teete iuOat reuein--neueett tifeeir.ess- theee combine to make life a tnirdett. 'The ie a dis,ordered ler..e,toree's ROor. They 0 Straight to rite rout of the trostble, pet the reser right, cleat:se the stuat- 11.:h and bow,?b, dear Coe toetreie eel away the bitter taste Icore tIts tete:the At the first sit of Lelieus- nest; t site Dr. 144 or s te Indian Pt 11 fit THE PENALTY OF IMPATIENCE. 11 Itatrisk Devea, of Lawrtnce were not such an impatient man he would be free to -day. Instead he is tusked up at the state farm, Bridgewatee, for an in- definite period. Patrick was on trial at ealten before a jury ebaiged with drunkennese. All the evideneo Was in and the jury retir- ed. After awhile Patriek became fidgety. The longer the jury stayed uut the more impatient he Leconte, riiiaily be arose and said: "Your honor, 1 would liks to ellen& my plea from not guilty to guilty." The change was noted by the cleik. Suddenly the door opeued and the jury trooped back into tee court. "What t3ay you, 1\1r. Foreman and gentlemen of the juty, is the defendant guilty or not guilty?" oaked the eIerle "Not guilty!" replien the forenrin, Patrick ws s t restfallen. Having chem. ed his plea. he lied te take blii Although the jury said that he was not drunk, Patriek 6aid that he was drunk, and so the court decided that be ought to now better than the juryealloston Despatch Chicago Inter Ocean, SWARM OF BEES RAISE TROUBLE A ewarm of bees flew into the open windows of the Adelaide Silk 1iII and mixed in lively fitehion with the 2,000 operatives ,mostly gide, There was a general seramble for safety until Herman Bath, a loom fixer, armored himself with screening and drove the swarm out. Allentown Des- patch. 00 h • .1 .4.44.01. .1. 4. •I it point h.', point, and you will see that Absolutely Best Pure u eir • see:et • Is one of the choicest sugars *vet refined ---with a standard of purity ,p"sit )e'm "lte tAvortfiee rAanuietect" to te "0 49 lee to xeo4 44,4t11.4t;,f!wAti154:11ygorsi sheoftwilittb7liatt Ttrwmy itliiit:iytoaputirrlietiot:n:tetyet. "Mosrturecvettylle Arablereells ...,,Terwrence bugar.'' t ENCE OteCtAlt_Wenf:lat, IlaittnEbm MONTREAL. ilistromma "4 0 -•-• • 1,-,e4,0"4:440,4V.14. PROFITS IN POULTRY RAISING IssITE No. 32, 401,-,4•00,-0-01,4 -By Robert ITN's, (New ),7Orli, Tributtee 'Mere Utile a tin', only 11,037 ,M414 bevy., when the iteoplee Of poaktry oy city tGiks and sub:ars:iodates WtitAs =WO+ jr Ujhut° sgiv4enrithePubplireoptl" ar d5yob Ite matwn titS tO tlie trno Wert!! AL P0111- 14,.. raising lu the eat* .t•ttult ietat sinait traeta Ot IitIIU. The literary pre4S devotett uf its specto tne s:de of the business-oreeaing birds tor exelbalutt purpeeee. The daily and Suit- ua ertaarilitt:Id'IlVe4uigLitairylei4ellst°11:31:1141y:lr: es1441114°L411):1441:1419ket..Itellt4.1 the farm. Hut what 4 difference there 10 to -slue. Nearl' .eversemay i beguanng to tato uotiee or this "little itoboy" tit the peat eed many are real1zia4 itts Worth iron! 3, inflnoy making etantipoint. Putaelty has brought about this won- derful ciesnee. it has educated the pEo- openca up channels of intormetiou iteretotore ceoped up in the minds or only 5. iiew, anti paved tee WaY for succeesiel poultry ralSing by the nOViCe and incX- perienced, Notwithetanclipg the rapid stridelt made by the poultry leduotry In the laet few years the eeture hes instore foe us sten greater aavaneenient along busJneas ik; 210W only in lts Infancy. tt bas just fairly bloasomed out as a Pore, money making propusition. The next. ten years promine to be the biegest lit as history. No one can prophesy ituw great its future will be, but no one dares dispute the aseertion that the prospects are exceedingly rosy. NEVER A Lefteel Olse MARKET Poultry preducte never will he a drug on the market -the demend is Mere:van faster than the supply. The output of Luella y products hae increased greatly the lest few years, and yet the prices tiotts for the winter egg yields have been greatly Improved upon, and still winter eggs e.re higher than ever. This conal - tem or affairs is not alone brought about by the therease of population, but is also the result of economic practices.. There Is no dieputing the fact that eggs, strictie fresh, at even 40 or 60 cents a dozen are cheaper food than meat products at the present high prices, to say nothing about their superiority as a health food. Poul- try products bave everything in tneir favor as popular foods for the masses, and are relished by rich and poor alike. Every family in the cities and villages that has the room -and it does not take much room -should raise- poultry, not nee- essarily for the market, but for home consumption. It will cut down the cost of living raid at the same time supply the hOlete NV:tit peultey peoducts tiaet are hlwaye etrietly ifeele There are hundreds of hinnee in Chi- cago wheat should steck up with a Bock of god hens. TLe cost of keep weuld be email, as the table atraps would go a long way in supplying the hens with the neeereities of lite. It wilt give the iteeper outdoor exercisa and he the means ct educating Mtn or Ler alOng it line of wcrk that !nay become valuable in a.tt.;r years. PoUltry work ie educational aria interestieg, and the longer one is engaged In It the more faacinating it becomes, 1.,?..elt of knowledge along this line will result in some errors -often some costly ones, Which may be disc,'ouravIng-but never give up; keep at It With a deter- minatlen to win out, and win you will. Profit by tee elle...ekes ou make; citaree tease up tu the -experience you have gaira ed and yeu 'eill fled they are not a dead loss tittle!' all. Anether* eoint V may save lots of Cappolament and srme toi1ari a this. Luy freat renaele ti de and do Itoi, buy teem it Infekster, who in inost eases doer; nut knee- where the stock came from oz. how Ir wes bred. The selection or the rt.:11g tt.;C:k Will be a big factor In t tiltitti2flte succ"4-s. _4 OUR NATIONAL PE.R. To ilk. Edith]: .• -Lanthros, WOS tne IncIA noted elie11'iti4 of hie time, perlatps of any time. Before his death he st.tted that, insert- ity e as irereesieg in imerlea three timee as rap:illy as tee population. That lea's a defiaite tit thealat:cal state- ment which caused it g.,od deal of em- elt-et. but 1118 31y 1 holv,iiit he nitat surely have male some misiake la h is ealeu'ae ie Now rom( 1)r. elneNichoe appointee Prdent Rooscvelt to investigate thi-s whnle subject. After prolonged study, heti: ;II 1.111111:e L11.1:1 Allierie;t, itt tilt es farts tted fleeree ,...implete- ly bear el:1 tle: stele:meta of 1.e.mbrose that ne;anny iaereasnes :le e1.4 thnes as rapidly as the population. lle says further that within the past few yti rs more than a nalon babies, have died us the result of the drinking habits of the people. Ile asserts that 911 per cent. of the cItikicu (1 atetainine parents are bonit t11;2 ItIII1. V.11;:e t•lily ;even per cent. of the eltildten of Moot:one parents are nornta 1. For every oiled thet died, of abstain - het parents. five died of parents addict- ed r tirink r eteee other form of nar- Three tecws weets confirmed by rneli- cal tarn oreseet at the eanvention when these statements were made. What else can we expect? Alcohol is a brain ncison, and every drunken spell ie a fit of temporary insanity. How 1 mesh the Government and the (;pooiltion wuoid get tof,,ether un this, sh,..uld not Le it party question. Old Physician. • ..ect P. e‘.. eeee •-•: etaa. ete. • , ' .14 .t. ••• Ye'ri will tind relief In Zag-Buk It eases the burning, stingidg pain, steps Weeding and brings ease. Perseverance, with Zani. Bak, raeans cure; Why nal prove this 7 411 Drupgista and Mora.. 100 box. , •' • t..1 t‘f r 4,40/$4/4.0V, • FOV • for ee ALL SUMMER VITAL DISTINCTION. easet (1N.i.Liching the golfers) ---Ce don't eee finny difference beehune that toe worre. O'Brienese:ez don't, eel Well, yez would whin payday tem ar02Und.---.1.305- 101 Trenscript. Mlnard's Unament Cures Colds, to. HOW IT 'HAPPENED, Irene, the Family Beauty, Went To Newport eel; her mother, While Cinderella stayed at borne With her pupa anti brother. Irene her dazzling cbarres displayed At plettle, lap and ball; NN ore the latest gowne-her form Was statuceque and tail. the load an/nears by tee score; They a ere a Revert t ba ed; tett all ef these her mother obese rorget h, ttee 1.51. Lame No time to grieve, del 'Ella have, Though elle was left behind; Her father brought eaeoelatee, IIer brother brottella Me kind. She sooteea their 60,1116 wait cooling &Ines; Her feed leas geed to eat: She laughed mei joked and sang and played, Till they forgot the heat. Theets prapoeed to her, With others; not so rich; She knew that one of them oho loved, But couldn't make &tit Natoli. When frost appeared Teal° returned - Ales! ithe note no ring! Van In November 'Elee wed A wicloWed Copper Rine, Although Ave ma,v not (stet& 6.0 11644', A31 thirern ere tor the beAt; Irtne aoing to Newpoit now Air Cinderella's guest. et. 11 B. 1444•-441.-4.444044+4111040,04 *0404 There isn't a great deal or differenes hetWesn being liteky told hating WA - 1. HELP. WANTED* ri` WANanal) A11741.° 1:1,1 gu(ki Illevhertie; tam ettowle-,tge of pen -Wang prefeteed; highest wagee paid, J. 0S. elareb, Araprioa, ••-•ms ette itehrelle es N trieSInns- ,ee two potent' temate. Ittioaes AYoulitt liospitah 400 14 82 street, Clileago, 111, ANuriilD 13"KN(411,11/IIN, machinerrian and sash hands. APP1Y to P. W. elatelluee & Son, Gait, tent I.- • • -•• •-•-•••,a`•••-••-•.• Iter GOODS SafereetfaN eright young man, to take vharge of etaple department. Apply, statina age, 1enet11 or experietiee anti weave eateleY- w. & crait. ..... 1"Ini•-• 1," • OOD 4U BOUND MAN FOR boreeehoeing. kiex 54, etlanwortn, Ont. 1.41 xnsT CLASS DI1P.ISSMAKE1t, CA -1? - 1.' able of taking full meata.gernent of nigh class business; state where last em- ployed, length of experienee and N41a2l wanted. W. W. Wilithison & Co., Clait, Oat. wAN'enta FEW EXPERIENCED benchinext and also improvers on Parlor frame work. Apply elold Medal Furniture Mfg. Co.. Toronto. ANTED-X2CPERIENCED DINING TV room girls; hiebeet wages; perma- nent position. Apply Waldorf Hotel, riamitton. Amami FOR SALE. 0.041 $700 IF,L12)..ITIT,. Ri`irRe„utVe-re* good tires•; electrlo lignts, Car Ilea onay run 4,000 miles. S. E. Leverage, 122 'Ouellette avenue, eleintleor, Ont. Phone 1299. 141 Olt 3ALE-13TeS, DRAY AND EX - Press business in live town. A atone), maker. Price e2,700 for quick sale. Act quickly. 13ox 17, Durham, Ont. --•-••--- FARMS FOR SALE. VI OR 'SALV-GIJELPII FARM. WITH eplendid buildings; ecnvenient to city. Must be sold. D. Barlow, Guelph. INVESTMENTS. ww- BUSINESS OPENINGS IN THE WEST Busineeses bought and sold. Safe In- vestments obtained, goed interest. Write for particulars and for our book- let "Business Opportupities and Invest- tnents in Western Canada." II. H. PIGOTT & CO., Limited, WINNIPEG earRY BE CONTENT WITH SMALL VII Interest? We have many opportuni- ties to make loans; absolute security; 3 per cent. net to Investor; Improved pro- perty; Canadian Northern and branch Ceneallan Pacific Railways °amine MS, with terminus here; values will ries euteely; investigate and buy before tee nee; largest apple district in Province: we sell large acreage; city, orchard and farm lands; Information and literature free. Apply 'Wilkinson & Fisher, Ke- lowna, B. C. MISCELLANEOUS. ' • 01. - • • it a mimetic. • Fee. ' • - , ,'-eameer•40;;Ittite.t.ttiqt to, eceee deen-eleentabi ' *4t'fQr Coiipkte C'ourse - • • . • atnit ^1,e,XtSBpck W-EtITS:AT•ptICE. JJUI11kU..S 11 ft *in tilt/ - IfittAkt1SitiENO:2C01:LEGE• out. SEND IN NAMES Ex -Members of Thirteenth May Now Register for SemiXentennial tertangements Its ve been nude for the reeistratiott of names in connection with the selcbration of the semi -cen- tennial of the Thirteenth Royal Regi- ment, end it is hoped that all ex -mem- bers will send in their mimes, The registration of names will be made at .Nordheimer's Milkie store, 18 King etreet west. :this is the Only IneanS the officers have of getting into touch with exemembers, and it is hoped that the members and ex -members who know of the celebration will inform any ex -members whose whereabouts they know, so that they may accept this notice of the affair as an invita- tion to send in their names. AR soon as names are receleed personal invi- tations will be sent out and informa- tion given regarding the celebration. Through the co-operation of all mem- bers alai ex -members who know of the arrangements that are being made, the affair can be made the success the of- fieers hope, and as elaborate arrange- ments are being made it is believed that the atten1danelewill b1. every large on September 3, 4 d 5 4'.-* SKILFUL WOMAN WINE TASTER. Of the many trades and callings now followed by women that of wine taster seerns to he the most curious and more- tive. Mine. Coninere, whose services are in groat demand in France, Germany and Is reported to earn about 325,000 a year, Many firms employing her for reg- ular work aria frequently for speciat duty. 'Wine tastels, It appears, are born, not made, and must possess the gift et it rare and delie.ate palate. Mlle. Collinere is said to excel in Me respect, being able to discern front tna taste of wine the place of growth of the grapee from which it was made. She can also easily detect adulteration, (Waren- elate blends and declare the age of wine' with unralling accuracy on0e. she has a spoonful of the liquor in her mouth. Sev- eral female tasters had made a reputa- tion priox. to Nina Cullinere, the most celebrated of them being the late Mme. Poninierywife of the famous ehamps,gne merchant of that name. -Licensed Trade Journal. IVIiriard's Liniment Cures Diphtherial. • WORLD'S LARGEST BUILDING. The first day of Jule the topinost piece of stcel earrit WR8 riveted in place an the Woolworth building In New York. This atructure la notable tia being the loftiest building devoted to business parPoses in the world. From elle sidewalk to the top of the cupola is 750 feet, wheel is 50 teat lytOre than tne neight of the Metropolitan lailldiag in this city, and 136 feet MOre than the height of tbe 8;1401' Building tower, oleo in New Yore. The 1)11141111a, eentabee 65 storeys in the tower. 11 !s or the ata,ntitere steel eoltuna end floor beam eenetruetion; but in lret1P/' to take tare of the ,ettOrntoue dead aced and the great wind -load, the eolumns aro necessarily of unprecedented size.