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The Wingham Advance, 1912-04-25, Page 61 r ia 1,1p/ I ^eat -.eaten t IC. 44`Qei SILENT RECITATION.. (Now York Teicerana) "What is your favorite recitation?" "Cortew Shall Nut Ring Tu -night." "but no mi e reeltes that nowt.° "TIuit' vhy 2. jiit it." SOLD HER HAT. Mullett) New.) "Nilott's the matter you.' ? Silt a! ell broken up lately." "She got zt terrible Jar." "What lots happencd?" "Why, File. WaS asiSist,1111: at a reminage eale, twit oil her new hat, and romebody sold it for thirty-five cents." EXPLAINING HIS DISFIGUREMENT (Philadelphia Rivera.) Sem-Bill looked all battered tip to -clay. thing happen? sh(itild say so. Ile yellee nut "hepoy" when a suffragiet eteetker aelta cat "What would man be tvittimit CATTY, tiVeggendorfer Mau tor.) Jane --You should have eeen the hahl- Home chap wao threw in a Wee front the car WitinOW. liessie--4xpress or local? "Exprees. Why?" "1 understand." a - STAIN OF TH,F. AGES. (Philadelphia ntesord.) Willie -Has jaelt a goua reason fur be- ing ashamed uf his ancestors? should etty ou. His grandfather siouck Out four times in a world's euriee. A GOOD TIME. (London Opinion.) Tommy -I bet you didn't have a good time at your birthday perty yesterday; - Kitty -I bet I did! Tommy -Then why aren't you ill to- day? THE WINNER. (London Opinion.) Waiter -Thank you very much, sir. Old Gent -What the deuce do you mean? I haven't given you anything. Waiter -No, sir. But I bet No. 10 half a crown you wouldn't tip me. LUCK. (Detroit Free Press.) "I understand his wife came into con- siderable property a few months ago." "She did." "'What a lucky dog he Is." "Lucky, eh? He's been humping him- self ever since trying to raise money to Pay tbe taxes," 4 HIS MISTAKE. (Vancouver Saturday Sunset.) A man, arrested for murder, bribed an Irishman on the jury with $100 to hang out for a verdict of manslaughter. The man rushed up to the Irish juror and said: "I'm obliged to you, my friend. Did you have a hard time?" "Yes," said the Ir- ishman, "an awful time. The other el- even wanted to acquit yez." • IN THE FAR EAST. (Judge.) Fair Voyager -Why are we sailing along here with the flags at half mast? Captain -Out of respect for the Dead Sea, ma'am. e MAKES THE MOST OF IT. Philadelphia Record.) Ginkse-Doesn't your wife worry be - case she's losing her hair? Dink-Oh, no. She learned to make the most of it. a s e WHAT CHANCE HAD HE? (Lite.) Gillet -So you consider that your last employers treated you nufairly? Perry - Worse than that. I was an agent for their bottled water and they gave mo Kentucky for my district. TAKING NO CHANCES. (Detroit Free Press.) "Why don't you put a 'wet paint' sign on your porch?" "Not much. I did that last year and all who paseed rubbed their fingers over It to see if it really was. This year l'm taking no chances." FEELING FOR THE KEY. (Philadelphia. Record.) Visitor -Your ,daughter, el. -doesn't seem quite sure which note to strike. Blutfem-Oh, my, no. She plays With a great deal of feeling. NOTHING DISPARAGING. (Life.) Agnes -And did he say I looked Intel- lectual? Gladys -Oh, no, indeed: I assure hc said nothing disparaging. you 4 MATTER OF ENTREE. (The Delineator.) At the colored ball the doorkeeper was asked what "not transferable" ue the ticket meant. "It means dat no gentleman an aa- mitied, he comes hisself." TO TRAIN NURSE. (Buffalo Express) "I thought you had a trained nurse to wait on your wife?" "So I have." "And now you're looking for Moro 11010" "Yes, I find I have to have three or four maids to wait on the trained nuree." 4 ;. 4- A TRAP FOR HER. (Judge.) "I Pee your wife has her hand in a bondage. What is the matter? "1 set a mousetrap and put it In my picket last night." HAD SOUND SIGHT. (Exchange.) Wife (dining at restaurant)-.Toi.n,dear, can you see what those people at the tv.,xt table are eating? Iiusba.nd-Can't see at all,but it sounds like celery. 1t THE WAY -r0 DO IT. (Detroit Free Press.) "To what do you attribute your 811C. Cef.8 as a saleeamn?" "in never no:sting any time on a busy mita who didn't want to buy, and spend- ing till my effort finding people who were really interested In mse proposition." NOT OVERPAID. (Boston Transcript.) Vaelly-Ten yOur sister 1 am here, Ito man. And there's a dime for your trouble. liobby-Yes, sis sr id there'd be trounie If 1. let you know she was in. CORRECT DIAGNOSIS. (Catho)ic, Sat:metal and Tintee.) T ,"(P8.--41(aily, wa,-. a love motel,. JCSS-N01113011110: 110'S ola tiug tO lier grandfganer. She simply married hie monee. Tese-Of (entre, hut veil don't (IOWA t -at rho 10‘ PSI money, do you? IF YOU HAVE THE MUN. (Philadelphia Re(.'ord.) "Sny, pep, tvhat monev?" "Money, nee soe, ie the rooz et all evil. Thee. ie to tty., with it you can buy a wire oz keep eepeneive 1r:wieder antra. mentr. No Matter which one 3,.ou ehoo0 wl5•1i you had the ether." BEINt.; PHILOSOPHICAL. (Wit:-birot":rat -so 3 oit didn't f.nd the ot Pt!'netta:1 17,110,0" "No," replb d Pohee, (1. Loon, "hut 1 d• n't eare. A nix. hit 'hi 10 Lef tiver veeerilig eolltore hetet gold i-e.int (.0fl1etin-ie in L., IMIZIMIZACAMINIMIZIMMEMZ Ztz S m tZZZ tunnaluargasatammusennota "Ile passed through, still holding the extinguished candle; tbe door slid. back, ttedefl wee alone in the siea-room. Ttlfer slept and snored; General Tre- vanion and the will had disappeared in the black gulf, and -that ie all." Despite her devilish audacity and eourage. the Weinall'i Fele(' Shook AS she fieished her terrible recital. .1..'or the man beside her, he gave a gaping cry of utter horror. "Good God!" he said. "And he never eame baek?" "He never (tame back," breathleesly- "eo," "..kral you never told?" "I eever told." Cyril T revanion convulsively loosened his necktie, with n strangling feeling 111 Iii s throat. "It is enough to make one's hair rise! My heaven1 what a heart of stone you have, Edith Ingram. I eould not nave done that." "No, I dare say not!" Edith Ingram retorted, scornfully. "You don't need to tell me how far your courage would cnrry you, I won't see that I am so much to blame in this matter. It was his own doing. He would have died in a day or two, in any ease, 1 had no hand in the matter. But that is beside our affair. What you are to do is to drive to Monkswood this very night, seek out the 'Adam and Eve' room, find the secret spring, enter, and bear away the will." "And face that? Not for ten thousand wills!" "Coward! poltroon, craven! cur! Oh, words are poor and weak to tea my contempt for you! Go, then, white-iiv- ered upstart that you are, and die a beggar as you deservel I shall marry Sir Rupert Chudleigh; Sybil Trevanion will marry Macgregor, and endow him with the noble inheritance that your base cowardice will not let you grasp. Go! and never let me see your miserable, craven face again;" The passionate words broke from her in a torrent. She flung him off in her fury, and turned to go; but he grasped her arms and held her fast. "Stay, woman, or devil, and do with me as you like! I will go, but you hall go also. From this hour I claim you, by one compact of guilt. Together, as you said, we will find the will, and before yonder August moon wanes you shall be my wife. Fiend though you be, your beauty has driven me mad. 1 am ready to risk anything, to face anything, to secure you and foil them. Come!" "IT tiny; her forcibly with him. She could hear the convulsive clicking of his set teeth. She never said a word. She drew the long mantle she wore cloaer around her, and followed him like a lamb, it was an eerie scene -an eerie hour. The moon, angry and red, rent her way up through piles of jagged, black cloud, and cast fantastic shadows on the earth. The trees rocked in the railing gale. There in the long avenue the very "blackness of darknes reigned." A weird and ghostly night for the terrible errand of this man and woman. If Edith Ingram's heart failed her, she was too "plucky' to show it; and she had goaded the craven beside her into that reckless madness that stands Cow- ards in good stead sometimes for cour- age. Not a word was spoken as he hurried her down the avenue, and into the chaise. Ile took his seat beside her, seized the reins, and drove away rapidly toward Monkswood Waste. "You can find the secret siprinv" he asked, sullenly, after a time. "I can find it -yes." "Do you know where the hidden. TOOM leads to 7" "I asked Lady Lemox carelessly once. She told me those secret passages. did exist, she believed, in the Priory, and had been used often in the troubled days of Henry and his daughters'to conceal fugitives. She knew nothing of their whereabouts, however; and during all the search no one thought of this, or of that, or of the possibility of the dying man rising from his bed and walking unaided and alone. The great entrance gates will be closed; you must drive round to the west gate, "And pass the Retreat, and run the risk of being seen by the cursed Mac- gregor?" "We run more risks than that. There is no alternative. By the bye, when you find the will, as we shall, of course, you must not reveal the fact for a little while. On the whole, you had best not find it at all -that is, openly. We will see some obscure drawer or escritoire, and. place it in that; some of your work- men will stumble accidentally on the spot, guided by you, and he shall bring the will to light. Thus suspicion will be avoided; and there are many very ready to suspect both you and ine." "You are a match for the whole of them," Cyril Trevanion burst out, in ir- repressible admiration. "I never saw your equal. What they say of Maria Theresa they ought to say of your 'The heart of a woman, and the intellect of a man.'" Mrs. Ingram smiled in the darkness. "The heart of a woman. I hope not. - Women with that inconvenient append- age are very apt to make idiots of themselves sooner or later. 1 suppose ain that terrible modern innovation, a, 'strong-minded. women;' and my wits being my only fortune, I must keep them sharpened. Histnot a word more. Here is the west gate, and lights burn still in the windows of the Re- treat. Better hav a blood -hound on our track than Angoe Macgregor." CHAPTER XXIV. The night had grown more and 1110Te overcast during their drive. The wind had rieea to a shrieking gale; the bloods ted disk of the moon had dropped en- tirely out of sight. Only one bar of lurid red. in the east showed where she had hid her face. Torn and black, the Jagged elands rent their angry way neross the sky, end the roar of the sea down there on the Sussex coast Was as the firet roar of a beast of prey. The storm was very near now, Clinging to Cyril Trevanion's arm, Mrs, Ingram flitked by the Retreat. He was more afraid, in all probability, than she; but the feminine instinct still made the weak woman cling to the strong, man. She looked tip at the lighted windows of that hidden hermitage with a strange, ,Atrong feat. What was be doing -this man who held her in the hollow of his 70and-writhe!, sleeping or plotting her 11,417 oh, Co know who he wasi to sound the depths of his knowledge of the tcrrible past! And that other! She t,,auldeied as she thought of him, the poor servant lad she had so mereilessly horsewhipped for telling the truth! Yes, i%e titAli, end the woman knew it. It was her own face over again, with enough of his dead father to thrill her with hatred and terror to the core of La adamant heart, "Let us find the will -let me be this craven upstart's wife, and share the wealth of the Trevanions-and 1 ean defy them both. I can humble her, the queenly Sybil; I can laugh in his face, this self-reliant Macgregor; and I neecl never again look upon that other. Let us find the will and the triumph will be ours, the victory won!" It was pitch dark in Prior's Walk, and the roar of the wind in the trees was tremendone. As they neared the mansion, the great bell of the turret - clock began pealing sonorouely the mid- night hour. Solemnly the clanging strokee rang out over the wind and storm, as though calling on the dead prior of Monkswood aud his sleeping Dominieans to arise from their graves and repel these escriligious intruders, The teeth of Cyril Trevanion abso- lutely clatter iu his head with super- stitious fear. "Afraid, colonel?" Mrs. Ingram asked; and her low, melting silvery Laugh rang out. If she were afraid - and. it was extremely likely -she would. have died sooner than show it. "It is a grewsome place at midnight, I allow. Hark to the owls how they hoot! It minds one of the weird prophecy old Hester croons after the heiress of Tre- vanion: "'The bat shall flit the owl shall hoot, Grim ruin stalks with haste; The doom shall fall when Monkswood Hall Is changed to Monkswood Waste!'" "What doom?" Cyril asked. "Goodness knows. The dismal ditty is Hester's own I fancy. Perhaps she is among the trophets, ancl the doom will fall when you find the will, and take from here every rood of land, every sou of money, and turn her ig- ominously out of doors. This way, Cyril; we enter by a little win- dow on this side, hall hidden by the ivy and wild roses. How well I remember the first morning I came here and. Sybil Trevanion found me. Little more than two months ago, and it seems a life -time. Light your lantern now; this is the place." Cyril Trevanion struck a fusee and lighted the candle inside his dark lan- tern, As he held it up, the only leen) speck of light shone on the narrow ease- ment Mrs .Ingram had epoken of, all overgrown with clinging vines. "Do you enter first," she said; Will hold the light." He was ashamed to refuse -afraid to refuse. He lifted the sash easily en- ough, and squeezed himself through the narrow aperture with some diffieulty. "Safe?" the widow whispered. "Yes. Hand me the lantern; and now make haste. Let me help you." He drew her through, and the man and woman atod together, in the stormy uproar of the summer night, in the echoing loneliness of the deserted Priory -the old man's living tomb. The feeble light flickering on their faces showed both ghastly with an awe too great for words. "Come!" It was the woman who spoke, sharply and imperiously. "What must be done were best done quickly. Give me your hand; hold. up the light. Now, this way." Mrs. Ingram led him on. Through drafty corridors, through suites of dusty deserted rooms, up black, yawning gulfs of stairway, and into the "Adam and Eve" chamber at last . On the threshold both paused, moved by the same implse, and gazed fearfully around. The room was precisely as the widow had seen it first, There stood the vast, old-fashioned bed; there the easy-ehair in which ehe had sat that fatal night; there the dormeuse where- on Mrs. Telfer had. curled herself up to sleep. A great blinking owl flapped its wings in their faces and sailed hooting away over their heads, and a whole bri- gade of rats, holding night carnival, seampevred along the polished oaken floor, startled by the midnight intrud- ere. To say that Cyril Trevanion's hair rose might not be strictly true, for his Glengarry cap held it down; but the cold drops stood out like peas on his white face. "Come!" again ordered his inflexible little commander-in-chief. "Set down the light, and when I press the spring, do you be ready to enter." She crossed the room, counted the clusters of carved roses from the figure of Eve, found that for which she looked, pressed hard in the heart of the centre cluster, and a sliding door moved noise- lessly back on its grooves. A cold rush of damp, noisome air swept out, and an opening, dark ae Hades yawned be- fore them. "Enter!" the woman said, in a. fierce, breathless whisper. "The will that leaves you all -an! is within there. Go!" But Cyril Trevanion recoiled with an awful face. "And that is there! Oh, God! 1 can- not -I cannoe enter there!" She uttered a cry --a fierce, passion- ate cry of rage. "Keep this back, then," she exclaimed. "You coward, you idiot! you disgrace the name of man! I will go!" She seized the lantern, and with set teeth, flashing eyes, and ghastly face darted forward into the darkness. The passage .was long and narrow -a sort of oak coffin -and at the further extrem- ity, a tiny room -the Prior's Cell. Oa ,the threshold of this hidden chamber she stood still a second and held up the light. Oak floor, oak walls, oak ceil- ing -black as death; a pallet in one cor- ner, a tiny table, a quaint old chair its sole contents. And beside the table a skeleton figure sat in the ehair, the flesh and the garments gnawed off his bones by the rats -a eight to haunt one's dreams. And on the table lay the will for which this terrible IVOIllatt had dared and done so mud. She seized it as a vulture swoops down on its prey. Another instant and she was back beside Cyril Trevanion, with a fete of Buell _awful ghastliness as no words can describe. "For God's :sake, close that horrible placel I feel as though I were going inadl" On the table, among the xnedieine bot- tles and liquors, stood a brandy -flask half full of strongest eognae. She seized it, raised it to her lips, and -set it down empty. "Yon have got the will?" Cyril .Tre- vanion whispered, trembling from head to foot. She flung it from her in a fury of fear and, horror ansi rage. "Take it, you craven cur! You would sell your soul for its posseseion, but your eowardly heart would not let you - face*" She stopped, shuddering from hear to foot at the recollection of the horrible sight she bad Seen. "Let us go," he said, looking fear- fully about him; "let 114 leave +his aw- ful c1larne1711ouse. QnieL 1 eome I " He picked up the parehment, thrust ' it into his brettet, and half dragged her out of the room. They made their way down stairs along the vast apartments and con:niers,: and reached in three min- utes the little open widow. Cyril got out first, then assisted the widow. tie had extinguished the light, and was in the get Pt closing the C0811. mut, when a heavy Atop, clashing through the undergrowth close at hand, made him drop it and recoil, With a scream of alarm. A second later and, with the speed of a hunted stag, he had bounded away into the night, and left the woman to her fate. An iron grasp, icy cold, clutched her wrist as she turned wildly to fly, and a deep, stern voice out of the darkness spoke. "Come with. me," the deep voice said, "and let me see who you are!" CHAPTER XXV, If Mme. Fodith Ingram were a model of all week -day virtues and Sunday at- tendance at divine service, that godless gentleman, the tenant of the Retreat, was not, We none or us grow more devout by wandering; and Mr. Angus Macgregor, in the course of his pere- grinations, had fallen into the heathen- ieh habit of 'strolling through the woods or along the seashore, with Tennyson in his pocket, and his eternal Mathew, be. tween his lips, listening dreamily to the forest murmurs, and the•endless wash of the waves on the shore. His church was the vast, sunlit vault of heaven; his choir, the jubilant summer birds; his in- cense, the odor of rose and sweet -brier; and his sermon, the whispers of the mighty sea. It was heathenish, cen- tainly; and yet in this worldly wander- er'is heart there was an uauttered rever- ence and. awe akain to that of the red Indian for his Geat Spirit- a venera- tion deeper and truer than many of those saintly, church -going Pharisees, with their long prayers on the house -tops, and their hearts full of pride and guile. The sun was setting in billows of rose and translucent gold over the boundless sea, as Mr. Angus Macgregor, with his wolfhound, at lus heels, and "In Memor- iam" open in his hand, strolled along the shingly beach. Far and faint, beyond the monastic woods of Cyril Trevanion's home, came the sweet chiming of the Sunday -bells. The little church, just outside the gates of Monkswood, was famous for the sweetness of its bells. It had been an addition to the monastery in the by- gone time, and the "Adeste Fidelis" and "Te Deum Lttudamus" chimed forth as sweetly now as in those far-off days. The white -robed Dominieians slept under the turf, and this Sabbath evening there floated to the lazy listener the unutter- able sweetness of the "Ave Maria Stella," as he lay on the tranquil shore. In fancy he might have heard those cowled and hooded friars chantieg the. mourn- ful tenderness of their vesper Gentle Star of Ocean, Portal of the sky, Ever Virgin -Mother Of the Lord Most High!" He might, I say, but he did net. For all his dreams, all hie thonght, were of an object more fah. than ad the euetere monks dead and gone, and. in his sight, no less holy -Miss Sybil 1Prevenion. And looking up, at the sudden bark of his dog, he saw her. There, on the cliff, twenty feet over his head, bethed in the rosy light of the setting Atood the lovely heiress of Trevanion. Her back was toward him, as she stood gazing on the glory of the west, her heart in her eyes; but there was no mistaking that tall, slender figure, with its indescrib- able high -bred air, the floating dark ringlets, the haughty poise of the noble and lovely head. Angus Macgregor rose to his feet, a startled exclamation dying upon his lips. For the lofty cliff whieli she stood ran out on a little grasi:y plateau, too frail to bear the weight of the little lion dog frisk ng ,ut. One step further out, and -the L,trone• man Wilted white as he thought, of he terrikle fait on se m o•ciless crags. The little lion dog dancing about. all his silver bells ajinele, caught sight of the big Livonian below, and set up a tiny yelp of defiance. Ilis mistress turn- ed round, glanced downward, and started, as she beheld Macgregor. "Miss Trevanione-Sybil! for God's sake, take care! Go back, for pity's sake! Oh, (Treat Heaven!" He leaped up the rocks like n madman. for, startled and not understanding. she had drawn near the treacherous edge. The frail bed of turf crumbled beneath her, and she came flying downward to certain death. Certain death, but for Macgregor. Half -way up, he had twined hi .e left arm around a strong sapling, set his teeth, braced himself, and caught the falling fcrm in his mighty grasp. The sturdy sapling creaked and bent, he swayed himself from the shock; but he held her as in a vice, and for the second time he had saved the life of her he loved. "Thank God!" he said, releasing his bold. "A little more, and-- Don't look so white, and don't scream. You are safe now." She looked up --pale, frightened, be- wildered -then down. In one glance she saw what the danger had been, and how she had been saved. She caught her bieath in a gasping sob. "But for you," she said, "but for you, what would have become of me? And it is the second time you have save my life. Oh, Mr. Macgregor, what shall I say to you? how shall I thank you?" The eloquent violet oyes looked up at him full of impassioned tears, the white hands clasped in irresistible appeal. It was unutterably sweet to owe her life to him. .Angus Macgregor's dark face glowed; his great black eyes lighted vividly up. "Shall I tell you?" he said, taking both white hands between his own. "I3y glance, and -by letting inc say to you how I love yon.' Up, over the pearly cheek and brow, the rosy light flew, and the exquisite face drooped lower and lower, and the elasped hands were not withdrawn. The haughty patrician heiress stood blushring and drooping before this tall, dark stranger, in the shabby shooting jacket; one of the toilers of the earth, all her pride of birth and blood and beauty gone. "Sybil, my love! my darling! You listen; you do not rebuke my mad pre- sumption, Is it only your gratitude? or --oh, my darling., is it love?" She lifted the roseate face. a smile daavnine' on the fluttering lips. The eaptivAands were withdrawn from his, then given suddenly back. It was Sybil's answer; and, as he caught her in a transport of love and joy to his heart. the fair face hid its maiden bloshes on the collar of the shabby shooting jacket. La Princesse laid down her crown and her sceptre at the feet of her master and lord. And the August sun dropped lower and lower, and AIM, in in aix oriflamme of crimson glory, ought of sip,bt. .And the Avery moon sailed up, and the crystal stars eatne out, and the plaint - hie evening wind arose, and Doctor Faustus, down .on the sands, streteh- ed himself out at his shabby length, and regarded these ehildisit proceedings of hie grave master with eynical eye, and the Impertinent yelping of the frisky little lion dog With grand, majestie con- tempt. (To be "Continued.) • I lir! 1 II THIS is a HOME DYE Mat ANYONE can use I dyed ALL these DIFFERENT KINDS of Goods with the SAME Due. 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The builders set up molds, having the ap- pearance of caissons, as high as the first floor. The cement was then poured into the molds and allowed to remain. 'etthen time had been allowed for the cement to herdere the mold was removed, and the same procese, fulltmed for the second stCreV. In one month the limes was finished, and it is claimed that building in that way costs about one-half of the sum that would he expended on a house put ee in the ordinary way, It seems that the voncrete is made by a secret nrocese, and the mottle ean only Oe on- threugh the patentess ur other nomieees. One of the largest buildings ever constructed or 0)1e'e'ete is in Buf- falo. It has a height of ton stories, krigth Of r•Stf feet nud a width of feet. GLIMPSES OF THE' PAST. At a recent sitting of tee Aeademy of Science in Stosklionn, Lfl, (eau toruedin gave the reeult of his explorations ear- ried on -within the past two years near Alvastra, in Eastern Gothland. The doc- tor's story Is fastenetnite although the across in this place a lake dwelling, which. he says, was without doubt one of the first settlement of the Scandinav- ians in Mese parts. The lehanhants were petteevale tesriotel.t riots who had ereatee it settlemese aoesss to.the natives, 0 warlike rate, hetet; by the caose and fishnet, with one et* their nrieeipal towns aboui )1 kiletostres from the lake, or just ten milis, 1.Enrs Et 1(11?ya ): thus nermitting the d Octur to co rry out his e.XplOratlans. .••••••110••••••• • sus ...... serreemusrsereweate Cie Sores. Lem ps ' 1 Y.3 ki rt-ast, et rot/the r onioved t.nci h el by a simple Koine Treatment No pain. Describe the troubla, will sand book aral teetimoniais free. fillit; CAI -!AMA CANCER DIST/Tint, Limited 10 Churchill Ave., Toronto. 11114lanivomapanclutrrsomoz....igrusmsamarototrusimaietrancarsor anuouseicsaci..1 ium.ft.4.400.4114.. WISE OLD GEORGE. (('leveland Plain Dealer) She -And how did yuu like the meet- ing, George? He -rine, Eepecially the talk by that pretty little airs. li`eatiierlse She-)yirs. Feather's': Why, the slily creature hasn't an Idea in iter rolltsn head. He -Maybe not, my dear, but ene's aw- fully cute. She -On second thought, George, you needn't go AVith Me again, Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. OPTIMISTIC APHORISMS. (Rochester Times.) It's well to look for the tvorst. You'll generally get it. anyway. The egotist 18 the man who think's he Is better than you know he is. When the easy mark awakens, he sel- dom slumbers. Diplomacy will land more plums than a kicking. The modest man le more apt to be ad- mired than respected. The honest man is one of the noblest works of God, but is least appreciated. THE MIRACLE. A baby seed all dressed in brown, Fell out of its cradle, one day; The west wind took it with loving arms And ettrried it far away. He laid it dowa on a bed of leaves, And hid it with blankets white; And there it slept like a weary child, Through the long, dark winter night. It woke at last, when the springtbne came, And stretched its arms on high, And it grew and grew through the live- long day, Toward the sun and the clear, blue oky. It drew its food from its Mother Earth, And it drank the cooling shower, Till the mall, brown seed was changed at last To a sweet, wild, wayside flower! Harriet il. Pierson in May St. Nielp olitio X`P , DANCING WITH THE. DUMMY. 'When in Rome do as the Romans do," like many another prover?) has its lim. itations. At a danee given in a local in- stitution for the deaf and dumb recent- ly, many outside goests, not afflicted with the loss of hearing and speech, par- ticipated, The music was tuneful and inviting and after carefully observing the mo- tions of the hands of the mutes as they l'equested young ladies to dance with them, an interested young ma», a visi- tor, approaehed one of the prettiest girls and went through the form of manual speech. , She arose and nodded acquiescence and proved a most delightful dancer, A see - and and third dance was solicited and granted, and a fourth engaged on her dance card. During the intermiesion before the fourth dance they sat three chairs apart. He observed that she seemed distrait, little interested in the actively fineer- ed conversation around her. Just asehe overture to the deuce began a, breezy sort of youth rushed up to her and. said: "Hello'Mm adge, give e this dance, will you ?" To which she answered, "It's engaged; I promised it to that dummy sitting over there." 8 II STOPS COUGHS MK:17MM 4 41L ONE ON HIS HUMOROUS DAD. A man who writes humor tried a new joke on his wife in the presence Of Ms 8 -year-old sort and got the worst of it. Said he: "This afternoon three men looking for charity came tu the door. To the first ono I give ten cents, to the second I gave ten cents, and to the third I gave a nickel. Now what time wile it?" "Where did you get all that mon- ey?" wilted his wife. "It'e a joke, What time was It?" he said. After it short time bhe gave up. "Why," said the humorist, "It WaS a quarter "to throe." "I think you're wrong," hls .Wife told him. "It was 25 to a Von didn't ais- pose of a (waiter but loose change." "All right; wity don't you W rite jaliesr he growled. And just then the small son "Say, I think yu're both wrong. nearer than you are, pup, but ehe n't just hit It. 11. wile half -pest two." "'Well, fur the love uf Michael, how do you make that out'."' asked the rather, ;virile the nather just seared. ".11151 Woe at your a mob and you'll see the clock is five minutes fast," replied the boy. 1111:11=11===.01.:22riti.ILISIZIZILMWAVIELY47=== kis iiikxvor EL LI LAWN MOWER adds to the pleasure of possessing "a well kept laWn". Y01111 notice the difrerenec in the 1 Afaxweli Lawn Mower the tat thee you : cut the grass with it. Crucible Steel Cutter Knives eta clean and close, and hold their edge. coal rolled , strel shafts incan easy running. The .',. whole mower is so con!puct, s • htloter sod I perfectly balanced, tlett etrieete the ittent le -11 siees from s" TO ife ill risealvl iftilz:::.rt./le4as:171:iste: el:Art:1,7,c. L:11..t t y ott \via ' , - ..rithout grast.-cal.e.h. width - with anti ...-Ci4::::/"...6":11:‘ lug attachment. Your 11 a r dwa re ' 4/ i man protestee basalt .14") . sizes in Manwell's Iittwn atowele-if , 041 t.• not he ten get it for yeti. I n s i s t 011 1:Na. VI rf t.we Write ul s" David !arena &6 t . Ont.r3E2( 31:: /4: 1:14 niatartataX11113 .171:=114::=4=3/,,, v`iretr=larar.42W. " -'7 ONE GOOD THIN3. atontreal Herald.) A elergyznan who was net aVersotoau occasional gluts hired an lrisOotto to elear cut 111,3 vellot. The trishman he' eau his wcre. He La aught turtil a lot uf empty whiekey bottlea gene a ne lift- ed each one looked through it at the sun. The preach cr, N1'110 Was lvalklitg on the laWO, saw 111111 anti sad : -They are all detail Ones, >tato" "They are," ettel Pat. "Well, there is one good thing about it, they all hail the minister with them ‘visen tney were dy- ing." When Your EYE1S 1;ilvvez ,r4 Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Sinartii._ Fine -Acts Quickly. Try it fin, Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and (inundated Eyelids. Mee- trated Book iv etteli Package. :Nittrine is compounded by our (culls --not a "Patent. Med- icine"- but used in successful Physicians' Prac- tice far tautly years. Now dedicated to the Pub- lic and sold by Druggists II•li 2e rind Mc, por Bottle, Murino Eye Salve 111 .Asoptic Tubes, 2.c itlui.eis, Diturine Eyo Remedy Co.. Chicago TWO CAUSES, ONE EFFECT. a:mei:mato One- Morning ttl break fael jute: annotin- eLdy.that he had the miefortune 1.0 I'all out of he bed tnig, before, "That was Localise yon slept loo near wlitt yoll got in," sold Ethel, who likes to re,ason abou t things t hat happen to 'Pooh,Thai wasn't it," he retorted, near v xitere T fell our" MNVIIntlal ELECTRIC TRA,IN AS WAITER. 1 An electrical engineer of Paris gave his little daughter a toy for Christmas which performs actual (..I'Vice ite %yell as being a eouree of amusement to her. It consists of a miniature eleetrie, train. •whieb (arrive dishes along the paesage from the kitchen 10 the (Iloilo; room, running to the centre ef the dining ta- ble. 13y touching a button on a circular ivory indicator messages are eleetricilly transmitted to the kitchen for such ar- ticles as bread, knives, forks, water, napkins, ete. The cook places them in the ear and the train k started for the dining room. The outfit cost about $200, and the train will easily carry a load of 25 pounds, -From Popular Me- chanics, .11111111110111,04111•••••110111.1.11MOMO Sickbeadaches•-neuraigichead,aches splittInc, blinding' headaches -all vanish when you take Na.Dru-Co Headache Waters They do not contain phenacetin, aaetaniltd, merphIne, opium or any other dangerous drug. 25o. a box at yonr Druggist's. 123 NATIONAL. DRUG A, CHEMICAL Co. or CANADA., LitAtTIO. rOltt 1( NIL Ea YE Tird2A.R1.111101SEEVE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the siek and acts as a preventative for others. Liquid given on the tongue, Safe for brood mares and all others. Best kidney remedy; 50 cents a bottle; WOO the dozen. Sold by all druggists and harness houses. Distributors -ALL WIIOLBSATJE DRUGGISTS. SPORN MEDICAL CO.. Chemists, Goshen, Ind., U, S. A. ...n.M110.01•11•0111M1•0•111. SOLUTION SIMPLE. A lady in the centre seat of the parlor car heard the request of a fellow-passen. ger direetly opposite, asking the porter to open the window, and, scenting a draft, she immediately drew a cloak about her, -Porter, if that window is opened," she snapped, testily, "1 shall freeze to death—" "And if tlie window is kept closed," re- turned the other passenger. "I shall sure- ly suffocate." The poor porter stood absolutely puz- zled between the two tires. "Say, bos.,," he finally said to a Com- mercial traveller near by, "what would you (1.0 ?" "DO ?" echoed the traveller, "Why, man, that is a very simple matter. Open the window and freeze the lade; then close it and suffocate the other." -'Lad - 105' Home Journel. satcuatsinisesteseaanstattistsr. Maypole Soap CLEANS AND oyEs Gives rich glowing colors, fadeless in sun or suds. Dyes cotton, silk, woolor mien:res. Use it yourself at home. No rouble -- no muss. 24 colors - will give any shade. Colorsi0c,black I5c, at your dealer's or postpaid witlx booklet "How to Dye" from F. 1,EtDCT LL CO. Monireal ,j THE NEW GOSPEL TRAINS. Tho Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific is running an agricultural demonstration train of six ears over its lines iu Arkan- sas. A special "good roads" train is being operated by the St. Louis and, San Fran- tiSe0 on an itinerary NWIIii:11 Will cover the entire system. The train consists of four eare carrying eehibite of models of road construction and the lecturers \Nilo will demonstrate them. The progress of the train iA being widely advertised throughout the territory served by the Frisco, and every effort is being made to attract largo amliencos and impress upon them the 'input Once of good roads. Over thr,:o honked stops have been shoduled. The Louisiana State University is run - 'ling, a "farmers' demonstration train" over the railways of the State, which consists of ten ears, the longest train of the kind which we remember to have heitid of. Co-operating with the univer- sity are ti! State Agricuiurai College, the State Beard of Health, the State Board uf Education, and the United States Department of Agriculture. Be- sides the animals and farm exhibits, there ie 0eahoul exhibit and a general health e\hibit. This train makes com- paratively long sto.oz., the schognie over the Viasburee Sine vepert and Pacific providing in most eases for only three tewns a day. Do net g„ive your fannly food made with alum baking powder. Use Magic 13:iing Powder. Costs no mote than the ordinary kindt; and is guarant:-.ed not to contain alum. SJ1 in- gredient 11 tire plainly printed. on 118011 package. S,0 if tip...). are on the brand V111 Ofro up. to -date Gro- cers sal and recommend "Magic." 4 - WOMEN DOCTORS IN SIBERIA. m1111b,.2r of influential Siberians are potitioniter the klint.t•tr ,yof Education in St. l'etersburg tt itilow women to be admit led to the medical faculty izt the 111 ,1'l of Tohee,k. The petitioners point out that there is a wide field for women do,:toi...4 in siburia, witer41 11 is often difficult foe -1et1le1'4 to get med- lea I aid. There are many Mohammedans in the col -1141'y, and it eXpi.lilled that Only W0111011 iltrelo1i3 earl coin:. to their help 111 il1itces:4, tbs they do not permit, men to :.ev their vsives and daughter'. Many wontell have entered the in pro - 1 11 pre'dtnt, 11111 there are a great many women praetising dentist- ry, 0 dopartment of surgery which 11005 110t Stein 10 have aitraetions for the English woman- :1114: -ow corer:9)0nd- e11v0 London Standard. PURIF100 WRITE FOR PROOF CURES CANER AND TUMOR Canadian Branch: Purifico Co., Orldgeburgo Ont. 11. = 4 r - HE WAS TALKED TO DEATH. clipt.:ghton, deepatch Youngstown Telegram.) "Now that you nave a chance to get a third husband. for God's sake don't •talk hint to death." tt;o mad the note which 'Henry Juntun. son, a nrosnerons Otter Lake farmer. ‘vrote to his wife just before putting a noose about his neck and then sending 0. IINOlVer shot through his brain. The body Was found hanging in a shed. Jitntunson was the woman's second husband. several children survive him. ISSUE NO, 17, 1912 HELP WANTED. anted Cylinder press feeder at once. Apply Canada Ready Print Co., Hamilton, Ont. WINE FED HENS LAY MORE EGGS A French chicken farmer claims that a small gmentity of wine increases the egg -producing eapacity of hens to a eonsiderable degree. He divided a flock of twelve bees sixteen months old into two groups of six. Each group was fed with exactly the same amount of grain, bread, etc., but the bread given one group was soaked with wine. In the four months of the test the wine fed hens laid NS eggs more than the other S1X. In :mother test twelve hens of the same breed but only eight months old were fed in the same way, and the wine fed hen won by eighty-seven eggs, - From the Popular Mechanics. e PILES CURED AT HOME BY NEW ABSORPTION METHOD If you suffer from bleeding, netting, blind or protruding Mee, send me your address, and I will tell you how to cure yourself at home by tne new ab- sorption treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, with references from your own lecality, if requested. Immediate relief and permanent cure assurea. Send no money, but tell others of this oiler. Write to -day to Mrs. M. Simmers, Box P. 8, 'Windsor, Ont. Concrete Poles in New Zealaad. Reinforced concrete telegraph poles are being used by Inc Postal Telegraph De- partment uf New Zealand on the line be- tween Auckland and 'Hamilton. Over 1,200 ot the poles have been set up. They measure 2e feet hip,h, and taper from six by eight inches at the base to six by six Indite at the top. The poles are claim- ed as be only slightly heavier than the weeden poles they have -replaced. for sale every- where. GAS AND ELECTRICITY. lat the city of Manchester the discussion ha' been waged for sume time as to the relative merits of gas and electric- ity as a means of illuminating the streets. Two very active companies have been rivals fur the contract, and the elaims made for their respective concerns had the effect of embarrassing the of - fiend having the matter in charge. As a a ay out ef the diftleulty each if the rieal companies was assigned to a dis- trict, and will take charge of the matter caas Win themake an n of keeping the streets lighted for a given Pital:ei°s(tigaTtilloettintofufatl tihe subject of cost ot !mediation ,cost of maintenanee and the v Of the illumination and other noitue.asndon this hasis will arrive- at afonewiom Send for free sample to Dept. If. L., Na- tional Drug & Chemical Co.. Toronto, air NEVER TAKES A DARE. (Stamford, Conn., Despatch.) Benjamin Hauler, of Stamford, has the reputation far never taking a dare when anybody wants to make a bet on the re - Seine of his friends dared him to eat eight eggs right after a hearty dinner, aud breaking the shells he had them down in two minutes. When they dared hint to have his head shaved, and now Benno hasn't a hair on his head. :lie Lot:toted bets both times. v.* Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia, JUMBO'S BAGGAGE. "What's that loug, snaky thing he swings around in front of Iiim?" she wanted to know. "That's his trunk," explained her fath- er. "Then I suppose that little one behind hint is his suit -case." Little Margaret was watching the ele- reliant at the zoo. --Woman's Tiome Com- ..„., Reliable merchants everywhere display this box and sell STEELE, BRIGGS' SEEDS. Look for them—accept no other. Steele, lige are the best grown. I4o matter what you need in seeds, this name stands for highest quality. Behind every packet is the strongest seed reputation in Canada. Thousands of successful growers everywhere use STEELE, BROS' SEEDS year after year because they are sure of what they are buying. Look for this box at your local store. If your local dealer cannot supply you order direct. 4a. fdkt r 1L: ‘,IfiVentl. ,terv 1,1 '6(