The Wingham Times, 1911-08-17, Page 61
KERNIIS FPOM TE SAtC1UN1 MIDI
Interesting Paragraphs from our Exchanges.
A woman's idea of the good things of
life looks like dry goods to a man.
Free advice is the kind people give
away because they have no use of it.
Tired -Out Aid icys.
Kidney troubles are so frightfully
common because the kidneys are so
easily upset by overwork or excesses
of eating and drinking. Cure is effect-
ed not by whipping them on to renewed
effort, but by awakening the action of
the liver and bowels by the use of Dr.
Chases Kidney -Liver Pills. This rests
the kidneys and makes them well.
Backache and urinary disorders then
disappear.
A semi-automatic c telephone system
is being tried out in. Amsterdam.
Canadian residents of Chicago will er-
ect a club house costing $1,000,000.
Gray horses are the longest lived.
Cream ones are the most easily effected
by the changes of temperature.
A well known Des ,Moines woman
after suffering rniserably for two days
from bowel complaint, was cured by
one dose of Chamberlain's Colic. Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale
by all dealers.
A woman has no kick coming if her
husband's mother thinks she is a good
housekeeper.
There is more than $14,000,000,000
worth of life insurance in force in the
United States at present.
DR. A. W. CHASE'S
CATARRH POWDER
is sent direct to the diseased parts by the
Improved Blower. Heals the
ulcers, clears the air passages,
stops droppings in the throat and
permanently cures Catarrh nos
Hay Fever. 25c. blower free.
Accept no substitutes. All dealers
• or Edmaitson, Bates & Co., Toronto.
The oak is the heaviest of British
timbers. Next comes the beech, then
ash, apple, maple, .cherry, walnut and
pear. Poplar is lightest of all.
It is claimed for a newly invented
fibre shedding machine that will do a
way with 50 labourers and do cleaner
work than can be done by hand. ce
An ordinary case of diarrhoea can, as
a rule, be cured by a single dose of
Chamberlain's Cholic, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. This remedy has no
superior for bowel complaints. For
sale by all dealers.
Lloyd Engemen won first prize in
a pie -eating contest at Emaue, Penn.,
Monday, by eating seven ordinary -sized
blackberry pies in 30 minutes and 42
seconds.
Of the 234,925 seamen (excluding
fishermen) belonging to merchant ships
registered in the United Kingdom in
1909, 161,712 were British, 43,142 lascars
and 30,071 foreigners.
Seemed To Give HIM a New Stomach.
"I suffered intensely after eating and
no medicine or treatment I tried seem-
ed to do any good," writes H. M.
Youngpeters, Editor of The Sun, Lake-
view, Ohio. "The first few doses of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab-
lets gave me surprising relief and the
second bottle seemed to give me a new
stomach and perfectly good health."
For sale by all dealers.
. --=•^—•ate------sw°•-s•
During the last year Mrs. E. H.
Harriman, widow and sole heir to the
millions left by the great financier, has
received more than 5,000 begging let-
ters. The amount asked for reaches
$110,000,000.
Experiments in France have shown
that a natural turf is an excellent
material from which to form beds for
the filtering of sewage. A volume of
between three and four cubic meters
of sewage can be purified every day
for every square meter of the surface
of the turf. A turf filter that has been
in use for some time shows no diminu-
tion of efficiency.
Suffered From Her.
Heart, Coed Not
Stand Hard Work
Mrs. Harry Smith, 31 Eagle Ave.,
13raittford, Ont., writes:—"I have euff-
fcred with my heart a great deal, and
could not stand any hard work. I was
doctoring with the Doctor and he told
the 1 had to stop doing anything, but,
however, a friend told me about your,
Milbutnrs Heart and Nerve Pills, so I
got a bo;: and tried then, I had to take
several boxes before I felt any benefit,
but after doing so I found they were
beginning to help me so I continued
their use and ant now in a position to do
all my oven work, which I felt I would
have to
up."
give
lilburns Heart and tierve P,
lie are
st a er2ific for all weak run down women,
whether troubled with their heart or
rnerves, and if you will only give theta a
trial we can assure you that they will
have tho desired effect.
Price 50c. per hot or 3 boxes for $L25,
for tide at alt dealers or mailed direct
on receipt of price by The T. Milburn Co.,
r invited, Toronto, Ont.
Germany's oldest daily paper, the
"Vossische Zeitung," for 150 years the
property of one family, has been sold
for $2,000, 000,
Hen.y McIver, a Perth road farmer,
had a ribbroken and sustained bruis-
es when driving a load of hay into
the barn of Dr. P. R. Duff, Kingston.
Miss Mary Quinn, aged twenty-two,
youngest daughter of Mrs. Celia Quinn,
Beaconsfield Avenue, Toronto, was
drowned at Howe Island, ten miles be-
low Kingston by the upsetting of a
boat while fishing.
Cuts and bruises may be healed in
about one-third the time required by
the usual treatment by applying Cham-
berlain's Liniment. It is an antiseptic
and causes such injuries to heal with-
out maturation. This liniment also re-
lieves soreness of the muscles and
rheumatic pains. For sale by all deal-
ers.
A hummingbird has built her nest on
a small telephone wire near the, home
of F.J.McMonies, in Pendleton, Ore.
The nest is so small and so evenly bal-
anced that its equilibrium is not disturb-
ed by the coming and going of the mot-
her bird.
Children Ory
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTO R IA
Be it known to all good housewives,
who struggle with dull knives and
patent scissors, that by plunging' a
pineapple into boiling water as one
does peaches, etc., the skin and eyes
can be removed easily, the length of
time left in water being dependent on
the ripeness of the fruit. A few ex-
periments' will make one expert. Then
shred your piheapple and it is ready for
table or canning. Shred with a silver
fork.
Buy it now. Now is the time to buy'
a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale
by all dealers
So eminent an authority as the Lon-
don (Erfg.) Lancet, gives as a simple
remedy for the extermination of the
common house fly the following: A weak
solution for formaldehyde inwater, say
two teaspoonfuls to the pint. The Lan-
cet states that it would appear that
flies are attracted by a weak solution
of formaldehyde whichthey drink.
Some die in the water, others get as
far only as the immediate vicinity of
the plate of water, but all ultimately
succumb, and where they appear in
large numbers hundreds may be swept
from the floor. -
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTOR1A
It has been noted than an experiment
was carried on at the Wisconsin station
as to the effects of salt and lack of
salt on cows. Salt was kept away
from some cows for a long time—a
number of months—and a condition of
low vitality ensued, which when con-
tinued at some length, resulted in a
general breakdown. When salt was
again supplied, they recovered at once.
It was observed that the time of break-
ing down came about the time of calv-
ing, and the best cows showed this
tendency most. And so these facts
show the value of regular salting of
milk cows, which should not be neg-
lected.
Fell in a Faint
Mrs. Edwin Martin, Ayer's Cliff,
Que., writes: "Before using Dr.
Chase's Nerve Food I was in a terrible
condition. Dizzy spells would come
over me and I would fall to the floor.
I could not sweep without fainting.
Dr. Chase's Nerve Food has so built
up my system that I can wash and do
my housework. Your medicine cured
me when doctors had failed."
Succession duties for the Province of
Ontario during July show an increase
of almost $45,000 over those of the
same month last year. They total
$154,392.40, as compared with $109,-
498.08 in July, 1910. For the year to
date the succession duties amount to
$847,253.31, as compared with $448,-
514.79 last year.
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTO R i'A
A Nova Scotian died on the train af-
ter leaving Ottawa on one of the har-
vest excursion to the Weot.
Edward
Gronger,
Grand Trunk sec
-
onman, while wtlrtitg on a section
near East Woodstock Saturday even-
ing, was struck in the stomach by a
bottle thrown from an excursion train
and knocked uneonsctous. His com-
panions thought him dead but manag-
es: to revive him after considerable
trouble,
THE WITHAM. TT, ES ,AZGUST 17, 1911
Sneak-theives havebeen operating a-
mong the business section of St. Mary's.
as several stores and offices have been
entered and sums of money taken.
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLi•;DO,
LUCAS COUNTY, ss
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. J.
Cheney & Co„ doing business in th
City of Toledo, County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of Hall's
Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 6th day of Decem-
ber, A. D., 1885.
(Seale)A. W, GLEASON,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken intern-
ally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for consti-
pation,
Three hundred bottles of confisctaed
whiskey were destroyed last week by
the police authorities of Porcupine and
$550 collected in fines or forfeited bail.
DON'TS FOR ENGAGED GIRLS.
Don't be jealous—if you can help it
If you can't, don't show it. A man
is always irritated (even if fllattered)
by a show of jealously and suspicion.
Don't recent his attentions to your
girl friends.
An engaged man doesn't usually
want to flirt if he's in love with his
sweetheart, and any little civilities he
may chow your friends are intended as
a compliment to you.
Don't try to keep him from baseball,
football or any other game he may
like. By doing so you will make him
keener on it.
Have your own way in everything,
but don't let him know it.
Let him think he is having' his, and
he will always do just what you want
him to.
Any woman who can make a man do
as she wishes—if she knows the way.
Don't worry or argue, just find out
the way.
Don't spoil him.
Don'tldesert your men friends.
Should you catch him flirting, don't
mope or sulk. Go and do likewise.
This is far wiser than appearing
hurt.
Don't be to selfish, and don't en-
courage selfishness in him.
Don't tell him too many secrets—
your own or your friends'.
Don't be angry if he shows jealousy.
Men are always jealous when they
care for a girl—sometimes even when
they don't.
Don't be too exacting. He won't
want to drop all his old "pals" alto-
gether.
ae
Maxims.
Don't forget that when a man is seen
carrying chips op his shoulder, people
are apt to mistake him for a blockhead.,
Every wise man has a parachute of
prudence attached to his ballon of en=
thusiasm.
There are thousands of men who have
stood adversity for years, and who have
then gone all to pieces over a few days
prosperty.
Study the causes that led to the suc-
cess of other men and apply their prin-
ciples to your business.
There are things that are right to say
—but not to everybody.
Every man thinks he is one in athou-
sand, but sometimes he is only one of
the ciphers.
Co-operative and assist; do not criti-
cize and find fault. •
Neur=algia
and Sciatica
elauscd great suffering for 25 years.
Nothing effective until Dr. Chase's
Medicines were Used.
"It affords me plkasure to speak
favorably of Dr. Chnee's Nerve Food
and t idney-Liver Pills," writes Mr.
W. T. Collins, Morpeth, Ont. "1 had
been a sufferer for 25 years from
sciatica, lumbago and neuralgia and
tried nearly all the remedies adver-
tised without one particle of benefit
until I began the use of Dr. Chase's
medicines. Before t bad finished two
box^s of the Nerve Fond and Kidney -
Liver Pills I noticed considerable
benefit in my condition. I have so
much confidence in these medicines
that I have recernmended them to
downs of my friends."
,.
In ?,'veru titans of thio :allure the
combined Use of these medicines
brings results which are both sur-
prising twidl satisfactory. The tiid-
ney-Liver Pills regulate the aetion
of kidneys, Iiver and boNeels, while
the Nerve •Food enriches the blood
and builds up the nervous system.
Ednianson, Bates & Co., Toronto.
ADMIT LAIJRiER'S VICTORY.
A very good pointer on the real opin-
ion of the Conservative party as to the
result of the elections on September 21.
is to be found in a circular recentlysent
out by the canning combination of
Western Ontario to the wholesale gro-
cers of the Dominion. In thiscircular,
which bears the signatures of two men
who were Conservative members of the
House of Commons recently dissolved,
this statement is made:
"The reciprocity agreement bet-
ween Canada and the United. States
will very probably be approved by the
electorate on September 21 next at the
general elections, it is of the greatest
importance that wholesale merchants
should now secure full supplies of can-
ned beans and peas because at the
session which will follow the elections,
Sir Wilfrid Laurier, returned to power,
will not fail to have the agreement
ratified by Parliament, and this will
mean an increase in the price of beans
and peas of fifty cents a bushel."
This is the business man's view,
which indicates that the farmer will
get increased prices for his products
under reciprocity, coupled with a con-
fession that the Conservative cause is
again doomed to defeat.
IMPORTATION OF SHEEP.
"There is nothing mysterious about
the importation of United States sheep
into Canada at the present time," said
Mr. Henry Arkell of Arkell, one of the
largest breeders of sheep in Canada,
and for years a prominent Conserva-
tive. "The tariff against Canadian
sheep imposed by the United States is
responsible for it. If the tariff was
removed the Canadian sheep producers
would be encouraged to go into the
production of sheep more extensively.
The reason there are United States
sheep coming in here at present is that
there is a shortage of the Canadian
article. There has been a large in-
crease in the population from the old
land in the past few years, and they
are all consumers of mutton. The
tariff restrictions and the limited mar-
ket that has resulted since the intro-
duction of the Dingley tariff by our
United States neighbors are responsible
for the shortage. This tariff has dis-
couraged the raising of sheep for mut-
ton purposes in Canada, and where a
man had a large flock of sheep previous
to the passing of that legislation he
has not more than five per cent. now of
his former flock. If the trade agree-
ment is passed and tariff restrictions
removed we can look for a remarkable
boom in the sheep industry in Canada.
It is the veriest nonsense to say that
the throwing open of the sheep market
between the two countries will kill the
industry in Canada, for there is really
no industry of that kind here to kill.
Remove the tariff and watch the Cana-
dian sheep industry grow. I voted
Conservative for years, but I am for
the trade ageement."
THE OTHER WAY.
The manufacturer knows how help-
ful protection is to his business. Why
does he think that the farmers does
not know how helpful reciprocity will
be to his? is the query of the Toronto
Star which, continuing, points out the
better way the manufacturer might
have pursued in regard to this matter -
Protection, when introduced in Can-
ada, was recommended as a means for
bringing about just such a bargain
with the United States as has now
been brought about.
If, instead of fighting the reciprocity
agreement, the protected interests and
the Conservative party, which is the
Protectionist party. had greeted it
with approval as a culmination long
looked for, and as a deserved reward
to the farmers of Canada, who had so
long and cheerfully borne the taxation
which a protectionist policy had imposed
on them, how much stronger would
have been the position of these people
than it will be after reciprocity has
been carried in spite of them, and in
the face of their furious but vain re-
sistance?
This was the way Mr. F. W. C.
Haultain, Conservative leader in Saska-
atchewan, would have fronted the mat-
ter. He would have said that recipro-
city has been the polidy of both part-
ies, but of his party particularly. He
would have argued that Sir John Mac-
donald paved the way for this, and he
could have quoted the reciprocity clause
in the National Policy Ant as proof.
He would have shown that of eleven
offers of reciprocity made by Canada
to the United States nine had been
made by the Conservative party.
He would have told the protected
interests, whose mastering desire it is
to see the "tariff on polities," that
they could begin it, and pretty wel
ensure it,b recognizing freetrade in
natural products as basically and his-
torically a part of the proteetiohist
theory and that reciprocity should be
out of polities, too,
ut the other course Watt taken
Thousands of Conservative farmers
regret it now, and probably a great
many others will do so after Sept: 21.
THE GHOST OF THE PAST.
it Base. Up to Taunt and Haunt the
Pear Human Derellet,
Tbe small crowd of grimy loafing
lounged weakly in the little circle of
light from the fitfully flickering lamp.
pbout the door. Two or three of them
were leaning against a many colored
poster, almost unreadable in the gloom.
'rbe door elwung open—it was never
shut—and a dapper figure in a red ler4
sey and peaked cap of the Salvation
Army appeared with a cheery greet/.
Ing:
"Come in. men; come in.. Fine treat
tonight; splendid gramoppone; all the
latest from the musie balls. Come on
In; '
One by one they went. Comic songs
and Sousa marches rang nasally
through the ball. Then the cheery
voice was heard again:
"Now for some grand opera, gentle-
men,"
Oue living derelict who had subsided
silently after this arrival from the pub -
lie bouse roused himself at the words.
"Opera—grand opera," • be muttered
hazily.
tamillar whir of the gramo-
phone began again. and then a voice
from the aluminium born announced.
"Song from '1 Pagliacci,' by Pompey
Carlyle. the famous tenor of grand
opera." As the name of the singer
was announced the ragged wait stiff-
ened upright where be,sat. Then as
the first notes rang out his face held
all the agony of a lost soul Straight
to bis feet be bounded; then, with a
cry. "Stop it, for heaven's sake stop
itt" and with grimy bandspressed
over bis face be rushed trom the ball,
followed by a storm of abuse.
"What's the matter?" queried the
commissioner.
"Queer bloke," answered another
wait, still gasping from an attack of
coughing which bad torn his trail
body. "Sings outside pubs. Used to
be in hopera 'Isself. Booze done it."
"What do you call him!"
"Pompey Carlyle.".
"Heavens, it was his own song be
beard)"—London Tit -Bits.
TOBACCO CHEFS.
Experts That Make Sauces For Fla.
voring the Different Brands.
"1 am a tobacco chef," said the sal-
low man. "I make the sauces that
give us smoking or chewing tobacco as
a food ehet makes the sauces which
give us sole Colbert or poulet creole.
"Take thts dark, sweet. julcy plug
of 'navy brown; so popular among
the more prosperous type of teamsters.
Well, the flavor of this plug is due to
a sauce tnade or sugar, licorice. whisky
and bunny. •
"Here is a mild. cool pipe tobacco
tbat college boys laver. ' Smell it.
Very arumatie. eh? Well. it has been
steeped in n sauce rumposed of the
essential oils or citruueila, nerganiot
and cassia.
"itut it is when you come to the
high grade Havana olgur. he eigur
that sells for 40 or 50 cents. t hat yuu
see the tobacco chef at Ills best. He
doesn't make his sauces then nt "lit a
common ingredients as sngar, berga-
knot, licorice and so forth. -No. he
tnakes them of bacteria. The flavors
of the high grade Havana tobaccos
depend, you see, entirely on their
ferments. Each tobacco undergoes a
different fermentation. and bere the
'chef comes in, applying the bacteria
bf years which cause these fermenta-
tions to the leaf.
"Yes, the tobacco chef of the highest
type, the one who ferments Havana
tobacco, handles the various breeds of
bacteria as an ordinary chef handles
pepper and salt, mustard and, cloves
end mace."—Buffalo Express.
Punishment After Death.
A negro. already ander sentence of
we ,imprisonment, was convicted of
two charges of assault to murder.
With great gravity the jury sentenced
him to five years on each charge and
ordered the prison officers to keep his
corpse for ten years after bodied. Peri -
haps a little theology entered the de-
clsion. the jury feeling as did the man
found hammering away at a snake
after he had killed it and who ext
plained by saying he believed in pun-
ishment after death.—Judge.
A Statesman's Queer Ambition.
The great Lord Grey had an ambi.
tion far above politics. He had passed
the reform bill, but that did not sat-
isfy his soul. There was talk of Ta-
giioni, and Grey said quite earnestly,
"What would I give to dance as well
as shel"
The statesman who had been primo
minister and had left an indelible
mark on the history of his country
was actually envious of an opera
daneerl—London Globe.
Right Back at Her.
"Does your husband allow you to -
have things charged at the stores?'
"Oh, I think he would, but"—
"But the stores wouldn't. Is that
what you were going to add?"
"Oh, no. 1 was going to say that
he gives ,me plenty of money with
which to pay cash. Does yours?"—•
Bufxalo Express.
An Unbiased Champion.
"Queer ,world, isn't it? See that
chap over there, the one who is put-
ting up the big holler for individual
drinking cups for public ase?"
"Yes."
.
"ilia hasn't drunk A drop of water
for seven years." Cleveland plant
Dealer.
The Very Same.
Howell ---1 can say the Ten Cene
mandmenta backwards. iowell—Yes,
that's the way you Obey thsinr*sw
Pronotes Social Life
O one watches . current events
more closely than the farmer.
His Bell Service keeps him in touch with the awl
side world. . •
The Rural Free Delivery has helped him wonder.'
fully. .
The Bell System helps him still more.
It enables him to do business direcrt. •
Every Bell Telephone is the center of the whole'
Bell System.
If not enrolled, join the great army of farmers who
the Bell
feel that • they cannot do business without -
Service.
THE BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY
has already a large number of Rural Subscriber! in this -
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extended during the present season.
To avoid delay or disappointment when 'you
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