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The Wingham Times, 1911-08-03, Page 3eo 4,11 AT DEATH'S DOOR FROM KiDNEY DISEASE SAVED 1)10:(.•BY "FRUITA-TIVES" CnidineA99II;, .ON'1.`. "Two years ago, the doctor made forty-four calls clip ole, and then said he had doueall be could for me, I was suffering with intense Kidney. Trouble and Inflammation had set in. Two other doctors were consulted and agreed that nothing could be done to help me. On the recommendation of aneighbor, I took "Frnit-a-tives" and they cured civ', To -day, I take "Fruit -a -tines" as my only medicine, I am in excellent health, • and " Fruit-a-tives " is the medicine that cured me after I had been at Death's Door for months. I am glad to be able ter give you this testimonial. It may benefit some other woman suffering as I sufferefi, as I believe that I would not be alive to -day bad I not used "Fruit-a-tives" MRS. P, E. WEBBER. "Fruit-a-tives" by its marvellous action on the kidneys - completely restoresthese vital organs to their normal strength and vigor -and cures every trace of Kidney Trouble. "Fruit- a -fives" is the only medicine in the world made of fruit. Sots• a box, 6 for $2.5o, trial size, 25e. A>bdealers,or from Fruit-a•tiveslrimited, Ottawa. PERT PARAGRAPHS. 'IF the man who epeeists the blab is popular it Ill because be .bas a lot ot. discretion and doesn't talkin cb, A. cheerful. disposition Is easy to live With. but hard to keep. It you keep on good terms with y9'u grocer you find it hard on your pocket- book- A fine opportunity seldom has a dont above its bead telling what it is When a man falls out of love he aometimea strikes a snag. Ourselves being judge, there is no difference between wanting a thing and needing it.‘, Man of 93 Weds a Girl of 25. An interesting event took place in Brighton, England, recently, when Mr, James Doughty, the famous clown,. who was previously married for forty years, and who has been a widower for five months only, was married ,to Miss Alice . Underwood, daughter of ' Mrs. Underwood, widow, who has lived in Brighton many years. Mr. Doughty will be 98 years of age in August, and his wife is 25. Mr. Doughty's story of the engagement. is ,unusually intereat- ing. "We were having a dinner party here a few weeks ago," the old clown said. "One of the number said: 'Why don't you get married again, Doughty?' 'Where is there a lady who will, take me at my age?' He replied. A young lady, Miss Underwood, immediately rose and said: 'I will.' From that moment our associatioa ripened, and I have been making love ever since." TUE. -WINGUM TIMES A.UGUS! 3, 1911. • NORWAY'S INCOME TAX. It nisch,' All Incomes in Lome 1*- $348 Per Year, Dow should yen Wile to pay as /Be come tax on next, W nethinEl1$ roll were, it .Norwegian tiring at borne and earning $I341 a year you would be taxed on one•tente of It it you wets unmarried; oh aboat; onq•twentieth of it tt you were married and bad lye children. It you had children you atilt would be taxed on One-ilftletli of With an income of 3536 a year you would he taxed tt unmarried ma more. than .half of your income, it married and b}tving, no cbildren on abent 4t1 per cent ot your Weenie, baying one child en about 37 Per cent, tw9 dren on about '31 per cent. Unmarried and having an 'income o! $2,630 a year in Norway your income, tax Payment would be $421.22; mar- witb one child., $889.%14; marrieed, with six children, $355.17. All that you would get off your income tax "(marrieds for having six children would be $66; all that you would get OR by having five more children would be $44 and six bitsi Married or nnmarrled In Norway. you could escape paying an income tax only by having an income less tban. 183.08 a year. Think of paying an In- come tax out ot earnings of $7 a montbl-New York Press. Impurities of the Stood A man needs to get out an injunction against bis egotism before be scores as a diplomat. Raving power without responsibility Is about as satisfying as eating ice cream with a darning needle.. It is easy to forgive those who have injured us after we have meted out to them their just deserts. The harder some persons work the worse their condition. A Field For Him. • The Wrong Viewpoint. From the New York Tribune. Senator Brown apropos of the mar- tial misadventures of a young multi- millionaire, said at a dinner in Wash- ington: "The trouble is that too many of our idle rich young men think that among their many rights is included the right to do wrong. "They are, in truth, as foolish in this respect as the maidservant who said: "'I've got a place among the top- notchers for sure this time. They're bang-up aristocrats I live with now.' "'What do you mean by bang-up aristocrats?' a friend asked. " `Oh,' she replied. 'I mean places where they have three kinds of wine and the ladies smoke and the men swear.' " Anyone whoa* Plead it i,tmpuro should react this TeretImen en Mr. Ohas, Martin, Boit No. 367, Kenora, Ont., writes: --"Three years ago. while working. in Hamilton, Ont., 1 was taken sick, and no one knew what ailed me. livery bit of food I ate I vomiter' up and consequently I became very' weak, My landlord told me that afte'. that he thought at one time I was booker) for the cemetery. Walking down stave' one day 1 happened to see Burdock Blood Bitters in a dru„egist's window se went in and got a bottle, Before 1 fele taken half of it f broke out, all round m' loins in sores. I showed it to my hint - lord and asked him what he thought o: it. He told me it looked as if i had heavy attack of chicken pox. Both he arid his wife tried all they knew how to persuade me to stop taking the 13.13,13.. but it was no use. I had gotten so bad I thought it did not matter much whether I went under or not, so I got a second bottle and judge to my surprise to see the sores begin to disappear, and by the time I had taken three bottles f did not care for the best man in Harfiton. I am 61 years of age and am able to do a day's work with the next man, thanks to B.B.B. Burdock Blood Bitters is manufactured only by the T. Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont, THEY PLAYED CHESS. The Loser Afterward Learned With,• out Asking Why He Lost. Baron Heugetwuller, the Austrian diplomat, a man famous tor his chess. ability, one day at a house in Wash- ington met a young man 'whose name be did not catch when the introduc- tions were made. Chess was the topic of the eonversatiuu by all those in the company, and presently ' the young man suggested diffidently that ne would be highly honored If the baron would play a game with htm- The baron consented. They sat clown. Atter a few moves the baron looked up from be table checkmated and fouud the young man reading a paper. •The chessmen were placed again and, after not so many moves as before, tbe baron looked up to end the young mart reading the paper and himself checkmated. After his dinner the baron 'ame back. Be wanted anotber game, being somewbat chagrined at the ease with which he bad been beaten. As be came in he found the young man who had played with him that afternoon blindfolded and playing against six- teen opponents at the same time. The young man was Pillsbury. -Saturday Evening Past. "Se is the most quarrelsome man I ever met." "Row does bis wife stand bim?" "Not at all." "Why doesn't she quit him?' " "She can't make up her mind wheth- er to do that or dire him out to South 'American countries to start revolu- tions." _ EXCURSIONS TO WESTERN CANADA. Had Met Them. "My Brat impressions ot a stranger are almost always right." "And mine nearly always tarn out wrong.'" "But I have been In business, you know." "That Is so. You have found out from experience that they will alwayd beat you 1f they can." The Grand Trunk Railway System announce that on Tuesdays, June 13th and 27th, July lith and 25th, August Sth and 22nd, September 5th and 19th, 1911, Homeseekers' Excursions will be run from all Stations in Ontario and Quebec to Western Canada, via Chicago and Duluth or via Chicago, St. Paul and Minneapolis, at reduced round trip fares. The well-known double track line of the Grand Trunk from the East to Chi- cago appealsto the traveller, and with the superior train service that is offer- ed by this line, including the famous "International Limited" from Mont- real daily at 9 a. m., and which is the finest and fastest train in Canada, many passengers will be attracted this way. The route via Chicago is a most interesting one, taking passengers through the principal cities and towns in Canada' and in the States of Michi- gan and Indiana. In addition to this a choice of seven lines between Chicago and St. Paul and Minneapolis i$ offered. Owing to the great number of Cana- dians who reside in Chicago, Minne- apolis, Duluth and other cities en route, there is no doubt that the Grand Trunk will find many patrons who will take advantage of the opportunity thus af- forded them for a brief visit at the stations with their friends. Canadian citizens are exempt from so-called Immigration Examination, and there is no detention at any point. Baggage is carried through the Unit- ed States in bond without requiring any special attention on the part of the passenger. Inspection is not necessary at any of the points at the border. Another feature that will appeal to the homeseeker is the comfortable transfer at points like Chicago, St. Patil and Duluth freshly ventilated Chicago., ' of n eCe the salty cle$n,cars, avoiding travelling a long distance in the same Feeding New Hay. There is, says Farm, Stock and Home, often a tendency to feed new hay hi unlimited quantities, because all horses seem to relish it. It la a mistake to feed new hay exclusive ly until work harries have become ae-' customed to it. Serious harm from its excessive or exclusive feeding results from several causes, Horses etre very apttoeat an excessive quantity, which interferes with free body movement. Owing to its laxative properties, new hay must be fed sparingly to avoid excessive physicing, a gaunt appearance and a tendency to indigestion. It is also a well-known fact that new clover or alfalfa hay may be the cause of colic unless fea most judiciouvly, at least, until it has , thoroughly sweated and. cooled in the mow or stack. It is al- ways wise to provide sufficient old hay to feed all work horses until new hay has had time to sweat and cure thor- oughly. A small quantity of new hay may be fed once daily, or the new hay may be mixed with several times its bulk of old hay or straw. Willing to Take a Chance. There was recently haled into a Ala- bama court a little Irishman to whom the thing Niles a new experience. He was, however, unabashed and wore an air pf a man determined not to "get the worst of it." "Prisoner at the bar," called out the clerk, "do you wish to challenge any of the jury?" Whereupon the Celt looked the men in the box over very carefully and with a skilled eye. "Well, I tell ye," he finally replied, "Oi'm not exactly in trainin', but 01 think Oi could pull off a round or two with that fat old boy in th' corner." - Exchange. Different. In theory money can be made. Enough, to stock a train; In practice. though, good gracious oh, The theory has a paint Guessed 1t. "They say he is losing his mind.TC "That must be dreadful." "It is." "I am glad of one thing." • "What's that -that you have no mini to lose?' A Household Necessity Our Sleep. As a rnee we steep too little. An infant's lite is nearly all sleep. Grad- ually as the child grows older the hours ot sleep .are shortened to barr th the day or about eight boar's until the age of twenty is reached re- quires Cully ten hours' sleep. Although nature demands sewer hours' sleep in summer than In winter, it bas been proved that eight hours of sleep are re- quired for the average adult to good bealtb. By this, explains the Pitts- burg Dlspntch, is meant not simply eight hours in bed, but that amount of good. sound, restful sleep night atter night. Our power to work is tutimute ly related to our ability to sleep. and there is no more reliable indication of sound health than the capacity to strep naturally, and the moreactive and en- ergetic the waking life tbe deeper the sleep. Accounted For. "What do you think of her volceT" "I think she has money." "Conld you tell that from the sing' "No; from the applause." The WayItWerke. -"I believe in art for art's sake." ",What do you do with the plcallrelt roll paint? "I sten them for money'e sake." They Will Serve. "1 have no friends." "Sow sad?' "Oh, 1 don't know. easy marks." I know a lot or • Long Experience. "Some of the funny papers reined to print the mother-in-law joke." "Well. it is old enough to print it' self." • a. In addition to the above routes, the sale of tickets is' else authorized via Sulfa, and the Northern Navigation any's magnificent Steamers across i• Huron and Lake Superior, r further particulars apply to any I Open that more1tparr dice. spat, ofmoTrunk Railway . Rip a d 1po; Grand in house b the alluring al g at it r m dehi . an heli b: inl a change, u , 7res J. edea Mr. it � ! w am, or write toBut. then. rite let Passenger Agent, A. Dare Oh. Yee. the terns he ran erreege etMontreal, or en A.E. Duff, t 0uitewncan Y pay nyi fin r. . ct Passenger Agent, Union Star. get - n, Toronto, �t. ':f ivF' It Is a very healthy spot, • In =miner never gets too hot It's never cold in winter there. Thaugh'flne and bracing is the air, /The spring U something of a dream. While autumn la s regular aeream. Oh. dear. l That shoulofer itao cheap! The neighborhood is. very' dna len tl line did tr'ane parte on Cap want to g0. ?Conducts Sou where You wan Its.,trains are never late or slow. !There ars nd children on the block If you bsVe nerves that children shook. Meeied a bit Bina* fatettd creesthat be e that must Alt. It's strange that he could get a price SI Dy S D Satisfied, But- Unt l his about act 13 black and bo lou ue,, Points out in language eloquent Bow owning it beats paying rent e noble vievr i4mostdtootlovely to be true. He likes it? Yes-ob, very weal 'And then ho atwees wants to ae1L Father Morriscy's Liniment Should be In Every Home l• REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD. MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING, STROP has been used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of MOTHERS fpr their CHILDREN WIHLE TEETHING with PERNECT SUCCESS. 'It SOOTHES the CHIED, $01 TENS the GUMS. ALLAYS all PAIN ; CURES *WIND COI.Ic, and is the best remedy for DIARRHEA. Iti s ab- solutel harmless. Be sure and ask for Mrs. winslow's soothing Syrup," and take no other kind. Twenty -Svc cents a bottle. How seldom a week passes without some member of the family suffering from a sore throat, chest or back, a burn or a cut, a sprain, strain or ache 1 Such troubles will come, but there is no need of suffering muck from them. Deep a bottle of Father Morriscy's Liniment in the House, use it freely, and the pain has little chance. • A Sad Picture. That some farmers fail to make good causes little surprise when their meth- ods and ways of doing things are look- ed into, Take a drive through any part of the country and you can pick out the fellow who is playing a losing game without getting out of the rig, A hay loader, a plow, a cultivator, or some other piece of machinery that cost good 'money to buy, left in the field a prey to all sorts and conditions of weather, tells the tale. Get out of the rig and walk over the farm of the man who leaves his implements in the field when not in use, and you will find that he neglects his farm as well as his machinery. The other day the writer was on a farm of this kind. There was not an implement of any kind under cover. Plows, harrows, sulky rake, grain drill, mowing machine, and every implement the farmer had were out in the open and showed that they had never seen the inside of a building since they were bought. Bolts were rusted and loose, the wood -work was decayed, and the whole outfit was in the most dilapidated condition one could imagine. And the way the farm was run was in keeping. The garden was full of weeds, the orchard unprun- ed and uncared for, and the fields pro- ducing only half a crop. It was a sad picture to look upon, and one could not but reflect that the owner had missed his calling and neglected his opportun- ity. -Canadian Farm. During his lifetime rather Morriscy prescribed this Liniment regularly, and rt proved very effective in relieving all sorts of pains and aches. In Rheumatism. it is valuable as a "rub", when "Father Morriscy's No. 7" Tablets are taken internally. Similarly, applied freely to throat •and chest it helps " Father Morriscy's No. so" (Lung Tonic) to quickly break up and drive away a sore throat, cold in the chest, or cough. Taken all around it is one of the best family liniments in existence. Price 25c per bottle. At your dealer's, or from Father Morriscy Medicine Co., Ltd., Montreal, Que. ea His Light Diet. The actor's sense ot burner Is al- ways uppermost. Be will jest about bis bard luck, bis ill luck or almost anything that offers an opportunity for a Joke. Generally, too. be has tour• age -the courage to smile when pis heart is heavy. A comedian, who was known to be ID desperate straits, was invited to a 'social gathering one even- ing. When the poor actor arrived he was seen to be thinly clad, although the weather was bitter cold. He look- ed also as if be bad not had any too much nourishment for some time. The hostess greeted him cordially. "I am so glad to see you." she said. "How well you are looking!" "Yes," replied the comedian; "the wind has been very nutritious of tate." -Saturday Evening Post. HOUSEHOLD SUGGESTIONS. YOUR DLOOD TAINTED ULCERS, BOILS, SWOLLEN GLANDS, BLOTCit PIMPLES, AND, ALL SKIN AND BLOOD DISEASES ARE COMPLETELY CURED BY THE NEW METHOD TREATMENT - those sham i b 4 w L i atiy It ortSkin ! ec O t our N.w �+thed Tr atmaat,5 a guaraii cure for an poersora 1i atwto` a Wi u e(Ionets curator ant p' from erupt' ,ns and hutches. o r lila whether hereditary or aoqutr,,d, pr) remedies and trounces peutrrali Iron Thio soos la the Moo asci expel ,system. Our vast r'-eper ecce to the treat. meat of thousauJS of the most sarior * and campilcatell cases enetew us to Perfect, o bust nags a cure without expert mendug. on the plan -par Only for the Benefit You Derive. If you I, toe.0 y blood disease, con- sult uo Free of Chars° and let us prove to you how quickly our remedieswilt remove all evidences of disease, Under the fnfluenee of the New Method Treatment the skin be- comes .clear, ulcers, pimples and blotches beat up, enlarged &loads aro reduced, faliee out hair grows its again. the eyes berotne victlm'realizesabition nowlifergy has opened pthe to him YOU CANYOU PAY AFTER URED CONSULTATION FREE Send for Booklet on Diseases of Men „THE GOLREN MONITOR" FREE 1f unable t c HOMO te for enQtuestion List DY E N_ EN &K NNEDY DRS. KE Cor, Michigan Ave. and Griswold St., Detroit, Mich. Alletters from Canada must be addressed to our Canadian Correspondence Depart- arommaimmesiment in Windsor, Ont., If you desire to NOTICE see us personally call at our Medical Institute in Detroit as we see and treat no patients in our Windsor offices which are for Correspondence and Laboratory fDRS.nadian KENNEDYn&sonly. Address all KENNEDY,, Windsor, ttersOnt. as follows: .,,-.._ e, - .,,,. n iva5A address. 4•+ 3'3.4••b3••t .l .A•i•'k+444.441 '4 74;444.44•h3 +++ iThe ABSOLUTE SECURITY. When windows are difficult to open, rub the sash -lines with soft soap. When frying fish or anything for which boiling fat must be used, a small pinch of salt will stop the fat spluttering all over the stove. Saucepans should never be allowed to get crusted with soot on the outside, Not only is a dirty saucepan of this kind unsightly, but it does not heat nearly as quickly as a clean one. All traces of mud can be removed from skirts and gentlemen's black gar- ments by rubbing the stains with a raw, cut potato. Shabby leather bags, etc., may be improved in appearance by being rub- bed over with well -beaten white of egg, and then polished with beeswax and turpentine, the final rubbing being given with a soft, clean cloth. Prunes and other dried fruits are best kept in stone crocks with covers. A little mint added to the currants makes a particularly tasty jelly to serve with lamb. A Kicking Deferred. Aunt Clara Ito her young nepbew, wht a inw heohas parlorjlia hwhere she is sitting -Good gracious, Tommy! What are you do- ing with that bucket? Take It down to the kitchen at once. Tommy -t want you to lick it, Aunt Clara, 'cause I beard papa saying when you kick the bucket we'd get at the very least $25,000. His Objection. Mrs. R.iehgnlck-dohs, I want you to buy a new parlor suit. Mr. Rich. quick -Marla, I've been agreeable enough so far to get •different clothes for morning, noon, afternoon and night, but I'm camellia if i'ii change 'em every time I go into a different roots. -Brooklyn Life. Her Gain. ' . ' e and re- member es- Dsea your husband member your wedding tnniverbarYT Mre, Sm1tb--•Not do 1 remind bin of it In January and. June and get two presents.-)Sarper's Bazar. HEADACHES Were Caused By. A Sour Disordered Stomach Mr. James McLaughlin, Bracebridge, ,c Ont., writes In order to lot you know what Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills have done for me, I am writing you. "Ab'out a year ago I was troubled a great deal with a very sour disordered stomach and had terrible headaches, that were so bad I Could scarcely do my work. 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