The Wingham Advance, 1909-02-18, Page 3NEWS mommOLD LAND
Many Interesting Happenings Reported rrom
Great Britain.
(London Daily Mail.)
Remo blizzard tiwept Doreet, Devon,
Soutereet, Welas, Leneashire, Yorkshire:
the Border ettuntry and the west of Scot -
Una auring the week -011d.
in the wet Highlarals it etiolate/ Mem
eantly for twenty-four hours, the bliz-
zard, at one time beim; accontpanied bat
lightning. The West 'Highland Railway
from Glasgow to Fort William was
OOnittletely blothed.
A train. was held up at Ranuodo on
on the traekleas moor of that mune.
The oarriagee were stecmaheated, but the
twenty padeengers were short of food.
The railway official* supplied hot tea
and. what eatables they could spare, and
Mr. D. Menai], a passenger, who bed
e large cake an& a bottle of wine in ids
bag, Owed it with his compenions. Ile
hut his bagpipes too, and throeglyout
the eight played' spirited wire. latent
morning the train struggled to,Corrour,
a station 1,300 -feet above the see, level,
where the track was again blorked.
The eignalinan did Ids last for the
wornout passengers, thine of whom re-
moved a ettee of sausages from the van
And 'cooked them. They were kepttagain
all night till gangs. of men from Fort
Wflhiam eleared the drift.
So violent wee the blizzard at Built
derslield that Moore, a player from York
in a northern football league tnetelo luta
to leave the field with a frozen. arta
PERILS OF MOVING BOG.
Impelled by heavy floods behind it a
bog, thousands of ares in size, onagetuot
Mary -Kilmore, near Ballygar, Cotunty
Galway, began moving on Solidity and
has engulfea farms and hamlets at the
foot of the mountain.
Early on Monday morning when Mrs.
Martin opened her front door the found
the house surrounded by liquid beg, She
alarmed her husband, and it took their
united efforts to save their ehildren. All
their stook had to be abandoued. The
occupants of the three neiglaboring
]louses narrowly escaped with their lives,
and lied not time even to dress them-
eelves.
The cabin of an ola woman valued
McDonnell is entirely submerged, wily
the chimney appearing above the sur-
face, and it is feared that she was up -
able to escape in. time. No trace of her
.ean be found.
Several of the small farmers have lost
all their stock. One man had. to rush out
of the house with his family practically
naked, and had no tine to release his
six head of stock from an outhouse. The
house was shortly after engulfed,
FANCY DRESS TRAGEDY.
The death of Miss Elizabeth Crayston,
a nurse at the Liverpool Royal Infirm-
ary, who was fatally burned. at a. fancy
dress party, was the subject,of an inquiry
by the Liverpool eoroner,
The other night a number of the
nurses held a surprise party in their
bitting room at the infirmaxy, the sur-
prise elemeot eonaisting of the style of
fancy costume to be worn. Miss Cray-
ston appeared as "were -wolf," her cos-
tume consisting of cotton -wool.
After a whist drive Nurse Crayston,
who had. been. weaned about the danger-
ous diameter of her attire, was etand-
lug near the fire, when a spark flew out
gold ignited her dothing. She WAS im-
mediately enveloped in flames.
Miss Griffiths, another nursEe, quickly
threw a rug over Miss Crayston and ex-
tinguished the flames, but tbe woolen
was so badly burned that she died.
The jury returned a verdict of tte-ci-
dental death.
"SPIRITUALISkI'S CURSE."
Strange letters were read at au in-
quest held at Manchester on Monday
eoucerning the death of John Houghton,
aged thirty-nine, a school teacher, • of
Whalley Range, who shot himself. In
a letter to a friend he wrote;
The epiritualisin I thought such
blessing has turned out a curse to me.
"I have been urged into this for the
last twelve months by the unseen world,
whicla wish I had never found out," he
wrote to hie 'wife. To his sisters he
wrote; "This would never have happen-
ed if I hact not bothered with spiritu-
alism."
Mrs. Houghton said her husband took
up spiritualism three years ago, and it
seemed to upset bim a great deal. Ile
bad often threatened to take his own
life and hers. "He had suggested that
we should both take poison or both go
into the river and drown ourselves."
The jury found that Houghton com-
mitted suicide while his mind was un-
hinged.
BRITON OR 130ER?
Ateording to Professor Wallace, of
Edhiburgh Univexelty, the _Briton cannot
manage the South Africat native as well
as the Boot can.
He read a paper on the agricultural
possibilities of Rhodesia 'before the Roy.
al Colonial lostitution the other night,
in which he pointed. out that natives
sbow more respeet for noer than for
Bra tieh mos tere.
The Boer makes the native learn
Datch„ and give si bit oraers ni thet Imo
page, while the Briton tries to pick up
a mattering of kitchen Raffia and
"not Infrequently makes himself ridieu-
loin by reciting orders,. tharaeteristieally
pointed with .titrong language,width be
does not more than half understand,
"The elumge from the iron rule of
Labengule to the paralyzing poiley
British role has ben too sudden. The
mares are subjeeted to no disciplluary
influence. Their own sweet will is their
may guide."
Professor Wallace believes that Rho-
desia is to lti ,. one of the great gold -
yielding eeuntrice of the world, It bas
a great .future. as Cattle -breeding
counter, hut the eoutplete destruction
of the big pane and tile stamping out of
lio»e are necessary for the agricultural
improvement of the eonntry.
WORK AND WORRY
WEAKENS WOIVIEN
New Health and Strength Can be
Had Through the Use 0 Dr!
Williams' Pink Plis,
It is useless to tell a hada working
woman to take life easily and not to
worry. But at is the outy of every
woman to &toe her strength as math
us possible; to take her caves as light-
)), as may be and to build up her sys-
tem to meet any unusual domande. It
is ber duty to herself and to her lam -
for her futnre Itealett dapends up-
on. it.
To guard against a complete break-
down in lietteth the blood must be
kept rieh and red and .pure. No other
medicine does this 80 well as Dr. Wil-
liam& Pink Pills for Pole People. Tills
medicine attually inekes new, red
blood, strengthens the nerves, re-
ethres the appetite mut keeps every
organ healthy and toned up. Women
enema always rest when they should,
but they can .keep their strength and
keep disease away by the occasional
use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, which
have done mere to lighten the eai•es
of weak women than any other medi-
eine. .
Mrs. James H. Ward, Lord's Cove,
N. B., sayei "About two years ago
f suffered 80 much from nervous proe-
•trotion that was little. better titan
a helpless wrath, I suffered, from
headathes and a constant feeling of
dizzineas. '.ithe least unusual move
would startle me and set my theart
palpitating violently. I tied little or
r10 appetite and grew so weak that 1
was hardly .able to drag myself about
and could net do my housework.
every way I was in a deplorable con-
dition, As the medicine I hail been
taking seemed to do me no geed, uty
hasbana got a supply of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pals. I had only been taking
the pills for a eouple of weeks whet!.
I seemed to feel somewhat better and
this entiouraged me -to centime the
treatment. Prom that on my strength
gradually but surely returned, and in
the COMBO of a few more weeks I was
once more a well women, able to do
my own housework, and feeling bet-
ter than I had done fet years. I have
since remained well and I feel that I
owe my good health to the healing
power of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills."
Every other weak, sickly, Worn out
woman should follow the example of
Mrs. Wood and give Dr. \Mame
Pink Pills a fair trial. These Pills
will send new blood coursing through
the veins and bring brightness mid
energy to the weak° end despondent.
Sold ley all medicine dealers or by mail
at 50 cents a box from The Do Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont,
&
King Edward Tired. d
-King Edward, even from his eorlieet
years, was thoroughly taught the mean-
ing of the Constitution of England. Daily
he was gaestioned on the subject, until
he grew to dislike it most heartily.
One day he openly rebelled, and said
to his tutor:, "I hate this duty, sirt It's
too frightfully dry!"
"Oh!" replied the abothed tutor, "bat
it is very important that you should
knew all about the Constitutiou of the
countiy over whith you will one day
have to rule!"
"Yee, sir," reminder replied the prince;
"the English aonstitution Is most im-
portant, I know, but how about my eon-
etitution?"
Trouble for the Much Enduring.
• Penelope was spinnieg the shroud.
"Ulysses will need it if he gives me
that detained at the office story again,"
she said tersely.
Herewith she wound the cuckoo dock,
-New York Sun.
Lame Back
Cured
.1 nst nib the painful spot. with Nervi
-
line; uot much rubbing, Imam Nerde
line le made eo penetrate. not
suffer Icing After Nerviline is applied,: for
it trete like lightning, swift and sure.
NervIline is good for avything lint -neat
ought to be gooil for -wherever there is
pain. Apply Nervilino and. the pain dis-
appears,
No remedy so thoroughly three lame
beak, stiff pinta, sore muselee, lutubego
and mid in the theist as
Nerviline
The farmer, the mechanic, the man
who worhe nt herd labor, le subject to
the intrudel influence ot doomnees tog,
and inclement weather. It's haul 'for
htzn to escape pain. What be needs at
litnne is a bottle of Nervilime which gives
instant ease to every- kind of pain.
Nervitine is about four thnes as etroug
as the ordinary liniment It gets right
at the core of pain tool enres it as no
other remedy eau. So stroog aria Con-
centrated is Nerviline, that one Applica-
tion is always as good as six ordinary
rubbings with other liniments. Try a
large 25e bottle. -Sold 'everywhere.
• 4 4 *
NO SO MUCH HUSTLE HERE.
South American Not Impressed With
Businese Methods in New York.
"So Many folks who visit SouthtAinew
Iran coutUries," said the men from Co-
lombia, "will talk to you about the WA-
aess of the Spanish American and about
the iniumuct. habit. 1 have been doing
bosineee in Latin Amerienn pleats for
minty years uow and also I here had
some experience itt the Milted States. t
want to say that 1 haven't observed
auy very great amount of hustling being
dome in the natitea States of late.
"For iustence, a man in business here
gets to his office about 0 o'clock and
roes out to lunch at noon or so. Then
after he comes back, after spending a
fair amount of time at hie meal, he is
pr. pAred to quit work at 5 o'clock.
"Now, down it, Botoga, for instanee,
folks get to work in their offices_ at 8
o'clock and they stay there until 0 or
later. They don't take so very much
time for lunch either. No man in Bogo-
ta thinks of making an engagetneet for
dinner 'until weil along toward half -
past seven. They do a lot of retil Imsta
"A. South Amedean came into the of-
fice of a company here one day when I
was there and asked for the price of a
certain commodity that we handle. It
happened thatin order to be sure about
the terms the factory had to be eon -
suited.. That mon complained to me Of
tlie leisurely business methods here.
• "He said he thought the information
should; have been in the office, and, fail-
ing that there was no reason why he
should have to wait teem weeks to hear
from the faetory. He said the process
was like this:
"A day oo so after he asked at the oft
dice a letter was sent to the factory.
That letter was put on file and answer-
ed in due course, probably three or four
days later. Then it was mailed and re-
ceived in the office the next day.
"Then after other letters ahead of it
bad been atteuded to it was P op i e d for
him. The next day perhaps it was mail-
ed. and the day after it got to him.
"Altogether he figurea • cut that It
took -about two weeks for him to hear
of it. He Wasn't impressed with the
hustling, of the Americans."
. WANTED MORE TIME.
Patron -Are, you the proprietor?
Barkeeper -I've only worked here
an hour, Give me a chance.
ert*
Civil ization.
Missionary -You claim to be civilized,
and yet I find you 'torturing your cap
-
titres.
Native -Pardon, but we do not call
this torturing, now. We are merely haz.
Ing him. -Cleveland Leader,
4 • •
The Matrimonial Spur.
Long -To what do you attribute your
great business success?
Strong -To my wife. She made it ne-
eessery for me. to earn more money. -,-
Boston Transcript.
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Coughs,Col s nd Brotichitgi
athe Catahzzie
It Cures Quickly
Cured by "CATARRHOZONE"
A Breatheible "Direct" Medicine
'Every sufferer from coughs, eohle, broneldtis and all throet and
chest ailments neede a soothing, healing mediehte Whieh goes direct to
the breathing .otganti in the .chest and hinge, (Weeks the trouble at its
thuree, disperses the germs of disease, and mires the ailment .thorough-
ly. And this medicine 14 "CiltartheZelle.-"
The genn-killing, balsamic vapor mixes with the- breath, &vends
through the throat, clown the bronchiel tubes, end finally reeehes the
deepest air MIA in the lungs. All oerte are soothed with doh, pure
medieinal essences, whereas, if a. litolit remedy were ueea,
the affeeted parte coull not be veaehed, end harm weld result through
beaumbing the stometh with dingo
Remember this: You don't take thugs when using Catarrhozone;
you .eimply inhele a heeling. 'Vapor thet turn every type of catarrh;
bronehitis, Asthma, throat itua nose soreneee, Ana irritetion,
o medicine bringe siteh prompt relief, -exerts .suelt an invigoratizig
inflame Or so thoroughly taid Speedily 'cures throat froubla as "Cat.
.arrhozone,” Doetors, hospitals, sanitarium -all say' that for tkitose
Ittbo -suffer from ehangeable tweet/ow, for those 'Who aro predisposed to
.eatarrh, lung tronide, deafness 01 bronehitis,no treatment. is so indis-
pensable act "1.111 farboznim"
For (attain cure, for relief in an hour, use Catena:nein:a the only
direct, breathrable medieine. Two monthet treatment retatrauteetl; priet
With smaller eiee Me; at all dealete, or The t Ili oiotto Company,
Xint,fst on, t In t.
NEW KIND OF ROAD MATERIAL.
Sait end Alkali Scale From I.:tonere
Used in Pens Kana.
The farmers in rellirdi ns web
as tlie people 141 OW 1111 r0 'PPR
111 gond roads 1.1r seyeret
years, cola in this part of the Stlto
cau•See elnuott any kina of it inade road.
At one or two plaga in this e nuttry
there are short roads whew treatment
has been given 'that le similar to the
pavement on Douglas avemui in Ells-
worth. Here there aro two Inoelts dot
fool fom•-fliths nf the visitors to the
town. The treatment .of this street watt
commenced about two or tbree pellet
ago, consisting of course ana fine ebonite
in layers, then a eovering surface of
salt and alkali Reale.
'Ile water itt this eountry 14 very hard
and in all the steam bolleys at the salt
mills and other factories it sort of alkali
forms which must be removed frequent-
ly; cola thit, with the salt end alkali
Seale that forms in the salt. pant, at
used on Dougles avenue. It forme a
hard erust aud utalece a most exeellent
street. It is a, success on the meet busv
thoroughfare of this town, anaif the
:supply weenot an limited the fart/toe
would nee it for the rural roads mat
more of the streets of this city woulti lit
paved witl. it. The salt end -Alkali cam,
on Douglas avenue is now abont three
inches thick. end thit lies ou three Melon
of coarse ciuders and three incites of
fine cinaers, It makes a pretty street, In
appearance being like an asphelt pave-
ment before it beeomes dirtyeaTtlatworth
correspondence Kaneas City Star, •
to
DO JUST WHAT IS
CLAIMED FOR THEM
That' S What Joseph Macklin
Says of Dodd's Kidney Pills,
They Cured His Neuralgia, Cramped
Muscles fled Heart Disthee From
Which He Had Suffered for Two
Years.
St. Paul do Metis, Alta, Feb. 8.-
(Specia1).-"Dodd's Ridney Pills Lave
done for me all that is claimed for
them." So says Joseph Macklin, it well
known fanner of this diettiet. "I was
ill for over six years with Neuralgia,
Cranme in my lunacies, Backache and
Heart Disease, I called on different doc-
tors but got no help. I heard that
Dodd's Kidney Pills were meant for just
such cases as mine and bought eight
boxes of them. Now I feel just like a
new man, I recommend them to all as
a sure euro for Rheutuatiem mol. ali
troubles arising from diseased Kidneys."
Thousands of farmers ell over the west
relate similar eeperiences to that given
by,Mr. Meeklin, They find that Dodd's
Eidney Pills do just witat is claimed for
them -etre all diseased Kidneys and all
diseases arisieg from diseased. Kidneys,
FRANK NELSON'S STORMS.
(Toronto Saturday Night.)
At it social gathering of newspattert
men, Mr. Prat -ids Nelson, the sporting
editor of the Globe, told three. excellent
stories picked -up on his tour with the
Canadian Olemple aterosee team.
One of the trains on which tbe teem
travelled in Ireland, was exasperatingly
slow. At the twelfth stop -which hap-
pened to be at a village station-- the
famous Joe Lally, of Cornwall, stuck his
head out of the carriage window and
asked of a milway guard:
"Say, old libek, when ao we get to
Sligo?"
On the instant atom the answer; "tin -
meetly after tit' en -gine, sorr."
Lally -asked nomore questions during
the remainder of the journey.
In Dublin the Canadian visitors were
driven .around. the city in jaunting cars.
One of the drivers, pointing to a fbamous
brewery, asked Ids "fares" if they want-
ed to go inside. It was worth visiting,
he said. They detained his suggestion..
Ite said, regretfully, "O'rn
sorry. 1 tuk a par'rly there yesterday,
an' th' manager am' tit' brewery axed
Inc in, too."
Then he paused.
"Well, what hoppened?" asked one of
the Camulians.
The driver -smiled. "01 drunk sivin
pines ev porter,"the replied, "an' Oi cud
a' had me fill av ut if Oi had been want-
ing to."
Mr. Nelson's final story was this:
Willie, who lived with his mother in
London, stuttered badly, being almost;
ineoherent wino excited. His mother
was trying her (two method of curing
him. She sent lint down the cellar one
day to bring up thine potatoes. He re-
turned quickly, and greatly agitated,
"0-0-0!" he began,
"Now, said his mother,- "you
know wot I've allus told you. Dont try
to speak when heeited. Sit down and
sing it."
Willie sat down. •
"0-0-0-monama he began again.
"Stop!" died his mother, sharply.
Willie dosed: his mouth.
"Now," .slte went on, "sit you still till
yott are carm, Wink."
The boy waved his limbo shuffled his
-
feet anct tried once more to talk.
"Den't hopen your lips axial. till :idlta
can sing it, or thresh you," hie mother
eommanded.
An interval of -silence.
Finally Willia with Ids hands tightly
clenehedand his feet drawn up, burst
forth into seek
"0, mother," be warbled, "the house -
the boast -as on fire ---fire."
••••••••,*Orm
FATHER KNEW.
Bert -What is notion, pa?
Pa -Any story that ends, "they mar.
vied and lived happily ever niter."
Pinatas.
Mrs. Jenner Lee ()adept. How neve
San maneeted in keep your enoli no long1
Mrs, thidahottt----Uy husband bas
pull with the pollee department. We
lave the bamienmeet effieer on the force
stationed in our :theta,
Any Change en improvement
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Kit ter -Yea Cr.
Phelogtapher 11. for leaven's
taloa glare feroeieutit et bar.
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eLOTCH ES
All skin diseases such as pimples,
originate through iallure of the
kidneys and liver. All taints
that bloc% the avenues of health
must be removed. Dr. Handl.
ilton's Pills do this ;middy;
They cleanse the system, malo
the skill smooth, restore roses
to the cheek, and give clear
dainty complexion.
PR. HAMit,Tortios
PiLLS
For good looks, good health; amsi
good spiritthere is nothing so
sure as Dr. Hamilton's Pills, 25o
hozes'at all dealers.
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BLAZE IMO FEET HIOH.
The greatest oil fire in history ie
supposed to have been the lire *Welt
by a conservative estititl'. destroyed
more than 5,000,000 barrels of oil last
year in the San (leronimo field near
Tampieo, Mexico.
The oil stratam W118 struck ttt it
depth of 1,840 feet in a s:x inch etteed
welL Time torrent of oil burst forth
and 1%as quickly followed by a blow
out of gas whith opened a big otifiee
in the earths surface, swallowing up
the derriek and whole chilling Math,
includlog the engine and boiler. The
gas and all were ignited from dlio
fire under time boiler and the great
fire Was in this manner started..
lt burned for sixty-two days. The
vortex or tauter ti
..aroegh which the
oil poured was gradually enlarged .0 -
til it was more than 500 feet wide,, A
rim of rocks and earth was formed
around its outer edge resembling a
volcano's orator. At-wordingto the
Technical World the blaze extended
to a height of from 1,400 to 1,a00 feet
and the column of black smoke roee
above it to e 'height of about 0,000
feet. Oa top of the smoke ratted n.
great white elottd of vapor withal watt
estimated to extend eltyward to an
additional height of a too feet. '1'lle
blaze could be seen 200 miles.
The great oil tire nes eetieguished
by means of six couti,ifttgal pumpe
which were Rept eonstantly busy for
weeks throwing med and vat r into
the crater. Heavy diecharges of dyn-
amite Around the rim of the orifice
also aided in the eetinguiehing. work.
Shortly after the flames were put
out the oil burst forth again in greater
volume than ever mut fie output was
estimated at 150,000 barrels', aday. lt
has been a difficult problem to care
for the oil. The Mexican Govern-
ment sent several hundred soldiers
to the scene to assist the owners of
the well in building earthen r gvoirs
for temporarystorage of the product.
Tho ail overflowed these teservoirs
and large cemetities escaped into the
San Geronimo River and Inke Tam-
itthatt,
Meore proof that Lydia E. Pink..
hanesVegeta,ble Compound c, araa
sick women.*
Miss M. R. Morin, 830 Ontario St.,
Montreal, writes to Mrs. Pinlrb.am:
"I was in very poor health and doc-
tored for months, receiving very little
benefit. I had lost all ambition, was
nervous, and subject to dizzy spells and
painful periods eacla month.
"A friend suggested Lydia E. Pink-
loten's -Vegetable Coinpound as the
proper medicine for me. I procured a
bottle of this remedy and began tak-
ing, and before it was !loathed, I felt
so much better that I continued its use
and gave it a thorough test, with the
result I Mu to -day well and a much
healthier girl than I was three years
ago. I have no more painful periods,
dizziness or nervous troubles."
FACTS FOR SICK WOrvilEN.
For thirty years Lydia, E. Philt.
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and. herbs, bas been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women wit.° have been troubled with
displacements, infiammationoficera-
tion, fibroid turnors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear-
ing -down feeling, flatulertcy,indiges-
eon, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkitam invites all Sick
women to write her for advice.
She has graded thousands to
health., eadielreSs, Lynn, Mass.
A Sign of Death.
There May have be,en many "eigns".
of death -so some people believe -
bat tettei described here is peobably new
to Marty. Mr„ W. 13. Cooper, of Chelt-
enham, tolls nf his father being ill
bitt not confined to bed, and one
satiny day in Julie when he walked
aoross the garden another man, the
facsimile of hie !ether, met hint and
"apparently passed into him,"
"Shortly after in'y father cated to
me and said: '1114 you set me go,
aeross the garden?' X said 'Yes.
'Well,' he said, '1 shan't be hero long;
our family see themselves before they
Although t had seen this, I
said, 'Nonsense.' He shook his head
and walked away.. Shortly after he
took to his bed and died on Tidy ti.
My father during the few days he
was, in bed -we were haymaking, at
the time -asked each morning,
'Which field are you in now?' When
we came to it eertnin field veiled
'Cadley,' it gad, with a high, oa
great satisittetion, 'Ah, I ..etall ale
WM.'"
lie died the same morning near
midday.- Fr,on '1'. P.'s Weekly,
Preparation,
imam 4.114.1 th IL ;I',/1:1' friend hie
1al...31 pi eliminaly tt.ett taeara
-Why, he u it modal only tide morn-
iaen'
"Yea Th it was et a T hot in mied,"
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PUTNAIVI'S PAINLESS
CORN EXTRACTOR
Cost art Actress Whie Kissed Her
t • Mother in A Street Oat. $1. *la
Ilutsitt ie rtilea by rigonitie !ewe. The
irony and bunter et NOM(' Of 010111 01)1114
11011)0 1.1tin. foreien oultaker, whit. of
antra. the talon:me rept only the tthie
hatta. The latrst iletini of nit antakies•
Mg in -puling. leo le it 14111IOUS itil•ti all
101 1111pel 10014 aerreas, tflle.
Trepoff. who ate intliv limn the temerity
to • late ter mother in a tramcar,.
011e Willikt have thought evert a mag-
istrate Or pulite, or whoever ethninis-
toed cages of lawbreaking tif that Mod
in Misfile, would. be melted he the Itento
ttful pielorct of the reimioa (ie it mother
and stAughter eelebrateil by
sa Int e, hitt Russia undersientis no jokes.
says tha lady's Vietminh the fitet of
ten Mika te8s, OtIO fot it kiss In public
vonvoyatieve, stielt 04 ralliV0ye and
intuit:aro was vigerouttly elrforeelt
A Mee in the street is penalized to the
eetent ttf eetati rublee ilia, lod..). and
it deelaratimt of love sent by posteanl,
if anybody it fiteed brazen enough to_ do
such e, tltitcg, le punished to the extent
of five rubles (148. '22.). Otot would
like to knew if intailt is beepeci on in•
jury and the fair reeipient imitated in
clanteges if the tirelaration is sent with-
out awe 111141A:e1 to identify the sender.
Chapped Froth Fifigers
To Elbows.
Bay's Agony Relieved by
Zarn-Buk,
.11 you are suffering from badly ehapped
hands tolt will be able to.eotnprehena n Ilttle
of the agony witieh emery Walker, Of 14
Ilataufaeturers street, :11ontreal, endured be-
fore Zorn -Buis are hint relief. Ills Mother,
telling of the case to a noes, reptetenieuve,
semi- -
..lienry works with hls &Wet sleeves roiled
up above hts elbows, and passing front a
warm room to the biting cold, as he Wild
°bilge(' YO d(10, he got the wevse ease of chep-
ped hands and arm I have ever teen. -From
his fingers to his elbows WKS 0110 011489 of
raw flesh, with bad eraeks here and there.
'Whenever lie washed, it brought teers to bIt
eyes, the pain was SO smite. Ile tried several
kinds of salves, but nettling relieved him
realiy until lie trled Zeitt-Buk. This baltu
setmed to lake away the burning and smart-
ing almost at once. 'rue oratas began to
heal, nue a rew appiteattons a the balm
eured hltri. 1118 betide and arm are now
smooth and soft.
"Wo hare alto used Zion -13u4 for °Ulm'
eniergeneles. 1 sustained a born Pu one of
MY fingers. Zain-Buk took the fire out and
Imola up Cie sore. 31 really aeons it wonder-
ful household preparation.
.0n one occasion my 2011 Harry had his
met frozen. It was very swolleti and dis-
colored. but Zant-liuk both relieved the
13114111115 and removed the diseOloraLlon.
Zam-Bulc is so handl. and ao that
We Shell always keep a entirety handy."
Miss Hattie Bertrand, of Salisbury (Ont.),
says:-"Eivery winter 1 stiffer from chapped
hands. but 3 have found a Mire In Zam-Buk.
Applitd at night, it Iteals the oracles by
morning, and takes away ull the soreness:"
Nadler effects follew its use for eczema,
team sem, blood -poisoning, ulcers, ring. -
worm, chIldren's sores, 01119, burns aud
bruises. It also cures piles. A:11 druggists
and 440505 sell at Iee a box: or pest free
from Zam-Buk (3o., Toronto, for price,
4
HANDBOOK FOR HUSBANDS.
Women Know How to be Curious, But
Men Make Blunders,
ad. Y. Sun.)
"Women are curious," add Uncle
Henry, when he Was quite sure. She teas
down al; the other end of the flat.
"What I mean* in they have curiosity.
ttty fler.
oioel m
knows they're ettrioue, ean-
iriglq"Yes, sir, they never take anything
for granted. Men alwaye do, that is,
married men. They do if they know
what's good for tem. You hear me, sou?
“Now, take the man that ate the first
oyster. lre was tte womau, more than
likely. That is to say, she was probably
a man. You know, 'twee a woman ate
it, or else she put him up to it Prob-
ably got him to open thteeliell and= then
double dared him, sante as Eve.
"Ifer desire to know whether it would
poison him, together with his dodbust-
ed pride, laid the foundatiott to the im-
mortal oyster fry in a box, of width,
youtig friend,. she has beget the mitre -Ott
recipient ever sinee. See whit 1 mean?
Ire got tho first oyster and she got the
lof011110t101And all the rest of the fut
ture oysters.
"Now Adam. Of course he wasn't mar-
ried to etart with. Ire was merely hap-
py. Then the snake gave ltim curiosity,
which he had no business with, and he
began to wonder what a woman looked
like. One Mind along and married lain.
And marriage then became the mother
of invention, and has been ever since.
(bit the idea? All the sons of Adam are
it leetlo tainted like.
"Don't g.) by. me son. Look at his-
tory. Hannibal, he Itttd ouriosity; the
male kiwi He was itthing to see what
sort of a collar and elbow customer
Scipio was He wanted to see Scipio
very badly. He saw hint very badly, and
he saw his finish at the same time.
"And how 'bout Traroun Anlaaseltid,
the orig.inal Arabian date maker?" He
eu
was rhaus. Do you. know what hap-
pened to him; son? No? Well, neither do
but it was sure something awful.
"And Richard the Lion Hearted, and
Peter the Hermit, atid the painted red-
skins who wondered what Billy Penn
wataed with their golf links; And Wiley
Riley, and Gen, Issy Putnam And Cotton
Mather, and Aguineldo-how 'bout 'em?
•••-c. •-ra
MI, envious, by gracious, and .dodking
, bridge. that 44, the ourvieorti.
'thee watit I mean? Mena got no bud -
nese trt ing to be minus ettecerefully.
No, sir. Now take Inc. I'm not more
than eo
so on •wonderiug about taint.
When 1 ehp ma foot and begin probing
around I get move You hear reet ton?
I get mine plenty.
ho'z'nie46atloTn "adlifleYa 1;1: :tiled llik.egittiltIv.i
rtbn:cifell8
e1-
lug round about the isnot. way. I go%
itt and takes off nor •th,oes, puts on my
Slippers aud houee coat and waits for
the dinner hell.
riglit. Prette SOOKI it begins to
ring, 'Up I gets and goes in to dinner.
Like thatoAll right.
"Sex,- MP, she had a layout there
that teas towelling neat and nobby. The
hand that wields the ladle rulee the
world, MI right. Our cook came with a
truck full of refereuces Chet smelled like
eitirogropby exhibits in a diyoree enit.
She hail references in every laeguage
-but you ean't eat referenees,
"But my wife is MAO cook herself.
You know what the had done? She had
clouted the cook for the clay and hadit•ot,
up the ohole feed herself. Honest,.
4011, I .CoUld have kicked myself for
e4`tillnriarest,,
ll'illv11.
' the says, ait dom.' elm
nye, 'ea eat it all up,' she eays. 'I
cooked it for you.'
you know me, 1 :darted With
0 00E4 of eater,- rota 1 Watt gaiug strong
Admit we paesed the Lae quarter With
A near cup of Meek toffee itild ttpiceP
of pie like mother couldn't make if she
get the recipe direct front Nirs. Gabriel.
When I romped aCrotre the tinish line
with A t00:41Ck in one liana mut te fin.
ger bowl in the other I was so eouteuted
and ptheefid I was breathing to the taile
of "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep."
"Then chaos! Then the home of cards
crumbled up, into a landslide and got it
good. At that psythologicAl moment, as
they say in the classica, I began to won-
der wity, oherefoie end how 'in— The
fact is I hegite to be curiouti.
" 'Wife,' f says, with difficulty on
aecouut of the too much feed, 'wile,'
ova, 'aecepi the aSSIMineea of my es-
teemed coneideration. You have done
yourself proud,' I says. Aud, pritheea
eays, 'why this unusual but most de-
lectable repast() haucinetn 1 says, 'Did
you expect compaey?' I says.
"Nod she says, didn't, expect any.
thing,' she says, 'and thet Just what
I got,' site says, like that, sort of die -
agreeable. 'It may interest you to kuow,
Ilenryn she says, like that, sort of dis-
agreeable. 'It may lancet you to know,
Henry,' she says, 'that this is our wed-
ding anuiversarya she says, 'or it limy
rot, now you have eateo my lovely
food and are not likely to get any more,
elte says. "You 'forgot our wedding day,
Every, and nay feelings are hurl,' site
says, 'eti I sludn't forget it 'ever,' she.
says.
"And sh,i won't forget it, either. Nei-
ther will 1. She's got it in for inc now
for fair. Too melt euriosity, sou.
"The may safe way for it man is to
never open his mouth unless he's go-
ing to put something into it. The min-
113titeur
etyoeu let any
thing out you spoil the
"When it man begins to ask his wide
questions, just that minute he begins to
make it noise like a goat."
1.
NOT EXACTLY.
Miss Woodby-So Mr. Smart really
said he consideted me very witty, eh?
Miss Knox -Not exactly; he said
he had to laugh every time he met
you.
4 4
How He Spent His HalftHoliday,
A young man was industriouely wheel-
ing a perambulator along the pavement
in front of his residence. "My dear!"
mitea oice front an upper windOw.
"What's the matter?" he shrieked back.
And he went on wheeling. Art hour tater
the same voiee came front the same win -
clew. "George, dear!" "Well, what's the
matter now?" be shouted, "This, George
dear -you've been wheeling Lottle's doli
all the afternoon! Let baby have a tern
now!" -Philadelphia inquirer,
4 • a -
Corrected.
"These cars are alweye cold," grown
ed the Fathering patron. -
"My dear sir," interposed a meek pas-
sengot, "your etaterneat is twO sweeping,
When I traveled ite these care lest stun
mer they were not tolcl at all."
RHEUMATISM
Strikes
the
CAUSES: A. run down condition of the . Heqrt
and then kills
system, poisoned blood, and 'Uric Add.
The joints beeoine dogged With irritating SOPrOti011s and pow stiff.'
Every movement tortures and mks the sufferer. (lure is uot pos.
sible until the blood is purified. The most potent blood purifier is
Perrozone. It is a perfeet solvent for rrie Aeid and an antidote
for all other poisons liable to cause inflammation or Ithemnatie
pains. But Perrozone doesn't stop here. It
provides the enfeebled sufferer with an
abundant supply of .pore, invigorating blood.
This quickly results m more strength with whieh to fight the disease,
starts a rebuilding of the system, ends in a permanent cure. :>tr. Thos,
Egan, of 92 Pearl s(reet, New York, suffered so intensely- from
Rheumatism that his
friends be-
RRozoNE );(„,(1. he conld not reeover. "The
Rheumatism," writes Mr. Egan,
PURE'S
"eripplord nit for four years. It
seemed to run to the 3411M5. NOWA
swelled and caused dreadful pain.
I wasn't able to walk and 1111' strength rapidly deereased. ty
heart became 140 Wellk 1 Ilftd Itt 110 holsderta Up in bed. I was ta Itly
%VHS/. Mit When T beard of the wonderful elves of Ferrozone. Twelve
boxes enred and 1 am now stronft and perfeetly well." There is
no heti er remedy, Severe tests have proved it superlative to all
others. If yon Irma the DIP.ST and nMat treatinent for
Ritentaatism, flout, Neuralgia,. or 8c1ation, Use rerrozotte. No ease
top ebronic, Pr!ve ;:tt vents per box or six boxe.4 for C.1.'60, kiold
all dria,111,:.
SOIATIOA
Prayer.
0112' Father ill ReaVell, we hilalblY
bow Wow as the alLesing One.
Thon art the Troth kr,tut Thou 11,s1r.
est troth • ig the tr part. Thy
light penetrates tho innermost rees;4,.!.
es of our hearts, and Thon •knowest
an the motives which prompt onr
tuts. Peareit us and sec 11 there be
any hidden wiekednees or root of
falsityItt tun and cleanse us from all
pnrisitteensuess. May Thy cleansing
Arta, purge na front every form of
preemie() and shant end unreality,
Make ue altogether what Thou trotting
him us to be, pure in motive, in
thought, and in act, nest nifty we more
and more become reflectorn of the
Christ whose wo aro and whom we
nerve. Anlell.
•-••••••••-•6•,.•
When We Are Believed In,
No man elm overcomci the terrible
adds of thinking that ma one believes
itt hbn. What any rnan-reaelos tbat
depth, be is gone, Therefore God
gives os trionds, whose eonfidenco itt
us is our greatest lituaan resouree, and
Ito gives us the still greater privilego
of being friende, and of saving mei
fitrengthening Oben; by shoiviog them
our egnfideaeo 14 thorn. Aolf as a
sorer resoureo than ally liuttiit
frincTsliip tit its best own be, be tiv.-
1435
the saving friemishio ot it is own
Son. 1( 114443 been said that the power
Of the Christian religion 15 the triali,
that there in SOilleone Who helle1,14:i
you, No imitate what our pnota hove
been, no matter how atrophied, 'rata
annihilated, our spiritual powers may
seen to be through abuse and dittese,
nev how helpless scoms the outlook
for our mastery of merselvee ond our
failures, we know -the t Christ not mita,
hits the power to overoome aur pant
but has unlimited 000 ' 1Ceill our
Willirtguess to let hint do this Tor us.
That is the NMI NOWS that has
NOON' (100111 with, life for many a
who had tlioug•la that ha wee
be.yood, any one's ever again believ-
ing in him, -S. S. Times.
One Prayer,
(Thendoela Garrison).
Let me work trod be glad.
011, Lard; and I ask no morez..
With will to turn where the sunbeams
barn
At the Oill of my workshop door
atoretime 1 prayed my prayer
For elle glary and gain of earth;
Butenow grown wise' and with opened
eyes
I hare seen Whitt the twayer was
worth.
Give me .itly work to do,
And peace of the task well done, . •
Youth of the Spring and its blossoms
tkiuthtighe. light of the moon and son.
Pleasure of little things -
That never may pall or. end,
And fast ia my hold no lesser gold
Than the honest hand of a friend.
Let me forget in time
Ino1.1:yra of dreame that I had;
Give me my share of it world most
Let mo work and be glad.
Independent.
Commended.
A 111;111 of client -caw is It Ilinn to be
mummified; he le already head and
thoulaere above the surging mass.. Seeth
thou a man diligem in business, he shall
stand before king:.
744:1:1'h:a is to commend? To exitoL. to
praise, to glee tharge, to render Oita -
tricots, to nuike more acceptable. 1 com-
mend unto you, Phoebe, our sister, from
the port of Cenerea, carryingdin her
it a patroness, or deaconess, wearing
.eatntdhehol:raelb°81: litettlet7 of Paul. She
Men eommend themselves, men cone
mend each other, men are commended
of Out Ond eteninciiiled IBS own work.
How near 1 men to God; how dear is
men to God? Tie is not far from ate'
one of us. Olt, to have eyes to see!
"Thou hest given me the heritage et
them thet fear thy name." Then how
rich ant It I heard a, man say as I Wats
passing, "There is to he it great; party
to -night in here. I am not invited. All
that comes to my share is the fumes
that come front the kitchen. I am riot
in the swim. So the world passeth on,
hungry, jealoue, greedy and empty.
How delicate are the operations of
nod! When be toilettes us it is not by
the .eudgel, of a policeman, but by the
gentle yoke of: a Father. Observe, it le
lint lie eommandelle but Ile ronanoun
eth 1114 love towards 119 in that wbile
we were yet sinners; Chvist died for nt.
11 14 'my privilege to be en the list Of
Pendia:tees for commendation. How
it that men get nominated? They aro
known, they arc interested, they make
saerifice of more thao one kind; they
leave the wife to darn the socks rind
to alt by the fire Alone, while he is fit
the dub or the CAUCUS. HOW ia it with
men who tire looking higher? Where
nmet they go? They ran stay nt home, •
they can comfort the \volume they can
oecnpy the most preeious hour in the
whole twenty-four. They Om eultivate
the home vh•tuee; then they are near
to God. They ere on the high road to
promotion. Standards of ebaraeter are
on the ue grade. The soul is found to
be larger than the tonr walls, larger
than the town,larger than the country,
larger than the universe, larger than
the Eternal nod, for the heart ean take
Hint ha and Ho cart be enterteihed. Yea,
it in Hie 'Thalia. "This is my rest for
elm. (the human heart); Itere will
dwell for I have (haired it."
When you aro commended of God you
are permitted to sit; in the heavenly
photo. Even while On earth this is the
t OII1 yt1'tto, "Men will pttIi43'ttie
llite
does( nen Itt tit•yself." The( is it world-
ly MINIM. tOthe a little higher; lot
another praise thee Ow humanity, sin-
rerity, ilevot ion. for a
a reverent attitude, for n tartar out-
, praying spirit, for
taty joy it in Thy heauty (If teatime";
ty etenite.t Iti lap duly that Wells me -
life to Thine.
O. fur that eleaeett fileseing of living
in lity het*.
And tate. tei earth pneteeeitet tht. dote,.
Id leaven ;shore;
1, for flit, Hite that by it the eteil tin-
t( vely Itttaiit
The hely :tam and :atter et fa Rita serene
repos' ,"
11. T. Nliner.,
An Eveet Break,
"IN nal happen.: Oat en nreet ,T11)0
biter, ineel4 au immovable leiayt"
"Day (Beide tie gate insoey," 81155401-
e4 the 11 CV (41 niemlor of the elate. Nita
the pre lel it go mi that ...ead ashe
irgtou limed .