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The Wingham Advance, 1908-02-27, Page 3eeeeeseereeea There. was a mighty giving of neck- . ecterig without any considerable diffi- wear this Christmas, not billy along the cuity, the separate parts, if tho bow is time honored line of neckties for men not actually tied, as it seldom. is, being than. completely finished- so that there will be but between women as well, for the: 110 fraying ty collars, ties, rabats, ete„ which are now offered for womaies wear made The soft plaited jabots of rehabs of mese attraceive and satisfactory pre. course require skilful laundering, but eents. many of the prettiest things are quite To be surd, at their best they were flat, merely one embroidered tab falling by no means inexpensive, but the giver over a plainer and slightly larger one, had the satisfaction of knowing that the and these offer no difficult problem to other woman would realize the value of the laundrees, although like all dainty the gift, since every true woman has embroidered things they need to be wash- yeakned over the charming lingerie and = ed and ironed *with care, ,, ' lace trifles, even if she hasn't been ex- All of this expensive and delicate lin- travagant enough to indulge freely in geref 'neekevear will erove much more ehem, durable if one. will la.undee it herself in - And, too, not all of the pretty neck- stead of turning it over to an oidinary careless laundress, 'and the thrifty wo- man who wants to undertake this work, but either boards or dislikes going to her kitchen for an iron will welcome with joy the delightful little • working sets which now come pricked with amazing compactness into little leather or wicker cases. There are electric irons which may be adjusted to electric light fixtures, and electric irons with their own batteries, but more generally practical than the one and lees bulky and complicated time' the other are the sets with* diminutive iron and spirit lamp fitting each Other, and all packed into a small case in com- pany with a flask ef aleohol. Add to this one of the Tittle folding ironing boards covered with cotton elannel and fitting into a pretty eilk or cretonne pase and one has An outfit which shoudl make amateur laudry work a joy. Frills and jabots extending the full length' of the blouse front ate ofered in a host of pleasing designs, two ideas represented among the sketches being partieularly liked. One has a series of plainted lingerie tabs falling over each other, plain alternating with embroid- •ered. The other arrangement is some: what similar, but has not embroidery, a pointed lace -edged tab alternating with a square cornered hemstitched tab. Soft bows of silk with fringed ends are a recent successful Addition to the ranks of silk ties. wear is ruinously expensive, Any hand ,embroidered collar necessarily costs more then a plain or machine embroider- ed linen collar, but there are some very effective things of the kind that do call for extravagant investment. The striped linen collars in white and color with embroidered scalloped edges and embroidered dots of the color, ac- companied by little bows of the same lin- en embroidered to match the -collar are a case in point and are particularlelhigh in price. Some of these striped collars are elaborated by the introduction of lit- tle motifs in real Irish lace, but on bhe whole the collar end tie of this type is emarter in the simeler form. Irish lace plays a considerable part in many of the more expensive collers and bows of rebate, and there is a decided liking far collars whose turnover part is composed wbolly of real Irish lace, or baby. Irish net, with small motifs of hea- vier design. With these collars is worn either a knot of soft coloied silk or a ,smAll bow of lace eerreeponding with the lace of the co/lar. gem women draw a sheer eilk scarf or tie round the neck so that the delicate ealor shows through the lace, and tie this scarf in a little knot at the front; but while many sort of silk cravats and bows are shown in the shops and adopt- ed for practical reasons there is a decid- e&peeference for the bow of lingerie or lase; Some riew models of embroidered linen. set with tiny medallions of Irish lace fasten in the back instead of tbe front, but a little rabat matchina the eolor and made in one with it finishes the front. Parisians wear many of these high lin- en milers made with soft filmed down parts and fastening in the/back, and do not consider it necesAary to cover the buttons at the back. but leave little jew- elled buttons in evidence or use -jewelled pins in place of buttons. Some sort of ging.erie or lace bow is set at the bottom of the collar in front; or possibly one of the narrow embroidered lingerie ties is drawn around the collar and knottedsin front. American women, however, have shown a ineferenee for collars openingin front, and when a collar fastening in the back is worn it is almost invariably en- circled by a tie of some sort. Recently some of the houses noted for TO MARRON ADD NATTIER BLUE. their specialties in imported neckwear have been showing a good many straight high collars, without turnovers, of em- broidered linen or of tucked. linen or lin- gerie, fastening in the back, fielshed with a very narrow frill of valenciennea at the top Rae At the hottom. With an extreme- ly narrow tie of taffeta passing around the throat and tied in a tiny square bow en front.. :These are trim little affairs, more be- aming to some women than the thicker linen turnovers with more aggressive bows, and one Fifth avenue house shows some exceedingly dainty collars of this eame eype but made of tucked mousse - gine de sote and finished at top with a ;narrow lace frill, whose edge is colored to snatch the little silk tie. In white and pink this is a most delectable little design, fhough not a muse for wear with angeria Mouses. floing baek for a !eminent to the French collars made of etiff linen with soft, rather harrow turnover!, and fastening In the back, some attractive eollers of thie class are made after the fashion in- ditated in one of the. sketches, having little embroidered eeallops in color along the edges of the turnover find fastening with minute crocheted buttoes of the Anne color. The turnover fella in t)1/9 poinf4 in the front, and there are cuffe to mateh the eollar, oath buttoning With three little colored buttons, and meant to be worn altogether outside the sleeve. Cotlere ht colored linen, embroidered in. white aria perhape inset with lace, are • MOURNING COLORS. We wear bleak, • Europe wears black. It expresses our depth of woe. - In China they mourn in purast white. White signifies the purity which loved ones lutve gained. Yellow is mourning in Egypt, signify- ing the decay of nature. In Ethiopia brown is chosen, tyPifying the earth from which we came and to whith we return. iPuricey has chosen blue as her mourn. ing color, as a delicate reminder of the sky to which the dead have gone. In some parts of Turkey, however, pur- ple represents mournina, combining the heaven of the blue withbthe black of sor- row. Most oi us have got a color on the nerves. Marron is the usual weakness, with just the faiatese tendency te pink. Marron in cloth, velvet, lieerty satin, and even tulle, exhales a oilmen peculiarly its. own, And Irresistible, Allied to Nattier blue, not too much, but just suffieient to throw up the more sombre neutral tint, the ensemble is god for either day or evening wear. Very much commended is the contrast of a real old lavender applied in the guise of a vest and a huge Napoleon collar, embroidered in old eilver and gold, and further emphaaiszed. in a hat, carried throughout the color, trimmed with flat pompoms of raveled silk, Again, a dream many of us would fain seeedily realize is a dinner,gown—just a, picturesque interne affair--eof matron ninon, built en princesse, the fullness caught to the figure of the waist by sev- eral lines or griugings, or small pipings, perhaps, ale preferable, above which the folds divided, to be ' carried over either shouIder.fichu wise, the space thus left being fille'd in with a little. theinis- ette of gold nee drawn into a band Jae the top of gold embroidery worked with turquoise, emeralds, ot• sepehires, or all three, a thoice decided by the jewels likely to be worn. Tiny chemise sleeves, agate, wool& be of the gold net, while lti front of the eeyeagothere should be Welted a cluster of dark purple' flowers, The power of the floral posy, by the way, le surely rit Its zenith just nowl Anyway, it is all ceehtial, and times out worn with white lace or lingerie hews to . of number Le aeliberately allotted the i match, and white toilers with 311.8t, 4 role of imparting the particular cachet tonelt of color in theiv leuul embrcederY to sonie otherwise appitrently =mum- ill4Ve bows or ritleit of %Oleo. w.ith a ing gowns. The meet egregious mistakes repetition of the color in the embroidery; can be made with this feature, it is said. but the all white collar rind tie ia the At the name time, adjueted under the di- antform wear, and the amount of origin- reetion of a mind and eye of aseured• elite achieved within these prescribed limitations is truly surprising. There is Mt:reify no end to the novelty pronouneedly to the front. flI Shapes and doteils among the lingerie andlace bows, frills, tabs, eta, eial an et- SEEN IN THE SHOPS. tempt et description is hopelese for the der........• . itViiiiSite fl ntt/M of needlework lis tils New Japanese Coatsa-Dainty Evening best of the desigem is the notable feature Slippers—Jets. . • in eteeli eeektvear, and it must be seen to be eppreelated. Chic and distinetive to a degree, hut The ?iesignern are, however, showing rather ;startling, are the VOW Japanese more, coneideration for the exigencies of omits for Southern Went. An exeeeding- fluitielering mul cleaning than they dia et ly •Ienart Model in bip length tens, time, and ninny of tilt, start little lame built oil kiratauelike lintel and eorilleined of embroidered lingeriee are now so nuide growl -greet linen and liand embroidery thet they limy il6 titken apart for laun-in all elaborete ecietinne of White linen. touch, the floral splash of contrast makes for miquestionable charm, and ie *Yale ' \ another Stylish little coat et tide o der, wea created of eld roee net heavil embroidered with naeivw allk braid. For daintinese, elegeuee and simplic ity, the evening elippera in the pale* slualea of satin adorned with full roe ettes oi wired helm ribbou are uusur- pieseed. Chief among the attractiona of a lee - pular shop is a etriking fur rug of • he. Polar beer vitriety. at ut remarkable for it's Mee no well ea quality, ' Tile. latest departure in alhover cm, broidery for blouses and coetumea, has a white wound with. floral desigas paetel alludes, Exquisite flouncing may be had to match. • .Sornething new and ertietie in the way of .a gas lamp for the library' ia shown in two aluulea of green. The square base and; stem of pale green onyx, are' eurniounted with a round shade- of varved metal over silk in a lighter shade of green. An imported gewn of French grey vel- vet in semi-Empre effect,. with a trim- ming of cet steel,. occupies a promin- ent pleee in. a Thirteenth street shop, This would; be chorming for a. woman no longer in her first youth. • 9 ^ r. fe. Cilliespie, wher Is a Kansas CI y womau when oho le "back home," hol a commission from the l'Ost Office 1 • paranoia to carry the mails over ti t route, ana for two yettre has not fail - to the inait pouch at its deetin ty It' T:ore pO plane irt di the world Whore children are so beau. en. dreseed as in Paris. They seem lig quite conscious of it, top, and proud ed of keeping themselves snick and open. it. They will sit or Welk With their la e • Classic Persian Lamb. • Furs may come and flu•s may go, but Persian, lanai remains a favorite for all time. Giveu a smart black Pena= lamb met, and a well -out black cloth. skirt, there is at once provided -the basis of a winter attire, teat lends itself with the most Astounding Amiability tole variety of tasteful variations., - Weather Philosophy, It hain't no use ter grumble alie .com- - plane It's jest as cheap and, easy to rejoice; Whet Godl sorts Out the weather and • sends rain, Iry my choice! • James Whitcomb Rily. The Die is Cast for Fashions. The die hale y been, cast, andwin- ter modes, from' the simplest tailor - modes to the most daringly classical evening toilette en route, the quasi elms; sieal day.costumes, have settled into place and taken an accepted position in the world Wbere they dress. Regarding the vista from a general standpoint, the two most prominent de- tails to strike one are, respectively, filet' lace and the josephine skirt. These are unquestionably ,paramount essentials in the minds of those who set out to cro• ate and the cult of the modiste is being pet to a strain beyond all conceiving by those whose role in life lies away from tap subjeet. The lesser dressmaker, be it known is having a very poor time of it ind•eed, her limitations being successfully met by the readyeanatle_tailor suit, an attrac- tion, that abounds at the moment, and one is *Ind to admit, of most possible character. Nor can fingee be lifted against the. generally admirable appearance of the moderately wiced evening . frocks, a great stride having been made fill this particular direction during the past three years, good designs, albeit .of sim- ple character, together with worthy nut- terial, taking the place of the erstwhile cheap lace -bedizened offering, that had only one advantage from the purveyor's point of view, in that its beauties dis- solved past all redemption after two or three times wearing. Now.. the hard little taffeta gown, or even the firm net frock mounted on a cheap silk foundation, ihaa the grace to see a moderate season's wear through without untoward disgrace. And here, once agaire the little dressmaker is very hard hit, a direet jump occurring from theseeinspired shop procluctions to some surpassing extriivitgan:ee. Learningto Count. Bobbie 'bated bed. He didn't like to sleep.. He alwayei said he warn't tired. 'It was a task to lead him stairward. At last mamma asked. hint had he eounted the steirs. He bounded off and took them gal- lantly, "One, two, three." But there bis mathematics failed him and he looked , up blankly: Mamma came to the rescue, and by the time the last stair had been counted they neared Bobbiee; cot. From bating to ge upstairs at night Bobbie took to preparing for his ewe- ing lesson an hour ahead of time. SUFFRAGETTE TABLEAUX Living pietures of the work of women in the home, the workshop and the State Were given as an argument for votes for women at an entegtainment in Mel- bourne, writes a coreesponclent. The large audience, including malb sUpport- ers, varied the evening's programme with suffrage songs. Victorian women are not enfranchised for the State elections, although they have a vote for the Fed- eral elections. Miss Vida Goldstin, the principal speaker, explained that the suffrage tab- leaux display was the first entertain- ment of its kind ever given in the world. It was the idea of •Viet•orian women be- cause they were tired of making ordin- ary speeches and wanted to see if living pietuees would not be a more effective argument. It was a new form of "pes- tering the public," as Sir Henry Camp- bell -Bannerman would say. The first tableau showed the work of women in an age before machinery, when v eaving, lace making, delivering milk and so forth were all in the Maids of women. These occupations lied now been taken away from women, and that, said the speaker, was one of the reasons why they had to go into the eworld to earn their QM} living,. Mother' tableau showed,. first, the interior of a court of justice, with a woman in the dock,. tried by men judges and jurors and counsel; and then the same interior with a man in the dock tried by women judges and jurors and counsel. The injustice of the rreconcl picture appealed. to •all, but to the converted in the meeting its reverse was as unjust. Another tableau showed the number of women earning their own living in Vietoria. industrially, professionally and dontesticAlly. Nearly one-third of the women of Victoria, are doilig so, 145,000 , in all. •.••••••••••••••... WOMAN'S MAIL ROUTE. A Trail Over the Wind River Range In Northavettern Wyoming. Star route (34125, Smith Pass City to Lander, Wyoming, That is the offichd designation which the Post Office Deparleitent gives' to for- ty mike of Mountain trail that runs ahem the top of the entigental divide in the Wind Rater rang of the Rocky Mountithis in Northwestern 'Wyoming. Over that trail the United Salto mils pass daily in both direetions to eototect With other star routes. Stet routes are usually awarded to tried and seasoned veterans of the rood, men who Call follow the trait when. the "stakes" are buried wirier etverel feet of zmow and the only other landmarks— the Mountains—are shrouded in fog and mist. llut 'owe in a while. an exeeption is Matte, far geed remote. Orie ef them: is Sate lloatte No. 04a25, .It is operated by a Vetaltrin indeed, but not a Irian. Mrs, ion within the tune spot:died in her eza traet. To do this has not always be easy. More than. owe elm has had Abandon her alelgh on the trail, cut t harness and with the mail bags throw aerosa the horsee' backs push on throug a lelizzard that obscurea every 'antiwar and the road itself, "Close mils? Well, yes, some," said Mrs, Gillespie, who is ylsitino friends Eames City, "One night hi. November my driver, who was braiging the mail from Myersville to South Pass, didn't weave at the hour lie was due. I waited until o'clock in the morning and thea I determined to find out what wes the matter, The mail for Atlantic, it station four miles out, which he Was to take on shis return. trip, was ready to go, X eouldult get a horse in town, so I 'took the mail pouch and walked. to Atlentic, Where I left it, There I got a borse antl pushed on, "About two miles from Atlantic I found one of the mail witgon horees with trailing harness and I knew there had been au accident, I eriuglit the horse and went on. Soon I saw the wagon -by the side of the road and, the injured driver on the ground. '.1.`bere had been runaway. The wand horse eva,sn't to be found, so I loaded the mail bags on my horse and twisting the driVer on the other turned back tower& South Pass, We made it just in time to KM a lest ttir.alpa,being recordee against. my con - "The winter of 1004 was one of the most severe had to go through. In April there was five feet of snow on the trail. That month had a terrible ex- perience, I started for Myersville in the morning with a two horse sleigh and a driver. The snow was packed hard and the trail perfectly plain, but we hadn't gone far when it began to snow herd, In ae, hour a violent blizzard was raging, ' When we were still seven miles from the station and the snow was so thick we could scarcely see the horses the wleffletree broke. We abandoned the sleigh, piled the mail bags on the horses' backs end veut ahead on foot. Wo didn't care to ride the horses for Fear • the extra weight would prove too meek for -Omni, The Oakes which mark. ed the trail were soon covered by the snow and we coule. only follow the horses.. A horse has A woederful le- stinct for following a, trail ier the worst %syteorreint,roazne:„th.ey kept •the mid and brought us to the station, but my feee Mrs. Gilles -pie wee for bey owo stocii; doctors her twenty-two horses, superin- tends the repairs on the wagons. and eleighs and drives over the route. "I learned to shoot when first went out there, but I have never been molest- ed," she said, "thoegli .mail wagons on rmarby routes haw. beat beal up once or twice. I Wive frequeatly beee bet all night in the saddle looking for strayed horses, but never had to shoot anything worse than a rattlesnake." . • n. mates for hours, amusing thernselvea ee in restrained, demure ways which do to et impair their doll -like appearance. be But from the physical point et view n 0'0 Unglien children heve far the best of it. Their well nourished bog- 10.40444.•te.e.e+.4seipeeposteepe.ke.tf++.4.4444...k.4.14.+41444,40.er ospoly+4/040.414.44-44-iiikeli***14,4 fps! +++4 ilitit4p**411**4***,1!+++41Y+.***1 The Hotel Clerk on • O. The Joys of Travel. e. les, rosy cheeks, bright (area and bois- " tennis mannere denote a much high- er degree of vitality than the slight Sallow faces and tame dernea,n, r of the Parisian youngaters. On the moral .side, however, France le far ahead. The freedozn of Englieh child life hes serious consequences, foremost among them being the de - elate of parental authority. It is no • zaggeration say that the English household where all the menabees do their duty and the children honor .Fiut obey their elders is an excep- t'on. . It is altogether different in .Erance, There the family is fast bound to- gether. Each member feels that he ineXtrieablY involved with all the others in mutual obligations, The sons are devoted to their mother, the erughters reverence their father, the parents find the joy of their hearts in the children and the children find happiness in showing respect for their elders. Perhaps, says the critic, the keep- ing of children at home may lead to a narrower education, but the pres- tnt English free will syetem tends to develop scatterbrains and ne'er- at-wells, Ieft to himself early and tlrown on his own resources, the Ena- lieh boy is all too soon blase, whale' tt e French boy brought up under strict tutelage may remain too long childish. in his views of the world. - The one becomes grown up prematur- ely, the other trifle too late. • The two systems of bringing up have die ergeat faults. The ideal way would be a mean between the two.—afew York Sun. Wise and Otherwise. "Of comae" said the earl, "everybody will say thait you married me for my 'title." 'Well," replied the beautiful heir- ess, "what do we care? I get it, don't I?"—Chicago Record -Herald. A pessimist is a man to whore the ash heap always looks bigger than the coal pile before the winter is half over.— Washington Post. "John, Pm afraid of leurglos." "You needn't be. Our main possession is a sec- ond-hand carpet, and that's nailed down."—Pittsburg Post. Prayer moves the Hand that moves the universe.—Latin. al(Ilte--.1ilow do yen like your new flat? She—It's a suite thing. ---Syracuse Her - Take the world as it is, not as it ought to be.—frish. "Just think, ear new cook gets up at• 0 o'clock withont being called." "She must be a jewel." "Yes; she's going to be married to the milkman next week." —Family Journal. Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.—Shakespeare. Stranger—My friend, why are you wearing- so? 'Cussity—Why? Because of a blank fool of a doctor. I got some pills for a pain in any back, and the di- rections read: "Take one a half hoer be- fore you feel the pain coming on."-2- Harper's Weekly. Griee borders on the extreme of glad - THE ART OF GARGLING. Not the Same Thing as the Process Usually Followed. The proper method of gargling in thus de- scribed by a writer In the Medical Record: ,"The patient (at first under the guidance of the physician) should sit well back In a chair, take a swallow of water in the mouth and bend the head as far back as possible. "Now he mist protrude the tongue from the mouth (the tip of the tonglie may. be grasped with a handkerthief) and In this Dosturo with protruding tongue he must try to swallow the water. The physician snould control the patient's vain efforts—for it IS impossible to swallow under sucb eirculit- stances. "The patleat has the sensation ss if lie actually had swallowed the water Now he must start to gargle, to exhale air slowly. One can see plainly the bubbling of the fluid in the wide open pharnyx. "After gargling thus for a 'while the patient is ordered to close the month and quickly throw the head and body forward. Thereby all the fluid is totted through the 'choance and nostrils , washing the throat and nose front behind and expelling all the acoumulations that had been present, with great force.. • This should bo repeated several times, as the first trial is not always succeseful 'and satisfactory. ft Is an act that mitst be learned, . . . "When properly executed the sensatioct, as the patient will assUre you, ia that or greta relief not had by any other method. It will be *Ise for the practitioner to try the method on himself. Ilven 14111411 children who two at all clever learn tho method readily and rather enjoy it, "The method is not .by any means a new ono, but IS it seems, quito forgotten. Some thirty years ago wProf, Hagen, of /Apia, taught it to -his stadents. It is well worth revivIrz. PARIS AND LONDON CHILpREN. On French and English Methods of • Bringing Up. A German newspaper writer cone, paring Freneh and English children considers -that thete are serious faults in the bringink up on both sides of the Channel, but on the whole gives the preference to tho French. Ile speaks with great admiration of the number of puke in London and of the freedom allOWed the children to romp over the grass. There are to playa grounds in Paris, he says; there are many beautiful public garddris in the eity, but through these the children parade in prim, subdued style like a lot of stunted grown -Up% The London child, in fact, enjoys a liberty such as the Perisian young - stet' never dreturis of. The manage- ment of ehildren in langlahd conies perilottely near coddling. A London child out Ztt plav fools that its play. ground is its OW11 domain arid resents the Inttusion of parents or tutots. 'Pita Fret& ehildtert art much eleaner and neater And more finished HOMELESS IN MONTREAL. 500 Seek Shelter Nightly in Police Stations and Refuges. • • ,(Montreal'Gazette.) • Judging Jrom statistic.s of night re- fuges and police stations, there aro rit present more than 500 homeless men in the city obteening seelter melt night, either in ehariteble inetitutioes or po- lice station cells, Not all of these are destitute, for an average, of 13B men A night are able to exchange ten eent pieces for sleeping accommodations in the Brewery Mission. - This number is composed mostly of English immigrants. A similar °stela lithinent fer the' FrencleCanadians is the Reftige de Nuit on East Notre Dame mtreet, where 140 men a night. are usual- ly accommodated for a charge of -ten cents. In the Protestant House -of In- dustry' and 'Refuge homeless men are quit expecte& to pay for lodging and meals, /Jut, ia return for the accommo- dation araasked to do a certain amount of work next morping. That'a good meal -is a laxiiry to many of these wandering alontrealoys might have been inferred early last Sunday morning, when 400 of them eagerly wait- ed aroued the Brewery Mission until the regular Sunday morning breakfast was served, when they were all supeelied with sandwiches. and hot coffee, • Besides the average of 135- men ac- commodated every night with beds in the Brewery Mission many men are glad of the opportunity of lying en chairs in the mission hall -When the regular sleep- eng accommodation is taxed. • During the pest week the Montreal Protestant House. of Industry and Re- fuge gave night lodgings' to a total of 043 menewhile 904 'men were during the seven, days gieen breakfasts consisting of bread, porridge, tea or coffee. • In the St. Bridget's Night Refuge during the past seveii days a total of 250 inen and women obtained night lodgings , and breakfast. These lodgers were divided according to nationalities as follows: L•ish, 157; French, 40; Eng- lish, 23; and other nationalities, 30. Few people realize the welcome shel- ter which is afforded behind police cell bars to many wanderers. There are stations in the city which frequently never have a prisoner during a night, but them is seldom a night that each. !dation provided with cells does not.have protectionists. The list of these is sent deWn to police headquarters every morn- ing, and showe that an average of 115 men are taken care- of in the police sta- tions each night, This gives . pelice officers extra work, for the mime of every man coming in for .protection has to be ervtered on a special. list to be seet to police head- quartere, and a, separate entry has to be made in each 'station's report book. Then men tO be accommodated have also to be searched to mike sure that they have ho weapone Omit them wieli which they might either commit suicide dur- ing the night or make use of during,a quarrel with other Marmites of then cells. If the men receiving protection have money they are not allowed to keep it in their possession over night, for fellow prisoners in the same cell might rifle their pockets while asleep. Each man's money is therefore Counted in his presence by the police officer be- fore the man is sent to his eell. The money ie then put in an envelope by the officer and leid aside until the next moreing.when it is again counted before the man and returned to him prior, to his being discharged. A few nigate ago two respectably- areseed Inca were taltea ieto the Cho- boillet street station under proteceion beet:Ate& they had been found in the street in tin intoxicated conditiote Rich hall a considerable sum of money, but were too drunk to'knew anything about it when put ihte the eells. When theY recoveted and the money was eounted and returned to them in the manner de- scribed, they felt So grateful that they ea& depositee a portion of his money hi the hospital alms box in the station. The police stations most taxed with protection eases are those on Chaboillez, West St. Cathetine and Ohenneeille streete, Whit many police officers letee node - ed are the ember of youths" 'Malang therm risking for protection evety night. These Are mostly from Englitial, of eges ranging from 17 to 20, all of who're who' asked fer. their solves leborers. oeinpations, _ ilesuseitatital from Aiphyxla, my Teeing 8, Cobb in lameotiver Sat day Sunset.) A, peg% with 'ems auttona runtaug and down him like the warts on a gh kin, was eireulatiag through the ei corridors and the five cafes on the groi floor of the St. Reckless carrying a 71 on a silver tray and occaeionally ing in A load voice something that nug be interpreted nfil "MiStOr derfauria" Eventually he bumped into a num w was apparently waiting for a messa from piomebody, The elan halted It and looked at the address on the note. "Say," he said to the page, "thet's f me. Why didn't you call my ;lamer' "I did," said the pege, "moreet for woodwork with a grain in it like an ad- dled egg. draw tra upper berth. al - ell? ways, do, They eaye "ent for lite. er- s eummei bine and we run mto the of a long, dry spell where s most of the /landscape, is blowing in t_ through the windowe in the form of o e ,„ molecule% Or, it's spring time and we hit a waeheut at one of them email but ht excitable southerastraitme that gets out 110 of its banks every time they tap a man upo the creek far dropsy, If I want to talk, the only- other pee- hr1 sou la the °oath is a Inman hangnail who inetinetively hates me and the eame °r to all others. If I don't wane to talk, I am eurrounded and overcome by an in- tY tellectual giant who's spent liard years of bis life ,practieing one of those classy trevelieng mon's signatures that will fool any hotel elei•lie During my last attack a clever devil of tide type bed the use of my starboard ear all the way fter0(,'S the State of Ohio. He felt no bealtaney in showing me many let- tbre lie had revolved from a beauteous hanker's daughter in Indlapapolie. He Isnatitcsitelhieavlevabseeezirtry about him. And she "In the dining -ear T. am just brush- ing the dandruff off the inland clams. when we hit the longest tunnel in the world, an4. the rest of the meal tastes to me like cleaning the ashes out of an anthracite stove, I meanwhile inhaling smoke through my manly and open pores until I have all the indica,tions of a home -cured •ham. I buy a railroad ci- gar •and I have to clutch it firmly be- hind the gills to keep it from turning on me and biting the hand that would caress it. I order half a pint of railroad rye, and when the coon draws the cork, red and green balls fly out the same as a Roman eandle. "On retiring to my env, berth, dis- 'cover that the stout party downstairs has been taking deep -breathing exercises in a night school. I know it was a night school where he took 'ern, because. he hoesu't etart until after he goes to sleep. He lays there sleeping peacfully and giving of v -shaped sounds from hie larynx and its Southern connections, and • The males name was Jcionliisaisi,r, .said 11 can see that haPs afeBean, the hotel clerk' to the head bill boy. "He's qualifying to grow up anti be an announcer of treins at a railroad station—one of those fiends in human form that comes out in the waiting - room where a lot of tired parties rive sitting Around upoe their shoulder blades; on benches that would be perfectly com. fortable to a contortionist; and swells libuself up like an oyeter four days dead end gives A correct imitation of a drunk - on Zulu with a mouthful of hot rice pud- ding and poker dice trying to sing a Polack folk -lore song, His intention Using, d'ye mind, to inform the waiting public that, owing to a misplaced switch on the part of the traffic manager's wife, or something, to -day's train leeving at 10.45 for Laryngitis, IN and points west, on Track Number Four, won't be leaving until to -morrow, and would you be kind enough to come back about that time; or words to that effect. "I wonder where they acquire the strange language which they hurl through the damp interior slopes of a megAphone at the inoffensive excursionist and the harassed round -tripper carrying three - days' cooked rations in a shoe box? Maybe they learnt it off the time-tablee. "Mind you, Pm not saying a word against the time -table. et's a fine etudy for the human ietellect, the time -tab/ is. I wopld rane it among dlie gvea inventions for the eid of the fag& brain, placing it, if anything, ahead o Pigs in Clover, which you may recall e having been populay during his soma Cleveltied administration and eirectly next to the comparatively modern Hoe Old is Ann? "I know of no more. eleesing meeite exercise for the missing hoer Pfau t undo one of those time -tables that a sim ple child can untold, but Timenae A Edisoe can't mit it back again, au spread it out over the two' living -room and the dining -room, end gather interest ing facts in regard to our common coun try from- the highly inetructive covering the entire middle panel of th underskirt. You will observe that a straieet, broad, black line drawn Iron new York to St. Louis passes directly through Philadelphia, Buffalo, Chicago Duluth, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Louisvilh3 and Richmond, Va., You neat nay no attention to tbethin wavering, crooked foolish, snarled anti almost invisible horse -hairs which go zigzagging around the odd corners of the various states, stopping at such places. as Red Bud, Ark., and Paducah Junction. They are of 710 moment, being merely the opnosition roads. bet you, Hops, seine of the smartest imaginative painters in this country is drawing railroad maps right this minute. Only I never could under- stand hoer a locomotive engineer could hew the nerve tie run his train around a curve and tben back and look the map of his. own road in the Mee. "Pm strone for them maps. Through them I haver'been cured of many early delusions regarding the location of the princinal cities of the union that I im- bibed from the misleadiee primary. geo- graphy. But I owe to you that when I begin to rassle with the readine mattey, I find myself fer' beyond the life linee with cramps in both my lees, rine ibe life guard gone up to the hotel to bet a lenion soi.e. I never knew anyone who could tell What it time -table means by reading it, although I•elice .knew a talented Ger- man who played the, contents of a neat folder issued by 'the Erie road as an obligaio on the clarionet. I have a notion myself that the arrangement is Chinese in origin. Every time I see a Chinese lauudryman figurieg out how much you owe him for doing up your other shirt on a cute contrivance com- posed of cranberries and shot buttons mounted on re wire frame, I instinctively think of a time -table. Under the Chin- ese fella df circulation, you start from the bottom and work up. To a Chinese the Washington team hi now leading the sAenterleall League and has for several asons past. The system eomes down thhenNivotti4e,egornerifitisesZolar Confucius.. Hence ' "So as I wee saying, reed a time- .thble 'through and then I go to the de- pot holding my hands to my throbleieg brow while reason tottees on her theonee And the annothieer mines Qat anti. sings his eel() to me .and I am ,se neat- to be- ing a gibbering itelot that I elle feel the little apple -green gibbere splashing around inside of me, making Merry, ' "Hops, when you come to think about, it, travel is a gteet deal. more eejeyeele whet). you Fetal' about it in the covers of meowing, where the best fietion is frequently found, or front the literary depertment of a street-car—Saphira Skate, She took the freiget, and clink- ers. ate, And had to wait, And got in late, Upon the Road ,of Cinder-Slate— than it is whea you're aoing it in per - 8041 with a .eltunk of slag in yoar eye and A superior coon porter charming the two-bittees front our reluctant clasp. What's the use of going around to look at other plates, anyway, when the souv- enir postal ezttil is within the reach of ell. But we do it, It>s .forn; of matinees that mime etealing over you like the Standard Oil. You want to ride on a merry-go-round. Thrit'S circular inertia ity, Yon 10144 to rua over the .country and ita live stock in a hive, pinky automobile? Dementia 'Peaeocke. You want to hestle threeigh the Middle We.st it day meth daring the Aug - list drouglit? You bave a serious form ef Loeopietive Atteekus. "I get it myeelf, Eleven months of the ar I'm am enlintary no the Prisoner of Mon, And thee ie the twelfth month arreorepiertible &sire rises up in me. aosert iey comfort tied teasel the eastatittg and ealf4dlling ehoo.ehoo. I took it out in dreaming, know it uld be fine; getthig -reedy to tht 4 terateloft ahveys beats spiteing out I ezie. Put have to go. "I get aboard a sleeping -air that has Milne whieh would be puitabla for 'ow, the President's little boys Or a new te. bleach. Observe that the Ovum. -decoration AVM dasigued by ono of a Pathibill .fainiily Who sufferei front or blindness at the time. T iald ! eembinattoa of worsted lulligluge tho'slikic, Of an. aged plekle and e I lay there, in arm's reach of a. warni t and brilliant gas burner, eatmting sheep g ;humping over a fence and Nvishing they'd 1 break their foolish necks. s e When I get where I'm going, I'm 4 sorry Pm there and I'd hurry back, only Ien dreading the trip. The man who y really .eneoys travel is the man in jail who ain't got anything to read exeept a guide -book, °TheY say travel:broadens a man," re- . • marked the head bell -boy. "Between being broadened and being e flattened, there's little difference," said tbe Hotel Clerk. . The Laxuries of Travel. • Since the eariler part of the Vic- torian ago the comfort and luxuries • a railway travelling have advanced • by leaps and bounds. At .that time I Mild class carriages were simply cat- tle trucks, uncovered, and judging , from contemporary prints, in some cases without seats; a journey from London to Aberdeen in a snowstorm in one of those "carriarges" could therefore scarcely be characterized as a voyage de luze. But although England was a pioneer of railways, .the Continent was the nitietor of luxury in travel. While we were con- tent to rush out of the train at a station when there was a ten minutes' stop, and after struggling through a surging crowd thronging the bar, ob- taining a basin qf soup, perhaps so hot that it was impossible to take it before the bell rang, a rush back be- ing then made to the train with perhaps but- a chunk of dry bread' for luncheon, the foreignet was lunch - or dining in the train, with an up- right round basket before him in the roomy carriage, the top forming the table, while beneath, in compart- ments one above the other, was an excellent•hot !heal of several eourses, a bottle of wine in a see,ket at the side, together with all other neces- sary reduialtes. Now, however, we have happily recovered lost ground, and our restaurant cars are quite equal, or even superior to those of the Continent, And a meal in one of those cars is a most luxurious break in a long journey. For the interest of the pan- orama of the varied and attractive. . beauties of the scenery past which the train is speeding gives an added zest and pleasure, and creates, a sense of buoyant gratification and enjoy- ment: Now, ,for instance the line skirts a broad estuary of the sea. The tide is half down, and on a line oi sandbanks innumerable sea -birds are gambolling and disporting them- selves.. • Here a flock of •the pretty sea -swallows wheeling and curvetting as by word of cbminand; here a heron, solemn and stately, standing in the shallow water en the lookout for an unwary fish; or here a sedate conclave of puffinsa or sea parrots, each aPparently admiring the many colored radiande of Sits amighbor's handsome beak. And then the open sea is reached, the line running along by the shore, a succession of lovely, land -locked bays protected by jut- ting promontories of deep red sand- stone; or bridging a romantic :aerobe through whieh a foaming rivulet dances down the steep acclivity until lost in the sand of the shore. In such a journey, then, an addi- tional sense is gratfied; and perhaps a rush of alleluias courses throtigh the mind that the' beneficent, Creator has givn us the faculty so richl3r to enjoy all His gifts to us. And the greatest of all His gifts, the gift of His Son, to undergo in our stead the penalties incurred by us, has, te all who avail themselves of that propitia- tion, conferred an eternity of lutppi- nese and of supernal glory. lie,E QUEEN VICTORIA MEIVICR- IAL4 apalP,ON, Ye Cli A she* method for resuezatation irom „„„ asphytie is teportea by Dr. W. Frenden- - a„" thel, of Berlin. lIe.introduced the italex finger into. the mouth and moved it to and fro over the epiglottis, caushig me tee effort to swallow, whieh was inuieediate- we ly followed a return of tespiration, 8e That proved eiteeessful wheit the older methods have failed, while nirekes se- e, vere traction upon the toligile uunteas- or eery. fn 1..ablaY141104416*••• of Tilobbs—tiood intentions lug be hot ;duff. Slobbe---HoW ito you Maim that eel out? 11,1obbs—We are to14 that hell is eh paved witk them, The wrought Iron gates whieb form Canadea contribution to the Queen Vic- toria Memorial in. front of Buckingham paltiee !Andel), and which were placed in position. soine tinie since, have now been practically eompleted. The gilding, which bas taken soirte time, has added much to the beauty of the design, rind the appearance of tee whole work et now most Artistic. The memorial einbraces an elaborate seheme of decorative arehiteeturC, in the open space in Irene of the Xing's Lon - Ilan residence. Iles (Varga eonsiste of semi.eireular termer; of stone, relieved , , at Ale meet tit Whica. it is intersected .11 bY MdwaYs by pillps, upon which the s atuaes,ea the Demlitiona and colonies of 8, ,',01(0..VItIpire' Op Inscribed, according to ° Bletiae of the girt. In the eentre of the :IVA thes obtained a statue of the late -Awn, by 'Mr. T. Droele, A., will I biablatetiel, Another imrt of the nuerior- I all lute been the continuation of theatall t 1" from the Duke of Vora's step to Char- ing Cruse immediately opposite the Om. adian Government offiees—which will open up magnificent thoroughfare from the Strand direct to the pitlace—and the cittthig of 44 road through the Green Park from the Mall to Piet:44111y. 4« is at this latter outlet at which the Cana- dian gates have been piaca spec° in the memorial that is now occupied by. inaiionry la litid out with grass plots and flower beds. Sir Aston 'Webb, E. A., who designed Canada's gift, tlius describes it: "The gates were made by the 13romegrove Guild, Bromsgrove, Worceetershire, the work 'being done entirely in Engle:eh On the centre gates the edmplete arms of Canada are designed. Ozi the gates on either aide the arma of Ontario, Que- bee, Novit Seetia and New Brunswiek appear; on the pedestrian gates those of elanitobe and Prince Edward Island.. The outer stone piers will carry two large symbolical groups, by Mr, Henry Pegrant, A. IL A,, which will shortly be fixed In position." MR. EIILLTOP'S GOLD. It Was Pretty "Bad for About Four Days, but He's Getting Better Now. Mrs. I3illtops says," said Mr. B., 'that when I'm sick I fall down and break up and collapse and go to pieces generally. She doesn't say this unkindly, you know, or anything like that, but she says that when I'm skit I'm a baby, and I guess it'S 80, "Now for the last four days I've had a cold, a bad cold; larne and sore all over, and so weak that it's hard work for me to drag around. And yet I haven't been so dreadfully un- comfortable, in fact I find sitting around M easy chaire rather pleasant than otherwise. "And, Mrs. 13illtops smiles and says she guesses Ian not so dreadfully. sick; and when I tell her about all mY Pains and tell her how miserable I feel generally she says, 'Why that's just a cold, Ezra; you've got a hard cold, that's all,' and then she smiles some more and goes on about her work—she never lets up on that— ana I sit back and make myself as near comfortable as I can, think- ing that, well perhaps that's all that is the matter with me, liut wishing that whatever it is I might soon get over it, "But the worst thing about it all is that I've still got some appetite. You wouldn't think that anybody feeling the way I've been feeling the last four days could eat a thing, but I have eaten fairly well, and Mrs. B. smilee over that a little too and says that anybody that can eat can't be elo very sick, but she doesn't say that to make fun of me—far from it—she says that to encourage me and make me get well quicker. "And as a matter of fact I am be- ginning 'to mend some. Coming home. last night I found myself whistling, as I. came along the street, which is something I never' do unless I feel well. I had just spontaneously, with- out knoWing it, started whistling. And that was a pleasant surprise to me, but I stopped it right away. knowing that I was not as well as r might be; I had got to nurse my ill - fleas' a little yd.; but I hadn't gone more'n ten rods further before 1 found myself humming a tune; ap- parently my body was feeling so much better that It was bound to express itself somehow even if I did try to choke it off; and when I got into the house and Mrs. Billtops had taken a look at me: " she says, cheerfully, think you are feeling better to -night; and I said: " 'Y—es, I think I am feeling .a little better,' and before the evening was over L found myself laughing at something; and this morning r am really feelin.g quite considerable better, and I think that by a couple of days more I shall be back to nor- mal. "Which -is -my usual condition. I am verey rarely ailing at all; almost invariably I enjoy excellent good health and keen good spirits, and I am always a little inclined to wonder that people should jet themselves be cast down as they are just 'because they are a little off. What's the use of telling the whole , world you can't stand a little bit of pain. and suffer- ing? "So it strikes me when I'm feeling,. as I almost invariably do, fit as a fiddle and looking at everything with . the brightest possible view. But do yon know, I find it makes all the difference in the world about this whether it's the other fellow that's sick or you. am always a little inclined to wonder why the ailing man doesn'a :look cheerful, anyway; but when r nt sick I feel right away the need of sym- pathy." 1 English Schoolboys' Mistakes. The folloaving are exarhples of the mistakes schoolboys make in examin- ations: " !The Comp/ete Angler is another name for Euclid, beeause he wrote all about angles." . "Sir Arthur Wellesley, son of Pitt, founded the Wellesleyan chapel • "The masculine of heroine is kip- per." "A problem is a figure which you do things with which are absurd, and then you prove it." "Opus est maturate—a middle aged man wanted." "Aequo .atque parato aninao moiler --I ellen die in prepared spirits and Wa,tuern." chef d'oeuvre—a clerk of the ewdol,cess. "hors d'oeuvres—the unemploy- "Caerulea puppis—a Sky terrier." "Amatory *verses are those composed by amateurs." "Income le a yearly tax." "The dodo it a bird that is nearly decent now."—aTniversity Correspone dent, 4 • * • A Mark of Respect. "Andrew Carnegie," said a Pittsburg millionaire to a DispAtch moo, "enjoys a joke. One of his jokes meek me lough on my 'Mit visit to Skilm Castle. "Mr. Carnegie was entertaining at the time a Montenegrin Prince. The morning efter the Prittee's arrival we set out in a huge motor ear for a long rnn, and as we whizzed past an inn a great crowd of Highlander:I rose from the benches be- Tiro:2710:1:d Idnrne:nd sAluted tie. The Peinee teemed amazed at the ba;:tiVeligerge,'dhre naked, 'do these men go " is a local custom,' said Mr. Car - tette; 'a meek of tespeet foe you, sir. in mint placee people take off their hate to how honor to distingaishtel visitors; ere they Wee off their trousers." An arbitration hat bech conitherieea ietween the Brotherhood of Locomotive and leirenten and the Cana. ,NOrthern Pailway. „ s.esnelliii111611edika_eieeme..,, • :i_ 4