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The Wingham Advance, 1906-05-03, Page 6.I. Universally Acknowledged 1� to be superior to the il.cst ,3;ip;ui grown. CEYLON GREEN IEA Get a Tr;'ai Packet to -day. Lead Packets Only. 40o, ea ea i A tetter co. ess patient, perceiving that "Yes, 1 will is there a cab to be he had fallen into the hands of a tuna- 'ha3 in this neighborhood ?" tio, resigned himself to his fate, and had •'\Vhy not adopt the habits of the an awful time. When, however, it was e dentist pence to Tottenham Court Road, a shill. ' was as good as itis Ing cab fare on to the Temple." word, He Duly asked for a very trifling "Capital idea, Why one might live for sum, and, after expressing the hope that half nothing up Here." his victim would send hien some onstom- "There are no roots to let in this ers and would himself return one day, house, Bertic. • bade hind farewell. As soon as the youngmanwas clear of the 1 '" if "That is a pity. Good morning, Mrs. place he pro- r ceeded to the nearest police station witrit tease eon comprehensively round. A STRENUOUS DENTIST, II does: but then you must reutem- I bet a, is all in the fourpence three fartle ems st; Ic+ et e:ai'euse: Baht aims, ilo- Young Parisian Mourns ttf"e Loss of His 11:n.ay• Teeth. meta, what heaps of money we waste!' Here is a striking bit of Paris corre- cts.. leatel Eteraid. putting down his ante ^,\l hat mins my lather does get spalmleuce in the Loudon Telegraph: t'.:i.,t;lt' 1 supleose you never go to "1)o not stir. I ata[ going to extract patttiesme ror';Sthings no toft 1ha41;kind, ao living all tho defective teeth in your mouth, eat "here' ate people wag give parties, alta you wilt not have any more to pay 'i►taa, aver. here;" said Melia, than if ono was taken out," "teamed!" "slut I have only come for ono," re - .and. "1 es we semetinxt ho to the tele plied the patient, a young man, who was tare ,and mak it very much. \1( , it's e►ident you are not break- already suffering horribly. la, _oar heart, Mona. 1f you like the • "I tell y+au that 1 shall extract the lot, theatre, 1 will send :yen tt box, I know and inatead of thanking nae you object. 50o and UOc per lb. At all Groosrs. l.caids, they elute with ane sometimes so u see that revolver. Well, if you move •----- 1 can ask them," 1 shall shoot you," and the dentist laid "Matta you! \1 a shall be very glad, a revolver on a table by hint. Now, it is iahfpast six, Bertie; you had 'lino luded a temple le of uaanagemy aumusmg maga 1.0 jWon at Last t country,and t omnibus?—three - ry an all over th / Debrisay; good-bye, Mona." Her reflections were suddenly l r.^?:e•u is upon by a familiar yeiee exe?aintirg— "By Jovei it is Mona! Mena Jeeee'.vn!" and she found her further progress bar- na. by Bertie Everard, Sir Robert's oily son, who was studying' law, having nom, military proelivities, and thinking legal knowledge would he useful in mamnagit;g the family estate, which was by no means flourishing under his father's mu- nificent rule. "Bertie! I never dreamed of ineeting you," as though the ban which had fallen on gar had been "banishment"—that an encounter between two inhabitants of the same town had been thereby rendered impossible. "Nor did 1. I thought you had emi- grated, or been sent to a penitentiary, or some such thing. You see, when any one drops out of sight in London, it is such a drop in the ocean, that he or she leaves no trace behind. I ani quite glad to sea you. Come, tell me all about yourself. Evy has wept gallons over you. She wanted to write, and tihe Lord knows wellat, but my mother strictly forbade her. You are an awful black sheep; you bow—a lost mutton." "Of course I am," said Mona, smiling. Sbe understood her cousin's dry blunt - boss. "But you must acknowledne I have kept out of sight and not troubled you." "Yes; it is quite true. Now I have met you. I am amazed to find you still east. How have you managed it, Mo- na?" "Why trouble about details? I exist. and waist nothing—that is enough." "Wonderful woman! Where are you goi�n�g ?,F Horse," "Home-? Is it fart" ; "Not very." "Let me come with you?" "If you like. I am glad to have a chance of hearing about you all." This brief colloquy took place on the Broad Walk, Kensington Gardens. Mona was crossing from a house in Queen's Gate, where her last lesson had been given. Bartle Everard, a tall, thin, bony young man, most accurately got up, and as unlike father or mother as could be imagined, turned and accompanied her toward the Bayswater Road. "Do you know, you are looking fairly well? Cheeks not quite so round, eyes a trifle more sombre than they were last year, but you are a pretty --no, a hand- some girl still, Mona." "I suppose one does not grow old in five or nix months." "No; but the tradition in our family is that you have been eating the bread of misery, and precious little of that, be- dewed with the water of affliction, and "And you were all content that I should, though we were such good friends and enjoyed so many happy days to- gether." "It was your own fault, you know. You took your own course. I dare say. if you had asked her, my mother would bave helped you; but she wasn't bound to look you up. Sentimental generosity is out of date altogether." "I do not suppose it would have been a weakness of yours. at any rate. How- ever, you need not fear for me. I get bread enough, and to spare, and very pleasant bread, too. Now, tell me some news. How -is your dear mother? She was always so good." "She is exceedingly flourishing and busy, for Evelyn is going to be married —very good match—to Lord Finistoun. He is a pleasant, easy-going fellow—ra- ther an ass, but that will suit Evy. She hasn't much brains herself." "She has sense enough not to think she bas all the brains of the family, as you do, Bettie." "Yes, I do, and I am no great things after all. Your trophies have not taken the sharp edge off your tongue, Miss JosceIyn," he said, laugllmg. "There is no Miss Joscelyn now. I have resumed my poor father's name. Its is more suited to my fortunes and fanny." "By Jove! And what k it? Craig? Uml It was a queer notion of Mrs. Newburgh's to suppress it. Nobody (tares or thinks about names now, except for what they are worth on paper. I sup- pose you haven't heard or ,leen anything of Waring?" "No; of course, not:" "Nor any one else, either! Can't think what's become of him. Some one di'I say he was training a colt for the Derby. I dare say he is glad enougit no:: that you have broke with him. Can't ender - stand why men tnarry!--must be an aw- ful bore." "I have no doubt he is obliged to Int'." "And you are deueddly sorry you gave liim they chance, ell ' "You would not believe me if I denied it." "Well, no: I would not; Oomph y'.0 nre a runt sort of a girt. Mona. I :ihwate liked you. You say what you think, midi you held your own with' that gran'lmoth- er of yours, who was as big a tyrant ns I have niet. You are a fool. too, in mann ways ---ready to eut year t,v'n threat fix an idea; bet ttere'ty etemething tinning about you. I never thought St. Jobn Lisle would lose hiss l va'J as he did on your account. ife kept it very quiet. bat I saw through him. I see thru::gh a good many Hama." "I never cre,llte.l veli c itlt '•nth inem era of imagination before. l;;•rtie." "Oh, don't try that trine with ane. 1 know what Taut t.a!kiii ab.,at. (af course lie would only marry a woeme L.l with luta o1 ta:uney, nil r thin': y,in wit emtou:;ht to 1m A.. ITe is e , wart: himself in 1nli,'. 1 Iaad it le'ete torn hint some time ager -melte.' way be het not seep your marriage ,a:::; ,.1ttr^ 1 ed it in a p.stsa•i•i;]'. :a'.tveve a bad M.2:1 of wontari-lt ue.il.teets. \\ !u:-• d., :tee live. f.,d• l.e^ttr•n'•s elm? boa• :.a t t approaching 1ht' fair c:' ..1. "Do not tons' .tuvfndt„t:, 1 you will iJir e.f f,atigue.' "No. I wail mit. tee t,:1 eill. tf Oa. .i few neil • f-trtlt; , s.1! : '.. ± t.•:' u., :ry at Pdlr IrP'l (' W. 10.114' fl'i• ]i.'i::t, ('r (;.i li,.attt,n helaud no ' "1 thltl; teas to i'iu _ ne.i:7 t:;!h r.ti ! ? *4 to our destitution; bait, to core. yo.:r own acays°':e mender. I wouE:i rather you "Happy toseeyou again,” said ,lime. c idn, ; eente. Yoa will only satisfy your 1 Debrisay. "You are really quite a char- acter. a eurieeity, and earrv- away materials fork • What the deuce does she mean?" ., ridieu:eus des:ription, to make Evy ! asked Everard of himself, as he took IInd (lernitine laugh. I up Itis neatly rolled munbrella, and open - "Why sauu,d you begrudge us our in- ed the door, while Mine. Debrisay yelled neeent mirth: It is an absurd prejudiee after him to turn right and go on to a t i feel injured by being what is called large church where the cityomnibus 'turned into ridicule.' You have only to 1 passed every ten minutes. show a stali.ily indifferent front, and CHAPTER VIII, you. rob ridicule of its whole power." The variable spring, the hot dusty 'I wonder how you would like being summer days, succeeded each other and laughed at yourself, Berrie.'' ! the partners worked steadily through it -Should not mind—but I am not ridi- • all. culous—I am too natural, and always They had gleams of diversion, too,for say what I think." :time. Debrisay had friends and cquint- ••I often—I mean I used often—to ances of her own profession who often wonder if you are as .card and heartless 1 as you seem." i mgave her tickets for concerts, and or - 1 believe I ant; but come on, I am ders for the theatre. These were a- deterniined to see your lair, and I do not usements of which Mona had enjoyed but little during her residence with ler dine till eight, so I have plenty of time.'' , "I cannot prevent you, but I do not ' grandinother, whose fixed principle it want you." They walked a few paces in ! was never to pay for anything a the silence, then Mona asked:. "And is Eve- •sort. They were a source of great en- lyn happy? Does she seem happy?" 1 joyment, for Mona was peculiarly alive "Happy as a child with a new toy— I thing beautyo he andtnnmathonagift Id had some- of and Finistoun make idiots of them- f With the exaggeration of youth, she selves in the most approved manner. It 1 reproached herself for being so slight will be a great piece of news for her, this ' reneontre with you.'' 1 and trivial as to forget too quickly the "Does she still etre for me?" i sorrows and disappointments of the by - "She seemed to do so the last time we gone year. Of all the trials which had mentioned you:" , been crowded into a few months, the "That was not recently?" smihinr. oftenest was her breaking with Leslie <• one which came back to her oftenest No, not very." "I live here," said Mona. after a short was her breaking with Leslie War - silence, pausing before Mme. Debrisay's ing• She always wished to hear of him, abode.but he had passed away completely out "Ah! queer little box." of her life. "We," said Mona, gravely, "consider it 1 Bertie Everard's remark respecting a splendid residence; pray walk in, as Lisle's admiration for herself dwelt long you will come." on her mind. There was a certain corn - "You are horribly inhospitable," said , fort in it; it soothed her wounded amour EveEverard, laughing, and he followed her propre to know that she was not alto- the house, gether self -deceived. But the impression nto On opening the door, Sime. Debrisay of St. John Lisle was fast fading. No win an arm -chair, and then in the park, at the theatre, was discovered resting beside a table set for tea. Her bonnet some soldierly -looking man of fashion lay on the floor beside her, and her thick. would remind her of 11th and site thought and undeniably disordered black hair with a sigh of the difference between uncovered. , the style of such cavaliers and the or - was' dinary toilers with whom it was her lot "This is Bertie Everard." said Mona, to associate in future. Still she began quietly; "Evelyn's brother." 1 to look at that future with less of fear "Very pleased to see him, I'm sure," than she did, and even ventured on a said madame, rising bravely to face the little castle building respecting a visit intruder, and not deigning to pick up to Germany next year, for which she and her bonnet. "Your sister was one of my Mme. Debrisay agreed to "save up," and most charming pupils." ; not to dissipate any of their little store She fancied the visit was a free-will in a seaside trip this somewhat wet sea - offering of friendship to Mona, and she sun. was highly delighted with the visitor. 1 Of course Bettie Everard forgot all "Oh, indeed?" returned Everard. "1 about the orders; nor did Evelyn pay the should not have thought it," t visit Mona looked for so eagerly; but "And you find your sweet cousin look- , the announcement of her marriage—with ing well? I have Bane my best to take a long Iist of wedding presents, includ- care of her." ' ing "an Indian shawl from Her Majesty" "My cousin?" elevating his eyebrows.' —at the end of March, and her departure "Can you tell me the exact degree, Mona for a prolonged tour on the Continent, —first, second, twenty-fifth?" ' explained her non-appearance. "Oh! a cousin removed to the vanish- ! London is a great world. In no other ing point of relationship. I have not place can any one be so successfully the faintest wish to claim you, Bertie." Bidden; and though Mona moved about 'Really, Mona, my dear, that is not , everywhere, with a freedom that was the retort courteous." ( new and delightful to her, she never en - "If you knew Mr. Everard better, dear countered her aristocratic relatives but Madame Debrisay, you would know that once, when she saw Lady Mary and her he despises courtesy in himself and otic second daughter driving down Piccadilly. ers." She was, however, lostin the humble pe - "I only hate shams," said Bertie, destrian crowd, and passed unnoticed. frankly. i. A very hot July had driven away all "Let me offer you a cup of tea," acid Mme. Debrisay's pupils, save two or Mme. Debrisay, rather scandalized. i three. The ranks of Mona's were also "Thank you, I shall be glad of it, after thinned, and both were planning a course our long, dusty walk. Really, it's not so of needle -work and reading during the bad, now we have got here," looking • approaching time of rest. round witb visible examination, "It's 1 The dog days had compelled their Tel- e better room than mine in the Temple." . low -lodger to muzzle the objectionable "Is that possible!" cried Mona. { terrier—which made him unusually' ram - "And in better order. Did you fasten pant when the torture was removed in up that drapery at the back ',f tale I the house. piano, Mona?" I Mona had been out ono morning to do t "She did, sir," said Mme. Debrisay, , some small housekeeping errands, as proudly, "and, if you'd like to know, the . Mme. Debrisay had a headache, and on stuff is Oriental chintz, and we paid ; re-entering the house with a latch -key, fourpence three farthings a yard. for it was surprised to hear a sound of snarl - at Whiteley's sale." 1ing and scuffling in their sitting room, "By George! you don't say ao!" He . the door of which was open. Going in was deeply interested in pounds, shillings I quickly, she beheld Mme. Debrisay, her and pence. "Why, it, looks capital," ' cap slightly awry, endeavoring to drag So saying, he took the milk jug and - a lace shawl from the fangs of Dandie, peeped into it, who snarling and yelping, held on like "I regret it is not cream; 'said Mme. grim death, stretching the shawl to its Debrisay, coloring. fullest length, and dancing backward, "Yes! cream is an improvement, but the tea is very good." "It will do you good, Bertie, if you would swallow the contents of the jug, provided it supplied you with the nulk i of human laindness, which you need so Imuch." "t'het'a very smart, Miss Craig, bot I i Won't want any such stuff iu niy compo- siti.r.:. Your milky kindly people are e 1 g+.rm:ally awes, anal are imposed upon i;;I,t and Jef`. Hiss Craig's mann.'rs Leve -n% improved. since she came to stay cath you. ma'am." "`bete is no use in trying to pierce your tough skin, Rea"ie. The hippopet- amus is invulnerable to bullets." ••Yee, but he is an ugly beast!" add'•d ! Mine. Debrisay, with a gently reflective ' air, i ik'rtie lxat'hed, not quite so easily as usual: and there vias a pause while ftp i *sipped l:a, 1.1.11. ; "1. hat's rather a goad picture," be (a,,1 art length, nodding to a portrait of a to., 6 fined, for('igwhoolting man, v.ith be.tair!- i ful lire ruffles and ere tet, and a tea- , tunic of bornr two hundred :'rare ago. 1 "It is the p;ehttn of Munyiun• J.e i Baron Delo ie.iy ,i„ ('oislaimes. my grime. %•tWiet's ;;i eat reuud!tth'r, v.ho lea a party r.f 1,. .'.:F•,irio -t, to 'Wan 1. i aft. -r fat e 1,-1,'.i..li' a ,,f tt.e J:dh•t of Nen: e. - i 1 :.l;::, le breezy, with di;;- ! rite. I -lie, d'•1" i• !; did'. ' tat a bat i•ta',ti.,.• Pas a ;loud p'i iait. J .Peeli psartaaity t t .•i.tily :,1F,. \i: t.(, i 1.1„ ,it•ttat . "That 1 t ..mot. tr;t: tiro IF. as a a!;1y i rel! a,tl4 en the pu dire, „ -Pity it I..re a:t at w 411 ! reete 1.;4( i ' 4,11 , 1r, itw,,iad fettle a p',,l pri•a'." I • :" I a•av' c Ol'.hl [(1..1,1 11/44 14) part ' tt.:ma it!' tele? matinee. pl•ouell/. (,, i;,Banti! Now, tc!i me', bots do pet team;af-t• to rub algal;! t" • 1 '•S1t'deme. L -i'rieay and i bave- entered 1 into partlirie:tip; Ll,e tale thi' big ptl- j /,a,. :tali I tate the lithe mime" "Dy (;lode! Docs thiel squalling and Strumming /ay for ail this 2" waving while she struck at him ineffectually with a small hearth -brush, "Diable de bete!" she exclaimed. "Keep away from him, Mona. I believe he is , going mad." "I believe he is only frightened and angry. Let it go, and probably he will too." Thus diverting Mme. Debrisay's at- ; tention, she relaxed her grasp. The dog gave a vigorous pull, and trotted triton- , pliantly with the lace in his mouth—head and tail erect ---into the hall, where lie proceeded to tear it vehemently. "Just look at that! The only decent thing I have to put on my shoulders when I go out, (let away with you, you cur!" ---a thrust of the brush ---"Call him off, .Jane!" ---another thrust --"Take that" --throwing the brush at him finally'. Ibis routed the foe. He jumped back, and Mona quickly snatched up the shawl. ' sty beautiful Chantilly shawl," al - meat wept Mme. Debrisay. "I got it at a sale the last year you were with us in Paris. 'lliirty-five francs seventy, and it's worth two hundred! It was as good as new. I will not live in tete house with foul a brute! Ile will be tearing our ('y'es out next! I felt a little better after that cup of ten you brought me, so I did up my hair, and tame in. Who should I nee, but my gentleman perched on the table where I had laid my shawl after folding it up, ceratchirlg biloarlf no less in the middle of me besttltiful lacca I made one Fiesta at it, and tumbled the brute off. heaved of tanning away, Le turn'•,l rimed with real bourgeois impu- di-nee titer, his warder's. .:_fastened. his ugiy teeth 11) oras teener, and would not let g' "1 sun cine. ma'am." said the, landlady. r•,;n,ing, in, "I am that sorry--- I don't I.1•ow how to expose it, T don't know crhat'n in the doe. lie ie always trying to 111E1 up here, as if be knew it worried Jon„ "f have no doubt be does," returned rfn;e. J).,brisov, examining her hoc"Local here! There's tear for you! Here's another! It's just rained.'" {' 'oo a bio the story of his Woes, and the dentist, who was known to have been in a queer state of mind for some titbit, has been re- moved to an asylum. But this will not restore the lost grinders, and the patient has received such a shock to his system that some time must elapse before due can be himself again. A. ZAM-BUI( AGAIN TRIUMPHANT. A TORONTO MAN TELLS HOW THIS HERBAL BALM RID HIM OF SKIN DISEASE. DROVE IT COMPLETELY FROM HIS SYSTEM. _Orzwev42 WILL OL PAID 6Y LEVER MOTHERS LIMITED. TSAOUTQONT TO ANY PCRSONlNOCAN PROYCTIUT T" SOAPCONTAIMSAMr F ORS, or ADULTCRATICN Y1ilkT601.Vnf OR CONTAIN*AMY I N,URIOUSCMCMICAL. -17-• fr Your (Roney Refunded by the dealer from whom you buy Sun- light Soap if you find any cause for complaint. wa GUARANFREEMOH ADULTf ATIOTEEPERFECTLY IIALL DE L RC..c AUTHORIZED TO RETURN PURCHASE MONEY To ANYONE FINDING CAUSE FOR COMPLAINT, sesees Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way. II` : $5,000 reward will be paid to any pethtprov( SunlightSoap contains any injurious chemicals or any form of adulteration. Equally good with hard or soft water. Lever Brothers Limited, Toronto THE HILL RAILWAY INVASION. What Sir William Van Horne Says of the American Road's Scheme. Sir William Van Iiorne, on his 'return from Europe, was interviewed in ,Mont- real by the Herald, and in the comae Once again we have to report a ease of his remarks said of the Hill invasion in which Zam-Buk, the great herbal of Western Canada: balm which has recently come so much ! "I do not profess to be able to read to the fore throughout Canada—leas the riddle of MT, J. J. Hill' pro•Jeets triumphed over skin disease. Mr. Geo. ! in the Northwest. 1 know nothing of Rhinehart, of 210 Wilton avenue, To-; what he proposes," said he, "beyond -onto, is the grateful subject of this what he is reported to have stied in the recent cure, and here is the story. He newspapers; but Mr. Hill seldom gives says: I a clue to his intentions in the newspa- "Last winter I had a big sore appear • Para. , on the back of nay right hand. II He does not accept tihe report that Mr. thought it would go away, but instead Hill intende to construct a new trans- of doing so, it got worse. A patch of continental syctent from the Atlantic to about four inches square became in- 1 the Pacific as in the remotest degree probable, but Mr. flamed,then the skin 'broke and the Hill•probably wants sore attered and discharged freely.' to build a :railway to tap a particular source of traffic in Not only was it very unsightly, but the Northwest. 111 it was very painful, too. In spite of order to create opinion in his favor, my care it got worse, and to my great e: or his agents are holding out the rail - alarm, a second inflaed patch apglamor :Fr of might couldthinew nkclettlinflu- peered on my left hand. This wasence legislation in that way which he followed by an outbreak on my arm,' coatld not otherwise do. For instance, an d on the calf of my leg. The pain the Manitoba Government, ;which has from these patches was terrible. At railways that are leased to the ,Canadian times, when they got thoroughly warm' Northern, would not be disposed to give they itched until I could hardly bear, Mr. ,Hill facilities• for the construction it. I used ointments and salves of all of railways in that Province to compete kinds, but got no benefit. One day I with, their own linea. read a report in the newspaper of how "People who do not think very deep - a case of eczema of long standing had ly about railway matters are eager to been cured by Zum-Buk. I had tried evelcolnne Mr. Hill's schemes, because so many things In vain that I doubted • they mean nacre competition, and thus whether Zuin-Buk could cure me. My, essay look upon unlimited railway com- wife advised me to try it, andl did so. ! petition ELS a good thing. They forget The first few applications gave me re- i that every train load .of grain carried lief from the terrible itching, and also from Canada into the United States soothed the pain. I cleansed the wounds ` means a substantial loss to Canada. thoroughly once daily, and applied Zam- The grain brought from. the west by Bute; as directed. Within a few days a ,Canadian route means that before there ,vas a marked improvement, and the ahareholclere of the railway get a gradually the wounds began to close. single cent dividend hundreds of thou - The discharging ceased and the skin sands of dalla.rs go to the ma.inten- began to grow again, Within a short ence of the people of Canada. Cana - time of commencing with the Zam- dian grain ta•ansported to the seaboard Buk treatment all the four wounds were ower United States a•onntee means not only closed up, but all the patelaes money diverted to the pockets of the were covered with new, healthy skin. American people." "I consider Zam-Buk a wonderful , d s• d Spoil balmd Chinese. my mf, If it alwayeon curbrecommensuch serioitutos 1 Miss Bret Harte, with the aid of a skin diseases as mine was, it, must be number of her father's English friends, a very speedy cure for cuts and slight has opened a type -writing office in Lon - injuries sustained in one's every clay don. She is a proficient type -writer, and work. 'I shall always keep a box handy." an American journalist calling to have As Mr. Rhinehart says, Zam-Buk is some copying done complimented her on good not only for eczema, ringworm, her skill. "My skill, such as it is, is due ulcers, abscesses, discharging sores, bar- to practice," said Misty Bret ITartc. 'It bet's rash, serious skin diseases, gen- was acquired very painfully, like the erally, but it is a household balm. When marksmanship of ono of my father's applied to cute, bruises, burns, scalds, western friends. My father used to tell sore breasts, boils, etc., it heals them in of a man called Redwood James, a char - wonderfully short time. It differs from acter of California. James in a bar one ordinary ointments in being made purely night drew a revolver and shot the ashes from vegetable essences, and contains no, from the cigar of a friend on the other trace of the rancid fats or animal oils side of the room. The friend laughed found in many ointments and embroca- ` and calmly drank off the remainder of tions. It does not contain, either, any his cocktail. My father said to Redwood mineral coloring matter. ' James: 'That roust have required con - Obtainable from all druggists at 50 • siderable practice.' `Practice," Redwood street, Toronto, upon cents a box, or postpaid from the Zam- • James replied; `I should say so, young Buk Co., Colborne receipt of price. The Manager's Definition. (Modern Society.) "Tho legitimate drama!" said the play- wright as Manager Fiasco handed him back hs rejected manusarlpt. "I hear nothing but 'legitimate drama!' What is the legitimate drama, anyway?" "Tho legitimate drama," said Manager Fi- asco coldly, "comprises all those plays which, their authors being dead, may be produced without the -payment of royalties!" Minard's Liniment Co., Limited, Yarmouth, N. S. Gentlemen,—In January last, Frances Leelare, one of the men employed by me, working in the lumber woods, had a tree fall on him, crushing him fearfully. He was, when found, placed on a sled and taken home, where grave fears were en- tertained for his recovery, his hips being badly crushed and his body turned black from his ribs to his feet. We used MIN- ARD'S LINIMENT on him freely to deaden the pain ,and with the use of three bottles he was completely cured and able to return to his work. SATJVEUR DUVAL, How to Predict Safely. (washington Star.) "When in doubt," geld the weather ex- pert. "always prophesy bad weather," "What for?" asked the young man who 13 learning the business, "Because if It turns out to bo correct people Pominend your accuracy and it It'd wrong their minds are so relieved that they dou't Lind any taunt." Illi l Ilio dozen Chinamen a-learnin' that there trick.'" "I'D RATHER BE DEAD than suffer again the tortures of Insomnia, .palpitation of nervous twitching of my muscles induced by simple neglect of a little indigestion." These are the forceful and warning words of a lady who proclaims that her cure by South American Norvino when everything else failed was a modern miracle. A few doses gives relief. -92. Lord Day Observance. Scene, Scotch farmhouse; time, Sunday morning. Tourist (to farmer's wife)—Can you let mo have a glass of milk, please? Milk is produced and consumed. Tourist (taking some coppers from his pocket)—A penny, I suppose? Farmer's Wife—Mon, dae ye no think same o' yersel' the be buyin' goods on the Sawbath? Tourist (repocketing the coppers)-011,� well, there's no harm done. I'm sure I'm much obliged. But won't you have the money for it? Farmer's Wife—Na, na; I'll no tak' 1 1 less than saxpence for breaking the 1 Sawbath l—Leeds Mercury. Ask for Minard's and take no other, e • a Matter More Than Manner, Norman McLeod was once preaching in a district of Ayrshire where the read- ing of a sermon is regarded as the great- : est fault a minister can be guilty of. When the congregation was dispersed an old woman, overflowing with entludsi• assn, addressed her neighbor: "Did ye ever hear onything sat gran'? Wnsna that a sermon? But all her expressions of admiration being met by a stolid glance, she shouted, "Speak, woman! Westin that a sermon?" Ott ay," replied her friend, sulkily, "but he read it" "Read it!" said the other with indignant emphasis; "1 wadtta care if he had whis- tled it!" rs1 Europe's Uncle. Ring Edward VII, is the uncle of the em- peror of Germany, will soon be the uncle of the queen of Spain, 13 already the uncle of the crown prince of Roumania, the ezarlue, the crown princess of Greece and the crown princesses of Sweden and is the father of tho queen of Norway. RHEUMATISM — WHAT'S THE CAUSE?— WHERE'S THE CURE ?— Tho active irritating cause of this most painful of diseases Is poisonous uric acid in the blood. South American Rheumatic Cure neautralizes the acid poison. Relieves in 1 hours and cures In 1 to 0 days. -90. Happy Father Saw Double. "It's a boy," he hoard the nurse say, and Immediately he sailed forth to tell all his friends. When ho returned later he was per- mitted to gaze upon his ofspring. "Why, G'blesh me!" dao exclaimed. "I didn't know it was twins!" Nt) DIFFERENCE Dr. Leonhardt's diem -Roti cures guy form of Piles, Internal, External, Bleeding, Blind. Itching, Suppurating, etc., aro simply moues of the stages through every vaso will pass if It continues, Piles are caused by coegesuoo of blood In the lower bowel, and 1t takes an Internal remedy to remove the cause. Dr. Loonitardt'e Fleur -Reid is a tablet taken Interaall5•, iui-I no case of Plies has over been found It failed to cure. :honey back if It does fail. $1.00 nt all doalcra, of ,rhe Wilson-Fylo Co., Limited, N!agesa 15a11s, unt, 14 Using Language to Suit. Old Lady—Where d'ye coin( from? Tramp (who has seen butter days). --Madam, I castigated my Itinerary from the classic Athens of America. Old Lady—Hoy? Tramp—I say, I beat my way from Boston. ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENg Removes all hiard, soft or callpu,sed lumps and blemishes from horses, Mood spavin, curbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, stifles, sprains, sore and swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save a50 by use of one bot- tle. Warranted tho most wonderful Ble- mish Cure ever known. How the Tara; Was Made. (Clovnl.' d Leader.) "My brothor made ugly Paean at your brother yesterday and ho didn't daroet ter fight. He pretended he didn't notice 'env." "He didn't, neither. Ho thought they wuz natural." 1 = t SUDDEN DEATHS ON THE IN- CREASE.—People apparently wedl and and happy to -day, to -morrow nre stricken down, and in ninety-nine cases out of every hundred the heart is the case. Taw king of heart remedies, D. Agnow's Cure for the Heart, is within roach of all. It relieves in 30 minutes, and cures most chronic cases. —91. Enough to Keep Hill Busy. Mother --Do hurry, Isabel! Tho duke has been waiting In the drawing room for ten minutes. Daughter— t'Iiat's all right, mother. There aro five photographs of himself aull several large mirrors In there. Keep Minard's Liniment in the house. The Chieftain and the Cabby. The following story illustrates the dis- advantage of having an article in com- mon use called after one's own name. The chief of the Clan McIntosh had a dispute with a cabman about his fare. "Do you know who I arta?" indignantly exclaimed the Highlander. "I. am the Mc- Intosh." "I don't care if you are an umbrella," replied cabby; "I'll have my rights." • Superb Service to New York and - Philadelphia. f, Via Lehigh Valley 1* R., through the I Switzerland of America, 11'ast express trains. Double track. Block signals. Pullman sleeping ears from Toronto. For further partieulars, address It S. Lewis, 10 King street east, Toronto, Ont, , Stlib , 1111114 lIl'8--_i - w ISSUE VO. 18, 1900 FARMS FOR SALE3 FARMS I•'t)It :SALE. 11•' 7(0U WANT To buy a titin in Ontario, gond for our It t Of over 1,00a farms for pale. [Cite West- ( ea heal lambs Exeliaiij , Liraltai Loedo4, Drat. _ M!SCE LI„ANiEOUS. 1 A ii.VILLI3 t'flUIT LANDS -10 ACRE dols), excellent for fruit, gardening or l;cuitiy; close to cle:trte cyst big money 14 friths Write quick to A. 5. Foster, Oakvilio, oat..-.._._....�........,....- .-..._.._r NV. ANTED, IAf9IEDIATELY, TWO GIRLS i about 2(: years of ego for poatttons se wee mei ncnsomata In a private Wallet rood wage., to rc!inisia aerie. Address in wrlllig to Airy, Goo, k'. Gia:aco, Ti Hannah [.trent east, Hamilton. Souvenir Post Cards 13 ser 10c; 00 for Sece 100, ;1; 700, 13; 600, 91; all different. Largest null finest stock fa Cenada; 500 mixed, '4)3; Ribuma. all prices. 15', R. Adams, Toronto. Oat. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should al- wnye bo need for children teething. It soothes the eb11d, soothes tho guuia, cures whs.] collo and is the best remedy for D,Iar- rhexes i)1?. L,_.gCY'u FEMALE PILLS A dray, our amt re11a1.1e ?notd!Ily regula. tor 'the-te P101 bat, 11.-n axed 111 Prune* • tar ar.r afy yor,, an i baunl he'341n4e for ;la put Peso dl slgaed, and Sae A•naran• teed by the tartlets Lord.,, ..tan,p for ,.bd' 0,grin, r. i• der 4• e4 per h•x a _)rnggtLts; et ty 1n.11. otulety Re31-1, 0.I tolpt Df{sic* LE IHOY t'11.. CD„ G.,x 42, Hamilton., Canada. A Reveiotion iii Tea. The tea tra•le of the wnrkl has under- gone, a :ernaikable change in ahe past few years. 'twenty yearn ago, practi- cally all the lea of toy world woe sup- ! plied by China naw Japan. About that time there ttppcai'cd an insect in Ceylon , wlaiclt attacked the catfee tree, and In a • very short tine the entire eoffee plants- ' tion was destroyed. Some eutm•p:' sing Scaisit planters commenced. the planting of tea, and the first shipment made to the London •stear- ket brought the inost extraordinary prices, they developing a quality in the cup far superior to anything ever known in tea previously. l'hesc Ceylon teas rapidly made a foothold in ;England, un- til to -day the exports to that country amount to one hundred and twenty-five million pounds annuslly. Tho "Salndn,” 'ren Co. comtnence t their introduction in Canada and the abated States, packing their teas in air- tiiaeht sealed lead packets. and both their black and green teas have made wonder- ful progress; American tea drinkers finding this tea superior to anything they ever tasted. in either the black or green teas of O1:ina and Japan. Tho otter absence of eoloring matter in their green teas says nirelt for their health- fulness and their delicious flavor speaks for itself. Not Compelled to Disgorge. "Giving up anything during Lent?" Is. qutred tho fliwt financier, "No. sir," replied the sccond financier stif- fly. "Why should 1 glee up anything? 1 made my money honestly." Minard's Liniment used by Physicians. Era of .Hight Expenditure. (New Orleans Times -Democrat.) Wo are spending nt a fearful rate and much of the expenditure has, for tho nonce, no offset except paper profits. The land is full of nouveaux rlehos who, as the slang goes, think they bave "money to burn" and their womenfolk:: are bettering the instruc- tion. The (est of building and living has thus been raised to a level on which it can not rent for very long. As the old adage hath it, "Pitt a beggar on horseback and he will ride to the devil." From the present outlook the record will be broiten by the Jockeys who aro now in the saddle. After a while the season of repose, repentance and economy will (•omo. 4... - Sunlight Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way. Buy Sunlight Soap end follow directions. Famine Prices for Japanese Widows. A. Chinese newspaper, the Chung Hua Pan, prints the following: "A spacial correspond- ent at Fengtion writes that about tho be - 1 ginniug of tea) dnontit a Japanese imported some 3,000 Je,paneso widows, whom he offer- ed for sale, either as domestic servants or as secondary wives, at 50 cents a catty (1;'a pounds avoirdupois). Pliotogiapbs are first shown to intending buyers, who then make their selection, and the woman is weighed and her value calculated. There is no con- dition attached save that ego must be al- lowed to return home once every three years." Minard's Liniment Lumberdnan's Friend. r.,. Johnnie Knew Better Than That. (Milwaukee Sentinel.) "It was just having a little business chat with your sister," said Mr. williebouy. "Aw, that don't go with mc," replied little Johnnie, "When sister talks business with a guy 5110 always takes him In the coa- eervatora'." KIDNEY SEARCH SEARCH LIGHTS.— Have you backache? Do you feel drowsy? Do your limbs feel heavy? Have you pains in the loins? Have you dizziness? Have you a Llt•ed dragging feeling in the region of tho 'kidneys? Any and all of these indicate kidney troubles. South American Kidney Cure is n liquid lddney eplcific and works wonderful curos in most complloatod cases. ®rete) Egicosszatarrta That peselous remedy, is a positive cure for en female die'oasts. Write for deeet'lyitsa eirau3ar tad !too wimple. R. S. McGILI.,, Stmcoa.. Ont. Farmers and Dairymen When you risottos • • Tub, Pall, Wash Basin or Milk Pan .Auk your moor ver E. B. EDDY'S FIBRE WARE ARTICLES You will find they give you satin - faction every time. THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE Insist on being supplied with EDDY'S evory time. iwpArmobakeeraibaee motarw 000mpaew iabo ao~ NO' �"" "]S•'..�L^]:..: `.:.=.:-Y� '^rte" DOUGH TY'S CEMENT BUILDING BLOCK MACHINE Makes all kinds of Blocks, either solid or hollow; and one set of pallets is all that is necessary The. machine is simple, handy and easily oper' - ated. Why pay fancy prices for it Block Ma - thine when you can buy this inaelline and otttfit at a moderate cost? Semi for booklet, prices, ! ete. Awarded diplomat at Canadian National '+111J� i i:xliibltion, 1003. - Retested ]90G. Glue). DOUGHTY, Patentee, Waterford, Onti