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CURRENT COMMENT
Beat Life is iu,00n-atry.
"Tbe,Cult of Agriculture" I% an excellent aubject for the President of
sm 4rienItural College and -the rreoident of tile 0: A, C., professor Roy-
zkolds, recently dwelt with effort On a topic that should be more constantly,
Impt before the m1aft at town and -.1ty dwellera. one phase In :particular
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he -enlarged upon which mrtst commend Itself to every thiuldlig Person.
There to an Impression very widely spread that educatiOn Is wasted an
those who follow rural occupatdous, and that when a young mau or woman
acquires a certain amount of learning it is incumbent ,Upon Ulm to resort
to the eity In order to make use of it. Nine times out of ton there to no-
thing in it. The lure of the city I$ not the opportunity of utilizing One's
learuiug� but the ancient one of tile bright light$, the alleged easy money
and "gentsel" clothes.
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4dr, Reynolds classified the excuses that people make to leave the'
country for city life, and sald: "We have becOl1le Obsessed with severat
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deltlaoils. First, that the city is a botter place than the country to live In;
second, that the factory is more necessary than the Village SIXOP, third,
that education is to be used to escape work; fourth, tUat farming Is ,man-
atonous, that country life is dreary and debolate." Of the last it may be
said that no labor lit the world Is so desolate, 50 depressing, so monotonous,
as the unceasing fag of the big factory or warehouse. There may be
variety in office and detail business, but as a rule -prolonged hours, small
salaries and tow chances of promotion do not prepare the way for a corn-
fortable age. Of course, there are exceptions and every man in" hope
to be an exception, but every mail Cannot be an exception. With tile same
amount of la;bor and trained facility he would go farther In the country,
but in the country he is not always compelled to train his fa,culties,, nor
does he always choose to do so.
Intelligence when exerted lit tile country Will go as far ag in the city,
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and there is no reason why country life should not have as many a.ttrac-
tians and become quite as enjoy -able as civillan life. The tradition at
English social life should )lave some weight in this respect. Those who
can afford to do so do not spend their time in Cities. "The reason" in
London Is only a small period of tile year. Country life Is the backbone of
English society. For Canadians, who must all, directly or Indirectly, draw
their sustenance from the sail, It, shouldbe thoroughly understood that the
surest way to wealth is agriculture. It may not be the quickest, but It
will afford more pleasure, more certain profit, and for the same amount of
intelligence and enterprise, more prDfita,ble returns for the average man
than any, city business. Our social and national necessities will urge -this
view with Increasing Insistence In the Immediate future.
Lower Prices for Christmas.
There are some reassuring evidences that prices,are moving doNZnward
-in spite of the situation In Great Britain, On this side of the Atlantic we
havean abundance of the nocessaxles of life, and our speculators in trying
ce have rendered, themselves liable to the fate
of those who yet hoist with their own petard. Sugar was the first to show
It. No doubt a Corner in sagar looked very tempting. In Canada, It was
stated that $60,000,000 worth had been stored away. Reports of great a,a-
cumulations In di . ffereut parts of -the country were made But according
to the sugar dealers there was an absolute dearth of sugar. No sugar was
to be had except In little doles. Sugar was sold In two -pound lots to cus-
tomers who bought other goods, and this prize package trade'lasted all
summer. Then when the price -began to weaken It was asserted that the
Poor sugar. men ,would be rulned if they were compelled to sell n1l the sugar
they had at current market rates. They bad miscalculated and put the
price of sugar so high that the good wives of the land decided to do with-
out and the urgent demand expected in the fruit preserving season failed
to materialize. The speculators had forgo . tten that the way taught us to
do without things. Sugar Is plentiful enough for all ordinary purposes,
and the price Is bound to recede. It looks as though paper might come
under a similar experience as sugar. The difference is that there has
been a steady and continuous demand for paper, and the prices exacted have
bad to be paid. All the more, those who paid them are determined not to
pay them, longer than can be avoided. It appears that huge stocks of
paper In New York have begun to make their appearance under the threat
of imports from Finland, Norway and other European points which must
'find a market and are not too set on profiteering. Europeans with com-
motitles to sell will accept any kind of American money, and under such
pressure American paper makers will have to meet the competition.
Business In general Is bedoming affectect by the same principle combined
with the stubborn -resolve of the buying public not to buy until a favorable
season presented itself. It Is hardly likely that the sellers will allow the
Christmas season to pass without making some concessions to the purchas.
Ing public with a view to generating a little good cheer allrouud for the
slid of the -year., 1.
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. Mection Reform.
Two objections wire raised to proportional representation at the meet -
Inc of the committee appointed to report on the matter. Both Objections
were Incident to the present methods Of election as well as to P. R., and �
Indeed P. R. is Intended to be a remedy for both. The first was -in respect
of the unequal distribution of voters in the constituencies, and the dispro'
pi me cases between town and Country constituencies. Thero
should be an equitablc ratio determined to govern the size of a city rid-
ing as compared with the rural one. It has always been granted that more
voters should be Included in a city than In a country member's constitti-
ency, but when the disproportion in this respect becomes too great a re-
distribution is naturally sought. The necessity, for this is quite as great
under one system of voting as under another, The unit, of size should be
settled and as closely observed as possible, That one constituency should
number 25,000 and another 75,000 is scarcely fair, and not even P. R. Can
cure this completely. There must be redistribution in ,15uch cases. One
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member of the committee said that If .this point were settled to his sath,
faction lie had not objection to P. R. The other objection raised was to the
effdct that P. R. led to the group system of representation in the parliaments
and assemblies. It certainly was not P. R. that led to Vrroup government
In Ontario, but the old system. P. R, has, the effect oi ellminaing small
groups as the transferable vote enables these to vote for men among the
larger parties who represent their views. P. R. ,concentrates attention on
measures rather than on men, and the party that gives tite best service
gets the general vote, no matter how many candidates may face the polls.
Thin feature of P. R. in automatically tile Xnen Of whatevir parties -who
riost truly represent the wishes of the whole people tends to solidity rather
than to split up the representative body. And it prevents any possibility
of a real minnority obtaining control as has occurred in the past on sev-
eral occasions, A committee has been appointed to draw up definite pro-
posals for election reform.
European Situation ina Nutshell. .
A Now York review recently lit discussing the European situation ad-
valiced tile idea that Europe might eventually become a federation 431
monarchies presided over by an Emperor, and be the Emperor of France.
Capt. Jay, the new associate professor of English literature at Queen's
University In addressing the Empire Club at Toronto, stated that Franca
was now the greatest military Power in 'Europe, andthat her contradictory
friendships for Pilaudski, for Wrangel. for Czechs, Slovakia, for Jugo-Slavla,
tor noumania, for Poland and for Russla. create irreconcilable conditions
and constitute a situation ,constantly changing and beyond the wit of man
to understand. The tendency, be Considered, Was to Swing round from ex-
treme Bolshevism to monarchy and Prance Is now working with Hungary
and the reactionary element With the possible result of reestablishing the
mac keeping Grmany weak. P rance. also wants to
restore tile Russian Imperial ruler with VdIand under Russian domination
and to that end she supports Wrangel. The "Little Zatente"of .Tugo-Slavla,
Citocho-Slovakift and It4umania. Is aimed at Hungary and Fratim. Italy Is
out of tune witlt Britain, being disappoint8d of support on the seaboard
and Plume. Should a monarchy be established at Budit-Pesh It would
solv6 the problern of Germany ftete no strong =fLft hat arls0ft, a "d
commcnt on the former diplomatic system, Indicating that the form4r
djpl�mats were only popp6ts. Capt. Cox ,thought that Europe, espeawly
TAbor, woutd take Its, tone front Great Britain ani! much d6pendod on
whether the British workman stood by toristitutlonal methods, or yleldeid.
to the sobtlo BolghevlSt attilicki Which 'VMS Iftterlided now, 9* 0191 Uor-AaAft
bus ,ws,s In 1014, to sitbYert the British Dower.
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It is the normal nerve center for
a wide and rich farming country—and it is fast
adding to its importance as an industrial com-
munity.
our stores, shops and business organizations are
equipped with all that is necessary to the best service—
but telling you about the advantages that are here isn7t
quite getting it across.
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CONDUCTED BY E. GUNN RAMSAY.
I ReWatered Ac=dln,g to the CopyrIght Act I
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111 KNOW."
study at the human body for the pur-
Did you ever hear anyone say this
pose of science or surgery, but how,
with a ringing emphasis upon both
many take time and spend thought up -
on that most wonderful mechanism of
words, which either makes you feel
all, the power house which lies within
that this person Is very egotistical,'l
themselves'?
self-confident, even somewhat ascer-
The man who knows himself is the
tive—or very sure of their point?
one who has true confidence In his
A statement Is made, a story is told,
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ideals, confidence In the result of his
an explanation given, and the speaker
work, confidence for the future.
finisheg up in reply to some question
Confidence in one's self is the seed
about it, with these two words, "I
of success, but it must spring from
KNOW."
true knowledge, anything less is a
There is no more worth -while trl-
mushroom growth, a delusion that -,vIll
umph to be gained over matter than
not stand the test of time.
when a maa can truly say t1i KNOW".
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Do not be afraid to know yourself!
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but It must be deep-aown, true state-
Self-knowledge Is the finest education-
ment from the heart.
al foundation you can have. Without
There Is very. much that It Is not
this all other Is lost, How will you
Witnin the power of man to know fully.
,gain it?
Certain things about which we may
Watch yourself as carefully 'as you
only humbly conjecture or think, and
would the machine under your hand,
when we come to these the man who
or the tool you have to guide.
sets himself up as an authority and
For every aciion seek out the mo -
who boastfully asserts the right to
tive, find the why and wherFfore, Dig
guide all others by this egotistical "I
deep. Search back, Spare nothing
KNOW" Is a blind leader of the blind.
that the truth may be found. Why
The truly great man realizes that we
did you act so yesterday? What
know, but little of many things, but
prompted the motives to -day? How
that the greatest power comes to him
Was this thing hurried? or left urlm
who seeks to know himself, and takes
done?
as his motto "know thyself first.'
Are yau making every minute count
How many of us can truly say of our
for something and If not, why? These
minds, our motives, our bodies, our
mental studies will presently put you
work, "I KiNOW--MYSELF?"
upon the road to true self-knowledge.
Men give up a life time to the study
Only so can you be truly successful.
of machinery, to Inventions, to art,
Give up looking at others, until you
to photography, to every and any kind
first -know the real YOU — until of
of study under the sun, even to the yourself you can truly say, "I KNOW."
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also appears much earlier In the sea -
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kp,p,p* DRINKING WATER PURE.
Unless one is absolutely sure of the
purity of the drinking water it 14 a
good Idea to boll the water.
In order to kill any germs lurking in
the water it should be boiled for 15
minutes In en uncovered kettle. The
impurities are driven off by the heat
and escape through tbe steam.
Air coming in contact with the wa-
ter reoxidizes It and prevents it from
having a flat taste.
lieware of well and spring water
that has not been analyzed.
MIXLNG MIXTURES.
Always when mixing a milk mixture
with another the mixture should be
poured over the milk. This prevents
curdling. For instance, in mixing to-
mato and milk, add the tomato to the
milk. In Mixing meat stock with
cream sauce, pour the meat stock into I
the other. Add also a small pinch of
soda.
131JTTER IN HOT W916-THER.
If no ice is to be had a little butter
can be kept Cool through a hot day by
. putting it in a bowl, then setting the
bowl into .a large dish containing as
much salt and water as will come to
within halt an Inch of the top of the
butter bowl. Cover lightly, and put in
a cool place.
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Ho,'�Iri,-MADN CL'9ANtillt.
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Here Is an eas*L1y made, cheap wall
paper cleaner that will not oumble or
srundge.. 0110 Cup of flour, one-half
oup,of cold water, two tablespoonfuls
vinegar, one tablespoonful salt, one
tablespoonful kerosene. Cook In a
shallow pan until it forces a bull, stirr.
ing Constantly. This Is daptelally good
. for paper in rooms where the -wallet
are blackened somewhat from the fur-
nAcs, all winter. Mix the Ingredients
11 In the -order named.
Cortg SYRlIP INSTEAD OF SUGAM
,This 1julAtitution IS Tory easy to
lllislifillillillilliillillitillilHillilit
Not So Important to Know That Animal is Pure -$red,
As it is to Know That $train in the Herd
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CASH VALUV OF & PEDIGREE
than an animal who Is Arlang IndiVId-
U1111y but part, or all, of tits aneestors.
(r,xperlmental rarmsk Note.)
are wealt.
All animals have a pedigree of some
This Is whera_the real Value Of a
sort. whether pure-bred orscrub. Only
pedigree Is recognized. It is not so
the pure-bred animals have their pedi-
important to "oNy simply that an ani -
mat is pure-bred as it is to know that
gree registered aud have pedigree cer-
the strain In the herd is of the very
tificatea Issued. A pedigree Is, valuable
best. --W. 'X. Hicks, utiperinteadellE,
only when It Proves some fact that I
Agrassiz, B.C,
Is worth while about art animal, either
favorably or otherwise. We frequent-
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TIP B,URN OF POTATO,r,,B
17 hear comments of some such na-
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�xperimental Farms Notet)
A trouble which is widely distributed
tute as do not care about tile pa-
Pers, it Is the cow- I want.11 Speaking
and vt�) Prevalent in some seasous,
and t� which the name 11TIp Burn" has
broadly that way be good business
been given, .s to be found amoug our
for a butcher, but the real stock breed-
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potato crops. This trouble takes the
er Is Paying more attention to P041-
form ,of a gradual burning and drying -
gree than ever before and we aften
up ot tile 1�,aves of tue plants, often
hear him say "that is a beautiful An-
eommoucIng at a comparatively early
dividum but I do not like her breed-
stage In their growth and, In many
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,ases6 it allowed to go on unchecked,
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The Man Who attaches the most
slowly but surely involvin g the whole
value to a pedigree is the one who
,of the plants so that they lie down a
knows ther most about Its true value.
considerable time bcfora the tubers are
The pedigree student may learn of a
Tulky developed,
cow that has haA. a brilliant show-
The .qpipearanee of this trouble In the
ring career. She may be particularly
fi Is is often mistaken by growers
Pleasing to the eye in type, forlu and
fos late bligA There is, however, a
conformation Ile studies her pedi-
marked distinction between the two,
gree and finds that she has sprung
for late blight may commence by at -
from ancestors that were of little
tacking any part of ths, plants—leaves
'Value and immediately decides to let
And stems Ailke---4tas a dark, water -
her alone, regarding her as a freak.
soaked a,ppearance, and, in. its, early
On the other hand he may find a cow
stages, Is damp to the touch, while Tip
that Is not a particularly , fine Indivi-
burn invarlawy commences at the niar-
dual In type but he studies Iter pedi-
gla or'tips of the leaves and ,has a
gree and finds that she has for an-
decidedly dry appearance and touch
cestors some of the very best ani-
with the exception or after rain, - It
mals of the breed. Ile decides to buy
also appears much earlier In the sea -
the. cow doing do on what lie kndws
son than late blight has over been re -
about her ancestors, He has made use
oo,ded, and does no. cause the death
of the Dlants so rapidly. Nor has it
of the pedigree to select a cow that lie
has not, as so many are Inclined to
ever proven so deSEructive as fate -
*though 1b,jen
state, paid a 4ig figure for papers.
blight, : evidence has ob,
tAned that In seasons willen It 15 se-
Pedigree does not make value, It
decides value by establishing the his-
vere ...id ,where no effort is made to
tory of aii,�estry. The e,)w backed
check lt.� a considerable reduction in,
the yield of marketaole tubers, dud to
by several generations of good pro-
the prematuredeath of the plants from
ducers is uiu�h more liable to- be the
this Cause, may result. .
dam of producers than the cow whose
Investigators of this trouble are not
dam only, of all ancestors is a pro-
yet in agreement as To the cause. The
ducer. This does not of course always
observations of some have led to the
, hold true. Just as we ftequently find
b--Ilef that a period of hot, dry we& -
a, good Individual, with & poor line
of ancestors so do we flud poor In-
ther during the growing season causes
th; leaves to throw off moisture more
dividuals with strong ancestors. Like
rapidly than It can us furnished by
0 a general rule, prioduces, like, but
the law of variation Is also felt. The
the plant, the result being the appear -
ance of tip burn. This belief scems,
pedigree student studies these* laws
hcever to be disputed by the fact that
and draws his conclusion.
the trouble is not found in the hot
When a cow Is purchased fbr a
regions L,f the Western States, whert
breeding herd two things are kept In
the temperature often becomes exces-
mind, first the value of the cow for
sive .,nd the air Is especially dry.
what milk she will produce and sec-
M'ore recent investigations lead to'
ondly, the etfect she win have upon
the belief t.,hal this burning of the
the future lot the herd. A good judge
leives probably follows the depreda-
of dairy cattle can e.,?tImate closely
t1onF of the insect known as the potato
her value as a milk producer but her
leaf hopper, These investigations are
worth as a herd improver must be
no, yet complete, but enough evidence
determined chiefly by pedigree.
has been produced to serve as a warn -
Individual merit Is very Important
ing to potato growers to keep these In;,
and should not be overlooked, yet It
sect pests thoroughly under control ill
must not be the main deciding point.
all endeavor to avoid tip burn.
We ]lave found In our experimental
History s-biows as some excellent indt-
viduals who have apparently cprung
work with potatoes that Bordeaux mix -
from Inferior stock and later have he,
ture will to a large extent control this
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come . wonderful foundation cows.
trouble. In 1918, when was ex -
tremely prevalent, Bordeaux mixture
Such animals are valuabrb If proper-
ly developed'* but r>wner mubt have
was not applieu. These plots suffered
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skill and piptlence to handlo a priob-
from a severe attackL of tip burn and
the plants were all killed down by t.he
lem of this kind as often, after a few
second week in August, while other.
generations, there may be a reversion
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Plots on the same land, and to which.
back to the old ancestral type.
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f r the control of late blight, Bordeaux
Some herds have been built almost
mixture was regularly and thoroughly
to perfection -%Ith the exception that
applied, suffered to. a very slight ex -
possibly a single defect may be noticed
tent only, the jp1slits remaining green
thr4ough the entire, herd. The owner
until frost came. Bordeaux mixture
is a true stock breeder and wishes to
acts a, a repellent to the leaf hopper,
have as perfect a herd as- possible.
a,s well as a protection to the plants:
e a new sire and
many other cases in addition to that
correct this fault. He selects an aull
referred to have come to our atten-
mal not only strong Itseit where the
tion b4aring evidence that regular and
defect Is shown In the herd, but the
thorough spraying with this mixture
breeder finds that, the animal is from
- ill reduce to a minimum the ravages
families perfect In this respdct. This
of tip burn.—Geo. Partridge, Asst.
sire is core certain to correct the fault
Plant Pathologist.
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gether to make the Tug the size rd- ,
quired. PAINTED TIRES
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When the sewing -machine revile
sticks in sewing heavy Cotton go,ds,
rub the line of stitching to be dono
make. Simply -measure corn syrup In- with a bit of rather dry soap.
stead of sugar in any good recipe for INIUSLUX SAUSAGE' CASINGS. -
take that you are accustomod to make. For those who do not use tha liat- I
While sugar is so dear one may use a Ural casings for .sausage to ke.!,) far
very little baking soda with acid fruits, a short time, it is a good plan to try
when canning or cooking them, They us
.ilig muslin bags and after they are
will take much less sugar, and many stuffed to paint the bags with paraffin.
like the result quite as well. I It you do not use the sausage every
AN* IMPROVED PRUNE. - day, dip tile end in hot paraffin each
We are promised a change in the de- time you use it.
spised prune, according to Popular Me-
chanics 'Magazine. A horticulturist Iijucalyptus oil will remove grea.4e
has been working to replace the big. stains from, -any- kind of material.
hard stone to which we are accustomed Apply with P. clean piece of flannel,
by a tender, unprotected seed. Those and rub gently until the status dIs-
produced so far have the appearance appear.
and flavor of an almond kernel, mak-
Ing the whole fruit deliciously edible. When washing cut glass add tur-
pentine to the water in the proportion
TAKF, GREASO FROM SOUP. of one tablespoonful to t'06 quarts of
If soup muft be served as soon as.It J water. This will insure a brilliant
I$ made, and there Is no time to 16t tile I polish.
grease harden, a piece of Ice may be I
Put In and then taken out-, then re- To remove rust from steel fire -
move the grease that has hardened on irons, first rub them with a piece rf
It, put it In again, and repeat until the fianliel saturated wIth aninionta.
grease has all hardened rm the piece Of Then dry witli powdered bathbrick
fee. and pollsh with a dry Cloth.
USING DRY CHEESE. ----------- 0-0__
Dry cheese makes delicious cream RF -VENOM AT LAST.
cheese by grating - one-half pound of P, C. Youngan: "Mr. Williams, I
dry cheese and blending thoroughly love your daughter, an' would moat
with one teaspoon mustard, one tablle- respectfully ask you for her hand in
spoon butter and one-half cup sweet marriage."
cream. 1�ir. Williams: 14.200 ab! you snake'
.Kerosene will remove finger marks, one year ago to -day, you arrested m;
from white paint? for drunkenness, an' truncheoned me
X*;ITTVD BAG RUG. all the way to tbe Police station. Now
- I I have 1115, opportunity to got even,
A 61mble and economical Way to you call have bet!
make rag rugs to to knit them. The Wigwag—Nly wife makes as much
Istripm should be about an Inch Wide.. fuss over toy Mother-in-law As she
A pretty Pattern In a checkerboard does over me. I fell peekke—What are
design, which can he worked out by you kicking abOut? AAY Inarried Man
casting 22 stitches onto large needleq ought to consider himself mighty
and knittin.- It tows, thus 60111PIet- lucky to be treated like Ono of the
Ing 6no square, The next square tiLmily.
should be of a contrasting netitral-I Wlxg—glaneg hasn't much use for
color. Mako the strip tbA desired grass W14ows. bas he? 1%Vagg -- V'-).
lengtb and sow Several strIpS to- lie act% Ift a human lawn mower.
LOOK BETTER AND
LAST MUCH LENGER
Painting the tires with a coating of
liquid rubber to which whitening has
been added, not only gives the show
an attractive appearance, but it also
helps to preserve them, especially 14
the hot summer time. Them are a
number of tire -painting compounde
on the market, and they are intendeq
to fill In small cuts and scratches as
well as to add to the appearance at
tile shoes. In seallng over cuts and
bruises the preparations further- ten&
to keep moisture from worlOng Itself
Into the fabric�
For the benefit of the motorist who
likes to do his own tinkering Insofar
as possible, It might be added that
a satisfactory compound for costing
both tile inside and the outside of the
shoes can be 'made by stirring five
pounds of 'whitening Into a quart of
gasoline, and after a thorough ralving
has been effected, adding a quart of
rubber oment. The cold patell Ce-
ment sold by nearly every tire COm-
Pony will (to. This latter Is the rub-
b4r part of the mixture. Once thor-
oughly mixed, the compound is ap-
d like any other
paint, and due to the elasticity, the
paint will not crack after it Is nP-
Piled to the shoe. -
THF_4'rZT;7.
Sybil: "Did you tell him the truth
how old you
,
were?"
C
Sophia. "Oh. yos!"
,,what did you say?"
"'That It was none Of hit business!"
..* * 4, 11 ,,,, -1 I �
ONLY WISITED lip. COULD.
Itorticultural Vorace: You say berc.,
in this articlo, of Your.q. that v6u ho ve
o,ultivatod hot-hOUAA 1111&d bushom that
have attedned the height of over fifty
feet."
Literary T.m1lo: "Yom, whvill
'11ortioultursd Itorote (Muftl�xly).* "NO.
thinm only I wish I could 111ae thtw,
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WOrtLDIS SMALLEST NPIMSPAPER
The smallest newspaper in the world �
is now being printed In New York. Its
pages are only about five Inches wide
and six Inches long, but they Contain
short news items that are easily and
quickly read. Another . odd news-*
paper published in this same city is
,
called The Deaf Alutes' Journal, oil
of Its editors and general staff being
-members of a deaf slid dumb ,school.
However, The Deaf Mutes' Journal is
a real newspaper In size and ,contains
four pages of interesting reading.
Some. yearsago a Russian editor start-
ed a post -card slie newspaper, the
print of which was so small'that he
furnished a magnifying glass to each
of his regular subscribers, Somehow
the idea didn't take, as he only print'
ed a few numbers before finding out
that the people didn't appreciate the,
Idea, even though the magnifying
glass was furnished free. ,
GOOD OCCUPATIO.X$, . *
As queer a trade or profession as
any 18 that of "toothstainer," whicil
flourishes In parts of Asia, where the
natives regard black teeth as arcrown-
Ing beauty. The tooth -stainer, equip- � ,
ped with little brushes and boxes of
coloring matter, calls on his custom-
ers at regular Intervals. In general, ther .
operation Is not unlike that of blacit-
Ing a shoo, and a high polish Is given
to the blackened teeth. The pigment
used is quite harmless. In Arabia the
Profession of "gossiper" is very anel- .
Cut and has many fdIlowers, The "gos-
siper" collects all -the news, Jokes and
-gossip he can get hold, of, and -then
goes from house to house retailinghis
wares, The expense of a full n,ews-
and Joit� service is not .great to the
subscribbr, but nevertheless some of
tb�e more popular gossipers maltevory
good incomes. I I
I
Westminster Abbev, to restore
wbieli funds are now being appealed,
for, has been put to many strange I
use% during the thousand. years or so
of Its. existence. In Cromwell's time it
was turned into, a barracks. In Pre- L
reformation days it Was utilized as a, .L
parliament house, andL a brewery and
a bakery were established by the
nionks for their convenience within
the sacred precincts. in the early 1-1,1
years ofthelast century it ecoupled
In popular estimation the Place now N
talcen by lvladame Tussaud's, a visit
to the "Abbey Waxworks," as the col- .
lection of effigies of famous people I
there kept was called, being one of
the treats invariably reserved for .
country cousins and children on their
holidays. Here, too, William Caxton I
set up the first printing -press that
M
ever Was in England. And because;t I
was his custom to discuss all matters
connected with the undertaking at a I
meeting In the Abbey Chapel with the�
Father Superior in the chair, any or-
ganized
g gathering of workers In a
prfliting establishment to -day is a
"Chapel,' 'arid the chosen chairman is .. L
.
a "father." . '
ENGLISH RED TAPE
The following story, sent by a read-
er to "The London Daily News," Con- ' I
talus as beautiful an example of red_ - ;
tape as was ever recorded in the hls� ,
tory of this most productive of gov- .
ernmental industries, The earres- .
-pondent writes.' L, . I . .. .
"A friend of mine, until recently .." .
holding rank of captain, prior to de�
, I
mobilization, returned his stores with . I
an inventory of the same, One sur-
prising item' was a, skein of %owing
silk, which my friend conjectures was . , L
Indented for by a flapper as,aistant,
and which Nm"labeled 5D yards, and I
W urned with many
thousands of pounds' ..,worth of other .
material. My friend is an honest and
modest man, and would have felt am-
ply rewarded had tb a War Office sim- L
ply thanked him and lit effect patted
him on the back for his conscientious . L
work, which covers some ten years' . L
service. Instead lie received 16 dis- L
crepq,ney note pointing out that
whereas he had rendered a statement 1��L ,
returning 50 yards of sewing silk the II_W11kq
War Office had only receiveil ,tT
yards." ' .
HOW SAINTS GOT THEIR 14ALOS I
Saints have halos because a country
boy made a curious mistake same hnn-
dreds of years ago when he hmt began
to Paint holy Dicturei,c, according, to, a
writer In The Youth't4 donipanion,
ain 0-om, dls-
Coloring the statues of .mints that I
stood just tinder the eaves of chli-Tches
the church authorities used to. place
wooden discs over them. - . I
Giotto when a boy assumed that tho .
discs were an essential part of the
sacred ftgures� At first lie paInted, I WV
above the head of each saint a dIse I
that looked like the bottom of u tub;
later hd made It a mere Circle, dark
at first, but more and more'luminous,
in successive pictures, until it bftnme
the,, circle of light that painters ever
utnee have used as the symbol of san-
tification. I -
CHEAP ELECTRICAL HEAT
A Swedish inventor has devised a
ipost unique system of electriesd heat -
Ing for houses of from four to ten
rooms and which is eepecially Intend- .
ed for localities where electric cur-
rent is inexpensive.
The system consists of two tanks, a k.
motor driven rotary Pump and the
necossary radiators and Piping. One I
of the tanks Is placed in the attic of
the house and Is thermally, Insulated.
In It are placipil the heating units, �
which, normally, are only operattil at
night when the rates for electric cur,
rent are low. In the morning the I
heating 'units are. disconnectlid from
the supply circuit and the motor-driv.
on punip started. The water .1lowft
down the, piping and through the rad.
lators by the force Of gravity and L
Is collected In 9L receiving tauk In the ..
basenitint, front where is is punip(4 It
antl returned to the tank In the Rttlic.
It Is claimed that the cost of heat.
Ing a house by this system Is about
12 cents per room, with It current ratei
of :I cent, ver kw, hoitr. .