The Clinton News-Record, 1901-10-10, Page 6•
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EITEDIATIO PO&
VS= Irt AN IMPURE CON.
DITION. OP THE BLOOD.
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Negleeted, They Will Grow WorSO
and Serie11,0 Trottble Will roam
low—louruziatipm Oan be Per-
Pasatently Cured.
VrOM tile Telegraph, Quebec.
IthetUnatieM is one of the Most
COMliani anti at the same tinie one of
the Most painful affeetiOna frenn.
whiCh. hatmailitY suffer. It affeets the
joints and =solo, and ie character-
ized, Ma in its Slow'eat fornt, bY
dull constant pain, While it remains
in the joints and ninnies, it is suf-
ficiently Painful and distressing, but
as it is liable to attack the vital or-
gans, sUch as the heart, the disease
becomes a EfOUrce of (Imager, and in
many ifistances it has proved fatal.
Dr. Williams! Pink Pink, ,possess
qualities fin' the eure of this disease
Which.. are unermalled by any other
medicine, Mr. Cyrus Lomond, a well
known resident of Stadacoim, Que.,
bears testimony to the wonderful
ettrative powers of these pills. To a
rencirter of the Telegraph, he gave
:the following story: -"Until some
three years ago I always en-
joyed the best of health, but Octet
that time I was attacked with what,
proired from the outset to bo a se-
vere case of rheumatism, from which
eurfered great torture. I tried' a,
n'utaber of the supposed cures for this
disease, hut none of them• benefited
Mei I seemed to be constantly grow-
ing worse so called in a physician,
but as hiPs treatment did not give
me relief, I sought the assistance of
two other doctors, but they also
failed to help me, My appetite left,
me; my strength gradually ebbed
avirdY; oue of my legs was drawn out
of shape, and I was never free frOul
paha. I was in despair of ever being
well again, when one day a relative
brought me a, box cif Dr. Williams'
Intik Fills and urged me to take
them. seemed to have such great
confidence in the -pills that I deter-
mined to follow his advice. To -day I
ant happy that. 1 did so, for with the
use of less than a (kazoo boxes of
these pills the pain Mita which suf-
/erect so much is all gone, and 1 feel
stronger and healthier than I did be-
fore This 'owe to r Williams!
Pink Pills, and I would strongly
orge similar sufferers to give them a
trial," a
Experience has proved Dr: Wil-
liams' l'ihk Pills to re without an
equal as a blood builder and nerve
restorer, it is this power of acting
directly on the blood, and nerves that
enables these pills to Mire such dis-
eases as rhoomatism, sciatica, neu-
ralgia, locomotor ataxia., paralysis,
ond all the ordinary diseases of the
blood and nerves. These pills are
sold by all dealers ih medicine, or
can be had by Mail, postpaid, att 50e
a box, or six boxes for $.2.50, bY
addressing the Dr. Williams .Medicine
Co., Brockville, Oxit.
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.FTELDS GET• TIRED. .
Growing the Same Sort of 'Cereal
Pear After 'Year.
. .
YOu proba.bly walked -through a
wheatfield en last • yeties holidays.
Gb throtigh. the manic) fielci this. Year,
. and y.ou find,lt •haa peen. grora•
ing. harley, oats or.' perhapa ..clover.
Why is this .? • .• • •• •
It is becaUse nettle get• tired of
growing the seine sort of cereal year
after, year. 'Plant 'it field with wheat
one year, and it :takes to the. buai-
ness with enthusiasm, but put wheat
there again the following year,. and
it takes no interest -at all in grow-
ing it. But, if •you substitute bar-
ley.. oats, .alover, .or. turnips, .it
kouckles, down to the Work readily,
and turns out a decent crop. • .
A field can't stand Saanehess. Thus
it ia that farmers never. plant • • the
same crop in tlia'sa.me 'fields in con-
secutive years,. preferring to. put each
field through the whole •Course • Of
cereal growing, before repeating :toy
particular gra:is:TA-a • .. •
If there is one crop which sickens a
Beld. sooner -than any other it ' is
Clover. Fields shimly hate clover,
and, after a year of it, they get
whatis coiled "clover Sick," a dis-
ease which Upsets them for .Practical
work for a' long •time. Fields.'which
are suffering severely from the emit -
plaint exe sometimes given a reit
for a season.. Thus , it is that.:
often Walk :over. 'an... uncultivated
'field during the summer, avhichals
probably "clover sick," and ordered
complete rest. . •
At most farina, eaeh field is knowit
by some name. A. newly -married
farmer's wife suffered great qualms
Oa hearing her husband frequently
speak of going 'over to' see how
"Ella Moor" was getting on. She
said nothing about it for some
time, till one day .slie said she would
like to go with him to see. the nrys-•
terious persbn, The .farnier, with an
inward wiAk, said hp woeld,be pleas-
ed to takb her, and her surprise was
groat -when he pointed over a gate,
and introduced her to b. turnip field,
which had been' knoivn, hy that name
for generatfons.
PRIALITIVE FISH/NG.
Hew Fish ..A.re .Catight By The Na-
tives a The Congo.
Primitive methods of icatching ,fish
are in. vogue among the natives of -
the Congo,. Sometimes they poison
the water and occasionally fish with
a hook and line, but their lavorito
instrurriehts of destruction are fun -
awls, shaped somewhat like ordinary
eel pots, from which no fish, having
once entered, can escape.
tanall •funnel of this kind is call-
ed a "nsoso" and ia made of thin
steles of palm. A fish can easily en-
ter, but as' soon. as he trier; to get
out be finds. the exit 'barred by the
ends of the strips; whfeli come to-
gether just inside. the broad en-
trance. When the °water is rising
and falling fish can easily'. be caught,
in this; way,
Larger anti longel• funnels, known
as "nswaX. etre also used. They aro
made of broad stripa of palm or of
branches of other trees. aud aro
found very effective in rapidly flow-
ing rivers. First, the river la dam-
med, and then a number of ope,nings
are Inade la it, behind which. the
"nsWea" are placed. Through the
force of the eurrent the fish are drill -
en into the openings, and once there
they cannot get out.
Some a the fish caught in thcae
funnels are of enormous site, fro.
quently, indeed, so large that two
• beSre find it no easy task to earry
one of them home.
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'7 NA.TLIIIAL _LUCK, \
4.44it
'Whew i .1 ed the hare, I never
earpeeted to get, away front thoso
dogs. X tell you, I'm lucky.
Of course you ure, .repiled the fOX,
and it'e all dtul to those rablait's
feet you carry around with you,
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PROM SOIL WO SOCIETY,
Afarteadulte-116W do you feel about
this Intleit-diSeuseed luau -with -the -
Me/
Courtney -Oh I lIess all right. In
three genceations he Will be the Matt
° With -the -tallyho,
ILL. -TIMED PLEASANTNESS.
Cheerfulness is richea.
Oh, 110 ; if you can't pay a bill,
beteg eheerful about it only makee
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Maida's
if* Secretes....
Oy tits Acither of
"A CIIPSY'S Raughtsr,”
"Another Defeo Wife."
A Heart's ISItteroesel"
lite., rite.
SYNOPSIS QV PRECEDING
CHAPTERS. -Maida Cerringford the
Illegitimate child of Sir Richard
Tifartleigh, meets her half-sister Con-
stance on e, stage -coach in America.
The sten. is attacked and Constance
is wounded, • Maida leaves her for
dead and goes to impersonate her in
Plugland, Caryl lVilton, who knew
Vaida as a famous actress, meets her
et some =tither theatricals• in her
new home and _visite the portrait
Gallery at Hartleigh ITe is
Passionately fond of her and to be
often. in her presence asks leave to
Paint her portrait. Guy, a nephew
of Sir Richard, to avoid seeing Wil -
ton's admiration for, the girl 110
thinks he lovea, rides ciff and calls on
his old nurse. He ineets Mildred
Thorpe. Lady Gladys a riyal for
Guy's affections takes .steps to tut -
novel' Mai(18,*11 past.
CHAPTER XXII, •
Time, that flew with fleet wings for
the petted heiress of the Han, drag-
ged with leadeu heelef or the lonelY
girl at the little dottage Loug-
ham, There were no picnics, no din-
ner pertioa for hoe. Day- after day
were nway, each like' its fellow, and
whereas but a few days ago the days
had ell.been joyous to beta 1-M7'1107'
were dull;
Eight days •lutd passed 'since Guy
bed sat lo the easy, chiutz-lined
chair -eight long daya; and in the
iifter000n of the eighth, Mildred came
ih at. the gate, and slowly . walked
along •the hall, lute which: she •usecl
to i•un eight days age..
She had been to the church to
practice, and she hed played and
sung tie music and thh hymn which
she had played told sung that after-
noon When Guy had fallen asleep in
the church.
• A, perfect picture she made as 'she
mused, beside the autumn roses. A.
very &mei' Moongdowers she looked,
the fairest of them all. The :girl
turned away 'from the rose -tree and
was entering the cottage, but at that
Moment theracame the sound of hor-
se's hoofs on the farairet of the mane,.
and, tanning, she saw Stalwart fig:-
ure, riding a gniat, powerfUl horse,
comiag towatal the cottage. .,.
Was he going to stop,. or would,he
merely bow and ride on? • She knew,:
in that mommit: of iatenSe
what it was that had filled 'her Min-
notonous life, with a avague• sense' of
giadness-of .sweet, mehincliely
oure-of infinite, dream-like longings.
She 'had been ipoking for, the' second
viait b4i this sqUire with -the
crisp;',..golden hair, and -the frenk,
hdyish
'Would. he Add past?... ••• • •
Sucideoly, as she naked heaself the
qUestioa-, Guy caUght sight Of .her:
A pleased light, shone hi his blue
eYes, Mid he Sent Hotspur forward
with Spring,- acattering the gravel
in All direction.
."Goodairternocin, .good...afternoon,''
he cried, 'droving froth hiS .horee,
and atanding bard -..headed hefore her.
"What a laeautiful afternoon!" ,
She ratirlitured soniething, and Gay,'
who was•Waiting to see her put out
her hand. at last put out his. • With
a little twitch of the siaulet Blip, she
put her little •handainto his great
brown .cine, • and felt •a. ruri
through her,. as his.' strong fingers
closed,••oyer her soft' 0008, end. 'he
held them. prisoners. • • •
- "You see."' ha said, stilla.liolding
her' hand, haVe kept niy Wore,
and very sooa .put yours to. the test.
Will youagive nie.a cup Of tea?, .A.11,
herela the dame. Well; dame?"
"What, Maater Guy!" •was:the glad
exclamation.- ' it you?. Oh;
bring him in.": "
"Horte and all?" laughed Mildred,
ber• soft . ••eyes beaming,. her cheeks
blushing like roses,
."Oh, that great, •ugly Hotspur,"
said• the • dame, "Tie hina to the
gate." • •
"Where be call kick ell the pesSers-
by," said .Guy, "No, he shall go in.
the paddock; it Will not he the Jirst
time," and he led the horse away.
When' he came; back Mildred had
„, "Where's:Miss Thorpe?" he asked:
; "Only gene to her. room,' Poor
child!" • ,
'• "What's the matter? Why is ;she
'pooe asked Guy, smiling.
"Why, don't ypu see hoW pale she
he?" said the dame, ':got at all
like herself, she havOn'theen fOr thia
-011, this week past." • .
"Pale!" said • Guy; incredulously,
and looked significantly as the
door epened and • Mildred Mitered, n
beautiful color on her sWeet face, her
eyes shining, her lips eloquently ourv-
ed 'ia a. smile of serene happiness,
The dame stared. : Half an •hour
ago the girl had been sitting in• the
arnachair, loOking• -like' as if she
wete going. into.0, deeliae," the dame
had said and now: .
"Heart alive.!" exclaimed the dame
gazing at her admiringly. "What a
girl it is! Why and where have yOu
gotten those roses in your cheeks?"
Mildred started, and looked shylY
from one to the otter, Mid the roaes
grew to peoniea.
"Come, dame. don't be personal,"
said (luy, bauteringly. "You'll be
complimenting me directly on my al-
tered appearance," •
"Ala and 80. will," said the
dame. "Why, bless the boy! if he
isn't red now. Have you been doing
anything avrong, you two? You look
as If you were waiting. for a whip-
ping, that yeti do."
• CHAPTIC11.
There Wits a airolound 141ICIle0 for
00100 moments after the dame's re-.
mark, and two beautiful 11011014 set-
i.led on the elf(101(11 of 'Mildred, While
'Guy atiered his tea as if he meant
to watch a hole in 'his cup. Then
the dame, all unconscious of the con-
fusion she had occasioned, began to
chatter and ask. questions,' and Guy
Was •conmelled, as usual, to giVe an
exact account of the health of the
folks at the Hall, and of every little
eveht which had happened there since
his last visit to the cottage.
"And the old cat'S dead, and that's
all. Quite enough too, dame. MISS
Thorpe is bored to death, Let us
talk of something else."
"Very well, my dear," laughed the
dame; "I'm going to clear the things
awaY; you and Allan Alildred •can then
talk about what you like." .
"Let me help you; dame," said the
girl; rising, but, the dense pushed her
gently into. her cliair again.
"Sit atill, my dear; hell be . off
like a shot if licas left alone. Keep
hint till I come back."
With a little laugh and a. heighten-
ed ColOr, Mildred. arose, and taking
Up her work, went and sat beside the
open door, but she did not offer to
talk. Guy leaned back and 'watched
her, .his head resting on his hand, hie
thoughts roaming here and there
ttintlessly, a feeling of repese. very
novel and grateful, stealing. over
' "Not tired Of yoUr eeelusion yet,
Mise Mildred, lie naked.
"Not, in the very least. I tun
quite content "
"Quito couteliti" ITO nodded tnyl
Sighed, "That's a great thing 'to
Pny, But you look it; you look
fielle Nippy."
"1 ton verV 1184/111rs" 4410 assented
in it low voice
4' VO4 .S.,?i$2 J.9.034
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thoughtfullYi uncouselously gazing at
her sweet face, with its soft. repose-
ful lips and downcast eyes. "You
look as if the world. with all its fal-
sities and disappeintments, were a
aealpd book to you; as if life had
been one Untroubled day, neither too
bright nor too cloudy, but---"
no paused suddenly, for at his
words the color left her cheeka, and
the raised her eyia with a trOubled
look.
"Oh, you are wrong. quite wrong,"
she said, in a startled veice. "1.41e
has been very halal and sad, for me
till now: perhaps that is why I am
so content Not too ,bright -ah, no,
it lois net been too bright -but
clouded."
"You will forgive me," be said
"but sometimes, when I am thinking
of you" -she colored faintly end low -
erect her head at those words --"I
have an idea that you have travelled
a great deal."
'She looked pp with a hesitating
glauce, and 'then went on with her
work.
"Yes," she said reluttantlY,
have travelled 0. ,great deal."
"1 thought so, ' be gently respond-
ed.
"Why?";
"1.• searcely know. For one thing,
because." sometimes fancied I de-
tected a little foreign aecent in your
voice -something American." • •
Once again tele glanced at him with
the half -troubled, half fearful look,
er regret, she let her lingers t Itch
the keys, to gain time and cow s-
ore.
When she looked around alterWer
Guy was gone. and a Minute let
she heard the Sound of his hor e
tearing up the lane, Then the in it;
ettddenly ceased, arid her face nt'
down and 'was Itiddeu in her han s.
Guy rode like a, man lieeing•erom
some terrible temptation, bu the
look in those soft, melting"' brown
eyes Went tvith and haunted him.
That touch of her wit101 hand on his
cheek -wily had. •ir, sent the blood
surging through 11110 and made his
heart beat se,,, wildly? Could it he
possible that he loved her? He had
only seen her twice or thrice -knew
nothing of her except that she was
loth to mention the put. And Cm-
stancel-what was to be done about
ber? lt Wtos true that she showed
no algae of accepting hint if he pro-•
posed to her; but still, he had proxn-
ised, and the promise was Sacred to
Guy.
And that thought took him to the
one of love. Did he love Constance,
or had the sweet-faced, girl at the
cottage won his heart? Why, else,
had km Peen on the point of telling
her so at that moMent when he held
her holId imprisoned in his? Well,
then, be did love ber. But what
right hed he to evea think of her if
he was pledged to another. He
groaned a.nd dug the sputh into Het -
spur's sides till that noble beast
reared and plunged forward in a, mad
gallop.
As for Mildred, she could not leap
into the saddle and ride away her
perplexity and embarrasSment, but
she caught. up a white shawl and said
she would go out for a walk. lt
rnatter little to her which way she
took, and it was not until she had
gone some distance .that- she realized
that she had turned toward Hart-
leigh village.
To be Contimted.
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as if wondering if he seapected any- •
MONKEY' STORIES. .
thing she would not have him. know.
0I have been in America " she
slowly said. •
thought so," said Guy. frankly,
"TTow straege! 'You keow, of
course, .that I have not long returned
from there?"
• "Yes, I know," She assented.
"It would he singular if I had met
you there," he said, as if coininuna
ing with himself. "Were you ever in
San Francisco?"'
A shade of 'white passect„ over her
face, alid she 'looked at Min with a
strangely seardhing 'evince: Her ilia
gers- paused in their task, .and she
answered him in a low tone:
• "Yes; I have been in San Francis-
co." , •
:"Whon?" dexnanded Guy, eagerly.
she -hesitated, and theilareluctantly
answei•ecia • , , "
, "In, July,"
. "Julyt" , he repeatefl after. her,
with a tone of Pleased surprise: "why
I was there in July. Do you know,
the first thee saw • you I -had an
idea that I hah seen you before. I
fancied at first you Were like' iny
consin Constance. Is it, possible that
we could littire met in San Francia-
co?
"No, nu," she answered, '
"I don't think we had ever met be-
fore the other day,' and it must be
that I a,m like some 'one you have
s:-.611.; though," she 'added, with a
smile, "I do not think it can be Miss
Iinrtleigh, because thek any she ie So
beautiful." • •
No mere, answered GuY, hastily
and with sonic 'vehemence, and then
colbred. and went on, .blunderingly,
"'hors is a difterent style of beauty
from yours.a' ' • •
She stepped hint 1' with a. merry
laugh. • •
"Iran unused to finch coati:diluents"
she said; "to 'atm, ' indeed, se I do
riot know what' to say.• .01 course I
am very much obliged; Mr. Haat-
leigh," and she latighed again in a
manner whiCh indicated that she did
not set, much store by what he had
said.
•"That's right," he said,.cheerftilly.
"I wanted tei hear 'you laugh. And
if you'are so 'much obliged yoo can
allow it by singing something fox me,
will you?,"
"I'don't think y6tt deserve it,..! she
said, still smiling. • -•
She arose, nevertheless, imel went
to the piano.
• Guy leaned . 'his hea,d against ,the-
domapost' and '.-wittched' her, as her
white, slender rowers glided over tho
keys, and dm exquisite; . voice -rOso
softly Into song. • ,
• "She is. not only • beaut•iful," he
thought; . "'silo is levely-lovably
beautiful. What a hard world it js.
But what can I do for her? l)Ipth-
ing. • She' ishappy and coutent, 'she
says. • Ahl". and he aighed, , "if 'she
were only 'atiffering from some wrong,
and wanted Someone to right her -to
defend and protect her, there would
be• seine 'comfort in that -foo Ire, I
could do something. then. But to be
her friend. only till :mine one with- a
better title .conies to take her away
-shies very beautiful, and 801110 0116
is Sure te come sooner or latex. Son
etiratea'xiia-dr-aeonfoUnd him! who-
ever he may be." .
1To broke off; and. too disturbed by
tile idea. of a pOssible lover an. lila;
:Thorpe, he 'arose and went to.the-
piano.. She wzis piayitig softly, ,
sort of running accompaniment to
her. thought:4 it seemed ta hial, and
did not hear him ,approach.
Guy Stood loOklug at her, his hand
so nee? her that it almost touched
liei• arm, a, strange. •wiStful, troubled
feeling possessing :He Was to
tclarCY:-if Ito kept hia premise -to
marry Constance: Alai he had beim
willing to marry Constanee-had giv-
en her Ilia love; but. she had coldly
thi•ust it aside, Her coldnese had
made Mtn miserable,- the air of mys-
tery and reserve had chilled. him and
saddened him; and now, at tho eriti-
cat moment, he meeta this beautiful
meattire, a faint shadow of Con-
stance, with all the tenderness and
meek niaidenlinoss. which te him Con-
stancelacked. • •
Wes lie fickle? • Ile could scarcely
aceuse himself of that. For one.
thing, he was tutt in lore with this
sweet young •criaature yet. ITe liked
her, u. feierelly Way, and she ex-
erted a soothing, quieting influence
over him, but he was. quite Sure that
he did mit, love her, He thouget of
Conetance as' he looked at her, and
he Sighed,
She had not known he was so neer,
and, looking around With a
start, was in thee to 8K. the trottbi-
ed, perplexed look in his handsome
face. Her' voice faltered, and her
fingers strayed on the keys.
"I tun tiring you," she said, and
hoe handa dropped into het' lap.
"Don't talk like that," he Bald. "I
knee; of no one who can compere
with you--"
Ile fitopped in confuilon and she
looked up at him with a frightened
flush. .Then She bent her head timid-
ly and looked down. • As she did sa
her brooch -a little silver. bird -fell
from her throat to the floor, She
bent, and put out her hand to recov-
er it, and in, doing' 80 tottehed
face, 08 lie stooped also, The blood
flew to both their faces as she dreW
her hand back; but when be looked
up her face Was pale.
Ite looked at the brooth for tt
Mont, end then held it out to her in
Ms open p0101; and as she touched it,
with the tips of the soft white hand,
Ma lingers closed on hers.
With sudden quiver she raisad her
eyes tO Mil, a half frightened ques-
tioning in them,
Some %vont' trembled on Guy's. lip,
world of mseion to e••
, .
in Ida -aven: then he remembeeed Con-
. stance end his; premise to Sir Rich-
ard, and, ns If with it midden °non,
lie fel her draw hex hand away, and
with tiohtly compressed lips he turn-
edWillts'Illth:; leen" breath, either ef relief
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India's Sacred; Simians, Wise- Ba-,
' boons and an Intelligent .
Chimpanzee,
The entellus monkey is the most
sacred.'of all in India. It is gray
above and. nutty brown beloW, long-
legged .and .actiVe,' a thief arid au im-
pudent robber. In one of the Indian
cities they becaano such a noisance
that the falthfurdetermined to catch
rind send away some hundreds. This
was done, and the holy monkeys were•
deported in covered darts and releas-
ed 'many miles .off. But the• monkeys
were too clever. Having thoroughly
enjoyed their ride, they 'all refused
to part With the carts, and, hopplag
and grinmeing, 'came leaping all the.
way back beside them to the pity,
grateful for 'their outing. Coe city
obtained lettve to kill the mookeys;
but the next city thea sued them. for
"killing their deceased ancestors."
these mookey"-infesteel 'cities, if
one man wishea •to spite !another he
LlirCiS .few handfuls of rice, on•the
roof Of hie liecuse, abOnt the rainy
season. The monkeys conic, find the
rice, .ancl gaietly lift off many of the
tiles 'and throw them aWay, seeking
mere rice' in the •interstices.. • ,
The .only mainine,ls .whicli thor-
oughly • understand combinatiori. for
defence' as well aa 'attack aro the ba-
btions, but Brehei, the Germaft , tra-
veller; giVes a chaaming.Story of gen-.
uine courage and self-sacrifice. shown
.by One, His huoting elega gave chase
to. a troop which •was retreating to'
some . eliga and gave chase
to a. • Very,' .youfig'•, enel which
ran up an to • ..tt• 'rock, 'only
just 'out of • readh or the 'dogs. ' An
old :male baboon saw this. and came
alone to the resale. • SIOWly and de-,
liberately he •descentled; crossed..the•
°pee space, and, stamping. his: haned
on the ground, showing his teeth,
-and. backed by the Turiotts barks ' .Of.
the rast of tbe babeens, he . diScOn7
certed and cowed these savage dogs;
eliMbed on to the rock; picked•im the
baby and carried him back' safely. If
tho dogs had attacked tha old pat-
riarch his tribe would probably have
helped higa, Burchell, the naturalist
after whom"Burchell's zebra ia nem-
ecl, Iet his dogs chase .a.troop. The
baboens turned on .tihema killed one
ein the apot by -biting. through the
great blood vessels• of , the.
aeck. 'and. laid . bare the. ribs
of ;another. ' The Cape Dutch
in the aid Colony .wOttld ath-
er let their dogs bitit'a, lien than a
troop of baboons. The reScee of- the
infant chacina; Which Brehm '2 , saw-
himsztf,•is•a remarkable, and,.hialeed:
the most ineontestable • instance of
the exhibition Of courage, and, self-
sacrifice by a male •
• Aoy , account of chimpenZees would
be incomplete' witheut a reference to,
pally, who lived' in the London Zoe
for over six :years, learned te count
perfectly up to. six and leas perfectly
to ten; she could also distinguish
white front any other color,. but, if
other celora 'awe. presented iter she.
failed, apparently front color -blinded-.
ness. Of , this ape the late Dr. 0, j,
Motivates wrote with something more
than the etithusitient of a, clever man
pursuing.* favortte theme, ,•
"Met. :intelligence was conspicuous-
ly disalayed by the remarkable •de-,
grce in which she *as 'able to under-
stand the• meaning of. spoken len-.
guage-a degree fully equal to that
in•esented by an infant a, fen' Months
before emerging • front infatcy, and
therefore higber than' that which is
presented by any .brute, so far, ut
least, as I have evidence to show.
She was taught to count by• means
of picking up straws and 'being re-
Werded, when, the correct number
asked for had been given, With a
piece of fruit. .Sally rareIX inade
mistakes up' to five; but obove five
and up to ten, to which ope of the
"Welters endeavored to advance her
education, the result is 'uncertain. It
is evident that she understands the'
•words seven, eight, nine and ten to
betoken' numbers higher than those
beloty thetn. When :ilia was asked for
any number •over six sihe always gat'e
Same nUinber over six and limier ten:
She sometimes doubled over a straw'
, to make it present two enda, and Waa
isupposed thua• tO hasten the attain-
ment Of -her task.",
HOUSES OP THE WORLD.
There aro in the whole World about
15,000,000 horses and 11,000,000
mules and asses. They are distrib-
uted tia Afollows: Europe, 30,400,000
horses,. 6,200 mules, etc. ; America,
22,800,000 horses, 4,700,000 mules,
etc. ; Aaitt, 0,100,000 horses. .1,-
:100;000 nudes, etc. ; Africa, 1,000,-
000 horses, 1,000,000 mules, etc. ;
Australia, 2,800,000 horseS. the.
United States there were, jartuary
1, 1000, 1:1,500,000 horses and 2,-
000;000 melee and asses,
-A. UNIT nuintn.
Is it true, inquired the friend, that
the doctors who were called in 009 -
saltation over your husband Ws -
agreed
• Yes, replied the widow. They ap-
peared to have agreed on ond Point
only,
What Was that ?
To make their bills as high as pos-
sible..
bar...16411•••10
OP TWO nwr.s.
4.11 those otories the papers are
printing about you are Iles, said the
political friend. Why don't you
.make them stop it
' Would, replied the politician, but
rm afraid they'd begin printing the
truth, then.
c.1.441.4
Cumuitta, Or ,thunder-clOnd, ravelY
rises itbovo taro. Miles. Probably no
al01.14411.ea atnorg than eight rupee.
•.• •.• e
Sozodont
Tooth 0 &c
Powcjer AQ'
Good for Boil Tooth,
Not 134td for Good Tooth
soziolit Liquid 2sg Llipeci and Peadermall
noon or 13 y ro llor the pike. Semple tor panne
HALL It ROMA SIONTR.ItAL
TRADED RAINED BY OBIIIB.
sit:Elsa Buszntss VANX0HED
APTER A MURDER.
Criine SpOilt a Chemist's iTracle--,
Made a Hillifter Bank'
rupt.
•
Some yeers ago England was
etartled by the stOry of the discovery
of mutilated human remains in White-
chapel, Henry Waintight had mur-
dered Harriet 'Lane, end, in due
course he paid the. ppnalty. Waira.
right had (1. brUsh shop,. which lotcl
been sufficiently preiltable to enable
hita to maintain:. a wife. and family
,in good circumstances; but the trade
vanished after the discovery of the
crime -even pity for the unfortunate
family, was not strong enough ta
counteract Ole evil influence, and the
place was turned "into a boot -factory.
Dr. Neill Spoilt a'business that had
been built up at a greet cost by otln.
ers.. A arm of themists hit upon the
idea enclosing nasty -tasting, but
necessary medicines in geietine cap.:
sides, whereby it was easy • for the
most fastidious or weakly persona to
take sucli physic and retain it. Med-
icine le geneaelly nasty, so it Was no
wonder that the idea, caught on. For
about ten years the trade flourished,
and- then Cream took advantage of
the capsules to fill some with strych-
nine and present them to several of
his lady friends;" when this wholeSale
poisoning became known, the • Sale,
dropped to nothing, as people weuld
not lOok at the capsules, to say no-
thing of taking them, • .
• A like instance occurred more re-
cently in New York, where p,oison
was sent to tvoivan in a particular
make Of headache ' poivder, There
was no coneection whatever between
the ingredients of Which the headache
remedy wes composed.• and the polaon
sent by post 'in 'one of the powders;
the remedy was..absolutely harmless,
ypeotintheansaaltehowent •down to Vanisbing.
• . BUSINESS ,WAS RUINED..
..In the year 1800, a inurderouh at -
•fray took place in the North-east Of
:London, in which Sergeantallargan
shot two ruillaiia in 'defending, the lanci
lady .of a, pablic'houSe. The 'criniira..
al elemeot ,of. the neighborhood..had•
its revenge: TWiee in one Week the
place. was burgied,• Money beihg tak-,
en and Much damage done to tne.
terior; • reapectable . .customers 'were
threatened With violenee if they pat-
ronized the house,. and the' ppOr.
WaeT,was oltimately: conipelled to
give. hp the Place, ruined. •
It was, eadatlY 'four months after
Marriage with the Prince .0onsort
that. Queen Vietoria woe firetV at by
a young fellow, 'named Edward Oit-
ferd, as she Was '.driving up •Consti
tution. Bill. 'That , rascally attempt
on. the• Queen had •disastroos 'Conse-
quences for a meta who. was entirely
innocent, This wee Oxford's. em-'
Ployer, a publican; the 'indignant but
unreasoning mob attacked Mg peem-,
ises; end afterWards 'his .fermor pat-
rons• testified their ablierreoce 'of ,the
deed by, refusing to deal with. the.
poor publican, :whose btisiness. Was
ruined. That Was a. • case. of very
hard ludo, but uttfortunatel;y nOt the
ouly one of n, similar nature.
FiVe years previously, ie 1835,
Fieschi • discharged • an. infernal ma --
chino of tWerity-five .barrela •-t ":"-ouis
Philippe -of France from : •;nderiv
olier a large 'millinery est a. . $11ment
'in.Paris, The axone result 'wus• noted
in this instanee; the elderly lady WhO
had only•just purchased the btisineas
at a high price,.•Saw it ruihed by an.
act for which she was in no way re-
sponsible• unci she committed soicide..
THE SALE Olr' HUMAN 11•01/1E.S,
.
to surgonS for 'dissecting purposes
was- not a nice .kind of husinese, bet
was. regarded, as. a. neeessary and
luirmIeas into •till 1829, when a. dis-
elosure waa made which filled Groat
Britain with horror, ceased a•
slon of feeling that: put an end to the
sale and •iiitroductal the Word "belie,.
,ing" into our litiaguagea.. It occurred
to one, Burke, •that an easy *ay to
mako money 'was to provide bodies
foi• the surgernii.and be proceeded. to
make corpseS 'with, the uid • of Hare.
llia method Wtt8 ta stifle perions by
sofre sort of pressure, .sa Gott the
bodieS showed ,ne Mark of violence.
g hat trade • ruined a legitimate, if
g,riteseine,'. trade.
• It is now • thirty years since the
murder of a woman at Elthion creat-
ed it great sensatioo all over Eng-
land. A prioter was .aceused of the
crime and acquitted, but, the suspi-
cion 11118 very hrejudiciai to his
trude, which; however, survived •the
blow instead of going under.entirely;
ilk so many hate!. • •
• What happened' in a, baker's sliop
in London about three years ego
will be freah to most of us. A jour-
neyman. baker, having lost his situit-
• tion brooded over what lie consider-
ed ti:r be hia "wrongs" . till ho be -
saute mentally deratiged.. He oh -
Wined tilielter foe the night in the
bakehouse, under some pretence, arid
then murdered a young Gernian who
had been engaged in his situation.
hie nearly killed the proprietor in
the same manner-atatnely, by the
horrible methed of baking him! Peo-
plo would on 110 account buy their
bread from that thop, and the prem-
ises had to be closed.
1401800 in special makes of pielcles
and chocolate maims are two furthee
instances of trades being ruined by
crimes committed by others than. tho.
makers; oue was at, LiVerpool and
the other at. Blighton.
ECCENTR/0 VIEWS.
—
Brilliant Offers Declined or
Strange Reasons.
It Is not often the case that a man
will refuse to accept a, rentuneratiVe
and 'facile appointment, abroad mere-
ly because of a violent a•vorslon to
mosquitoes, yet such Was the reason
put forWard in all setioUsness by a
young English engineer for declining
a position in Bombay. Tte averred
that his dread of these tiny pests
amounted, to a positive monomania,
and that he would rather abention
the irtOst brilliant prospects . than
face the infects in qUestion.
Abatird as the foregoing Case nriay
appear it is no more ludicrous than
the case of a young governess Who.
actually refused a very excellent. sit-
ttation in the family of a nobleinau
simply because her Radical viewS
Woold not alloW her to aeeept in-
crement front a hereditary landlord,
One wOuld have thought that her
political views might have been sus-
tained Without injtiry whilat teach.
ing little thildren tO read and Write,
but, evidently the lady thought. oth-
erWiee, and the brilliant offer Was
UnItealtatingty &dined:
Another young woman of eccentric
views refused to accept a, remunera-
tive berth as private secretary to
Well-known public man because the
gentlenian in question posseSSed red
hair, She declared that her aversion
to ,yersons W.0.00,, too
"
great tO be overCOMO, and that no..
thing but starvation Would Compel
her to undertake work which would
bring ber in contact with Man of
fiery lecke. Perhaps some other rea-
son uaderlay her ridiculoau behavA
tor, but, at any rate, the motive
named was pat forward apparently
with every sign of veraciousness,
ONLY vir, OTHER DAY
u. young librarian refused a Very ex..
eellent post at a certain public 11-
brary on account' of the fact that
the .institution in question contaitied
the works of an author to whom ho
had a very strong onjection, on prim.
ciple. Perhans B01110 persons would
admire thia Quixetie behavior, but
the absurdity of it Must be obvious
to all who reflect that his accept-
ance or refuse.' would not affect the
issue of the books congerned.
Rather foolish, also was the con-
duct of a, middle -egad Frenchman
who some years ago declined a very
remanerative position in a German
firm in London because of Ms enmi-
ty to the nation to which the part-
ners belonged. He stated that to
accept payment from the former en-
emies of his country would be un -
Patriotic and improper, and he ad-
hered to this queer line of thought
With steadfast persistence. When: one
conies to consider how rare good
situations are in these times the
conduct of this gentleman appears
all the more absurd,
Perhaps, however,. the most extra-
ordinarY reason on record for de-
clining a brilliant offer was that put
forward by young lady who had
been wooed by a very wealthy and
altogether attractive suitor rejoicing
in the 'somewhat inelegant name of
Pigge• She stated that liked
the gentleinan very well de d, but
that she could not accept is propos-,
al of marriage unless he h g
name. The suitor main ly declined
to clo anything or the sort, where-
upon he was at once dismissed, and
the foolish girl lost an excellent and
wealthy husband. by reason of • her
foolish prejudice.
AN ESTIMATE OP SUCCESS.
And low is my old school friehd
Itinason getting on ? Said the man
who had returned to his native city
after a long absence. .
Qh, he's doing first-rate.
But be -was such a bright boy we
always expeCted he would display es-
pecial ability. • ' •
Well, I don't know that he hasn't
displayed especial ability.
I never hear him mentioned in
conneetion with any of your elec-
tions.
No ; that's just the;point. He has
shown ability to go ahead qttietly
and build tip a business. He doesn't
have to run for office. •
The Great Eastern holds the record
amOng British lines of -having car-
ried 109,411,648 passengers in a
year. Next comes the London and
NOrtl'aWesteria. ,with just Over 82-
; while the Great Wes.tern
carries two anilliohs less.
A. PLAIN' 81111AIDWft.'..
FORWARD. LBTTEA.
MRS. LOUIS nit9vosTs PUB:-
LISIIES1WHA.T SHE TEaNKS
ABOTIT DODD'S . xpg#7. • •
A Convincing Piece of Evidence as
, to the Wonderful PeWer of this
Itemedy-Bright's Disease, Heart
Disease and. ,Ithetimatisin Each
Afflicted Dirs. Brovosta.--Dodd's
Kidney Pills' Poaitively Cured
Her.
. 8t. -Magloire, Que.,. Sept. -p0.—
(Special)-7The. following letter -was
written by a well.-knewn and highly
respected lady of this place, being a
copy of the original sent to the
Dodd's Medicine Company,• of . To-
rontlo. -
"When I wrote you for some
3/odd's ICidney Pills I was so dis-
cauraged that had mo hope of be-
ing able to find any remedy to save
my .11N. I suffered with Bright's
Disease, Heart.Disease and Rheurnea
tient, and I' was mu& bloated also
with Dropsy'. I 'was so' feeble Hutt
I. was unable to do anything. I
suffered for sixteen years with Meta.
pietism There were two years arid
a, half that auffered with Bright's
Disease. I have tried all the reme-
dies in the world and ctlways grew
worse and worse.
"There was. one tithe when for
three inonths.-1 abandoned all .nr.sl•
remedies and resolved to let inyself
die withoot taking any' medicine. I
received by chance one of your al-
manacs and a paper. I read them
and decided to write you and try
again with your remedy. .
"Great Was iny surprise at the
gopd 'that Dodd's Kidney Pills gave
me with the first box you• sent. I
took them and my health was great-
ly improved. Since then I hove
taken twent3r boxes. I am cured of
my Bright's Disectae, my Heart Dis-
ease and my Rheumatism,' have
still two boxes' to take and by the
time I have finished them I shall bo
lit perfect health. 1 Will permit xou
to publish this letter with pleasure.
and I hope later to give you fttets
of my recovery more conniletely
than at preseht. I am still weak,
but. 'With. time I shall be am strong
as ever, I recommend Dodd's Kid-
ney. Pills to all who sufter with any
of the -diseases that I did."
• 4.
HOW IT IS DONE.
Why Lightning Turns Milk
Sour. • ,
It sometimes happens, not always,
that milk Will turn hour during a
thunderstorm, it' is not always the
lightning that causes lt,'for the heat
before the storm. ia often great en-
ough to make•the milk ferment.
But lightning, can, 'and sometimes
'does, make mint turn sour by its
action on the air. Air, tte every-
body knows, is composed • of two
gases -oxygen. end • nitrogen t but
these gases' are mixed together,
not combined. Lightning, however,
makes the gases combine it the air
through whieh it passes, and this
combination produces nitric acid,
some of which mixes with the milk
and turns it sour.
Perhaps it Might be well to ex-
plain the chemical, difference between
Mixing and eombining. When dif-
ferent ingredienta are put together
without their undergoing any chem-
ical change they are mixed ; as, for
example, graius of 'sand of various
eolors may be mixed in a bottle.
But when the property' of each in-
gredient is altered by the union,
there is a combination ; as, for ex-,
ample, Water poured on quicklime,
which coMbines With it, so that the
property' Of each is altered,
ThUs it is that, lightning Inc&es
the oxygen and nitrogen of the air
combine, and the'result is no longer
air but rattle acid and four other
nitrous polsona.
.
$ It le rillOmiery to woe
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toe 00 the market. Put Bp in Leen reekeiree, 20, 00, 40, 60 *MI 50 Oen%
If Yet; Want "VgargriViltivrym Avow. ether Fawn old mouoi, to
The Rawson Cotrarrtinsion Co. .14411Margtqggig,"4
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COST OP THE BRITISH AP,T1V.
In "rear 1800, Z115,000,000; Ir
Year 1900, Z100,000,000.
The century that has just expired
has Woo a notable one in many re-
opeets. Two great factors, howeVee.
stend out in bold relief -the advance
of science end the growth of the
BritiSh Empire. Taking as the basis
of our comparison the populatiou of
the United lilugdont at the two dat-
es, one finds an increase of about
two hundred and fifty per cent.
In the case of a nation whose char-
acter and policy were already clearly
outlined by the end of the thirteenth
century -for we may take Edward I.
to be oor first typical English King
-this is a buffielently•remarkable de-
Velopment for a -single century. The
causes of this increase aro, no donbt,
largely,doe to the territorial growth
of the British Empire, and to the
Position assumed by England during
the nineteenth ceatury as the work-
shop of the world. The fact that the
nineteenth century Was, au it has
been picturesquely designated, the
age of Tubal Oain, naturrsillioyptuencdeend..
to make the world's wo
tre of business arid wealth, and, con-
sequently, of population. With such
i•emarkelle increase in pophiation
as the century has shown, one inight
not unnaturally expect a censiderable
increase in military power.
' This, however, one does not find;
the total armed forces of the Em-
pire exceeding the- number available
in 100 by. the small margin of 182,-
000 men, As Great Britain was en-
gaged in it. serious` war during the
whole of the two years under consid-
eration, the comparison is not an urs.
fair one, It snould be noted, how-
ever, that a very large prop:oaten of
the total force available in 1 800 con-
sisted of volunteer's.
When one coraea th compare 'the
differenee in cost of the armith of
1.800 and 1900 one is at once struck
by the largeness of the increase,
when one considers how small, com-
paratively, has been the increase in,
personnel. An increase of 000 per
cent. is sufficiently startling; and al-
though the considerable total attain-
ed by the volunteer force in 1500, as
against the increased' total of the
tnore costly regular force in 1000, to
some, extent, no doubt.: accounts• for
this; yet the increased weight, com-
plexity and sdientific nature of mili-
tary storea of all kinds, and most es-
pecially -of artillery "material," is
an exceedingly importaot fagtor
the MSC.
An amusing story ig told of Queen
Wilhelmina when she *as quite a
little. child. Ffer Alajesty was not al-
lowed to share dinner wtth the elder.
members of the Royal.hausehold, btit
was perrnitted to Make her apPear-
ince itt dessert aocl.place herself be-
side some partieular favorite. One
clarshe sat- by a courtly,old general;
' after eating sonie --fruit the lit-
tle dirl turned and, gazed up at him.
Pabsently ashe exclaimed :-"I won-
der you're not afraid to Sit next to
me," Everybody in the rocon turned
at the sound of her childish :treble..
"On the contrarY, I am bu.t' teal
pleased and honored to sit next tio
my future QUeen," ,replied the old
general. "But why • aliohld I be
afraid ?" Assuming a wowbagOne exa
pression the little Queeo replied :
"1„lecause all my dolls have the
measlea-they're all of them. doWn
with it !!'
•
Stanstead •Junetion,
g.,
Messrs. c. c..R1CHARDS: & Co.
Gentlemen,, -I fell from a bring°
leading from a platform to a loaded
car while assiating my men in un-
loading a load of grahi. The bridge
went downats well as the load on my
back, and I struck on the end§ of the
sleepers, causing a serious injury to
My leg. Cala for ite being' very
fleshy, tvenic: ;lave broken it. • In an
hour could net waik a step. Com,
menced using alihTARD'S LINIMENT
and, the ahird day weht to Montreal
on business and dot about well by
•,the ape of a cane. In ten days was
nearly well. X can sincerely recom-
mend it as the beat Liniment thet I
know of in usey,„00.res.trItu.,lyoontioN.,
OBEYED ORDERS,
• An old'Yerkshire farmer was walk -
Mg out one day, looking very gltim
and :miserable. .1Tel • was a typical
Yorkshireman, and he dearly loved n
joke ; but jokes seemed a long 'way
off just, then, and the old man was
thinking deeplY, when he was accest-
eel by a trainp,• who 1118(10 the' usual
requeat for a. night's lodgings and
something to eat, US 11(1 explained he
had had nothing for tWo whole clays.
The effect upon' the farmer when .. he
said this -was magical • •
Why, man, he said, I've been look-
ing for you all day.
'And' then, rwitheut inure ado, he
knocked him down arid walked on
him from one end to the other. The
tramp. got up looking very stagger-
ed, and asked him why he had done
thatf.
Well, said 'he, my doctor has order-
ed me to walk on an empty atomach
and now that have fulfilled his
injunction 1 Ca11 go and have a good
feed, and you can come with me. -
And he ,led the .tramp olY,
DOarnOss Cannat be Mired
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the isar. Therejs only nag
Way to cure deafness, and that is by constriu
itnionanaml ordemeoenddietstio
nDefcathfirragRuctiUtilidesien4g obrYtahnel
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in.,
named you have., a rurabting sourid or hillier.
fact hearing, and when It Is antral,. closee
tetz,v!..trilauttr.v47,1n..P.ar,T4
to ite normal condition, hearing will Do ow
stroyead forever nine eases out of ten are
b=h6tittictilunghifteeuetv." in.
de h C
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
not be tiered by Dail s Catarrh ,Cure,, qend
ease of Deafness (eauaed ler catarrh) that eon
liENZY as 00,, Toledo, 0.
ior circa imvireje..0
SHoladllilsygrtnualicyleptpthoiSacr.0 the best.
•
A candle once extinguished May
never be relighted in an Austrian
royal palace.
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Lady (to aeriant whom She is
about, to engage) -These are iny con-
ditions do they suit you ? Ser-
vant -11.m, /.11 see. I always take
ladles. on trial,
Minard's Liniment Cares Distemper.
Every man in the German
Must learn to swint,
armY
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are bow and eur terms extre A. free
prospectus it youmean business. or vvrite for
circulars and terms, William Brarge,
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V for us at home, . Wo furnish yarn and
xnaehine. ROM' Work. Goad pay. Send
stomp for hartioulers. Standard. Rose Co.,
Dept. 3, Toronto, Ont.
SUNDAY. CLOSING IN PRANCE.
A very remarkable demonstration'
took place recently at Nimes. About,
1,1.00 shopkeepers' assistants and
employes marched the streets of the
ancient city, bearing banners with
the inscription, "Buy nothing
Sundays," Many of the shops were
closed, and those that were opened
were respectfully aummened to fol-
low the good example- Nearly all
ca them gave favorable response
by putting up their. shutters at once.
It is notable that not a, single dis-
orderly incident occurred. The Sun- :
day closing movement in. France haa
of late made enormous strides, and
its effect may be seen even in Pktrie
itself.
ASTHMA FOR
SEVENTEEN YEARS
A G. T. R. Employee Gives ihunIstsikable
Evidence That Clarlie's Kola Com-
pound Will Cure Asthma.
• It seems rather funny that people In thit
enlightened age should allow themselves 24
go on suffering year after year from Asthma,'
when a permanent cure is within the reach ef
every sufferer.
Mr. Robert Crow, G. ut. employe, Elmdale,
Ont., writest-"For seventeen years I havi
been more Or less troubled with an
. during tho last five years have rost bad a,fg
night's sleep. 1 tried every known remedy, •
'and, three doctors In Barrio, with no' benefit,
Flnallv Mr. W.. j. McGuire, druggist, of Bfra-
. Oat” recommended Clarke's 4.ols. Com.
pound. 1 took in all seven bottles. tea ani
now completely cured. During the la,st year,
since taking the Compound, have netted the
leagt symptom of Asthma. My heilth in
every vvay has improved, and have gained
.inuch in weight. I heartily retommend
Clarke's Kola Compound to every bufferer
from tills dreaded disease."
Mr. W. McGuire, druggist, writes: -`•1
tun wan arc:maimed vrith Mr. Crew, and mut
vouch for the truth of the above statement,
(Signed). W. 3. McGuire, Elmeo3e. Ont.
Clarke's Kola Compound has cured
over 2,000. cases of' A.stlima in Can,-
:
uda alone. Sold' by all deuggialts,.
• $2,00,pee bottle.. Semple bottle and
book on Asthma. naailed free, enclose
1.0 cents for cost of mailing. Ad-. •
dress The ,and M.. Co., 'Limited,.
121, Church street, Toronto..
Wife -There's ty burglar down in
the cellar, Henry.' Itiisband-'Well,
my' dear 'We •ought to .be .thankful•
that we . are upStairs: Wife -But
he'll coirie upstairs. Huaband-Then
we'll go down into the cellar, my . •
dear. StirelY a ten. -roomed hot*
Ought ' to be big enpugh to hold
thaee 'people without Crowdind
Elgin NUN! Gur.es Garyi
Two young mei, were ,having a
heated argument over a problem
which needed a great deal of naental
calculation. I tell you • Mild one,
that yen aro entirely wrong. But I
am not, said the other. Didn't g o
to school, stupid ? almost roared his
opponent. Yes, was the calm reply;
aed you came back Stupid. That
ended it. • '
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
The Duke of Sotherlancl, with 1,-
358,000 acres, " is the largest land-
owner in Prod, Britain, Next comes
1.,ord. Middleton, with 1,006,000
acres. The Marquis of Breatialbane
has 488,006 acres.
Por over trifty Years .
mas.Worstow's soornixe scan? him been 'lied in
millions of mothers for their children while teething.
Itioothes the child, rottens the gums. shags yaln, cures
wind colle, regulates the stomach and bowel* sod is On
hem remedy for Dlarrhcea. Twentydlre cads bottle,
Bold by druggists throughottt the world. Bs oars
aSit for" Mai. WINSLOW'S SOOXIIINS arum"
A WRONG OTIKSS.
Some Sunday -school children were
asked if they knew what prophet fell
off a wall and died, One little hand
went up and "Was it Humpty •
Dumpty ith owner asked,
W. P.V. 1096,
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Toronto, Ont., and Winatpog, Man
Dominion Line Steamships
' Roamed. to Liverpool. Boston to Liver.
Wool. Portland 10 Liverpooi, quinsy.
town.
lot an elaweb of nateengers. Saloons sod Statists»
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(intend Bodeen and nita.oles, amostmodatios. Res
ritai otpaistege and all sartionliss. anti' td sal Mull
of the companY, or
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