The Huron News-Record, 1897-02-17, Page 3rx,,90d. W Ailo,t8•y, l£rdt J Aollowa
„ whet, let and, 26d, W Hal try, 3rd,
°�! ®® nn®® 11011.9way.
�I h.eo Only One Jav#s.-Ist, (ilt'o. W Irwin.
Iced (laps. -Cock, la,t, John E Tayl(
� a� R h� TSS#. 211(1, vv Wallace; hou, let, a C Lyot
2nd, W Wallace, 3rd, J O Lyons; coc
]Rev- William Copp, whose father ere), tat and 2nd, J (` LYons, 3rd, Jol
'vias a physician for over fifty years+ J E E 'Ryy•; pullers, '1st, JC Lyons, 2u
L lol.
in New Jersey, and who himself Silver Crested Polauds.-Het), 1:
spent many years preparing for the IW Carter; cock, 1st, W Carter.
practice of medicine, but subse. Breeding Pens. -Brown Leghorn
941@.I►tly entered ilio ministry of the Ist, John Melville; White Leghorn
1'r1. E. Church, writes: "I am glad William Hartry; Gaines, 1st, U
to testify that Ihave Wells; White Plymouth Rucks, Wi
had analyzed all the Ilartry; Houdans, 1st, Dr J G Scot
Y Wyandottes. 1st, Jacob Fisher; Coel
sarsapariilaprepara. sus, I L` Lyons; Mu,orcrts, 18t, rWl
I tions known in the Hartry, 2nd, J C Lyons; Red Caps, is
trade, but J C Taylor.
A Aylesbury Deeks. -Drake, 1st, X
YER'S Carter; Duck, 1st, W Carter, your)
drake. lot, W Oat -ter.
J is the only one of Pekin Ducks. -Drake, lbt and 2nd. i
them that I could W Irwin, 3rd, J C Lyons; duck, 1st, I
t recommend as a WjIrwin, 2nd, J C Lyons; young cLakl
�• a o ;.' 1st, Wm Wallace, 2nd, J C Lyons, 3r(
. * blood-purifler.Ihave G W Irwin; yyoungg duck, let, G V
given away hundreds of bottles of Irwin, 2nd, W \Vallace, 3rd, J
it, as I consider it the safest as well Lyons.
as the best to be had."-WM. COPP, Tolouse Geese, -Gander, Ist, V
Pastor M. E. Church, Jackson, Minn. Greaves; goose. Ist and 2nd, \'
Greaves; young gander, 1st W Greaves
Breminan Geese. --Gander, G V
lwRFSIrwin, Goose, G W Irwin.
Turkeys -Cock, IstrTiiosMeMichael
2nd, John Gemmell; hen, 1st, Thos Mc
TER ONLY WORM'S FAIR Michael; pullet, 1st, T McMichael, 2n,
. AIM a John Gemmell, 3rd, G W Irwin.
a rs_ p a r i I I a Pigeons -All prizes taken by Newtol
Wtien In doubt, ask for Ay Alis Davis, Clinton.
Caged Birds -Parrot, Levi Smith
, EiTlish goldflneb, 1st, Harry Sppears
2nd, T F Coleman- canary, Scotel
fancy, 1st. Dr Scott. Any other varier,
The Huron News -Record canary, T F Coleman, Ist :and 2nd
Belgian canary, 1st, H. Speare,
_ 1.28 a Year -4i.00 la Advance Specials -L 0 Charleswol th, fo
_ _ youngest exhibitor; best game cock, (
A Wells; best breeding pen of Asiatics
i WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 1897. J C Lyons; highest scoring Cochit
--.. -_ J C Lyons; highest scoring Honda✓
The Huron Poultry Show lit coo�kmin erel, JWn Lyons;
best st breeding
ree icor et
SCltforth, breeding filen, VJm Hartry; y; best light
brahrna, Gr IV Irwin; best rock bir(1 it
TEES FIRST A SUCCESS -THE PRIZES show, Will Hartry; best white rocs+
WINNERS. cockerel, Witt Hartry; best Poland
The followingis it list of the rite Will Garter; best brown Leghorn cock
winners at thshow held in prize erel, J Melviker: best breeding pen
forth :- white leghorns, Wm Hartry; highest
scoria dark Brahma, G IV Irwin; best
Light Brahmas.- Cock, George pair o geese, Wnl Grieves; best pair of
` Irwin, Wm Carter; hen, Will Carter, ducks, G W Irwin; best guinea fowl,
J C Lyons; Cockerel, J C Lyons, War Wln Carter; best seebright bantam, G
Carter; pullet, George Irwin. W Irwin; highest scoring bird, G W
Dark Brahmas.-Hen, J W Ford, G Irwin; best barred rock by farmer, Jno
W Irwin, J C Lyons; cockerel, 1st, 2nd Gemmell ; best exhibit of turkeys,
and 3rd, G W Irwin; pullet, J 1V Thos McMichael; best collection of
Ford, 2nd and 3rd George Irwin. pigeons, Newton Davis; best leghorn
Buff Gochins.-Cock, J C Lyons; hen, ptillett, Wni Hartry; best leghoin
JC Lyons; cockerel, George Irwin, 2nd cockerel, W Cartel,;esliht t dark hrahma,
pp G W Irwin; hest light hrahma, Wm
2nd and 3rd George Irwint, J C Lyons, garter; highest scoring pullsitt, Dr
Partrid a Cochin. -Hen, J C L ons Scott; exhibitor winning the fewest
g y , prizes, J H Howson.
Any other variety of Cochin. -Cock- The New Officers. -At it meeting of
erel, J 0 Lyons; pullet, Ist and 2nd J the Directors it was decided to hold
C Lyons. the next show at Godericb, which
Langshans.-Hen, J A Barnard; will doubtless be a big success. The
etickerel, Ist and 2nd J A Barnard; following officers and directors were
pullet, Ist and 2nd J A Barnard. elected :-President, A. McD. Allan,
Games, B. B. Red. -Cork, CA Wells, Goderich.; Ist vice, A.J. Grigg, Clinton;
A J Grigg hen, A J Grigg, Ist and 2nd vice, Dr. Scott, Seaforth ; 3rd vice,
2nd; C AWN 3rd; pullet, A J Grigg. Walter Taylor, Wingham. Directors
Games. -Duck Wing Games, -cock, for Goderich,-Wm. Anstay, J. Fisher,
A ,J Giigg; hen, Ist and 2nd, A J C'' A. Wells, Clinton-L•tekKennedy,
Grigg; Pullets, Ist and 'Lod, A J Grigg. Falter Coats, Rev. J. W. Ford. Hul-
gg. I lett-Wm. Wallace, Wm. Carter, Fair -
Pyle Games. -Cock, 1st, A J Grigg; service Bros, G. W. Irwin. Seaforth-
2nd, J C Lyons; hen, 1st, J C Lyons, -John A. Wilson, O. C. Wilson, H,
2nd, A J Grigg; Pullett, Ist and 2nd, Johnston, T F. Coleman, John Ward.
A J Grigg, Lucknow•-J.C.Lyons, Wroxeter-Jno
Bantams, Black Breasted Red Game. Barnard,
-Cock, 1st, Walter Taylor, 2nd G W -
Irwin; hen, 1st, A J Grigg, 2nd, Walter KIDNEY PAIN.
aylor, 3rd, Geo. Irwin; cockerel, Ist _
d 2nd, A J Grigg; Pallet, ISt and _JOHN SNELL, UF'i INGHAM, ONT., IN -AS
A J Grigg, 3rd, Willie✓ Taylor. IN A MAELSTROM OF PAIN AND AGONY
Pyle Game Bantams. -Cock, Ist, T FIIOM DISEASED KIDNEYS -SOUTH
F Coleman, 2nd, A J Grigg; hell, Ist, AM RICAN KIDNEY CURE WAS THE
A J Grigg; pullet, let, T F Coleman. 'VELLCOMF "LIFE PRESERVER" -IT RE -
Indian Games. -Hen, Joseph Tyer- LIEVES INSTANTLY AND CURES SURE -
man; cockerel Harold Johnson; Pullet, LY.
Ist and 2nd, Harold Johnson.
A 0 U Gaines. -Cock, CA Wells; "Five syear aro I had a severe .at -
bell, 0 A Wells,• pullet, C A Wells; tack of La Grippe which affected my
cockerel C A Wells. kidneys and caused intense pilins in
allIams-Other- Than Ganges. -Gold 'lay back and urinary urSans. I suf-
or silver Seebright cock, J C Lyons; fered untold misery, at times I could
hen, let, G IV Irwin, 2nd, Walter not walk, and any standir.g position
Taylor, 3rd J C Lyons; pullet, J C gave nee intense pail, I became worse
Lyons. so rapidly that my family becamo
alarmed. Just at this time I noticed
Hamburgs.-Golden or Silver Span- South American Kidney cure adver-
gled,-Cbek, Wm Anstay; hen, Wm tised. Although I had little faith
11
Carter;
Cockerel, Win Garter; pulls, J left in any remedy -having tried so
C.
Lyons. many worthless ones -but a drown -
Golden or Silver Pencled Hambur
gs. ing man will grasp, at a straw, and
-Hen, Wm Carter; Cockerel, W J I procured a bottle. In a few days it
Irwin. had worked wonders, and before half
Black Hamburgs.-Hen, J C Lyons, a bottle was taken I was totally re-
Leghorns.-White Leghorns,-Cock, lieved of pain and two bottles entirely
Wm Hwrtry; hen, Will Hartry; Cock- cure me.' -Sold by Watts & Co.
ere], Wm- Carter, James Howson,
Win Carter; pullet, Ist and 2nd, Wal- W. Becker, of Zurich who was last
is ter Taylor, Wm Hartry; cockerel, week arrested in Detroit, by Chief
II Jacob Fisher, Geo Irwin; pullet, Geo Gill of Exeter, on it, charge of forgery,
Irwin, Jacob Fisher, George Irwin. appeared before Exeter Magistrates on
Brown Leghorns✓.-Hen, Win Wal- Thursday and wassent to Goderich for
lace, Cockerel, W Taylor, W Ilan- trial,
stay, W Wallace; pullet, J E Taylor,
W Taylor, W Austay. Listowel, Sept. 22nd, 1890.
Black Leghorns.-All prizes taken Edmanson, Bates & Co.,
by W Wallace. Gentlemen, -I have pleasure in say -
Rose -Combed Leghorns.-Cockerel, ing that Dr. Chase's Ointment, Pills
J 0 Lyons. and Catarrh Cure, and Linseed and
Barred Rocks, -Hen, Ist and 2nd, Turpentine are selling well, and are
Leo Charleawrth, 3rd George Irwin, giving every satisfaction. Many of
my customers have e
,� Cockerel, George Irwin, John Ward, v spoken highly in :
Leo Charlesworth, Pullett, Leo their praise. Yours truly
Charleswortb, J. 0. Lyons. J. A. HACKING.
White Rocks. -Cock, Leo Charles-
worth. Hen, John Ward. Cockerel, All the Characteristles.
Wm. Hartry, John Ward, Frank Tommy -"Mather, what In an angel?" i
Willis; pullet, Frank Willis, 2nd and Mother -"An angel is a being that
3rd, John Ward. flies."
Spanish. -Cockerel, W J Irwin. Tommy -"But, 'mamma, :papa calls
Dorkings.-Silver Gray, -Cock and my governess an angel." I
Mother -"Then, my dear" she is going j
hen, Georgi Irwin, to fly immedlately."--Chattanooga
White Crested Black Polands.- Times. f
Cock, lot, Wm Carter; cockerel, 1st, ]
William Carter; pullet, lot, Williamt
Carter. t
Golden Created Black Polands.- For Dyspepsia and Bad t
Hen, 1st, Win Carter; pullet Wm
Carter. Blood Humors Manle 's Ic
White Polands.-Cockerel, 1st, W. Manley
's
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Celery-Nerve11, Compound is e
Houdans.-Hen. Geo Irwin; cock- p d
eras, J 0 Lyons; pullet, lot, Dr Scott. unexcelled. r
Wyandottes, Gold or Silver. -Cock, P
6t J C Lyons; hen, y ,
Ist J l, Lyons Mr. Geo. Reid, G.T.R. Operator, I
Lack K®needy; col erel, lot and IE
c
.' , + 1 lieu Hambarg, Ont., under date of
grid, J 0 Lyons pullet, fat, Lack Ken- March 3rd, 1896, writes as follows:
c
Hedy, 2nd, J C fyons, "I was troubled for two years "
Wvwndottes. and other varietv.- with .Boils and Dyspeptic of the it
lift, W J Srwini 2nd, back Kennedy.
Black Minorcas.-Clock, G W Irwin;
hen, 1st, W Anstay, 2nd G W Irwin,
8rd, W Anstay; cockerel, lot W Hart -
worst kind. tried several me4t-
cinrs, but none gave much relief.
Until I tried Manley's Celery -Nerve
Compound my blood wits in a dresd-
fn1 state, but I am happy to my
your medicine cured me."
Sold in Clinton by J.H. Combe.
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HEART PAIN.
COLONIiII. FAu IN PRESS,
DR. AGNIPW'S CURE FOR TIi.pf HEART
,Gast Century 1pecorrationtt Are Now Mucll
DI'VIES THE MUST INTLNS19 PAINS-
In Vogue.
NO MATTER NOW I.ONO STANDING
THETROUBLE, IT MASTIiFH DISf9ASC IN
Concerning the many feature4f last
s
HALF AN It0VIt, AND IN THE OASE OF
century dress decoration nuw lit o
v
vogue
ogtet
JOHN CROW FIVE BOTTLES CIJIZIID
a New York Mal{ slid Express
IIEART DISEASE OF TEN YEARS'
gays;
I A pretty hat is in outline a fairy copy
STANDiNG-HERN'S HIS TESTIMONY
of the fashionable
UNW;✓.KITED:-
gentleman's hat of
the period Just preceding the Revolu-
-----
tion.
John Crow, sou of 511'. GeorgeI
It has a flaring roll, more accentu-
Crow, farmer near the village of
ated than the D'Orsay, a very .vide
Tara, Out,
brim and a small crown.
with
with p
pal palpitation
conical in character. The gentiernen
hirgetie
largement of ilio heart i'ur nearly tell
of the olden time trimmed this with
year's. I doctored with best phyblclans
an edging to the brim, a band to the
told tried nuinet'OUS retlledies Witt'
crown and a large rosette or bow upon
the aide,
very little betiolit. In our local papers
The modern woman trims hers in the
1 noticed Dr. Agnew's Cure for
the Heart advertised, and 1 det.ertillued
same style, but increases it by having
one or two rosettes upon one aide, two
to give it a trial. Inside of half an
large bows on the other and a spray
hour I ha(1 relief. I have take,, abollt
of plumes rising up behind the bows
five bottles, and feel to -day that I am
and falling in graceful curves upon the
as well its ever I was. 1 and cow-
pletely cured „-Sold by \Nails &
top of the crown.
One of the newest Jackets is almost
Co.a
duplicate of a coat worn by Beau
Brummel. Like the skirt to which it
I belongs, it Is made of handsome old-
Thetwenty-[ir:gtannualnteetinashioned
oitho
ciof but-
toning athe
Usborne and Hibbart Mutual Fire lit-
downothe middle ofouL
body
the side is prolonged and buttons far
sut•ance Company wits held in t.ho pub-
lic hall, Farquhar, oil Monday last. As
over on the left, almost beneath the
arm.
usual there Was is large attendance of
r Here it Is caught and fastened by
members and others present. Tile
two or three buttons, large, ornate
president, J. Esserv, Esq., occupied the
and dazzling.
chair, and opened the nre.eting by al-
1 The 11-111 is so wide that it runs
luding to the fact, that while the cool_
over to the shoulder. It is not sepa-
pany had met with severe losses from,
rated by the customary slit from the
the stormsl Ctf the past yet those
1
rever and continues in graceful tines,
,
losses had been promptly met, and had
, curving first upward and then down -
; ward from the right shoulder to
the pleasure of now allowing that the
a
, point on the left side nearly below the
company never was in it more prosper•-
arm.
ous condition than at the present time, I
It is still further edged, as are tb2
.as would be shown by the reports. He q
cuffs, with a row of dark -colored and
congratulated the members of the
substantial decoration, this being Vel-
,
00"'this state of affairs, and �
vet plush astrachan, lambs' wool,
hoped the company would still con- i
mink sable, monkey, chinchilla, mar-
tinue to prosper. The financial
report of the treasurer•, and auditors
teTherslteeves are moderately tight
,
abstract, wits submitted to the meet- i
from the shoulder to the wrist, fitting
very snugly the forearm. The ends
ing, and from which the tollowing
are turned back into gauntlet cuffs.
statistics were taken : Business done ;
On the shoulder the material is PufC-
during the year, 775 policies issued,
ed so as to give the breadthcreated
making a total of 2,192policies in force, I
by the balloon sleeve without the
covering risks aanouuting to $3,5`28,795,
heavy and cumbrous effect to the up -
being an increase of $10,280 in the ,
amount insured; rid for losses during
per arm
Instead of a belt there is a girdle of
the past year $11,828.20, with a balance
black velvet of sur. The apace un -
der the chin s filled with an Immense
is
on hand of $1,370.20. The election of
directors was then taken up, which
bow of chiffon, lace and hibbons
resulted as follows: J. Essery, of Us- I
caught in the centre by a brilliant
old-fashioned Dutch or Flemish clasp.
borne, and T. Ryan, of Hibbert, for it I
Even more patriotic are a number
terns of three years; auditor, W. A. i
of designs in blue and buff. The nu -
Turnbull. The officers for the foil wing
merous new shades in these two colors
year will be as follows : directors, W.
enable an artistic modiste to make at
A. Passutore, Usborne ; D. McLachlan;
least ten combinations which are sat -
isfactory
and T. Ryan, Hibbert; R. H. Bain and I
so far as contrast is con -
cerned.
J. Jackson, Fullarton, and J. Ease ry,
Usborne. President, J. Essery; vice-
In making these combinations gray-
tali
president, J. Jackson; agents, J. S.
or brownish tints are avoided and
clear tints are preferred. Of the buffs
Gilfillan, Lucan ; A. Duncan. Ushorne ;
those which run toward the reddish
Car•michae), Hibbert, and J. Wilson,
yellow are preferred to the brownish
KJ
l lar ton; secretary -treasurer, Thomas
yellow series, and of the blues ,the ul-
Cameron.
tramarine, sapphire and perslan blues
are the favorites.
SHATTERED NERVES AND PAR-
By the combining of bright sap-
phire with a clear reddish buff a very,
ALYSIS.
satisfactory and artistic combination
Is produced.
SHATTERED NERVES DEVELOPED NER-
The colonial Idea is followed by us-
VOUS PROSTRATION -NERVOUS PROS-
ing blue for the material and buff for
TRATIONDEVELOPEDTOTALPARALY-
the lining, trimming and decoration.
The combination looks very well upon
SI6 OF ONE 411)E -GREAT SOUTH
a waist like the one described, upon
AMERICAN NERVINE IN THE TEETH
a gentlewoman's riding habit of the
OF MOST ADVERSE AND COMPLICATED
last century, of which the waists worn
CIRCUMSTANCES OVERCOMES ALL, I
to -day for street costumers and upon
AND RESTORES WIFE AND 310THEI-I IN
many of the coat waists and Jacket
GOOD HEALTH TO HISR FAMILY-
Walsts Which are now so much in evi-
THESE ARE THF, WRITTEN WORDS OF
dence.
EDWARD PARR, BURRY CENTRE, B. C,
One chann of these colonial coats
and Jackets is their warmth and corn-
' `M ' f k t
fort
Wonderful.
PILES CURED IN 3 '1.O li NIOUTH---ITC11-
INO. IiURNINti SKIN DISEASES
RELIEVED IN UNE. DAY.
Dr. Agnew's Oint,llent will cure all
cases of itching piles in front three to
six nights. One application brings
comfort. Fur blind and bleeding piles
I is peerless. Also cures tetter, salt
rheun►, eeze'uln, b.trbers' itch, iilld all
eruptions of the akin. Relieves in a
day. 35 cents. Sold by Watts and
Co.
As to the Police.
Artless One -Isn't it strange that
they should ebaose for members of the
police force men who are so heavy
that they are unable to run with any
approach of speed?
8ophiaticated One -Not at all; if they
were sprinters they would be able to
get away from a dietu•rbamce much
Quicker than they now can. -Boston
Transcript.
Her selection. -
"How did you happen to insure in
that Partiicular company?"
I consulted the wishes of my wife."
"Of course; that's very praisewor.
thy. But -does she know anything
about life insurance companies'!"
"Yes. She investigated and found
that this one always issues the pret-
tiest calendars." -Washington Star.
Why It Didn't.
Mrs. Rumpus -you want a meal, a
big, strong fellow like you? Does your
conscience never trouble you, making
such a request?
Casey De Bldder•-Naw'm; me con-
science is like meself, it's quit work-
in'. -Cleveland Leader.
Had No Chance to observe.
"Do you believe there is anything in
the saying that it is always darkest
Just before dawn?"
"I don't know anythdng about it.
We've gat a baby at our shouse, and
have to keep the light burning all
night." --.Cleveland Leader.
Terrific Heart Strain.
"How poor Mary Mazzleton has aged
since the husband disappeared."
"WhY shouldn't she age? She'doesn't
know whether he is dead or alive, and
every time the poor thing buys a new
dress she does not know but that she
may .have to discard it the next day
for a suit of mourning,"-Cincinna.tt
Enquirer, .
An Innovation.
"Oh, yea, the opposite church .en-
gaged a brass .band and all that for
their fair, but we beat them, out by
over $1000."
Ho'v did You work it?"
"fire hired a hypnotist at ten per
cern, commission." -Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Intense Concentration.
"Where did you learn that style of
intense concentration in your draw-
ings?" asked the would-be critic of a
rising artist.
From a mustard plaster," replied
the flippant genius. -Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Nothing Lost to the dealer.
"Gioodness!" exclaimed Mrs. Grumpy,
"I bought a number of little things
down town and lost thele on my -,Vay
home."
Never mind• dear," said Grumpy,
with a cold blooded sneer, "I'll find
them in the bull." -Detroit Free Press.
y wr a was tit en tad last August ------..---.
AM nPrvous prostration, which later "Bacteria do not ncc•ur in the blood
n developed into paralysis of one side. Accidents Will Happen, or in the tissuesof ahealthy living hotly,
Ve tried wane niedicines, but all in ---- either Of man Or the lower aninials."
'tin. I thollgllt I would try South BUT THIS TIME 1T WAS A GOD -SEND TU ,,So SayS tale celebrated Dr'. Koch.
American Nervine, having seen it rid- MR. JOHN BROWN, A G. A. R. VETERAN, Other doctors say that the best Ilmhdi-
ertised in the New Westminister, B. Or 2448 MARSHALL ST., FHILADEPIlIA cine to render the I.luOd pet•fe('UV pure
C., papers, and Iain glad to be able to -DODGED SHOT AND SHELL IN THE and healthy is Aver's Sitrsapnrilla.
ay that the result after taken three INTEREST OF III$ COUNTRY, ONLY TO
ottles was an asttmishment to myself BE ATTACKED BY THAT INSIDIOUS
d family. It worked wonders for DISEASF,CATARRH-BUT DR.AGNF.W'S Tile Old -Fashioned Higk Tea.
er and we can not Speak too highly CATARRIIAI, POWDER CURED AND The table for a "high tea" is usually
f this great remedy.' No case too PrelrrrnNENIr.Y, TOO -THIS IS WHAT arranged without a tablecloth, particu-
cute 0r If too long standing to defy HE SAYS:-- ary if the hostess happens to possess
s wonderful merits . -Sold by Watts a handsome table. At each place
C'°• __ •'By a mere accident I carne across should be a plate doily and a tumbler
doily; In the centre of the table an
Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. I was embroidered centrepiece In colors in
Au epidemic sonrewhat resembling a great sutTerer froni that dread mal- harmony with the table decurations
lions fever is attacking the paople •tidy -catarrh. To -clay it gives me un- and the flowers it is intended to use.
t' Aylmer. Principally the children. bounded pleasure to state for stiffer- At the head of the table upon an em-
ing humanity's sake that this won- broidered square are laid the tea ser-
Galnes For the Children det ful remedy effected a speely, and vice, the urn, the cups and saucers,the
Who obtain subscribers top THE POUL- jlernianent cute in my case, and I rrea.m-pitcher, sugar -bowl, etc. At the
RY KEEPER, Box BB, Parkesburg, Pit., t)ave been so thankful for it that I other end upon another embroidered
s well as other equally useful articles it"' willing to spend the remainder square rKaay be placed the piece de re -
)r a very little work. Two subscrib- Of my days in spreading the good about a of the high tea." Scattered
news to m fellow sufferers," Sold about an circular doilies are the dishes
•s for six months, at twonty-five cents y of jelly, preserves, pickles sweet said
sell, secures many of them. Every by Watts and Cu. , scour, olives, butter balls, cakes, etc.
sultry raieer must have the POULTRY At each place, resting upon the plate
EEPER the contents of which may Sr,o Irad Reason To. .doily, should be a pretty plate and
the or make you hundreds of dollars, the necessary silver, a goblet, a bread-
"Dld you hear -that pretty woman and -butter -plate and a salt -cellar. All
this monthly leads the world in Just now, Rap? She said she believed the cold dishes are placed upon the
aluable information not to be had in long engagements and short mar- table before the meal i• announced,
sewhere for any money. "How to riages." I and the hot ones served immediately
ake Money With Hens" is a secret Rather a strange idea." upon the guests being seated. Broiled
ith one Or two, but the POULTRY "Not at 9,11, Rap; she's an antress." chicken and wattles, fried oystero and
EEPER gives it away and shows how --Cincinnati Tribune. hot biscuit, scalloped oysters, creamed
is done. It is ony fifty cents a year, oysters, broiled oysters and creamed
Unl;lnd Intimation. chicken are always in tells how to get nearly three dol- ys in order. Hot pur-
rs wor:,h of poultry periodicals for "NIy child," said the old herring to tered and hot dry toast belong proper-
ne dollar, or for one dollar ou can the young herring, by way of parting ly to the "high tea," as do chicken and
Y advice, the whole ocean is before lobster salad. The tea and coffee are
t with it the four POULTRY KEEP- you, but don't go too near those can- served with the mead. Generally the
R ILLUSTRATORS the most wonderful neries along the ccest of Maine unless sweet portton consists merely of cake,
bo published with information on y1ou want to be taken for a sardine." Jelly and preserves. Ice cream is
cry subject connected with the rais- -Chicago Tribune. sometimes served, and whipped cream
� of poultry and containing inform - --------•e---•-- or charlotte russe. Thin slices of
ton worth hundreds of dollars. Also Lots of News, white and brown bread carefully but -
her equally astonishing methods of Mrs. Gadabout -What was ,the news tered make a welcome addition to the
vin, money as well as securing it. at the sewing circle, my dear? menu. -January Ladies' Home Jour -
ample copy free. Mrs, Onthego-Mrs. Buddtns has a nal.
new cook and Mrs. Remnant has the - _ -
same one she got two days ago,- wouldn't work Both ways.
Mr. Sam, Hannah, of Griswold Man. Philadelphia North American.
visitiug his relatives and friends in What is good for one is not always
cKillop and Seaforth. The worst to Come, good for another, says Earp>r's
_ ._,_ Mother -Dear mel the baby has Round Table, This Is illustrated In
swallowed that piece of worsted. a short tale told some time ago about
WHERE DOCTORS DISAGREE," Father -That's nothing to the yar•rls a French medical student. While in
she'll have to swallow it she lives to London on a visit, the student lodged
There has been it great deal of dis- grow u'p•-Boston Transcript, in the house with a man very sick
reement from time to time about the - -_ with fever, who was continually be-
erapentic Value of sarsaparilla. In In these days of many pictures -in- sieged by his nurse to drink very nau-
e main, authorities den an seating liquids which were lukewarm.
y y parti- different, bad and worse -in the daily The sick man found this almost im-
lar medical value to the plant. c'IVs press, let it be noted that Buffalo has possible to do, until one day he whis-
t an old wifb's remedy," they say. one illustrated newspaper worthy the .pored to his nurse:
nd in the main theyare right. There name. THE ILLUSTRATED EXPRESS "Bring me a salt herring, and I will
e about a dozen varieties of sarsapar- began well and has grewn better every drink as much as you please."
a, scattered through various conn- year. It is the peer of any pictorial The woman indulged in his request;
as, and of this dozen Oat y one has Journal published. he ate the herring, drank the liquids,
y real curative power. So a man underwent the required perspiration
hose experience might be confined to and recovered.
e eleven other varieties might hon. He Takes the Prize. The French student, thinking this
ly say there was little value in them. "You're mistaken In saying that very clever, Inserted In his Journal:
e one valuable sarsaparilla is found Tightly is the meanest man In the Salt herring cures an Englishman of
Honduras, C. A. Monardes, a phy- state."
fever."
tan of Seville, reeords the intro- No, Ism not. He hired me for a On his return to France he presc: ib -
year as a conductor on that electric ed the same remedy to his first patient
oon of sarsaparilla into S ain as a with a fever. The patient died. On
tilt of the Span isll discove lr es of the railroad of his e starvation pay
wages, which he Inserted In his
and then made trte paY foil case every Journal:
W World, stween 1636 and 1646. trip.,, "N. ]3.-A salt herring cures an Eng -
t the root did not accompheh much. _ W.� _ Tishman, but kills a Frenchman."
t he adds, "a better sort soon after
me from Honduras." It ie this Souris, Man., Sept. 21st 1893.
atter sort" that is used exclusively Messrs. Edmanson, Bates & Co.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla. And it is the Dear Sirs, -I Hud your goods taking
of this "better sort" that has given remarkably well with my customers
er's Sarsaparilla prominence over and they appear to give every satisfac-
other varieties by reason of its won• tion, as indicated by the fact of our hav- I
9
ful cures of blood diseases. Send ing Hold one-half gross of your Kidney- r .
the Curebook, a -story of cures Liver Pills alone during the month of
I by the cured." Free. Address August. Purest and BoaDA
). Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass, S. S. SMITH, Souris,.'Man. d Best for Table and Ir
an. No adulteration. for
Never CAkes. y
4
MERRY MOMENTS.
(flashes of bilin From t110 sclntill4Ll
Per,• of i'progropherp,
Carrie -Jack blinks I'm fickle. T.tt
-That's probably the reason Ire does atl't
propose a secvad time.--I,Ite.
Reginald -My darling, will you.aharc
my lot? Was Uptodedght-Is 4t city vat• .
,uburban?-Ba1t14more, News.
She -the Misses Brown usually .slug
duets, do they not? He -Yea; they
Idlvide the responsibill•ty.-Puck.
T'he mould from Boston swept the
street 'With her glance, It wavy JIoT-
ticeable that the asphalt was •ooverod
with a glare of lee.-Clncinnatl I.n-
quirer.
Men generally admire,businesssense
in a woman, dun'•t they?" "Yee; but
they admire it only in other men's
wives and daughters."-Ghlcago Record
P�irst Artist -Where did Coratchweli
get his artistic education? Second
Artist (savagely) -At some school for
Mechanical drawing. -Cincinnati Trl-
bune.
Tell Elate to hurry! Lf she doesn't
we'll miss the first set entirely!'
"You're not going to get her there
early to -night. She's got a new hat."
- 011dcago Tribune.
"Mrs. Riffraff lied her husband ar-
reated fbr cruelty." '•What had be
been doing?" "Tried to make her stag
buying novels and read the encyclo-
Pedla."-Chicago Reoord.
Chollie Chaping•ton-Hawt I always
say Just what I thdndk don't you knotw!
Haw! Grace Golightly-What an easy
time your vocal chords must havel-
Baltimore News.
She -Once you vowed that I was the
sunahlne of your life. Now you stay
out night alter night. He -Er -why -
I don't expect sunshine after dark. -
Dublin Freeman.
"Haw did I turn over it new leaf?
he repeated dreamd•ly. "Oh, with about
four flingers. Wh?" With a start, he
recalled himself to his surround -Ings. -
New York Press.
He seems to take after -his father."
said the visitor. "I don't when they
Is apple dumplings," volunteered the
little buy, "He don't leave none to
take, "-Indianapolds Journal.
She -It seems almost impossible that
You should love me. He -That's what
my mother says. Haw nicely you and
she will gest along if you always agree
like that. -Harlem Life.
"NO," said Mdggies, "Pew radircads in
this country are conducted on the
square." "I'd like to know why :tot.'•
"Oh, because moat of them maintain
round .houses." -Philadelphia, North
American.
George -I Just saw you coming from
the conservatory with Miss Goldie.
Feather handsome girl, but too reserv-
ed, for me. Tmomas-Yes. I Just re-
served her for life. -Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Mother -When the boy ,in the other
house threw stones at you, why didn't
You come and tell ms? Bobby -Be-
cause, mamma, I can throw them
back bettEg than you. He's more
likely to gest hit. -Hartford Times.
Teacher -Johnny, what Is wind?
Jcrhnny-Wind, air. Is air put in mo-
tion. Temoher-Right. Next boy:
What is the cause of wind? Next boy -
Rivalry for the prize -ring champion-
:R,Ip.-Boston Courier.
Delicately Paced.
"Wha' fo' yo' bnisli7 up again me,
niggah?" savagely demanded the tau
colored gentlerrnan, turning"'around sat
the siderwalk. "I'ze gat a great min'
ter swat yo' good!"
Didn' brush up agln' yo'!" dar•lrW
denied the short colored gentleman.
frowning, threateningly. "Yo' brush
up agim' me, an' 1 b'lieve I'll make yin
ask mah pardon or I wipe up de street
wif yoT,
Wipe up de street wif me--hugh!
I swat yo' once, short niggah, an' yw
not know nuffin', an' yo' lay right
down, fo' suah!"
"FIugh! think I'ze 'fratd ob yo', tali
niggah? Don't yo' nide' me, or I mash
yo' good -'deed I will!"
"Say, loo' here, don' yo' talk like
dot, short niggah! I -I dun bite der
ear off er niggah ib' not sayin' hof
what yo' say ter me!" exclaimed the
tall colored gentleman ominously.
"Don' yo' dictate ter me, thin nig-
gah! I dun butt de lef' lung out ob er
niggah fo' only doin' ter, yaller dawg
w.ha' yo' dun do ter Tris jus, now!
Yo' hear me yap, niggah?" the short
one retorted brushing up against the
other fiercely.
Hugh! I dun carve er niggah's heart
clean out fo' only doln' ter mah white
cat what yo' dun do ter nue; 'deed I
did !"
The tall colored gentleman put his
hand in his pocket, frowning darkly,
a.nd seemed on the point of drawing a
razor, but he only -took out a blue
and yellow bandana and dusted his
diamond shirt stud deliberately.
"Hem -yo' dun db dat 'bout yo'
dumb brute wh$te cat, thin niggah?"
queried the short colored man a trifle
less savagely.
Yas. I dun do dat!-Yo' do dela
'bout yo' dumbbrute yaIler dawg, fat
niggah?"
Yas, I dun do dat 'bout mah dumb
brute yaller dawg, shush."
"Hen -make me feel mdghty sorry
ter smash er pusson what dun lub er
dumb brute, yaller dawg so he dun do
dat fo' hit,"
"W -all, ter tell de troof,hit dun pain
me deep ter t•ink ob wipdn' up de street
wif er pusson so kind an' oonsider-
able to a dumb brute white cat."
"Wha' yo' name, fat higgah?" ask-
ed the ball colored gentleman, after a
slight pause.
Rastas Joh,nsing,Esquiah,sah. Wha'
yo' name, tall niggah?" responded the
short colored gentleman, with sane
slight respect.
Eph•ram Washington, Esquladl,
soh."
Hem -Pleased ter meet yo•, Mr.
Washington, Esqu.lah." .
"'Li;ehtPd ter meet yo', Mr. John-
sinlr, Esqulah."
"Have a see -gar, Mr. Washington,
Esqul ah ?"
Thanks; an' Yo,' ha,b one ob dose,
Mr. Johnsing, Esquiah."
"Ummm-mah! tank yo', sah, Mr.
Washington, Esqutah." I
Wduldn't Know How to Steer.
MISS Mc MIlter---No, Capin.y'ou
have riot been on every sem,; you knout
You ,haven't ventuxed on -the iam ort
matrimony.
Oaptain Batchelor -That's so; bort
yen must remember that matrlmony'•s
Rhe high sea for whioh no c ornvew imp
been tnventedt.-M ooklWn Ilse,
,n
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