The Blyth Standard, 1903-07-16, Page 64444.4444444+++++.+++444 SICK TWO YEARS
BRAIN RACKING
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(Detrufl Times.)
,We aro told that a loan Is as old
en lie feels, and it woman as old as
t11e looks. If that , rule wore re-
versed, I imagine that Miss Lena
Werner, aged 0, of llummouton, N.
J., must have felt about five years
old the other evening, to Judge by
the following story, pulablied in the
New York World of yesterday
now late may a young woman of
EO sit up with her beau, slid may a
young woman of that age be seaukcvl
by her stepmother If she decbuee to
go to bed at the hour est by the
bottsehoid rules
These are grave questions which
the Atlantic County Court will be
palled on to decide In the case of
tits Lena Werner, who Dae cattecd
the arrest of her stepmother, Mrs.
Frederick Werner, ou •t charge of
assault and battery. The casts was
beard by Justice of the fence Gar-
ton, at `Hammonton, N, J., and when
the accused woman learned that site
must furnish 1200 Dell, she cried :
I will not furutsh lull. When I
get out of thio I will follow Lena to
the end of the earth and give her
another tgsaukieg or something
worsoJ'
Miss Werner says she has been re-
ceiving the atteitione of a young
matt of Neeco. When he called last
'Saturday night her stepmother in-
formed her that she must go to beef
before 12 o'clock. After midnight,
she 'Jaye, Mra Werner cajled down
the stairs and salt she must retire at
once.
"I wilt go to bed when I get
ready, Mss Lena replied.
There were heavy footfalls on the
Maims. Mrs. Werner weighs more
than 200 pounds, and In another mo-
ment Mies Lena teas acroee the knee
of stepmother, and the sounds of
spanking were heard throughout the
house. The terrified beau fled.
Mies Werner ()unmated Justice of
the Pence Garton, aid he deelded to
Interview Mrs. Werner. lie sats that
stile he triad to argue with her she
grubbed her stepdaughter anal fin -
tithed the wanking then and there.
The luvtice had sufficient evidence
and Issued the warrant.
I remember an ohm recitation of my
pcboolboy days, which was a favor-
ite among those girls who imagined
themselves big enough to be per-
mitted to "cit tip" eveninge with
their "beaux." It begun tilts way:
"The cluck has struck ten, Willie
dear, and you know.
Papa ham said that at ten you suet
gFoch verse ended with, "delve, kiss
me goof -night, dear, kites we good-
night.' and as there were several
veraeo, mph one covering an hour of
time, 1t is evident that Willie, in spite
of papa's Injtmction, did nut go at
lme
Down in New Jersey, where I pear -
ed my boyhood day., 11 woe -and still
la for all I know to the contrary -
the custom for one "chap" to try to
"out -sit" the other, when two hair
paned to cell on the same girl at the
same tone. This was pretty lulyd an
tho gal, as tho ruche swains
thought nothing of sitting grimly un-
til the crowing cocks and lowtnw eat-
tlo reminded them that daylight was
at hand. Still, the girls never eieenied
to mind It very much ; they rather
took delight In favoring fire( one,
these the other of their rural adntir-
ers, much after the fashion, albeit
a little more crude, of their urban
mdutere.
The oaee in point, however, Devolves
more dins the right to "sit tip" past
midnight. Which of us Is then'p who,
having once enjoyed tlatt incompar-
able privilege la the heyday of youth,
would refuse it to the young folks
of to -da ' t Young peop'e can go with-
out sleep a great deal better than
Did people, and as long as no harm
1* meant or done. why deprive them
of tho pleasure of yawning 1n each
other's face, and murmuring putt no -
hitless by the light of the moon or
the gas -turned low, of course"
But that a stop -mother phould be
permitted tc go tcathlees after
'peaking a yang lady of 21) yedtrs,
right In the presence of her "fellow,"
Is too ohocking to assume, The old
lady, should be punished to precleely
the mate manner ae elle castigated
her hudbarai'a offepring.
There are, doubtless, many persons
who will decry the courage of Lena'e
"beau," which inspired blot to flee.,
lmatead of gallantly rescuing her
from the ponderous embrace or her
peepp-�ma. I don't know, though, that
be 1* to be blamed for heating a lore•
ctpitate retreat. Discretion, you
know, N oft the better part of valor,
while
He•whosite, then rune In flight,
May live to sit mottle other night.
It's bad enough for -a man to dire
agree with hie really, truly, mother-
in-law. To do act when she is only a
proepentive mother -Ln -law, and tt
ptep.one at that, would be the height
of folly. And than, too, one must re-
member that it would be difficult for
so ardent lover to find the object of
bleeders -Hon In a teas romantic attt-
' 1e than the one into which Mime
Idea was forced by her obdurate
steep-pe.rentess. A man might be
moved to tears to ouch a case, but
berdly to heroics.
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BUT WAS CURED
Dodd's Kidney Pills Credited
with Another Victory over
Lumbago
John Hall, a Quebec Bricklayer, tells
how his Troubles Vanished when
be Tried the Great Canadian Mid.
ney Remedy.
Quebec, July 1",-(8 trciall - One
Moro rt'umrkahld cure lune been mark-
ed, up to the cridit of Dodds kidney
Pille In Lltle city. John Ball, brick-
layer, of 17 Lit tie Champlain street,
bathe man cured. Interviewed regard-
ing the matter, tie sale(:
"I have been troubled with lum-
bago for two years and timid not
do my work. I was also suffering
from urinary troubles and hal to
get up at night 00 emelt that my
rest was epotled. ,
"I houghlt one box of Dodges Kid-
ney Ville, and after I had used them
began to see and feel a change. I
have mall three hoxes and I am
now cured"
Sinner curer; by Dodd's Kidney
Pilto are reported so frequently
that it seems safe to say that Dodd'o
Kidney Pelle will cure any form of
Kidney Complaint or any dleeaee
catered by disordered Kidneys.
A Happy Editor.
IAlynror F:xproas, Julio 0.l
The man who gives away the old
baby buggy, eradto and high chair,
under rho Impression that he Is dead
sore not to have any more use for
them, is a big chump. That's what
wo did, only some fifteen year* ago,
and on Tuesday test another baby
made ,jte appearance in our home.
Ilea only a boy, but as he Is the
cutesy., sweetest, smartest, pretti-
etpt thing; that eter happened, are
have (made up our mind to keep him.
Ili our present excited condition it
im Impossible for ns to give an ex-
tendel deerriptlon of this remark-
able cldtd thea wewk. We have changed
our mind on tate boy question, how-
ever, and begin to feet a deep sym-
pathy for the poor, good-for-noth-
ing fellows who have nothing but
girls and are trying to delude them -
s 41'00, ate We diet for so many years,
with the Idea that they are stationed
and happy. Our experience and ex-
ample should give them renewed hope
and encouragement. The k1d has not
learned to smoke yet, although he
eeemo to crave no end of friends who
do. Thet'o L., a t'Sgar for each of them
so long as oar puree hangs out. Con-
firmed old beehelore and married
men without a boy barrel. Married
men with no children at all shot on
eight.
loo Cream In a Cup You Can Eat.
Al rew kind of leo cream sandirich
will exon nuke its appearance on
the streets. It to an English in-
vention, but a hustling vendor
hats secured the American rights to
tt anti will place it on tjte market
at soon as hie factory 1s In running
order. Once the ice-cream pedtere
sold their ware on a stip of paper,
which, when the cream was eaten,
was thrown away. Then the Ira.
cream sandwich, as we know it now,
came Into being. Now, however, we
will have a combination of the
two, for the new sandwich Ie a
cracker cup titled with cream. The
English process, which hakes the
cracker in tete form of a cup, alae
Imparts varlouo flavors to It, and
the happy street urchin can eat his
delicacy without having to throw
the receptacle sway, as he need to
do, and without losing any of the
eream by leakage, as Ie now the
woe.
Spiritual Consolation
Exchange.
Ser pastor camp to comfort an o1d
Barky woman who had mitered a (sad
bereavement.
'Well, my good woman," the peetor
remark&i, "in your bitter trial I1nope
you have found some ray of comfort
from the Scriptures"
"Indeed I have, dominie," was the
aonfldent tlwuglt tearful reply.
"That's grated, sister :" exclaimed
the parson, sympathetically ; "but
ten me what pattsnge of the Word
helped you moot ?"
- NOrtb and bear it."
HINDER TALK.
Some of the Important feature* of
the Massey -Hunan Blinder are:
Folding Divtdere-No bolts or nuts
10 unscrew. You merely releatee a
spring on the outside Divider and
unhook the Inside one to fold them.
A youngster can do It easily and
properly. The Dividers are very
rigid in their working positions and
remain at whatever angle they are
folded over the conveyor canvas.
Floating Elevators -They literally
float. The grain cannot ettck or
choke in the Hassey -Harris eleva-
tor, no matter how much it le
bunched,
Simple Knotter-Capable of ad-
jurtment to take up wear.
Reel -Suited for hatelling the
enols under all conditions of wea-
ther or land. It will plek up tan-
gled or laid grain and lay it neatly
on the table. It also handles long or
*!tort grain with splendid oilmen.
Roller Bearing* throughout to
lighten the draft and make the work
terry for the horses. The beasts know
when they are hitched to a Mammey-
Iiarrie-It rune so cagily.
PROPHETIC FAILURES,
Fantastic Forecasts id the World's
Itenew'nt of the Old Past Ince.
Mr Baxter's prophecy that the
sold is coming to an end In IJ14
le a. revival of a pastime that was
epidemic a tett yea 01 ago, 011,f, /I a
inuuhrd Itropb-•L+ made slnmihtr ror'-
eeete noel went on merrily sL;n-
1ug contracts for long monocle of
yeal'a.
These prophecleo are always basal
nlon a la elastic trod arbitrary tu-
terprctalion of soul' portion of the
rt;'ripturds, uturiily Daniel or She
i;evetn.tion. 'Pias le one wl'lch was
advertised estlmsiwily in 1893;
'Two yearn and ten months is ell
tits time that reit-mine from fust Fri-
day -Ally 3tle, 1893, until March :,fid
l890 -when the teen -Let on o' 111,-
0011 livIeg 1'lu'intlans without (Il-
ing lo Heaven is wipes:tett"
It then want on to declare that
a groat Eu un war wets Imini nent
to ext"lid I, Mire to the Rhin^, and
form rho Confederacy of Ten Ktng-
doms--Franco, Britain, Spain, defy,
Au et Greene, Egypt, eyrla, Tor -
key and the Balkan tate. - the
Taw -horned Wild Beast mtmtion"d 10
Daniel vii, 21.
Most of these propheelee are
strongly' agoInet Germany, who is
always declared to be outside the
eonfederacle1.
In 1891 a statement appeared for
non • days in the Tints advertise-
ment :.'plume to the effect that a
Napoleon would be King of Syria in
1891, after fleet appearing In Dan-
fel'e little born or King of a little
(:reek State, probably Mtoolonla, in
1893. After tide he wlte to reign
ad dortocrnUe Emperor over ten
kingdom" for a period or 1,.00
days. Then 11) 1901 he was to Per -
at the battle of Armageddon.
Tide coming great Napoleon tine
prophet of dissolution declared to be
" young Loch+ Napo)eon, 10110 is now
eolonei of a Russian regiment at
Tillie, In the Catteaalle."
All the prophets -aril they were
many -agreed that the old world
could not Furtive the pluming of the
century. ride was their final shot.
They had ghee preddeuS date., bat
always Were courteous enough to
et'aoge thele when the day passed
by. --London Expre-se.
Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfectant
Soap Powder ie better than other powders,
as it is both soap and disinfectant. .t
Ileal Mean.
Chicago News.
Rees -Young MIftklne le daffy on
the subject of matrimony. Ile alike
every girl he meet* to marry him.
"ebb --Well, n'hy don't you get
come ono 10 IntroIlls e .tOn?"
F:nvles the Peds.
London Free Preen.
'.oho wouldn't be a schoolmaster
for tho next couple of mouths? It
must be pie.
Minard's Liniment Cures target In
Cows
The Proper Classification.
De Style -Ts he a ebip of the old
block ?
'Gnnbestn-No, !no's a claw of tbe
old lobster.
Raddeck, Juno 11, 1897.
C. C. RICHARDS & CO.
Dear S1rw- MINAR.D'S LINIMENT
Is my remedy for NEUIIAL(IIA.
It relieves at once.
A. 8. McDONALD.
More or Less Philosophy.
Love is a monopoly -but 1t In not
always a trust.
A. position in hand 1s worth a dozen
In prospect.
One pair of yellow sheer does not
make a summer.
You cannot take your money be-
yond the grave, but It will pay for a
targe, nice epitaph.
Moving Is almost an bad as getting
married -and moat people have to do
it oftener.
It is seldom that a man le as good
as hie wife tells others he ie, or as
bad as she tell, him he Is.
Alt cannot pled golf, but tbe hum-
blest may carry it few sticks in a
canvas ball and Look solemn.
If we who listen to anglers' tales
may credit wbat they say, we find
We the fish with the largest scales
Hutt always gets a weigh. •
leatlatying the Meaty Soul.
Yonkers Statesman.
She -They lacy the eyee are the
windows of the soul, I believe.
He -Yee, and when a man goes into
a drug store and shuts a window
quickly the clerk knows just about
what the poor soul wants,
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Old-time Forest Fires.
Oct. 8, 1825, a conflagration broke
out In Central Maine whdch over-
ran more titan a million acres of
land and swept all before it. About
the same time a fire arose near
whicttcon the killed more thane
Including nearly every mem-
ber of the Mamelon tribe of Indi-
ans, and which poured a tide of
*oorching flame aoross the Province
of Quebec, licked up the northern end
of New Brunewlek and (11(1 not stop
until the margin of at. Lawrence
bay was reached and Mirimaohl turn-
ed to clnetere and duet In a day. -
Bangor, 1[e., News.
Sunlight Soap will not
burn the nap off woolens
nor the surface off linens.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
IGUT
onREDUCES
EXPENSE
Ask Gr the wagon Ban so
Ways or Eating Lett lie,
N. V. Prean.
There has been all unwritten IOW
auwng epicures that fettled ehould
neler be cut with a knife. Indeed,
1t should not be touched with a
knife, they aty. Now, the common
peop;e 11(00 heard thee, anti it Is
their habit to roll up a big leaf
with a fork, sop It in the dressing
fwd peck It In their ntputitu as one
used to wad a mussieltoei 1ing gun
with a bit of newspaper. Once In a
while you will see a dainty eater
pick up leaves in the fingers, borri-
flet at the thought of touching the
lettuce even With it. silver fork. It
has not rrcarretl to meet lettuce
cetera that the epicures who 00-
11bllshed these unwritten MVPS ate
ucly the heart of the vegetable.
which does not require cutting,
parking or wedding, but nray be
taken on the tip of at fork and ran-
veylvt decently to the buccal cavity.
Therefore, when in Society, oat only
the heart. if you- want the best
part of the lettuce (the outer leave..)
Break into the kitchen, shake It lit-
tle pepper and salt in your bund aril
go ahead.
"THF ONLY WAY."
There to but one way to property
appreciate tete advantages of a trip
to New York or Boston on the
trains of the New York t': b trail
Railway, and that 1* to use the line.
See your ticket agent.
The Irascible Man.
An Irascible man Is a llee at
home. His wife le afraid to call her
soul her own, feet she should Stir
up 01)01 anger. Isle eldldren shrink
from his presence in dread at a
growl or a (Clow. Ho Ls liko a skele-
ton at a felted or a cloud surcharged
with storm, He le a penance to !ds
wale and to bars example to his chil-
dren. He ought to take hie temper
and pea a met on It. Le this para-
graph for you ".-Cathole Union
and Timer.
LINGERING, STUBBORN 0110 SORES, the eight
of which makes you shudder, aro cured by
Weaver's Cerate. The Flood;cleunsing is
completed with Wenver'o Ilyrup.
Popped Just in Time.
Philadelphia Press.
" And now, dear," euld the de-
tigbted youth, "when may I speak to
your father Y'
You don't have to, George," re-
plied the etv'eet young thing, who
had Just nrccpteti Itim. " He told me
to -day flet If you didn't steak to
me to -night he'd epeok to you to-
morrow."
Rural Philosophy.
The following bit of rur•tl p11110s-
optly was overheard In a tacln-
,vutd in the east of England the
other day;
"James, my eon," said the man,
who stood nixing milk and water,
"ye see what I'm a-doln' of Y"
'Yee, father," replied James ; "you're
spearing water into the milk:"
"No, I'm not, James; I'm a -pouring
milk into the water, So, 11 any-
body axes you if I put water into
ttie milk, you tell 'stn no. Alice
stick to the truth, James. Cheated
ie bad enough, but lyln' is wuse."-
Tit-Buts.
You can Keep Cool.
exchange,
If yen- I 1 I .
Don't get exalted.
Dress property.
Bathe dally in tepid salt water.
Cut down tho daily newt supply.
Substitute cold cereals for hot ones
Dispense with heavy soups.
Toru your back on rich deeserte,
Have plenty of barrios, fruits, vege-
tables. amnesty and cold puddings.
Keep the Louse darkened through
the haat of the day.
Lie down every afternoon.
Don't Mange Iced drinks Into a
heated ptomaoh.
Leave bIf all ennecesaary 'fixings,
and be content to look neat and cord
-Exatuwere.
Mina^dee Liniment Cures L'?hthe-
r1a.
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Bright Scheme.
Chicago News.
Parson -Brother, how can we pre-
vent everyone from donating cop-
pers?
Deacon -Oh, I have a good scheme.
We'll take up the collection with a
cash register.
ISSUE N0. 29, 1903
Mn. Windows bombing Childre g U>t I
always he need for Chlldreo
,00thei the child, softens thesatna et wine
colic and 11 the best remedy for Ufarr
EW)NU :MACHINE OPERATORS WANT,
u ed—un ladles' and children's headwear'
ides, clean, tight One; highest wages an
efendy employment ulsu bright girls to
learn. I\nos llanohlcttlring Co., 48 and 50
1Velllugton east, Toronto.
Summar
Excursions
To Rochester, 1nn0 islands, nay of Qutnte,
Rapids tit. Lawrence, to Montreal Quebec,
Murray tiny, niter du Loup, '1 adousae,
Saguenay Slyer.
Steamers Toronto, Kingston
al -o by steamers Hamilton, Spartan
and Cersleals
Further information apply to H. Foster
Chaffee, western 1'tsseager Agent, 'roroutu
ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT
Removes all hard, soft or calloused
tamps and blemishes from horses;
blood spavin, curbs, epltuts, ringbone,
sweeney, stifles, 'prates, sore and
swollen throat. coughs, etc, Save 150
by use of one bottle. Warranted the
most wonderful blemish cure ever
know&
UBE
1,000 MILE AXLE GREASE
It Has No Equal
Mannfecturod only by
THE CAMPBELL MFC. CO.
of HAMILTON, ONTARIO.
For sale by all lentting dealers.
Going Down the Chute.
Philedolphia Press.
8t. peter -What did you de on
earth?
Gambler -Welk I-er-kept a dive,
but --
8t. Peter -Take one now.
THE HORSE MARKET
Demands Sound Homes Only.
Lane hams s n 0 tor. •son halt ti.rir ace„nl, Al, and
w•nHthar '
is tau. a Ar he. Lottie, o(h�: r,nie,ly
1.11 t • pnrm 1,0 for o}+ rine, Ringbone.
eptl t1 b. I 1 -, , at lonneuaa.
s n,tl li
nog es gumantce of t-ae,a'ndunwmun
as tan one
Cured two Bono Spavins al fon Years' Standing.
r,tl,;nn r:.v., Ma. ,,, ,)s,.
Dr . P. 1. Foden Cn, Gentlemen:—son )3 ago I
used )o,,: K.+xt.J1s So.+vin Como, a hone 1101100 mo
Hone appname, std it removed them entirely. There
SPa,10 1.r1 l,,:en on him Irmo bath and were of ten
yus lamb. . 1 sow has ca a of a mare that u
mimed bytn' g through a bride, nd am going to rte
r deplete treatment with your 810,10 Cure, Noesenndm ,copy of your "Treatise on the Hon end hh
Diseases,” Yourr very truly, CLARK 0. PORT.
Pries /1; sin air f e. A, a liniment to foully • e
0 baa no gond. Ask e„or Mani t for Eende1I
e.01n ears, she "s Ttemles on tn. ao»s;
titsbook fee, oraddeu
DR. B.J. KENDALL CO,. Enoaburg Falls, yt
Nervy its 'tripe ot'Peril.
Peek.
Ede. -You're so bashful, Mr. Cal 001
1 really believe that if you over
marry. the lady will have to pro-
pose,
Ile -W -Well, but I might baso-er
-nerve enoogtr to decline.
There ie more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other disesteem put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
be Incurable. Fora great many years doc-
tors pronounced it a local disease and pree
cribed loan remedies and by constantly fall-
ing to cure with local treatment,pronounced
It Incurable. Science has proven catarrh tobe
a constitutional disease anti therefore re.
quires a constitutional treatment. Hall'eCa-
tarrh Care, manufactured by F. .1 Cheney k
Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is the only constitutional
cure on the market. It to taken Internally is
doses from 10 drops to a tenopoonful. Itact'
directly on the Flood and mucous surfaces of
the system. They offer Dae hundred doean
for filly case It mils to cure. Send for clrcn-
tars and teet)monials.
Address F. J. CHENEY tit CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Dre filets -i ac.
Hull's
Family Pills are the best.
Principal Point of DlRererce.
Yoskere Statesman.
"What is the difference betweea
1.0115 and poultry, pop?"
"Wry, hens, my von, aro things
that belong to our neighbors, pout.
try is something' a man OW00 him.
self.'
Piles
To Trove to you dame Da
Cheee'e Ointmentissaoet'tafa
and absolute Duro for .a0*
and every form of iteble&
bleedingand protruding piles.
the manufaetarent have guaranteed it. See Ms.
Unionists In the daily press and ask your Wile
what they think of It, You can us) It atmd
getT7our money back it not curod. Me a box. s1
all deslsre or LOMAP1801.4,HATICS k Co.,TomntQ,
Dr: Chase's Ointment
Hardened.
Chicago News.
"Man below wants to be a0 ante
pire, boos."
"Well. does he think ile can stand
all the kicks that will Dome his
way?"
"Guess so. Saye he used to be
a complaint clerk In a gas otfloas
Just as They Do Ashore.
Judge.
First Mate -The cook has been
swept overboard, sir.
Captaln-Hang her! I knenv ebe'd
leave wltbout warning.
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