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The Clinton News-Record, 1898-10-05, Page 2A STRANGER'S WLR' IIEV. DR. TALMAGE PREACHES .AN ELOQUENT SERMON. He Draws some Useful Lessons Fro* CIO Conversion of NIncveh-Preclaloa 1Str Punctuality of the Divine A tflc ► went -Religious Warning May :Stern Preposterous -God Glues Every Alan se Fair Chance for ais Life. e ' A despatch from Washington says: --- Dr. Talmage preached from the follow- ing text: "Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown," -Jonah iii. 4. On the banks of the Tigris there is a great capital, sixty miles in circum- ference, surrounded by a wall broad enough to allow three chariots to go abreast ; fifteen hundred tur- rets, each two hundred feet high, car- rying aloft the grandeur of the city. There are six hundred thousand inhabi- tants. The metropolis is not like our crowded cities; but gardens wreathe the homes of private citizens with tropical blaze of color, wet with the spray of falling waters, and there are pasture fields, on which cattle browse, In the very midst of the city. It is a delicious climate, even in midsummer never rising to more than seventy de- grees. Through the gates of that city roll the commerce of Eastern ,and Western Asia. On its throne sits Sardanapalus, his every meal a ban- quet, his every day a coronation. There are polished walls of jasper and chal- cedony, bewildering with arrow -head inscriptions and scenes of exciting chase and victorious battle. There are mansions adorned with bronze, and vases, and carved statues of ivory, and ceilings with mother-of-pearl, and mantel enamelling, and floors with slabs of alabaster. There are other walls with sculptured flowers, and panelling of Lebanon cedar, and burn- isbed copper, and doorways guarded by winged lions. The city roars with chariot wheels, and clatters with swift hoofs, and is all a -rush and a- blaze with pomp, and fashion, and pow- er. The river Tigris bounds the city on one side, and moat and turretted wall bound it on the other sides, and there it stands defiant of earth and heaven. Fraud in her store -houses. Uncleanness in her dwellings. Obscene display in her theatres. Iniquity ev- erywhere. Nineveh the magnificent. Nineveh the vile. NIN.EVEH THE DOOMED. One day, a plain -looking man comes through the gate into that city. He is sunburned as though he had been under the browning process of a sea voyage. Indeed, he had been wrecked and picked up by such a life- boat as no other man ever rode in -a whale's fins and flukes being to him both oars and rudder. The man had been trying to escape his duty of preaching a disagreeable .sermon ; but now, at last, his feet strike the street of that city. No sooner has he passed under the shadow of the wall and en- tered it, than clearing his throat, for loud and distinct utterance, he begins; and the water carrier sets down his jug, and the charioteer reins in the steeds, and the soldiers on the top of the wall break ranks to look and lis- ten, while his voice shivers through the avenue, and reverberates amid the dwelling of potentate and peasant, as he cries out: " Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be ,overthrown!" The people rush out of the market places and to the gates to listen to the strange sound. The king invites the man to tell the story amid the corri- dors of the palace. The courtiers throng in and out amid the statues, and pictures, and fountains, listening to the startling message: " Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.' " What is that fellow about ?" says some of the 'people. "Is he a madman escaped from his keepers? He must he an alarmist, Who is announcing his morbid fears. He ought to be arrested and put in the prison of the city." But still the man moves on, and still the cry goes up: " Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown." There is no madness in his eye, there is no fanaticism in his manner, but only a Divine authority, and a terrible earn- estness which finally seizes the whole city. People rush from place to place and say: " Have you seen that pro- phet ? What does he mean? Is it to be earthquake, or storm, or plague, or be- siegement of foreign enemy ?" Sardan- apalus puts off his jewelled array and puts on mourning, and the whole city goes down on its knees, and street cries to street, and temple to temple,. and the fifteen hundred turrets join the dirge: " Yet forty days, and Nine- veh shall be overthrown." A BLACK COVERING is thrown over the horses and the sheep and the cattle. Forage and water are kept from the dumb brutes so that their distressed hellowings may make a dolorous accompaniment to the lam- entation of six hundred thousand souls who wring their hands, and beat their temples, and throw themselves into the dust, and deplore their sin, crying out: " Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown?" God beard that cry. He turned aside from the affairs of eternal state, and listened. He said: "Stop! I must go down and save that city,. It is re- penting, and cries for help, and they shall have it, and Ninevah shall live." Then the _apple took down the tim- brels, and loosened the foot of the dance, and flung new light on the pan- els of alabaster, and started the sup- pressed fountains, and the children clapped their bands; and from Sarden- npnlus on the throne, clear down to the keeper of the city gate, where brown -faced Jonah went in with hia 'hi idling message, there were song and laughter, and congratulation, and fes- tivity and jubilee. " And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil that He hid said He would do unto them; and He did it not." 1 learn, in the first place, from this subjectthe preeesion and punctuality of the Divine arrangement. You will see that God decided exactly the day when Nineveh's lease of mercy should end. If Jonnb preached that sermon on the first day of the month, then the doom was to fell upon Nineveh on the tenth day of the next month. So God decides what shall be the amount of our rebellion. Though there may be no Sound in the heavens, He has deter- mined the length of His endurance of our sin. It may be forty days, it may be forty hours, it may be forty minutes, it' may he forty seeonds. The fact that the affairs of God'a government are in- finite and multifarious is no reason why He should not attend to the min- utiae. God no more certninly decided thnt on June 15th, 1215, Eng' ind should breve her Magna Charts ; n r that for- ty days after Jonnh preachers that ter- mini, Nintwah'n ehMTice Tor mercy ahnttid end unless she repented, than He bas the Point beyond which yon #tat oases and stili obtain the teinenoy, What careful walking: t t •tp make for those who are UAW,lest the hour -glass of their OPPertItnit,r be almost empty. Men atfd lvo?I1Qn do not lose their souls through putting off repentance for ever, but only by putting it off one :second after the ti.n:Le is up. They pro- pose to become Christian in mid-life, but they die in youth; or they pro- pose in old age to be Christians, but they die in mid-life; or on the forty- first -day they will Uttend to the mat- ter, but on the fortieth NINEVEH IS tERTHROWN. Standing on ship` deck amid acoil of chains, sailors r ughly tell you to stand back if you do not want Our limes broken, or by the chains be hurled overboard; for they are go- ing tr, let out the anchor, and when the anchor does go the chains make the deck smoke with their speed. As swiftly our time runs away from us. Now it seems coiled all around us in a pyramid of years, and days, and min- utes, but they are going, and they will take us off with their lightning velo- city. If I should by some superna- tural revelation to -night tell you just how long or how brief will he your opportunity for repentence and salva- tion, you would not believe me. You would say: "I shall have tenfold that time; I shall have a hundredfold that time." But you will not have more; you will have less. You have put off repentance so long that you are going to be very much crowded in this mat- ter of the soul's salvation. The cor- ner of time That is left you is so small that you will hardly have room to turn around init. You are like an ac- countant who has to have a certain number of figures added up by four o'clock in the afternoon. It is two full round hours' work, and it is a quarter past three o'clock, and yet he has not begun. You are like a man in a case of life and death, five miles from the depot, and the train starts in thirty minutes, and you have not hltrnessed the horse. You are like a man who comes to the bridge across a swollen river in time of a freshet. The circumstances are such that he must go across. The bridge quivers, the abutment begins to give way; but he stands, and halts, and waits, until the bridge cracks in twain and goes down, hoping then that on the floating timbers he may get over to the other shore. God is not looking Inertly and un- concernedly upon the position you oc- cupy. Just as certainly as there is a bank to the ebbing river, just. so cer- tainly there is a bank to the river of your opportunity. The margin is fix- ed. There will be a limit to God's forbearance. "Yet forty days, and Nineveh pha1l be overthrown." Still further; I learn from this sub- ject that religious warning may seem preposterous. So it is now that re- ligioun warning seems to many an asburdity. It is more to them a joke than anything else. ."Repent ? Pre- pare? Was there ever ai man with st.ienger health than I have? Vision clear, hearing alert, lungs stout, heart steady. Insurance companies tell me I shall have seventy years of life. My father and mother were both long diced Feel the muscle in my arm." AL, my brother, it is not preposterous when I come out to tell you that you need to make preparation for the fu- ture I. have noticed that it is THE INVALIDS WHO LIVE ON, They take more care of their health, and so they outlive the robust and athlete. I have• noticed in my circle of a,gtaiutnnces, for the last few years, that five rpbust and ' athlete rite 6:, out of life to one invalid. Death prides himself on the strength of the cattle he takes. t "Boast not thyself of the morrow, for thou know - est not what a day may bring forth," A splinter may he lancet sharp enough to bleed our life away. Look out! The plip of a train from the track,the rush of a runaway horse through the street, any one of ten thousand perils may be upon you. "In snob a day and hour as you think not, the Son of Man cometh." Your • opportunitse. for- ve.- pentabee is ahetiost over. "Yet forty days and Nineveh shall be over- thrown." Still further: I learn from my sub- ject that God gives every man a fair chance for his life. The iniquity of Nineveh was accumulating. It had been rolling up and rolling up. There the city lay -blotched, seething, fest- ering under the sun. Why did not God put an end to its iniquity? Why did not God unsheath some sword of lightning from the scabbord of a storm -cloud and slay it? Why did He not with some pry of an earth• quake throw it into the tomb where Caraccas and Lisbon now lay? \Vhy did He not submerge it with the scorn of His indignation, as He did Hercul- aneum and Pompeii? It was because He wanted to give the city a fair chance. You would have thought that thirty days would have been enough to repent in, or twenty days, or ten days. Aye, you would have said: "11 that city don't quit ils sin in five days, it never will." But see the wide margin. Listen to the gen- erosity of time.."Yet forty day.;!" Be frank, my brother, and confess to -night that God is giving you a fair chance for safety, a better one than He gave to Nineveh. They had one prophet. You have beard the voices of fifty. ThOy had one warning. You h•tve had a thousand. They had forty days. Some of you have had forty years. Sometimes the warnings of God have come upon your soul soft as the breath of lilies and frankincense, and then again as though hurledfrom a catapult of terrific providence. God has sometimes led you to see your un- saved condition while you were walk- ing amid perils, and your hail. stood on end, and you stopped breathing; you thought your last moment had come. Or, through protracted illness. He allowed you in many a midnight to think over this subject -when alt was still save the ticking of the clock in the hall and the beating of your own anxious heart. Warned that you were a sinner. Warned that you needed a Divine Saviour. Warned of coming retribution. Warned of an eternity crowded with splendour or catastrophe. Warned by the death of those with whom you were familiar. WARNED DAY AFTER DAY, and month after month, and year aft- er year -warned, warned, warned.. 0! my dear brother, if your soul is lost, in the day of judgment you will have to aeknoe ;edge "no mon ever had a better cLance for heaven than I had. I was preached to, and prayed for, and Divinely solicited. I was shewn the right, and fully persuaded of it ; hut I did not. act, and I did not believe, and now, in the presence of a burning earth and a flying heaven. I tnke the whole responsibility. Hear me, men 1 Angels! Devils I -I took the life of my own soul ; and I did it so thoroughly that it is done for ever. And now I trudge off over the hot desert and under the burning sky --a suicide) A Suicide I" Yes, I think you have all been warned; but if up until this very hour you have happened to escape such intimation to -night I ring it in your ears: "Yet forty, days and Nineveh shall be overthrown!" Still further: I learn from this sub- ject that when the people repent, the Lord lets them off. While yet Nine- veh was on its knees, and Sardanapal- us sat in the ashes, and the unfed cattle were yet moaning in the air, and the people yet deploring their sin, God reversed the judgment, and said: "Those people have repented. Let them rw.. Sated".vt,ednd. f iia newlaces fleww, eedTh,e gat I* T S .. bendred, thousand people saved - belt of sixty, utiles•,et city saved. Le ` the awe ;be *lung from one wall to the Other; from the east wall, clear oyer to the west wall. Let the bells ring. Let the cymbals slap. Let flag's be flungcat from all the fifteen hulndred turrets, Let the king's lamp -lighters kindle up the throne - room. "And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil that He had said that He would do unto them; and He did it not." In other words, when a sinner repents, God repents. The one gives up his sins; the other gives up his judgments. The moment that a man turns to God, the relation of the whole universe towards him is changed, and the storms, and the lightnings, and the thunders, and the earthquakes, and the gran- deurs of the jedgment day, and the realities of the eternal world, all be- come his coadjutors. God and the angels come over on his side. iRepent, give up your sin and turn to God, and you will be saved, "Ah," says some one, "that's a tough thing to do." "I have been drinking," says some one; or, "I have been unchaste," says some one; or, "I have been blasphemous," says another; or, "I have been a jSab- bath breaker," says another; or, "I have a hard heart," says another, "and now you ask me to give up my sin. I can- not do it -and I wont do it." Then you will die. That is settled. •But somebody else says: "I /will give uperey sin, and I will now take the Lord for my portion." You will live. That ie just as certainly settled. You will to -night either have to fling away sin or fling away heaven. The one is a husk -the other is al cornet. The one is a groan -the other is an anthem. The one is a sting -the other is an il- lumination. Christ's fair complexion, of which his contemporaries wrote, is gone, and His fade is red, and His hands as red, and His feet are red with the rushing blood of His own suffering endured to get you out, of sin, and death and hells Oh, will you to -night implore Him to let His suf- fering take the place of your ill desert? If you will, all is well, and you may now begin to twist garlands for your brow, for YOU ARE ALREADY A VICTOR. All heaven comes surging upon your soul in the announcement: " there is no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus." Now, will you (10 it? I care nothing for a sermon unless it has an application, and this is the application: will you do it? "Ah," says some one, "I believe that is right. I mean some day to surrender the entirety of my nature to God. is reasonable. I mean to be a Christian, but not now," That is what thousands of you are saying. I am afraid if you do mot give your heart to God to -night, you never will, You may have heard of the ship Rebecca Goddard that came near one of our porte this last winter. They were all scoured up and ready for the land- ing, when comeng, almost into the har- bour,, an ice -floe took the ship and pushed it out to sea, and it drifted about two or three days, and there was great suffering, and one was frozen dead at his post. How near they got into the hart our, and yet they did not get in. How many there are here to -night who feel they are almost in the harbour of God's mercy. Why do you not come ashore, lest Tome ice -floe of sin and worldliness drive you out again to the sea, and you die in the rigging? I throw you the rope to -night. I hurl you this warn- ing. Make fast to heaven now. This moment is vanishing, and with it may go everything; and so I run up and town through this audience with the banner of the cross: Rally, immortal men, rally! "But," aye some one in the house. "I wont take your advice. I'll risk it. I dcfy God. Here I take my stand, and I ask no odds either of earth or heaven." Let me tell such that you are in a battle where you will be worsted. "Yet forty days!" erhaps thirty days. Perhaps ten days. Perhaps three days. Perhaps one daga The horses that drag-on,that chariot- of doom are lathered with the foam of a great speed, and their hoofs clip fire from the flinty •road, and their nostrils -throb with the hot haste as they dash on. Get out of the way, or the wheels will roll over you. You cannot endure the ire of an incensed Gori. Throw yourselves down on your knees now and pelt the henvene with bloodred cries for mercy. The ter- minal chance is going; the last, the last chance is going, going. 0, wake up before you wake up among the lost. May Coe Almighty, by Hie Eternal Spirit, wake you up. There is a story running indistinct- ly though my mind of a maiden ;whose love was doomed to be put to death when the curfew bell struck nine o'clock at night, and she thought that if she could keep that bell from ring- ing for a little while her lover and friend would be spared. And so under the shadow of the night she crept up into the tower and laid hold of the tongue of the hell. lefterawhile the Sexton tame up to the tower and put his hand on the rope, and waited for the right moment to come; and then by the light of his lantern kind his watch he found it was nine o'clock, and he seized the rope and he pulled, and the hell turned, but in silence, and the maiden still held on to the tongue of tho bell swinging back and forth wildly through the belfry, and the curfew bell rang not and so time was gained and pardon arrived, and a precious life was saved. 0, it seems to me as if there were those here doomed to death. You have condemned yourselves. It seems to me as if the death knell of your immortal soul were about to strike. The angel of God's justice has his band on the rope, yet I seize the tongue of that bell, and I hold on, hop- ing to gain a little time, and I cry out: "0 God, not yet 1 not yet I" hoping that time may be gained and pardon may fly from the throne and your soul may live. May the God who saved Nineveh save you. But some of you have put it off so long that I fear time is up. ANIMALS THAT NEVER DRINK. There are some animals which never drink; for instance, the llamas of Pata- gonia and certain gazelles of the Far East. A number of snakes, liz- ards and other reptiles live in places devoid of water. A bat of Western American inhabits waterless plains. In parts of Lozere, France, there are herds of cows and goats which hardly ever drink, and yet produce the milk for Roquefort cheese. BOTH HATED ED IT. She-'Wltewl If I'd known you'd smoked a horrid pipe, I never would have married you. JIe-If I'd known I couldn't smoke oigara and support a woman, too, I never would have married you. The waiters, bell -boys, and other at- tendants at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, are inclined to stumble over one an- other in their eagerness to serve Day, - Id H. Moffatt, the Colorado' Millionaire, who is frequently a guest there. When he rings for a glass of lee -water, his tip to the bell -boy is usually a dollar; when his dinner pleases him, his re- gular tip to the waiter is five dollars. His Most generous tip was to Tom Gay, the Tread waiter, whom lie recently took 'with bttn on a trip to irurope. SUNDAY SCITOOL. INTERNATIONA LESSON, OCT,. 9 "Jeiloshaphat's Cool ROW' V,!%1•.*Ron H. 1-10, Golden Text. Frirv.:3 6.. PRACTICAL NOW.% Verse 1. Strengthened himself against Israel. The young king had every reason to expect attacks from the north, for all his predecessors had been forced to resist the aggressions of the kings of Samaria. But Jehoshaphat was a statesman as well as a soldier, and we find that his steel -clad' hand was soon extended in friendship to the Israelite king. His first action was, wisely, to prepare for war; his sec- ond, still more wisely, was to estab- lish peace, ' 2. He placed forces in all the fenced cities. In Jehoshaphat's age "stand• ing armies" were in their infancy, and it was the novelty of garrisons in the great fortifications that led to this special record. Amid present condi- tions no ruler would think of erecting a fortification without a garrison to occupy it. Set garrisons in the land of Judah. He established military posts, and it is not improbable that the standing army of Judah was the earliest in the world's history. The cities of Ephraim, which Asa his fa- ther had taken. What these cities were and when they were taken we do riot know. It will be wise for the teacher to read carefully the rest of this chapter, and the next three also, so as to get a complete view of Jehoshs aphat's reign. �J. The Lord was with Jehoshaphat, Simply because Jehoshaphat was with the Lord. The reason given by the chronicler is not exactly plain to us because of a slight question concern- ing the text: Because he walked in the first ways of his father David. Many commentators believe "the first ways" to mean the former ways, and to contrast the relative purity and holy ideals of the youthful king Da- vid with the selfishness and sordid characteristics which made him fall in- to sin in his later years. But there are reasons for supposing that the word "David" has been put here accident- ally. It dues not stand in the,Vatican text of the Septuagint, which is the motet valuable of all ancient versions cif the Old Testament; and if it be omitted, and we read, "he walked in the first ways of his father," the refer- ence is to Asa. Additional probability gathers around this reading when we get to the next verse, and find that the word "father" there refers to Asa, and when we read in the paral- lel passage, 1 Kings 22. 43, "he walk- ed in all the ways of Asa his father." Asa's early life was conspicuously of a higher moral tone than were his later years. Sought not unto Raalim. Which word here is probably used generically 'to include all idolatry. There were many sorts, ranging from the worship of the true God with the help of images, "the stn of Jeroboam," down to the foulest orgies that were ever misnamed wor- ship. It is hard for unspiritual people to worship without the help of their senses. forms and ceremonies can- not be done without till one has gone far in faith, and to the very end of our earthly life they are to a (degree needed; but the tendencyi of unspiritu- al people is always to elevate the form above the spirit. Baalim is a plural word-Baals; while there was but one Baal, he had in the ancient mind many personifications. The wor- ship of the Phenician god Baal was greatly strengthened in Isreal during J'ehoshaphal's reign in Judah by the 'aggressive conduct of Queen Jezebel, who had come from Phenicia 4. Sought to the Lord God of his father. This, coming after verse 3, seems to carry the meaning that he not only imitated his father's policy, ' but that he shared his father's deepest .religious convictions and experienc- eta. Walked • in his commandments. The commandments of God. Not ;after the doings of Isreal. Even when Israel,- was- faithful -to Jehovah and , worshiped the God of its father,' it did 'f5bii irregularly, from the point of view of this chronicler. The Israelites en masse .aid nut periodically gather to Jerusalem to participate in the great national feasts. Their interests were diverted to Bethel and Dan. But they were not merely lax and heretical in , form, and probably in belief also; they had in many cases adopted the abom- inations of the religion of Baal. 5. The Lord established the kingdom in his hand. Whatever a nation enjoys of strength and stability it receives from the Lord, whose scepter sways above all human counsels. All Judah brought to Jehoshaphat presents. He was honored by the loyalty, service, and affections of his subjects. People are apt to respect rulers who try to do right. In politics there can he no true abiding success without upright- ness. 6. His heart was lifted up in the ways of the Lord. There is an uplift- ing of the heart in proud self-con- sciousness, see 2 Chron, 26. 16, which ends with ruin, and there is an up- lifting of the heart in the ways of the Lord which brings divine favor. High places and groves. It was not enough for him to himself walk in the ways of the Lord. it was his duty to abol- ish 1h3 popular idolatrous worship. Asa had done this before, but he had not done it quite so 1 horoughly, and the Jews had secretly made new idols in the latter part of his reign. 7. In the third year of his reign. It probably took two years to so or- ganize his kingdom as to make possi- ble this holy work of reformation. Early in his reign he thus real- ized thit false religions could not be extirpated unless the people were thoroughly instructed in the truth. One generation thoroughly taught in the Bible, at home and in the Sabbath school, will give the world to Christ. Sent to his princes. He sent out the nobles in the realm to leach his people. Note the influence of high social position in extending reform in religion. Three classes of men were employed in this remarkable itinernnt ministry: 1. The princes; 2. The Levites; 8. The priests. 8. Levites. it was a great Bible school, an assembly hold all through the kingdom to indoctrinate the mass- es In Scripture truth. We do not won - dor that under such training the land rose to a position scarcely inferior to the golden age of Solomon. 9. They heed the book of the law of the Lord with them. Theirs was a teaching rather than a preach- ing service; nearer to the Sunday school, we may imagine, than to the public worship. Evidently the book of the law of the Lord was exceedingly soasce. It was intrusted to them first of all for their own instruction, and, second, as a guarantee of their high mission. Those who instruct in God's law should have it in their hands as well as In their hoada; for themselves, that their teachings may flow from God's pure fountain and not from the broken cisterns of human thought ; for their hearers, who will feel the power of the direct reference far more than the mere quotation. Throughout all the cities. Not merely the lead- ing cities; the more remote, the great- er the need. Let us seek out the pen - pie without waiting to be sought by the people. 10. The fear of the Lord fell upon all the __kingdoms that were round.. about, The surrounding nations re- spected the frontier of Jcb•.shnphat • and dreaded the wrath of hie mysteri- ous deity. The world can see and will honor those who are in earnest in God's service. EXPERT HORSEBACK RIDERS. A Malan Cavalryman Threads a Needle at a Gallop. Writing about the amazing deeds of expert horseback -riders, the New York Sun quotes a story related by a mili- tary gentleman of Los Angeles, Cali- forhia. He was talking about "a Rif - tion Irregular cavalryman." "I have seen Cossacks snatch a baby from its mother's arms at full gallop, toss it into the air, catch it, and re- peat the performance," said Captain Rathbone. "I once saw an Indian rider in the far Wetst spring from his pony's bare back while the animal was moving at full gallop, piok up an !ar- row, and remount instantly in a standing posture. I have seen other performances all over the world, but for a neat, clever, clean-out feat this Riffian exceeded them all,. I think. "Several of us had been at Gibraltar and found ourselves at a town on the Riffian coast. We were entertained by the Spanish oommander, who did the honors finely. One morning we rode outside the town and reached a level stretch of sand, where there were a number of Riffian horsemen. "They were fine-looking fellows, with gleaming faces of bronze, white teeth, and attired in snow -while burn- ouses. They were mounted on small animals, slight but quick and wiry, of the thoroughbred Arab bar type. " W e were amused some time by their charges and evolutions. They would throw their swords and matchlocks into the air, catching them by the hilts and stocks infallibly. Finally it was announced that something of unusual interest would be accomplish- ed. 'One of the men produced a needle and a piece of thread, possibly two or three feet in length. They were both handed around for inspection. I sup- pose the needle was, a cambric one, and the thread fifty or sixty fine. When we bad duly inspected both, one ois the men signified that he would thread the needle. "He galloped his horse down the sand about four hundred yards or so. He finally wheeled his horse and re- mained stationary, facing us. The one who held °the needle and thread waved them in his hand and rode to- ward the other. When he had cover- ed about two-thirds of the distance, he halted and waved his hand to the far- ther one. Immediately the latter spurred his horse into a gallop, . and came toward us at full speed. .As he passed the other he took the needle and thread from bis companion, bent over for a moment, and pulled up when he reached our party, holding, the threaded needle triumphantly over his head." • A PATHETIC STORY. The pathetic story of the last time that Beethoven ever touched a piano- forte is not very widely known. Hewes traveling from Baden to Vienna, in response to an urgent call from his favorite nephew, who was in trouble, and, to save money, was making the greater part of the journey on foot. A few leagues from Vienna he became exhausted, and was obliged to ask a night's shelter at a bumble house near. The family received him kindly, gave him .supper, ana then invited him to a comfortable seat near the fire. Then the head of the house opened a small piano, and the sons each brought an old musical instrument, and all began For 25 years Beethoven had been'., deaf, and the music was' unheard by him, but be could see its deep effect. Wife and daughter laid their needles down and listened• with tears stealing down their cheeks, while the musici- ans played with moist eyes dimming the notes. Beethoven watched their emotion enviously, and when the play- ers ceased asked to see the music' that had moved them so. The pianist hand- ed him the "Allegretto in Beethoven's Symphony in A." He flushed with hap- piness. "I em Beethoven! Come and let us finish it." Going himself to the .piano, he played the remainder of the evening following the concerted music with heavenly improvisations. Far in to the night he played, while the oth- ers listened enraptured. When he went to bed his veins seem- ed full of fever. He could not sleep and finally stole out of doors for fresh air, remaining until he was thor- oughly chilled. In the morning he was too ill to proceed on his journey, and his anxious hosts sent for a physician and summoned his friends in Vienna,' Hummel was almost the only one to come, and he stood inconsolably be- side the master's bed, as he lay there apparently unconscious. Atlast. Beeth- oven moved and caught IIummel's bands in both of his own, "Ah, Hum- 1 mel, I musthave had some talent I'' he said faintly. They were his last words. Flowers for Flirting Flirting with flowers is not only new but it's English. It appears to have been introduced by soma of the smart young set in England's aristocratic and titled society. Its code is now well known to many pretty girls and howling swells at Brighton and Bourne- mouth, as well us ncrnss the Channel, for English flirts have carried it to Homburg, to Cannes and 9'rouville. For instance, lake the rad, red ruse, ordinarily accepted as the pledge of true love. In the language of the flow - Br flirt it conveys the idea of secre- tiveness. So it is that a red rose held to the lips of a pretty „girl moans "Can you keep a secret 1" or "Will you tell?" A white rose similarly held says, " I trust you implicitly," The girl with a bunch of carnations next her heart ennnot have the same thoughts and ideas as she who hides her laughing lips and penrly teeth in n cluster of sweet peas, The former pours forth the passion of her heart and soul; the latter is free from a single serious thought, and says no more than this, " Why, yea, of course. I'm a jolly good fellow." The jack rose is the real flower of passion, but it is not a favorite med- ium of flirtation, save ono of the most desperate character. Such a rose is too fierce and hard to be popular. Yet it figures in the code, and when held lightly in between the lips by its short stem means, "Don't think yourself so awfully smart. It takes two to play at that game." ,But the dninty little rosebud, what cannot be expressed with it 1 Where lives the man who can resist the temp- tation placed before him by the sweet faced girl, between whose ruby lips rest rightly the fragrant, tiny, mod- est bttd 1 Alt the glorious wild floweret What a flirtation xuay be carried On where they grow in abundance!, They enable the girl flirt to appear innocent as the daisy, as demure as the gladiolus or as fascinating as the golden* rod, Then there's the lily of the field, the embl'era of purity. With it how she may repel and command 1 With other flowers the flirt may laugh and jest and coquet, but when in her arms is held a stalk of lilies thereis but one thing to be inferred -- the flirtation is at an end. THEY STICK TO THE BIKE. t~ BRITISH MILITARY MEN STILL WANT THE SILENT STEED. Ileo From the Regulars to Ile Thoroughly i nculcate d lu Cycilug IIrII - Advantages Over the Cavalryman-Depnrirueuts in the Array ha Which the Cyclist Is Very Successful. The impossibility of testing the uti- lity of the bioyole as a part bf the paraphernalia of war during the opera- tions of the United States army in Ciba has not in the least discouragb3 the English advocates of the forma- tion of a corps of military wheelmen. On the contrary, the absence of the bioyole in the Cuban campaign is used as an argument in its favor,of a,'nega- tive kind. Had the country been civil- ized enough to possess good roads, it is pointed out, there would have been no distressing neglect of the wounded, and the horrors of the road between the firing line at San Juan and the hospital, eight miles away, would never have been. With a good path fit for wheelmen to travel on, the bi- cycle -ambulances would have conveyed the wounded swiftly and smoothly to the doctors' hands. There would have been heard no cry of "ambulanc- es and -wagons left behind for lack of room." (Bicycle ambulances take up little room, can be easily transported, and, above all, don't require horses. Col. Stracey, of the famous Scots' Guards, is the man who first suggest- ed the use of the bicycle in the Brit- ish army, and after twelve years' per- sistent hammering away at his pet idea, he has at last succeeded in ;get- ting the authorities to look with favor upon the pian to establish a well - drilled cycling corps in the regular set. vice) The volunteers, have long had their cycling corps. The war office tried to discourage the idea when it was first mooted, but their opposition failed to prevent the formation, on April 1, 1889, of the FIRST MILITARY CYCLING CORPS. the Twenty-sixth Middlesex Volun- teers. '10 -day it, sm est, and moil efficientisthe corps to Eart- ng- land, and it is mainly due to itsexer- tions that the war office has been in- duced uitlmattly to adopt the cycle in connection with the regular service. At the present moment it can mobilize force of 120 men. It is a curious cir- cumstance that, when this corps was founded, it applied in the natural course of things to the war office for an official drill; but even this formal- ity wad denied the cyclists, and they were thus compelled to formulate their own drill. When Lord Wolseley step- ped into the position of commander-in- chief of the British army vacated by the Duke of Cambridge, it was antici- pated that some concession to the cyclists would be made, as Lord Wol- seley had declared "that they would be invaluable, especially upon the fine roads in India." But the anticipation was not realized, and it was only re- cently that the army Authorities re- lented, and now propose -'to dtaav" a certain number' of..men:_, from, ytrLe regulars and thoroughly to inculate them in cycling drill at Aldershot. The manoeuvess have shown that in action the military cyclist requires plenty of room to move around smart- ly. etihen extended in a lateral line, one, yard must be left between wheels e enable the rider to ground his ma- chine without .clashing with his neigh- bor. !When marching in file, or single file -that is, one behind the other in one longitudinal line -a distance of one foot aL the least, or, as it is call- ed in the military vernacular, a "cy- cle distence," must be regulated •be- tween the wheels. µ3s may be natur- ally supposed, to maintain anything like order and uniformity the speed of marching has to be gauged by the pace of the slowest rider; but the aver- age marching speed is about TEN MILES PER HOUR. This fluctates, however, according to conditions of the road and the weath- er. It is almost impossible to main- tain an absolutely compact order, as accidents to the machine, such as a puncture, compel a man to drop out. As a rule, while en route the cyclists "march at ease," and,as they may not leave their positions, they have a little more latitude extended to them than the ordinary soldiers, being permitted to talk and to smoke. As an advance guard it has been demonstrated that the cyclist is in- valuable. ;He presents a very small mark as compared with a cavalryman, 'and when he is pursued nothing short of the breakdown of his wheel Ilan stop him. His tactics are bewildering for he can advance and retire so swift- ly that an enemy never knows where he has been or where to look for him nest. !Another advantage among the many that the cyclist soldier has over the 'cavalryman is this; Supposing the horsemen wish to rltstuount en Mater to use their carbines. one man out of every foul' must hold the bridles of the houses of his three comrades, so that their attacking fore is thereby reduced by 25 per cent. Even when driven to duty, a posse of eyulists is by no menus a despicable for. In this eventually they take up their po itiona behind the grounded eyelees, front whence they can maintain a terrible rifle fire. One hundred cyclists in such a position could fire alum, 10.0,l0 rounds, so that they could account for a fairly good number of their oppon- ents before amin unition was a>pendcd. Tho cyclist's paramount 1 neine»s is skirmdshittg, recommit prints, ear rying dispatches, and o'etnining information in which departments he is eminently successful, being able to hold out long- er than horses. 1t is pre-eminence in these duties of war that has earned for the cycle corps the apposite cogno- men of "the eyes and ears of the army," After nightfall, owing to the rapidity and silence with whieli he moves, the cyclist is especially office - elms, being able to creep along, noise- lessly in the shadow, and at any mom- ent whizz by the sentry. When armed with the quick -firing guns, with which they' aro about td be equipped, these cyclist soldiers will" form the most formidable corps in the British volunteer army. Dere's always bound to be kickers exclaimed M andering Mike, "Did you ever know a time xvhen de people agreed unanimously dat dey had de right man in de right pinecl OIn'y ones, replied Plodding fete, I was bein' put into jail nn de oceasion, 411W1416,- --In-11/11,1101101M0 p 8 DAY IN 8 DUTCH HUY. A lady writer in the London Daily Chronicle says: It is given to com- paratively few to .,pay visits in 1101 - land, for the Dutch are rather chary of opening their doors to foreigners. With public, -attention turned to the little country for the sake of its youth- ful Queen, there may be some who would like to receive the imp at eljLee of an average English girl as to an average Dutch home. 1 used to wake very early in the Hague. Not nearly se early, however. as the busy servants, in their short skirts and tight lace caps. They rise to clean the atreets in front of their masters' houses, as streets are surely never cleaned elsewhere. Spriugless carts jog over the uneven pebbles of the Zeestraat, largely freighted with glittering milk cans and tidy old wo- men. k'ruit and vegetable vendors shriek the nature of their wares with a harsh insistence of most aleesemltr-, dering sort. So I get up and dresie and linger at the window. Truth to tell, the Dutch breakfast is not altogether tempting. The windows are closed, and Mynheer has obviously uuly just put out his first cigar. Nor are the toilets of Mevrow and Jufrow quite complete, or enhanced by certain popular Eng- lish hair -curlers. On the other hand, the tea from Java is delicious, the ham worthy of York. With the freshest of eggs, one need not depend upon eith- er the inevitable cheese or the queer sausage. More especially as the butter is perfection, despite the dam- aging circumstance that we helped our- selves with our own knives. As to the Dutch "little breads,' they are assuredly the best in the world. Before the meal, all pray in a silence that has a Quaker impressiveness of its own. Then Mynheer, in a sonorous voice, and with an indescribable accent, reads a chapter from the French test- ament. This ended, he vanishes, and the ladies begin the arduous labours of housekeeping. Mynheer was rich, his cellar would have won the respect of an alderman. Nevertheless, every ar- ticle of food, plate, china and linen la locked up, and weighed out, and talk- ed over to an excruciating degree. Hon- est Christie, the Friesland cook, was radiant on Sundays with dangling ear- rings of gold filigree, and a skull -cap of pure gold under the fine thread lace that is an heirloom. But she was never trusted to take coffee or sugar at dis- cretion. She had an aged mother whose wooden shoes were too often heard clicking in the back yard. Her spotless kitchen was, scrubbed and rubbed at some unearthly hour. As to the store closet, crowded with potted vegetables with dried meats, with potted vanilla from Paramaribo, and scented spices from Simatra, that is altogether the sacred domain of Mevrow. Lunch came at one o'clock. at rather resembled Breakfast, save for a but dish of beef- steak, and of those round, flowery po- tatoes that grow incomparably in the region of sandy Scheveningen. There was tea, there was milk, there were wines of all kinds: Mevrow was resplen- dent in rich silks by this time, the Jufrow prettily reminiscent of the English modes she so much admired. For Monday was reception day, and by two o'clock: visitors, chiefly ladies, dropped in plentifully. Aliso a newly - married couple who had previously been much discussed. The bridegroom was of ancient family, and -horror of horrors I -the bride was but bourgeoise and very shy of the fire of critical eyes directed towards her, despite her smart new clothes. At half past five came dinner and two guests. Of course, they were cou- sins, but, for all that, some of the hest wines were brought out. Port and sherry are served with rich soup, clar- et with the rest of the repast. We have over -roasted beef, carved after the abominable Dutch fashion, by which the carver whittles the meat away in chips. \Ve have carrots in an exquis- ite cream sauce; curry a 'Hollandaise, with the rice in a pulp. Next irrevant- ly comes a delicious mayonnaise of sal- mon, and, finally, sugary puddings and a handsome dessert of fine fruit. At this stage the Rhine wines make their appearance. Mynheer calls toast after toast in old Rudesheim ; nor does he neglect to press hilt choice li- queurs. Heads are strong in Holland; even the ladies sip their tiny glasses of "' Parfait Amour." The hest china was used on this occasion -rare old Delft valued at twenty and thirty flor- ins each plate. We did not linger for coffee, but put on our hats and got into the big old-fashioned carriage that took u.s to Het den Bosch; in other words, to the very beautiful beech woods that surround the Hague, where the spacious buildings belonging to 'the White Club make an agreeable rendezvous for the gay world of the capital. The night was fine and warm, and, NvonderfuI to relate, not at all damp. The band of the Grenadiers was pitying the pretty music of the "Dame Blanche." Very few people listened. The Dutch are not a musical nation, though everyone told me with pride that these same Grenadiers bad once wrested the gold medal from the "Guides" of Belgian celebrity. V'e had not indeed. much time to attend, for every moment hats were raised and greetings exchanged with profound taws_ Mevrow brewed tea of alarming strength, boiling her water c,n a qusint stave that was, in fact, a pail of tlaaitag chattveal. Our circle enlarg- eest livery peessillee attention was shown t to the .solitary foreigner. Butch gen- tlemen are pidig.el enough of gallan- tries evhieh do not souui amiss whis- tpaieed in h"iaeneh At ten nil ens over, east este wen` It lune 10 more lea and duet emit eine Mel 51 last. Rt /111011I.°uaiduagtat•-ea ..Poem nit led wit 1* tent - 1k' ,'aniisins tired i leen nn orthodox l'utetnwonaosn these mould have 1eon rl.ut IS etrawna tins. n g. rile nor fi,+tea ani ,"teen ati iu,low s lobed me peaco- ftid�r te> :leetep, a BOUND TO GRUMBLE. Mrs. Wetts-At rest you will to admit that the lecture had the mer- it of brevity. Watts -Yes; but it was short at the wrong end. Why didn't he begin an hour sooner! FOND OF' DISPLAY. Mrs. Gadd, -I hear Mrs. Dadd is go- ing to move, Mrs. Gahb-Yes, site move every year since Rho got her newe furniture. 1 When a `woman can speak three or four languages fluently she is fool- ish to throw herself away on a man is a fool, or ease she has forgotten that a word to the wiser le suffieleaat.