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The Clinton News-Record, 1898-03-17, Page 9Wl-1 - - ,. ,,... , . ,.., I , -M s ,I TRE HURON NEWS -RECORD _ . Z; weitecona Yifti'drg HIDA AlborttiSl., Constipation "uses full) halt the sickness in the world. It C':LJl,Xg•A•,Vb•,X9 �3..ri. retains the digested food too long to the bowels �� and produces bihouaness, torpid liver, kit" A])Y1i:n.A1 f`U HAIM. I 1 Yr. G Ai I. 3 Mo. t Mu 1 CAmb olumn....,,,.$60 00 $31 00 �"_0 o0 ty 101, 1 `'o:umn•••.••.. 35 00 'l.0 00 12 00 3 00 LLI)111 lumn,.....,,. 20 00 13 00 7 00 2 5U 00d 0 unm, , . , , , • , ib 00 0 W 5 00 I n0 gestion, bad taste, coated f glt • • • • • • • • • . 0 0U 3 50 2 n l a. tongue, sick h cod's a, to portal pos'tlnu from •35 to 51i percent extra. somnla, oto. Hood's Pills For transient advertisements 10 cents cureoonstipatton and all its Per Ifne for the first insdrtiun; 3 cents results, easily and thoroughly. 25c. All druggists. Per line each subsequent insertion- Prepared by C. h Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass, 40,nparr11 1�&.asure Professional cards, The only Pills to take with Hood's Sarsallarl" not exeee.111ng one inch, $5.00 per annum• Advertiseauents vvitl)uut spec- °" � �' m"--- -- i1'''tr. directionslysed be published till The �lc�l�illop Mutual Fire foetid andndccharged for accordingly. Transient notices -"Lost," "Found," "For Sale," etc' -50 cants for first in- InSuranC® Company rtPrtion, 25 cents for each subsequent e in,jertion. .•.•-•.,, Till: NEtL'S.RF,CORD will be sent 4 )y addriiss, free of po•itags, for Farm and Isolated Town Property ['er year, Payallle in advance- only Insured. I ^1 39 ma}' 1 e charged if cut so ,vii. 1 The (lilt • to whi,•h every su)'srrit tiull OFFICERS. is psi 1 i 1 denoted by the number 0n 11 the a(l<;'r ):; I;t1:Nl. No paper discont.I - BrOeoroadtoot VtWatt' - IP o".,, Sea grthoYO.: W. J. ued until all arr•'ars are Maid, except Shannon Sec'yTroaa.,Seafor'h,P.O.;Michae' %tit t"e o•,tion of t':e. proprietor. M•irdie, inspector of losaca, Se+forth. P.O. NP. J. TlTITCHla,l,. DIRECTORS: ): l'c:icor and Proprietor. James Broadfoot, Seaforth; Michael Mur ,r _ ___ die, Seaforth; Oeorae Dale, 9oaforth ; 069 ga tr Watt, Har,ock ; Thomas E. Haya, Poaforh h �` HE �g �p 9 Ahex. Gardiner. Leadbur.v • Thomas Carbutt ( ;�L��A�� Clinton; John 1lol,ra,, Klppen. oorporated by Act of P"r)inmont1955. AUF.NT8: Thomas Neilaus. Harlo 'k; Robert McMillan, --- Seaforth and James Cummings, Egrnondville, CAPITAL - - $2,000,000 Pa: hes de;iroua to efrect Insurance or tran- Rr:.rr _ �1,Soo,000 sar•ta,herbusiness will be promptly attrwied to mf at:plicgtion to any of the above officers addressed to their raspeettvo post offices. Head Mee, - MONTREAL- vv'vl- ;vt()l,�zOv. MAf•I']IT R80N, Pre.;l0ent• GO TO THE 1•'. WOIA`Yh: TA' 1111 )MAS, Ceu. Manager. N1pil. i nrling ' C' �l'Atnori made, Lila Union Shaving Parilor ':.wed. Stnrliug ,ani American Exchange Alliott Y bought and sold. Interest allowed on Depoalt.:. For first-class I -lair -Cutting -- - and Shav,ng. SAVINGS BANK, Smith's block, opposite Post Office, Clinton, Interest allowed on Sums of $1 and up. . -_ J. EIVIERTON, Prupriotor, Money advanced to farmers on their own notds with one or more endorsers. No mort- NOTES AND COHIVENTS. 9fiko required as security. H. C- BREWER, Manager, Clinton. . lUicTAGGART, go the nthesluggard has been told G. � to oto the ant be has made no res S�3n�Zer, panne, or at least none that has gone upon record. It may be that he offers ALBERT STREET, - i7LINTON no reply because 'he has none for- mulated or because getting into an • argument entails exertion, The in- defatigable ant continues to (shed its A General Bantling Business Transacted. silent wisdom, as remorselessly active Notes Discounted. Drafts Issued. as the housekeeper who pursues the Interest Allowed on Deposits. __-W _-�a'e�•.�no....■� last atom of dust with a spotless hand- ' ®IWVYAfl1FilIN�. kerchief. But the sluggard, if he _ --. _ NC thought the exercise worth tha ex- �+idUitt, penditure of energy, could say some - John in regard to the formic suggest - Conveyancer, Commissioner, Etc, ion. He might ask his counselor to r- suspend judgment until a certain . fire Insurance. - Real Estaie. scientific fact is explained, and that Money to Lend. is known as the fatigue of metals. Office -HURON STREET, CLINTON Objects not endowed withlife get tired, or else modern researcht is In error. When allowed to rest they ME®JCAL. regain elasticity. Engineers accept Dr. W. Gunn this as a law and make due allowance for the relaxation. ,oc:ientific tests R. C. P. and L. R. C, S., Edinburgh. support the idea that molecules of Office --Ontario Street, Clinton, Night steel are not unaffected by a tired, :ails at front door of residence on Ratten- feeling. bury Street, opp. Presbyterian Church. Barbers believe that tbei.r'razors get Dr. Turnbull, tired„ and enechanica from time to time notice a difference in the behavior of J. L. Turnbull, M, B., Toronto Univ. • their tools. ,Eve:„ the snorting locomo- ,VI.D. ; C -M-, Victoria Univ. M,C.P. & S. Give, though not permitted to indulge )nt, ; Follow of the Obstetrical society of, Edinburgh- Late of London, Eng, and fatigue, becomes crainky, w,h,iAb is pos- Edinburgh hospitals, Office -Dr, Dows. sibly worse. The amain on thte footboard ey's stand, Rattenbury St. Night calls calls ilt a tantrunn, and is glad when answered at Office. t)>r; engine is given a rest.' If it could speak A lmiigtlLt explain that the, rails Dr. Shaw, Iwvere tiered or the ties temporarily out of sorts. Wlhe;n inorglanvc lawbure asks Office -Ontario Street, opposite English for a quint tiune tell branobes of physics church„ formerly occupied by Dr. Apple. are apt to be disturbed. Even. the im, on. maeulatE �n,t may occasionally work a - little slower or blushhngly turn out in DENTISTRY. the morniing a few seconds late. Not conscisausliy, of courss, for tihat would Dr, 13RU01@, imperil an old and valuable trademark. As for the so-called busy bee. which Surgeon Dentist, sleeps a good detail im, wLnter, its reput- OFFICE-Over Taylor's Shoe Store, ,tion is notentirety deserved. If the Olinton, out. special attention to preser• sluggard had wings to abollshi the toil vation of natural teeth. of walking, and was simply required to, N. B -Will visit Blyth every Monday and spend his time in col,lecting 'Money from Bayfield every Thursday afternoon during the summer. olavax blossoms, he mitght make his way through the wonitd wifthout rae-eting DR. A4NEW DEthat text about the tirelesq ant at NTIST. every turn. To be, kept forever stumb- Office Hours, -l-ing over a proverb witth a sting is in 4 to S. itself a IabcrrLous discouragement. At Zurich the second Thursday of each --- month. But just as the undortunute person dbrolilneered by the a,n,t is ready to re - VETERINARY. fer to the exte ivatilnlg feet of the fats J E. lat3ka11 Cues of metals acilenice oomes forward i with a new discovery that the law has l:TlrRINARY SURGEON AND exceptiione, Cast iron,, it is now said, VETERINARY INSPECTOR. is improved by age and vibratory slhocks. At this point the thought Otfic on Isaac Street next New Era office dawns that itis peirb)a.ps not prudent Residence, Albert St., Clinton. to disttzrb am a wient text with no $ . Thomlinsonstronger proof thaln modern scientific , autboriity. IwAea,d of sending the slug- V'eterinary Surgeon• gard to the ant, which after all is not dbimg much for produetitm imduatry, he Honorary Graduate of the Ontario Vet- might be grub -staked for the Klondike, erinary Collage, Toronto. He would be reasonably certain to he - Treats all diseases of Domestic Animals on the most modern and scientific principles came acquaimhted wLhbh the laws of mo - Day and Night calls promptly answered, titan iin that country, where a temper- Rosldence-Rattenbury Street, West, ature, of 15 bellow is delserlbed as "a Clinton, Ont. geultle relmitIDder htlhlab the summer is !' gone," and wlbere the span who digs LEGAL, I all WintIPT lilglhttly turns in spring to washing out 'his treasure. J. Scott, Barrister, &o. . . .. I _ _ ____ ELLIOTT'S BLOCK, CLINTON. Catarrh' Money to Loan. ' E. Campion, Q a., Shackles - Barrister, - Solicitor, - Notary, &c., GODERiC14, ONT. Broken in 80 Minutes OFf"WE-Over Davis' Drug Store. Ira an alarmin fact, but Money to Loan. statistics bear �t out, that ____ _ ti at least So in every bun- tired persons in this M. o. ohni3ton, country are tainted In lesser or greater deices by that dto gi feting, Offen. Barrister, Solicitor, Commissioner, Etc., ' vo sad dangerous dia. ease -Catarrh. If egmpp. GODERICH, - ONT. I toms appear such asea 1n Cho head diulness, (11 rice-C%Gr. Hamilton and St, Andrew's. gain thetorohoad, headache, drappiog In $treats. the throat, offenalve breath, MO of taste and smelt, . ------ the Catarrhahaokleemaybotighteningaboityou- W.$rydone sit. AGtN WIS OATARIMIFIAIS. 1POWD1lCS is tho most potent Catarrh cure known to. - Recommended by etfviheht nose and throat spea . Parrioer, Solicitor, Notary Public, &c.', fas-givesrellefinfromrotoeominutes. 1. For years I was a victim of chronic Catarrhs ONFfOE t the first application of Dr, Agnow's Catarrhal pow. der gave me instant D rallof, and In an Incredibly BFAV R 13LOf-R, CLINTON. 73aad1ey, iTiuudei lipi�rmsa9ently cured." -lames THE FARM. CAUSES OF POOH CROPS. Poor orops are bound to come at one time or another on almost every farm. tiometimes they ase the result of na- tural causes and sometimes they are not. By natural causes, we mean the elements and atmospheric conditions, as for instance, when there has been too .much heat or too much cold. It is, of course, beyond the power of the farmer to control such conditions. It frequently happens however, that even with a favorable season, a poor orop is gathered, but such a result can be avoided. A few of the causes which contribute to ill success are mentioned below and a possible remedy is sug- gested in case. . Improper cultivation: To enable a growing crop to utilize the natural supply of food in the soil, or that which has been 4rtifieially supplied, the soil should be broughlt to the .most perfect physical condition. If the latter be toc compact, it becomes impervious to both air and water, and thus deprives the Plant of at least a large part of the available plant food. Accordingly, if the soil itself be in a clodded or lumpy condition, the plant rootlets are re- tarded in their growth and a reduc- tion in the yield will be the inevitable consequence. Proper draining and a thorough working of the soil vvill go far toward putting it in good shape. An occasional dose of lime will also greatly improve tthe mechanical con- dition of the soil. If the latter should be too heavy, the lime will lighten it ; if it be too light, the lime will ]Hake it more compact, or sweeten It If it be sour. .Experience has shown that It is poor policy to grow the same crop on the same. soil. year after year, and every farmer should therefore select a rota- tion suitable to his particular soil. As a general rule, however, the farmer will find it to his advantage to include soma leguminous crop like clover or peas in his rotation, which have the faculty of absorbing the nitrogen from the air and thus adding to the soil's na- tual supply of plant food. . Ill-balanoed fertilizers: The plant must be fed and must be fed properly. If given too mueb of one kind of food ind not enouglh of another, nature's balance Is disturbed, and an unhealthy ?lent results. The three plant food ngredients whioh are the first to be- :ome exbausted in the soil and which oust be supplied in the form of ferti- Lzers, are nitrogen, potashh, and phos- ,)horic acid. Wban applied in the cor- rect proportions, and in a proper man- aer, they will nourish any plant and :au.so an increased yield. If the nitro - gem is supplied through clover or peas :hie expenL * of this costly ingredient. )f plant food can be saved and it re- nain,s only for the farmer to set about Jutting in the necessary quantities of )otash and phosphates; these he ears latermine by a little practical experL- nenting. By putting different quan- Atif,s on different parts of the field, he ran soon ascertain what would be the .mit of profitable applications. Time, for application: Often the en- tire success of a crop is dependent upon ;he time of applying the fertilizers; Ps= )ec'ially is this the case during a dry ;eason. Plants can drink but they manot eat. Hence, fertilizers when tpplied to the soil, must first pass in - ;o a liquid condition, before they can )o absorbed by the growing crop; if, .herefore, fertilizers are put on just it planting time, and a season of dry weather follows, they are prevented rom pmaling so readily into a liquid :tate awl the plant is thus deprived of ;hat nourishment at the time when it l so essential to give it a good start. )n the, other hand, if the fertilizers are )ut on several weeks before planting ;Lme they have a better opportunity ;o diPscim'inate through' the soil and tre, ready for the plants when the li )laat3 are ready for them. Method of application: This will lepeni to some extent upon the crop ;o ho grown and the previous treat- nent of the soil. If it is intended to ow clover, following on with. some sale rop, tbe. economical plan would be to )ut all the potash a.n,l phosphate on ;he clover, and, depend on the latter to urntsh the nitrogen; then the whole na-ss could be turned under the follow - ng spring. Such an arrangement would insure a good supply of plant 'ood and organic matter for the suc- oeeding crop. If, however; it is intend - ,d to fertilize some sale crop direct, t would be hest to put on the mineral ertilimr referred to .some time before flanting time, and barrow them into he soil. . These fertilizers will not each out of the soil. 'Che. nitrates on he, other band, are soluble materials ,n1 unless tauten up by the plants at n;e they are apt to leach out of the oiL and be lost. It pays best, there - ore, to put on Ilse nitrogen as a top lressing at planting time. in the case hf rmall grain, it is well to apply the tatrogen in broken dories at successive Ieriods of plant growth. BUTTER MAKING ON THE FArtM. To commence, have ail milking uten- sils thoroughly clean., do not use soap. Rb iso all milk and cream calls with cold water, wash thoroughly with warms adding a little washing sodaoc- casionally, scald with boiling water and wipe, and set out of doors to air uncov- ered, says a writer. Strain milk very carefully and set in a cool place immediately after strain- ing, let it stand twenty-four hours in warm weather, and forty-eight in cool. Skim and keep cream in a room with temperature about 70 degrees. Stir cream thoroughly each time you skim fresh cream in. Alwo,ys have cream skimmed twelve hours before churn- ingin warm weather and twenty-four In cool weather; do not let cream stand too long before churning. Churn at least three times a week in warm weather and twice in cool, Scald and rinse chiu'n, put oream in and use churn thermometer, have cream at churning point. Churn until butter comes; usual- ly taking from twenty to thirty min- utes. When butter is there, work dasher back and forth u few minutes to gather butter, let buttermilk run ofii and. put In cold water, work dasher again, rinse butter twice in this way, take out in butter bowl and salt, using one ounce to it pound of butter, a little more if but- ter is to he packed. Work salt thor- on,ghly in and wash again, working buttor well in the water drain water off, and set butter away to be worked over. Let it stand. twelve bourd In ivarm weather and about three in cool, work over then, using ladle until ev- ery drop of water Is tboroughly work- ed out. 'Chen make into prints or pack In stone jar that has been used for an other use but butter, and also been thoroutghly washed and aired. When lar Is full, wring a piece of clean white Acith out of cold water, and put over _ _ _ _ -- _ _ 1 butter, apr'inklo st me salt over this, NOVELTY IN WAS SHIPS. and put apiece oY Ilea„, dry, white cloth over this agrl spread over thickly "-' with salt, tilers tie a piece of cloth over &u Austrlaws glventtpn slay itevoltie ionize all, or getter yet, paste a piece of thick Modern Bets F1_11tling. paper over all, so as to exclude all air, If the claitme submitted by Bloriz Stu - have kept butter In this way for sev- ehr, am Austrian inventor, ate 'u,tified, of and eight months and had it �)sta justa• as any ilnl,tnt, perhaps revulhutionary sweet and nice as when first W-ide, nd m think any person can do the same, if c•,ha.n;gzs will hiuve to be made in sea don in this way, Wash, scald and construction, thoroughly dry churn and butter bowl The iiavenitor's thleori,es clash very before putting away, match wilth accepted _ cep ted uotioWa, and it will _ PLANTS AND DZOISTURE. be diffi)efullt to convince experts that his c•onoltus:ons are just. For figibling pur- Although strawberry plants will not poses he dnlvides his fleet into three thrive where the soil is permanently types battle ships, armored cruisers wet, they do require abundant. moisr and torpedo destroyers. The unaxinor- ture both during the growing and ed battle ship,, he asserts, does not take fruiting seasons. The non-observanae of a ditreeet part ki the fighting„ but is this requirement is the occasion of a distributor of automobile weapons ei- heavy losses. In the first place, the abler in this shpipe of under water tor - ground for strawberries is often left pedoes or of o'til" sma)li vessels, wh6)ch until planting time before plowing, and are sh,ott from gpuna, and tthoi,r aerial breaks up La clods, occasioning much trajectory beirng co,mpdietedb keep up labor in preparation with harrow and their motion of translation under wat- roller. Although it may be possible to e3 Put Quoh asoil into fairly good condi- H_fighlting elhnp is the armored tion for planting the water which hills s beta lost cannot be restored, and cruiser, and he DD!ds th&t a partly in - weeks may elapse before sufficient visible body, with relatively stroinger rain falls to keep the plants alive. armor, so disposed and shaped as to It has beehn shown that more thin ettle slight the chances Of hitting and 1,500 barrels of water per acre may m oscape from unplowed ground in one to defy peaetratio,u, is the type need- vveek in excess of the quantity which ed im anodern naviiiea. He says very will puss off from an equal area which justly t,bnt fo(rou, and ra4)Mity of move - has beta plowed early and harrowed meant are Uhe hest prtrtectiroria an army at frequent intervals. Moreover, the grounl whloh has been plowed late or a fleet can possess. and tlhat the will continue to dry out during the best defense is tlhe power to attack, season at a rate in excess of the early THE TORPEDO DESTROYER. ThAs shows plainly that plowing and frequent harrowing are whirlb, by the way, is suiunaxine In er;sentiai, in order to retain soil moil- principle„ is, lie II olds oalle of the most taro, even though planting may he de - laved. foxm.ilda,blie sea weapons„ and 'its only requiTe,ments are iinviAbEity, sea,wor- thimess, high speed and "agility," or FEELING IN BRITISH POLITICS. great ma.neuverung power. Such gen- ---A orally described, are the types of ships. The Tendency is Te $ulta Frlondly Inter Be finds the solud,i,uin.of the gun pro - Course '$Vill. Itevnls, bl,cm ins pieces of very lAa,rge caliber, We do not deny, of course, the pres- which through a secret mechanism are oma.un,tarnrrhd at any required range„ nce of sem© exceptions to the rule of both iia trail„ and elevation, independ- personal friendliness owing to politi- el),tl0' of this motions of tlh6 sea amd cal difference -s, The reign of George ship. III., during which, as we. have said, The armored turret ,has an exteneihve a foolish attempt was made to turn la'tiitwdte of 'motion„ especially in Uhe horihzoatal plane, and all t)hle pieces, back the hands of the clock, furnishes plia,oed in. bomb proofs can be fired some instances, the most noted of which without We slightest dratngerr of water was the rupture between Burke and entering t.liroug'h, gun embrasures, The Fox, the former of whom forgot for a en,tiTO arwaume,at can be ftred from a central point, and this will certainly time Cho very doctrines he had preach- emhaaoe the precision of fire, as the ed. Pitt and Fox certainly had no disturbances due to smtakte sthroudial,gl love for one another, but difference of the ,.muzzles or tihly deviitatilons which temperament bad as much to do with u,navoitda:bLy results a.t the moment of firing a,n individuail gun from nervous - this as difference about policy. Can- meas or excitem,eiat are Imrgely exclud- ning was certainly hated by the obseur- ed. Apparatus located in torte fixings antist Tories of the Castlereagh type. station reveals at ea.clll moment . the Tho relations between Disraeli and Dir, firim,g aligns necessary, the angle of de- viation from the hiorizon amd the dis- Glacistono were perhaps more formal t.ance of the enemy, and distant than between any rival By amobher wedbia,nism, attached to leaders since the days of Pitt and Fox; each gum, any desia•ed angle can be ob- but here again temperament was a tanned, 61 -her for distamht or for bomb or mortar fiirilag„ amat tihis apparatus more powerful factor than opinion; the is so mcudp tihalt the gum can be fired Celtic element in Mr. Gladstone's na- only when the, a.xi,s of the gun formes ture being antipathetic to the Semite Cho exact aingil,e wittily the horizon nec- character. essary tounake the pT0j00tif1e reach the armor - But, allows„ for all these and oth- t•a.rgr•.t. The armament of tike armor - g eel vxdHers cansusts of three gums car- er excepticnns to the rule, we may say rlod im, each turret, fore and aft, cen- that the tendency in Englund is to trally d;sposed, toget,hh,r wilt,h a num- quite friendly intercourse with rivals, tier of rupi►1 fire wedi.um and small to assume that bol:h sid0s are really calibred rifles aind machine glans, at onto on certain fundamental mat- BATTLE SHIPS. ters, and that differences relate in the ar" of exactly silmilar diesigtlL to the Again to the more secondary issues. «'P cruisers, but-a,nd ,here is a revelation can Ecareely conceive hero of the hi L- lin battle slLilps-tfuey aadry n0 armor. terspirft oP assumed to animosity which Thrai,r weitgians consist only of two large thor4, w assumed -t Lasker of Wind- torpedo gums and a ,hialf dozen rapid Mateo,which hickGart o assumed to De fix.,. pieces. The torpedo destroyer, or Mahon, or which the Republican De- efhaspr, ;e a submarllne boat about sev- to Si in the Italian Chambers assume e,nty feet im 'length. It its ciramlas in to Signor i Crisps. O❑ the Continent cross section, is propelled by six screw's the gulf ie so deep and with that the and has very great s'pe'ed, Its crew 'sincere Republican holds the lYlonar- vs•idI be four 'men.. eb,Lst as a bad man defending a bad g do The torpeain is about twenty in - feeling cause morally rotten -and the cities im ea.ledo atnd blue torpedo is load - feeling is reciprocated on the other e'd much upon .hie usual pr!mci,ple. At aide. It all has its roots in history, and t.ha target firing single tkie torpedo will will, therefore, endure, [t might he e:ttai,n a distanoe, of al)aut two and one - supposed that the explanation was r r half miles, when It drops into the w'at- amoAal, but that is scarcely so. itor er, unless a, ui,oker fall is securest by among our own kinsmen in the becITnome giving ,this nose .point this controlling costes, before the republic had become effect regwi,red. At. tthe moment the cosmopolitan, men of kinglish descent were as fiercely opposed on the slavery projectile toucahss the water the steel quevstion as rival parties in France are carie is detached, and the, Projectile oppo.ied at., this hour. No Republi_ gives itself a.forward motiam.at the can was ever hated by a Monarchist as rate of about a mile a minlute. Sumner and Lincoln were hated by The aut),mobnliity of itte torpedo is Be- SouUiern^_rs; so that we see it is quite cured'by a mechaini,sm w -hitch functions Conc^ivablc that, personal hatred might the screw, and 0ii:is so arrarnged that arise in England if there were a cause w'hiem the torpedo hilts i,ts target its ap- sufficient to bring it out. It is in tkle paratus reverses quickly amid gives a counte of bistory, it is in the develop- return ort?tion of sucih velocity t'h)a.t the meat of Institutions, that ,we must find weapoli is clear of the target before t'he the explanation of there,- rival attitudes dielaved arVon of t,ble fuse is in opera of mind. -London Spectator. , Vin. .----- . MARRYING A STICK. PRESERVING HER COMPLEXION. That is a burious custom they have in somo of the, South Sea islands, said How is it that your friend, Miss Sere- Mr. Wallace, of marrying a girl to a ly, sheds no tears Z he asked at the tree or some inanimate 'object, which theater where the pathetic portion•i of Ls supposed to act as a sort of scape- the play caused even the hardened goat for the sbort-comings of the, real rounders to weep. live husband. Sh-h-b 1 answered his fair companion It is not unusual, said Mrs. Wallace, ebe paints, for women in this country to be mar- ried to a stick. STRUCK IT RICH. But Mr. Wallace., with the calm su- I see Plimley's wife has a new seal- periority of the masculine mind, re - skin coat. fused to deem it a personal matter. I Yes, he's had tit streak of luck. How W0.4 that Got his thumb smashed the day after he took out an accident policy for 050 a week. la Grippe LUST AND FOUND. . Mrs. Ile Shopper (breathlessly) st Did T leave my purse here Z I've lost 9PA% , it somewhere. - Clerk (who bad worked an hour showC ]a %0`4 - ing Mrs. De Shopper goods without lie- ing able to sell her anything) - "1 This modern malady has become will inquire, madam. Cash 1 Cashl Here dreaded not more for its direct fa - a minute I Did any of you boys find an empty purse anywhere around here tality than for the weakness of this morning? body and mind it leaves behind it. Prolonged debility, permanent pros - ON TEIR FARM, tration, melancholy and suicide fol - Miss Newly (from the city, suddenly low La Grippe. For this disease coming upon a flock of chickens)-[ 'there is no remedy superior to shouldn't think one ben could give Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. milk enough for so many little ones, t W'bat do you food her on, grandpa? "The best remedy for la grippe that I know of is Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.' A BLOATED MONOPOLiST. REv. JOHN X. CHASE, hoax -I hear your Friend Kittem is South Hampton, N. H. ., making money in that country town. My wife and five children were taken Joax-Yes ; be has the townspeople down with Is grippe while tits disease was ao dead to r'ighhts if they get the least widely prevalent, { dosed them with Ayer's thing the matter with them. He's the Cherry Pectoral, and before using quite two only ph'yaiclan, druggist and undertak- bottles my family wag restored to health. I ar In the place. know of several obstinate cases of the same complaint which were also cured by this _ remedy." I PARMINTER, CRIITICISM. Paulette, Mies. Penman tells we that if he thinks "I was cured of is grippe by the use of of an idew, in bed lie always jumps up Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. and jots Its dawn. C. S. THOMPSON. Yes? His reeent work doesn't indi- Pub. "Signal,West Farmington, 0. tate that his rest has bean much brok- en of tato. , AANOS� WOULDN'T DO. ADWY Committee man (to public school teacher) -We was thinktn' of puttin' ftp a nice motto over your desk to an. )curage the children, How would 'Xnowledge is Wealth' dot ckp�,. Sehool Teacher --That wouldts't do. rbe chUdren know horn small my 00,1. Write to otir doeto�(►s r. par him to try Is, edtiee you free. J. a Am 00.,14WO14 u4s* Thin in flesh ? Perhapsit's natural. If perfectly well, this is probably the case. But many are suffering from frequent colds, nervous debility, pallor, and a hun- dred aches and pains, simply because they are not fleshy enough. Scott's Emulsion of Cod- liver Oil with Hypophos- phites strengthens the diges- tion, gives new force to the nerves, and makes rich, red blood. It is a food in itself. See. and $i,ou, all druggists, SCOTT & BOWN11, Chemists, Toronto. 50c. 50c. Gold Watch R 1E __H'i_ These watches are solid 14 -carat gold, and our u,ual list price for them here in England is R5 1$35) each, but to Intro- duce our enormous Cat;Joguo, wo will If send you this watch free if you takead- v,uvtuge of our marvellouR otl'or. If yoil want one, writo to us without delay. R'ith your letter send u, 50 coats Inter. national Money Order, for which we vvil�sendlouaeolidailverbroyoh worth ,1, and our offer. Aftoryon recall's the bemalfnl watch, we shall expect you to,how it to year friends, and call their attention to this advertisetnent. The watch 1H Rant free by registered post on your complying with Tir advertise- ment and our otter, and lswarranted for five year e. Addrass- Watchmakers' Alliance & Ernest Goode's Stores, Limited,184 Ox- ford St., London, England. Money returned if not more than satin- . fled. Uneolicited Testimonial. 15 Princess Sb., Birmingham, Eng. "I thank you very much for the beau- tiful watch yon sent me free of charge. I have teal ed it for nine months and it never varies one half -a -miner a from one week'send to another," -IM WILKS. • 'To give away n gold watch worth x25, is certainly a ti ,tendid advertise• ment., but as the Watchmakers' Alli- anen is the largest firm of Watchmakers In Roland, they can afford It."-ED- ,I'vo)i C - Be euro and address your letter, 184 OXFORD STREET, LONDON, ENG, 6OLMOMW EZNWJKtlmrt>®.twmmom6 �iw Grand Trunk Railway. Trains- arrive and le•ive Clinton Station as follows ; Buffalo and Goderich District:- . Going istrict:- Going West, Mixed ........... ) o.15 a.m. 46 It Express.......... 1.03 p,m. II I( Mixed....... , .... 7.05 p,nl. t' t' Express .......... 10.27p,m. Going East, Express ... , ...... 7,40 a -n), I< 2.55 P.M. It I. Mixed............ 4.35 P.m, London, Huron and Bruce :- Going South, Express .1-1.1. 7,47 a.m. II A {< 4.3o p;m, Going North, tit ....... 10,15 a.m. I, II I< ......... 6.55 P•u), Al. C. DICKSON, Dis. Pass. Agent, Toronto. W. E. DAVIs, G. P. & T. A., Montreal. A, O, PATTISON, G.T.R. Agent at Clinton. The News -Record Is Not Excelled As an Advertising Medium. CENTRAL BUTCHER SLOP, FORD & MURPHY, (Successors to J. W. Langford.) Having bought out the above builnese, wy intents to conduct it on the cash principle, and W111 supply our customers with the beet meat, at the lowest paying prices. cord & Murphy. Live Hogs Wanted, Highest Market Price Paid. D. CANTELON. Clinton, 'Removal of Night -Soil. The undersigned wlhi undertake the removqq�� of Night Soil and thorough clearing of closets on short notice and at reneonable rates. Al1l refuse -removed out of town. ROBT. MENNEL, (CEO. TROWHILL, Horseshoer and General Blacksmith Albert Street, North, Clinton. JOBBING A SPECIALTY, Woodwork ironed and flrat-clasa maters and work gun anteed. Warm Implements a2i machines robu it and repaired. TO T1ii_ FARMERS1 Study your own interest and go where You can got RELIABLE - HARNESS I manufacture none but the beatof,stook. Beware of shops that eel] cheap as shay have got to live. C.ill and ger prlppea Orders by mail promptly attended tt5. John Bell, Harness Emporium, Blyth, Ont; . ... .... - BO YEARS' - EXPERIENCE 4 , ® 1 TRADE ittiARltS IDESIGNSp� COPYRIGHTS &C. Anvone sending a skelob and deecrlpption may quickly ascertain our opinion free w[lather an invention is probably patentable. Commnnlea. tions strictly confldentlal. Handbook on Patents sent free, Uldest syenvy for securing� ppatents. Patents taken through llumi & Co. receive special notice, tvltliout charge, In theqq�u y�ge�cg $�1enti 1c eric 4 . A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Lnrvest cir. culation of any actenttfle ,journal. `Terme, $3 a nr • four mons . Sold h all new dealers. ye f t he, E1 by a MUNN & C.0' 381 Broadway,N6W York Branch Otlice, 625 F 8t.. washinaton, D. C. Solid 'Comfort. It is not enough to have rubbers keep out the wet. If the fit be not perfect they will draw the feet. It costs money to eniploy skilled ,pattern ma- kers, In order to fur„ out rub- s; hers in all the latest shoe shapes, but the Granby Rubber Co. do it and the result is that The Granby Lined Rubber is Warm, Dry and Comfortable -made in all the shoe shapes, of the very Ltst material W, , 111111111111 �11111111 .'' � � m1u� i . S .W 7 :If �r F�!l " . ` �il th, 8 e Y L {I � .. 11 .f ) > are known to be right tip -to -date. The thick ball and. heel make them last twice as long; while the thin rub- ber used in the other parts „lakes the whole very light. > Insist on seeing the Granby Trade Mark ou the sole. ) I GRANBY RUBBERS WEAR LIFE IRON. ONE GIVES RELIED. Dun't Spend. a Dollar for Medicine until you have tried I. �4, .,,� " , Tl_�A_ r �J,­ s ..;rci 3 S ' -4.r . fnjv'' "11 " y a,I , You can buy them in the paper 5 -cent cartons Ten Tabules for Five Cents. nim awl Is put up cheaply to gratify the nntwar.al preamb dem.ad for a low prim If you don't find this sort of Kipans Tabules At the DrumAlst'Ss. )'I v"81 Amok Send Five Cents to T"n R1PANS CHm.frCAr, Comr,ivv, No. TO Spruce St., New York, and they will he sent t) , • u l; i, ill; nr 22 cartons will b4;mailed for 48 cents. TI r r'•,,nrr•s nr,• t^n to h one that Ripans Tabules are the very medicine you m erl. apawo-.._._.._.._._. _..__.-.,.,w..,.a I