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The Blyth Standard, 1903-02-05, Page 6++++++++++++4444+++441. SLANG TERMS MEANING ANIN6 MONS Y. + ir++++++4++++++++++++14++++ Almighty dollar, 1 h actual. amount. Ballast, beans, brash, brass, bus- tle, fobs, bunts, fatlsam, bits, bunch, bonus, blunt, bullion, bones, bills, boodle. Coat, eldps, choke, currency, change, coin, chicken(eod, cash, cart- wheels, Coln of tho realm, capital, chink, roll, case& clinkers, canary birds, oireulating medium, certifl- oates, collateral, coupons. Dust, dough, ducats, dlmmoek, di - early, dirt, dyratufie dolt, dibbs, damage, derby, dues, dingbats, dross, dividends. Funds, Out, feathers, flimsy, fees, filthy lucre, fodder, tare. Grease, geld, greenbacks', gilt, gent, green. Wavy, hnr.xenails, hoard, hard - Ingots. Jingler& John Davie. Kelter, Klondike, Kitty. Legal tender. long toils, long green. Mun, meek, mammon, mean e, Metal, nineteen, mopusuee, mdse. Neeeesatry, nuggets, nest -eggs, notes, needful. Ochre, ointwent , Oof. PaIin-oII, p owtel', p:caytine, pony, pleCOe, plate, paper. Peter's pence, pile, pelf, price, pleeters, plunks, pay, Quids Boot of all evil, raga, reds, rowdy, Rhinos, ready, the, revenue, roll, mks, Beatty John, Itnp. Sun, Siege, Soap, eawdnet, shigs, Makers, shot, sinew's of war, scrlpt, stamps, spoil, sant, silvers, silver, scales, a eondullx, shiners, quit, shekels, e1tinp:aetet's, epeeJe, eteke, sugar, salt, soft, Spanish, speller, etumptmtl, goatee, shall settles. Tribute, tin, toll, tax, tithe, tow, tester, tip. Value, velvet. Wherewithal, wampum, trod, we lge, wind. wagers. Yellow bops, No Chaperon Needed. Chlengo Poet. "Bat 011p110er." saidthe eastern girl. eupppOse, when you're out alone In the evening without a chaperon, some man should accost you 7" swat him par;' replied the western girl calmly, "and that's more than the chaperon coal('do." $Ino REWARD, $IOO. PsweWOMMINISIMMINSIMNIdemmeareseee.1 Sick Blood Feed pale girls on Scott's Emulsion. We do not need to give all the reasons why Scott's Emulsion restores the strength and flesh and color of good health to those who suffer from sick blood. The fact that it is the best preparation of Cod Liver Oil, rich in nutrition, full of healthy stimulation is a suggestion as t owhy it does what it does. Scott's Enlltlsion presents Cod Liver Oil at its best, fullest in strength, least in t +ste. Young women in their "teens " are permanently cured of the peculiar disease of the lOood which shows itself in paleness, weakness and nervous• nest., by regular treatment fifth Scott's Emulsion. ft is a true blood food and Ivnaturally adapted to the cure I o►: the blood sickness from which so many young woolen suffer. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that them Isal lens! onedrrn,lyd dIo, i,o that science has been utile to cure a+01 lis stage* and that Is Catarrh. tall', Oat 0rrh quro le the only positive pare now knnwa to the medical fraternity. Catarrh, being a con- stitutional diaense, motions a runsiftntlnnnl treatment. Halle Cntnrrh Cure is token in- ternally, acting din'etly upon the blood anti maeoua saint,* of 1Ito system, thereby de, towing the foundation of the disease, and get ing the patient oteength by building up the conetltution and n paid l ng unto re In doing rte work. The proprlet ora hn yr aoameh faith In its curative potters that they offer One Hendred Dollars for any ease that It halls to ears. Fiend for 11,1 of testimonials. Addteas F. J. CHENEY & CO., Tole!! 0. O. Bold by druegl.t4. 7:e. Hall's Faintly are the best. Talk of the Hardware,Harvard Lampoon.Burglar (to aecontpiteeh-Screte up your courage, Bill ; we'll get nailed If we don't bolt. Dear "Hire,—I was for *Peen ye:tru a Stutterer from Bronchial trouble, and would he go hoarse at times that I could ecatcely speak above a whis- per. I got no relief from anything t111 I tried your Ai1NAUD'S HONEY BALSAM. Two bottles gave relief and six bottles made a complete oure. I would heartily recommend It to 'anyone suffering from throat or lung trouble. J. F. 'ANIWSKIrK. Fredericton. Wholesale Hates. Mnglstrate — Ten dollar* and ecetsl ']]Ills Is et least tiro tenth time l'o'o had to rite you this y'car, rend—"Inebrinte—well, soy, judge. ought- n't I to telt wholesale ratee7" Stomach Dlsoraars If you want to enjoy each meal to ,tho utmoirt extent and feel that your stomach Is taking the good out of the food you eat you should try Dr. Carson's Tonic tIe will re glad to send a sample to any sufferer. reeon Mat thin picture us the (sou et a label to 011 the wrappp.r of every bottle el 1444adatan y014 buy. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists. Toronto. Ontario. 1'ruw the Smart. Set. "nate you any oljcettons to 'my taking your daughter to the thra- trc, elr"": "No: not 4.0 Tong as you don't lot ,o her l,et the play." TUE MAN WITH STEEL HANDS ('uriuua 1hn1'µe Aga lad a Nan Ar."r,;t'al In Purr, There Is 4.L present III the 1'en- tI'd I I'olie- 1011tliou Of ihlris It 11l'1 - 0o1;1•1' uumr,l ('allot, 11110 14 ku4wu 114 th„ -2\11 II with lin' titer) 1huldn." lie rolls a.rreeled on a curious rhnr)f'', which will have to he con- strued [is all 1(84.111111. Cltstet went to the Blriml Ilospitol aid 14041 10 110 M1111111 441 ItM It pn110111. 110 ryas examined hy a resident medi- cal student, who said that there was ael)l(1t; ally matter with the nppliennt. C'astot then (oak one of oily student's halide in his and ac- tually crinsh'lsl the young Medical Malts fingers. It was like the grip of the (enema taier'e statue In the and ellan of the rake, 1/an ,Irian. The student cried for help, and the naso with the Klee) Molds was an•reeled by the pollee, to whom he enb(11y staled 111411 lie crushed the doctor's, finger's as a token of thnuks for doelating hint to be In perfect health. At the pollee sta- tion ('aat01 broke a thick log of W004.1 ill two, beet, a pelt' of }ducat's whit three of his fingers, mid snap- ped a rope tied 111 tenfold thlck- res,+ around a (leek, All this (vee done (the Loudon Telegraph's Dario correspondent tells ns) to show the remarkable strength of tilt hands, but he will hate to :,nswcr 'ill the Bann' for Inning I(11aulted the medical student. '111 vale! in valealways fn vain."' Elle me:mal. "What, is';" Inquired the bcm'vo lent old gentWSW II, as h" passed. "The letter" 't','" she cried. Far up the etrrel, a pin 13'1l4 R^'ted 10 (oil n'il11 a 111()1, t<teketang th,td; the. ail was (4(1-11 _ Mother (to her x10111-yl'at'-cid son, William. w1(0 tuts INN'S growing free 01 epi li)--billy, dear, I will give ,3011 tea 01414(4 +t day for every day you don't tiny "darn foul." Harold (little brother of the, wltlt superior 1111')—HtlmplI : Ii "darn fool" 1t worth ten cents, I guess I know 3(111,1* that nee worth a (Ida elite A. clergyman told from lite text now 13autson was barbered awl vex- ed ; And told 11, so true That a man in a pew Got rattled, and shouted out, "Next 1" Stomach and Constipation Bitters It will glee rest to your appetite. Our pamphlet. ma the nee of than superior tonic cent in exchange for your utme ant address en poet earth Bee. per hott1• at 1111 dr'tggl,lo 4.r teat pre. paid on receipt of pit,. Sample sent on rerelpt of !le. (stamp) W cover postage. T$% Cfl17 ON MEDICINE GO.TosoKTo: t_selese QuOtnt ion. N. V. Sim. lit—Pity is akin to love, yon know. Stye --Yes, isn't It ;t pity elm can't afford that love of 11 'hat for ate. liewltt—I borrowed a pollcemau'o uniform, and put It on the other tiny. Jewitt—What did you do then "1 dol l know ; 1 Lumcdlatcly fell settee." Afhard's Llulmcmt Cures Onrget to Cows. it Annoyed Her. Brooklyn Engle. "Yea the widow Is perplexed" "How la that "She doesn't know whether it (((('11114. tenet bel' husband vote a good nth n or elle is a vixen" "I dont understand." "]Wilco hu died, rho papers Rail that he had gone to a ultppier home." A Serious Outlook. Brooklyn Eagle. " 1 Ree there IN talk of Increasing the inheritance tax." "Yee' said 111e rich marls RCM: gettlflg so a fellow would al- most alt net have Ills father live, don't yon know." Iftnard's Lhdment Lures Diste04. per. Minaret's Liietnept Cures Colds, eto. Bound to Keep Thrn1. 1'Lilnde;phla fres,. Mamma—Don't be too selfish, Let your baby Brother play' with your marbles a little 4(1111e, Tommy-13ut he ,netuts to keep them always, Mamma—Ob, 1 guess not. Tomm7—I guess yes; he's swel- tered 'em. FREE ALKALI. There are few women In Canatla who have not heard of " free alkali," but there are many who do 1101 ender - stand the term. 'rhe term 1s always t 1 tort with soap. if used In eon�te t U at any think It la meant to convey that It. Is alkali given free with the soap, then alhnll is very dear at the price. But it does not mean that A soap containing free alkali Is a temp 10 which the alkali is not properly Incor- porated with the tatty acids used to the making of soap, and such a tamp Is most lnjurfous to the clothing and hands. Free alkali in soap will burn the nap off wool and the surface off linen, coarsen the skin of the hands, rendering them liable to eczema, make the nails brittle and chip oft. Such a soap does not possess thorough cleanable properties. The difference between a soap containing free alkali and a neutral soap Is easily tested. Sunlight Soap is a neutral Heap, and no one who has once used Sunlight Soap for any tine? could with satisfaction go back to any of the common laundry soaps on the market. Complaints about the hands and the clothes are unknown where Sunlight Soap is need. (03. JUST LIKE BUYING RHEUMATISM. We put the hills in w tar pocket and take away the malady. Isn't that just like buying it? There's the bunch of money you'll pay out to get rid of the rheumatism if you buy prescriptions 'iib it. !Cs a cur, you want, not prescriptions. SOUTH AMERICAN,RHEUMATIC CURE pull the rheumatism out by the roots. No more doctoring, no morn medicine, money saved; health saved, life saved. CURES IN 1 TO 3 DAYS. Quite Different. Town Topioa. I•:dltor—You say that Mise Fitz 1am1(1t 14. "as handsome as a picture." \VIiy a homelier girl— Reporter—Her father has Just made 1 $7,000,000 111 coal. Editor—Is that so ? Then give her e. paragraph ; deaerlbo her Prlrlsian costume ; say she w'1t8 the Kele of the eveasioa. I had lost truck of her In thrr. Wear ! That's " the greatest thing in the world,"—in anything that's worn. You get style, fit and finish too, in Granb Rubbers —But the one thing we emphasize is their Wearing Qualities. "Granby Rubbers wear like iron." MIME. EISNER, a trained nurse, of Halifax, llving at 92 Cornwallis St., writes: "1 have been a aufrerer for six years from rheumatism. Many doctors treated me, but relief was only temper. try, 1 triad South American Rheumatic Cum, and after four day's' use of the remedy, was Gt. lively free from the disease." i ISSUE NO. 6, 1903. Quid Pro Quo. Philadelphia Press. Illstress—You dun') npponr to 11a0e SS much affection fur the children no you might have. Nero° girl—No 7 well, 1 wee jest thinking I don't appear to 4143,41 1144 much wages its I alight have, ntu'+tet. New York and Beaton Via few York l'eetra1. The numerous trains, the excellent service„ the uniformity of ifs trains, Ito four tracks, and the location of Its depots 1n Roston and Now York, make the New 'y mit Ventral the fav- ortto line to those points. Ary ticket agent will confirm the above. SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE rich In healing powers, relieves bladder and ki& ney troubles in six hoursand in the worst cases wiespeedily restore perfect health, 2 An L'ndesh•dble Lora. 1.i):•. "Why are you In mourning "Oh, for my sins," "1 didn't know that yml had lost tiny." --- - an Mrs, la ho0thing Syrup old u always be need for Children loathing, it soothes the child, Roftenethegum. Duren wind talc and ns the bort tamed* for Dlarrhma, TEN COURSES BY MAIL Lefession.'"''"g pro•. thoroughly 1ought. Expert Instructors. 1nd1- cidunI111ton lion. head fur handsome eat:, logne for pH COrreafOndt1108 Depart- ment CENTRAL BUSINESS COLLEGE, Toronto Con. WANTED AGENTS '"0'71f1N" std utgre In 1'mi:oh to all made to ,"ensure LAM BS' 84,14, .Lae kris nod Skirts; goedeomin NNIons. Crown 'i'alloring 1'u., Caund:ti $ Largest Tail- ors, Toronto. A Place of leterost. Nearly every depatation or con- vention vlelting Toronto snake a point of ini*pco1411g the greet lntple- nteet works of Afaoocy-Ifvrris Co., Limited. Lust week tee curlers who have been touring Canada, (paid a visit to the w',rku, and were much 0114- prisul, not only at the extent of the same, but lit the wonderful methods of mtulufnetul0 employed. The plant le (Teti -Only Eelendllll,v egelp}wol for making the world's best hat vesting implements• WANTED AGENTS '" "r"^ "" r stud vllluge uq xxiu Canada tole MEN'S ordered clothing; g, cumudns; moat, label, Crown Tailoring co , 1 uo"in's I nrg 't 'Pallors, Toronto. 1M 111111 TIME 11 LI.Y (h'(i! PIED THIS WINTER? If not, we am open for on honest and energetic man to repm,rut IN, 111111 own ate rt you in a profitablohnswae$. V,'l tl'. l'ortrai t Supply t o., 1'arkdale,Torout A t't'n1'N'('M t'0l,l,I''l'UD—CANAIIA ANI, stall's—n" ehorge unitise eu:eee,tul; rr- tnbllshed 1 years; referrnra0cheerfaay gisru: ('meet. 7'ornnto, Ihu111ou, London, Th, Bodiless Alliance. Toronto. 1.e'l'IAM110 .t'('M FII It SA1.11011 TO RENT-- the x ten inert. "City of I'eterhermlgk"ami "Witter 1.117." For roll particulars apply t e 11. C''deutl, l'ct,•rhoro, tint. //''111 EA)' AND 11',Atil1 Pit 1.4 I.I ti HT Fol: ll atoms, pelt -ate retldrums, churrhes, ho•- torleo, ere. Chcnper that oil, more beautiful than coal gas oe electricity, Put in year own Want. and be Indeprwlcul. Every "Pert,,. tau" machine Iputnunterd, Ilndurwnu•n.' rer(Jllente. Agents wa"tcd. The ('tophi ou.,- MUDI,Iy Co., Ltd., OlUl sta. lie is not. l'nw'orihy. If one has failed 1.0 reach the end ht• s,:ught, 11 out of effort no great good is wrought, It is not failure, ii the object be 'rhe brttertneut of taut; 101' all that ho Ilya don(' stud auffercd 18 lot gain To those 11 ho follow evoking to ut- 'rhe end he Nought. 1Hs effort's they Will find aro g''lincpost1 ml the way To that necem)lishmcnt which he, For 801110' 1'141' Purpos0, could not .be The factor he. There Ife a need Of unsuta'es»fel effort ; 'tie the seed whose mission Is to lie beneath The soil that grows the laurel wreath, .And sly Is not unworthy who Falk struggling manfelly to do What meet iee done, In titre dlstrees, Tint otI ere any obtain 013000ee. --William J. Lampman, in February Success. MInatvl's Llniment Cures Diph- theria. LIVE PIGEONS WANTED Any 'Amain,. Iran dol 111 11,0110. 1IIghrxt itric„ pnld. 1vr1Ur at, once. A. W. BRYAN W,,,o I) "° TORONTO BUTTER, NEW LAID ECCS AND POULTRY WANTED t'unslgumrn la 01 Baiter, Poultry laud new laid Eggs solicited. (trines firm forcholcegna1- ides. Cholla young l'l.lekeuO,dry 1dckea,c,co o. selling e0 to Mac pair, (1111,11 Pu,. one lb. tar 11EESW.AS delivered Toronl' Cor'reOpowleuve oolh•th,l. JOHN .1. TEF:, fig Front St. Past, Toronto Her Cruel Mother. Town 'fomes, Ella—Mother doc"n't want me to marry. Stella—Dees elle sty R07 Ella—No, but oho ielle everybody that at my ago saw poked Just 0e I do now. MYSTERY OF A LOST RIND. IL Got Around a Mena(" s Neck and Strangled II iu1 to Death. I was told a true lost -ring story the other day which I believe has never been in print, aitheugh such may be the case. A well-known so- ciety woman eudd0nly missed a vela - able dlnmond ring from her linger. It w':s n ring she seldom removed, bat all that could be remembered about It wtla that 01111 had Just tvasll- ml her hands. Fearing It had slipped off In the operation the plumber was quickly calledin and all the traps 1s opened, with the faint hope of find- ing the jewel, but without avail, and sorrow reigned in the household, for the diantona was not only intrinsic- ally valuable, but a dearly prized sotiveuh'. ISOM,. time later the set bowl In the bathroom had to be re- placed, aid when it was removed, to and behold, crowded In behind the water plpee was the sekleton of a mouse, and round the skeleton's thread of n. neck hung a diamond ring. Identification was Immediate ami the mystery tpdekly cleared up by the pour lit U^ beast 111 heel feasted on 0. box of bran which milady kept to whiten her fair hands, end into which the undoubtedly dropped Ole ring. Igoe r -ie, through vanity or accident, Woo a l It over his head, but In trying' to escape with the loot he died a felon's death.—Boston Herald, Like Bather, Like 51111• Sexton Transcript. Afra. Flicker—Johnny, Marger •t soya you swear Ilk': a pirate. Johnny Flicker -1 euppoa1 she must. mean dud. Rather 1011 thon , ma 7 him to call hon n pirate, Gray's Syrup soothes and heals the sore throat and weak lungs. After a few doses the cough is re- lieved, and the soreness passes away. Gray's Syrup cures to stay cured. At all Druggists 25cts. A Common Bred Cow When toned up by Dick's Blood Pun- fier will give as much and as rich milk as abighly bredaristocratic Jersey cowgives upon or. dinary feed, and o J eraey cow when given. DICK'S BLOOD PURIFIER will wonderfully increase ber yield of milk. It saves feed too, because a smaller amount of well digested food satisfies the demands of the system and every particle of noun alshmcnt sticks. 50 cents a package. Leeming, Mlles & Co., Agents, MONTREAL The Baby's Picture. Boston Journal. " Thi" isn't a very good picture of your little baby brother, Is it 7" said the Visitor. " No, ma'am," replied five-year-old Elate. " Bet then he ain't a very good baby." MI. A. W. CHASE'S 25 CATARRH CURE e,e C, fa tent direct to the dlaeauat parts dy the Improved btowe, Heals tae ulcers. clears theme passages, stops droppl sin the throat and ppeermanent tures Catarrh and Hoy Bove tower free. All dealers, or Ur. A. W. Chu. Malicia! Co.. Tomato sad latbl& A Yankee's Yarn. We have 11101'ay8 been given to understand lust America 15 It big co)H(try, and that everything In 11 is bigger, better and more curious than 11118 side of the Atlantic, but we presume that even in the land of the ~furs and Stripes there are not ",any animal, as described be - (011. 1t appears that Nome 1(18(1 were relating their experiences of wonderful II1t1nu11s, and it came to the. Ynnkce's torus to speak. "I never had any very remarkable animal," he drawled, "but I once had a goat that gave thea let of trouble. 1 got NO Mad With 1110 things it did, I threw things at it that would have killed any ordinary goat, and 110W at,d again, in the hope of reeling myself of It, I had a shirt at 11 wllh my rifle. It did not Ream to mind. One day when Its behavior got past endurance 1 got a friend to help take it to a precipice a couple of miles off, and there In the early morning we threw it over the cliff on to the rocks 300 feet below. Well, we were sitting at breakfast at hour later, when we heard a noise In the yard, and looking up, Raw the goat gam- bolling about, pulling the washing off the clothes line and chewing up it flannel shirt. That was too much. INC dragged it to the rall- w'uy track (tear by, and fastoued it firmly to tlte call, then waited till the express came up. As the trail came tearing along, what do yon think that goat tilt! 11 Just coughed up that red flannel shirt and waved It tor a danger signet" —The Golden Penne.