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Clinton New Era, 1895-08-09, Page 9Mc 4eQd'S System RENOVATOR AND OTBEI1 Tested Remedies. ' SPECIFIC AND ANTIDOTE For Impure, Weak and Itapoverished Bland Dyspepsia, Sleepleeeneee. i'alpa• tition of the Heart, "Liver Complaint Neuralgia: Loss of Memory, Bronchitis Consumption, Gall Stones, 4aundioe, Rid ney and nce , Fei ala r egnla' rities and General DebDiseases, St. Vitae' ility LABORATORY, OQDERi!H, ONT 1:11. MoLEOD, Prop. and Manufacturer Bold in Clinton by J. IL BOMBE, and ALLAN & WILSON BUTCHER,BHOPS Bombe's Block Butcher Shoff. COUCH & WILSON. Subeeribers desire to notify the publio that they have bought out the butchering business lately conducted by Mr Jae A.Ford and will con- tinue the same under their personal supervision. Freak meats l otve allpkinde twillbe kept icareful n attention, sold at reasonable rates and delivered anywhere in town. ARTHUR COUCH, CHAS. N. WILSON CLINTON. BUSINESS CHANGE Central Butcher Shop The undersigned having bought the butchering business lately carried on by (Mr John Scruton be will carry on the same in the old gaud. Mho will give personal attention to all the details of the business customers can rely on their orders being promptly and satisfactorily filled His motto is "good meat at reasonable prices." Cash paid for Hides, Skins, &c. W. J. LANGFORD Albert St., Clinton. FLOUR AND FEED STORES. •Y SEEDS : SEEDS We will exobange CLOVER and TIMOTHY SEED —Fort— OATS, PEAS, WAEAT & Barley 101be. Rolled Oat Meal to 1 bosh. Oats. Give ns a call. STEEL it CONNELL. FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP FOR 1896 The knowing one are speculating on the football possibilities of the season. Or- tawa is uot.likely to retain the honorsof the ehanipionehip, as Queene will put in a team Imre to smash all records. It Fol lows that no team can hope 10 win this year that neglects to supply the clue with Putman's Painless Conn Extractor, the only safe, sure and painless remedy tor corn. Flour, Feed & Seed Store Omnlbuw "Tommy, who was Joan of Aro r asked tiAe teacher. "Noah's wife" said Tom- mywho is great at guessing. "you were born in Ainerioai" Dennis —Tes sir. "Parents '''foreigners P" Den- nis—No indade 1 They're Irish." . Brother ;Talmage says: "By -and -bye the American Indians wtU have nothing but mental reservations to stand on." Parker --Swell boarding house Witt it/ Barker—Swell? Hash is never mention- ed exoept as "renaissance corned 1f of " Oddly enough when a man think, 4t is going to rain pitch forks in harveat tlmo he redoubles his efforts to get his liar in. "Fulton is always saying something pleasant about that disagreeable,. ry7)irs t3k.ipper," "Well It's no wonder.Y.; She jilts him. "• ,stator—$e can play "drunken parts" better than any one in the profession. Manager—Yes but the trouble is "Lo is too fond of rehearsing. . Alison says.that ho has eiotioel that some men are a great deal like rivers. When their heads are swelled you realize it from their mouths. Tourist (in New Jersey) -What is the population of this town? Alkali Ike promptly) --Eight hundred and sixty- seven souls and thirty-one real estate agents, • - "Is the baby cutting teeth?' asked a $ar1,m woman on a visit to Boston. "No madam. His guins are being lacer- atied by the teeth, which are doing the dating. " "It doan' pay," said Uncle Eben, "tor be stuck up. Ebory time yoh reaches ober ter look down on yoh feller man, ler runs a great reek ob losin' yoh bal- ance an' drappin' " "Few people,' said the wife, as she proceeded to investigate her husband's pockets after ho had gone to sleep—" few people are aware of what a wife has to go through. " 01= -year-old Johnnie, walking through the cemetery, and seeing inscription on tombstone, "Not dead, but sleeping," said: "Weil, I know if I was dead I Couldn't tell a story about it!" Little Charley—Papa, will you buy me a drum?' Fond father—Ah, but you will dtaturb me very much 11 I do. Oh, no, papa, I won't never drum except when you're &sleep, "Jest look at the Dolor of this water. Why, it's not fit to drink said an in- dignant Quest` to the waiter at a hotel in Seguin, Tex. "Dat's whar yogi is foolin' yerse'f. Hits' de glass what's dirty." The lo oo to intimate at he -wilknhand the verybest FLOUR and FEED 01 an kinds also the choicest variety o! Clover, Timothy & Small Seeds Which will be sold at close margins for cash. --t- mr. halal. .wil,6A6o.kee SALT varl variety of all kinds of TEAS which con- sumers will find to be excellent value. J. W. HILL HURON ST., CLINTON. COOK'S FloruriFeed Store BRAN & SHORTS In large or small quantities. OIL CAKE and MEAL OF ALIL KINDS. ~10 pounds Choicee f a tmmeal for 1 D. COOK, CLINTON. BANKS. "When the assistant fell up the chancel stairs this morning he reminded me of the father of the prodigal son." "In what respeott'1'"Don't you know, when he •sitiw his son afar off, he ran and fell on tits neck." A teacher in one of the pulbie schools asked her pupils to write a sentence con- taining the pronoun "I." A small col- ored boy responded thus: "My m$ther made a shortcake. It was so short I didn't sot any of it" = flosete--l-don'•t=wanttease good,and-=go•- b heaven. Mamma—Why not, dear? Flossie—Well, the minister this morning said "In my Father's house are many mansions" And there'll be janitors, of pours°. "Uncle Gabe, mammy tole me for to ex you what makes de milk so blue" "Yo go 'long an' ax yo' mammy what drake you so brook. Deso hyar niggahs ,encs de war am gottin' mighty p'tickler, jos like po' white trash." Teaoher—Now, Johnnie, you may tell as this: Suppose your mother had told you to come home at five o'clock and you did not go; what would you he doing? Johnny—I don't know whether it would be pitchtn' pennies or playin' baseball. THE WANTON TON N eAW ERA IT WAS THEIR FATE. ONLY AN ACCIDENT, BUT THEN IT WAS SUFFICIENT. George W. Curtis Meets a Girl In Blue at a Street Corner—A Dull Member of a Smart Fraternity --It is a lineation of a Nickel. It was only au aocldent, reports a writer for the Washington Post, that brought George W. Curtis to the corner of Seven- teenth and G streets at all. With nothing else claiming him that Sunday evening, he had strolled that way with a friend, and was now about to take a horse oar and return to his office on F street, smoke a cigar, and consider his business pro- gramme for the coming week. The car was slow in making its advent. While George W. Curtis Waited a pretty girl came up. She, too. had plane which included the street car; and so standing a safe ten feet from George W. Curtis the pretty girl shared his vigil. She paid no heed to George W. Curtis but he noticed that she was arrayed in a blue flannel frock which had blue flannel sus- penders crossed over a white waist, George W. Curtis had always doemed these costnmes very elegant. But he was In no sense a masher, and atter al- lowing Ms eyes the benefit of the pretty girl for a moment be turned them in quest of the oar and thougnt no more about her. The pretty girl did not think of George W. Crutis at all. It is all but certain that had it not been for a peculi- arly dull oonduotor this romance would have ended here. Most horse oonduotors are bright, sprightly men, and of a pretty wit of their own. But this member of the guild was dull ; or, perhaps, he was preoccupied with troubles of his own. This was what the dull conductor did, and drove those two doves back into the flet which the fowler fate was spreading for them. "Tickets?" he queried as George W. Curtis tendered two bits. "Tickets," remarked George W. Curtis. The dull oonduotor tore off two tickets for George W. Cutris andfor the pretty girl, being misled therein by the fact that they bad come aboard together. Then the dull conductor repaired to the bank platform, turned his back on George W. Curtis and the pretty girl, and softly whistled: "Never Take the Horseshoe From the Door." George G. Curtis was in a dilemma. The pretty girl did not know that he had inadvertently paid her fare, and she sat opposite with her nicker in her waiting little hand. Should George W. Curtis break the truth to her? He decided that he must. Sho would find it out before she left the oar and get things all tangled up to his discredit trying to understand. "I beg your pardon," said George W. Curtis, bending toward the pretty girl and lifting bis bat, "but the fact is, Miss, that fool of a oonductor has done me the honor to suppose you are with me, and bas collected your tare from me on that theory." Tho pretty,girl seemed much abashed, blushed deeply, and final- ly getting it straight In her young mind tendered George W. Curtis her nickel. "Not at all," said George W. Curtis, waving it away. "I wanted to tell you, because I didn't care to have you think 1 was attempting any cigarette play to make your acquaintance." Then they at still for four blocks, George W. Cutris looking excessively virtuous. At last the pretty girl tender- ed- shim—the =nickel' -weak 1`hI8 time George W. Curtis came over and sat by her. the better to explain how much he didn't want the nickel_ She said her name was Bessie. George W. Curtis had always held that Bessie was a lovely name; ho would bet five to one that it was the loveliest of all names. aeseto lived in Richmond, and was visit- ing her aunt on Rhode Island avenue. Bessie was going nowhere in particular; merely riding around viewing the city. Unless Bessie objected, George W. Curtis would•rido about with her, and give her his advise and counsel as to how to view the city with succuss. Bessie was a bit worried, but finally did not object. George W. Curtis saw Bessie safely into the hands of the Rhode Island avenue aunt at nine o'clock. The Rhode Island avenue aunt behold nothing to shy at In George W. Curtis. He called the next night. Tuesday evening he took Bessie and the Rhode Island avenue aunt to hear the Marine band in the White House {Founds. Wednesday Bessie went horne. There George W. Curtis wrote. His let- ters grew warmer and warmer, until the postai people were made uneasy as they handled them. Thts story began two years ago. One day loot week George W. Curtis and Bes- sie were married. And on such hinges dons one's future swing. The Molsons Bank. Incorporated by Act of Parliament, 1855 000. REST FUND, - $$1,30p 000 HEAD OFFICE, MONTREAL. J. H. R. MOLSON F. W. THOMAS,.... General Manager, Notes discounted, Collections made, Drafts Is- sued,Sterling and American exobange bought and sold at lowest current rates. Interest al- lowed on deposits. AI�M>t�Rs, . Money advanced to farms& en their own note with one or more endorsers. No mortgage re- quired aslsecurity H. C. BREWER, Manager. GEO. D. MCTAGGAR ` . BANKER ALBERT ST, - CLINTON. A generis, hanking Ii11Nin('M- tl ansa+:tell NOTES DISCOUNTED Drafts issued. Interest allowed on deposits. Deadly Oleo Cw'edby illi It HERE I.- 'I..i. PRO la Mesar&. T .rdllbat & Cu Stre,—About fou- years ees. I was torten i dick t+ith etorneca trouble. 1 consulted several physicians, all of whom propout,ced my disease iucurala,e cancer of the stemmas and told me I had not long to live. Two doctors attending me gave me gist to die.— through reading your adry'ertitment, and by advice of friends, I tried Burdock Blood Bitters and I am happy to say that after using one bottle I was able to leave my bed to which I had been confined a long time I am thankful to state that 13. 13. B. cured my disease which baffled the dootors, and I am firmly convinced that B.B.B. saved my life. Gratefully yours. ELIZABETH GILHULA, South Buxton, Ont. N.B.—Mrs Galatia is the wife of the Post Master at South Buxton, and will gladly answer inquiries. Hon. N. Clarke Wallace was re- elected Grand Master of the Sovereign Grand Lodge of; Orangernen without opposition. FARRAI% & TISDALL BANKERS Advance• made to farmers on their own noes at low rates of interest. A gneeral Banking Business transacted Interest allowed on deposits. Sale Notes bcngh J. P TIE .IAL1L, Mantw•:r • AYER'S Hair VIGOR Restores natural color to the hair, and also prevents it falling out. Imre. H. W. Penick, of Digby, N. 8., says : "A little mors than two years tiro my h,tlr keg!. .1 it to t;:"tt l - .-' ter til :5. pee !soft lo .,f ,1v(•r's. Ifnir Vistir h ur wt.) i rest red to it ; • • en'nl• :11,1 e„il�;+l f illir. o (Il•n4ion:11 tissue:]' HI) ho • e the hair in seed r•+en,l,teei "-- fee If. 1'. h'::Nivice, 111rtJy, \. S. 0 rowth of Haut. HEART -BEATS. The Reason Why the nears Fitters Pal- pitates, and is Oppressed, and illow to Relieve It. The heart has a hard old time of it and within itself does not excite much dis- ease,but it is very often called upon to dis- play the troubling symptoms of palpita- tjon, fluttering, labored breathing, op- pression, etc., on account of diseased Kidneys offering increased resistance to the passage of the blood through their defective secretive structures, causing a morbid change in the blood unsuited to nourish the tissues arid noxious to them. The minute arteries resist the passage of this foul blood, resulting in the muscular walls of the arteries and the ventricle of the heart becoming partially paralyzed, and from this cause results much of the so-called heart disease, which is owing to wasting Kidneys not being able to per- form their functions, In order to relieve heart trouble remove the cause in the Kidneys withChase's Kidney -Liver Pills. They relieve the blood of poisonous de- posits, it goes on its way a stream of health, relieving the heart and imparting strength to every tissue of the body. When your heart is in trouble Chase's Pills quickly remove the causing condi- tion, no matter whether it exists on ac- count of disorder of the kidneys, liver, stomach, or of nervous affection. Sold by all dealers. Price esc, Edmanson, Bates & Co., Toronto. ,r right years tike,1 t�r<1t.ite. v:t, loid, tied lost my hair, which pre', i• ously was quite abundant. I tried a variety off preparations, but witL- out beneficial result, till I hegll:: t0 fear I should be permanently h:l10. About six months ago, my bush:'nli brought home a bottle of Ayer's ]lair Vigor, and I began at once to use it. In a short time, new L' r began to appear, and there is i '• • every prospect of as thick a gyre' tt 't of hair as before toy illus + -- Mrs. A. WEnEt , 1'ulym:a:t Vit., New Orleans, La. AYER'S HAIR VIGOR rnitr.trtEn BY CR.1. C. AVER & CO., LC.'YLL,.L, MASS., O .S. A. Awes Pala cure Sick headache. A not iia. e MANITOBA 3A SCHOOLI Look over these prices • SUGARS Special quotation in obis. Selling by $ loss than wholesale prime* CANNED GOODS Put up by THE 13E31 PACaut3, •rolns,toe Corn and Apples, Pumpkins, Salmon And ,MackeraL TEASExtraordinary values in Japan, Black andlGreen. Good Japan.only 150 a pound. Chinese Mixture only 20e Sa pound. RICE -25 pounds ISIN ORNIA AAPRICOTIb. aanct r P APCRHES ES, CALI- Largest and best assorted stook of CROCKERY and GLASSWARE in the comity Selling at close prices. See quality and price. J. W. Irwin, Grosser MACKAY BLOCK, • - - CLINTON. ASOMMOMIMMONEMMIIP w eiattie Two-year-old Hattie had a difficulty with grandma, "Don't you know,” said papa, "that you should ailed grandma just as you do mamma and papa?" alattie answered nothing. Papa repeat- ed the question, but still there was no answer from the little girl, who stood with clasped hands gazing out of the win- dow. "See here," exclaimed her father, im- patiently; "when I speak to you I want you to say something—do you hear?" Without turning her small head the little girl quietly remarked: "I fink it i- a very nice day, -papa." Sash, door & Bliud Factory DOUG, MUMPS, CHOLERA, DYSENTERY, CHOLERA ftii®RBvs, CHOLERA I g ANTUM sad all Summer Complaints and Fluxes of the Bowels.Chldren flable for Children or Adults. For Sale by all Dealers. :: 5. S. COOPER Proprietor : : Owing to my increasing business, I am building an extensive addition to my premises, and also putting in one of the latest improved Patent Dry Kilns, and will then be in a better position than ever to fill all orders entrusted to me. We prepare plans and estimates for all kinds of residences, and execute contracts for the same on short notice, and in a workmanlike manner. We manufacture to order and also carry in stock all kinds of Window Sash, Door Frames, Blinds, Lumber, Lath, &o. Persons who intend to bnild will find it to their own interest to see me before sodoing. S, S. COOPER, Clinton LASSOING A BEAR After an hour's weary travelling; dawn the winding wily we came out on the plain, and found a small cow outfit. belonging to air Stevens, and tinder a tree lay our dead silver -tip, while a half-clozen punchers squat ted chole it. it ,tppeeriel that three of Ihrm had been Working ftp in the foot- hill,', ellen they heard the dogs, itndl hob I ly discovered 'he hear, iaving no gun-, and beiut; +al fairly g;,,nd g;r. nnel, they cn11e1 their - It :s and to (14, lin iIle. 1h -IIS rr t'l, wn, I+: +Ile 1)11,(114, And Ile+ l III( n h:t•ll I+-.+1 .i ny e(1 tvit h hint were so 4+1 11that They -'tit tilllit.IL re-l1e'eted tli•innrr 1114(1 1w0,•.4 ;affil lolled. The 1:1 sl 1cipi- went over Bruin's head :Hui "tn. pow, 'Tete lies the danger. i;nt irl• t;tntIy twin - her testi flew 4.n -eight to the mirk, tinct the runic, '-11 gill, while lit sin streteh- ,i•I WO with :1 rent. A third ripe get his of her hied -leg, end] the pilcher dismounted and tied it to n tree. 'Saw r( wring, hit ing, clawing mass of h lir was ore 11 Gaily helhlew, lint In Lill hint was nn lrndertak1ng. "\Vhy don't. you brand] him and turn hire loose?" 1 asked of the cow- boyWeil," said the pincher, in his Texan drawl, "we could have hr ended him ail right, nut, we might have need- ed some help in turning hint loose." They pelted him with maipais, att?d fineily stuck a knife into a vital past., and then, loading him on It pony, they brought him in. It was a daring per- formance, hitt was regarded by the "pinchers" as a great. joke.—Harper's Magazine for:filly. Children Cfor Pitcher's Castor's, SRISTOniS Sarsaparill Cures Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica, Neuralgia, Scrofula, Sores, and all Eruptions. BRISTOL'S Sarsaparilla Cures Liver, Stomach and Kidney Troubles, and Cleanses the Blood of all Impurities. ,ISTous Sarsaparill RI -P -A-. N -S ............. ONE GIVES RELIEF. Valuable PROPERTIES For Sale or to- Rent. Cures Old Chronic Cases where all other remedies fail. Be sure and ask your Druggist for BRISTOL9'S Sarsaparilla COMMERCIAL Hotel, Clinton. A splendid stand, where good business is done. The house has excellent accom- modation for travellers and public generally. Terms made known on application to JNO. ROSSIER, Benmiller. Also HOTEL at Exeter North— Will be either sold or rented. For par- ticulars apply to J. T. WESTCOTT Exeter, or JOHN ROSSIER, Benmiller. Also, FARM of 200 ACRES— being lot 12, let Con., West Nissouri, good soil, 140 acres cleared and in good shape of cultivation, 60 acres good beech and mapie bush. e Also FARM of 50 ACRES— being East half of Lot No. 4, 2nd Con. of West Nissouri. Will give party who wants to do business a particularly good chance on this property. Any of the above are good investments, and all particulars can be obtained on application to JNO. ROSSIER, Benmiller C'/QkSC1tt0illO0t COMPOUND. A recent discovery by an old plly• (.'410. .ti"r'ar•..' 9,%tltty used mrrnti., 11 by eh. 111sdelds of .1.rn1ire.. I.4 4:11 Only perfectly safe and reliable me lclne (MP covered. 'Jewel -err unprincipled druggists tvho offer 1• fetter reed, Inas In {lane of this. Ask for Cooh'e 1 often ]foot Compound, take no substl• tete, or fne:1101' St n -it a sante In postage in letter am, we wnlsend, sealer], hp returnm',1l. Full sealed partieillara In p'la'n em'�"^lr to lilies fes only. 2 stamps. Andress The C" ^.ver,',r.t..C•'-,nils. FILL at the FRONT The andersi onstomersrantt-' friends that be has moved to his New Shop on Rattenbury Street Near the Market Square, where he ie prepared to give late customers better accommodation than ever. I have secured the services of a good woodworker, and am prepared to do all kinds of wood -work repairing. As to the quality of wotlr done and attention shown tt is sufficient o say that the old standard will be pt up. In hie showrooms there will be kept a well ssorteci! stock of Sleighs,Cutters, Buggies, Plows,, Barrows, Ete, Which be will sell at prices to suit the times. Ira addition to this be is prepared to do all kinds of Bicycle Repairing. Special attention will be givi en to Horse Shoeing and all Custom Work. All work and stock guaranteed to bo first-class and prices low. JOHN TEDFORD, Ciintotix Vied , wisheq._to: mforle.hi8 . many. HURON AND BRUCE Loan Sz Investment Co This Oampany is Loaning Money on Farm Security at Lowest Rotes of Interr MORTGAGES - — PTRCIIASEI'b SAVINGS BANK BRANCIL - 3, 4 and 6 per Cent. Interest Allowed oij Deposita, according toamount and tiinf teff'.. OFFICE—Cor. Square n North St., Godericl0 HORACE U ORTON Manager 'fie amailler Nux eery FRUIT AND NORWAY SPRUCE, TREESTAL SCOTCH AND ASTRACHAN PINE, The latter of which we make a specialty. LARGE STOCK ON RAND 'the above ornamental trees and shrubbery will be sold at very low prices, and those wanting any thing in this con ofecetng hi will save money by pur -- Order., by Me be promptly aCtentied G,,, Address. .1011 \ 4TEWART, REN M1II.FIt Sold in Clinton by ALLAN (' WILSON ... see as ^Tarto.On . Druggists. i. - Great : Luxury 4V()ve Wire Fellvil1g. For .1:IT,Ioer 1114 in lif,l 41++q and ,,tit. -.I • .,cr-r 14,0. Luer Lamp ti HiOBERT -:- DOWNS, CLINTON, 6lanutaaturer and Proprietor for the best scall 211111 clog in use. Agent forth esale and applii cation of the tilrFlanSa PATENT AUTOMATIC BOII/16. CIEANEa. STEAM r,rrINOSfurnished end app ed on shot notice Boilers. Engines. and all If lodes i Machinery repaired owpeditfouRIV and in awatlsfaeiory ,manner Farm Implements mannfa-tnrod and repaired Steam and water puplps furnished and puts posit],)n. Dry Hilus fitted up on applicatlot4 Charges moderate. A g -o.1 well for 6 re',grna. J. int roasted, and ve- 1otablcs an+1 pud gins enle•d for less tr en 1 cent. All put in same ' time, giving ase - vete letting alone • w . a. .. L. i- L --t. i.--1 i !-- -4--4.-- t --.4-.%--4.--4""i11.._-.. I. -. _ ,•-ii. o •f?ar+i x Messrs Stanley and Stoop local aeent.ilex requiring uo at- the above fence, which is claimrd to bo th ten tan: tit for can best fencing wird manufactured of the kirtl undone hours;on Farmers intending to use this fencing are your return you will On ' s moo cooked dinner, and no odor. so teeny 0019.11 dlebes can he cooked over it while you .tile}' the light, such as oysters, ham and oggs, porridge, watt r behead, tea and coffee made, steak broiled, etc., Inn 45 the lamp very , desit Oslo end without an equal for the sic t room er for warmi"lr 1114- hal.y's Ionri, and when not I used for room.cot fflrp cooking, step saver,]om p for the draw - making c. offing a , in, rnu, i' pleasure. AS:,;NT( WANT -Eft -Send for circulage. \Vanier Limp god h1on+iT eturiog Com'y 11 A111LTJN, O1 -T. Consul tion. -- live t , flee o medicine Mat ifY b + YAfnable d pea Hdfee addre . A. an. ,,vor,s- Oita lYe pAxYlW7 requested to cut their posts 8i feet Son STANLEY & STEEP, Clinton, For Twen1.y4'ive Years D!J!!NS BAKINO POW.DER�� std 1