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The Huron News-Record, 1894-10-17, Page 6r formerly novo : lit. QO t:010ntt, Ind o a' 'a grow re>!Iaes in )191a41110, writes; oPor ro years past, my wire anti 1 have used ATerai Bale rtes. and We attribute to It the flair Lair match. slie and ;x, ,?nevi, ltave,•vvhile hiss Ostia et otic acquaint. aures, ten or a "dozen years younger than we, are either gray -beaded, white, or bald. li'c'hen asked tumour fair has retained its color Lint} fullness, We reply,'J3y' the pee & e.f ,elver s Bair Y r. -n #.g4 iltlitng else." '4414684M' a>itau9ed at Ra..m ire . 1y bald, and the Baft kept fail- ing on t every day.• x Induced dyer's Irate Vigor,, and very soon, it not only checked any further loss of hair, but produced an entirely new growth, which has remained luxuriant and glossy to this day. T can recommend this preparation to all in need of a genuine hair -restorer. 'It is all that it is claimed to be.", --Antonio Alarrun, Bastrcl Tex. • AYER'S HAIR VIGOR The Huron News-Recora t11.5o a Yee:—$1.25 in Advance. rAve l WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17th, 1804. - Some Wise Sayings. CULLED PROM EXCHANGES AND OTHER PUBLIC SOURCES, Esteemed Mowatite contemporaries are kindly offering suggestions as to the best man to succeed Mr. illeredith in the leadership of the Conservative opposition in iitwould be ahe goodirplanitod gfint out which gentleman the Grit papers con- sider to be least qualified for the posi- tion. and select him. Sir Oliver's thoughts by day and his dreams by night are troubled by his anxiety es to what the supreme court will have to say about prohibition. A Philadelphia jury has assessed a gtyold fellow $400 for kissing his pretty itypewriter without having first gained her consent. If $400 is the value of one kiss, just' think' of all the wealth that -Mr. Laurier has been scattering broad- cast between Winnipeg and the coast 1 ,,,, The Canadian Soo canal lock is 000 feet Iong, 60 feet wide and gives 20 feet 3 inches depth of water. The new feet wide nited and gives tes lock s 21 feet depfeet thlof water. It is curious that the engineers and commercial interests of the two countries should differ so radically as to the best business form for the lock. It will be interesting to note which proves the most satisfactory,, commercially. Since none of ourlesteemed facetious contemporaries have taken special ▪ cognizance of the etc: nal fitness of affairs along :the line of Patron pro- gress, it devolves upon us to remark that Haycock strikes •one as being a most appropriate name for the political leader of the order. Mr. Haycock's wife, mored r, was a Miss Grange. There is some Zing in a name after all. John White, ex -M. P. for East Hastings, who died recently in British Columbia, was a fine type of the north of Ireland man. Coming to Canada when a boy, he had a hard time of it in ,his youth and early manhood in the back townships of Hastings county; but; although he lacked the advantage of education, the inondtable pluck and energy of the man, combined with his mother -wit and genial disposition, soon sent him to the front as soon as he enteredpublic life. Five times he was elected member of parliamect for East Hastings and nine times grand master • of the Grand Orange lodge of Ontario East. Sir John A. Macdonald never had a stauncher "supporter than John White; Canada, never had a public servant more anxious to serve her in- terests; and the Queen has never had a r. White had • drrore evot dyto subject. his pers nallinterests the energy and ability which he put forth inthe public service he would have been a rich man; but he died compara- tively poor. 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A. triumph in medicine was attained when experience proved that Scott's Ltnulsion would not only stop the 'Regress of Pulmonary Consumption, but by its continued use •health and vigor could be fully restored. -1 !Edith Martin, aged fifteen, died of heart failure in the Younge St. Metho- dist church, Toronto, Sunday week, shortly before the morning service. SHILOH'S VITALIZER. TX Mrs. T. S. Hau%kins, Chattanooga enn., says : "Shiloh'a Vilalizd'r 'SAM) MY LIIM' 1 consider it the beat remedy or,a de ilitated system 1 ever used;" For s lepra, Liver ori Iridhey trouble I excels: Price 71i cts. Sold - byJ. Ii Uotttbe "Goodby, dear." "A safe journey :and a pleasant one." Thee train began to move. Miss Kitty Bclwhistle distributed a farewell series of nods and smiles. She d'e eys, now that she was leavil uite fond of the ghothem. They were sorry to lose their guest, un- doubtedly Their brother sorrowed also, but not as one without hope. Business of a • pressing nature was likely to take him up to London in the course of a week or so. Kitty, experienced hand that she was, had not spent three weeks at Norwich Grange for nothing. The understand- ing between herself and the heir of the Norwich acres was pretty definite, that young gentleman flattered Himself. They were almost, if not exactly, en- gaged. Kitty had made the usual Stipulation. • If within,te space of twelve months from date she met somebody else she lied better than dear Chubbington, all that had passed between them was thenceforth to be, regarded as an idle dream. If, on the other hand, she did not,then---! Kitty pulled up the window and sank "READ THAT," HE sant), PEREMPTORILY. back into her comfortable corner seat. The first-class compartment contained no other passenger except the charm- ing young lady in the Sealskin goat and crimson feathered toque, who consulted her complexion in the strip of looking glass before she fell to overhauling 11 bags and packages. The journey was tedious, and woul be certain to be a cold one upon th keen, frosty January day. But Kittv--who always was distinguish- ed by admirable forethought in mat- ters where her own well being was con- cerned—had got all her little comforts around her. "Eau de cologne. Yes, the housemaid put it in. How stupid of Parker to catch bronchitis. of course, I vias obliged to leave her behind. If I had in- sisted on her traveling she would 'have been sure to incur a fresh chill and 'die on me' out of spite. "If anything in the shape of an ad- venture oould possibly present itself in the course of the humdrum seven hours' railway journey between Norwich and Liverpool I should be inclined to wel come it ---unless it came in the form of a railway smash. Ugh! The bare idea makes one shudder. "Let ins just peep at the luncheon basket. Tongue and turkey sandwiches, hard boiled egg and anchovy ditto, a bottle of Chablis, with the cork drawn, anda tiny flask of benedictine. Half a pine and a bag of macaroons. Perhaps Chubby superintended the arrange- ments. Poor Chubby!" And Kitty smiled a heartless little smile tit the remembrance of Chubby's pink tinged nose and tearful eyes. Then she opened a brand new railway novel, "The Fang of the Adder," and immersed, herself in the most thrilling chapter of that electrical work. "Forked and lurid flashes of light- ning sheenity played over the midnight azure. A low peal of thunder rumbled overhead as Paulina gained the church- yard, She reached the lonely resting place of the man whom her heart had worshipped the man whom her resentless hand had guided to his doom. "Did he but know it Charrington Chin was bitterly avenged. "As sobs thickened in his murderess' strangling throat and she sank forward amid the matted and tangled grasses— what happened? "A hand touched her on the shoulder. A voice said hoarsely—" "Kimpton! Kimpton! Change 'eer for Carbury and Walsing." The train slowed and stropped with a jerk. Kitty shut the book and let down the window, Something darkened the carriage, door. A dark faced, mustached, fur coated stranger got in hurriedly. He tramped on Miss Belwhistle's toes and apologized floridly. His tone offended her ears, the perfume which exhaled from his garments offended a still more sensitive perception. He trampled on Kitty's toes again, as he received into his arms a heavy bun- dle—the helpless figure of another man and deposited it in a further corner oi' the compartment with evident difil- eulty, Another mustached, scented and fur clad stranger followed and sat himself down in the seat immediately opposite • Miss Belwhistle. Kitty Belwhistle in a state of freezing indifference to the admiring manifestations of 'her vis-a-vis, resutn- ed her perusal of "The Fang of the Ad- der." The tiv°o moustached and fur coated individuals interchanged a sentence or two in an undertone and then settled er down to their Teepeetiye,• -ne Tei * r$ld lay back. helpless( Js is corner, swayie f1'gm side( tb al the r0040n oft o carxiago, He. was small Of statute aiad.S 1.irtib, bCa *VOA g�'a$^: iinpped t nap, tied tutder Tib,@ eh ia„ arid. g ray ulster'.- k'roln'ua erneath t of'tb u1 erpeeped a posh of" ti feet in patent leather bggt?. As Mitch el his profile as was, to ditty's observation was. p regular and of a waxen delicacy unloved right hand which, rests o is knee was small and da:_ ii l white, "'Ohl"" exclaimed Miss Delwhistla in- voluntarily, as the express rounded a curve, and the invalid lurched veilently to the aright, e The mustaced and scented strangers looked over their newspapers. Kitty had half risen from her seat, "Anything wrong,. miss?" inquired No. 1 in accents of oil „vulgarity, train steadied,the invalid left off wobbling, Bitty sank back among her ruff's and parcels. I—I bog your pardon 1 I—I was afraid the --your friend was going to faint," she breathed. To cover her confusion she stooped for her book, which lay sprawling on the floor. "The young lady thought Mr. Walk- er might be feeling ill, Signor Denzo," remarked No, 2 "Tell hint to answer hisself, if he's got any manners in him." The signor nodded and looked at the invalid. Immediately Mr. Walker spoke in a queer, highly pitched voice, which seemed to come from under the seat which he occupied. "I thank you, miss, for your kind in- quiries, and beg to say I am quite well." Kitty began to regret the exclama- tion of alarm into 'which see had been betrayed ; She began to wonder how, long it would be before the next stop- page should aafford her an opportunity of exchanging to an other carriage. This horrible pair were evidently bent upon improving .the occasion. Rosebaum offered her a comic paper. Declined with thanks. The di'„nor produced a silver flask of cognao,••which might haiw contained about a quart, and audaciously invited the young lady to test the quality of its contents. Declined with thanks. Upon which both the signor and Mr. osenbaum applied themselves to the quer with great good will. They pro- uced huge packages of sandwiches nd ate with gusto, and without ofler- g the invalid a share of their supplies. Kitty burned with indignation, and as conscious of a yearning in the direc- on of her well filled luncheon basket • ut dread of provoking the civilities of er companions stayed her. She would ange at the next station they stopped and then—! 1i'hank goodness ! an old town rising t of the snowy landscape. The mpty noise and bustle of a station suc- eding. She collected her luggage stily—sire peered anxiously out of the ndow, searching for a porter. "By your leave, miss," said the odious ice of Rosenbaum. He opened the or and jumped out upon the platform. ie signor followed. They vanished, m in arm, into the refreshment room. `Porter!" cried Miss Bclwhistle, but functionary responded to her call. o leaned out of the window. She vcd her muff; she called to the porter ain—without success. 'here was a dull crash, a sickening "l behind her. She turned. The in - lir. Walker had tumbled out of- .:r.t and lav prostrate on the floor. k:rc the affirighted girl could er a scream for help the express ved on. Where, where those callous npanions of the sick mkn ? Doubt - Rosenbaum and the signor had been he raised the head of the insensible n. He was lighter than she had ex - ted and strangely, strangely stiffer. opened his collar with a shaking d. She got out the bottle of chablis and eavored to pour a little down his at. Useless. The rigid lips were not e forced apart. She removed the tray • cap and wetted his forehead temples with eau de cologne. He wed no signs of reviving. She wiped ce with her handkerchief, and—oh, or! he faint colors vanished from hilt lis,s, his lips turned white. The sick had been painted ! e looked -at him closely. The age light -blue eyes that maintained horrible, unwinking stare, the hly color of the face and the icy ess of its contact struck a chill to She felt at his heart. Not a beat! Walker was dead ! Dead ! d his murderers—they must be his erers—painted the dead nian's face the hues of life, deceived her eyes rouge and powder, as they had de - d her ears with a ventriloquial ? Had they not made good their e, leaving their helpless dupe —alone with their pulseless victim! d at last the express slackened jolted, stopped. They were at She might scream now, and she R 11 a wkap . 4odttion to mppear before $ho publlcr b having a fox terrier pups ln. char o: se o with 1 g VOW MCA to wgltxying't.,. $R-:w.a-too L: h�� the carriage with'us. M ;the last,stan slight of .tion wfi stopped ut tee, find: the signer xa'yo101l. ggot#:9ut i* .a drink, and; rho tr in.. a long' Navin started oonQr than wo., b,�txsr lie edge. gainottfor,.wti whipped into , a second uylitt a clash compartment." Sorry the (young' lady has been frightened. Aren't you, visible, senor.$" ,rfset tly. "Estroma2 entel" said Signer Denzo, d st ^^-•Geiltlewomaal , zz ng y in w ti b h eh at ou e ce ha wi vo do Ti ar no Sh wa ag But r, utt mo co less left pec She han end thro to b and sho his fa horr chee man Sh stra their deat coldn her. Mr. Ha murd with with ceive trick escap alone An speed did. Wh What Thi "T said, faces "Tele I can have they Her wretc Did t the de "Th gentle said t ness, here fl Why everyt have b explai Rose the bu gravel It bore is at's here? Gentlemen ill, miss? do you say ?" is the guard. here has been murder here," she looking out upon the throng of that surrounded the carriage door. graph to the last stopping place. describe the guilty 'wretches who clone this awful dead. Ah ! there are(" e they were, indeed, the guilty hes. Dared they brazen it out? hey mean to deny all knowledge of as man? is is a serious charge, you know einen. !must trouble you to come with me." ith pleasure, Mister Polizeman," he signor, with a horrible light - "But we look at this corps morto rst, with your kind obligement. will pretty young ladies shriek at hang? My good Rosenbaum, you utter the English language. Please nbaum drew a large poster from !ging pocket of his fur coat. He y handed it to the station master. this inscription: TO -NIGHT. At the Temple of Varieties, Ely. Herr Rosenbaum and Signor Denzo, , The marvelous Conjurers and Ventrilo- quists, in Their Unparalleled Entertainment, In which the ANIMATED DUMMY will also take part. COME EARLY. "This•here jointed wooden figure with the wax face and hands want on Rosen- baum, "is the Dummy. He usuaity travels in the guard's van,but the ggard couldn't guarantee his reaching Ely in ti's �: 99.K.: Q i i ,�`� BYCRooK In traveling with a person, I like spoof nsiblllty or I moust. have a ooientireot many to run a show. I confess that ino travelling I'prefer run the show myself, and as a us thing I do it exceedingly well, althou other fellow sometimes will not a mit as much, actuated, as I hold, envy at my own marvelous grasp detail, From these introductory remarks y will understand with what reluctance make the following humiliating co fession : There were two of us, and I running the show. We were at T }Lyme, and were going that night the Harwich boat to London. Frie that strongly went throughr Thd us to e Ie anHaggue to t Hook of Holland, and there get co fortably settled on the boat. Tand he do spnotstakes stop between the caa few pite of Holland and the Hook thereof. was of course the sensible thing to d but as I said, I was running the shoia and I thought I had a better plan. tter dam, driver dod wn to the Harwich ill go to oboa from the station, leave our baggage on board, find when she leaves, then tak a carriage, drive through Rotterdam and see the city. So we left and reached the Beurs sta- tion a little before 3 o'clock in the after- noon. I did not know what tirno the Harwich boat left Rotterdam, but I knew she lett the hook at half -past 10, and I supposed she would leave Rotter- dam anywhere between 8 and 9. This would give us time to see the city and have a good dinner at one of the hotels. On coming out of the Beurs station. there was not a carriage to be seen.. We walked along through that city for half' an hour, without seeiug a single cab plyingfor hire, Rotterdam re- sembles Venice in many respects but In none so much as as the lack of public carriages; finally we took a street car that went down to the wharf. A man who told us what kind of street car to take asked us if we intended to go by the Harwich boat." I answered that we did: "Oh!" he said, "I am sure the Har- wich boat has gone by this time." But that seemed to me impossible,and sure enough when we got off the street car at the terminus, I saw the'fine steamer Berlin at the wharf and I could not help remarking to my com- panion; "If one paid attention to what every- body said, one would have no fun at was the reply, "but I notice they are unloading this boat; and I think that if she is going to sail tonight, they would be putting things on, rather than taking them oft. ' It struck me that there was some good old common sense in this remark and there was just a tone of apprehension in my voice as I hailed a man on deck, and shouted, "When does this boat leave 7" The answer was stupefying—" To- morrow night, sir." "Good gracious !" I cried, "where is the boat that leaves to -night ?" "She left for the Hook of Holland about half an hour ago, sir." "Are there no trains for the Hook of Holland?" I shonted. "I think there are several," he ans- wered. "You can find out at the Cen- tral station." `liey all, roach the Cook before this boat etpi'eiS8, X tittp aro l" l,qg" certaliatlly. . ry well, I wi11 take two tickets now "t and 1 got ahem. ""al's there a 'good hotel near the station?" I asii:ed; "There is a bu1l'et in the station,' but if you want a good dinner, you will -Note. to 'o to .One of the first-class hotels for it." • "And in the cener of the town and " they?" at the steamer landings. "`Good heavens," I exclaimed, ""is there not a hotel nearer than that?"" "No, this is the resident quarter of the city. SO I learned this respect from almost every differs er city in Rotterdam ath They omewbhat unusual hour of 5.30, and by the time we got down town it was 6. So we, concluded ane to go to a restaurant and order what we re. wanted. By this time the person who oo was with me had lost all confidence in my Knowing anything whatever about to foreign travel. ual Baedeker said that the best cafe was h in the Arcade, and we made a try for d• that. But the street car conductor put by us on the wrong track, and we ulti- of mately got into a restaurant that was exceedingly second-class. ou My partner began to be afraid that I the 11l-lck that was foil wing us would n- extend to the train service, and that we would miss the boat altogether, and so NV refused to search any longer for the he Grande Cafe. by "It may strike any person, who does n s not know he circumstances, that the ess correct thing to have done would have he been to have taken the boat express at m' 9 o'clock. which went right throught to the steamer without stopping. It was al8 just because this was obviously. the It do it, and foe thisthat I reason: not wish to the boat ex - o, press dumps down at the Hoolt of Hol- ", land some hundreds of persons who, probably have not telegraphed for - berths. 'Now I had not telegraphed for t a berth, and so I was anxious to get e " I'LL TAKE TWO TICKETS." Now the Central station was at least two miles back, and is called central bo - cause it is entirely outside the town. "Well," I said to my comrade, "there seems to be nothing for it but to go back to the Central station, leave our things there, get diener,and then go down to the Hook. There is certain to be a good hotel in front of the station; there always is in European cities." So we got on the street car, and went jingling back through the city. After a while I said to the conductor, "Let mo know when we come to the een tral station, will you ?" He answered, "Why did you not tell me, when you paid your fare, that you were going to the central station, then I could have given you tickets that would have taken you through ; as it is you will have to get out at the next street corner, and your fare on another car." I was acquiring information rai,idly but still I was not pleased. The other car took us to the station I went to the ticket office to make in- quiries about the Hook of Holland. theOcl rkou'that leaves tat p9 solclecck, froe em . the Boum station, two miles from "Is there no other train that goes be- fore that from this station?" "Yes, _there is ono at 5.30, another at 6.15, and ono at 7.51." " VERY WELL,' IIE SAID, `YOU TRY IT >" down to the boat before the crowd ar- We reacherived. good time ford the 7.51, the le ost train bustation t one which would reach the Hook of Hol- land from Rotterdam before the boat ex- press, I was so nervous about things by this . time that I thought it right Co ' make a few enquiries on the platform. There was a Iarge crowd on the plat- form so I collared a man in uniform and said; "From what part of the platform does the train for the Hook leave?" "There is no train for the Hook," he answered. "Oh, nonsense! " I replied, "I have got my tickets for it, the 7.51." "The 7.51 goes to Amsterdam," re- plied the man. Here was a fine state of things. I rushed back to the ticket office. "Look here," I said, " the fellow on the platform says that the 7.51 does not go to the Hook at all." "Well you tell him that it does," an swered the ticket man, "Are you certain it does ?" "O£ course I am." This seemed reassuring, so I wen back and again collared the man on the platform. "The ticket clerk," I said, "insists that ,this train does go through to the Hook. Are you sure there is not a car- riage on that goes that way ?" "I telLyou, the whole train," answered the man, "goes to Amsterdam., It stops at Schiedam and The Hague, and does not go anywhere near the Hook of Hol- land." He was so positive about this that my faith in the clerk was once more shaken, and I rushed back to him. "You will excuse my bothering you again, but this man says that the whole train goes through to Amsterdam, stop- ping at Schiedam and The Hague, and docs not go near the Hook of Holland. Now what have you to say to that?" "Of course it does not go near that?". Hook of Holland. You get off at Schie- dam. Across the platform you will find another train that goes to the Hook." "Oh, I see," I replied much relieved, "but I think you might have told me that before." My comrade, who had been making inquiries, having lost all faith in me, now approached and said hurriedly: "They say this is the Amsterdam train that is coming in." "Oh, that is all right," I answered airily, waving my hand to intimate that I knew all about it. "We get on this train and go to Schiedam ; there we change cars, and getto the Hook. Don't you bother. Leave it all to me." By this time the long train came tear- ing in. The platform man saw us board the Amsterdam train. He came up to the carriage door and said : "This won't get you to the Hook, you know." I answered in an off=hand manner, "You, are talking through your hat. You don't understand the running of this line. We get out at Schiedam and take the Hook train there." B this time the trainwas movengon. "Very Well," he said, as he closed the door, '"you try 1t. " ' This remark did not tend to relieve my anxiety, and my comrade would not have been sUrprased if the train had landed us in New York. We got oft at Schiedam and there, sure enough, on the other side of to platform was a train waiting. It was a little train with second and -third-class carriages on it, plafashionednsomewhat after the American . The Amsterdam express rolled on to- ..,,,Fit ,,E, Thio t (lit o*ire neip WhoopinettCC,ou1I Sint Airline. ,For COtaatamptloft It as.no sI hascurad thopeands,and Will .' . ,;Tgiy to toln tone. doll b3' Druggists , , ental.:. antee. For a T,apne Back or use. R1iiLOIi 8 )tigw..apoNNA PLA,9- t,R50. if O i . aver utuwra' Y ThPmedyfiran, teed to oure you. Palce, t0cta In joet rt , Sold by J. H, COMB] . wards The Hague and we took oiir$eats on the lode' plan. "I wish I was sure," said my compan-. ton, "that this train were going to the Hook of Holland." "There is nowhere else for it to go," . I answered loftily. "The line runs right along the;µ slyer ..d, wn to the Hook, so there cannot be any mistake." The condgctor came, through and looked at my tickets with a mournful expression. He shook his head solemn- lylutass. tine who would say N. G. "What is the matter," I asked. "This train only goes as far as Maas- s "And how far is that from the Hook?" "About 8 or 10 miles," he replied. -"Tho Hook is the next station." I bad a wild idea of hiring a carriage at Maassluis, and driving the rest of the way. But I realized that if I could not get a carriage in Rottendam, I was not likeltheriyverto .get one in a small village down In due time we reached Maassluia. I had still another train up my sleeves, which left Rotterdam about thirty min- utes after the train we were on. I had not counted on that train because some nights it got down before the boat ex- press and some nights after. However, it was now our only hope. When we were turned off at Maassluis there was half an hour to wait. I sought out a man at the station. "There is another train for the Hook to -night ?" I said. ";,Two of them." he answererd, "the boat express and the local, buf neither of them stop at this station.', This was the last straw. I broke out ihto language that was painful and free. My last ace was taken by a trump. A roan who heard me talking came up and asked me what was the matter, and I told him the situation. "Ah you're all right still," he said "The boat express won't stop, of course, but if you ask the station master, he will flag the local train, but if the boat express passes first there will be no use in taking the other train, for the steam- er eaves a few minutes after the ex- press comes in." ,��(,,,, I may say that my hard luck rel iiited in time, and .the local train came first. Thus we got a stateroom and the boat five minutes before the express came in. 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It cures Diar- rhea, regu1ites the stomach and Dowels, 'aurae Wind Dolle, comma the Gum, reduces Ini1 nniation, and agtvee tone end energy to the whnlo system. ''hire. pa Soothing Syrup" tgt• children teething is pleasant to the taste and fe the ptesoription of one of theoldeet and boot female phyeiciant and aurae* in the United States, Pried twenty Ape Dente a bottle. Bold by 511 drnggiete throughottt the world, lie aura and ask for "Moe. Wisstoa's sootnnto Srlrur " _jaileaLL .u7.iY:rY.i•� � '� 'Yi.Y.. t. .4,6:___% .,.