Clinton New Era, 1894-02-02, Page 3; .. s
Present
WI•', L414A0 BLOSSOM,
f its =.$ NUETF , VIOLE1.'
I fU !ET'. E DE PA.Tt1YU
ds, ever b>.+oP(t into town. Beautiful Cut Glass Bot -
r• Txapid ,pain box. We have them at all prices any
;IQ ..' ill'mike a handsome Christmas box.
t
elitist and Druggist, Clinton
mIVA:
as ``rade at the ( orner Store, McKay Block
E °: "RAISINS NEW CURRANTS
E V, FIGS " NEW PEEL'S
NEW VALENCIA ALMONDS
Qea Exracts and Pure Ground Spices and
f 'a full line of Canned Goods
S & BACON FLAKE PEAS
ERUINGS & TROUT ROLLED BARLEY •
SCALED .HHERRINGS ROLLED WHEAT
igliestprice in Trade or Cash for Butter and Eggs.
W. Irwin., Grocer
MACKAY BLOCK, • - - CLINTON.
A SIDEBOARD
EITHER DARK. or ANTIQUE OAK FINISH
FOR $6.57.
Our aim is to give our customers First-class- Goods for very little
dney. We mark our goods down to a bare -living profit, and have but
e price. We do not advertise any Big Discount Sale in order to draw
e, for every intelligent person knows what that means. When a firm
vertisee in that way, it Is quite easy to understand what they do; they
ply add to the regular price the percentage they intend taking off.
is is a fact that has been proven ithe so-called Great Discount Sales.
en buying, don't simply look at ttie discount offered, but deduct that
scount from the regular price, and then compare it with the prices of
ars. If you call on us we can show you the best assortment of Furni-
um iq the Qquotya and bur prices are as low as the lowest.
JOSEPH CIDLEY,
FURNITURE D133ALER AND /\ UNDERTAKER.
JOS. OHIDLEY JR.,Funeral Director and E balmer. Night Calls Answered
at his residence, King Street, opposite he Foundry. """
COOL WEATHER IS HERE
Bat you need not suffer from the cold, as you can purchase very
' -cheaply at ADAMS' EMPORIUM
Z CLINTON ° NEW
People accustomed to .calling things
by their simple and pperfectly proper
names would•do well to .adhere to the
,custom if they do not frilly understand
the meaning of higher sounding, bat
apparently more e, eetive terms;
A somewhat sliiapie Scotchman.
when taking hisbairns to be baptised
usually spoke of them as laddies or
lassies; ,as the case might be.. At last
his wife, possessed of the idea that the
terms used were inelegant, said lie
must in the future say "infant."
The next time Sandy, took another
of his babies to be baptised, the minis-
ter asked:
"Weel, Sandy, is it a 'addle?"
"It's nae a laddie," was the answer.
"Then it's a lassie."
"It's nae a lassie," said Sandy.
"Weel, weel, man, what it then?" s
asked the surprised ministej .
"I dinna remember vera'Weel," said
Sandy, "but I think the gude wife said
it was an ellefant." -f
Under Clothes, Top Shirts,Flannels, Flannelettes
Pants, Suits, Overcoats, Caps, Mitts, Socks,
Gloves, Hosiery, and Good Boots & Shoes
Suitable for all classes of people. Special—see our
Fur Coats, Goat Robes and Horse Blankets
-" M.ILLINERY of the very finest quality.
AMS' EMPORIUM, R. ADAMS.
LONDESBORO
ALL MEN
Young, old or middle-aged, who find them-
selves nervous, weak and exhausted, who
are broken down from excess or over -work,
resulting in many of the following syrup-
toms:—Mental depression, premature old
age, lose of vitality, lose of memory, bad
dreams, dimness of sight, palpitation of the
heart, emissions, lack of energy, pain in the
kidneys, headache, pimples on the face and
body, itching or peculiar sensation about
the scrotum, wasting of the organs, dizzi-
ness, specks before the eyes, twitching of
the muscles, eyelids and elsewhere, bash-
fulness, deposits in the urine, loss of will
power, tenderness of the scalp and spino,
weak and flabby muscles, desire to sleep,
failure to be rested by sleep, constipation
dullness of hearing, lose voice, desire for, "What did ye buy wi' that toppenceye asked me for this morning, Janet?"
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p'irst l?'ariner'g Boy -lily father's go-
ing to have some men do threshing tit,.
OUP house next weeis. Second Fariaaer's
oy-•-That's notblir, M.y fttl,her dill's
thrashin' at oar hou0e .every bay.
An Irisixlnan, bewailing the e
suits of drink,. said: "Itss drink, sor,
that's the curse of Quid Ireland, Drink!
thatmakes the man bate his wife,
starve his children, go out to shoot his
landlord—and miss him, too, bedad."
SHILOH'S, GORE is sold on a guaran-
tee. Ib aures Incipient Consumption. It
is the beet Clough Cure, Only one cent a
dose; 26c., 60o. and $1 a bottle. Sold by J.
H. Combe.
His Father—What are you crying
about, Tommy? Tommy (weeping
bitterly) --I just read in an almanack
where it says it's goin' to rain on the
24th of May.
"-Where is the hired man this mor-
ning?" asked Mr Pinkleton. "I dont
know," said Mrs Pinkleton; "but I pre-
sume from the fact that it is a rainy
day, he is getting out the hose to wash
the sidewalk."
English Spavin Liniment removes a_
hard, soft or calloused Lumps and Blem
ishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs
Splints, Ring Bone, Sweeney, Stifles,
Sprains, Sore and Swollen Throat, Coughs,
eto. Save $60 by use of one bottle. War.
ranted the most wonderful Blemish Cureever
known. Sold by W tt's & Co. Druggist
"My dear," timidly ventured Mr N.
Peck, as his wife stood at the ticket
window arguing with the agent, "there
are more than forty people behind,
detting, madder every minute." "I
on't care, snapped Mrs Peck. "Forty
people are not going to get madder
than jnatt one."
solitude, excitability of temper, sunken
eyes, surrounded with LEADEN CIRCLES, oily
looting skin, eto., are all symptoms of ner-
vous debility, that lead to insanity, unless
cured. The spring or vital force having
lost ite tension, every function wanes in
consequence. Those who through st«iuse
committed in ignorance, may be perma-
nently cured. Send your address and 10c
in stamps for book on diseases peculiar to
man, sent sealed. Address M. V. LUBOI6,
M
24 aodonnell Ave., Toronto, Ont., Canada.
Please mention this paper.
PLENTY OF SAND.
"I have traveledthrough the states
of Washington and Oregon and parts
of California, Idaho and Montana for
eighteen years," said a southwestern
shoe drummer. "Ten years of that
time I traveled by stage, horseback,
steamboat and canal, and my life has
been fuller of adventure than that of
most traveling men, It has been my
misfortune to have been twice held up
by stage robbers. In both instances
my hands went up as quickly as those
of my fellow -passengers. I have no
patience with those people who tell
what they would do if they met rob-
bers. I know what they would do.
They would fall into line with the
rest of the passengers and reserve their
expressions of indignation until later
in the day. There is no use of talk-
ing, the stage robber has killed, and
he will kill again, and a man never
realizes how dear his life is' until it is
in actual peril.
"One day in October, 1877, I was
staging it in Northern California.
There were six of us in the coach. We
were talking about stage robbers. Sud-
denly there was a halt and one of the
party said, 'Speak of the devil and he
will appear.' Well, we all got out and
stood in a line and gave up our parses
and watches. The driver had throw n
off the mail bag and the Wells -Fargo
safe. There were two robbers, neither
of them masked. They were not
polite like the knights of the road in
romance, butswore continuously and
without artistic effort. One of the
bandits could not get oaths out enough
between words, so he interjected a
few choice specimens of profanity be-
tween the syllables and greatly shock-
ed a professor from the Smithsonian
institution by the coining of such
words as 'hesitadamnation,' meaning
hesitation.
"The job was done in about five
minutes and the robbers told Mediiv-
erto go ahead. We did so for half a
mile or so, when one of the passengers,
a silent man whom I had taken for a
commercial man, said to the driver:
'Go slowly and wait for me at the
ford.' He then produced a Winchest-
er from the bottom of the coach and
started back over the road alone. 'Who
is he?' we asked of the driver. 'Wells -
Fargo man, I guess; never saw him be-
fore, but I guess he knows his busi-
ness. If he comes hack, be will have
got them; if he don't, they'll have got
him.' Twenty minutes later we heard
some rapid firing, We stopped at the
ford.
"Nearly an hour passed, and then
the man who had gone hack appeared
on the trail. He walked slowly as if
in pain, and a bloody handkerchief
was tied about his head. 'Drive back
and get the box,' he said to the driver.
'Did you get 'ern?' asked the driver.
'Both of 'em,' he replied. We drove
back. In the middle of the road where
we had been held up, both men lay
dead. The Wells -Fargo detective,
calculating that they would stop to
rifle the mail hag and the strong box,
,divide the plunder and then separate,
had quietly walked back. One of them
he dropped with his Winchester be-
fore he was suspected, the other' got
in one shot before he fell and that had
struck the brave man a glancing blow
on the head. Our property was all re-
stored to us. We helped to bury the
dead robbers by the roadside: The
brave officer . refused to accept the
purse we hastily raised for him, say-
ing: "The company will pay me, gen-
tlemen."
said a parsimonious man to his wife.
"Weel. John, I bought a pennyworth
o' laces and aepennyworth o' preens,"
said his dutiful spouse. "Ye aye want
to ken everything." "And have I no
a good right?" said he, with righteous
indignation, "when I'm launching out
money like that."
itch on human and horses and all ani -
male cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. This never fails. Sold
by Watt's t@ Co; Druggist.
.Some children take naturally to a
practical, view of things. The other
evening a little girl was saying her,
prayers; she finished up with: "God
bless my faither a d. mither, my wee
sister, an' everybody, an' keep us from
harm this nicht. Amen." The "wee
sister," a bright-eyed puss of about•six
years, quietly remarked: "If ye had
said 'everybody'to begin wi', ye wadna
hoe needed to mak' sic a long prayer."
SHILOH'S VITALIZER.
Mrs. T. S. Hawkins, Chattanooga,Tenn.
says: "Shiloh's Vitalizer 'Saved my life.
I consider it the best'remedy for a debilitat-
ed system I ever used." For Dyspepsia,
Liver or Ki dney trouble it excels. Price
75o. Sold by J. H. Combe.
A young fellow was looking over
the various purchases of his step -mo-
ther, intended for a• long and varied
list. "Did you say this was for the
new clergyman?" he enquired, holding
up one card. "Yes, that with the dove
flying against the blue sky. Pretty,
isn't it.?' He gave a low whistle.'
"You didn't happen to read thele end,
I suppose?" Shs. shook her heat. '=I.
neverthought of it. Why?" Ile toss-
ed itinto her lap and she saw: "I
would take thee to my bosom, but
thou wilt not come." The clew clergy-
man did not get his Christmas card.
POPULAR EVERYWHERE.
Beginning with a small locatsaie in a
retail drug store, the bnsinesa 'iit Hood's
Sarsaparilla. has steadily increatlied until
there is scarcely a viliae or hamlet in the
United States where it is unknown. •
Tc -day Hood's Sarsaparilla stands at the
head in the medicine world, admired in
prosperity and envied in merit by, thous-
ands of would-be competitors. It has a
larger sale than any other medicine before
the American public, and probably greater
than all other sarsaparillas and blood puri.
fiers combined.
Such success proves merit.
If yon are sick, is it not the medicine for
yon to try? }Todd's Sarsaparilla Cures.
ChIldrolr* Cry or
�Roller's Ca6tor'la.
Attention
In time to any irregularity of the
Stomach, Liver, or Bowels may
prevent serious
consequences.
Indigestion,
costiveness,
headache, nau-
sea, bilious-
ness, and ver-
tigo indicate
certain func-
tional derange-
ments, the best
remedy for
which is Ayer's Pills. Purely vege-
table, sugar-coated, easy to take and
quick to assimilate, this is -the ideal
family medicine—the most popular,
eafe, and useful aperient in phar-
macy. Mrs. M. A. BROCKWELL,
Barris, Tenn., says:
"dyer's Cathartic Pills cured me of sick
headache and my husband of neuralgia. We
think there 1s _
No Better Medicine,
and have induced many to use it.
"Thirty -live years ago this Spring, I was
run down by hard work and a succession of
colds, whi$h made me so feeble that it was
an effort for mo to walk. I consulted the
doctors, but kept sinking lower until I had
given up all hope of ever being better.
Happening to be in a store, one day, where
medicines were sold, the proprietor noticed
my weak and sickly appearance, and, after
a few questions as to my health, recom-
mended me to try Ayer's Pills. I had little
faith In these or any other medicine, but
concluded, at last, to take his advice and try
a box. Before I had used them all, I was
very much better, and two boxes cured me.
I am now 80 years old; but I believe that
H it had not been for Ayer's Pills, I should
have been in my grave long ago. I buy 6
boxes evory year, which make 210 boxes up
to this time, and I would no more be with-
out them than without bread."—H. H.
Ingraham, Rockland, Me.
AYER'S PILLS
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mase.
Every Dose Effective
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Men's and L
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Robt. Chats &S�n
16 World's Fair Photos for one
Dime.
The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ry.
has made an arrangement with a first-olaes
publishing house to furnish a series of beau-
tiful World's Fair pictures, of a large size,
at the nominal cost to the purchaser of
only ten cents for a portfolio of sixteen il-
lustrations. Nothing so handsome in re-
ference to the World's Fair has beforebden'
pp;nblishnd. The series would be worth at
lelist twelve dollars if the pictures were not
published in such large quantities and we
ars herefore able to furnish the works of
or only ten cents. Remit your money
some II. Seaford, General Passenger
t, Chicago, Milwaukee & Pt Pant Ry.,
itego, I11., and the pictures will e
promptly to any anenill. tl adtiresp,
Will make a handsome holiday gift.'
HEAP
Just received another ear: of the
celebrated Briar Hill
SOFT COAL
Cheaper fuel than wood. Try it
New Store R
A R LAN D EROS. Old Stand
:VlackayBlock Brick Block
°ys acrifico$aie Days
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to
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Th
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WALL PAPER, &c
In order to clear out the entire stock of W. H. SIMPSON, it has;beenrdecide
to offer the same at prices away below cost. Everything will be sold at such
'figures that will make it of interest for purchasers to come here.
THE STOCK MUST BE SOLD OUT
PRICES ARE MADE ACCORDINGLY
Titi, is a genuine clearing sale, and it is desired
:1 clear the whole taut in 30 (lay-;
WEAK. NERVOOSADISEASED ME
Thousands of Young and Middle Aged Men are annnally swept to a premature grave
through early indiscretion and later excesses. Self abase and Constitutional Blood,
Diseases have ruined and wreaked the life of many a prbmising young man. Have yon
any of the following Symptoms: Nervone and Despondent; l'ired in Morning• No Ambi-
tion• Memory Poor; Easily Fatigued; Excitable and Irritable; Eyes Blur; Wimples on
the Face Dreams and Drains at Night; Restless; Haggard Looking; Btotehes; Sore
Throat; Hair Loose; Paine in Body; Sunken Eyes; Lifeless; Dietrastfnl and Lack of
Energy and Strength. Our New Method Treatment will build you np mentally, physically
and sexually.
Chas. Patterson. 'Read DRS, KENNEDY & KERGAN. Have
hat Done.
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Cured in one m nt
Dr. Moulton.
Cureu o years ago.
Capt. Townsend.
.
Our.. in time.
" At 14 years of age I learned a bad habit which almost ruined
me. I became nervous and weak. My back troubled me. I could
stand no exertion. Head and eyos became dull. Dreams and
drains at night weakened mo. I triod,seven Medical Firms, Elec-
tric Belts, Patent Mediciaos and Family Doctors. They gave me
no help. A friend advised mo to try Drs. Kennedy & Kergan. They
sent me one month's treatment and it cured me. I ooald feel
myself gaining evory day. Their New .ifethod Treatment cures when
all else faits." They have cared many of my friends."
CUES NOM GR MON raDED,
"Some B years ago I contracted a serious constitutional blood
disease. I went to Hot Springs to treat for syphilis. Mercury almost
killed me. After a while the symptome again appeared. Throat
became sore, pains ion limbs, pimples on face, blotches, eyes red,
lose of hair, glands enlarged, etc. A medical friend advised Drs.
Kennedy & Kergan's New Method Treatment. It oared me, and I have
had no symptoms for five years. I am married and happy. As a
doctor, 1 heartily recomond it to all who have this terrible disease—
syphilis." It will eradicate the poison from the blood." •
15 YEARS iN DETROIT. 150,000 CURED.
"I am 88 years of age, and married. When young I led a
gay life. Early indiscretions and later oxceesee made trouble
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I took treatment from Drs. Kennedy and Kergan. Their New
Method built me np mentally, physically and sexually. I feel
and act like a man in every respect. Try them."
No Names Used Without Written
Condent of Patient.
Our New Method Treatment never fails in oaring Diseases a of all It etrongthene the body, atone
drains and lbssea, purifies the blood clears the brain, builds ap the nervone and sexual
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We Guarantee till Cure Nervous Debility, Failing nautical,
Weak Parts artdAll Kidneya d UladUnnatural ses oriargeA.
E M E M B E Drs.Kennedy dt Keegan aro the lending sp heir Sts df
America.. They guarantee- to cure or no pay. Their reyyn-
talion and fifteen years of business are at stake. YOti
ran no risk�. tteWrite them for an honest opinion, no matter who treated you. . It may
nay you y'EIOU regand ret
nil suffering.
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