Clinton New Era, 1893-08-04, Page 7SIO r.kom
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. . 000*‘0 ylplae Ole 17est peotle,
,' Iceland baa otdy tw,o:lawyets, ,,
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• elaSsi bricks are. in the Market.
,r-. are now glving a. Dinount. or Te.n...Perell
c. t New York has 2,3.81 ne‘wspapers,
..oinpospegoilleominiuls....... — 0 .1.0..... —.10111. ,Lsir . London has a 970.karat diamond.
to all Cash buyers otloots and Shoes at our store
Columbus policeNew York has n streo railways.
men use bicycles.
France has an electric locomotive.
.A.lurainium bicycles are announced.
Uncle Sam has 400,000 Bohemians.
Saloons employ 24,000 Chicagoans.
London telephenes cost 650 a year.
Texas has a feminine negro dentist.
New Yorkhas an 8 -foot -3 barfender.
Portugal's crown is worth $0,500,000.
Agriculture employs 280,000,000 men.
England makes 130,000 bicycles a
year.
Saltpetre is extracted from cotton-
seed.
Glasgow 'busses have pneumatic
tires.
French raill oads employ 24,000 wo-
men.
The Bank of Venice was open in
1157.
There is in Japan no kissing, not
even in the nursery.
All the glaciers in the Alps would not
equal one of the largest in the territory
of ,Alaska.
The oldest flute in the world is made
of the thigh bone of a sheep and was
found in a tomb on the Nile.
A million dollars in gold coin will
weigh 3,685.8 pounds, and a million
dollars in silver coin will weigh 58,920.9
pounds.
There are two words in the English
language which contain the vowels in
their regular order—viz. "abstemious"
and "facetious."
JN O. JACKSON, Clinton
B A.J., 0TABLES
250:3Oo and 45c
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We have now I:, fine line of Bamboo Tables at 25c., 30e.
and'415 cents. Whenever you have any time to spare we
would like yon to take a look through our warerooms
whether you wish to buy or not
W.j. CIIIDLEY, Funeral Director and Embalmer—Night male answered at his
residence, King St., opposite the foundry.
JOSEPH CHIDLEY
FOE FURNITURE FA_NCIER, CLINTON
• Silver Star COAL OIL
• 4 Imperial OALLONS
About equivalent to 5 American Gallons for
40 GI.N
siJgoft.
Thss story is about a pity' of twiho.
The nurse was giving them LI hath,
Later sb.e Iteard the ChildrOt laughing
in he4• be aid,. "What are you chiia-
ren laughing about? "Oh, nothing,"
said Edna,-ttl'only you have given:Edith
two1301AO haven't given me
Doctor—You must let the baby have
rine cow's. milk to drink every day.
Young Mother—Very well, if you Pay
so, doctor, birtg reiijly dotesee how
she is going to bold it all,
Water White American Oil 25c. a Gallon
These prices are Spot Cash at our store. Charged
or delivered 21c per gallon extra.
Johnson's Kalsomin3 and Pure Mixed'Paints.
Churches Alabastine,
John AlrUces Field and Garden Seeds
Teacher in, Kindergarton—You've
omitted something, Mabel, iii making
your letter "I's." -What is it? Mabeil
—1 guess—I guess I forgot to put eye-
brows over 'em.
"Has man a perfect organ of speech?"
"Yes." "Has woman, also?" "No.
hers is made without stops."
"Be is flippant. He can't be serious
if he tries." Yes, he can. He is very
serious when he tries to be funny."
Mistress—Well, Bridget, and how is
your husband? Washerwoman.—Shure,
an' he's all used up, raura. Mistress—
Why, what ails him? Washerwoman—
Indade, thin, mum, last night he bad
sigh bad drames that he couldn't slape
a wink all night, mum.
AVIS & ROWLA:ND,
HardWare, Stoves and Tinware, Clinton
SUCILIIS
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I was cured of a severe cold by MIN-
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• Oxford, N.B. R. F. HEwsoe
I was cured of a terrible sprain by MIN-
ARD'S LINIMENT,
Yarmouth, N.S.
FRED COULSON,
Y.A.A.C.
I was cured of Black erysipelas by MIN-
ARD'S LINIMENT.
, Inglesville. J. W. RUGGLES.
A wonderful new combination is R.
Stark's Headache, Neuralgia and Liver
Powders, nicnto take; perfectly harmless.
Mr Willie, Chief of Police, Woodstock,
says: "A sure cure every time." Ald. Far-
mer, Barrister, Hamilton, says: "I exper-
ienced almost immediate relief from their
use, for sick headaches." Mr Mercer, Ham-
ilton, says: "I consider them a very vain.
able remedy, and far surpassing many
others I have tried." Mrs Gaston, Hamil-
ton, says; "I have derived great benefit
from them, having been a long time a suff-
erer from headache, biliousness and .neur-
algia " Mrs Crist, Hamilton, says: "No
medicine or doctors did my daughter any
good until we used Stark's Headache, Neur-
algia and Liver Powders; they have effect
ed a complete cure." Mrs Keats, Hamil-
ton, says: 'Your powders have been the
greatest bl easing to me." Price 25 cents a
box. Sold by all medicine dealers.
First car now arrived direct from Redpath's Refinery,Montreal
Quality the Purest, Prices the Lowest.
Special Cuts in 100 lbs. or Barrel lots.
Teas, Coffees and Spices a Specialty
BUTTER AND EGe-S WANTED
STANDARD
3 PLY FLAX • BLUE RI
The old, reliable, and tested brandy
Evenly Spun, Full standard kngth per
pound. Best value in the mairket:
Call and see samples and get reduced prices
W. Phippen, aged 20, of Parkhill, was
drowned in Lake Huron at Grand Bend
Park, while bathing.
Ayer's Pills promptly remove the cause
of sick and nervous headaches. These pills
speedily correct irregularities of the stem -
ache, liver and bowels, and are the mild-
est and most reliable cathartic in use. No
one should be without thent.
When Sir Oliver Mowat declared in the
legislature that there existed a doubt as to
the power of a Provincial legislature to pro-
hibit the sale of intoxicated liquors the cry
was raised that the Premier wished to
shirk the issue. It is now understood that
Sir Oliver will take the initiative in having
a case submitted to th'e Dominion Supreme
Court in September to have the powers of
the province defined. It is understood that
Sir Oliver is merely waiting the return of
Sir John Thompson and that he would
have had the preliminaries ready some
time ago but for absence of the Dominion
Premier.
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91d Stan
New Store'
HackayBleckHAP AND BROS N Brick Block
g,
Rebecca Wilkinson, osrownsvalley, ind.
says: "I had been in a distressed condition
for three years from Nervousness, Weakness
of the Stomach, Dyspepsia end Indigestion
until my health was gone. I had been
dootoring constantly with no relief. I
nought one bottle of South American Ner-
vine, which done me more good than 00
worth of doctoring I ever did in my life.
I would advise every weakly person to use
this valuable and lovely remedy. A trial
bottle will convince you. Warranted by
Watts & Co. Druggist.
Some very interesting figuresconnect-
ed with the apple export trade have been
prepared by the well known dealers, Messrs
Thos. Todd & Son. From them it is' seen
that the total export from Canada and the
United States in 1892.3, was 1,203,338 bar-
rel& Canada supplying 795,695 barrels
and the States 407,843. The shipments
from Canadian pelts were 545,968 barrels,
while thoee of Canadian apples from
American ports were 249,727 barrels. The
shipments for the last season were looked
upon as very heayy , but they were exceeded
in 1890-1, when 1,328,806 barrels were
ehipped from Canada and the States.
1888-9, when 1,407,409 were shipped, and
1891-2, when 1,450,336 were shipped. The
difference in former years, though the ship-
ments were larger, lay in the fact that
those from Canada were very much less, in
proportion to the whole, than last year.
NERVE DISPLAYED AT NIAGARA.
A Niagara Falls telegram says: --7D. S.
McDonnell, who claims to hail from Owen
Sound, and who has been here the last few
days, made arran6ements to lease the
inch cable and enclosures from Calverley's
man in charge and announced his intention
to cross Niagara gorge this afternoon at
2 o'clock. At that time a heavy downpOrtr
of rain took place, but at 3 o'clock, although
a stiff breeze was blowing, the. yonng man,
,witlijkale in hand and sailor snit over his
tights, started out on the cable, picking his
way carefully. Upon reaching the centre
of the wire he sat down, pulled off the
sailor jacket and pantaloons, tied them to
the wire, stripped a white linen shirt over
his head, dropping it into the river, then
arose and continued his journey to the
American side. Upon reaching the Am-
erigan side he turned around and retraced
bis steps to the Canadian end. Upon
reaching his sailor snit that he left tied, be
donned the jacket, placed the penis
around his shor'ders and continued on his
journey.
Then 100 feet from the Canadian end he
hung with one hand and swung around
the wire full length, holding on with his
hand; laid down full length on his back,
hung with his lege, then Mood up fall
length on the wire, just merely touching
his pole that was hanging on the wire per-
pendicnlarly. Afteward he wiggled his
body around his pole and then came to the
end of the wire. Returing with a bundle
of bedclothing on his back he made a bed
on the slender wire, laying down full length
plaoing a counterpane on top of himself,
folding his arms underneath it.
The attendance was slim and he realized
about $10 for his undertaking.
J.W. Irwin, Grocer
MACKA.Y BLOCK, - - - - CLINTON.
• HARVEST : 15 : COMING
YOU WILL WANT t
Snaths, Scythes, Forks, Rakes, Oil, Oil Cans, Mitts & Handles
We can supply you with the very beet quality. Try us
SPECIAL—An "EXTRA" HAY FORK ROPE.
ri:lili17;
ur vwi nt fl wantand'i
;SUGAR AND VINEGAR i We can supply you with the
beet. You should try us.
Full line of Groceries and General Goods: Highest Price
•--for Produce. Old accounts must be paid at once to save costs
Boys' GirFs Ladies.
Guaranteed Stainless
Black Cotton Hose
PLAIN and RIBBED
ADAMS' EMPORIUM, R. ADAMS.
LONDESBORO
REMOVING m• me I
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HOW TO GET A "SUNLIGHT"
PICTURE.
Send 25"Sunlight" Soapwrappers wrap-
per bearing the word e "Why,Does a Wom-
an Look Old Sooner Than a Man")to LEVER
Boos., Ltd., 43 Scott St., Toronto, and
you will, receive by post a pretty picture,
free from advertising and well worth fram-
ing. Thie is an easy way to decorate your
home. The soap is the best in the market
and it will only cost lc postage to send in
the wrappere, if you leave the ends open.
Write your addreee carefully.
SALE OF BOOTS, SHOES, GROCERIES, ETC.
Before removing to our new pretnisea, we will offer some wonderfullEargaina in all
lines carried by us, remember that our prices are always lower than others.• The
Best, Biggest, Bargains, ever offered in our line will pe made during thie sale. We
have about 2000 pairs of Boots and Shoes too many which will be elaughtered,if not
at half then at whatever they will bring. See our wonderful 50 cent Shoe counter.
1000 pain Boots at 50 o, 250 pre. boots at 75, 250 prs. Boots Si, 250 pre. Boots $1.25,
500 cane Salmon, 10o; 100 lbs Japan Tea, 5 o; 250 lbs 25o Japan Tea, 6 lbs $1; 100 lbe
fancy Biscuits, 10o lb; 200 lbs Singer Snaps, 4 lbs 28o; 250 lbe mixed Candy, 100:
• 100 doz Orange, 250; 800 Jem jars, 5o and G for 250; 1000 Ilia Oatmeal, 9 lbs for 25o;
100 Wall Pockets, 10e; 150 Bozo Blotches, 10e. Hams, Bacon, Spice, Rolle and
• other Bleate at right prices. A few linen in Dry Goods for half cost prioo. N. B.—
These goods can only, be obtained at the store for Spot Caeh,
Sessop 'aL McIlroY, Blyth
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MORE OR LESS HUMOROUS.
Full Range Black Silk Parasols,
all Prices.
5 per cent off for Cash.
Robt. Coats 4k Son, Clinton. -
PaysSamitice Salo Das
TRUE PHILANTROPHY.
To the Editor of the New Era.
Please inform your readers
that I will mail free to all sufferers the
means by which I was restored to health
and manly vigor after years of suffering
from Nervone Weakness. I was robbed
and swindled until I nearly lost
faith in mankind, but thanks to heaven,
am now web, vigorous and strong. I have
nothing to sell and no aeheme to extort
money from anyone whomsoever, but be-
ing desirous to make this certain cure
known to all, I will send free and confiden-
tial to anyone full particulars of just how
I was cured. Address with stamps;
Mn. EDWARD MARTIN, (Teacher),
P. 0. Box 143 Detroit Mich
The hen may be justly called a lay
member of society.
Do not pitch the tune too high when
sing your own praises.
Teacher—Define "gentleman," Boy—
A gentleman is a grown up boy wot
used to mind his mother.
"You say their marriage was the re-
sult of a long attachrnent?" They court-
ed by telephone."
"Mrs Hashem," said the boarder at
the end of the table, passing back his
tea, "this is entirely too weak for a big,
strong man like me to tackle."
"There, 1 knew something was in
the wind," said the Western farmer
sadly to himself as, through a crack
in the cellar wall, he saw his new barn
sailing along on the crest of a cyclone,
A women will face a fr owning world,
and cling to the man she loves through
the most hitter adversity '• but she
wouldn't wear a bonnet that was out
cf fashion to save the Government.
She had been censured by her mother
for some small mischief which she had
been engaged in. She sat thinking it
over for time and finally said in a
utterly discouraged tone : "Every-
thing I do is laid to me."
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OKS, Stationery
WALL PAPER, &c
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In order to clear out the entire Stook of W. H. SIMPSON, it has beengdecidei
to offer the same:at prices away below cost. Everything will be sold at such
'figures that will make it of interest for purchasers to come here.
THE STOCK MUST BE SOLD OUT •
PRICES ARE MADE ACCORDINGLY
This is a genuine clearing sale, and it is desired
to clear the whole out in 30 days.
All the hotelkeepere of Lobo township
have been summoned before a magistrate
at Komoka for violation of the local option
law passed last January. They will refuse
to pay lines, and will appear to a higher
court, claiming that the by-law was car-
ried illegally. '
Mr Geo. Johnson, Dominion Statistician,
has just prepared an interesting statement
from the census returns, which shows that
ohurehgoers of the Dominion have 10,480
church edificies throughout the land.
Nearly 32 per cent of these belong to Meth-
odists, 17 per cent to the Preebyteriane, 17
per cent to the Roman Catholics, 16 per
cent to the church of England, 12 per cent
to the Baptist and 6 per cent to all other
denominations. During ten years the
Baptist have increased their number of
churches by 324, the "Catholics by 299, the
church of England by 415, the Methodists
by 332 and the Presbyterians by 411, Dur-
ing the past ten yeara the church of Eng-
land appears to have been the most active
in providing places of worship for the p00 -
pie.: The Presbyterians come next, the
Baptists third, the Methodists fourth and
the Catholics
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Pitcher's Victoria,
Children Cry for
YSPEPTOS
apirs
YSPEPSIA
VIEW/ DOSE EFFECTIVE
And if persevered in
WIliPosfilvely aura thsWorst Cases
Por Sale b3- all Druggists
Aed Witelesale» by » LONDON MOO, CO
London, Ont.
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RUMBALUSCIBIllin FACTORY
lint -on Street, Clinton
We have on hand an assortment of splendid
BUGGIES. CARRIAGES, & WAGGONS
Which we guarantee to be ofifir$t—claes material and workmanship.
1 you want a good article at the price of a poor one, call and see us.
i. laITIV113.4.31L4L, — CLICINTOTV
TA6Whiteman Pea Harvester
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
For the following reasons: -1st it is built of the best maleable wrought iron and teel.
2nd—It requires no holes to be drilled in critter bar. 3rd—The onteide divider can
be raised or lowered at back or front independent of lifters. 4th—It has no rod at
the back to hold obstructions and cause choking. 5th—there is no eprings to break
or get out of order. 6th—lt has movable clips and can be set in line with tongue
if mower bar drags back. 7th—Eaoh lifter has a guard etay, and breaking mower
guard is impossible. 8th—Eaoh lifter is independent of the other, and elm be raised
or lowered at the back so se to line in frontothotild mower guards be out of lint. 6th'
The number of machines sold daring the past season enables a large number of OM
leading farmers of the Province to testify to its merits. Every machine is warrant,
ed and given on test. Sample machine oan be sden at J. FLNN'S Blaskamith
Shop, Clinton, also at different shops through the county. Arno iiVlaitiMan, paten-
- tee and Manufacturer, Arettlree,
THOS BROWN, General Agent, SEAFORTH
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