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The Huron News-Record, 1892-04-06, Page 69 ,igen !�► IS not Prily a distressing complaint, 14 1 itself, but, by causing the blood.to` become depraved uatdthe ayste cn• $eobled, is the permit of ipnemerable maladies, That Ayersa ElarsaparUI Is the 'rest cure for Indigeaterea •even Nirlie4COMpliclatea with Liver complaint, lit proved by the following testimony - • from Mrs. Joseph Lake, of Brockway Centre, 1i ch.,t — "Liver complaint and indigestion mademy life a burden and came near Odin my existence. For more than four , years I masted untold agony, was reduced almost to a skeleton, and hardly, had'stren th to drag myself about. • An kinds of feededletressed me, and only the most delicate could be d1ggebted at all. within' the time mentioned:eeveral p}lysicians treated me without givipg rp- 11ct. Nothing that I took seemed to do any'permanent good uutil.I commenced the use of Ayer'a Sarsaparilla, which leas produced wonderful results, Soon after .commencing to take the Sarsapa- rilla I could see au tite began do return condition. My app and with it came the ability to digest all the food taken, my strength im- proved each day, and atter a fevr months of faithful attention to your directions, I found myself a well woman, able to attend to all household duties. Themedicine has given me a new lease of life." Ayer's Sarsaparilla, ranmarea SY Dr. J. 0. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Maes, • Price es; ale bottloe, $5. Worth $5 a bottle. The Huron News -Record $1.50 a Year—$1.25 In Advance Wednesday, April Gtli. 189t. A DEATHBED MARRIAGE. CONFIDENTIAL REVELATION OF MISS GRIGG'S STRANGE ILLNESS. , "Yes, miss, certainly. I lived with Mrs. Birch—Mies Grigg that was before she rnarried Mr. .Birch. I knew all about that affair. It was very eingular indeed—very. I'm not sure that I ought to men tion it, for if a lady's maid can't hold her tongue she can't feud good places. Dear me. I'm no talker. I'm as mum as a mouse. Bushels of pearl powder and quartreof rouge have I applied with my own hands, and never as much as hinted at. As for cotton, bless your heart, I've never breathed about it, and I did live with a lady once that took arsenic regularly for her complex- ion. That's no secret, for she took too much one day by accident and died. "There wits an inquest and it all came out. It's well it did, for 'sus- picion pointed to her husband. Somehow, it always seems to strike a jury that a husband is the likeli- est person to wish his wife out of the way. But this isn't anything about paint. Miss Griggs, being on. the stage, made no secret of that. She .played queens and such, miss. I've often had tickets given me and gone with my young man to see her act. And tylion she was haughty and curled her noso like, miss, aud looked at other folks over her shout der, and talked away down in her throat like a pigeon gurgling, she was splendid, miss. It made me think how nice it would be to be a queen ani -t0 take aire over every body. "Well; Miss Grigg was engaged to be married. Mr. Birch had fallen in love with her when she was playing Hamlet's ma. Per- haps you have seen the play, miss 1 The young man objects to his ma getting married the second time, so I seemed to make out, and acted most impertinent, giving sass to his ma and his step–pa, and carrying on awful. . And there was a poor young lady out of her mind that afterward got drowned. Well. she was playing Hamlet's ma and Mr. I3irch fell in love with her and sent her a letter, and called -and made an offer all in no luno. Sho accepted him, of course, and the preparations fur the wedding began. I don't think any lady ever had so many dresses before. Silks and. satins and velvets and laces. Dear rne, 11mo.--'d whole establishment was hard at work for a mouth, and if I had twenty fing- ers, instead of ten, I'd have had uta for them all. At last everything .was finished.' The unlike were packed fifteen of 'em, miss, and fourteen were to go on that afternoon. and one—the one with the wedding and travel- ling drosses—was, of course, to be loft and go with the bride when, she started next day. Sho was to he married at ten o'clock in church and then drive home, hive a splen• did breakfast., change hor dress end catch the three o'clock train. Of course I saw to the trunks, and was very careful ; but just when I was needed most, just as the trunks was going downstairs. Miss Grigg call- ed ale. "Miss Grigg was a lady who didn't like to wait. I went to her at once, miss, as was my duty, and I said to Bridget Duster, the sham- •bermaid, "'Bridget, watch that black trunk and see that the men don't carry it off.' "Bridget understood with her elbows, of course, mise, and after I had been to theland's end for two yards of blue ribbon of exactly such 4,,ohada, ae ithe rioted ,and ggt book' l found that ase had irfeot•QCf rho blapk truck fiat ,of ail, and wee very proud, ett'llaaing boon so baro- fail, `.'he• truoke w4're all miles away by that time; There was nothingfor it but to tell Nuri Grigg, She flew at 'inn, -Imlay. ' I don't ,blame her for being fuigry,. I would forgive her' Ip such a care. She flew at wo violent, raise; aid then, mss,' elle had spitfires. She, boilthe" sofa, she tore her hair, she screeched, and me all- the while shying.: 'Remember your eyes, miss. think how you'll look. Your nose ie atvelling dreadful, miss.' "Finally she come to and bothad her fitce. And saye she : "'Flora, what—shall—I dor "'I don't know, miss, said I, 'un- less you put off the wedding until you telegraph for the trunk.' "'No,' said she, 'that's unlucky ; besides, one never knows. None ain't to be depended on.' "'You might borrow a dress,' said 1. '"As if I'd be married in one that didn't fit nue,' said she. 'Stop, don't speak a word. I've an idea;' "She sat with ono finger on her lip for awhile. Their she said "'My embroidered drossing•gown. The, white one ! That's here 1' "'In the bureau, miss; said L "'Very well,' said she. 'I'll be married iu that. Telegraph for the trunk, Flora.' . " 'The white dressing•gown,misdl' said I, nearly astonished out of my senses. "'Yes,' said she, 'the white dress- ing -gown, goose ; you don't think I'm going to be married in church in that. I won't put off the wedd- ing, and I won't stand up before a crowd in church without my white satin dress! But I'll be married at the appointed hour for all that. So telegraph for my truck and come back soon.' "When I came back I found Miss Grigg iu bed and the doctor sent for. He was puzzled. I could see that. Ile couldn't tell what was the matter, and Miss Grigg was too faint to speak, He questioned me. I sa,id she had been very much agi• toted. He prescribed something aud Went off, bidding me send for him if she seemed worse. The evening papers published the report that Miss Grigg was dangerously ill, and Mr. Birch Caine to the hotel in a terrible fright, as pale as a sheet, to ask how she was. I took him down 'her love, and she was very "Then Miss Grigg said to the ladies who came in : 'Leave, me with my faithful Flora,' and we were left alone. I can't say that I was surprised when she sat up in bed and said -briskly : "'Lock the door, Flora, I'm sick of lying on my back. I've taken thein in haven't 11 You see what I am about now 1' "'Exactly, miss,' said I, 'to be too ill to be .married when the time coulee.' "'No,' said she, 'to bo ill enough to be rnarried in the white dreesing- "own I'rn oiiug to be married on my dying -Ii , Flora.' s ..-�.- "`I gave a screech and she laugh- ed, and then she made a supper of sardines and biscuits and wine, and she threw the medicine out of the window. Early next day the doc- tor carne. I answered his question as to what sort of a night his patient .had passed by Baying oho had boeu 'much the same.' And then I took a little note she had written to Mr. 13irch. "I knew what was in it. She told him 'that rather than ldeve the world without keeping her vow to him she would be married on her dying bed,' I powdered her up well, muss, and dressed her in the em- broidered dressing -gown, with tube- roses at the throat. I pulled down the green, shades and darkened the Nona. She fixed the pillows to prop herself' up with and then skip ped intp bed. • "'Give mo my pearl bracelets,' she said, 'and the handsomest of those haukorchiefs and all toy rings; and Flora, mind you must sob all through the ceremony ; I'm going to he calm.' "Wo hadn't five minutes more, but just as the first knock came to the door she whispered : "'Oh, dear ! if I only could have slow music. Couldn't you catch that "Traviata" organ, Flora, and get him to play for half an hour out• side the window 1 He's always on the corner. Flora, I'll leave you something handsome if you -do,' "I did it, abort as the time was. I caught The man and he gronnd out his quarter's worth. "The clorgyman was a very nice, neat, nearsighted old gentleman. Mr. Birch was the dreadfulest sight —pale as a ghoet and shaking from head to foot. The groomsman look • ed dreadfully sorry ; the four or five intimate friends looked as though they were at a funeral; and to see her with her calm smile and paw ered face, one hand against her heart, the other in hie—I was glad I'd been told to sob ; I had to do something. And so they were mar- ried. $f fool,' eid4 ;•f.is Grig&,elaw.ly, that this, perhap4 •tba loot m.Oatora:t of my We, is very sweet, 'Ter die thus, with my hand in yoga.—ah Poosr friend, adieu.. Flora, my felthfel maid, take Chia ,zing.'. T saw her pick out the cheapest ; but >to watts . :Remember me by it: Now --leave us•? "-Viten everybody'kissod her end went out of the room sobbing, "In a moment more there was a ecreatn; Mr Birch had fainted away. It took an hour to bring hien to. "The reporter of the evening paper was waiting outside for tbo news. It was published • all over that night, but the next afternoon the travelling dress Dame back in the ,black triune, "Yes, miss, of eourae Miss Grigg -,I mean to say 1t/Lys. Birch—reeov ,ered at once. And that's the whole story. I'm the only one that knows it, and I wouldn't mention it to suyone but you, ma'am." HFR'LAST CIGAR, 8118 INADVERTENTLY DROPPED IT ON THE ROAD NEAR THE MEXICAN BORDER. I know a little lady who would not.barm a mouse, who is a pillar of the church at home, yet avho was recently persuaded to comwitt a crime. Iuse the word crime advisedly. I mean au offense against the peace and - dignity of three big -United States, and as retribution followed right on the heels of this desperate deed I may point a moral and adorn a tale by "giving her away," which I propose to do. My little friend, whom I will call Mrs. Parry, was one of a party of us who wont on a•junketing tour into Mexico. We prowled down over the Mexican National, return- ing by way of the Central, and stopped for a day at Paso del Norte, that quaint little village on the Rio Grande. There we separated, for the ladies of the party had learned to take care of themselves, and pro- ceeded to inspect the cathedral, the, shops, the vineyards and other points of interest. It was then that Mrs. Parry had her adventure. The brilliant idea occurred to her that a box of cigars would be a nice present for her husband, who is a great smoker, and she dived into. a little den, which was one step n - der ground and dark. There she insists that she met a retired pirate with a black beard and a native woman, N ho looked like a parrot and wore a. mantilla. The pirate produced' a box of cigars, which he assured her were made especially for,the nobility. When she bought them the woman took her aside and spake thus: "Madame," she said, "you go across the river today 1 Exactly. You know the duties are frightful. Now nobody ever pays duty on cigars. You put them in your dress —I show you know—and the cus- tom officer he sees no bundle and he says nothing,'` How account for the mysteries of the human heart. My friend, as I have said, is a dear, good little wo• 'lawn; Mi'f tliiriM efifti—Iti'scinated- her. Besides what was wrong if everybody did it? She hesitated aud was lost. The parrot woman showed her how to stow away the plunder. The process consisted of pulling up herdress and pinning the edge of her top petticoat to the waist. Iu the sack just forged the cigars wore poured. This it terest• ing operation was performed in the rear room. When Airs. Parry, emerged, ex- cited and elated, she suddenly re- membered that elle had yet to see the ancient church.of Guadalupe, and bent her stops thither. Half way there a Mexican gentleman, riding a little pony, pulled up and addressed her, "Pardon me," he said, but I think you have dropped something." She looked down and there were four or five cigars on the ground'. Oh horrors! In her shame and consternation she did not dare own up that the cigars %verb hers. She thanked him rather stiffly and mov- ed on, with the miserable conscious nes, that she ryas latticing cigars at every step. Presently she heard a rustling behind her, and looking around, saw that she was followed by a rapidly increasing procession of Mexicans, picking up the spoils. They wero all smoking, and a dense cloud cf smoke overhung the line of march. As she turned the natives all simultaneously raised their som- breros, like a chorus in a comic opera. Sho doesn't know to this moment why she didn't faint or die on the spot. When she reached the church, at the door of which she shed her last cigar, she affirms that there were full half a hundred natives in her wake. Inside she found most of the rest of us, and when we noticed her agi- tation she buret into tears and con- fessed, • If your cough keeps you awake and restless at night, take Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral and obtain immediate relief. This remedy allays inflammation, heals tho pulmonary organs, induceebleep, and restores health. The sooner you begin it the better. ¥4 71rDDl Is4tE>iLl ,;, Yea, l3i11, my, boy, I recolleo's it all, Nawtore a, th. at yll, e ye trlod them old days , flow yott st:t .Silas Perkins' dorg on hmow .the critter bit . rp legin thr; y 'N' how,ee when vwe was goin' to the. , 'Twosechoerl: got licked when you had broke the rale. 'N' how we went a•fishin' in the creek, 'N' you soused me in Grimes's pond so slick. 'N' how, when we went to the can pull, You filled my best clo'es pockits chock up full; 'N' how that night, when I had told my dad, The Hokin 'that I got—'twas purty bad.! Yes, I remember all them boyhood acts, Now that ye've chose to bring up all the facts ; 'N' I remember, too, when I was small, I swore I' d lick yer, of I grower' at all ; 'N' growed I has, jess twicet as much as you. 'N' now I'll tell yer whaf I'm goin' to do: • I'm goin' to take yer right acrost my knee, - 'N' spank ye till ye can't most hardly see ; 'N' then I'm goin' to sweep ye round • the floor Ontil the hull nex' town kin hear yo roar. I'd tjuite forgot• ye, Bill, until ye • spoke. And Si unto his spoken word was true. A lovely course, of sprouts he put Bill through. _ And when he'd done—some forty minutes after— The store just rang with Uncle Silas' lauithter. And Bill deprrted on his hands and knees, Resolved no more to call up mem- ories. —JotsN KENDRICK BANGS, in the Editor's Drawer, in Harper's .Maga- zine for April. LUCiNDY. --�--- I. When Lucindy's eyes do shine Lak a ripe, ripe muscadine, An' 'er lips sticks out In a tantalizin' pout, I counts Lucindy mine. II. When she droop 'er eyes so shy, Lake she gwine ter pass me by, An' des afore she pass Drap 'er hankcher on de grass, My courage rise up high. III. When she sets up in de choir, An' 'er voice mounts higher an' higher, In unison wid Jim's. A.singin' o' de hymns, I sets back an' puspire. IV. When she lean down on 'er hoe. 'N' dig de sen' up wid 'er toe, An' look todes me an' sigh, . Des lak she 'mos' cold cry, I don't know what• ter go. V. When she walk right down de aisle At de cakewalk wid a smile, Au' sbe an' yaller„Jake Ketch han's an' win de cake, I steam an' sizz and' bile. VI. When she claim me fur her beau, An' den dance dereel wid Joe; . An' when she swing me by Squecz my ban' on de sly— - I don' know whe'r or no. f VII. 'fell de trufe, Lucindy's ways Cits me so upsot some days Dat, 'cep'n dat I knew Dats des de way she do, I'd do some damage, 'cane. VII. Some days when she do de wus, Ef 'twarn't dat I hates a fuss, An' loves 'er thoo an' thoo Wid all de ways she do, De Least I'd do be cuss, —Rtrrn McENcav STUART, in the Editor's Drawer, in Harper's for April. JUDGE AND JURY. story is told of a.well-known judge, who is noted for' his fondness in conveying to jurors, in his charges to him, his own opinions in regard to the merits of the case. In one case he had done so with great plainness, but to his amaze, went the ,jury remained out for hours without coming to an agree, went. The judge inquired of the officer what was the matter, and learned from him that one juror was holding out against the other eleven. He sent for the jury at once, and stating to the jury that ho bad plainly intimated how the case ought to be decided, said he under. stood that one juror was standing out against the other eleven. He proceeded to rebuke the juror sharp- ly. The obstinate juror was a ner- vous little man, and as soon as the judge was done he rose and said : "Your Honor, may I any a word 1" "Yes, sir," said the indignant judge; "what have you to say 1" "Well, what I wanted to say is, I am the only fellow that's on your side." 00tA1'lyiN "PRIhTG,T JAILED, ae� Prince Mich (M, K. Dl lls)'is ip the Detroit lack t►p, 'The hong haired prophet and Elizabeth Courts one of hie spiritual wives, were ar• rested ou a ch'►rge of adultery prefer- od by. a St. Thomas, Ont., women, Detectives swooped upon ger "God house," end informed. the Prince and Miss, Ceuta that they were wanted. Both had boon informed of the i impending arrest and took mattere very coolly, James Daily, "Lucifer" Durand, Joseph Bell, Jennie Sutton, I3er• nice Bickley, Alice Courts, Clara Benclie and May Webster were also taken into custody as witnesses. The women are all "angels," and members of Richt-101'a household. ',Come in, gentlemen," remarked the Prince, when Detective Rober- itz rang the doer bell. Michael, shook hands very affably with ell the visitors, end was very solicitous of their,epiritual welfare. "I am prepared to go even unto death to cava my beloved people." remarked Michael. "Even unto crucifixion, as I did nearly 2000 years ago. Load on, I am prepared to follow the•sooffers and unbolie• vera." "1 Ali TIIE GREAT I Alt." 'tI Am the Great I Ain," shouted Michael as he rnountod the steps of the patrol wagon. "Glory ;we will follow thee," responded the faith- ful.. They were tumbled into the wagon and driven to the police sta- tion. • Asked his age, Prince Michael re• plied dramatically : "Before Abra- ham was I was. I don't know my spiritual age." His temporal ago was given as 35. A search of his person disclosed but $46 in currency. Eliza Courts, his alleged param our, °gave her age as 49, and she looked it. Mrs. M, K. Mills, the Prince's real wife, who made the complaint against Michael and Lizzje. Courts, charging adultery, fears bodily harm if she returns to the colony and will be the guest of the wife of Sheriff Hanley until the case is concluded. THE NEGLECTED WIFE'S STORY. The story of Mrs. Mills wrongs goes to show that she has been a fear- fully abused and maltreated women. She has been kept bound 12 hours hand and foot by' Prince Michael and the Courts women, and that'she was not only se bound but that she was exhibited to the other angels of the God house as an example of what would happen if any one should dare to rebel against the Prince who claiunshe expects to be• come Jesus Christ. Mrs, Mills who has been married to the prince for 15 years, says her married life was happy enough un- til they ran across Eliza Courts in Illinois, but that slime that unhappy event she hes been compelled to stand aside to make room for Eliza and in reality has been little more than al slava for the Priuce and his paramour. wAfter prosecuting the two she ill return to her home near St. .Tho►uaa; Oita ' Prince Michael (M. K Mills) naive of Elgin County, Ontario. He is a grandson of the Rev. Thos, Mills, one of the pioneers of the county, who in the earlier days took up land in the 2nd concession of Yarmouth. Tho elder's son marri- ed a Miss Fordyce. They had five children, one of whom was Prince Michael who worked for some years in an axe handle factory in South Yarmouth. He possessed a certain amount of mechanicalgenius,but in other respects was a very common- place individual. He took the world easy and it was neverauppos• ed by the neighbors that he would win either fame or fortune. IIe finally married a nice young girl, well connected, the adopted daugh• ter of a leading farmer. She it is who now has had him arrested. MEDICAL HINTS, Cure for Dyspepsia. As is well known' this, troublesome omplaiut a•isea from over -eating the use of too much rich food, neglected con- stipation, lack cf • xcreiee, h•+d air; etc. &The food should b•; thoroughly chewed a•rd never bolted or 'swallowed in haste, etimulants must be avoided and exercise tatcen if pneaible. A remedy which has rarely failed to give prompt relief and ef- fact permanont cures, even in the moat obstinate cases, is Burdock Blood Bitters. It acts by regulating end toning the di- gestive organs, removing costiveness and increasing the appetite and restoring health and vigor to the system. As a case in point we quute from a letter written by bliss L. A. Kuhn, of Hamil- ton, Oat.:—"Two years ago life seemed a burden. I could not eat the simplest food without being in dreadful misery in my atomnch, under my shoulders and across the back of my neck. Medical advice failed td procure relief and seeing B. B. B. advertieerl, 1 took two bottlea of it, and have been entirely free from any eymptoms of my complaint since." This gives very conclusive proof of the efficiency of thia wonderful remedy. —The Karn organ factory in Woodstock, Ont., was gutted by fire on Monday night bf last week. This is the second time the Bern company have suffered from fire within a few years. Loss, $35,000; insurance $21,000. S0Ml? OP,p ,r017gT4 t Quit Q9 InM, HA ' ¶PQN it'14. trump,. tknotwatt QittOVVRA$ip$.S,. • A desperate duel wt►sfoNgbt ante day in August, I8.$Q, by twp .girlie abdlut eighteen yearn 01 age--Snuor, itao Espinoza and Morene—employ' vd at the tobacco factory in Scythe, that workshop tit front of which the aret not of the opera of "i)ariwen'r is supposed to eventuate, two t1,IQ Munn Herald, Their seconds were men, who fur- .nislte,d each girl with a drink, after which they were blindfolded and placed in an unlighted room for half an hour and commanded to "Fight,. Then the room was locked and the seconds joined the other employes at dinner, after which they opened the door and found both girls alive, but Mortally wounded. One of the combatants was cut in twenty-seven different places, and was bleeding to death, while the other received se'- vere wounds in ten and fatal ones in two places. The two eeconds attempted to escape, but were arrest- ed and sent to prison for six months. The girhi never spoke after the door was opened, but one of them lived in great Agony for several hours. Near Madrid, December 10, 1890, Capt. Romero and Capt. Murillo. fought with sabers, lied both were frightfully injured and maimed for life Subsequently the principals and their seconds (all officers) were arrested, and the former weee dis- missed from the army and the latter fined, One of the latter, after pay- ing his fine, challenged ttie magice trate who fined. him, who accepted and received three wounds. He again fined the officer, and was again challenged, and fought with pistols, killing the officer at the first fire. It is a fact, although I cannot present, names or dates, that a Par- isian scribe grossly insulted an army officer in the morning edition of his paper, 'fought and killed him at noon, and published a graphic des. criptior, of the whole affair in his evening issue. Quite as good a little story is that in which, at en aristocratic party in Vienna a lady dropped a bouquet and a gentleman following in a waltz kicked it to one aide so that it would not be stepped upon, and was challenged and wounded by the escort of the lady who dropped the flowers, and was afterward nursed by and married to the lady herself. A LEAP YEAR PROBLEM. Do women themselves desire to be permitted to pop the queetion whenever the fancy takes them, or do they, as a bpdy, prefer to wait modestly to be asked to give them- selves in marriage'? It is impossible to say without a universal canvass, (says a writer in Once a Week). Hitherto American girls have been quite content to keep silence until the right man came aud plucked the flower of his choice. Are they beginning to grow weary of this reserve enforced by public opinion and public usage! Do they yearn to have an unlimited power of selec- tion,.:..to. goArcata 1,..,say.,i•ng.,,to.this man or to that man. "Be mine 1!' Before they make up their minds in the affirmative, they should have their eyes open to the possible con- sequences. In the first place, it may be admitted that if any woman is seized with. an unaccountable in- clination to propose to airy individu- al man., she can do so. Nobody prevents her; nothing stands in her way if natural modesty does not. If, however, it became the fashion;. for women to propose, what would be the consequences 1 Well, many things might happen, most of them detrimental to female happiness. Conceive what would be, the state of mind of a lord of creation who had had the chance of refusing the hand and heart of a number of amorqus women ! There is a natural fitness in the man's asking and the wo- man's waiting to bo asked. Man is, as a general rule, the bread -winner in the battle of existence. Women certainly do, in many eases, work, and work hard; but they aro not supposed to work, while man is sup- posed to work, It tomos to this ; The man, as a rule, has three things to offer to the woman, or is expect- ed to have them—love, labor and money. The woman, very gener- ally, has only love. The position of a woman when proposing would, therefore, be the undignified one of a person saying: 'Will you give me support.' On the other hand, public usage in this matter some- times may press hardly on the wo- man who bas all to give, who is a heiress, perbape, and in love with a dollarless but proud man. There have been numerous cases in which wealthy girls have missed happiness because they could not speak, because the man would not, lest the world should whisper, 'Money, not rove.' This, however, need not be serious- ly discussed. If a woman has a timid suitor, and wishes to let him know she loves him and desires to be hie wife, she can do it without Baying, 'Will you marry me,1' There are a thousand little ways, and every girl in a the world knows them. tee