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ing VWblond. to
become depraved and • the system' en.
feeei led, i9 'the pareht, •of •inntiMerable
analatlies.- That a.
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AVIA NO.. ;,Ioae b raker, kWay
17elntre, 74,304.-.•
t' Duet ,complaint: anal 'Indigestlon
*macre Ivy life.a a burden and came near
tending my eacistenee, For more than •
dour years X. suffered untold agony, was
rein; cid almost toe skeleton, and hardl
had strength, to drag,mysett about. • At1
kinds of Iood distressed me and only
the most delicate could be digested at
Within the time mentioned several
physicians treated me without giving re.
lief. Nothing that I took seemed to, do
• env permanent good until I commenced
the use of Ay er's Sarsaparilla, which
bas produced wpnderful results. Soon
after commencing to take the Sarsapa-
rilla I could see an iniproverrient in my
condition. My appetite began to return
and with it came the ability to digest
all the food taken,, my strength Im-
proved each day, and after a few
mouths of faithful attention to your
directions, I found myself a well
woman, able to attend to all household
duties. The medicine has given me a
new Tease of life."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
PBEPAI=ED BY
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass,
Price $1; six bottles, $5. Worth $5 a bottle.
The Huron News -Record
1.50 a Year—$1.25 in Advance.
Wednesday Septr. 2nd, 1891.:
LAST THING IN DENTISTRY.
A gentleman, with one side of
his face several titles larger than
the other, visited a dentist's office
on Dearborn avenue yesterday.
'Alb good morning, sir. Want
to have another tooth extracted I'
said the Doctor cheerfully as he
paused in hie work of brightening
a diminutive pincers with chamois.
Yes, it's just as bad as the other
one, now,' responded the other
dolefully.
'Take a seat, sir.'
'But you have forgotten to call
your daughter.'
'My daughter I'
'Yea. She played the piano in
the adjoining room the last time
you pulled one of my teeth, and
that is why I came back to you in-
stead of going to a nearer dentist
I thought it.wa» the regular thing.'
'It was a mere accident; but do
-you mean to r ay you would like to
hear her play again while I am
operating I'
'Of course."
'Does her music music ease the
pain 1'
'Yes. Nothing brings forgetful-
ness of a little affliction so much as
a greater one.'
RAIN MADE TO ORDER.
Midland, Tex„ Aug. 29.—The first
experiment with Gen. Dyregorth's
rain -making balloon was made Tues-
day afternoon and was a great
success. There was a few scattered
clouds in the sky at the time the exv.
periment was made, but no indica-
tion of rain. Several kites with
dynamite attached to their tails were
sent up mediately after the balloons,
and the dynamite was ekploded by
electrictiy, while rod rock powder
was exploded. Great volum3s of
white smoke ascended, only to be
beaten down by the falling rain
which at once began and continued
for four hours and twenty minutes.
• Incoming 1•anchmen and trainmen
say the rain extended over an area
of many miles, and Paof. Curtis,
meteorologist for the rainfall expedi
tion, estimates that it covered an
area of not leas than 100 miles.
Between the ranches and this town,
a distance of five miles, the roads
were badly washed out. This reg-
ion as a rule is very dry and it is
exceedingly necessary to have much
rain at this season. The rain-
makers are sure they have secured
the secret of Jupiter Pluvius, and
say they can flood this country at
an hour's notice. Their greatest ex-
periment, when they will explode
a tremendous lot of balloons, kites
and dynamites, will probably take
place Friday, The ranchmen and
town weather prophets do not be-
lieve the storm was made by the
rain -producers, but Dyregorth says
he will convince th'e' most sceptical
in a day or two.
MUSN'r SWEAR IN THE
MAILS.
Meriden (Conn.) special to the
New York World ; United States
Marshal Loveridge, of New Haven,
arrested Rudolph Stanfeubil here
this afternoon on a charge of send-
ing scurrilous letters through the
mails. .
Stanfeubil is the agent of the
Singer Manufacturing Company.
About two years ago he contracted
a' debt at V. Sehipritt's grocery
-*- et e.:=.Althaugl, __ f r gatently ,asited-
for the amount he refused to pay
and Schipritt finally gave the bill to
a Bouton collection ageney.
The latter sent a letter to Star.
leu bil,, who Wrote aoroaa th# ,Noe, .ol ': + lliEL$BIU' EII
the envelope !tYon -- .. �, I'OI•
aokerr, .if you .rneult ale main I will
haae you locked ,up," and remai.le4i
it to kithipritt.
Postmaster Dr V h urst's attention
wpe called to the, matter end in
specter IBartor was directed to
lnwestigate, Stanfeybal was taken
before. United States Commissioner
Wright at New Haven and placed
udder $200 bonds.
OLD SAXON.
THE VIRILE WORDS BECOMING A
FASHION AMONG COLLEG-
IANS.
The craze for everything Eng-
lish is reaching American colleges
in the shape of Anglo-Saxon lun
aoy. A boy of mine recently came
home from school in the east, says a
writer in the St. Louie Globe Demo-
crat, and when we were one day
driving together he spoke of the
horse as "brack." "What's buck I"
I inquired, for I thought it must be
some new slang word the youngster
had picked up, when, to my enlight-
enment, he explained it was Saxon
for active. On further inquiry I
fo'ind that he was full of such ex-
pressions, having learned them frog)
a teacher who was an Anglo Saxon
enthusiast. Superannuated was, in
his dialect, "overweary," the hori-
zon was the "sky edge," magnificent
was "highdeedy," a quarrel was a
"brangle," a proud man was over-
miudy" and a street car a "folk
wain." I explained to him in sor
row that he was living in the west,
where such profundity of wisdom
went unappreciated, and that if he
should happen to ask a policeman
when the "folk wain" that went by
"fire ghost" came along, the guar-
dian of the peace would never ima
gina ho was inquiring about an elec-
tric street car, but would take charge
ot'him as a lunatic. "Folk wain" may
be good enough for Boston,but it will
hardly answer west of the Hud-
son.
SOLOMON'S WISDOM.
• The wisdom of Sol .mon, were be alive
to -day, would lad him to choose k3ur-
dnck Blood Bitters as a remedy for all
diseases of the stomach, liver, bowels
and blood. It ouree dyspepsia, bilious-'
n -es, headache, conetipItion and all terms
of bad blond from a common pimple to
the worst scrofulous sore.
—Wm. Jones, of Chicago, was on
his way to his wife who was sick in
Kincardine, and feeling unwell pro-
cured a small bottle of medicine
from ,a doctor in London. The
medicine contained a quantity of
strychnine and the contents of the
bottle was to be taken in four'doses.
Misunderstanding the directions,
Mr. J. took halt' the contents of the
bottle at the first dose and the result
was alarming, and had it not been
for the efforts of some of the people
on board the train be would died.
A message giving directions to pro-
cure a doctor at Blyth station we re-
ceived and complied with, and the
man was taken from the train.
Under Dr. Carder's care be soon re-
covered and went on to Kincardine.
—Capt. James Norris died at St.
Catharines on Saturday in his 72nd
year. There is a tinge of romanee
in his singularly successful career.
He came to Canada at fourteen years
of age, poor, unknown, and with
the disadvantage of knowing no
other tongue than his native Gaelic.
After working a few years on a
farm -he came to St. Catharines and
became a common sailor on the
lakes. In the midst of the hard,
rough labor of his calling he mast-
ered the English so thoroughly that
in the later years he became an ex-
cellent platform speaker. He spent
thirteen years on the lakes, "begin-
ning,' says the St. Catharines Jour-
nal, "as a man before the mast and
ending as a captain owner. I It
was in 1850 that he entered into a
partnership with Capt. Neelon in
the business of building and sailing
ships. The partnership tasted'twen
ty years, it brought fortunes to both
men, and the relations between
them were always most amicable.
—A week ago last Sunday Sir
Henry Tyler, President of the G.
T. Railway, and his staff, attended
the Anglican church at Point Ed-
ward. After the morning service
the minister announced that owing
to ill health there would be no
evening service. Sir Henry Tyler,
however, arose and completely sur-
prised everybody dy offering to con-
duct the evening service if it should
be agreeable to all. Of course it
was, and promptly on time Sir
Henry was in his place and ably
officiated, preaching an exceedingly
practical sermon. He was asked
to preach again last Sunday, and
ver; kindly consented. It is said
that he once studied for the minis-
try and was ordained. It is re•
freshing to learn that even railroad
presidents retain some of their
earlier piety.
A COMMON ORIGIN.
411-Bkirrdiseheee of whatever --name -or-'
nature are caused by impure blood.
Burdock Blood Bitters is a natural foe
to impure Blood, removing all fool
humors from a common pimple to the
worst sorofulone sore.
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EST I11T 't'AIF MAiiR;KE.1,
11>InGlti es Allevved ;Rid Trill
am also agent -ter all -
All Agricultural Implements
Wareroom., opposite Fair's NW.
Ccall sand see me.
J. B., WEIR, CLINTON
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ERRORS OF YOUNG AND OLD
Organic Weakness, Failing Memory, Lack of
Energy, Physical Decay, positively cured by
Hazelton's Vitalizer. Also Nervous Debility,
Dimness of Sight, Loss of Ambition, Unfitness
to Marry, Stunted Development, Loss of Power
Pains in the Back, Night Emissions, Drain In
Urine, Seminal Loam, Sleeplessness, Aversion
to Society, Unfit for Study Excessive Indul-
gence, etc., etc. Every bottle guaranteed.
20,000 sold yearly. Address, enclosing stamp
for treatise, J. E. HAZELTON, Graduated
Pharmacist, 808 Yonge St., Toronto, Ont.
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WESTERN FAIR
- LONDON.
September 17th to 26th 189L
DESIRABLE LOTS FOR SALE.
Throe one•acre lots in the Town of Clinton are
Offered for Bale. They are situated on Raglan
street. not far from the Doherty Organ Factory
and Collegiate Institute, adjoining the former
residence of Mr. J. H. Combe and in the neigh.
borhood of first-class residences. For terms,
etc., apply to
061 tf ARTHUR KNOX, Clinton.
Farm For Rent or Sale.
Thu subscriber offers for sale his farm of 49
acres, being west half of lot 19, concession 8,
township of Hallett. The soil is of good quality
and in good condition. There is a good bearing
orchard on it and about five acres in timber, log
house, frame granary and stables, etc. It is two
miles from the town of Clinton. Will be rented
or sold on favorable terms. Apply to
August 19th, 1891. JOHN AUTTERSON,668-4t Clinton P.O.
New Firm in the Old Stand.
The undersigned having purchased the old
established meat business of Mr. Arthur Coach,
begs to inform the pabiie that he will continue it
as it has heretofore been carried on.
t�'Meats of all kinds in season. Orders taken
and delivered as usual.
Highest cash price paid for sheepskins, hides
and tallow.
067 -tf JAMES A. FORD.
Consumption Cured.
An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by an East India mission-
ary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and
Lang Affections, also a positive and radical cure
for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints,
after having tested its wonderful curative powers
in thousands of eases, has felt it his duty to make
it known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I
will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this
recipe, in German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail
by addressing with st.amn naming this paper.
W. A. Norma, 820 Powers' Block, Rochester, N.Y.
659-y
—According to the census re-
turns nearly one,tenth of the citiz-
ens of the United States are con).
municants or members of the Roman
Catholic church—the number being
6,250,045.
ADVIcx TO MoTBEne. - Are you disturbed at
night and broken of your rest by a sick child
suffering and crying with pain of Cutting Teeth 7
If so send at ones and get a bottle of "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup' for Children Teeth-
ing. Its value is incalculable. It will relieve
the poor little sufferer immediately. Depend upon
it, mothers; there is no mistake about it. It
cures Dysentery and Biarrhrea, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cures Wind Collo,' softens
the gums, reduces inflammation, and gives tone
""(patsy_[ ewkol9.syttlem.,.,!!M s aaeistw'1!
Enothing Byrn f' for childroti teethingii pleastiit
to the taste and Is the prescription of one of the
oldest and best female physicians and nurses in
the tlnited State, and is for sale by all druggist's
throughont the World. Price 25 cents a bottle.
Bo sure and ask for "MRs. WINsLow's BooTBINo
Sraur,"and take no other kind. 656y
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NEW • STOCK ! NEW STORE !
ELLIOTT'S BLOCK, - CLINTON.
JOSEPH CHIDLEY, Dealer in Furniture.
Call at the New Store.and see the stock of
Bedroom and "Parlor Sets; Lounges, Sideboards, Chairs, Springs,
Mattresses, etc., and general Household Furniture. The wb.ile Stock is from`the very
best manufacturers. Picture Frames and Mouldings of ever, • description.
JOS. CUIDLE'Y, one door `1 est of Iiickson's Book Store
RELIABLE TAILORING
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THOS. JACKSON, SR.,!
The Old Reliable Merchant Tailor, has a Cc:nplete Stock of
Tweeds, Worsteds, eta., suitabi'i for Spring and Summer Wear
er Every Suit a '.calking Advertisement.
1' Cloth by the yard at a very s' rail margin, and Garments of all kinds
CUT FRF.E from the sante.
T. JACKSON, SR., HURON -ST., CLINTON.
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loon prices.
J. C. STEVENSON
Furniture Dealer, &c.
THE LEADING UNDERTAKER AND
FUNERAL DIRECTOR.
Opposite Town Hall, - Clinton, Ont
WATCHES!
Waltham, Elgin, Illinois, Columbus, Seth
Thomas, and Rockford -new, model,
terAll these makes in key and stem winders.
Also pond.ant set watches.
J. BiDDLECOMBE,' CLINTON.
STRAY STOCK ADVER
TISEMENTS inserted in Tae
News Recoan at low rates. The law
makes it compulsory to advertise stray stock
If yon want any kind of advertising you will not
do better than call on 'ewe-Reocord.
IMPLEMENTS.
The subsoribdf having severed his connection
with the Massey Company, desires to intimate
that he has been appointed agent for the well-
known firm of
FROST & WOOD,
implement makers, of Smith's Falls, and will be
pleased to fill all orders in hie line as heretofore.
Will also keep on hand WILKINRON PLOWS,
COLTEn & SCOTT DRILLS, DIsc HARnOws, and
articles of like nature.
WM. STANLEY,
647-6m Holrneevnle and Clinton
AT A BARGAIN. -Eight acres of land with a
select orchard of choice apple trees ;
comfortable house and stables ; ad oininglGode.
rich township. Apply to B.SIL. DOYLE, Gods.
lob, 620.1