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'Wednesday, August 5th, 1891.
ANNIE'S LUCKY ERROR.
It was but the \luuday previous,
at Mrs. Moore's, that George Berk-
ley, after dancing with mo twice in
sucoessiuu, had asked nig if he
might have the pleaauro of escortiLg
me to the theatre the next uvou-
.ing.
`I should be very happy.' But
instead of sailing oil' with him in
all the glory of my spring attire, 1
was obliged to tell him, when he
-called for mo, looking so handsome,
too :
`I regret it extremely, but papa
-wishe3 Ice to wait a year or two yet
before I go out with gentlemen ;
.he thinks me rather too young.'
I dare say my papa's conscience
.must have smote him, or else my
doleful looks troubled him, for as
we were finishing dessert, he said :
'Annie it' you would like to go to
the theatre to -night, run upstairs
and get ready. I will tell you.'
'After all,' said I, as I mounted
the stairs, "I can wear my beautiful
bonnet ; and perhaps he ruay be
there—who knows?"
Ere another hour I was absorbed
in the misery of poor Effie Deane.
I turned my head to wipe away the
starting teal', when lo 1 but a little
distance from we, sat George Berk-
ley, with that odious Marion Hay -
mond !
•
My tears remained frozen to ruy
.eyelids, and the woes of Jennie
and Effie vaniolied in thin air.
When the play was over, I rose
•with the invincible determination
to abjure his acquaintance at once
.and tor ever. As for her—detest-
Able creature! The tears so:blind-
ed ruy eyes, I could scarcely follow
.papa through the crowd. He drop-
ped my arm a moment to find the
carriage, and I stood chilly and
-cold in the damp night air, till I
heard his impatient tone :
`Come, Annie, goick 1'
I darted forward, spraug through
the open door, which closed rapidly,
:and away we whirled.
Leaning back among the cushions
I let my pride and gsief have full
away. There was a suffocating
sensation in my throat that caused
me to lower the window by my
side, when a gruff vsice exglaim-
ed:
'Good heavens, Maria ! what- do
you want any more cold air in here
for ? I am neatly frozen now I'
Merciful heavens ? who was that?
'Where was I? Surely that was
,not papa's voice.
At thie moment a ray from a
passing gaslight shone upon the
opposite seat, and to my horror and
dismay, instead of the gray hair
.and placid brow of papa, was a mass
.of very black hair, a heavy mous•
tache, a keen black eye, and a most
formidable countenance.
I was just about essaying one
desperate shriek --'Papa! papa 1'—
wvhen my amiable visa -vis spoke
'again :
'Maris, what makes you so sulky?
I hope, the next time you go to the
theatre you'll go with one of your
beaux—Elridge for instance. You'd
be sweet enough for him, I dare
say. Maria, are you asleep ?'
I held my breath in agony.
Who could he bo? He surely
-could not have murdered papa and
stolen his carriage. But this blood-
thirsty idea was abandoned as soon
as formed, when, suddenly, clear as
the noonday, it became apparent.
I, in my blindness, had sprung
into the wrong carriage ! 'And
"'Maria!' Could it bo ? Yes ; she
:had. AltriittlenFlatifitii ft'itftlfd dd-
talent as the vehicle rolled away.
The rain by ilia, time wee. fallipg
so heavily t.h.at the Idea of exposing
myself too its influence was extreme-
ly disagreeable -.-especially as I re-
flected it was near twelve o'clook,
and I haLnot tho moat remote idea
of where was. Poor papa—what
would he think had become of me
- Hero a new thought flashed
across me—possibly that unknown
Maria had taken my carriage as 1
had hers ; if so, papa would bring
her back and recover me. As I ar-
rived at this comforting conclusion,
the carriage stopped. My compan-
ion gave me an energetic push, ex-
claiming :
'Come, Maria, wake up ! We're
home.'
Aud jumping out, I mechanically
accepted his offered hand, and
stepped out in the blinding rain.
The carriage quickly rolled away,
and I hurried up the steps of what
appeared to be a line structure.
I found myself in a handsome
lofty hall, with frescoed walls and
inlaid pavement—made discernible
by a dimly burning light, held by a
marble nymph that stood in a niche
of the staircase.
He locked and barred the heavy
double doors, and while thus en-
gaged, the thuught occurred to we
—it was evident wy height and
general appearance resembled the
abseut Maria ; by keeping my face
turned I might avoid notice till he
went up -stairs.
I would remain iu the hall until
daybreak, then hie away home.
sis,' said my companion,
'were you dreaming so intently that.
you have not awakened yet? I
hope for the credit of the family
you aro nut a sumuambulist.'
1 yawned sleepily by way of
reply, and loiteringly pretended to
follow him up the stairs, With
three hounds he had vanished.
'Now,' thought I, as I silently re-
traced my steps to a large hall -
chair, and seated myself with im-
mense satisfaction, 'if there are no
ghosts or goblins in this enchanted.
realm, I shall be very well content
to retrain here till morning. Good
heavens ! what's that ?'
The gas which had been undis-
turbed, .now burned brightly, and
looking up I saw the retreating
figure of my quondam companion,
minus coat and boots, and heard his
footfall coining down what appear -
'ed to be a back stairway.
Ile entered a room at the further
extreinity of the hall, and soon re•
appeared with a book in his hand.
`Doubtless,' thought I, 'he will
return the same way ; so I won't
get frightened.'
But no! his light firm step came
steadily along; and in another
moment, with gleaming eyes and
visage, I stood—or rather sat—be-
fore him.
He staggered back as though he
saw a vision, and glared at me it
blank astonishment, faintly ejacu-
lating :
'Gracious heaven's, what is that?'
I tried to speak, but could only
stammer forth :
`1, indeed, sir—I—I could not
help it. It was a—a mistake 1'
and burst iuto a violent flood of
tears.
'In the name of Niobe I' said he,
advancing' `who are you 1 Don't
be so agitated, miss, but please to
explain to what I am indebted for
this unparalleled honor.
But I could not explain, for my
soba were bursting forth with re-
doubled vigor.
`1 entreat you to he composed,'
his tone softening considerably ;
'there is no occasion for such dire
tress. If you are in trouble, miss,
and I can relieve you, I shall be
happy to do so.'
'Indeed, air,' said I, striving to
regain my self•possesion, 'I ate very
sorry, but I mistook your carriage
for my father's, and did not per-
ceive it till I heard you speak ; and
then I was so frightened.'
And here I cried again.
'Poor little thing!' ejaculated he
in an undertone ; then aloud :
'Don't feel so badly ; it is only a
little blunder that can easily be
rectified in the morning.'
'Ole,' said I eagerly, 'then you
believe me, and don't think me an
impostor ?'
He threw back his head and
laughed, while the white teeth
gleamed under his moustache ; then
said gravely :
'I don't think you look like an
itnpostor ; although—let me ace,
are you sure you don't want the
spoons ?'
'Sir,' I returned with much digni-
ty, 'my fa ther'e name is Morton.
We live in—'
'Excuse me, Mise Morton, for
my presumption ; and now, if you
will allow me to suggest, my sister's
room is unoccupied, and I think
you had better rent there till morn•
ing. If you wish I will call my
mother to attend you.'
'No—no ! I beg you will not—I
would rather stay here ; and as day
dawns, I will return home, for I
know papa will be almost crazy
about me.'
-.Aired.,'..-m d- slier nue rrgly;:.."if-F'
wake mother, I suppose she will be
alurtast crazy about; /,1141.1a iia ; ,although
1 apprehend she h.s made the seine
ritistalre asyourself, for I saw her
turn from her friends the moment
before you entered the carriage. 1
ant afraid papas and brothers don't
make very ,gallant escorts, elee
this awkward affair would not have
happeued.' •
'Indeed ?' exclaimed I, rather
piqued, 'papa left me but an instant
to find the carria,ge, and then called
me, but I suppose the rain dud
darkness bliuded me.'
'Aud,' returned he, 'Maria stop-
ped a moment to speak to some
friends, and 1, being a little out of
patience, sprang in ahead of ber ;—
but I am very negligent Allow
me to present you to Mr. Graham
Thoruton.'
Here he made a low bow.
As I bowed in reply, 1 looked
keenly at him, and found that lily
first impressions were erroneous.
He was handsome --very handsome,
and possessed that calm ty and
quiet manliness that always fit a
true gentleman like a garment.
Very different, thought I, from the
babyish tut wby•pambylaw of that
odious George Berkley.
He had been scrutinising rue as
closely as 1 him, and now said :
'You look rattler pale, Miss
Morton, and I infer you don't
feel any the better for your night's
adventure.'
Without waiting a reply he
strode down the hall. Presently he
returned, bearing a silver waiter,
laden with cake and wine.
During our repast lie asked niy
opinion of his conduct in the car-
riage, and said he had been annoy-
ed at the theatre..that evening.
1 could not but smile to think
how nearly our feelings were al,
lied.
Scarcely had we finished when
through the deadened sound of the
rain. I heard a carriage driven at
a furious rate.
'012, it's father !' said f, springing
up.
As Mr. Thornton quickly tuns
barred the doors, in walked papa,
accompanied by a young lady.
'My darling 1' cried he, 'how
could you run away from old papa !'
Mr. Thornton was hudily engaged
questioning his sister as to how and
when she discovered her eri or.
'Why, Graham,' said she, 'it was
all owiug to your sulkiness. If I
bad not known bow cross you were
in the the theatre, probably I ahould
have gone as quietly home with
Mr. Morton as his daughter did
with you.'
'Do tell us how it was !' cried e
both.
'It isn't worth telling. 1s it,
l'1r. Morton ?'
Papa laughed till the water stood
in his eyes.
'Just as you please, Miss Thorn-
ton,' replied he. 'If you don't wish
it, torture sha'n't draw it from ore.'
Of course, our curiosity was now
excited to the highest pitch, and
brother insisted on an explanation.
'There is not so touch to tell you
need he an anxious to'hear it,' said
Miss Thornton. 'When Emma
Wilson stopped the on the pave-
ment., she told ore she is going to
be married next week to Mr. Mon-
roe, and, she has only known , hi.tn
three weeks ; then she wished me
to be bridesmaid, and requested me
to invite you to take we with them
on their bridal tour.
'All this news so startled me that
I had jumped into the carriage and
ridden some distance before I fully
realized it.
"rhen 1 wondered whether or not
you .would take one, and the more I
thought of it, the more I wished to
go. So, knowing you felt rather
cross, I thought I would coax you a
little ;
Papa interposed with a merry
twinkle in his eye :
`If Miss Thornton will allow ine,
1 will finish, and tell my part of
the story. In the theatre, I saw
my little.girl was not very happy ;
so, when we were returning, I
thought silence would be the best
cure, and left her to her own reflec-
tions.
'We had nearly reached the
bridge, wiled she moved nearer to
we, and—and she but both arms
around my neck and kissed my
cheek 1'
Amid our laughter, papa con,
tinned :
'I drew her to me, and said :
'Well, Annie dear, how do you feel
now?' For an answer, I was greet-
ed with the most terrific shriek I
ever beard, and elle 'made frantic
attempts to open the door.'
Here our loud and continued
laughter wakened the sleeping
inmates, and a voice inquired :
What is all this fuss about 9'
'Oh, r other l'said Mr. Thornton,
do come down ! I have something
rich to tell you ; and eall father,
too!'
Papa interposed and said that we
had trespassed on their hospitality
already too long.
So we withdrew, but not before
as nr'cardlrzwersegiretr; -and' proiii'iaets
made of fetnre friendship.
A4.1 Maria and 1 exchanged to k.is,
I noticed that we were nearly the.
same height and size, and dressed in
almost the same manner.
I will be generous and confess elle
is a little bit prettier than I
One pleasant evening not long
since, 1 eat in the ditn moonlight,
listening to low -breathed words frou►
my lover, Mr. Thornton, when the
dim quiet was dieturbed by a violent
ring at the bell.
We both listened intently, and I
heard the tones of George Berkley
inquiring of the servant if Miss
Morton was at home.
My companion drew me still
closer to his heart, and pressed a
quiet kiss upon ruy lips, as John
answered at the doer :
'Yea, sir, Miss A nnie's at home ;
hut she is engaged.'
THE BOWSERS.
M R. BOwSER SPENDS A PLEASANT
EVENING AT HOME.
'Now for an evening of solid com-
fort !' said Mr. Bowser the other
evening as he fell into an easy chair
and cut the pages of a magazine.
'Mrs.' Bowser, do you ever realize
how blessed we tore?'!'
'Yee,, indeed.'
'While others fall by the wayside
we are spared.'
'While others quarrel and bicker
and seek the divorce courts, we love
the stronger every day.' -
'Yes.'
He got up and camp over and
kissed one, and upon returning to
his chair seemed lost in reflection
for a moment, then he continued :
'flow curious life is ! Do you re-
member the day I first saw you ?'
I shall never forget it.'
'1 was on horseback,Iyou r.unem-
ber, and you stood ou the veranda
of your father's house.'
`You are a trifle mistaken, dear.
The horse had thrown you off iuto
a mudhole, and I shall never forget
the picture you presented as you
approached4-the house. At first I
took you for—'
'\Vhat ! A horse throw me oft'!'
ho interrupted.
'Certainly. 1)un't you remetuber
how father—'
'Mrs. Bowser are you crazy ? I
was never thrown from a horse in
wy life ! 1'd like to see the horse
which could throw the off ! You
you must be thinking of some one
else.'
'Why, dear, you lost your watch
in the mud, and fattier fished it out.
Don't you remember how our
negro Tom scraped the mud off
you?'
'Not by a long shot !-No nigger
ever scraped me down ! You must
be thinking of that yellow -haired
dude you used to go with.'
We were both silent for a time
and I hoped it was the last of it.
My experience, although dating
back over a few years only, has
satisfied me that nothing aggravates
a husband more than to bring up
the silly things he said and did dur-
ing his courtship. It seems to bo a
raw spot with the majority of them
after the honeymoon is over. But
Mr. Bowser was not satisfied. After
four or five minutee he be broke out
with :
`It's curious what a dunce a plan
can make of himself with his eyes
wide open.'
`Y -e -s1'
'The idea that I shoul I ever fall
in love with you!'
'Or I with you 1'
He glared at me over the top of
his book and there was another pain-
ful silence, broken at last by his
saying :
'Well, I'll adroit that I was in
love ; but I flatter myself that I
didn't exhibti any schoolboy non-
sense.'
'You were just like any other
young man in love, Mr. Bowser.
They have always been that way,
and always will be, and it's no
discredit to them.'
`1)o you mean to say I 'mooned'
around likes calf?' he demanded.
'1 don,t know how calves `moon,'
as you term it, but you wanted to
hold my hind, put your arm around
me
'Hold your hand—never !'
'But you did !'
'Never—never 1'
'Mr. Bowser, I have one of my old
diaries. Wait until I get it.'
'Not much ! You can't produce
no old diaries nor forged documents
on me 1 I anticipated an evening
of solid comfort and you can see
how it has turned out 1 Is it any
wonder that so many husbands seek
the saloons and gambling- houses of
an evening?'
At this moment the cook called
me out to ask what she should pre-
pare for breakfaet, and a quarter of
an hour later when I returned to
the back parlor Mr. Bowser seemed
deeply interested in his reading. I
was glad of this, for I felt a bit con-
ecienee-etrioken, but I scarcely got
seated when he asked :
'Was Emma Davis here to day ?'
'IIow was ehd looking 1'
''V'ery well, li wanted her to
stay 4nt11 yQul'Qfl!i?o :borne,, 'hat ehe
bath to go at . four o'clock, She
anted to be remembered to you.'
'Yes. I hope she has fully for
given we.'
'What for, Mr, Bowser?'
'You know.'
'I haven't the least idea.'
`Ha ! ha I ha! What diesemblers
women -are. It was always a wire
spot with you, though you would
never admit it. How you do blt'sh
—ha ! ba 1 ha 1'
'.Mr. Bowser, what do you refer
to ?'
• 'Why, there's no doubt that the
dear girl once fondly expected to be
Mrs. Bowser.'
'Nonsense 1'
'What?'
`Nonsense 1'
'You say that simply fur revenge,
but I know better. We were as
good as engaged when I met you.'
'Trash, sir 1 She was engaged to
Jack Smith loug before you ever
saw her, and they are to be married
as soon as his time is out in the
navy. Dou't flatter yourself that
she has any thing laid up against
you.'
'Mrs.,Boweer,' he began, as he got
up and crossed his hauda under his
coattails, 'do you know who you
are talking to!'
'I do.'
'You are talking to a man who
could have been Emma Davis' hue -
band two years ago,'
'1'11 prove to the contrary.'
'Howl'
'By one of my old diaries.'
'Diaries again ! Always holding
something over one. Now produce !
I want to see one of those diaries
you talk about.'
I ran upstairs and got them out of
one of Mr. Bowser's old boots, iu
which 1 keep them for safety.
There were two of'them, each for a
separate year, and as 1 came down
with them he look puzzled and
stammered :
'W—why, I—I—thought I—'
'Yes, you thought you Lad burn•
ed them, but you wore mistaken.
.t he books you gut hold of the
other Suuday when I was at church
were two old receipt books of no
-particular value. 1 found every
thing turned topsy-turvy and 1
knew what you had been up to.'
'Mrs. Bowser,
'Wait! Let us look up the Emma
Davis matter. Here it is. Under
date of the 10th of July I wrote :
'Dear Emma was over over to -day
to congratulate me on my engage-
ment, though she added that if
Bowser was the last man on earth
she would not have married him.
She says his hair reminds her of
pumpkins and that his legs seem to
be badly warped. The dear girl
also—'
'Stop!' shouted Mr. Bowser, his
face as white as death.
'Yes, dear, but you rnadeacertain
assertion. 1 want to disprove it.
1—'
'Mrs. Bowser, I Prune an
evening of solid comfort. ou have
made it an evening of torture and
regret. if I never spend another
evening at home you alone will be
to blame for it.'
'But you—'
'Stop right here. This is the
limit. The worm has turned. To-
morrow morning I go!.
But he is with me yet, and I have
no fear but what we shall live out
our lives together.
A WOMAN SLOWLY OSSIFY -
IN G.
firs. Mollie Hughes, a highly re•
spatted widow lady living near Cam-
ernville' Idaho, is afflicted with a
'unique and most distressing disease,
says the St. Louis Republic. Little
by little the flesh of her entire body
is turning to solid bone, or, in other
words, eheis becoming ossified. The
disease was first noticed in 1886,
when Aire. Hughes was Mies Duy..
chink, of Canon Rapids. At that
time only a single finger was affect-
ed. Within a month after the time
when Miss Duychink first noticed
the numbness and stiffness of the
finger it had been accidently broken
off while she was asle p. The acct
dent gave the girl no pain, there be-
ing neither blood, nerves nor flesh
left in the diseased members, but it
excited the alarm of the family, who
called in a physician. The broken
stump of the linger was amputated
back to where the living flesh set on,
and' everything was thought to be
all right.
Soon the flesh, muscles, arteries,
veins and nerves on her kande, fin-
gers and arms became as hard and
feelinglees as the finger had been be-
fore it was broken off. Next the
awful malady extended to the
elbow, the forearms becoming
as white and as clear as' ala-
baster. Within the year the toes
and end of the nose and ear tips
showed a like color and rigidness.
The process of ossification has now
been going on nearly five years, and
the attending physicians say that it is
only a matter of time when the entire
body of the poor victim will be a
solid bone. It is a rare disease, and
•the-puthulogy of it iw--little=• under-
stood.
FORETELLING ,A, GrI,E .TF, )tz.
PTE.
New York Tri(nirae ; The drought
au'% consequent famine recently 1'0 -
ported trout Iudie, receive more than
usuaf Internet from the fact that the
situation had been predicted by the
Government Weather Bureau iu that
country. In 1817 two well-known
weteorologiets, S. A. Hill and Doug-
lass Arohibold, called attention
to the fact that the failure of the
rain bearing monsoon in that sum-
mer followed an exceptionally heavy
snowstorm and severe cold in the
Himalayas and Northern India, and
suggested a possible relation be-
tween the two phenomena. For the
last eight years long-range foretaste
have been made on this basis, but
not until 1885 was there a well -de -
tined repetition of the sequence just
meutioned. The corroboration thus
afforded gave increased coufideuce
to believers iu the soundness of the
theory involved. And when last
winter and spring, enormous snow-
falls iu the mountains, rains in
Northern India and severe cold re-
curred, a state of.things similar to
that now prevailing in the southern
par of the peninsula was naturally
auticipated, In detail, the forecaat
has not proven altogether accurate,
but that in general the principle has
held good once more is evidently
the belief of that high authority on
the climate and weather of India,
H. F. Blanford, who discusses the
topic in a recent number of "Na-
ture." Final judgment can not be
rendered yet, to be sure, for August
and September sometimes make up
for the deficiency of June and July,
in Western India; and over ou the
southeastern coast, where the prin-
ciple drought is at present exporien•
ced the summer rains are always
light, and the great resource of the
agriculturist is the late autumnal
precipitation. But as the monsoon
has thus far brought only scant
showers, and tardy ones at that, in
regions where copious raiue should
have fallen six weeks ago, the pro•
found anxiety betrayed in cable dis-
patches fl'oni the afflicted country
has much justificatiou already.
Whether the failure of the wheat
crop iu Russia this season has any
rolation to the extraordivary winter
of 1890-'91 in Europe is a question
which Mr. Illanford raises, but does
not enter into,. It will, however, no
doubt, be carefully studied by Euro-
pean scientiete.
;13AI3Y IN A SERPENT'S
'COILS.
A MOTHER'S FIGHT WITII A MONSTER
BLACK SNARE FOR ITER CHILD'S
LIFE.
Ten utiles north of Lawrenceburg,
Indiana, Jacob Conrath has a little
farm. Last Tuesday his wife, her
house work done, put her four
months old baby in its carriage and
trundled it off down the lace to a
half cleared field. A daughter, aged
six, went along to mind the baby
while the mother could pick berries
enough for supper for the men
whom they had there for harvesting.
The little girl attended to her task
only until the mother was out of
sight and hearing. Then she 'start-
ed to see how many berries she
could gather iuto her own apron.
She left the baby placidly commun-
ing with a rubber tipped nursing
bottle.
Mrs. Conrath heard a cry from
the baby, theu two or three shrieks
of terror from the guardian. She
hurried back, crying as she ran :
"What's the matter? What's the
matter?" "A snake" the child
yelled in answer. Tearing her
hands and garments at every step
against the tangled briers, the moth•
or pushed on in' agony. Coiled
about the chubby arms of the child
and lapping with venotnous tongue
the milk which oozed from its lips,
in the carriage there lay a mons-
trous blacksnake. Fright and fear
and faintness could not still the
mother's cry. She fell to the
ground screaming. Farmer Cofi-
rath and his men came running
from the harvest field. He saw his
wife prostrate and thought her dy-
ing. He picked her up, but, point-
ing to where the carriage stood, she
dried : "The baby ! Save the
baby 1"
But the men were too slow. She
saw the eerpent now slowly chok-
ing her child to death. The little
one's feeble struggles, which had
angered the reptile, were growing
every instant weaker. The men
had pitchforks and harvest hooks,
but dared not use them.
With a wild scream Conrath's
wife broke from her husband's arms,
rushed frenzied to the carriage,
seized the snake by the neck, and
tore its folds from about her child.
The long black body writhed and
lashed in a mad effort to fasten the
fangs in the mother's arms. Site
etruggled and struggled, and at last
hurled the hated thing from her.
Then she fainted dead away. The
harvesters killed the snake. Then
they carried Mrs. Conrath to the
house. She went into violent hy-
sterics, which have not yet entirely
ceased. It is feared she will go in-
sane altogether. The laby was un-
harmed. When the farm hands
nreaenred 'therurtelce--theT fctrt'trl•'i't ,
to bo nearly ton feet long.