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Xit !MOO tell which waya.
train
has gout by the twits •it:
1 grvee,
The man who bas a bulging brow
may have, A big brain of he may
have upper storey apartments to
fret..
Ittwas a Scotch gravedigger
Who said,' Trade's vera dull noo.
I bavp ntr buried a lever* creotur
in 4 fQ1'nigbt,t
Trti0,We eAnnot see ourselves as
others see us, but then we ! ave
the aatisfaetion of seeing others as
they don't see themselves.
Father—Didn't I hear high
words between you and your
brotber just now, Rotary ? Henry
—Very likely. father; but surely'
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REFU S'E1su aSTITUTES
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BE:SUErtliAT,BOTTLE
W_LTH)B U FFFWl'FAPPER
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MANUFACTURED ONLY eY
PONDS EXTRACTCOMPANY,
t 76 FIFTH AVE.NEW YORK.
Abe_. Tab ora, of rmn lrl apOy.,
. it'at Marchant --140$ I�Qdt l4
14.4 evenipg eptel;ii)gPelmon;<eo'a,
kb was dressed 14 the bi>iglai of
fasbion, anti 4 largo and juiey
cigar was between bis lips, Se-
cond, J ;ol cbapti--Bnndgy'atO Ohs
yes iii() f „11n4 tWloi',months, •ago,•:
Siad is try iug t ► 'Settle qt ,res
emi t6.
Catarrh is not a looal but a constitu-
tional disease, and requires a conatitu,-
tional remedy like Hood's Sarsaparilla
to effect a Cure.
'Oh, doctor, It have rheumatism
and china and fever: and all sorts
of tbicgs, and I don't Hee where I
got all, things, and J don't see
where I got all this trouble.' 'Is
four house damp ?' 'No.'
Ire you sure the plumbing in
your stor'o is not out of order?'
'Yes; and I spent six weeks in the
yo* wouldn't wish me to use low country last summer.'
language. " A pickpocket tried to get in his
Tincker—'When my play is work in a Chicago carette. The
presented I want all my friends to driver chased him two blocks and
be the first nigbtcrs. Persuade
them all to come.' Rodney—
'Yes. 1'11 tell them it wiU be their
only
TEN POUNDS
TWO WEEKS
THINK OF IT !
As a Plash Producer there can be
no question but that
SCOTT'S
EMULSIOI
Of Pure Cod Liver 011 and Hypophosphites
Of Lime and Soda -
in without a vaL Many have
0
gained a pound a day by the use
tof act. I cures
CONSUMPTION,
SCROFULA, BRONCHITIS, COUGHS AND
COLDS, AND ALL FORMS OF WASTING DIS-
EASES. AS PALATABLE AB ffiLLS.
Genuine made byScott& Bowne,Belleville.Salmon
Wrapper; at all Druggists, 60c. and $1.00.
opportunity.'
Ductor—`You do appear to be
in a bad way, that's a fact.
What's your business ?' Pat; ent—
'I tim one of the city laborers.'
Doctor -'It is as I feared. What
you require, my man, is exer-
cise.' •
A man's idete of married hap-
piness is having a wife who will
devote all her energies to secure
his comfort. A woman's idea of
married happiness is having a
husband who will love her alone
and tell her of it once in a whale.
A Delicate •Compliment.—Mrs
Wickwire 'There was a time when
you used to tell me you loved me
better than your life. I never
hear you makeany such statement
now.' Mr Wickwire—'Certainly
not. Since we are married my
life is worth a great deal more to
me.'
ARE NOT a Pti
gative Medi-
cine. They are a
BLOOD BUILDER,
TONIC and RECON-
STRUCTOR, as they
supply in a condensed
form the substances
a,tually needed to en-
rich the Blood, curing
n11 diseases coming
from POOR and WA'.
1;1tY BLOOD, or from
!'iIATED HUMORS in
I -•N BLOOD, and also
i.n i;' :rate and Bump
t1,o BLOOD and
�1 .TEM. when broken
io\Tn by overwork,
m, utal worry,disease,
excesses and indiscre-
tions. They have a
SPECIFIC ACTION on
the SRx UAL SYSTEM of
both men and women,
restoring LOST VIGOR
and correcting all
T nUEGULARITIES and
sUPPItEa6IONS.
`Gh' finds his mental tae-
niti ; dull or failing, or
his physical powers flap_ Ig, should take these
Pmts. They will restw c his lost energies, both
•thysical and mental.
Which Accounts For It.—Mrs
Lafferty (visitor) : 'Your daugh-
ter has a fine touch,Mrs Moriarty.'
Mrs M.—'Yis, so they do be tell -
in' me ; an' sure 't is no wonther•,
for she loves the pianny and
niver tires of it ; she has a great
tashte for mossic, but thin that's
ownly natural, for her grandfat-
her had his skull laid open wi'i a
cornet at a timperance picnic !
EVERYWHIM Tleycn ekall sem.
-cessions and irregulacu tea, which Inevitably
entail sickness V:b n( ;lectcd.
YOUNG MEN 41
honleyd take thosethPmets.
Twl e -
sults of youthful bad habits, andilstrengthen thr
e
system.
YOUNG WOMEN
make them regular.
For sale by all druggists, or will be sent upon
receipt of price (50o. per box), by addressing
THE D1. WILLIADMS'MED. (0.
ockvOnt.
should take them.
These Pans will
1E *HEAT ENGLISH REMEDY
tj$ P11R.1NLY VEGETABLE INGREDIENTS
e *AND WITHOUT MERCURY, USED BY
THE ENGLIS1i PEOPLE FOR
OVER 120 YEARS, Is
oaks
om>'ovzsi)
mxsnto>s
knocked him down. A polioeman
then arrested the driver, and on
being, taken before a police justice
ho was fined $9. Nothing that
happens ie Chicago can astonish
any cutsider.
Mumma (from the next room,
bearing a suspiciously sibilant
noise followed by a scream.)
'What was that Agnes?' Mr Sissy
(who lisps but is equal to the oc-
casion.) •That wath a mouth ; it
thartled Mith Agneth.' Mamma
(who. has been young., herself.)
'Yes, I thought it was ! Don't do
it again, please.'
Costly Forgetfulness.—A weal-
thy Englishman who was stop-
ping at Baden-Baden lett his
watch under his pillow, and then
charged the servant with stealing
it. The jewel was found whore he
left it, and on the advice of his
lawyers he paid the chambermaid
$1,500 to settle the case. Had
she gone to court she would have
got $5,000.
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IT I5 A MISTAKE
To try to cure catarrh by using local
applications. Catarrh is not a local
but a constitutional disease. It is not
a disease of the man's nose, but of the
man. Therefore, to effect a cure, re
quires a constitutional remedy like
Hood's Sarsaparilla, which acting
through the blood, reaches every part
of the system. expelling the taint which
capes the disease, and imparting
health.
'The genuine cowboy isn't at
all proud of his clothes,' says a
Texas roan. 'They are a neces-
sary part of his outfit, and ho is
not aware that he is at all pictur-
esque. Those strong leggingsand
jacket protect him from the thorns
and brush through which he
sometimes has to run at full speed
to head. off a wild steer. Those
large spurs aro to make his pony
go quick when he goes to rope an
animal. That wide -brimmed hat
is to protect his face from the
burning sun in this southern
climate. That cowboy belongs to
the church, and next Sunday you
may see him in the congsegation
dressed up as neat as a pin, and
likely teaching a class in the Sun-
day school.'
His Silence Purcbased.—Young
Man—'Sir, I have come to de-
mano the hand of your danghter.'
Banker—'Sir? What do you mean
you young—' Young Man—
'ller hand, sir, is the price of my
silence.' Banker—`My 1 my !
This insolence is unbearable.
George, call a policeman ?' Young
Man—'One moment, sir. You
mistake. I know nothing of your
affairs, and do not for a moment
imagine that you have been guilty
of any wrongdoing. The silence
I alluded to is of another sort. I
am the young man who practises
on the cornet in the boarding-
house next door.' Bank—'Oh
Take her, my son, and be happy.'
At 20 a man thinks he knows
it all ; at 30 he merely thinks he
could have known it all if he had
tried.
Minard'sLiniment cures garget in cows
A woman may not he able to
find her pocket, but she never has
it filled with letters she has for-
gotten to mail.
tLiiesA Pills consist of a careful and peeuNar admi x -
•,:Me of thet'ast and mildest vegetable Spam nts and
nr,rite tenet of Flowers of Chamomile. They Wal
' ,found a most efficacious remedy for deranlrem-ate
1 ttio'digpstiYC organs, And for obstructions and tar -
d schen of the liver and bowels which produce in-
t legtkel .w arid the several varieties of bilious and IN or
• latritii Sold by nu Chemists
wl1OLEeAtE minima :
VANS AND
y/SyO�y1 S,, LIMITED,
gMfCN7'RLAilet
for infants and Children•
uCMterl,Afso
swellad ptedt ohnd1enths$ east tie, ours Collo, COBItipstton,
I
Sill. worms. rine alespr and promotes
rocommwdiia>YsapaiortoanyPeeacaiptioo SO°t'Sto 'd4 convinced.
Mown tome" H. ii- miosis, M. D., m�on.
Ill So, Oxford 8t. Brooklyn, N. Y. .witpout lojarions mediation.
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mach, Diatrrhosa Eructation
Ap4iVrs, gMPORlUi
��.+Q per �t� Discount
Having a large stock of Kens and Boys LONG BOOTS, both coarse and ilne,
acid wishing to dispose of them, will give a discount of 10 per gent until further,
notice. NOw is your time to buy, as leather has advanced and likely 'to go Iiigly-
er. Rave :also a full stook of Ladies and Childrens BOOTS, SHOES and'
SLIPPERS. All sizes of RUBBERS. Have some good Fur and Cloth OVBR-
COATS that are worth seeing and buying. Best value in Flannels. Some Axle
Crewcut SAWS cheap. You ought to see our PANTS made to order at e8, that
others charge a great deal more for. A trial respectfully solicited so as to .be
Tri Cssrw u COMPANY, 77 Murray Street, N. Y R. ADAMS.
LONDESBORO
eiessaasenswirMiniNWA
BIC ` HANCE THE - CENTRAL - GROCERY
OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE.
NO H
I�IBUC
1 hatinc Reductioii of Price s
STOVES & TINWARE in the North Building
HARDWARE in the South Building.
SEE THE FOLLOWING PRICES :
A.Wall street man said yester-
day that on the previous evening
he had called on his next-door
neighbors, an elderly couple, who
had just returned from the coun-
try. The only servant they had
at the time was a little girl about
13 years old, who responded to
the ring of the bell. 'Aro Mr and
Mrs Green at home ?' was asked.
'Y os.' 'Ar'o they engaged ?' The
small girl looked horrified as she
answered—'Why, they are mar-
ried.'
A. Curious Calculation.—A rapid
penman can write 30 words in a
minute. To do this he must draw
his quill through the :space of a
rod—sixteen and a half feet. In
40 minutes his pen travels a fur-
long,and in five hours and a third,
a mile, We make, on an average,
sixteen curves of the pen in writ-
ing each word. Writing 30 words
in a minute, we must make 488 to
each second ; in an hour, 28,800 ;
in a day of only five- hours, 144,-
000, and in a year of 300 days,43,-
200,000. Tho man who made 1,-
000,000 strokes with a pen in a
month was not at all remarkable.
Many men make 40,000,000.
Here wo have in the aggregate a
mark, 300 miles long, to be traced
on paper by each writer in a year.
In making each letter of the
ordinary alphabet, we must
make from three to seven strokes
of the pen—on an average, three
and one-half to four.
Cook Stoves, $30, reduced to $26 00
Dish Pans, our own make, 50c, re'd to 25
Wash Basins, our make, 20c, re'd to 10
Tea Pots, our own make, 40c,tre'd to 20
1 Gallon Can filled with% Rock Oil 35
2 Gallon Can filled with Rock Oil 65
4 Gallon Can filled with Rock Oil 1 00
Manure Forks from 25c. up. A quantity of Coal
Stoves at your own prices.
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HARLAND Bros.
Iron and Hardware Merchants, Clinton
The offensive -breath, resulting
{'rom Catarrh, can be removed, by
a few applications of Nasal Balm.
Every sufferer should give it a
trial. Sold by all dealers.
An Englisn statistician estimates that
should the population of the world con-
tinue to increase in the future at its pre-
sent rate, there will be no room for:any
more people on the earth one hundred
and eighty-two years hence. All the
land available for human occupation on
the globe is now pretty well explored.
South America and the Canadian ter-
ritories are about the only regions re.
maining for settlement, and these are
gradually tilling up. By the close of
the present century it is probable that
the population of the United States
will begin to overflow its boundaries.
A time will come, no doubt, when
America. Australia and Africa will be
as thickly populated as China now is.
When it does come civilization will
probably have discovered a way to re-
concile the pressure of population rm the
means of existence.
ALL MEN.
young, old, or middle-aged, who find
themselves nervous,weak and exhausted
who ere broken down from excess or
overwork, resulting in many of the fol-
lowing symptoms ; Mental depression,
premature old age, loss of vitality, loos
of memory. bad dreams, dimness of
sight, palpitation of the heart, emis-
sions, lack of energy, pain in the kid•
nays, headache, pimples on the fade or
The difference Between an en-
body,itchingor peculiar sensation abort
lightened and savage community the scrotum, wasting of the organs, diz-
consists in the fact that In the
latter there are no marauding
sewing machine agents, life insur-
ance solicitors or book agents.
There may be other differences,
but they do not come to mind just
at present.
CONSUMPTION CURED.
An old physican, retired from prac-
tice, having had placed in his hands by
an Emit India missionary the forumla
of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure ofconsunlp-
tion. Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and
all throat and Lung Affections, also a
positive and radical cure for Nervosa
Debility and Nervous Complaints, after
having tested its wopderful ourativo
powers in thousands of oases, has felt
it his dnty to make it known to -his suf-
fering fellows. Actuated by this mot-
ive and a desire to relieve human suf-
fering, I will send free of charge, to all
who desire it, this receipt, in German,
French or English, with full directions
for preparing and using. S''nt by mail
by addressing with stamp, naming this
paper, W. A. Novas, R20 Power's Block,
Roche3ter, N. Y. 18012-y.o.o.w,
McMurray & Wiltse
Beg to announce that they are ready or the fall and winter trade with a large
stock of GNERAL GROCERIES,a NEW BRUIT EA it
CANNEDGOODS: TryCeylon
is second to none in the town. Japan and Hyson TEAS, no better value any-
where. COFFEES, fresh ground and warranted A 1. A full stock of Ilobb's
Celebrated MEATS and SAUSAGES. Take a look at our prize BAKING
POWDER, made by Mayell, of London. Handsome Glassware with every
pound can. Try our German Table MUSTARD. Something new and very fine
COME AND' -TAKE
Th 1T s Valuable Present
Away with Y ou
The°subscriber offers one of Doherty & Co's justly cele-
brated ORGANS free, with ono Package of James
Watson & Co's CHARM BAKING POWDER,
price 5Ocents. This gives an opportunity of securing an
---Organ worth $196, for fifty cents
The organ will be on exhibition itt our Grocery Store on
Saturday next. A call solicited from visitors to the
Great Huron Ccutral Exhibition
ziness, specks before the eyes, twitching
of the muscles, eye lids and elsewhere,
bashfulness, deposits in the urine, loss
of will power, tenderness of the scalp
and spine, weak and flabby muscles,de-
sire to sleep, failure to be rested by
sleep, constipation, dullness of hearing,
loss of voice, desire for solitude, excit-
ability of temper,sunken eyes surround-
ed with Leaden Circle,eily looking skin,
etc., are all symptoms of nervous de-
bility that lead to insanity and death
unless cured. The spring or vital force
having lost its tention every function
wanes in consequence. Those when
through abuse committed in ignorance
may be permanently cured. ;;end
your address for book on ell chemises
peculiar to man. :Address .:\1. V.
LU 110N, 50 Front St. E., 'I'oronte,thlt.
Books sent free sealed. IIeart disease,
the symptoms of which are faint aprlla.
purple lips. nanlhnrss, palpitation, skip
beats, hot flushes, rush of blend to the
bead, do pain in'tlir ht art with heats
strong, rapid and irregular, the sec 01111
heart beat gnirl • r then the first, pain
about the I,r, gst bone, etc., can (,tusitivr-
ly be cured. No cure no pay. Send for
book. Addreaa M. V. LIMON, 50
Front Street East, Toronto, Ont.
Juno 20, 1890.
N. ROBSON. CHINA HALL.
Cheap s Crockery
IS 'WE INTEND
Giving up the Grockery and Glassware
Crockery& Lamps} Just arrived a choice lot of Crockery and
Lamps. Handsome Dinner, Tea and Bed-
room Sets, choice patterns and prices low. Lamps, Burners, Glasses, Wicks,
and No. 1 Canadian Coal Oil. A Call Solicited. Satisfaction Guaranteed
Branch of our liminess, and want to clear out. the stock by .Tan. 1st.,
we will, on :tut]. after Nov. 1st, titter
The Entire Stock at COST
']'he stock is all now and consists of BENNEII SETS, TEA SETS, CHAM—
BER SETS (in white o.nd colored w:,iv,) (:;L.lastl'A1tE, plc. This is the
best 1)21'01' ever made in Clinton, and intending purchasers should ex-
amine our st)ck buti)re buying.
'TERMS STRICTLY CASH
COOPER& 11:OGAN
NEXT TO COUCII'S, CLINTON.
THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES
tw1.1 GIVEN AWAY YEARLY.
When I say Coro I do not mean
MCMURRAY & WILTSE - CLINTON
HUB GROCERY
We make a specialty of
Try our Blended Black,
We can give good Japan
Also choiceYoungllyson
gives good satisfaction":
and you'll use no other
at all prices to suit
that gives satistaction
We told our customers not to be deceived vith peddlers, and a number have
taken our advice and quit them. They find that they can do as well at the Hub
OUR COFFEE is the best we can buy I Canada. We guarantee satisfac-
tion every time.
GEo, .�'w Ai� ��►�, ca,TTNT® N
merely to stop them for a time, and then
have them return again. 1 1/111 A PI ,t E. it a 1 Cdt I. C LI 13 t<• 1 have made the disease of Fits,
Epilepsy or Falling Sickness a lite -long study. 1 warrant my remedy to Curo the
worst cases. Because others by ce f ;i'.ed is no reassn for not now receiving a cure. Send at
Once for a treatise and a Free Battle of my lnfailtihle Remedy. Give Express and
Post Office. It costs you nothing fm• 1 trial, and it wilt cure you. Address 1— H. G. ROOT,
M.C., Branch Office, ILG WEST P..D A:1:1 BVRIZE'P, TORONTO.
BVI: ARE THE
ONLY
Agts. in Clinton
Von 1 )10
GurneyFurnace
AND 1'KLInn t•rin
Original Cook
Stove
THE
Com oldest
and Best
Construction of
Wood Burning
FURNACES
MADE
Our stock ill li:\RDW ARE, 'TOVi•'4, 'FI NWA PE, LAMPS,
CUTLERY, &r., is now, templet('.
DAVIS ( ROWLAND,
MAMMOTH HARDWARE & S COVE HOUSE, CLINTON
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We have all the latest styles of type for Circulars, Lale•
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Prices the Lowes, Work the Finest and satis-
faction guaranteed. One trial is certain
to bring another.
R. HOLMES, BOX 74. CLINTON.
5PerCt cash Discount ,Q
Having become agent for the celebrated B. LAURANCE SPECTACLES and
EYE -GLASSES, and procured the Lawrence test, all those with failing eyesight,
young or old, weak or strong, can be perfectly fitted here. Call and examine
ie,Y, [Who, J@lly,
And all other lines are complete, and as cheap as the cheapest place in the coutt-
ty. I have a few of those first-class PRUNES left, at 5c per lb, and a GREEN
TEA you should try, at 40c. per single lb, $1.75 for 5 Ib. Caddy, worth at least
50 cents per lb. 5 per cent discount for cash on all purchases of $1 and upward
GEO. NEWTON
LONDESBORO
FARMERS AND THRESHERS
('YLiNi)EI1
OILS
SEE 1'111')' TIIE RA11111,1.S ARI,; P,RANDI:1)
--- SHOULD USE
McCOL.I. BROS.
LARDINE OIL,
—AND-
---BOILER—
PUROER
McCOLL BR S.„
�.�AjlEt, JOIN -E, . - its°lire rte
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