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The Huron News-Record, 1889-12-11, Page 9• • • absent. if there is schism in the O system. at war with the teachinge of N s u m PT 1011, or it by making fur itself' a IN its first stages, can !be successfully checked by the prompt use of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Even in the later periods of that disease, the cough is wonderfully relieved by this medicine. "4 have used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral with the best effect in 'my practice. This .wonderful preparation once saved my life. I had a constant cough, night awetats, was greatly reduced 1n flesh, and given up by my physician. One bottle and a half of the Pectoral cured me:' -.4•. J. Eidson, M. D., Middleton, ' Tennegsee. "Several years ago I was severely 11.1. The doctors said I was in cousumption, and that they could do nothing for me, but advised me as a last resort, to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. After•taking this medicine two or three months I was cured, and my health remains good to the present day." -James Birohard, Darien, Conn. "Several years ago, on a passage home from California, by water, I contracted so severe a cold that for some days I was confined to my state -room, and a physician on board considered' my life in danger. Happening to have a bottle. of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, I used it freely, and my lungs were soon restored to 'a healthy condition. Since than I have invariably recommended this prep- aration.", -J. B. Chandler, Junction, Va. Ayer'sPectoralCheri'y PR$PAa5D BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. 11o1.1 by all Druggists. Price V;.ixbottlen,$L The fl uron News -Record 81.60 a Year -31.26 n Advance. 4§t' The Alta,, thea not dn•jus'tic' to his.buninesa who upe„dn less i,. adverlininu than 1,c dues in rent. -A. I'. Srewxar, the millionaire merchant of ,yew York. t!'cdnestlay. Dee. 11th 11S>`ia A JILTED (;ROOM, Some mouths ago it young man, the son of a well -to du farmer, in the county of Oxford, uear Salford became enamoured of the charms of a vivacious lied nut altogether un- attractive young lady in his neigh' boyhood and began paying her at. tentious, She reciprocated his at- tentions and the young elan grew very affectionate. He courted her hard- He courted (ler in dead earn- est. Ile surmounted all the obs tacles with which the course of true love is frequently ruffled, and the result was that he at last succeeded in eliciting the promise that she would he his very own fotever. The young man made the necessary arrangements, procured a wedding outfit, which included the necessary papers and doubtless the hymeneal circlet. Last Wednesday was the day uu which the happy event was to have taken place, but "the hest laid sclieules of mice sue wen gang aft al;lee," and the hopes and dreams of the lovelorn swain „were destined to remain just simply hopes and dreams. There appears to have been another suitor for the heart and hand of the fair but fickle' miuded maiden, and he, hearing of the state of affairs, mounted a horse and was soon by the side. of his adored imploring her to change her mind and take him instead ; and alas ! the rarity of constancy, even among the gentler sex, she did change her mind, and, bidding adieu to her quiet and cosy surroundings, she sallied forth in the darkness of Monday night, accompanied by suitor No. 2. The pair returned a few days later as smiling husband and wife. Of course suitor No, 1 is in a very unhappy mood, and, like all rejected (lovers, cannot under- stand why ho was left iu this fash- ion. To add to his mortification, he has a marriage license for which he has no use, and never will have, unless he strikes another "mash," and This is not likely, as he seems to be thoroughly sick of the whole business. 1` TIIE MAHTIX L,L'TIIEIt CLUB. In the Sherman Ifouse parlors, last Friday night, the Rev. 1)r. Sev- oringhaus read an interesting paper before the Martin Luther Society, conllioerd of the. English, German, and Scandinavian Lutheran minis to of Chicago. The following is a brief synopsis : \Vo aro friends, fellow religion- ists, and admirers of the great re- former. The name Lutheran, given in derision, has now become the honorable designation of trillions of Christians. As Luther was the first great leader of organized resistance t0 Ilotnaliiiin, and prominent in the revival of evangelical faith, hope and charity, which- followed the introduction of liberty of thought and an open Bible, it is proper that his name anti inldienre and work be perpetuated a i l kept in everlasting ra:tnomhrantm', do this effectively we Di- st the great doctrine of by faith, :t t'1,'4ht in ti1tures and revived linent in the preach - of llart.itt Ludor the Aug-Lingcou- iholieal writings, largely to the ro- iherty enjoyed by ;do of il:!, 'tr;r and \Vhile ever in favor of unity, we bt'lieve that t,utll is a heifer itlhrri• t.ance than C•vr•I uni'y till!! truth Christ and'11is apostles, subverting the simplicity of the gospel and in- troducing pagan doctrines, usages, and government. 1tome.teaehee than the relation of the. individual soul to Christ de- pends on its relation to an -intolerant 'hierarchy and its followers. .She has added to the sacraments, de- stroyed the 'apostolic order in the .early ministry and churches and elevated one of her ministers to a position which Christ, has reserved for Himself alone. Against all these pretensions and innovations it is our solemn duty to enter our protest until divine truth and condemna- tion of eulightened civilization under God 'shall effect a refornla tion. Among the first religious organizations of this city were Luth- eran churches and Synods. In forming this. society we do not cow• menoe a new movement agaillnt Rome, but rather an awakening to the consciousness of our importance in a city one-third of whose popu• lation is of Lutheran origin and as- sociation. With fifty-two congre- gations, two hospitals, one orphan asylum, and one theological semin- ary and four religious periodicals supported by our churches, we have a light to be recognized as among the evangelical forces of our city. We shall take pleasure in welcom- ing all who hold to -the great prin• ciples of the reformation of the six- teenth century to our fellowship and counsel. INTERESTING NE\VS ITEMS. -Bishop O'Dwyer, Limerick, has issued u pastotal letter for- bidding the clergy of the diocese to grant absolution to any person guilty of boycotting or pursuing the plan of campaign. The bishop rt - tains to himself alone the right to absolve such persons. -Alexander Montgomery, of San Francisco, who lately offered. $50,000 to the Presbyterian Theolo- gical Seminary, known es the San Francisco Theological Seminary, not. offers to increase that sun] to $250,000 on condition that another $50,000 bo raised for the same pur- pose. The seminary was founded in 1871. -The Toronto Globe is pleased because Mr. Mackenzie camp with- in fifty or sixty of getting half, the votes cast in Lambton on Monday. Well, since there is not much to be thankful for, the Globe is thank- ful for• what • is. The old par- son sent his hat round for a collec- tion and it carne back empty. "Brethren," said he, "I atm very thankful that I have got my hat back safe." —Robert Bonner has purchased the great three-year-old Sunol from Senator Stanford, of California, Sunol on Saturday last trotted a mile in the unparalleled time for a three-year-old of 2.10?r. Mr. Bon- ner's offer for Sunol was made and was accepted by Mr. Stanford be- fore she made this groat perform- ance. A Californian has since of- fered $250,000 for the animal. Verily there is money in trotters if one can only get the right kind. JUST FUR FUN. AUNT SUSAN'S BAD LUCK, h9a Harper's Bazar : Aunt Susan Turner (just returning front a visit). "D'ye mean ter say that 'Bial Simp- son's died 'n' ben buried since I ben gone ? Well, I never! It jest beats the Dutch how luck runs agin me ! I was sick, '11' lost Decoration Day. Jane '['1 i.m."'son sent for ate to nuss her when :,1 ariar bad her quilitin'. Fourth o' .fitly it up 'u' rained ;- 'n' now I've -lest 'Bial's funeral : 'n' I always set ••uch store by buryin's, too!" SLEEPY BUT LOGICAL. -Honest Mrs. 'l'amson, was awakened by a tremendous crash of thunder, which .was quickly follow- ed by vivid lightning and more thunder. Greatly excited by the ex!rerue violence of the storm, she shouted to her husband, saying :- 'Rime, rise quickly, John, for the last day has come.' John did not quite relish this disturbance of his sleep, but when he had wakened up sufficiently to comprehend the mat• ter, he said :-'lloot woman, lie still and sleep, wha ever beard o' the last day corrin' in the middle o' the nicht?' HE'D RATHER 11E A SCIIW'INDLER, -A. lawyer in Powers' building has a German client who brought hits a parcel of papers to look oyer, and the signature to each paper had a self-confessed criminality in it, as it stood. 'A. Schwindler,h*that didn't strike the legal gentleman as being the right thing, so he turned to his client and said :-'111r. SCh- windler, why don't you write your mune in some other way? 1 don't want people to think that you are a swindler. Write out your first naive in full."«ell, my dear sir,' said ,Tr. S., taking the per, to hand and writing 'Adan) Scliwiudler,' 'bow much better kb dot1' 'rite tiwyer decided Hutt a plain swindler a'14 better tliin Adam SChwindler, and didn't insist on a ehauge. • ONEY FOR WANTED —A good energetic Mall; or men, to sell our Fruit Trees, lto,ua, Shrubs, Ornamentals, etc, Permanent Euxploy• meat. Write at once fur terms, and secure choice of territory. We sell only first class stock, handsome outfit free. Address MAY BI(OTH• EltS, Nurserymen, Rochester, N.Y. 679,.81 • cs o Eba 'r`f�a&8.9k�il Y+ tWn� �•�m�'' �pwAe CQ p .W iyag°Ss't.�t�ramao GO aC a,. yeah° 6Pa6����i