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entrance ef a ratan wbo he theigItt,
wee deed had given hie rtervee.
The corrppendent gazed on
Tommy with Oerce 004010.
'You don't unileretand,he ie -
pealed; .well, ru 49911melte you,"
you miserable rufAIM tQ0 agernPt,
put your crintes .or on what you
believed to be a deed men'e should-
ers 1'
angrily, •de you think VM ea
much in he habit of committing
crimes that one olive out of MY
memory in a day or two I"
'Well, well 1' said the correspon-
dent. 'You bee from the statements
of both your wife and Mr. Buffer,
that s Criaie has teen comtnjtted;
and if it was mot committed by you
it muet, have been by somebody
'Surely,' mutteredelee using my name. Tommy to
Mrs, Tommy with horror. 'Good himself, as he again wiped hie fore i
'Yes, I suppose eo. Unless you
heavens, what' a men 1 He has head; 'surely, all this is committed it yourself.' a dream or
ruined my life and disgraced me delusion.' 'Now, uow, Smith, don't be
for ever, and this is the way he'its vicious.' expostulated the corres-
talks of it. Talks as if it were the oh, no, sir, it's Leither ;
ponder% 'I'm sorry if I have hurt
merest little iudiscretion ! Sir, downright fact,' cried the correspon-
such brutal levity is even more re-
pulsive than your crime. I tell
you now once for all that although
I will not give you to the police, as
I should, still never again ahall I
look iu your face. Good bye, and
good-bye for ever r
And without a moment's pause,
Mrs. Smith turned and rushed fran-
tically down the stairs; and before
Tommy could say or do anything,
she had disappeared from his
sight.
Well,' said Tummy to himself;
s het'*rued bek IMO his rOOM and
that the leer lethiud him : ' Well,
t have' always consistently main-
tained that all women are mad ; but
I'm blessed if I ever saw one so
utterly stark raving mad as Lily
appears to be. I didn't expect a
very fietteriug or agreeable reception
from her; but I never imagined she
Would go on like this, 'Ruined
:her f I disgraced her ; give me to
the policeSurely she is out of
ber senses or I am. By George !
it's just possible that it's I that era.
•After such a time as I have had of
it my wits may .be wandering, and
the whole thing may be a, dream or
a delusion. What between one
.thing and another I feel quite silly.
shouldn't be surprised if
I proved half out of my mind 1'
And Tomuiy walked over to the
mirror and began to examine his
features in it, to see if be could de-
tect any traces of insanity.
He was engaged iu this interest-
ing occupation when another knock
sounded on the door—a knock of
euch terrific violence that it made
him almost jump into the fireplace.
dent. 'I'm .here $11 right, and re
here to have this matter *settled. I
thought at first that there might
be some miatake, but your terror
shone that there is uone. I want,
to kbov, sir, what is the crime you
have perpetrated under my name
What is the • crime, sir, you have
attempted to escape from by putting
it on a supposed dead inan's should:
era 1 I demand to be told, sir, and
if you don't tell ,ntii this very mo-
ment, by Jupiter, I'll land you
over to the police 1'
While the correspondent was
addressing Tottlny thus, the barrio
ter was gradually recovering from
his fear ; and huger at the language
applied to him was rapidly gather-
ing in his bosom. By the time the
correspondent's tirade came to an
end, Tommy was in a parfect fury.
'Look here,' he said desperatoiy,
'I inay be wandering in my mind,
and you may be a hideous delusion,
but Pm blessed if I'll stand any
more abuse from anybody. My
wife has been here already this
morning pitching into me, and now
you come calling tne a ruffiau, and
talking about the .police. 1'11 stem'
no more, I teU you ; and anyboby
or anything that tries it on again
will better look out !'• .
TO show that he was' in earnest,
Tommy divested himself of his
coat, and began to roll up his .altirt
sleeves.
This domonstration of energy
and resentment had a °alining effect
upon the correspondent. He re-
garded Tommy for a few momenta
in silence. Then he spoke:
Heavens !' ho muttered to him-
self, as soon as he bad recovered his
equilibrium ; ' Heavens 1' there's no
delusion there ! She's tome back
again, I suppose madder than ever.
What the deuce is she hammering
the door with 1 She must have got
hold of a poker !'
And Tommy paused, and wonder-
ed and reflected.
' I don't think I ought to opeu
the door,' he said to himeelf. 'It is
not pleasant to have ber .hammering
at it like that ; but it's better than
having her sparring at me in here.
It's no agreeable thing to encotinter
a mad woman with a poker. Good
heavens, how strong she is 1' he ex-
clairced, as the tremendous knock-
ing was renewed. I always knew
she had muscle; but I never imagin-
ed she was up to the like of that.
There she goes again. By George,
if I don't open she'll bang the door
in 1 If any of the fellows are in
above, I'll be disgraced for life.
Just imagine what they'll think
when they see my wife battering at
the door with a poker or sotnething!
Good heavens, she's starting again !
I must open. HI, there,' he cried
out ; 'atop a minute ! I'll capitu
late ! I'll open the door !
With these words ho drew back
the bolt and opened the door!
When his eyes fell upon the person
who had knocked, his face became
ghastly pale, and his eyes started
almost from their sockets. He
staggered almost across the room,
and, when he carne to the wall, he
leant against it, weak with excite-
ment and fear. He raised his hand
to wipe the cold sweat off hie brow.
'Oh, heavens !' he muttered as he
did so ; it is as I feared. , My wits
are gone ! I've becotne subject to
bon ible delusions ! I'm a driveling
idiot.'
Meanwhile the person who had
knocked eo vigorously entered the
room. It was no other than
Torniny's double—The coriespou-
dent who was reported to have
been killed by the explosion at the.
French maneuvers.
The correspondent showed no
sign of surprise at Tommy's ob-
vious consternation. Ile looked just
as ho expected it. Not only so,
but he manifested no pleasure at
meeting his old friend again. On
the contrary, he gazed in a fierce
threatening way upon Tommy, as if
he had come to upbraid him for
some wrong or to charge him with
some crime,
So from his first words it appear-
ed he had.
your feelinge; but you must admit
that my mistake was only natural.
Let us think nu more about it; but
devote our attention to the queer
behavior of Boffer and your wife.'
Tommy was rather hot tempered ;
but no man was ever MOM appeas-
able. In his case the old maxim
invariably applied, and a soft ar •
ewer never failed to turn away 1..3
wrath. And now the correspon
dout's apology for having taken
him for a criminal was sufficient V
restore his good humor. Without
further parley he clubbed his with
with his friend's in the most affable
way, in order to try and discover
what could bo at the bottom of Mr.
Buffer's telegram and Mrs. Tommy's
recriminations.
Their efforts to solve this mystery
were not successful. Suggestion
after suggestion Was made, discussed
and rejected. After an hour or
more spent iu this way they were
as much iu the dark as ever.
'Well, well said Tommy at last
tired of fruitlesa guessing, 'I sup.
pose all we -can do is to go to Mr.
Buffer anedetnAnd an explanation.
It may only ba a trifle after all.
Both my wife and he are a little
aildicted to exaggeration. They
belong to the class that call a com-
mon assault blue murder.'
'Quite so,' replied the correspon-
dent. 'I shouldn't be surprised if
the whole thing turns out to be'
merely that they have discovered
the fraud we practiced upon them.'
shOuldn's be surprised; and
from the way my wife behaved I
should say that has been discovered.
weeder how it came outr
queried the correspondent.
'I don't know,' replied Tommy ;
'but out it is; and I have a strong
suspicion that that's all that's
wrong.'
, 'Well, if that's all that's wrong,'
said the correspondent, with a
dogged air, 'all I can say is, that
there will be trouble. Such a trifle
as that is no justification for such a
telegrani as this. Buffer will have
to fork out, I can tell you,if there's
nothing more various than that.
go round to the office at once and
demand an explanation.'
'You certainly should,' answered
.Tommy; 'and as I'm more or less
implicated, I'll go. with you if you
like.
'All right .let us start at once,
Buller will just be arriving at the
office abont this time.'
. Without further ado the two
Messrs. Smith started out'arin in
arm, to interview. the editor, and
discover from him the ground of
charges' preferred against tem.
'Well, he said, speaking in sooth-
ing tones, 'perhaps I have spoken
to hotly. At any rate, before we
come to blows about it, we had
better make the point in dispute
between us more definite.
'Very well,' said Tommy, care-
lessly, as he proceeded to turn down
his sleeves and put on his coat again
'I'm ready for anything. What is
it you want
'I want an explanation of thie,'
said the correspondent, taking a
telegram out of his pocket. 'I
suppose you know that just the day
before I was to leave the French
maneuvers I, by some blunder or
others was reported as among those
killed by the explosion of an am-
munition wagon. Well, I hoard
nothing of it till the next day,
when I at once telegraphed to old
Buffer of the Comet that it was
wrong, and that I was starting that
evening for England. To my sur-
prise and horror I received this
reply.' And he handed the tele-
gram he had taken from his pocket
to To to re y.
It was from the editor of the
Comet to the correspondent, and its
contents were as follows :
'Everything is discovered. If
you come home it will be my duty
to have you arrested and tried for
your disgraceful crime.'
'You miserable scoundrel 2' he
began, 'you did not expect to see
me alive, did you 1'
'No, Smith,' answered Tommy,
iu a faltering voice, 'I' thought you
were dead,'
'But you Rao I'm not,' cried the
correspondent. `No, I have come
back, you see, when you least ex-
pected me: I have come back to
demand an explanation from you ;
and, by Jupiter, I'll have it, too 1'
`I—I don't quite understand,'
said Tommy, striving to recover
from the shock which the sudden
onsipatiOfl
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confirm, rather than cure, the evil.
4yer'a being wild, effective, and
engtbentng their ectienare gene*
ally recommended by the faculty as the
best ot aperients. .
"Having been subject, for years, to
constipation, without being able to find
much relief, I at last tried Ayer's Pills.
I deem it both a duty and a pleasure
to testify that I,have derived great ben-
efit from their use. or over two years
past I have taken one ot these pills
every night before retiring. I would. not
willingly be without them." — G. W.
Bowman, 26 Best Malt et., CaxlIsle, Po.
"1 have been taking Ayer's Pills and
using them in may family aince 1857, and
cheerfully recommend thous to all in
need of a sate but effectual cathartic."
—John M. Boggs, Louisville, Hy.
"For eight years I was afflicted with
constipation, which at last became eo
bad that the doctors could do no more
for me. Then I began to take Ayer's
Pills, and soon the bowels recovered
their natural and regular action, so that
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" Having used Ayer's Pills, with good
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Well 'I' said Tommy, when he
had read this.
'Well,' continued the correspon-
dent. rill it r awkwardly, 'I couldn't
understaiel what he was driving at;
so, whet; r reached Paris, I went to
your lo4 .,gs to see if you knew
anything about it. As you were
my double. 't occured to the that it
might rei.. to something you had
done. When I reached your Paris
lodgings 1 found that you had sud-
denly and unexpectedly left them.
That looks suspicious; and when
joined to your terror at seeing me
this morning, and otheNthings, I
came to the conclusion that you
were trying to shield yourself be
hind mo.'
'Well,you were tnistaken,' replied
Tommy sententiously.
'What did you do in Paris 1'
asked the correspondent.
'Nothing—except enjoying
self in a mild way.
'And you cannot explain
telegram 1'
'No; no morn than I call explain
my wife's conduct this morning.'
'What 1' said the correspondent
suspiciously ; 'has she, too, been
charging you with a crime 1'
'Yes, she has,' answered Tommy.
`She came here this morning and
began talking to me about nie being
a criminal, and her duty being to
inform the police, and all that sort
of nonsense. Well, I cap stand
a good deal of that kind of thing;
but my patienpe gave way, and I
became vexed.
'Hum, yes; quite nataral, I sup-
pose,' asid the correspondent, in a.
reflective way. Then, after a pause
he asked Tommy 'Now you're
quite slue you did nothing wrong
since you went to Franco with mei'
ruy-
this
Ayer's Pills,
PIMMAIIIID IT
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lois% Mese.
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers In Mulleins.
the statement of the two women
who both claim to be your wife,
and who have their marriage colifi-
caws to , show, in plod of their
claim.'
The currespeudent and Tummy
gazed at one (mother iu silent
horror.
'ft is a fool conspiracy to ruin mne !'
cried ihe eorrespondent, passion
Atelv. 'It is destitute, ot even the
shadow of a foundation.'
'Very welt,' replied the editor,
'you can tell that to the ningit-trate.
'May I ask,' intervened Tommy,
'how you come to hear these Iwo
ladies, who claim to be my friend's
wives 1'
'Certainly,' replied Mr. Buffer.
'When he was reported dead, both
came here to make iuquiriee.
They chanced to come knit at the'
same time, heard each Other's name
and we had a terrible and most
painful scene between them.'
'Did they give their addresses 1'
'asked Tommy.
'Yes, they did,' replied the editor.
'I cannot just now give them exactly
but one came, I remember, from
Chamberwell, and the other from
Norwood.'
Tommy all of a sudden burst into
a roar of laughter. He flung him-
self into a chair, and holding his
sides, shouted with merriment.
The editor and correspondent
looked on in amazement' and indig-
nation.
'Really,' said the editor, sternly,
this is a niost tine:lenity exhibition.'
'Pardon me, qr,' said Tommy,
-trying to control his laughter, 'but
really,,I can't help it. Don't you
see the joke, Smith V
'No, I don't,' replied the corres-
pondent sourly.'
'Why, man, it was your wife and
mine that called. They thought
you and I were the oue person 1'
'By Jove ! Of course ! exclaimed
the sorrespondent:
'Let me explain the blunder, sir,'
said Tommy to the editor. 'I
wanted a little holiday, without my
wife's knowing it. My friend here.
thought ho saw a way of helping me
to it. ilia name happens to be the
same as mine—Tom Sniith--and
he'received your letter appointing
him as correspondent, he suggested
that I should take it home, show it
tu Inv %rife. and d clare that I was
OR) Tont Smith it pointed. I did
so ; and all went well till the blun-
der about the explosion. Since
then we have both suffered much
from explosions of different kind.
Sir, you see the tnistake we made.
When my friend and [ became, one
we forgot that our wives remained
two, and so that our amalgamation
laid us open to a suspicion of big-
amy.'
At first, the editor was incredul-
ous ; but Tommy, by dipt of elo-
quence and the ,evidence of several
acqnaintances, convinced him. Mr.
Buffer was a kindly,jovial fellow at
heart, and neonly did be forgive
the use that ha7-1, been made of his
letter, but lie consented to become
peacemaker between the Messrs
Smith and their respective wives.
Mrs. Tommy had, 118 yet, no sus-
picion of the deception that bad
been played upon her; and by the
editor's advive, she was not enlight-
ened. He telegraphed for her and
the correspondent's wife, and ex-
plaining that, by some extraordinary
blunder, two of his staff who hap-
pened to have the same name had
become comfused together, ho intro-
duced the two ladies to their respec-
tive husbands. The husbands now,
in their turn, pit on an injured air
and complained bitterly of their
wives' want of charity in believing
them capable of Ruch incredible
wickedness as bigamy. The poor
ladies were quite conscience stricken
andlimplored pardon most piteously.
After a little hesitItion, this was
generously granted.
Mr. Tommy Smith has over since
been congratulating himself on hia
unexpected escape out of an awk-
ward mess, and is resolved never
again to indulge in- the luxury of a
Stolen Holiday.
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CHAPTER III.
The correspondent was right in
his guess that the editor would be
just reaching the Comet office about
the time the two Smiths left,
Tomm)'s chambers. He had, in
fact, just 'taken his seat in his
sanctum when the office boy an-
nounced the correspondent's arrival
and his desire to see Mr. Buffer.
'Send him in at once, said Mr.
Buffer.
In a moment the co/respondent
tnade his appearance, accompanied
by Tommy.
'Good morning,' he said to the
editor, who surveyed him with a
stern countenance. 'I have juet
reached London 'this morning and
have lost no' time in coming to you
with my legal friend here, to de-
mand an explanation of this out-
rageouely libelous telegram of yours.
Hero he produced the telegram, and
laid it on the editor's desk. 'I
suppose,' he added, 'you do not
deny you dispatched it to mo 1'
'I do not,' replied Mr. Buffet,
briefly.
'What is your justificalion for RI'
asked the correspondent.
'I have ample justification,' re•
plied the editor.
'Tell mo it, then,' cried the cor-
respondent, angrily. 'You say in
it that you will have me arreeted
and tried on a criminal charge.
'What is the charge 1'
The editor looked in silence on
the correspondent for a moment.
Then he smiled contemptuously.
'Mr. Smith,' he satd, 'your indig-
nation and ignorance are well acted.
You know what the charge is as
well as I do. It is neither more,
nor less than bigamy.
'Bigamy !' exclaimed the corres-
pondent, in amazement and horror.
'Yes, bigamy,' said the editor.
Tho correspondent was so aston-
ished that for some moments ho
knew not what to say. At hat he
found his tongue:
'Monstrous I absurd 1' he ex-
claimed. 'The thing is preposter-
ous—laughable. On what grounds
do you make , such a charge—so
utterly unfounded a charge—against
me 7
'On very good grounds, indeed,'
'Why, hang. it I' cried Tommy, replied the editor, calmly. 'On
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•
Having bought out JosErn VANSTONA,
in Goderich, we are now prepared to fur
nisi), on reasonable" terms,
HEADSTONES AND MONUMENTS.
GRANITE A SPECIALTY.
We are prepared to sell cheaper than any
other firm in the county.
Parties wanting anything in this lino will
find it to their interest to reserve their
orders for us.
ROBERTSON:k:BELL.
May 176, 1888. 392-3m
Royal Black Preceptor! 315,
Black .Knights of Ireland,- •
Meets in the Orange Hall, Gode-ich, the This
Monday of every month. , Visiting Knights alwayl.
made welcome.
JAMES WELLS, Preceptor, tiaitro-d P 0
W 11 MURNEY, Registra-, Goderich P 0 -
CLINTON KNIGHTS OF LABOR
1,-/ Rooms, third flat, Victoria block. Reguir
meeting every Thursday evening at 8 o'cloe
sharp. Visiting Knights made welcome.
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FOR FIRST CLASS,
HAIRCUTTING AND SHAVINC.
Go to A. E. EVANS, FASHIONABLE
BAIII3ER, 2 doors east Of NEWS•RECORD of-
fice. Special attention riven to LADIES t
AND CHILDREN'S aireuttiug.
POMPADOUR HAIRCUTTING A SPECIALTY.
IlifORRINED
FOR SALE.
HE SUBSCRIBER offers for sale four eligible
Building Loba fronting on Albert Street; also
two fronting on Rattenbury Street; either en
bloc or in separate lots, to suit purchasers. For
further particulars apply to the undersigned. -E.
DINSLEY, Clinton. 1382iftr "
11011aROPERTY FOR SALE OR
RENT.—Advertisers will find "The
News -Record" one of the best mediums
in the County of Huron. Advertise in
"The News-Recerd"- The Double Circulation
Talks to Thoueands. Rotes ae low as any.
1.1
J. C. STEVENSON,
Furniture Dealer, &c.
THE LEADINC UNDERTAKER AND
FUNERAL DIRECTOR.
Opposite Town Hall, • Clinton, On
SALE 131I,LS.-The
News Record has un•
surpassed facilities Inc
turning out first-class
work nt low rates. A
free advertIsenif nt In
Tho News Record with
every set of sale bills.
THE KEY TO HEALTH.
4DOCIS.I801
Unlocks all the doggy() ;,*; -.; is of tile
Bowels, Kidneys and carrying
off gradually without weakening 1y,terd,
all the impurities and foul him c,f the
secretions ; at the same time Correcting
Acidity of the Stomach, caring Bii
ousness, Dyspepsia, Headaehes, Diz-
ziness, Heartburn, Constipation.
Dryness of the Skin, DrOpsv, Dim-
ness of Vision, Jaundice, Salt 'Mourn,
ErYsfpelas, Scrofula, Fluttering of
the Heart, Nervousness.and Generoi
Debility.; all these and many other simi-
lar Complaints yield to the happy influence
of BUR 00 BLOOD BIT/SRO.
Sample Bottles 10c ; Regulax size $1.
For sale by all dealers.
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