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The Huron News-Record, 1889-09-25, Page 2n ' ?4 s l tt rt'c as► l t.0,zt ' rro In rd a1in d emailnemietle 1r;vot Yatte rY418nu. given' pout meat consent. re - 'Every Wpdtleadbq Mornifg yeat 01018110age .and teaching of -=nR-- Holy' Vlrritr It is a lamentable `w' 4Nitk J 8t 0OA., thing that, in order to expose and refute the 1tlariolatry so grievously axT T4PPa • a p, = prevalent in the Runtish Comntun- P4WER PRESS PRINTING NOUSE, iou, the lecturer, Dr. Fulton, should Ontario Sieger. Clinton. speak in terms which cputrediet she •1.40 a Year -41..25 in Advance, iuferenoe only, but directly impugn the vital doctrine of tho Incarnation. The proprietors:ofTuEboneeiceNews, But it is also deeply to bo regretted having purchased the business and plant that you should have allowed such of THE Hearne RECORD, will in future statements to pass without rebuke or ublisb the amalgamated papers in Mitten, sorrel. nder the title of "THE Hugest News. p REOOAD." „I hope you will take some op - Clinton is the most prosperous townie porttinity of publicly repudiating very letter of Scripture, end .not • by WesternOntario, is the seat of considerable the lecturer a revolting statements, manufacturing, and the centre of the finest which must give much offence to gricultural beaten in Ontario. all pious believers. It is amazing The combined circulation of THE NEWS that they should have been received Beene exceedsthat of ut•o therefore, unsurpassed as an advertising 'mother with applause, by an aud- liahed in the d Gunty o f H� nperlttis, on one occasion with laughter, on .medium. lance professing stud calling theta t ' j ates of advertising liberal, and selves Christians. furnished on application. "Permit me to say the position eerParties making contracts for a speei- taut you occupy as a leader of a be chargedirfull rates make it, in my ;opinion, incumbent lied time, whodie xpirynf the►rade, wi - oousiderable art in Brf hton t b f the expiry of the same will party g Advertisements, without instructions as uu you to disavow any agreement to apace and time, will be lelf to the judg• with the etatement of Dr. Fulton ment of:the compositor in the pisplay, in- serted it riming the person olid character until forbidden, measured by a scale of . solid nonpareil (le lines to. the. of the Virgin Mary, for I o,nuot inch), and charged 10 cents a line for first suppose that you share his sent! - ;,:genion and S cents a line for each cab- ,meets in this respect. Such a de cequent insertion. Orders to discontinue clitration on your part is due to the Wiyertivements pJg8t Ise in writing. ' many who look up to you for teach- Notices set as REAnitra MATTpn, ing and guidance" I am, Rev. (measured by a scale of solid Nonpariel, 12 lines to the inch) charged at the rate of and, dear air, faithfully yours. 10 rents a line for each insertion. R. C10ESTR. • JOB WORK. We have one of the best appointed Job Offices westvof Toronto. Our facilities iu this depad iiant enable us to do all kinds of work=from a calling card to a mammoth poster, in rite ,best styto ; known. to the craft, and at the lowest, possible rates Orders by Mail proinptly. attended to. ,Address The News -Record, Clinton. Ont The Huron News -Record 81.50 a Year—$1.26 In Advance. Or The man does not do Puttee to his business :oho spends less ►n advertising than he does in rent. IA. T. STEWART, the millionaire merchan of .New York. Wednesday. Sept, 25th, 1889 "THE REV. J. G. GREGORY," AMERICAN TALK ABOUT. CANADA. 'The Americans cant do without Canadian coal and they want the Canadian markets to sell their. pro- duce in. If we giye theta the whole earth they will give us a couple of bucketfuls and call it recoprooity. The United States sonata com- mittee on the relations with Canada began its public heariugs iu Boston last week. Representative E. A. Morse, of Canton, addressed the committee. He said he did nal think it profitable for the United States and Canada to retain an army of revenue officers ou each side of a line 3,000 miles long. DR. FULTON AND THE VIRGIN. No little surprise was felt when the news reached this country that the Rev. Dr. Fulton, who is well known in Canada, had said, at a public meeting at Duine, Eng., that the "Virgin Mary was not much of a virgin." Ae the Rev. J. G. Gre- gory, Incumbent of Emmanuel Church, Brighton, president at the meeting, and did not rebuke. Dr. Fulton, but on the countrary per- mitted laughter to be- indulged without a protest, the Bishop of Chichester has addressed the follow- ing letter to him.— Chichester, Aug. 29, 18$9. "REVEREND AND DEAR SIR : At a public meeting in the Dome ou Aug. 16, you being in the chair, Dr. Fulton, whom yon introduced, is reported to have said, 'that the Virgin Mary was not much of a virgin."This provoked laughter. On reading this profane utterance I was shocked, but I hoped that the lecturer might have been misunder stood or misrepresented. But at a meeting at Fishergate on Aug. 21, Dr..Fulton admitted the accuracy of the report of his address as to this particular point, and proceeded to justify it by a process of illustra tion even worse than the original statement. • and. Chet• they were figurine .Ooufd- " thoe of . a. n entl'�!,.upolii.. the .extra e al'iundence•,Qf oiAtYWhieh 0-414. o. all the ironinakl,pg they w1044 k4 do -in' i esv England.. Ido wait in laver of a reciprocity treaty, and if a more sweeping commercial union could be negotiated. with Canada later on, very good. Fx-Governor William Clafton, epeakiug for'tbe shoe and leather industry, said that that industry was largely in favor of reciprocity with Canada. The idea that the re- moval of the duty on hides had anything to do with the export of leather was fallacious. The people of New England were generally favorable to closer relations with Canada. Canadians who came here made good citizens. He did not think the removal of the tariff on manufactured cotton geode would drive that iuduetry out of New England. It might have done so at one time, but the effect now would be to reduce the wages of our operatives to a level with those in Europe. Osborne hows, jr., secretary of the Boston underwriters' union, said that the underwriters desired reciprooity with Canada because large profits. were derived from com- mieeioo %JOU the ailt9tlnt Of busi- ness transacted in that country. ENGLISH AS SHE 18 SPOKEN. For the benefit of those about to cross the Atlantic for the first time I have pleasure in giving a fe w of the more useful words and phrases iu both the English and the American languages. It is not my object ter offer an extended dic- tionary which would pi•bvit bUn1'- bersome, but a mere shortlist which will prevent any misunderstanding on the other Fide, and which no t•raevler eltould be without.. AMERICAN. ENGLISH. Full, Screwed. Suspenders, Braces. Chemist's shop. Drug store, Tailor, Lavatory. Ase. Tt. Bobarby, Bob. Tanner. Biscuit. If Canada would conform its pro- tective tariff to ours and consent to a just. adjustment of the fishery difficulty he would favor a reciproci- ty treaty. The interstate commerce law he considered most unjust to American railroads, driving business away to parallel lines in Canada. Something must be done to protect ourlrailroods from Canadian competi- tion. New England must increase her own food supply and' tier manu- facturers must be nearer their market mud' places of coneumption. S. P. Hibberd, of the chamber of commerce, said he came from Can- ade twentyfive years ago and he bo- lieved the reciprocity then in force was better for both nations than anything in force since. He believ- ed in annexation and would oppose any policy to hinder such consum- tnation. He believed the general opinion iu Canada was that the ex- tension of commercial interests would soon lead to annexation. Cabadian rbads gave Boston better service than Americau. B. F. Dutts, of Boston, said all the fishing interests of Boston had been in favor of reciprocity. Can- ada had much to give in return, as 99 percent of the fish brought to American ports by American vessels were stolen front .1 the three-mile limit, and American fishermen must have Cauedian bait. "Now, I do not presume to in- terfere with your freedom of action, or to en -oration your right to attend or preside over any meeting, and though I may widely differ from your controversial statements and arguments, and atilt more froth- the tone and spirit of the lecturer's ad- dresses, I should not think it my duty to offer any, obsorvatiens on the coarse you have thought fit to pursue. Tl:e inspection of religious houses, under proper authority, and with due safeguards in order to prevent alleged abuses, may. very reasonably be asked from Parlia- ment, and that was the special object of the meeting iu the Dome. "But when a fundamental doc- trine of the Christian faith is open- ly assailed in your presence, I bold it to bo your duty to stand up for the faith as it is in Jesus and to re- buke the gainsayer. Now, the lec- ture in attacking, and I must say, vilifying the Virgin Mary did, in fact, attack the Incarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ as Holy Scripture presents it. The whole scheme of man's redemption mete on the In - cat nation of our Lord Jesus Christ, • and of that Incarnation, the greatest of all mysteries, the Virgin Mary was the pure and holy channel. God sent forth his Son made of a woman, but that woman, according to prophecy, a virgin. The word was made flesh,' but in a now - and Strange way in the womb of the Vir- gin Mary by the operation of the Holy Ghost. "The history of the Annuncia• tion is most precise. The creeds and formularies of the church, of Fool, Chippie, Cop, Shilling, Sixpence, Cracker, Lumpkin, Yokel. Overgaiters, Spats. Overcoat, Top coat or great • coat. High silk hat, Topper. Derby hat, Bowler. Reel good-time, Capital fun. Set'em up again, Lezzavanother. I .think a dollar 1 Do you take me t too much, s for a bloody f Vanderbilt 4 Keep a stiff up- }Keep your pock- per lip, 1 er up. FO!? ou 3rORIe-READM0 Aideu Spears thought annexation the best solution of the problem and commercial union the next boat, but though both wereleimpracticable at present. He thought the re- enactment of the treaty of 1854 eliminating fish would be to the edvantage of both countries. Mr. Speare gave statistics to show -ilea advantage that would accrue from making coal and pig iron free. He pronounced agaiust the last fishery treaty and advocated retaliatory measures. • T. Jefferaou Coolidge, represent- ing the Antoskage manufacturing company of Manchester, N. H., said he was largely interested in the cotton manufacturing industry. Since the abrogation of the reciproci- ty treaty his company had made no sales in Canada, but when it was in effect they made sales there. He thought any interference with Cana- dian roads wo il:l be a misfortune to New Euglaud. His company would have to send its goods by way of Now York at additional ex- pellee,- which, with the small profits now realized, could not be sustained by new . England iutreai's. He believed in the scheme of a zolivere- in. A S'l.pZBN HOLIDAY, cniAPTER• 1, 'Carew,' TomunY Smith used to ray, ' are like blessings ; they some- times come in disguise.' When he raid thin he" was thinking of his marrjaga. Tommy Smith was a youthful barrister without fortune end with- out practice. Previous to bis mar- riage ha had earned a precarious livelihood by writing for the press; since he had had a wife he had lived very comfortably on her in- come. Still at times he regretted, or pretended to regret, the old days. Then, as he was accustomed to say, he might occasionally have to go without his dinner ; but he always bad his fill of liberty—a thing which, since hie marriage, be cer- tainly had enjoyed to an extremely liiatited exteut. Ah, my friends,' he used to say to his old chums of an evening, as he prepared to start for the domes tic hearth, ' Ah, my Mende, believe me, there's nothing in this world can compensate a man for having to go home for his tea.' Though Tommy was, no doubt, kept pretty strictly at home, still he contrived—during the day, if not during the evening—to see a good deal of hie former associates. On the plea of attempting to work up a practice at the bar, be induced his wife to consent to hie retaining chembere at the Temple. To theee he wended his way every morning, and there he spent many a pleseant hour, chatting over old tithes with old cronies who dropped iu to have a glees of wino with their prosper- ous friend. Mrs. ' Smith knew nothing, ofthese little diversions, and Tammy, well aware that she re- garded his friends of his 'bachelor days with suspicion and dislike, took good care thatehe should know nothing of them. Pin so tired, I'rn knocked out. • ORIENTAL JUSTICE. • Dr. Henry M. Scudder relates a case of oriental justice that could hardly be outdone for sharp and subtle discriminations. Four men partners in business, bought some cotton bales. That the rats might not destroy the cotton, they pur chased a cat. They agreed that each of the four should own a particular leg of the cat ; and each adorned with beads and other orna- ments the leg thus apportioned to hitn. The cat, by an accident, injured one of its legs. The owuer of that member wound about it a rag soaked in oil. The cat, going too near the fire, set the rag on fire, and, being in great pain, rushed in among the cotton bales where she was accuetomed to hunt rats. The cotton thereby took fire and was burned up. It was a total loss. Tho three other partners brought an action to recover the value of the cotton against the fourth part- ner who owned the particular leg of the cat. The judge examined the case and decided thus :—"The leg that lead the oil rag on was hurt ; the cat could not use that leg—in fact, it held up that log and .rau with the other three legs. The throe unhurt legs therefore carried the tiro to the cotton, and are alone culpable. The injured leg is not to be blamed. Tho three partners who owned the three legs with which the cat ran to the cotton will pay the whole value of the bales to the partner who was the proprietor of the injured leg." Hon. Jonathan Lano, represent- ing the Beaton merchants' associa- tion, thought commercial union would bo of advantage to both coun- tries. He believed it would bo a good thing if the custom houses from tho Atlantic to the Pacific could be abolished. Horace P. Toboy, treasurer of the 'Tremont nail works of Wareham, Raid they built their hopes of future existence upon the use of coal that cones from the Canadian Provinces tbiere'1 41104 4 Buffer -0Q e.d.ito.r, -. ' knows Of m isthat Ina Puroalaetr.. `. and •i:?$ ed Thomas Smith,' ftalle Tpipmy rellectea for a moment,. 'Perhaps she might want to come' with me,' he said, at Lust- ' Pooh 1 pooh 4' replied Mr. Smith, ' you must put your foot down on that. Tell her that life in it French camp is a frightful thing for .a lady --that you couldn't hear of her being in such a place.' If qhs by any accident found the trick out, said Toniuty, doubt- fully, 'there would be the deuce to pay' ' But she can't dad it out,' re- plied Mr. Snaith ; ' that's simply out of the question. To tell you the truth I believe it's far more likely to do you good with her than harm. If you ouly managed the thing properly—•tell her a few crania, you know, about being tired doing nothing, and wanting to make a name for yourself, and the good it is likely to do you in your profession—she'll swallow it all— she'll think you're a regular hero.' ' But then,' said Tomrny, ' I would not be admitted to the camp, the French authorities would not give passes he two correspondents from the Comet.' One bright summer morning Tommy was sitting solitarily in the chambers, wishing he had some- body to talk to, or something to do. when an old acquaintance ' and namesake dropped in. Mr. Tom Smith, the new comer, was a journ- alist who, having been for some time past out of employment, had called rather frequently on Tommy, chiefly for the purpose of effecting small loans. To -day his errand was different and more pleasant; it wee to inform his friend that he had at last obtained an appointment. The editor of the Comet had commis- sioned hien to goto the south of France and there witness and re- port upon certain army manoeuvers which were about to take place. Mr. Tom Smith knew as much about military affairs as . he did. about the mucic of the spheres; but he bad full confidence in his own power of writinga series of brilliant articles on the manoeuvers. ' By George,' said Tommy to his namesake, when he had heard his news, '1: envy you. What wouldn't I give to be able to spend a week rollicking about the south of France in this splendid weather 1' —A serious affray, which will in ell probability terminate fatally, took place in Ingersoll. John Devereux and Jante.e I) •Taney were going home together, both being pretty heavily laden with intoxi- cants, when Dovereux mode- a slighting remark about Delaney's sister. Delaney lost his temper and struck at his ootupanion with a sickle which he was carrying, but did not, however, touoh hint. Devereux thereupon gave unfortunate man a kick i stomach,, which rendere insensible, and while in t dition, it is charge peatedly en t head. was removed by neighbors to his home and Dr. McKay, M. P. 1'. immediately sumtnoned, but up to the time of writing he had not rocovred consciousness, and no hope is entertained of his recovery. Devereux was immediately arrested and placed in the lock-up. he th e hint t con• int re• )elanoy ' Oh, that's easily arranged,' ans- wered the journalist. ' You needn't go to the maneuvere at all. You enjoy yourself at Paris. It will be very jolly just now with the exhi- bition and all that; and I'IL-eend for you to your wife a telegram from the camp each morning, saying that you haven't time to write and all's well." 'Tommy bad nut at flrat been alto- gether taken With the project, but this lata t;ousaideration—this pros - eat dl' a fortnight's holiday in Arle--was too much for him. With some hesitation Ile accepted the letter from the , editor of the Comet, and with it in his pocket and a Nutter at his heart, turned his face homeward, where the wife of his bosom was awaiting him. When he informed Mrs. Smith that he had been appointed special correspondent of the Comet at the French maneuvers, she appeared in- credulous. When he showed her the editor's letter she was quite up set. At first she would not bear of his going away. Then she calmed down a little and consented to it on her being permitted to go with him. It was only atter a long. struggle that she abandoned this ground, and consented to his going alone on condition that he was away not longer than a fortnight, and that every morning he sent her a tele- gram. The next day Tommy started for France. Mrs. Smith was too much upset to see him off. ' At Charing Cross he met his namesake, and together they traveled, to Nile.There they parted ' company, the journalist going south to report on the maneuvers, Tommy remaining in Paris to enjoy the many pleasures of that gaycapital. reepcgttdeuk +af 4-10 ';C ij a read, • AHaFTER e ie An1ong flhcll 'Totttttiy '81001,1% t'eatf ifs: annoulCeM+114 of th dp'rt' 9044- eut's death he wee doubly horrified, Ile was hu.rrilied at the poor fel- low's fate, :and he. wee, if possible, - even more herritied' t his owe eituatiuu, 'l'he slecepLiuit he 14 practiced ou hite wile inuet.ttow,bei laid bare, no further concealment wait posaiklc, - All bit [;QI,ld do 'vas two"t0 En,tl std' witit the -great - eat expedition, and humbly make a full coufession to her, and implore. her forgiveness. It was not a pleas- ant task, but it cuu,d not be siau k- ed. The °ext utoriting he peeked his. portmanteau and started hotittvard His intention WAS, ou arriving at Chariug Cross, to go straight to �y Norwood, see his wife, and have: the ordeal over as sown as possible. 'hat was his iuteation when he started, hut by the time he• had reached Charing Cross it had alter- �. ed. His courage, strong enough in Paris, had quite disappeared iu Londou ; so, after much heeitatiuu, he deterutiued to pass that night iu. the Temple, and put off his exptaRls- tion with his wife till the next morning, when he hoped his nerve• would bo restored. Why not come with me 1' asked the pressman. ' Como with you !' repeated Tom- my, in amazement. Don't you know that I'm a married man 1' '.Well, so am I,' answered the pressman. ' Ab, but you're different; re- plied Tommy. ' You're off on busi- ness. I only wish I had some busi- ness like it to get me a little liberty.' And Tommy sighed. The pressman reelected in silence for a moment. Then he said : Why don't you pretend to have business 1' Eh 1 1 don't understand you, re- sponded the startled Tommy. Well, listen, and yon soon will,' said the pressman. ' A little device has just occurred to me that will get you a pleasant holiday, if you like to use it. By an extraordinary coiucidence, we both possess the uncommon cognomen of Smith ; not merely Smith, but Thomas Smith. Now look, this letter from the editor'—end he drew out the letter of appointment from his pocket—' is addressed simply to Thomas Smith, Esq. Now, prune facie, that applies as much to you as to tee. Why not take it home with you and tell your wife that it does apply to you? Tell her, in fact, that you have been appointed, pro tem., a special correspondent of the Comet, and that you must leave at once for the south of France. There would be nothing improbable about it. Sho knows you were at journalism before you married. And then you can draw the long bow about the honor and dignity of the appointment. She knows no- thing about it, and will quite be- lieve you.' Tommy enjoyed himself thorough- ly. Ile knew Paris well, and loved it better ; and now he had a more favorable opportunity than he ever had had before of experiencing all ite delights. Hitherto when there, he either had too little cash or too tittle freedom. Now he had as much as ho desired of both ; and this unusual state of affairs enabled itim to attain to something like idle bliss. The days flew past on 'golden wings. Without a care to trouble him, or a want unsatisfied, Mr. Tommy Smith spent his time loung- ing about the pleasant boulevards, sipping .coffee in the cafes, dining in luxurious state, frequenting the theaters, and reading the Cornet. The last was hie only serious duty, and it must be admitted that he did not neglect it. He always remem- bered that when he returned to the wife of his bosom he should have to pass himself off as the writer of the articles descriptive of the maneuvers, and so he felt that it would be well to know what those articles contained. Accordingly, every night herongoing for dinner, he Made it a rule to purchase a copy of the Comet, while over his diener he read and re react all that was said iu it of the French army maneuvers. • Rolling himself in his travelling. rug, he stretched himself un the sofa in his chambers. There be spent a miserable, sleepless night, snob as it seldom before had been. his hard lot to endure. Morning had come. Ile had got up and dressed. audwas prepar- ing, with a doleful heart, to set out.. for Norwood, when a knock ,sound -- ed on the oak. ' Who can this be. V he 'asked himself, in surprise. '• It's vacation. time ; and besides eveii utne knows,. or thinks I'm out of town. 1 won- der who it can be 1' A second knock sounded." Feeling very .uncomfortable—for he had guilty forebodings that the summons meant sumethiug uupleas- aut—Tommy went to the door. To his amazement and consternation, the per'sou knocking was his wife ! ' Su you're not dead,' she said, quite gully. Evidently rhe had found out the deception, and knew that the person who had really perished was not her husband. No, dear,' answered Tommy meekly, in silence, uncertain ap- parently what more to say ; while Tommy still, feeling very guilty ;and still more uncomfortable. Aren't, you glad' I'm not dead, dear4' he at last ventured to in- quire. By George !' exclaimed Tommy, breathless with excitement at his friend's startling proposal. I "think it wonld work very easily,' said the journalist, • ' But when I'm away she might fin 1 out the deception,' objected 'Ifo ` No, I'm. not,' answered - Mrs. Tommy fiercely. Tommy gave a start of Terror. This reception was even worse than he had anticipated. Both husband and wife remained silent for a few seconds after'this little outburst ; but Mrs. 'Tommy was only gathering her strength together in order- to express her opinions with due precision and emphasis. Tommy knew that. He had seen her do it before. .It was a pretty, deliberate little way she had. He "waited with fear anti trembling till the storm should be- gin. At last it started. `You're a ruffian, sit; a scoundrel," she Said, speaking slowly and de- liberately. ` I've just come to telt you that—' ''How very considerate !' inter- rupted Tommy, who felt that he, must put on .a bold face. Nearly a fortnight had elapsed, and Tommy was anticipating with regret the speedy termination of his stolen holiday. Seated at his din- ner, he was turning over the pages of the Comet, which, as usual, he had purchased for his day's study, wheu his eye caught a paragraph which made him start. As he glanced over it, his face turned ghastly pale, Calling for a. glass of braudy, he hastily drank it; and then, to make sure that he was not mistaken, he read the paragraph carefully through the second time. There could be no odoubt as to its meaning. It ran as follows :— ' FRLNOrl ARMY MANEUVERS. ' DREADFUL EXPLOSION. Tuesday Morning.—This morn- ing an arninunition wagon of the c ru defence force exploded with fearful Tommy. violence, killing. several eoldie►s ' How 1' said Mr, Smith. and civilians ' She might make inquiries at fty. who were in its vtciu- the Cornet office.' ' Later.—It is announced that Well what could they tell her iSir. Thomas Smith, special} cot - ' I've just come to tell you that,' repeated -Mrs. Tommy, ' before -I give you to the police.' ''lb the polies•!: exclaimed Tont- my, iu amazenlent. T. Yes to the police,' repeated Mrs. Tommy, almost fiercely. What are you talkiug about V asked Tommy angrily. ' I've done - nothing that the police can touch me for. A luuk of sublime ..contempt passed over Mrs. Tummy's features. Yuu;are trying to brazen it out,` she said, quietly. ' Its no nae..' Everything has been discovered ; and if ever a matt deserved. to be, convicted, you're he.' 'Upon my word, Lily,' said Totnmy iu bewilderment, ' either you're, out of your wite or I ant. Do you think a man can be sent to ,jail for n little bit of a frolic sn' h as 1 have indulged in.' ' A little bit of a frolic 1' cried Mrs. Tommy. in horrified tones.. Did ever mortal hear anything like that 1 Sir, you are a perfect monster ! I thought you wicked enough before this; but such horri- ble callousness is more than I an, ticipated in wy worst moments. Such a sin, and 'a crime, and a shame, a mere frolic 1' And the lady paused, out of breath with her own vehemence. Tomtny gazed at bis wife in utter bewilderment. ' Now, look here, Lily,' he said. ' Be reasonable. hot us forget and forgive what's past, and bo friends again. I'ul surd I'm very sorry if I've deceived you in any way.' ' Forgot and forgive 1' repeated: r 1