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The Huron News-Record, 1889-09-18, Page 3T 8 TUE NEW PRIZE STOUP is eagerly sought for, read with pleasure or disappointment is then tossed aside and forgotten. But ladies who read of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, read it again, for they discover in it something to prize -a messenger of Joy to those suffering row functional derangements or from any of the painful disorders or weaknesses pe- culiar to their sex. Periodical pains, in- ternal inflammation and ulooration, leucor- rhea and kindred ailments readily yield to its wonderful curative and healing powers. It is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that It will give eatiafactlon in every case, or money will be refunded. This guarantee has been printed on the bottle -wrappers, and faith- fully carried out for many years. Copyrigh1,1888, by WORLD'9'DI& Man. A88'X. DOil'lOR /Altai%PIERCE's 2ta sa� �ro PiL1L$ff r VO PurelyYege- ®©. \ e s $g= unequaled as a Liver 1'1111. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to take. One Pellet a Dose. Does not gripe. Cures Sick Head. ache, Bilious Headache, Const) a. tion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks and all derangement. of the stomach and bowels. Put up in gglaesvlals hermetically sealed. Always fresh and reliable. Gently laxative or an active cathartic, according So slue of dose. 25'cente, by druggist.. • The Huron News -Record $1,50 aaYear—$1.25 in Advance. n% The 1"ait'doe8 not do fustice'•to his baoine88 ho spartdd less in advertising than he does in xent.—A. T. STEWART, the nanllionaire 'merchant of Sew York. ' Wednesday, Sept. 1St11, 1889 CURRENT ENT TOPICS. .SUBSIDIZE AND PROTECT. . Denmark for • twenty-five years past has spent $50,000 yearly in the maintenance of dairy schools. As a result of the training the butter makers have received at this 'school the butter of the conntry has 80 much improved in quality that within twenty years Denmark's exports increased froiu $2,100,000 to $13,000,000 per annum. EQUAL RIGHTS CO -EXISTENT WITH SIR JOHN'S TENURE OP LIFE. The Montreal Witness (strong Grit) States that "A good many Conservatives as -well as Liberals will be turned out of Parliament in all prob:ebility as a result .of the (anti -Jesuit) agitation, but it is ,probable that a Conservatiye govern- . Kent will remain as long es Sir John Macdonald retains his mental agility and tactical capabilities." TWO PIOUS EDITORS. Men do not leap from cold water to straight whiskey. It is the lagerTr/ Wits and the wine first-Montreat it- seess. To which the good man of the Hamilton Spectator replies : That is very .bad. The .editor of the Witness should not mix his drinks. He will be much safer if 1 he will stick to whiskey straight. Very few men can drink lager, wine and whisky without feeling like going out and writing Grit editorials or doing something else Pan. MANITOBA'S MAKE-UP, kecording to the Manitoba cen- sus of 1885-86 there were then in the Province 6,821 French Cana- dians and 4,369 French Metis, or 11,180 French•Rpeaking people. There were 25,949 people of Eng- lish origin. 3, 597 English,speaking Halfbreeds, 21,180 people of origin, 25;676 of Scotch, 178 Weleli, or a total English population of 76,610, including 30 Africans. There were 21,082 Germans,mostly Mennonites 5,575 Indians, 2,468 Icelanders, 564 Scandinavians, 254 Dutch, 381 Russians and Poles, and enough of other nationalities to bring the total number of persons who speak neither English nor French up to 2t),840. There were 14,551 Roman Catholics, 543 Jews, 45 of ''no re- ligion,"5,619 of "religion not given," and 87,798 Protestants. GEORGIA JUSTICE. In Georgia ajustice of the peace receives no salary, but is dependent solely upon 'costs' for the emolu- ments of office. Consequently it is a position not sought by tiie highest order of talent, and instances of 'justicer' justice' are not of such rare occurrence as might he desired. The following is vouched for as a true story :- Mr. M—, a farmer living, near a middle Georgia town, one day found an estray cow in his pasture. Shortly afterward a negro called, and claiming the cow, was told that if he could produce satisfactory proof of ownership he might take her. Next to watermelons and 'possums the Georgia negro is f8nd. eat of a law suit ; to sue and be • sued gives ldw a realizing Sense of the dignity , of citizenship. Heti was an opportunity not to be lost, and So, instead of satiei'ying l\I that the caw really belonged to hiin. which he easily could have done, the'legrtl consulted a young attorney in town, and was advised to take out possessory warrant forthe a pose sae y r animal. This was accordingly done, and in due time the c.ise ea rue on for trial before the local magistrate.' M--= came into court, disclaimed ownership or right of possession, and turned the cow over to the bailiff to be disposed of as the court should direct. .After a lengthy argument by the •counsel for the plaintiff' the Court announced that ae the case was one deserving of careful consideration u reservehis decision he would h b c on until ten o'clock the following morning. Promptly w tly at theappointed hour the negro, accompanied by his coon• sel and a number of interestedepeota tors, entered the courtroom. The magistrate ascended the split -bot - touted seat of justice, adjusted his spectacles, arranged the Code and Forel books in order on his table, and delivered ex -cathedra the fol. lowing opinion : 'This case involves a p'int of con- siderable importance, 'bout which the Court don't find nothin' laid down in the Code. There ain't no doubt about the cow belonging to the nigger, and the Court 'decid that pint in his favor. But whose li'ble for the costs 1 Acoordin' to law the party login' the case must pay the costs. Who air the parties to this suit 1 In ev'ry case cher' must be two parties -a plaintiff and a defendant. Now it's clare the nigger's the plaintiff, but who's the defendant? Mr. M—can't be the defendant, because he didn't claim the cow, and didn't make no do fence to this suit. This. leaves the nigger and the cow as the only rale parties before the Court, and the nigger bein' the plaintiff,• the cow must be the defendant. The plain- tiffhavin' Won tho case, the defend- ant is li'ble for the costs. Mr. Bailiff, I direct you to' hold the cow 'til the costs air paid! JUST FOR FUN. -" My dear young friend," ex. claimed •the good man, solemnly, " do•you attend church regularly 1' " Yes, sir ; but I didn't go to,day. She's visiting friends out of town, you know." -" Have you ever stopped to consider what is the chief end of our existence on this mundane sphere 1" asked, solemn old gentleman with the shining_ garb. •' Dividends," replied the oil specu- lator. -Mrs. Sliaw is said to have made $15,000 by her whistling the last season. Thousands of ,women who want $15,000 have to " whistle for it "-Land then they dont get it. --An old Scotchwotnen named Mise iMl!Nab was staying one Sun- day with a friend, a dr smatter, and they began to talk of religious matters. Forgetting that it was Sunday they dropped the sut,jeet and commenced to talk of a new dress which Miss M'Nab was get- ting made. Miss M'Nab, however, suddenly remembered the day when she exclaimed, ' Ah, i our bodies we're nonce. led about !' • Her friend, not understanding her, ob- served, ' q=uits ! Never heed the body if the skirt's richt!' -` What makes you so thought- ful to -night George?' asked Nellie. Well,' said George, as he threw his eyes up to the ceiling, and then looked tenderly at her. ' I was thinking that if your mother was willing to become my mother•in-law I should like it very aruch.' 'Then if it will.afford you any satisfaction, I can inform you that I ate quite willing that she should, and that she was quite willing to act in that capacity in a quiet and unostenta• ti•'us wanner.' And thus arrange- nients were concluded by which two lives hitherto running apart were to be blended into one. -A New York pastor,t who, though a Scotchman, had lived in Auierica over forty yearia, was one day taken to task by his daughter for the broadness of Iiia accent in the pronunciation of thej word dif- ference. ' How do I pronounce it j' he asked. ' You say ' dufference.". ' And what do you say ?"Differ- ence.' Looking at her for a mo- ment, and getting her to repeat, he continued, Well, now, M —, will you just be so kind as to tell me the ctufference between dufference and deference?' The daughter gave up her hopeless scholar to ' gang his ain gait' in pronunciation hence forth. -Not long ago a publio•spirited teacher talked for a ahott time to her class of small scholars on the subject of "Washington," and then told them to write .upon their slates what they could remember of what she had told them and submit the composition to her. One little girl was quite sexed because her teacher laughed heartily when she examin- ed her slate, and told her to take the slate up -stairs to Miss—The little mise said : " I did so, and tnen she laughed, too, just because I spec. led,' United States ' Younighted 8.ate(i.' 'Y.o.u'spells you, don't id and 'u,i•g+h•t' spells night:, and 'e•d' .pelta the rest of it, anti -and" - with pouting lips- "it spells United States, and that's the only way I know how to make IL" -Born with a natural talent for baying the wrong thing at the right time, Struthers is a man whose ton- gue is continually landing him in direful predicaments. Quite recent- ly his humble mansion was honored by a visit from some cousins from the classic confines of the Meares. His wife had • prevailed on her lord and master to take the party to see some wonderful gorillas which were being exhibited at a menagerie then located in the town. They were half way down the street when Struthers cattle to en abrupt halt. 'See here, Jeanie,' he said to his wife ;'it's comic,' on rain, and it's a tang wey doon to that menagerie. What's the guid o' gaun' to glower at a wheen blue•faced gorillas .an' oorangtangs ? Let's gang roond an' ca' on your faither and wither. It'II cost less, an' jist be as muckle fun.' Jeanie, with the quick, subtle, men• tal eyesight of her sex, detected more in his words than was meant, and while a quiet smile passed round the party, she caught his eye and looked what she 'meant to say at bed- time. AS YOU LIKE IT. -George Washington Rose, the great truth evader and head of the Ontario Education Department, was mistaken in his French school commissioners. He expected -that they would go the whole hog, as he di4r'hiuiself on the floor of the legie'Iature; but its has 'discovered that their epnscie,ces would allow them to lie only about 50 per cent. -The jury in the case of Dr. Louis Morasse, of t.Soutlibridge, Massachusetts, against Rev. Father G. Ely Brochu, priest of the .Notre Dane church, brought in a verdict to•day giving damage; for the plain- tiff of $1,500, or a total of $1,720. Dr. Morasse was a parishoner of Father Brochu. He was divorced from his first wife and married to a second wife by a justice of the peace. For this he was denounced from the pulpit by Father Brochu, which caused Dr. Morasse to bring a suit for damages. • -The United ,States has a lawyer to every 909 of its population'. "It is pleasant to think," says the Boston Tran -T. ipt, "that these legal gentlemen are not likely to be bought up by an English syndicate. Therefore when 909 of our people gettogether they wiN still have'th.e satisfaction of knowing that their. quota of lawyer is in the midst of them, and busy as usual." -An Irishman, bewailing the evil re ults of drink, said :-"It's drink, sorr, that's the curse of ould Ireland. Drink ! that makes a man bate his wife, starve his children, ro out to shoot his landlord --and miss him too, bedad.' Here is an, other, which seems to. contain the whole Irish question 10 a nutshell : -' Cusha, thin, Pat,' said an ti-ish wife, ' you'll surely niver pay year rint_whilst Parnell's in gaol l' 'Be - dad, and I won't Bridget, niver a stiver ; and long may hie stay there.' -If anunofficial. rumor which has reached the American state department is confirmed, it will give an almost comical effect to the angry remonstrances of Canadians against the operations of the revenue cutter Rush in the Behring Sea. The story is that the steam sealer Black Diamond, which was the first vessel seized this year, is owned in a large degree, if not entirely, by citizens of the United States. This information came to the department incidentally while a quiet inquiry was being made into the truth of the statement that the United States vice-consul at Victoria is interested largely in some of the colonial vessels illegally sealing in Belirinfi Sea, which statement has, so far, not been officially. confirmed. Our Weekly Round Up -Nine persons were killed by lightning in Georgia on Saturday. -The damage caused by the tire at Antwerp, Belgium, is estimated at from $5,000,000 to $7,000,000. --Eight thousand Czechs in Volute, Russia, have recently forsaken the Roman Catholic faith, and joined the Greek Church. -A Woodstock grocer could not convince the Police Magistrate that be consumed tw"o dozen bottles of ale per week, and paid a fine of $50 and costs. -Bloody flux has become epide- mic at Blue Earth City, Minn. Twelve children have died within nine days, and several adults are Very low. -Ex-policeman Jarvis, who arrested Rev. W, F. Wilson, of Toronto, some time ago for refusing to move on is now a member of that gentleman's church. -A prairie fire ten utiles wide, swept the Minnesota bottom lands. Hundreds of >;armers have lost all their stock, and the fire, which was Ffiy811 -:-AND -:-RELIABLE. . REMOVED REMOVED (hie Door North of Young's Baker g, Albert Street • 0 Qur stock of Groceries and Provisions for spring and summer are very complete, and will be tutted Fresh and Reliable, etabraciug every line of Goods to be found in a ,First, Class Grocery. We amt to give the Best Possible Goods at the Lowest Possible Price, and to economical buyers we offer many advantages. PRODUCE TAKEN. CANTELON BROS., Wholesale & Retell Grocers, Clinton. ciej =I Pomo CRZLIBM i..2uoi,1 i.0 El '-- ri2 i Er'qP2,P41) .. a,,., 1"1 aVi•6 Wwcerd 0206WHM faah°im .13 higply's. Pi F�s►rof(44,00 cD ei r4 r- h t� v, O q. S dlq es-" H� congas+>°.o ,, a ttqqI1 Oq ai,.i ",tea'' dp�k�,v.. iii 'V) a <v.4ro,x.OliME1 Coughin It3 Nature's effort to expel foreign sub. stances from the bronchial passages. Frequently, this causes inflammation and the need of an anodyne. No other expectorant or anodyne is equal to Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It assists Nature in ejecting the mucus, allays irritation, induces repose, and b the moat popular of all cough cures. "Of the many preparations beforelgo public for the • cure of colds, coughs, bronchitis, and kindred diseases, .there is none, within tl)e range of my experi- ence, so reliable as Ayer's Cherry Pec- toral. For .years I was subject to colds, followed by terrible coughs. About foal' years ago; when so afflicted, I was ad- vised to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and to lay all other remedies aside. I did so, and within a week was well of my cold and cough. Since then .I have always kept this preparation in the house, and feel comparatively secure." —Mrs. L. L. Brown, Denmark, Miss. "A few years ago. I took a severe cold which affected my lungs. I had a ter. rible cough, and passed night after night without sleep. The.doctors gave me up. I tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, which relieved my lungs, induced sleep, and afforded the rest necessary for the recovery of my strength. By thecon- tinual use of the Pectoral, a permanent cure was effected."—Horace Fairbrother, Rockingham, Vt. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, PREPARED ST Dr. 1J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. Price $1; elz bottles, {6. started two rtayl ego by a party of hunters, is lieyon i ro"tr•ol. —Tier, largreit bar of gold ever cast iu the world was turned out at the Helena (M. T.) Away Office Wednesday, It weighs 500 pounds and is worth $100,000, and will be exhibited at tI,e Minneapolis Ex- position. -An explosion occurred in the Ironstone pit of t he llaurice Wood Colliery, 11id!othiait, }vhicht lir.eatens disastious consequences. Four hod ies have been recovered. It is believed the sixty miners still in the pit are dead. -Some limo ago a farmer near Kingston named George Me(aowan, an aged 111 111, was ordered, pursuant to verdict of jury, to pay Eliza Aum Pugh, a neighbor, $750 for breach of promise: On. Wednesday they were married and the money re- trains in the family. -The failure of the apple crop in the eastern and northern coun- ties has hall the effect of loading Kent and Essex with buyers. Un• der the keen competition prices are creeping up, and in some GARDE as high as .$1.75 has been offered for first;class winter fruit. One farmer we hear, leas sold the produce of his orchard, on the tree, for which is just $100 a year more than his rent for the farni. • -The Rev. Ellis Howell of Marshall, III. who is now in his 85th year, has just married his 1,000th couple. He has united in marriage many of the most prominent people in Clark county: His active Hers vice in the ministry in this country have extended over twenty•five years or more. He is a native of Wales, and came to Ilia country in 1844. He is already engaged to marry his 1,001st couple at Tuscola some time next month. -Ile oldest Orangeman, Samuel Warnock of Caledon township, Peel County, still holds the situation by six years, and is the oldest in Can - ado, being made a member in 1812, in Newtownhamilton, Ireland, lodge No. 1750. He has been in process- ion ninety-one times to his own re- collection. He is ninety six years old, and ,,ever missed one celebration since he was five years old. He is still smart and takes an active part in lodge. -Addressing a second meeting of strikers, Burns, the leader of the striking London docknien, assailed American workmen for their failure to contribute money in aid of the strikers. " With all their boasting and bluffing," lie said, !they have given nothing.' If ever the dock, mere, were in a position to congratu- late themselves it is now, for no less than £7,000 was received yesterday alone, but ' nary a red cent' came NEWSPAPER LAWS We call the special attention of Post nesters and subscribers to the following synopsis of the newspaper laws :-- 1—A postmaster is required to give notice BY. LETTER (returning a paper docs not answer the law) when a subscriber does not take his paper out of the office, and .tote the reason fol' its not being taken.. Any neglect to do so snakes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for paynunt. 2 -If any person orJers his paper dis- 3oatinued, he must pay all at•real'9ges, of the publisher may continuo to send it until payment is made, and •cclleet the whole amount, whether it be taken frorr the office or not. There can be no legal discontinuance until the payment is.ntade, 3—Any person who takes a paper frorr the post -office, whether uirected to hit name or another, or whether he has sub. Setiibecl or not, is responsible for the 'pay. 4—If a subscriber orders his paper to be stoppers at a certain time, and the publish. er continues to send, it the subscriber bound to pay for it if he takes it out of the post -office. This proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for what he 0801 Iu the Division Court in Goderich at the November sitting a newspaper put • lisber sued for pay of paper. The defend- ant objected paying on the ground that he had ordered a former proprietor of the paper to discontinue it. The Judge held that that was riot a valid defence. The plaintiff, the present proprietor, had no noti.le to discontinue and consequently could collect, although it was not denied that defendant had notified former pro. prietor to discontinue. In any event. defonaut was bound to pay for the time he had received the paper and until he had paid all arrears due for subscription. • from America. As for their sym- pathy I would say: -'D- ti your pity. -Give us your bob 1' -W. Fountain, a tailor, was the plaintiffin a case at the Orange• ville sitting of the division court. Dr. Bonner, of Mono Mills, was the -defendant. It appears that the plaintiff made an overcoat for the doctor about a year ago. The doc- tor claimed the coat was a misfit, and wouldn't take it, hence the suit. The judge decided in favor of Mr. Fountain. After the decision the parties in the case and several others were talking in front of the eourt house, wlien the doctor exclaimed, "If you say beans I'll smash your mouth 1" "Beans," was the reply. Smack went the doctor's fist on the tailor's face. And now there will be another suit to pay for. "A Guilty conscience needs no accuser." '.1'heruthfulness of this adage was folly demonstrated a few day ago when two farmers ,from Condon Township were driving into the city overtook two men in a buggy and continuing in their rear for a considerable time, driving fast when the front vehicle went fast and vice versa. The front men kept a con'. stant watch on the farmers believ- ing they were pursuing then), al- though the farmers were all the time innocent of their fears. They finally fired on the farmers and left their rig and took refuge in the adjacent woods, The horse and rig was recognized in London as be- longing to Mr. Uren, of Nissouri, from whom it was stolen 'the night previous. Diamond Tea. The Only Genuine, Safe Cure. Just what the people want, for the following reasons: -1st, because ft is Chea; 2nd, Durable; 3rd, Effectual; 4th, it Is Natures Own Remedy: 5th, it Is easy to take, and young and old, rich and poor, must and will have it, and cannot do without it. Superior in every way to any Blood or. Liver Medicine on the market, with hundrede of bona fide Testimonials to back It up. The following trom one of Ciinton'e best citizens will suffice : Clinton, August 29th, 1889. After suffering for years with Dyspepsia and its dire effects after eating, I have at last found the "pearl of great price to me" in the shape of "DtAseosn TEA," which makes life worth living, and can heartily recommend it to suffering humanity as a remedy unequalled. A. COUCH, Butcher. g rAek for DiAMOND TEA and take no other. At your Druggists, 25 and 50 Ceute. Wholesale by W. D. EDWARDS, Chief Agent for Canada, t07.3nt London. A NICE HOME AT A BAROAIN.—Eight acres of land with a select orchard of choice apple trees; comfortable house and stables ; adjoining ogle. rich township. Apply to B. L. DOYLE, (lode. rich, :52641 HUIVIPHIREYS. VETERINARY SPECIFICS For 8orsea, Cattle,• rihoep, Hoge, gasp, ANA PO 1LTR, T. FOO Page Book on Treatmint of4ultgerLt cud Chart Bolsa rte, comas f Fevers. CopaeetiOng, Infamllratloae fl. A 1 Spinal Meningitis, Mllk Dever. B B-SIraine, Lameness, Rheumatism. C C Dlstemp'er, Nasal Discharges. pp D-Botsor Grube, Worms, 4.E... Coughs, Heaves, Poeta/Male.11 F...Collgor Gripes, Bellyache. 111.11 Vii q�y agnd Kidney pfd ases. I...Eruptive Diseases, Mange. 3.K..-Dlseabee of Digestion. Stable Case, with specifics, Manua), o.�g Witch Hazel O11 and Medicator, .00 price, tingle Bottle (over SOdoses), . Sold by DruflElsfa; or Sent Prepaid anywhere Rodin any quantity on Receipt of Price. Humphreys' Med. Co., UM Fulton St., N. Y. X'0'E:PHRETS' HOMEOPATBIQ/S SPECIFIC Not Nervous; Debility, v tal Weakness' and Prostration, from over -work or other wanes. 11 per vial or 6 vials nudism) vial powder, for SOLD=D1117aoleTe orientpostpaidonreoelpcol price.•-,lusphress'asgldwCo., lee Naito* sty S. r. WELLS de ICICHA RDSON CO., Agents, MONTILEA L. -BILI. HEADS, NOTE He..ds, Letter Heads, ,Tags, Statements, Circulars, Business Cards, Envelopes, Programmes, etc., etc., printei in la workman like manner and al low rates. THE NEWS -RECORD Office. TO THE FARMERS. Study your own lnteresy and go where you can bet • Reliable °" Harness. 1 manufacture none but cue BEST or STOCE. Beware of shops that deli cheap, ae they Aare got to live. tar Call and get prices. Orders by mail promplynttended to 3-0 1-117 T. CARi.TEIR. HARNESS EMRORIUM, D.LYTII, ONT. BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT. CORRESPONDENCE. We will at all times be pleased to receive items of news from our sub- scribers. We want a good corres-. pondent in every locality, not already represented, to send Us RELIABLE news.' SUBSCRIBERS. Patrons wleo do not receiee their paper regularly from the carrier or theiuyh their local post offices will confer a favor by reporting al this ol%ie.e at once. Subscriptions' mad commence at any time. ADVERTISERS. Advertisers will please bear.in mind that all "changes" of advertisements, to endure insertion, should be handed in not later. than. MONDAY NOON Of each week. • • C1RCi1LATI12N.• THE NEWS -RECORD has a larger cerctticttion than any other paper in this section, and as an advertising rn.ediiies has fete equals in Ontario. Our •booh-s • are open to those who mean business: .JO11 PRINTING. .'Phe Job Department of this jour- nal - is' one of the best equipped in Western Ontario, and a superior class of work is guaranteed at very lom prices. MARVELOUS gIm8t' 4 rc a�ao E a dA pm a ai E Fv d�mmh y a d O q .tla r: see' 8 EA om„Ameq or:m ell ;4„siooa'' e,•Edor W �...gtxCaa�m-�yra% OEt41° a34.4,4mi ,w e tCtly.9'Ei�'r mni a'y Cm �''y v^'I� B a rA-24 .517 dps'(;1, wMI ° ^G:l�r=1 etigli 6A $°�C'Ztt4 DR. FOWLERS •EXT: OF • "WILD' TRj►WBERRI CURES HOL UM holera Morbust O1r1C'ana� F A M PS G IARRH(EA YSENTERY AND ALL SUMMER COMPLAINTS AND FLUXES OF THE BOWELS • IT IS SAFE AND RELIABLE FOR CHILDREN OR ADULTS.