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The Huron News-Record, 1889-04-03, Page 6The Huron News.Record so* Year -81.26 in Advance. Wednesday. ,Spt;l 3t•tL. 1S$9 HOW JOHNNIE LOST HIS DIN- . N Eli. Johuuie Arwsu'oug was generally thought to want a elate.' He was a travelling tailor, who went from house to house and Made up and re- paired elothing, for which he re- ceived abutg half 4 crown a day and his Ruud. Due day two women who were neighbour, engaged hue for a day beteeeu them, and they nearly managed to du 11110 out of his diu- ner, llie half day iu the one house ended at o'clock. at which time thele were no signs of any food be- ing prepared, and though Johnnie hung on for a while, ha last hope when the woman remarked that it will he betweeu twa au' three afore we tak';uur dancer.' So oil' he went to her neighbor's and after starting work, and notic- ing no appearance of the kail•pot, he quietly said : I suppose, inlatresa, it'll be near yer dinner-timeV '011, we've had it ; it was a wee earlier the day,' replied the woman. Johnnie looked vacant for a little, then rising from his seat, he put on his bonnet, went outside, and paced the path between the two houses, head downwards, as if trying to dis• cover something. Curiosity prompted the woman to go out after hint, and ask it' he had lost anything. "Deed, ay,' replied Johnnie ; 'I lost my dinner between yer twa hooses.' When she told her neighber a- bout it Johnnie received his dinner, and could have got two of them if he liked. STOP MY PAPER. "I don't want yer old paper no more 'n ye may jest stop it et wunst1" "What's the ')tatted" "Any paper thet'll lie like your'n does, ain't fit to place inter a refined and eddicated household like mine is." "Has it been lyingi" "Hez it! Well, I should say it had, rayther. Only lost week it sed in the items from aoer taown that Rev. James Pograui, uv 'Boating filled the pulpit at the Union Chuch in j3irchvill Deestrick." "Well, didn't' hep" "No, siree,didn't. Why he's a little lightweight, whippersnap- per, wot don't weigh no more'n 85 pounds, and it would take 200 uv such 'as him ter fill aour pulpit er cum anywhars near it, We've got a full grown pulpit, wot cant be filled by no one such boy ez ho is." AMIGO To MoTaeas.--Are you dis- turbed at night and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of Cutting Teeth? If so send at once and get a bottle of "Mrs Wiuslow's Soothing Syrup" for Children Teetbiug. Its value is incalculable. It will relieve the poor Ititlesuferer Immediately. Pe - pend upon it, mothers; there le no mis- take about it. It cures Dysentery and Diarrbasa, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic, softeut, the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and ghee tone and energy to the whole system. "Mrs Winelow's Soothing syrup" for children teeth1i g is pleasant to the taste and is the prescription of cue of the oldest and beat female physiciaus and nurses in the United States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price 25c. a bottle. Ice eure andask for "Mrs, tti iuslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other kind. DR. LOW'S WORM SYRUP has removed tape worms from 15 to 30 feet long. It also destroys all other kinds of worms. —A shocking accideut occurred at the crossing of the Grand Trunk Railwap at Stratford. Thomas Walsh, 75 years of age, a farmer residiug in the Gore of Downie, was ou his•way home, and while crossing the track was struck by the train from London, due here at 8.45. The horse was cut in two, the buggy smashed to pieces, a11d the same way he said of Walsh, whose remains were found strewn for several yards along the track. Deceased was hard of hearing, and it is supposed from this cause was unaware of the approach of the train —Andre Main vine was sentenced in the court of Queen's bench, .Mons treal, for a criminal assualt on an 11 -yeas -old girl. In sentem ing him Chief Justice Dorion said that the prisoner had already served four terms in jail, iced he was sorry that he could not confine him for a long term in the penitentiary. However, he would give hilt what he could, 18 months in jail and fifteen lashes fifteen days after sentence. THE SAFE PLAN. When suffering from a trouble, some cold, a hacking cough' hoarse- ness, asthma, bronchitis, or other forms of throat or lung troubles, use iIagyard's Pectoral Balsam to loosen the, phlegm and soothe and heal the inflamed mucous surfaces. It cures where others fail. --A fire broke out in the resi- dence of James Ironeide, near Port Perry, occasioned by a defective chimney, and while in the act of putting it out fronr'the inside of the house Mr. Ironside slipped and fell headlong down the stairs, breaking his nock. Deceased was a much respected farmer. CONSUMPTION SURELY CURE. To THE EDITOR : Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its:timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles or my remedy FREE to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send. me their. Express and P. 0. address Respectfully, Dr. A. T. SLOCUM, 37 Yonge street, 'Toronto, Ont, 499y CONSTIPATION CLAIMS many victims. Ward off this dread disease by the use of Small Sugar -Coated Burdock Pills when needed. —In Toronto on Sunday, Rev. Father Wand preached at St. Miclis ael'a cathedral the last of a series of sermons in defence of the Jesuits' tee. totes act. Ile took exception, to the position taken by the Globe to the (ifs feet that the hill is uucoustitutional on account of the interference of a foreign potentate in the shape of the Pope. Father 'Hand insisted chat the Pepe was not a foreign potentate, because lie was elected by cardinals distributed all over the earth, one of them being in Canada and another in the United Suttee. • FATHER HAD QUINSY. "We find Burdock Blood Bitters excellent for weakness, and equally so for headache. Father also suffer- ed Beverly from quinsy, which B.B.B., by its tonic and purifying properties, completely cured." Justice Street gave judgment at Osgoodo in the matter of the Card- well election petition. It will be remembered when the case came on for hearing at Orangeville the peti- tioner, Smith, stated that he had no evidence to offer, whereupon Satn- uel Stubbs, the brother of the do- feated candidate, asked to be allow- ed to intervene, and also claimed that Smith's deposit of $1,000,1031(10 onffiliug the petition, s}io,uld be re- tained in court as security for costs, His lordship allows Stubbs to in- tervene upon paying into court wit}iiit two weeks a deposit of $1,- 000, Smith to receive back his deposit. if Stubbs pays in the money he will be in the same posi- tion as the original petitioner. CONSUMPTION CURED. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by en East India tntasionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Coustttnption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung atfectious, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having test- ed its wonderful curative powers in thous- ands of cases, has felt it itis duty to make it known to his suffering fellows. Actua- ted by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering. I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this recipe, in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing with sunup, naming this paper. W. A. Novas, 149 Power's Block, Roches'etN. Y. 507 eow. —A young woman of Dresden, named Emily Steel, aged 17 years, died a short time ago from a pecu- liar disease. On the Sunday pre- vious to her death she commenced sneezing, and although nothing was thought of it at first, it continued and on Monday a physiciau wee called iu. Nothing could be dune, however, to check it, uutill the following, Satin day , when sleep overcame the malady, iu which state she soon became un:uul-ciuus and died Sunday morning. —Rev. J. Odery, a Methodist minister of St. George, had a narrow esoapei from being killed by a vic- ious hope one evening. Ile had gone into the stable to feed and tare - for it,, when it attacked him, knock- ing him down, kicking and tramp- ing upon him,. Hi`s collarbone was broken and he is very severely bruised. Luckily someone entered tile stable and rescued hiul from his perilous position. TIIE BLOOD IS TI -IR LIFE. And on its purity largely depends the general health. No one is free from danger. No one remedy has such a wide range of curative power. as has Burdock Blood Bitters -that best of all blood purifiers and tonics. —Thomas Crankem, found guilty of' aodomy, was sentenced to ten years in penitentiary by the inagis• trate at Kingston, Ont. THE MOST AGREEABLE, restore. tive tonic and mild stimulant is Milburn's Beef, Iron and Wine. A BIG STRIKE. A big strike was make when Powell & Davis issued their Extract of arsap- arilla and Burdock, It has met with great success, and it must, for it is the most powerful blood purifier in the mar- ket. It is used with the greatest snccess n all. diseases arising from a debilitated condition of the system, and everyone needs,. and should use a bottle or two at this sessolt of the year, of Powell's *x - tract of Sarsaparilla and Burdock. Bear in mind one 60c. bottle contains more solid medicine than most dollar so-called Sarsaparilla acid bitters. Also remember that it 38 sold in Clinton by all druggists, price 60c. a bottle, Sold by all drug- gists and medicine dealers everywhere. 44311y It is understood that the Mail printing company is making prepare- ' dons for its libel suit with the Jesu- its wholly regardless of expense. The colnpany will send a commiss- ioner to France and Belgium for the purposes of arranging with promin- ent statesmen there to come over and give evidence Couching the operatioua of the Jesuit society in those a entries. A distinguished Paris advocate will also be engaged to assist the Mail's co'insel iu Mon- treal and Toronto in preparing the interrogatories to be put 'at the trial to the heads of the Jesuit. order. —At the last sittings of the chan- cery court, before Justice Robertson a suit brought by Sarah J. Pottrull' against John and Archibald Tweedle and the Hamilton provident and loan society was tried, and judge- ment reserved. The loan society held a mortgage on property owned by Philip Pottruff, and sold it to the defendants Tweedle for $3,780 un- der a power of sale contained in the mortgage, The plaintiff' was entitl- ed to her dower in the land. She claimed that the loan society did not advertise the sale .properly, and did not get a fair price for the laud. Justice: Robertson delivered his judgment iu the case yesterday morning. lie fixed the value of the property at $5,000, and gave judgment against the loan society for $1,220—the difference between the price the Tweedles• paid l'ot the land and the estimated value— and costs. ULCERATED STOMACI-I. "For three years I was unable to work, suffering from ulcerated stom- ach. Medical aid having failed, I was told to try Burdock Blood Bitters, of which 7 bottles made a permanent cure. This was two years ago, and I feel that 1 have to thank B. B. B. for being alive and well to -day." Mrs. Rose Ann McCloskey, Marmora, Ont. —As a Highlander wait walking along the sidle of the river Thames one day a Cockney conies across to hide arida says :-`Hie, Scotty, trip us the Highland Fling' Scotty takes hint by the cub' of the neck and the seat of the unnietstionables, chucks hint into the water, and cries :—`That be to 11iuland Fling too than.' —Mrs. Fenner says her utinistur's sermons are a little obscure, but,° elm says. "I do love it sit and watch the lineages of his face 1" —A little three.year-old ran in from the fields one day and exclaim- ed, "1 saw a pansy, and 1 watt going to pick it ; and it was a butterfly and it flied away." —"We ')must have a class of men between the laity and the utiuistry," said Mr. Moody recently. "Sure, and we have thew ielleally," was the continent of 11 witty Irisluuan. "'They tire the WOttlele, God bless theta." —Sethi a great admirer of the preacher after church had been dis- missed : "That was a tine 84110031, 134341 wr.11 titur.el, too." "Yes," res plied tilt•, clergyman, "it wasuertaiii- ly well timed. About half the con- gregation had their watches. out nicest of the Laine 1 was talking• d' —A Western editor offered a prize of $50 oral a year's subscrip- tion for the hest written proposal of tnarriace from a lady. He picked nut a nice proposal from a beautiful willow, atiswered it accepting the proposal, and with the threat of a breach of promise suit actually cap. tured her. Editors uiay 1101 acquire wealth by writing 23 hours a day, but when their genius takes the right shoot they visually capture the persitunimis. —Quite er romantic story is told about the rejected marriage be. twee') 51r. Coates, a youthful mem- ber of the Paisley cotton manu- facturing firm of Glasgow, and Miss Clark, the dauglcttr of those equally well known in the came business on tale aide of the A tlautic. It seenis that for years a ,keen and bitter rivalry has existed between the firms, till it occurred to Mr. Coates to send an ambassador ever here to see if house friendly compromise could not be arrnuged. And it was to such good purpose that the wed- ding is, expected to take place in June. A WONDERFUL FLESH 'PRO- DUCER. This is the title given to Scott's. Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil by many thousands who have taken it. It not only gives flesh and strength by vir- tue of its own nutritious properties, but creates an appetite for food. Use it, and try your weight. Scott's Emulsion is perfectly palatable. Sold by all Druggists, at 50e. and $L00 A FRIG IITENED MOTHEit. "My little girl 4 years Old' fright., ened me one night by a crti6y cough, but I gave her a dose of Hagyard's Yellow nil, which relieved her at once, and she slept well all night. 1 have since used it in several cases of croup, frost bites, ete., and find it always reliable. Mrs. Eva Bradley, Virden, Man. —The supreme court of Canada last week gave judgment unanimous- ly allowing the appeal of Henry O'Brien from the judgment of Justice Proudfoot and the court of appeal for Ontario to commit him for contempt of court. It will be renumbered that Fleury O,Brien, solicitor for ex -Mayor Howland, wrote to the Toronto Mail on March 27, 1887, commenting upon the judgment of Mr. Dalton, inaster in chambers, setting aside Mr. How - laud's election on the ground of want of qualification. A motion was thereupon made to commit Mr. O'Brien for contempt of court in writing this letter, and judgment was given by Justice Proudfoot on April 26, 1887, finding that the writing and publishing of the letter was a coutempt of the court. This judgment] was upheld ou ap- peal by the court of appeal for On- tario, Justice Burton alone dissont- iug. The judgment of the supreme court upsets the judgments of Proudfoot and the court of appeal and carries the costs with it in all the courts, completely vindicating Mr. O'Brien's course all through tho matter. A CURE FOR LUMBAGO. That painful complaint can be cured by the right remedy. Miss Mary Jane Gould, of Stoney Creek, Ont.. says : ''I was troubled with lumbago, and could not get relief un- til I used Ilagyard's Yellow Oil, one bottle of which cured me entirely." UNSIGld'l'LY PIMPLES, BLo'T- CIIER, TAN, and all itching humors of the skin are removed by using Dr, Lowe Sulphur Soap. 11RE¥S' 1101i1ZOPATI"IIC VVLTERR AitY CIrICS For Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Dogs, Hogs, Poultry. 500 PA CIE BOOK on Treat. wont of Animals and Chart .gent Free. ornss-Fevers Congestions, lnaanunnlion. A.A.-Spinal Meningitis, Milk Fever. 11.18.-Strnios, Lameness Rheumatism. C. C. --Distemper, Nasal Discharges. 1). D. -Bots or ('rubs, Worms. E. E. -Coughs. Heaves, Pneumonia. E. E. -Colic or (•riper Bellyache. • G. G.-i/tisctsrringc, Hemorrleages., ID. 1i.-Ilrina%y and Kidney Diseases. 1. 1. -Eruptive DiseasesLange. J. K. -Diseases of Digestion. Stable Case with Specifics. Manual, «itch Bowl 011 and Medicator, 87.00 Price, Single Bottle (over 50 doses), - .60 Sold by Druggists; or • Sent Prepaid on Receipt of Price. • - Wells & Richardson' Co., Agents, 64 •ricliill St., Montreal. —On Saturday, Mr. Gott, who resides a few tnilee oast of Prairie Grove, Manitoba, went ant to his yard to catch a horse which was run- ning loose. It aeotns the horse, when out oI the stable, did not wish to get caught; the deceased got hire cornered up and made a grab at his head. Then the horse wheel- ed around and kicked him on the side, breaking two of his ribs. Ile toll to the ground. One of the neighbors picked him ap and ear'ri ed hint to the house. When he got him in he breathed twice. Tho do - teased has no relatives in this cou- t,ry. It is reported he has a brother and sister in England. They have been notified. Ile leaves consider- able propel ty. HOUSE PAINTING, GLAZING AND GRAINING, PLAIN AND DECOAATIVE PAPER HANGING. :01 0-*" Kalsonlinin0 AND FRESCOING. Shop NeKt Spooner's Hotel, Albert Street CLINTON, ONT.ARIO- CHAS. Ti SPOONER i i 0 - NEW STOCK ! NEW STORE.! ELLIOTT' BLOCK, o CLINTON. JOSEPH CHIDLEY, Dealer in Furniture. Call at the New Store and see the stock of Bedroom and Parlor Sets, Lounges, Sideboards, Chairs, Springs, Mattresses, etc., and general Household Furniture. The whole Stock is from the very best manufacturers. Picture Frames and Mouldings of every description. JUS. CIIIIILEY, one door West of Dickson's Book Store. HOli4E0PATSIC 28 SPECIFIC No. In tuts 90 years. The opts sneeesaful remedy for Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness, and Prostration, from over -work or other causes. $1 per vial. or 6 vials and large vial powder, for $5. Sots) nr Davaai, rs, or a.nt postpaid on receipt of price. -Wells h Richardson Co.,Agents, 64 Mc- Gill Street Montreal. SALE BILLS. -The News• Record has un- surpassed facilities for turning out first-class work at low rates. A free advertisement in The News Record with every set of sale bills. J. C. STEVENSON, Furniture Dealer, &c. THE LEADING UNDERTAKER AND FUNERAL DIRECTOR. Opposite Town Hall, - Clinton, Ont NEWSPAPER LAWS We call the sperial attention of Post Wasters and subscribers to the following synopsis of the newspaper laws 1-A postmaster is required to give notice •nv r.ltrraa (returning a paper does not answer the law) when a subscriber does riot take his paper out of the office, and *tato the reason for its not being taken. Any neglect to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for payment. 2 -If any person °slats his paper dis- :ontinue 1, he must pay all arrearages, of the publisher may continue to send if until payment is made, and collect the whole amonnt, whether it bo taken fron the office or not, There can be no legal discontinuance until the payment is made, 3—Any person who takes a paper frrrr the post -office, whether directed to ilia name or another, or whether he has sub• scribed or not, is responsible for the pay. 4—if a subscriber orders Ids paper to In stopped at a certain time, and the publish er continues to send, 11 the snhscriher t bound to pay for it it' he takes it out of thi post -office. This proceeds upon the ground that a roan nnist pay for what lie Dae£ 5a111' lady -In the Division Court in Goderieh at the November sitting a eewspaper put• ltshur sued for pay of paper, Elie defe,pu- ant objected paying of the ground that he hail ordered a former proprietor of the paper M discontinue it, The .indge held that that was not a valid defence. The plaintiff, the present proprietor, had no notice to discontinue and consequently meld collect, although it was not denied that defendant had notified former pro- prietor t" disrnntinne. ire any event defelsdant was hmunl to pity for the time hr had rcr,,ived the paper and until ire had pail all art 071,1$1 (111t. I' n ehrcrtptiott. JOB PRINTING the 0 urort two-Poottl, THE ACKNOWLEDGED Loathug :: Conservative : : Paper O,F THE COUNTY, HAS ONE OF THE + % x x = x �= _-~ --__ + Best Equipped Job Rooms IN WESTERN ONTARIO. 0 The F!est Job Painting EXECUTED ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE. 0 STOCKMEN would do well to call on THE NEWS -RECORD before placing their orders for Route Bills, Pedigrees, Folders, Cards, &e0 COLORED PRINTING! EQUAL (IN MANY CASES SUPERIOR) TO CITY WORK, BILL HEADS, NOTE HEADS, LETTER HEADS. _0— Tile TI1e Double fflrouIatio 01 Talks to Thousands. 0 Advortise in The NOWSROO.OoFd THE ONLY PAPER WITH A DOUBLE CIRCULATION IN THE COUNTY OF HURON.