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Wednesday, Feb. 20th, 1889
THE 13A1.RING OF THE 1)O0R.
It is not generally known that the
incident which forms the subject of
the droll Scottish song, 'The Harrieg
0l the Door,' which also oecur8 in the
'Night's. of Strtillporola, is of Eastern
origin. In au Arabian tale a block
t► •, betel, having married his pretty
cousin, gave the customary feast to
their relations and Mende. When
the festivities were neer he conduct
ed bio guests to the door, 11, 11 from
absence of mind neglected to shut it
before returning to his wife. 'Dear
cousin,' said hill wife to hilt when
tlley were. alone, 'go and shut the
street door,' 'It would be etrrulge
'indeed,' he replied, 'if I did such a
thing. ' Ant 1 just scathe a bride-
groom, clothed in silk, wearing a
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shay+ 1 and adaggerset with diamonds,
and am I to go and shut the door ?
Why, my dear, you are crazy. Go
and abut it. yourself.' 'Oh, indeed !'
exclaimed the wife.`Ai» -L...-
, young,
onng
r
robed in a drestl with lace and proca
10118 stones, am 1 to go end shut. the
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street door?' No, indeed I It is you
who are become crazy, and ii'ot L
Coale, let uta make a bargain,' site
continued ; 'and let the first whn
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speaks go a11d shut the door.'
'Agreed„ said the husband end tile
mediately he become mute, and the
wife; loo, was Milelat,.e:dile they both
silt down, 11reeked as they were in
their uuptia•i attire, looking at each
other, and seated on opposite sofas.
Smitethey remained two hours.
Smite thieves happened t0 pasts by,
and seeing ell( -door open entered
and laid hold of whatever calve to
their hand.M. The silent couple
(heard footsteps in the house, but
opened not their mouths. The
thieves came into the room, and saw
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them seated motionless, and appar-
ently indifferent to all that alight
take place. They continued their
pillage, therefore, collected together
every valuable, and even . dragging
away the carpets from beneath them;
they laid their hands on the noodle
and his. wife taking from their per-
sons every article of jewelery, while
they, in fear of losing the wager
said not a word. Having thus
cleared the house the thieves depart-
, ed quietly, but the pair continued
to sit, uttering not a syllable.
Towards morning' a police officer
came past on his tour of inlpoetinn,
and s'eitig the door open, walked
in, After Nearching ell the rooms
and finding no' Berson he entered
their apartment and inquired the
meaning of what he saw. Neither
of tlleni would condescend to reply.
The ollicer became angry and order-
ed their heade to be cut off. The
executioner's sword was about to
perform itsotlice, when the wif(: cried
out, 'Sir, he is my huEliand, 1)o
not kill him 1' 'Oh, oh,' exclaimed
tho husband overjoyed and clapping
his (lands, 'you have lost the wager ;
go and shut the door.' He then ex.
plained the whole affair to the police
officer, who shrugged and syvent
away.
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FALSE SHAME OF YOUNG
MEN.
Young nein who come from the
country to the town, and who get
on in the world, are often ashamed
of their parents, of the rustic drew:,
they once wore, and of the simple
but honest and kindly waYM of their
childhood A rid too often When
they assume the fashionable elothas
and adopt the fashionable ways of
their new frimirle.Ihey le•tve behind
theta the religion (-if their childhood.,
and forget the piety which they •i
learned at their mother's knee.1
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Tills U+ fano: 811+11111. it 1>1 ti eitl
against the deafest and must sacred
iestineto of our nature. So fur from
being Manly. it is thein!l tad dastard•
ly. 1Jepeud upon it, the wet) w•L(a
will bel l'e t1l Ctbl ut the eet(:etU of his
fell0" 1trsotltres and of the favor of
heaves! will 11•1 bit who 1(eepd uu-
ehanz••d all through life, the mantle
'of heavenly devotion with which his
mother clothed Lim. Ile Who makes
the 11•ligiou of his youth the habit
"f his life, his gartneet and way of
acting all through—will come to
honor, aud will enjoy the proud
',hissing of consistency. Ills life
will be a gracious verity, like that
of 41tluuol ! it will have (me •aead-
fast purpose rurillinglehrough it ell.
The outer life will be one piece with
t he inner ; 0110 laws t i l l cut 1 eilroael
.he, snit• r tell %lint he Eiv(u1., that
Ile over Is.
'1'11 iS 1S A PARABLE.
She ons all his fate;; painted her
aud a gco1J deal more. She. was
lovelier 'til more divine than :icy
of the o: her daughter.( of luau, look•
ed for where you would front Maine
to California. Ile set iter on a
pedestal as a gteldees, and he wor
shipped her air if bite had been the
thing he fancied. Madly in love
he could neither eat nor drink, nor
yet_ sleep, feae t)ie ardor of Itis Tong-
ing to make her his and his only.
The engagement V)M more agony
than bliss t0 111111, because it Wlts
not, marriage, and the marriage was
like a Mirage which never seemed
to C0[ 4( nearer—so slowly did time
limp on his way and so lengthy were
the intervals oven when shortening.
At last the glorious morning
broke, and the two lovers were eau
Ralikwife. For a time, here again
the sweet illusion lasted, and the
world was seen through a silver
veil; but not for long. Beauty does
not includ,! reasonableness—youth
is not necessarily good temper—to
be loved is cut. the same Its to be wise
So young Edwin found before the
orange 1.10814ou18 in Aooeliva's
bonnet had. time to fade. He had
married a lovely. face, a graceful
figure, an empty head and a soul
rel iecul to it1 elements, and shall at
that. Of principle, so that, the right
thit:a should be done even ut the
cost of personal ineolveuiellce-Tof
dotneetio qualities such as u(ake
happy home, a respectable condition
and a prosperous ivarriage—Ange-
liva bad not the veriest shadow.
She was thriftless, idle, unthinking
graceless. The serv'auts kept_ the
hotise and she did not even keep the
books. Edwin's salary was of the
Inmost rigi!.i chat acter and the most
restricted dilileosious; but she. Jet
the meal run out of the sack and the -
ate out. u:f the barrel and did not at-
tvinpt to stop the waste. 1 Le was
always beatitifnl and alw'ay's daintily
attired. In bed half the day, she
was the 11(0st exquisite production
of art ,ull1 nature for the other
half.
But Ler loveliness at last 1•ecame
a drug; in the domestic market,
which Edwin w°ulll willingly ltitve
bartered for a humpback and a lin-
sey woolsey gown, added to the
working qualities of a good house-
keeper, elm kept the expenses with.
in his income and made the borne
Loth honorable and homelike.
With debt, squalor, extravagance
and disorder the degradation was as
certain as that a throne will fall
when the lion -legs are rotten. He
had been cursed with his wish and
the blight was severe, Angelina'e
vices grew daily worse, and leis tem-
per followed suit; while his .finan.ces
shrunk and shrunk. At last the
inevitable catastrophe came to pass
and bankruptcy followed by separa-
tion landed him into desolation and
useless regrets of tepeutance. He
is tion a poorer man, a sadder and
no doubt so far a wiser, to-(jay,than
he was on that bridal n)orn of May
when lie married his adored and
thought he hail forced the gates of
Paradise once and forever, and had
built him for life ant enduring tater-
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(ACIP among
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10 t
D 3fIOW,
ars and flower-•
ing bn(hes. He has learned by
terrible experience that a man does
not always know what is best for'
him, and that even the sickness of
love had sometime: better endure
unhealed than be cured for time
and eternity by the caustic of matri-
mony.
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COPIED FJtOJI NATURE.
\lost of the sl.ilful devices in•
vented by mon for doing fine work
rapidly can he traced to nature,
where for countless eenturifi they
have. been °petatiug. The discover-
er of each now appliance of mechan-
ism alight be Shown that his idea
wns as old as the hills. It is claim-
ed that the inventors of the future
will he those who carefully study
the natural world. The buhr sfones
of the stills are another style of the
molar teeth which grind all the grist
that feedM Ulan and beasts. The
hoofs Of a horse cure mail* of parallel
plates like carriage springs. The
!inset
tile of human ulnntifacture is
n rough afr.ir compered with the
Dutch 1 emit uneul by calinet•nlakr'rs,
The jaw of the turtle end tortoise
lu•u uatufal suissore. The equirrel
carries chisels in his mouth, and
the hippopotamus is provided with
adzes. which all are constantly sitars
petted tie they are worn. The cars
patter's place is found in the jaws
of the bee. The woodpecker has
a powerful little trip-haulwer. The
rlivIngLen imitates the work of the
wan -re -rider, which constructs a
small MAII ender the water, clasps n
bubble betweeu its hind legs, and
dives down to its subwariue chant -
her with the bubble, displacing the
water gradually until its abode
with fishes coutai$tN is large airy
room surrounded by water. lu
laying its eggs on the water the
gnat fastens thew into the shape of
a lifeboat, which it is impossible to
sink without tearing it to pieces.
The iron utast of a modern ship
is strengthened by deep ribs running
along itil Interior. A porcupine
quill is atrelr_' honed by similar ribs.
\\'Iris Ib,s engiueets fou iil that
0)11) i beams ware strni ger than
,olid ou08, they only discovered
is principle than' is very coiunuutly
leen '1 nature. when raw, if
s I r tau A tit ,
solid, could cut support its head of
grain .The bones ofthehlgher aili•
male are Morons, and those of birds,
%!,ere lightue s•• and strength are most
beautifully combined, erg hollow.
The framework of a ship resembles
a skeleton of a herring, Aeronaut,
try to copy the structure and tnove-
mentsof uirds. 1'alissy, the French
_potter, inudie.l seaside shells to learn
(behest. Method of fortifying a towu.'-
The ship mot in is an admirable tun.
neler, boring his way through any
submerged timber and lining th'e
round• passage with a hard casing.
The engineer itrunel tuck a hint
front this animal, and was the first,
to succeed in tunneling under water.
JUST FOR FUN.
—A horse knows more then Soule
men, for it. knows when to say
neigh.
—A Chieagn clergyman Married
thretecouplees on the car the ,othe)
day. He has refused to allow him-
self to Ise patented AN a car -coupler,
however.
—What is that which exists in
winter, audeiliee in summer, and also
grows with its roots upward 7—An
Icicle.
—"That Grumbler family ate the
very ECU Il of the earth !" "But,
Harry, they wove in the very high.,
est circlet." "Well, isn't scuts'
always found at the top?"
—An Irishman apologized fo i
running away from a fight in these
words: Boded, 1'd rather be a
::ovoid for: tiftrrfi 1'11ihates,fhati' a
corps for the rest of my life.
—Scene tilen tiever•10n(w- how to
take a woman ; and indeed there ie
but one way, Oatitely, for better . or
worse,
—Why is a locomotive . engine
like a drunkard ?—Because it re-
peatedly wets its whittle, is . accuse
toned to long dr(tugl.tts and loi v'y
pulls, and its repeatedly 8e0h at the
station.
--"No, \Ir, S.iinpson," she says,
sweetly, "I can never be your wife.
Vire would not be happy. • You are
t00 extravagant in your habits."
"Extravagaiit 1" he repeated. "You
have been misinformed i\Iiss Lulu.
I atm as economical as a Brooklyn
deacon. Why, I have to be."
"Then I can never be your. wife,
Mr. Sampson." "Because I'm
economical ?" "No! becauc3e you hese,
to be ecenomical."'
—`Look here,' said Mm's. 1I'Stingy
to her husband the other evening, as
she' handed him a letter she had
just opened, •Mrs. Smith dosn't
know how to spell.' 11I'Stingy took
the letter and read :—`Mr, and Mrs.
M'Stingy presents is requested at a
christening on the 1811i,' and then
observed with a groan :—'Ay, that's
vera weel to say that We bad . spell.
ing, but there'll mon). a true word
spoken in jest and by accident, ye
know.'
—A man who wanted to learn
what profession he would have his
8011 PM ter, pint. 11111) 111 A rot/Ai with a
Bible, un apple and a dollar bill.
If he found hits when he returned
reading the Bible, he would make it
clergyman of Lim; if eating the apple,
a farmer ; and if interested in the
dollar bill, a banker,. When he did
return he found the boy sitting on
the Bible with the dollar in his
pocket, and the apple almost devour-
ed. Ile wade a politician of him.
IT CAPTURED TILE WIDOW.
He gazed around the cheerful and
comfortable looking apartment, then
addressiug the widow, 11e said :
"Your husband's boon dead over
a year now 1"
"Yes," she answered, with a sigh,
"over a year."
"1 rotnonlber reading his obituary,"
he said, "and I thought it contained
a missatetnent of facts."
":1 missatement of facts?"
"Yes, it said he had gone to a
better home. In my opinion it
would bo impossible for hint to find
a more cheerful, more comfortable,
rwith 1 1oi itra' more charm-
and
ch, -104(esirahle•hoitiotian this,"
The widow smiled sweetly, then
he tons accepted.
HIS VERY LAST•CIGAR.
FICELEBY'S DIZZY EVENING AT A
FIVE DOLLAR BANQUET.
"It was my last cigar," said Mr.
Fickleby, and, carried away by the
flood of and memories, hu leaned hie
head Upon his hand and wept. "You
see," said he, "the followers iu our
set determined to have a banquet,
and we've been saviug up since the
last Fourth of July. It was to be a
five dollar affair, and for a week
beforehand I lived on husks and
abjured pie. I was determined to
eat, drink and be merry, and I
forced myself 1uto a vast capacity.
"The night came. It took me
two hours to dress, but it was worth
while, attd when 1 looked oa myself
at 9 o'clock I beheld a glass of fash-
ion sats mold of form. '!'hire roust
have been fifty ur sixty of the fel-
lows at the banquet. Betides our
set there were a large number of
invited guests. it was about 10
o'oluok when we sat duwu, aud l
%vas so emaciated 11'0111 c00(10ued
and rigorous fasting that I could
hardly hold myself straight.
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THAT FIVE SPURRED III31 ON.
"I rarely touched wine, but when
I pay $5 for a einglu weal, wheu et
my boardinghouse 1 can,get:twenty-
ouo fur the same money, 1 stop at
nothing. So I pe:iuittod the
Menial to repluuish my sherry glass
as often as I emptied it, while oys-
ters, bouillu•r, salmon, sweet breads
and lamb choles vanished behind
t�ly-t(ri9atcofti; ':1ui
'Li tit t'-litii'niit
the claret to flow past sue, but sipped
it while I discussed a tender bit of
beef with asparagus. I have hoard
much of the seductive and insidious
influences of punch, but I must say
that the punch we fellows had at
the banquet seemed to me mole like
lemon ice erea)41 soda water than
the fiery untamed spirit of the
alcoholic flask,
"Cigarettes came %ith the punch,
I may as well confess that I and not
an inveterate smoker. In fact two
or three cigarettes a year generally
is sufficient to allay any cravings
I have for the noxious weed. But
on an occasion like a five dollar
banquet I ant possessed to indulge
in the most reckless dissipation, and
after the punch 1 made away with
two cigarettes. Partridge and a sip
or two of claret followed. I dealt
liberally, as is my want, with the
ire cream and the cakes, the coffee
and the fruits, and wheu the toast -
began, and the champagne was
poured out, I began to feel glorious.
"The speech were capital. Some
of the most learned and witty men
I ever heard austterod to the several
toasts. Every mein around mo was
smoking.. l...S01Uiuoned -a waiter
autk bade hint bring me a cigar. It
was ;just glorious. "Through the
blue wreaths of smoke I could
,just see the orator flinging out his
arms over the china and silver. I
sipped the sparkling wine. .Every-
thing was happy. 1 sat and laugh-
ed and let guy head roll where it
would:
" Tho cigar finished .1 sat back
fingering my wine glass as 1 listen-
ed to the speakers about me. Sud-
'lcu!y I . felt something like a dark,
damp green mold creeping over Ise,
I broke out in a profuse perspira-
tion. A vague feeling that I was
full of protoplasms possessed me.
A strange power seemed trying to
raise lay luugs'into my throat. The
speedh lost its brilliancy. I shaded
my eyes with'my !)and and gazed
earnestly at the tablecloth. The
platea began to move about
strangely. Through the cloud of
smoke about my head calve the
sound . of clapping hands. Who
had been speaking I neither knew
nor cared. There was a wild, tur-
bulent feeling of rebellion in the
region of my diaphragm.
"II E'S UNDER THE TABLE."
"Somebody ruse and began to
,speak. 1 Clare not raise my eyes.- to
see him. 'filo plates swam round
and round. How the damp por-
spiratiou gathered on my forehead!
I could endure the suspense no
longer. I felt that eolnothing was
about to happen. Without a mo-
ment's hesitation I slipped under
the groaning board and began my-
self, to groan in Unison with it. It
may bo said that the cause of our
groaning was identical—a heavy
load, if 1.baceo smoke can bo called
a load. I lauguidly raised my oyo
lids and looked around. I saw a
forest of legs belonging to the lead
ing preachers, doctors and lawyers
in town, a vast forest of legs. I
hear(1 more hand slapping. Tho
logs began to dunce, the table rocked
a chasm opened somewhere. Some-
body cried, "Ile's under the table!"
Then there was laughter.
"All et once 1 wont to pieces. I
remember nothing save a confused
appearance of black faces, and Won-
dered if,I was with Stanley. They
hauled mo along. I tried to think
whether I was !auks Bey or Gerard
Fickleby. If I was the former I
knew Stanley would rescue me. If
I was the latter I knew that I was
not feeling well. I asked the color-
ed person who was supporting me
and whorl 1 believed to he the king
of Senegambia, if we were Anywhere
near the Congo river. Ile said
a rr
. nnu tit 1 about Genesee, r
1 11 �It en and 1 be-
lieve I argued the point with hit»
though I ani nut Sure, I know
1001tOd at the flour just a serum!,
and whoa I raised my eyes the stars
wereshi.uing over my head and the
thermometer was was below zero.
"It seemed to sue that the common
reports of African torridness were
all wrong. I looked about for a
chair, but could tint tame, and was
forced to sit down un the sidewalk.
A policeman, [ believe it was, elnle
aloug and tried to early 01.1 a social
con versatiuu with 2(10, Il.. was au
iguorent tutu, however, aud failed
to follow my titin of thought, and
I told1111 4 e Itnt t thought of hint.
I remember Bathing tiara until I
found myself iu hell with a large
wet cloth on my head. Nu, I stn
firmly reaultled never to image an-
other cigar."-13ullalo Courier. '
ABOUT KISSING.
"Tie certain," writes Steele of
kissing, "that nature was the author,
and that it began with the first
courtship." '!'racing its history back-
ward int() lygoee Centuries, there l8
abundant evidence to prove that it
is, of all act:, as tutiveraul a4 11 ,is
i1n Clinta '
h rian tet 1ss
e
b i uc
t el i u
most countries w1111 various cere-
monial rites and r:ustuut;. Thus, in
early tidies, the act of kissing was
regarded as a sign of huulage, or re-
spect ; and iu minor, Priam i3 re-
presented kissing the hands of
Achilles. when supplicetil?g for 4110
body of Hector. Alluding to the
practice in old Romitu days,l)israoli,
in his Uuriueities of Literature, re-
ina.'k.a-IL41>'.."tjlo. gmatJw.peet peia
to 'the tribunes, consuls or dictators,
obliged• individuals to live with
theta in a more distant and respect.
ful !canner; and instead of embrac-
ing them as they ;lid formerly, they
considered themselves ail fortunate
if allowed to kiss their hands. Un-
der the umperora kissing haus be-
came an essential duty even for the
great tlo'ni olvei." like most social
custodia we find this 413^, under a
variety of forms, prevailing iu 01 her
countries, survivals of which remain
at the present, div, Sumo idea of
the universality of the practice may
be gtlthered tram the filet that in the
literature of the past it is collstnutly
spoken Of as an ordinary uccu'renee
of daily life. Thus, when Caven-
dish, the Well knotvu biographer of
Cau'dinal Wolsey, h.ippeuetl :o visit
a French nobleman at his chtteeu,
the 1 els on entering the ruoni with
her train of attendant maidens, ad•
dressed ihim with these words : "For
as MI 11 as ye be an Englishmau,
whose custom it 15 in your conutry
to_ kiss all ladies and gentlemen
without offense, and although it be
not so in this realm, yet will 1 be
so bold to kiss you, and so shall all
my maiden ." By steads svhoreof,
he it(la.ls, •''I kissed my- lardy and. all
her maidens," As might be expect-
ed, the custom (1i11 not, Boil favor in
.Aho eyes -of the conscientious mural-
ists'of the time, tinny of whom de-
nounced the fashion in no uunloasur-
ed terms. -
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(.'mrd,, Envelopes, Progr:ul Ines.
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NEWS-ItECORD 0114.0.
LI LIE'S
CARRIAGE AND WAGON FACTORY,
Corner II mon and Orange Streets, Clint. 0.
FIRST -CLt\S. MATERIAL
• and t'\St'NP118En HMS 1104(41
Repairing and Repainting.
,ur ALI. WORK WARRANTED. :ryl t'.11
DR. WASHINGTON,.
Throat tttl41 Lain. Surgeon, 01
'I'o1.OIito.
Will he at the
Rallcubury) Rause
CLINTON.
FEI3Y.=.1TH
All Day.
A fuss of the I ireds ettre(i Ly 1)1
\tiASIIINGTI,N'S 1Yew• Itlethod
of JlllilatatiUll
W. I1. Storey', of Storey h Son, prominent.
p,luc u,auufact(tteta.af A'tpu,, 1ot.t... cnrul.,.b'
1)r, Washington of ...marl' of 'the throat, bad
farm, and pronounced iucurible hate eulinelit
souriallsts to Hasa( 1 and !]:gland. Write him
for particulars.
Cllroole Ilruna)iiliaaudAstlana Cured
An English Chhrch'Clergynaan speaks,
ltectur)', Cloru3,iiIl nt .
Da. WA:d ime:4m. - .
Desalt due, -. I u ui glad to be Rile to hlh.nn 4.041
that our daughtor i^ onite.x ell again. AF this is -
the seeui l time si.e had 1,e011 enrol of grave
branchial trn,lblea tinder your treutnient, when
the usual raalienties failed, 1,a rite to exprebs guy
gratitude. flea-e'nevept (4 antccro thunllI.
. Yours truly;
U. B. pETTi'r
Mrs Jnu Melielyy, Kingston, Ont., Catarrh and
Consumption.
Jelin1h:Kuley, Kingston, Ont, Catarrh.
Mr .1 !lopping, Kingston, Ont, Brunelle COnbump •
• tion.
Jia t:. hrott, Kingatur., Ont, Catarrh, head and
throat.,
Mrs Jno Bertram, Ifartvndanaith, Ont, near 'Ong -
stun, Catarrh, throat.
Miss Vary A Ronlbourg, Centreville, Ont,.,atarrh
head and throat.
James Mathews, t'. Master, Acton, Ont.
A Elfishthroa,t. Gents Furnishing, lleilevi11e, Catarrh •
John Phippon, P. 0. Sandhurst, Ont (nearxepa.
bee), Catarrh head and throat. Bad Mase
SQt:\D ADVIPE.—Those having. sales of any
kind should consider that it is just as important
to have their posters properly displayed and ape
pear neat and attractive, as itis to have a good
auctioneer. Tf)R NCWM•It1LCORn (Hakes a spe,•htlt '
of this class of work, they have the materiel end
experience 10 give you what y ou want at very
reasonable prices.
•
. . TRAY S'TOC'K ADVEItc
- A TISEMMF.x'I'S inserted In THE
--ty"` NEWS RECORD at 1ow rates. The taw
makes it compulsory to advertise stray, Sock.
If you want any hind of advertising you 'nut
o bettor than Bill on 'ews•Itecor'.
CURE
FITS!
When I say Curia I do not mean merely tt,
itop them for a time, and then have them re
,ora again. I MEAN A RADICAL CURB.
I have made the disease of
E XTS, EPILEPSY or
FALLING SICKNESS,
A life long study. I wLRRANT my remedy to
Cuxu the Wonst oases. liecaaso ethors hav6
ralledlsnore:ttonfornotnmvrecelvin acuro
Send at once for
atreatlso
and EEI
aF C�OTTL7I
of mp INNAT+LISLE Rl(�1EDY. Givye Lzpress
^nd Post ORlre. It costs yeasnothtng for a
t-ia:, and tt will cure you. Address
Dr II. (4. ROOT, 87 Yongo fit., Toronto, ant.
r'tw- %'y'• -x'79.