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The Huron Expositor, 1949-08-19, Page 2' 'ea at Seuforth,;Outario, ev- iiUrsday 'afternoon by McLean Ii Member of Canadian Weekly Newspapers Association, inscription rates, $2.00 a year in I nce; foreign $2.50 a year. Single pYee, .5 cents each. Advertising rates on application. ,Authorized as Second Class Mail Peat Office Department, Ottawa ZEAFORTH, Friday, August 19th Seaforth Trees During recent weeks it has lAen necessary for municipal employees to cut down a•number of large trees bordering the streets of Seaforth. The trees were weakened by old age and had become a menace to life and property. No one can criticize the eliminat- ing of what obviously was a hazard. `At the same time, assurance should be. given by those in authority that steps are being taken to make cer- tain that other trees throughout the town are being maintained in a man- ner to provide for their continued growth, and that where it has been necessary to eliminate a tree, a young tree is planted in its place. One of the biggest assets any com- munity can have is its streets lined with wide -spreading trees. They add a stability and pleasantness that can- not be achieved in any other way. In this respect Seaforth is particularly fortunate. Its tree -bordered streets are one of the finest attributes of life in the town, and it would indeed be unfortunate if through lack of thought or neglect they were allow- ed to disappear. If this happened clad the streets became sweltering ovens in the summer and bleak, bar- - Ten stretches in the winter, the pre- sent generation would be subject to grave criticism in that it failed to guard its heritage, • The Ausable Report • A large portion of Huron County may be affected as a result of a meet- ing in Parkhill last week when the Ausable Valley Conservation report was presented. The recommenda- tions contained in the report provide for control measures extending across the southern part of the coun- ty, and including large areas in Tuckersmith, Usbo.rne, Hay and Stephen Townships, and in Hibbert Township in Perth. These, munici- palities are located at the northern limits of the Ausable watershed. .Aimed at halting disastrous spring floods throughout the Ausable wa- tershed, at the same time boosting the sluggish summer flow of this problem watercourse, the report calls for vigorous channel improvement schemes in the main river and its one-time principal tributary, Park- hill Creek and construction of a ser- ies of dams and reservoirs,.including a major storage basin in Hay Swamp costing $200,000. One outcome of the report, if the recommendations are adopted and proceeded with, will be the conver- .sion of non-agricultural lands in the watershed to recreational uses. De- velopment of 'more than 9,000 acres in this category is recommended. Among the smaller sites selected are areas in the Hensall and Cromarty districts. While the report in i templates a' co tlry pr ly exceeding $ ,000,000—it considered n so much in th of its initis cost, but rather from the standpoint of the savings to be +elected through the years by the retention of top ,soil now being flood- ed from the lands. From this stand- i. point alone the price may well be a • bargain. - ntirey con - r. "-possib-\ ould be I t •' , Panning Problems Probably no producer is as much ,t the mercy of circumstances as the lathier, h veryorie is dependent on '10 product, yet the farmer moist be repored. for ,and frequently over- au manlier of plagues and var- eaiiher ,wind, water hail; 3 drouth, frost, asshoppers, and army worms—be .ween the time he sows his seed and harvests hiscrops. mile he undoubtedly will always have a weather problem, relief. is at. hand for some of the troubles that beset him. Last fall, entomological surveys of Western Canadian grain lands indi- cated 1949 would see one of the worst grasshopper plagues in the history of the, prairie provinces. Farmers in those provinces knew the grasshop- per well. They recalled other years when the winged invaders had come • and great areas of lush countryside were rendered completely barren. During previous plagues little was accomplished to halt the voracious ins ct horde. Warnings of infesta- tiorl often came too late. Inadequate methods were used to destroy the at- tackers. Destruction to crops was usually complete. This year matters were different. After last year's plague teams of entomologists went out in the field to determine the degree of infestation by counting grasshopper eggs. They found millions of them. They chart- ' ed maps showing the extent of in- festations in various areas of the provinces. Then the battle really began. Ag- ricultural chemists came out with two new lethal poisons far superior to those used previously, and indus- try made these available to western farmers in great quantities. Every westerner was so grasshopper -con- scious by the time the 'hoppers hatch- ed, they knew exactly what to do to stem the invasion. And they did it. The plague was successfully. curbed. But as the grasshoppers were de- feated, a new scourge appeared in certain provinces — a little, green louse, the aphid, which is as a rule only moderately troublesome. Through some abnormality of the weather, and nature, it suddenly ap- peared in the late sown crop, oats and barley, in swarming millions. And the patient days of labor invest- ed by hundreds of farmers in bring- ing along a promising crop were wip- ed, out in a matter of hours. This new pest has often damaged crops in the United States, the Win- nipeg Free Press points out, but it is the first time it has caused ser- ious damage here. Coming unexpectedly, there was no opportunity to organize preven- tive measures on an adequate scale; thus the work done to control the pest was carried out with that sense of desperation that attends a Iosing battle. Out of it may come the necessary knowledge to set up effective meas- ures for future control. Meantime, the affected farmers can do nothing but grit their teeth and face their loss. GOOD ADVICE (Mitchell Advocate) What better advice could a new International Lions President hand out to the members of his vast or- ganization than to "revalue our own motives and objectives; to be sure that our actions and inhibitions are free from the tarnish of pettiness and selfishness? We must decide to what degree we want peace on earth and then make up our minds to sacri- fice enough of our personal comfort and pleasure to pay the necessary price to attain that goal," he said. Which advice could be adopted by every citizen regardless of affiliation with any organization. • A THING OF THE PAST (The Kingsville Reporter) The hired girl of yesterday has vanished. She was readily accessible in tithes of family stress to lend a helping hand for indefinite and lengthy periods. ,Families were large in number and especially while the children were young mothers did rely on the hired girl to oil the house- hold wheels. Today the hired girl has turned' into a store clerk, a tele- graph operator, a restaurant wait- ress, a typist or stenographer.. "Wherever she is she receives at least a minimum wage for a maximum number of working hours. She can count on a vacation with pay. She is an independent woman of the world and she is her own boss.., It's tiyrtime . . "„ ialtu'jtehi ig time call it what Yea, y; but flies have suddenly. `arrive :a,t Lazy Meadows in nunilmaa g3?ehter than we have experienced``in quite some time. At utilizing tithe ;they cluster on the cow's backs are switch- ed away by eonatantjy moving tails, only to descep.tj;'; on some other part of the co al' anatomy. Mrs- Phil is canning frit and vege- tables these days and:the flies are literally black on the Screen door. Before opening it one; must take off one's hat and swish -and -swoosh to set all the flies in motion. At the precise moment i when you think they are confused enough, you open the door quickly and jump in . . . taking great care to see that the door is pulled tightly closed after you. In spite of all your efforts the flies do get in. They zoom around the ceiling and then dive for the syrupin the pre- serving -kettle. Laden. with the sug- ary syrup they slip in behind the window blinds and inthe warmth and comfort of this spot proceed to enjoy their stolen sweets and make tracks on the window panes. By ;) 11ryr :,1 Boyle.' ed to snip a small aetUare front a." piece of old screening and mount iton a handle and mother woµld bind •the edge of the screen up , with cloth. There were usually • two o1` these ataanand the house, One lay on the corner of the buf- fet in the kitchen, and the other a. was usually left tear the pantry door. Every art often mother would pick up the swatter nearest to her and make aL raid en. the flies. Our front parlor was .always kept closed in the summertime. The idea persisted that in this way the the room could be kept cool. But, in spite of all our case, flies always seemed to manage to slip into the room. While taking the dust covers off the furniture, mother would wield the swatter on the flies. Then the room would be closed up, to await the arrival of the company. I used to like to sit back in the corner atter the company was seated in the parlor and watch the hies pouring in from the kitchen. They would zoom in to the doorway and for a moment or two look the situation over. Immediately after this pre- liminary check-up they would line up their sights on the visitors and torture them. Being visitors they couldn't indulge in the arm -waving and slapping that they would have done in their own homes. The flies seemed to sense this and it added to their enjoyment of the whole affair. Back woodsheds are always a favorite spot for flies. They seem to' like crawling acrosssun-drench- ed spots in the wooden floor . and clustering around soapy wa- ter left in a wash basin . . . and old berry boxes . . . and other spots where they can enjoy them- selves. Grandfather used to doze off to sleep in an old dilapidated rocker that stood inside the back kitcln door. I can remember the sun cutting in across the edge of the door jamb and lighting up one side of his, face. The files used to have a great time crawling around h:s moustache . . . and we had a field • day watching. A fly would skim back and forth and finally land on the bristly ends of the moustache. The moustache would quiver and twitch and the fly would hcp from one bristle to the other Finally in a sleepy half-hearted ges- ture grandfather's hand would home up and brush at the moustache and the fly would be away . . . only to return when everything had quieted down. Fly swatters were a luxury in my boyhood . . . that is the "boughten" kind were. Father us - Those were the days before streamers of sticky paper. We bought ours in the flat sheets which were Iaid around the house. During the season father always managed on at least two occasions, to sit in the sticky paper. He would rant and rave, and tear up a sheet of the paper and get his hands covered with it . . . and mother would have to come to the rescue with hot water. The hardship of.flies and the continu- ous battle against them has been cut down a great deal. Fly spray and gadgets of various kinds have been introduced of late years to combat the menace of houseflies. Think how lucky you are to live in a day and age when such in- ventions are used and imagine haw you would have liked to battle the flies with such primitive weapons as we were forced to use a few years ago. • Just A Smile Or Two • Miss Jenkins asked every child in her class who wanted to go to Heaven to raise his hand. All but one 'beginner did so. "Why don't you want to go to Heaven, Tommy?" asked his teach- er. "I'd like to," came the prompt reply, "but mother told me to come straight home," The pretty young teacher was instructing the grammar class, in the conjugation of the verb "to love." "Bobby," she said, "can you tell me what it is when I say, `i love you, you love, he loves'. " "That," said the precocious lit- tle fellow, "is one of them tri- angles where somebody gets shot." Huron Federation of Agriculture Farm News Farms Loans Through F.I.L.A. Once the harvest is finished, many farmers take advantage of the golden autumn days to make everything snug around the farm before winter sets in, Perhaps the barn roof needs repairing, maybe a new hen house is needed.; or a new summer kitchen has to be added to the back of the house. Sometimes these repairs, or new construction jobs, are let slide because a farmer hesitates to go ahead unless ready cash is avail- able. That was a good reason once upon a time, but not so strong a one since 1944 when parliament passed the Farm Improvement Loans Act. Under the terms of that Act, Canadian farm owners may obtain loans for repairing old farm build- ings, or building new ones, to fix up or install heating and plumbing systems, to fence or drain his land, to buy, implements, livestock, or equipment. Even tourist cabins may be financed, if located on the farm, and operated as a side -line to the main business of farming. The borrower contributes a por- tion of the •cost of the article purchased or the proposed project. In case of farm implements, the borrower puts up one-third. In most other cases the loan is for 75 per cent, but for the construc- tion, alteration, or repair of farm buildings loans may he made for up to 90 per cent of the cost. The maximum of an individual loan is $3,:00.0, at five per cent simple interest. There are no extra charges. Se- curity for the loan is provided by the farmer's land holdings or im- plements,or both. According to the Act, all F..I.L.A. loans are made through the char- tered banns of Canada. Any farm- er interested in getting one of these loans should, therefore, talk the matter over with his local bank manager. Farm Machinery in Eastern .Canada !Some interetsing ,figures on the power and equipment required to operate various sized farms .in Eastern Canada have been turned up in recent studies by t'he Agricultural Engineering Division of the Experimental Farnis Ser- vice, Dominion Department of Agriculture. From the figures given, 4t ap- pears that, acre for acre, it re- quires less money to mechanize a 504acre farm than one with 150 acres. Bu — t still acre for acre— it •requires more money to mechan- ize a 50-aere farm than one with 250 acres, I It is also clear that with prac- tically no effort at all a farmer can commit himself to more machinery than he really needs. Basic requirements to the 54 -150- 250 -acre farms studied were: horses, harness, double wagons, double sleds, hay racks„ walking plough, disc • harrows, drag har- rows, cultivators, grain drills, grain binders, mowers, rakes and ted- ders, acu ers, small tools. Of course the amount invested in each item varied with the size of the farm. Equipment that was not consid- ered necessary for t'he 50 -acre farm ,but was needed for the 150 and 250 -acre farms included a tractor, hay loader, manure spread- er, row cultivator, corn binder, en- silage cutter, fanning mill, grinder, milking machine. Always subject 'to many local qualifications and special condi- tions the approximate capital requirements to outfit the three farms mentioned were reckoned to run about $1,872 for the 50 -acre farm, $5,845 for the 150 -acre farm, $7,190 for the 250 -acre farm. Respectively, those totals work out to $37.44, $38.97, $28.76 per acre. For the farmer who already has a 50 -acre farm mechanized to the standard mentioned above, the per acre cost of mechanizing a 100 -acre addition to his farm would be $39.73. A 200 -acre addition to his farm would drop the per acre cost of further mechanization to $26.59. But the farmer who is already operating a 150 -acre mechanized farm, and who decides to add 100 acres to his layout, would have the most reasonable outlay of all to achieve adequate mechanization. The extra 100 acres would only need the additional investment of $13.45 per acre. The danger of over -mechaniza- tion, and the ease with which a farmer could get into that position, was clearly indicated by the ease of the man with the 150 -acre mechanized farm who in a moment of weakness added a combine and a forage crop harvester to his equipment. That sent his capital. to $48. ent per acre rocketing Sometimes high capital invest- ment per acre can become an asset fora farmer when he undertakes custamn work for neighbors Who don't have as much equipment as he has,. but it's a risky .business. How To Hammer It is little consolation after hit- ting your thumb violently with a hatniaer, to hear 'the old wisecrack, (Continued on Page 9) lolly Joe has many friends, Is never seen to frown. No matter what his troubles are, They Cannot get him down. OIPALTMI NT' Of NATIONAL II/ALT/1 ANA MILIALJ Years Agone Interesting Items Picked From The Huron Expositor of Twen- ty-five and Fifty Years Ago. Car Rams Miik Wagon • Al milks wagon was demolished beyond recognition and the driver, Clarence "Delay" Boyle,amwas tale ea to hospital n an Wednesday morning. Mr. Boyle, who is employed by the Exeter Dairy, was returning home after making his morning delivery and was going down the hill opposite Cavan ,Church when the wagon was struck from behind by an auto- mobile driven by ','Frenohie" Ay- otte. Boyle was thrown out and received nasty ,cuts on the face and head. He was attended by Dr, Milner andtaken to St. Joseph's Hospital in the Hopper -Hockey ambulance. The horse ran away and was stopped at the Exeter north corner. .It received several cuts. Part of the cart was carried for • 150 yards. The front of the Aeotte car was badly damaged. Chief John Norry is investigating. —Exeter Times -Advocate. From The 'Hugon Expositor August 15, 1924 Among those who led the parade from ..,,Hamilton at the Old Boys' Reunion last week were Charlie Layton, Archie Middlemost and Millie Johnstone. They also seut an advance Cheque to help finance the event. One of the special fea- tures of the Reunion was the prize given to the youngest person in town and the oldest. The first nam- ed went to Audrey McGavin, daugh- ter of Mr. and Mrs. George McGav- in and the other went to Mr. Thos. Daly, who was then 75 years old.' Their birthdays were both on tl'ie llth of July. Mr. C. L. Willis, of Stettler, Alta., who attended the last three days of the Old Boys' Reunion, left for his home Thursday morning. • Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Bell and son, Clifford, of Toronto, spent the past two' weeks with friends here, Mr. Clifford Bell, who has been gener- al superintendent of the Palmolive Co., in Toronto, for the past two years, is being sent to Australia this fall by his firm. Mrs. Isabella Wilson, who has, been visiting with Mr. and Mrs. W. Adams, has returned to Galt. Mrs. Wilson is a charter member of First Presbyterian, Church here and sang in the choir over fifty years ago. Mr. and Mrs. Ed. McFaul, of St. Thomas, have returned to their home after attending the Old Boys' Reunion here. Work is going on lively in the way of erecting the fine large up - to date two-storey brick addition to the public school in Hensall. Alfred Taylor, Charles Wolff and Thomas Welsh are at the head of the job. Mr. M. McTaggart, who has been accountant in the Canadian Bank of Commerce here for some time, has been transferred to Toronto, and his place here has been taken by Mr. Dobson, of Toronto. Seaforth Old Boys' Reunion was very grateful to Dr. Chas. Camp- bell and his Heilan Pipers from New York for the kindly contribu- tion which they made to the event. Mitchell town was to have contri- 'buted a night's program, but it could not be presented owing to the drenching rain. It poured all afternoon and evening. • From The Huron Expositor August 11, 1899 In the results of the public sdhool-leaving examinations, we notice that Miss Edith Falconer, of Bayfield, obtained the highest marks in the inspectorate for drawing. Mr. John Morrison, of McKillop, has erected a new residence on his farm, using Gutteridge pressed brick. Mr. Hector Reid, of Stanley, who is fast gaining for himself a repu- tation as a breeder of Shropshire sheep, last week disposed of about 20 of his fine flock to Mr. Peavey, of Iowa. Mr. Wm. Anent, of Brucefield, received a carload of barrel head- ing last week, and has commenced the manufacture'of barrels. As .Mr. Cantine, of St. Joseph, was coming in from the station on Saturday last with a cab load of gentleman from Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal, the bolt that fattens the whiffletrees to the pole of the cab, 'broke, the horses running away and did, not stop until they reached the sawmill yard at St. Joseph. The cab and its occupants were left by the roadside. Fred J. Lawrence, son of James Lawrence, McKillop, has resigned his school at Bervie and has re- ceived •a more lucrative position at Taylor's Corners, five miles east of Goderich. A handsome suspension bridge has been erected opposite the farm of George Murdie in McKillop. It is the workmanship of the popular farmer, Edward Sperling, The following were ticketed out of town to distant parts this week by W. •Somerville, up -town agent of the Grand Trunk: Geo. Dickson to Saginaw, Mich.; 'Chat,. . Andrews,' Constance, to Yorkton, Sask.; Dr. and Mrs. Waters, of Constance, to Detroit; Wm. Ballantyne to Brace bridge; William Rai, McKillop, to St. Pual, Minn. Three rinks of bowlers from the Seaforth Lawn Bowling Club went to Clinton on Tuesday last to play a friendly match with that club. The rinks were: W. 0, Reid, • 11as. Seott, J. S. Roberts and W. K. Pearce, skip; C. W, Pepsi, P. Helm- stedt R. 5. Hays and P. C. Cole- man, skip, and Jas. MVIeMichael, '. Coleman, H gime:re and W. D. Bright, skip. The 'Seaforth Z hayers won by 21 shots. Dashwood Man Injured Clare Musses who drives the Guenther bus from Exeter to Grand Bend, met with a motor- cycle accident Wednesday morn- ing and was rushed in the Hoff- man ambulance to St Joseph's Hospital, London. Clare had driv- en the bus to the Dashwood post - office preparing to •bring the mail to Exeter. He went for a ride on a motorcycle and about three-quar- ters of a mile east of Da:.hwood lost control and took to the ditch. He was rendered unconscious and suffered cuts about the head and face. He was attended by Dr. A. Read, who is summering at Grand Bend and was afterwards taken to London.—Exeter Times -Advocate. were made on Saturday evening: with Xert vagar, president of the•.+ Howie I4 s s, ,making the draws. - Winners were: 1st, Philco radio-•• phono combination, going to Camp- bell (}rapt, Walkerton; 240, a._ edit of clothes, Bert Armstrong, Wing - ham; 3rd, aatpmatie electric toast- er, George 'Beattie, Wingham, -- Wingham: Advance -Times, AttendingCamp At Petawawa ' Twenty+-sik hien of the 21st Anti- Tank Regiment left on Sunday for a week's intensive training._ at the summer camp in PetawaWa :'Cars <, transported the different groups,, headed 'by 'Major T. W. Platt of P; the 99th Battery. Others frgm the local battery included Bdr. L. G. Casemore and Gnre. J. A. Barbour, W. H. Wills, L. E. Dawson and K. A. Redmond. — Wingham Advance - Times. I, To Install Culverts on Highway Now that the roadbed has set- tled on Highway No. 21 between Goderich and about four miles north of Bayfield, work will com- mence Monday on the installing of cement culverts. Looby & Looby, of Dublin, have the contract for the work.—Goderich Signal -Star. Disastrous Dive A live into 2% feet of water from the pier at Grand Bend sev- erely injured James 'Sullivan, 16 of Grand Bend. Rushed by ambu lance, under police escort, to Vic toria Hospital, London, • the youth was found to have received a dis located neck—possibly broken— which paralyzed his body.—Clinton News -Record. A.; Falls 22 Feet George A. Bailey, 60, Clinton, is a patient in Sarnia General Hos- pital with several fractures of his hip as the result of a fall sustain- ed in the Canadian National Rail- way yards in Sarnia Tuesday of last week. An employee of the Bridge and Building Department of the C.N.R., Mr. Bailey was work- ing with a gang of men repairing a building, when he lost his foot- ing and fell 22 feet to the ground. He lighted on his hip and serious- ly injured it. He will be confined to ho§pital for some time.—Clin- ton News -Record. Kinsmen Stage Carnival The Wingham Kinsmen's first carnival was a most successful event with large crowds attending both nights., Booths, games, danc- ing and rides provided amusetnent , fin.—Wingham Advance -Times. fpr all. The big event commenced with an exceptionally fine parade of floats and new cars, headed by the 21st Regiment Band, Nearly 'fifty vehicles were in the parade which originated at the south end of the town and proceeded up Jos- ephine Street to the town park. The attendance prize on Friday night, a mantel radio, went to W. Sheldon, Goderich. Lucky draws iMinister Gives Interesting Talk Rev. A. H. Daynard, of Staffa, gave the Mitchell Junior Farmers a splendid description of, Algonquin Park when they met at the High, School Tuesday night. Marion Viv- ian presided over the Junior Insti- tute at the same time, the meeting opening with the Ode. Wilma Dow told of the making of china and Oliver Roger gave a demonstration in ,arranging flowers. Clarence Mc- Dougall conducted, a business ses- sion for the joint meeting, and Keith McLagan took charge of the sing -song and the Twenty Ques- tions quiz. Lunch closed an enjoy- able evening.—Mitchell Advocate. Sustains Fractured Leg Michael Connelly, of Bornholm, suffered a fractured leg reportedly received when he was struck by a car driven by Keith Leggatt, R.R- 4. Mitchell, early Sunday morning. Apparently the man was walking' or bitch -hiking and the driver of the car could not see him. The ac- cident happened on No. 23 High- way near Kennicott and was in- vestigated by Provincial Constable C. N. Anderson. of Stratford. First taken • to Stratford Hospital, Mr. Connelly was later removed to Vic- toria Hospital, London, where he•• is resting comfortably. — Mitchell Advocate. Dies in Lucknow Word has been received of the - death of Mrs. Wes, Hill, the formers Ella McKay, of Seaforth, which oc- curred at Lucknow Tuesday morn- ing. Her husband was raised in Mitchell and they resided her for some years conducting a grocery' store in the property east of W. H. Hofiick's. They have been in busi- ness in Lucknow for some time.. Survivingare her husband and one- daughter,—Mitchell Advocate. Presented With 'Travelling Bags Last Friday evening on behalf of the Wingham United Church, a: presentation of a twin 'set of trav- elling bags was made to Mrs. John Thompson, formerly Miss Tena Reid, prior to her leaving on Aug. 17 for Trinidad, where her hus- band, Rev. John C. Thompson, has been appointed for evangelistic' work, Mrs. Thompson served for several years as organist and choir director of the church prior to her marriage. An address was read by Mrs. William Field and the presen- tation was made by Mr. G. W, Tif- . Inducted At St. Marys Rev. J. T. Fleming, M.A., B.D., formerly of Kingsville, was induct- ed into the St. Marys United ' Church Friday evening last, suc- ceeding Rev. W. E. Aldworth, an Exeter Old Boy, who has been ap- pointed to the pastorate of the United Church in Tillsonburg.— Exeter Times -Advocate. He, She or It (By F. B. W., in Winnipeg Free Press) The Toronto Saturday Night was recently referred to as "she" by a correspondent, a suggestion which has caused the editor'of that dis- tinguished journal to dwell some- what sadly on this question of con- ferring a .sex on inanimate objects. As he pointed out, periodicals are usually just "it," and he did not mean either the kind of it which was once attributed to Miss Clara Bow. Even here, though, there have been exceptions. This august insti- tution has in its time been called "the Old Lady of Carlton Street," though only' ,by the frivolous and light -minded, while the Times of London is quite often known as the "Old Lady of Printing House Square," though again not by one serious, The French, having no neuter in their langdage—a rather charm- ing tribute to the race—are con- fronted with no problem in this matter. For them, a gazette is femine and certainly many in France are somewhat shrill; while a ship is masculine, a boat can be feminine, and a car either one or the other, depending no doubt on the mood of the chastener and the appearance of the automobile. Thus, presumably, a limousine would be male and a sports model female. There is no such easy way out for the English speaking peoples, though this is not so much a Mat- ter of grammar as It le of senti- ment and tradition. The grammar- ians, even English grammarians, would solve it easily enough by calling everything which was not plainly one or the other "it." But what kind of a solution would this be? Imagine, for a single horrible moment, a sailor riding around the Ocean on an "it," turning "its head into a :high sea or giving •'it+, a coat of paint. Only a grammar - Ian could! Even during the war when .some 'United States ships 1 were given masculine names, the crew always referred to the John B. Howard, for example, as "her," never "him," and still more never, "it," We have never heard a sailor use anything but the feminine for his craft, which is perhaps why some people think of sailors as they do, though indeed it is only a reflection of the lonely and mas- culine life of the sea which causes so many of Conrad's voiceless mert to transmute their wooden world into the feminine.gende'r. There was something of this in the army andair force during the war. An infantry man would re- mark: She's shooting alright, about his rifle. The desert army rode around in trucks and lorries known as Harrogate Anne, or Joan, or Sally, and these would automatically, become shes to be treated with affection and regard. The men who flew turned their planes into females, and evert President Truman rides around in. a "Sacred Cow," not a Sacred Bull, which is perhaps not so much proof for the argument as good political judgment. But, in con= trast, neither women pilots nor lady truck drivers, as far as we can discover, treat their vehicles as masculine, which does not aid the Freudian, aspect of the discus- sion. Perhaps in the new world all' this will be changed. This femin- izing of industry and occupation) may be no more than a relic of the plan's world which used to be, before women came into business. It may be that: in the future, the long future, we hope, ships will be `!lie" and the sailors of the day will gather to their tasks singing "Hooray and Up He Rises," while ships' captains grovel at helmsmen to "Iteep him en his proper course," Come to think Olt it, perhaps ifs time the twits, 1, A r4 • i