The Huron Expositor, 1941-11-14, Page 5NOI ry, .E'ER` 1:4, x,94 .
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The Week At the Seaforth Collegiate Institute
(By Harry Scott)
A„ special assempvly was held on
Monday afternoon at three o'clock,
with C. P. Sills the guest speaker.
MT. Sills spoke on behalf of the Leg-
ion and told many interesting and
amusing stories of his experiences
overseas during the last Great War.
Many new records that the school
have purchased were •also played.
* * *
The basketball .has not yet started,
but the girls are going strong at Vol-
ley Ball. On Monday the Torpedoes
of Grade IX defeated the Bombers of
Grade X 21-18 in the first game. Tor-
pedoes—Betty Dale 4, Maxine Denni-
son 2, June Shaw 2, Adrienne Bannon
4, Doris Ferguson 4, Dorothy Huisser
b, Betty Dunlop, Jean Agar. Bombers
—Jean Wright 2,” Esther Patton 5, Pat
Bechely 4, Marjorie McKenzie 2, Lois
Finnigan 2, Theresa O'Neill 2, Marian
McGavin 1, Helen 'Smith.
The second game was to tie between
:the Gunners and the Fliers, 21-21.
Gunners—Margaret Quinlan 6, Mar-
garet Edler 6, Lorna Dale 5„ Lenora
1-labkirk, 3,,. Jean Habkirk 1, Shirley
Love; Dorothy Agar, Harriet Russell.
Fliers—Kathleen Holmes 10; Geralda
Flannery 7, Lois Jamieson 2, Loie
Harrison 1, Pauline Matthews 1, Joyce
Carter, Katherine Laudenbaoh.
On Wetnesday in the first game
Grade XI, swamped the Torpedoes of
Grade IX '30-9. Grade XI—Kathleen
Holmes 10, Joan McMaster 6, Mar-
jorie Golding 6, Anes Dunlop 2, Jean
Hurford' 2, Beth Campbell 2, Pauline
Matthews, Torpedoes—Betty Dale 4,
Dorothy Huisser 2, Betty Dunlop 1,
Maxine Dennison 1, Doris Ferguson 1,
Jean Agar, Adrienne. Bannon, June
Shaw.
The combined team of Grades XII
and XIII defeated the Gunners of
Grade IX 44-16. Gradcs XII and XIII
—Betty Matthews 19, Lillian South-
gate 11, Trixie Sandford 4, Ahyvonne
Moore 3, Hazel Anderson 2, Isobel
McKellar 2," Winnifred Russell 2,
Janie Moffat 1. Gunners --- Margaret
Quinlan 7, Lorna Dale 4, Dorothy
Agar 2, Margaret Eller. 1, Harriet
Russell, Jean Habkirk 1, Lenora Hab-
kirk 1, Shirley Love, Veronica Ma-
ioney, Berea Blanchard, Marian
Grieve.
TUCKERSMITH
Mr. and Mrs.' G. Elliott, of Walton,
-were Sunday visitors with Mr. and
Mrs.,. R. Brown and Me. and Mrs. S.
H, 'Olrhitmore.
' Mr. and Mrs. L. Tebbutt 'were at
the funeral of the late Miss Tillie Tele
utt in Clinton on Monday,
Old Man Winter •has"given us a
taste of real wi'n'ter this last week-
end.
Mr. Bert Gibbings, of the Huron
Road West, is under the doctor's carp
;with an 'attack of pleuro pneumonia.
Mr. S. H. Whitmore attended a
meeting of county council in Coda -
etch on Wednesday.
MANLEY
Mr. John A. Eckert finished the
threshing..season this week and re-
poae�ts good returns, except the buck-
wheat, which is practically all lost be -
..cause they did not take the advice of
•experience who told them to cut it
with the binder and stook it: In 1926
it was another year like this, but the
• farmers had it cut and stooked be-
fore the bad weather set in, and most
•of the buckwheatewas threshed iu No-
vernber after it was covered with
•snow and ice and the grain was sav-•'
ed, it being e bumper crop the• same
as ,this year.• Buckwheat can stand
a lot 'of unfavorable weather as long •
as it is stooked.
CONSTANCE
The W.M.S. thankoffering meeting
was held at the home of Mrs. John
Nottingham on Wednesday. November
5th, with a good attendance. Mrs.
William Britton was in the chair. The
theme was "Far Faith in Which We
Live," Mrs. William Britton read a
number of verses. Mrs. P. Lindsay
offered prayer, after which Mrs. Brit-
ton prayed for the missionaries. Mrs.
B, B. Stephenson read an article on
"Systematic Giving!' and Mrs. J. J.
Nottingham gave a paper on �.Tern-
perance. • A reading• on China was
given by .Mrs:.. Wm. Britton. Mr.
Menzies sang a,, solo entitled, "The
Lord is Counting On You." Mrs. A.
W. Gardiner, of Egmondville, was the
guest speaker and her, subject was
•"The gift of•• lite and hbw to use it,
gift of time and the gift. of -steward-
ship of• our money." She asked, "De
we love our Master enough to lay on:
treasurers at His feet?" Mrs. Gardiner
•closed the meeting with prayer.
Mr,' Kelso Adams went to London
last week for his medical examination
prior to joining the service, and, while
there spent a few days with friends.
Kelso has enlisted with the R.C.A.F',
as an aircraftman and .n*ill be station-
ed at Galt.
Mrs. Ben Snell spent the week -end
-with friends in Harriston.
Mrs. Wm. Clarke and eon, Mr. Eph-
rlam Snell visited friends in Strath -
a oy' recently. Mrs. Papineau realm
-
• ed with them and is visiting relatives.
Miss Florence Taylor, R.N., of To-
ronto, is visiting her mother, Mrs. H.
Taylor and Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Ta,'-
lor and other relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Broadfooteeof
Walton, visited M'r. and Mrs. William
Britton on Friday of last week.
Mrs. George Leitch held a quilting
for Group 4 of the W.A. on Tuesday.
Mrs. R. Lawson spent a few days
visiting Mr. and Mos. Jack Davidson,
Brucefield, and '•1VIr. and Mrs. Leslie
Lawson, of Tuckersmith, this week.
.Mr. and Mrs. E. Lawson and son,
Reg, were in London last week. Their
daughter, Doris, returned with them.
;anI,'*'pent the weekend.
HULL E F
can Church, was a double one as Mrs.
Arkell's son-in-law, Mr. John Lither-
land, passed away after a heart at-
tack just 11/2 hours later, which was
a terrible shock to the friends. Mrs.
Arkell was a great worker in the or-
ganizations of the church and had
many dear friends, as was testified by
the great number of floral if`ributes
sent from so many sorrowers, which
took a number of cars to carry to the
resting place in Regina cemetery.
Mrs. Arkell will be greatly missed by
a wide circle of friends. Minch sym-
pathy is felt for Mrs. Litherland in
the double bereavement of a dear
mother and kind husband.
Death of Mrs. Austin Dolmage
The death took place of a highly
esteemed resident •of this township
on Tuesday, Nov. llth, in the person
of Janet Maude Lowrie, wife of Mi.
Austin Dolmage, in her 51st year, fol-
lowing a long illness. Mrs. Dolmage
was born in Hullett township and was
married on October 16, 1912, at Lon-
desboro. She was a member of Caven
Church, Winthrop, and also a mem-
ber of the Ladies' Aid of that church.
She received her education at Con-
stance school, Surviving are her hus-
band and two sisters, Mrs. William
Leiper, Hullett, rind 'Mrs. Sid. Dol -
mage, Seaforth. The funeral will
take place on Friday from her late
residence with interment in Maitlaud-
br,nk cemetery. Rev. W. J. Patto.:,
of Cavell Church, w.il] officiate and
the pallbearers will be her see
nephews.'
USBORNE
The munieiiial council of Usbonre
I township meet on November. 1st with
all members. present. The minutes of
the October meeting were read and
adopted. Communication was recei•;-
ed from the Kirkton Library Boar•,1
requestin;, a municipal grant. 'rhe
customary grant of $5,00 was voted
the Library. Committee on the Glenn -
Somerville drain reported that it had
so far been impossible to have tire
.concrete headwall constructed, • but t
that an attenipt would be made to
have this work completed 'before win-
ter. Communication f tom Stephen
township • wes received giving- notice
that' l sborne's cheque for Centralia
Drain had been received and that it
is the intention of Stephen council to.
proceed with construction of the pro-
posed drainage work. The bylaw re
gulating pounds and; forbidding the
running of live stock at large on the
'roads of Us'borne• was given a second
reading and laid over until Decem-
ber 6th. Relief officer reported,only.
one person on relief in October with
a total cost of $5.00. Receipts for
'the nront,h totalled $240.40 and expen-
ditures authorized by the council
amounted to $371.66. Council' adjourn-
ed to meet on December 6th at 1 p.m.
—A. W. •Morgan, Clerk.
Death of Mrs. Thomaiii.'Arkell
The death occurred' at the hospital
In Regina on October 25th of Emily
V, Tasker, daughter of the late Mt.
and M•es. Lancelot Tasker. Mrs'.
Arkell had not been in good health
for the past four years, being trou-
bled with a sinus-,, heart condition.
She was born in Morris township in
the year 1872, and later- lived in Hal-
lett township near Oarlock. On De-
cember 25e I895, She was married to
her now bereft husband, Thomas
Arkell, of Teeswater. After a num-
ber. of years they moved with their
family to ' Ba.lgoule, Sask., later mov-
ing to Regina, where they have since
resided. She is' eurvived by her hus-
band and'ar faintly of five sons: Thos.
G. A•rkell, of Twohiils, Alta.; Regrinnald
and Fred Arkell, of Calgary, Maurice
and Douglas, of Regina, and four
daughters, May and Dorothy at home;
Mrs. Robert M'eMilla•n; of Vancouver,
and Mrs. John' Litherland, of Regina.
She is sureived also by two sietera,
Wes. Melissa?-Hrglll, of Kippen; Mra.
J. J. Hugh], Constance. The funeral,
Which was held from St. Paul's A,ngli-
EGMO'NDVILLE
•
'Phe November thankoffering meet-
ing of the Egmondville W.M.S. was
held in the basement of the church
on November 6th. The meeting op-
ened by singing Hymn 256 and prayer
by Mrs, Gardiner, who presided. Roll
call Was answered by 17 members and
four visitors. The minutes of the Oc-
tober meeting were read and adopted.
The Friendship Circle with Mrs. Mc-
Quarrie as convener, . reported five
calls being made. Mrs. A. Brown and,
Mrs. McQuarrie were appointed on
the visiting committee for November.
Mrs. Watson, the Christian Steward-
ship convener, gave a reading on "Use
Our Talents Wisely." Mrs. Keyes, the
temperance convener, gave a reading
on "ACall to Ten p. rance Actictp."
Mrs. MeiMfi7:1at1 grave'the treasurer's
report and Mrs. James Allan conduct-
ed the worship service from the'Mis-
sionary Monthly, the theme for the
year being "The Faith By Which We
Live" and for November, "We Live
By Faith in Jesus Christ." Hymn 72
was sung as a solo with Mrs. H.
Moore presiding at the piano and tak-
ing solo pests, while the congregation.
joined in the chorus. A litany of
praise was given by Mrs, Allan and
responded to by members. A period
of meditation and silent prayer was
further conducted by Mrs. Allan. One
verse of .Hymn 592 was sung and Mrs.
Gardiner introduced the guest speak
er, Mrs, Roy Lawson, who gave a
wonderful missionary talk, taking for
her subject, "Why We Sbould All Be
Missionary Workers." She presented
her subject as Only a lover of mist
sionary work could do. Mrs. Nott
moved a vote of thanks to Mrs. Law
son,, seconded by Mrs. Allan. . The
meeting closed by singing, ,the re-
mainder of Hymn 502 and prayer by
Ml's. Gardiner. Lunch was served ands
a social half hour enjoyed. '
Insured workers who lose their em.
ploymenit will not be required to ac-
cept any position which may be of-
fered, Mr. R. N. Ne Watt, Maaeger of
Stratford, said 4n an interview this
week.
It. is a common misconception
among workers that'they must eccept
any position offered, and if such a pos-
ition is refused that they will be de-
prived of their rights to the -payment
of benefits, during. the tie they are
out of work.
The Act very definiteJy protects the
worker against any attempt to farce
him to accept employment at a low
standard of wages, or if the working
conditions are less favorable than
those recognized by 'good employers,
or if vaoancies are Clue to a labour
dispute. Hp is also under no comrpuk
sion to ace'¢•ppt employment whlrh re-
quires him''t'o become a member of
any association, organization or union
of workers, or, in the other hand,
which requires him to refrain from
becoming a member.
The Act provides, furthermore, that
a man whose claim for benefit pay-
ment has been disallowed, may appeal
to a Board of Referees made up of
an equal number of representatives of
employers and employees.
Even if the Board of Referees dis-
allow the claim, there is a further
right given the worker that he may
appeal to the Umpire.
The Act also states that the worker
must be "capable of work." There in
a very essential difference between
unemployment insurance and health
insurance, and benefits cannot be paid
from the Unemployment Insurance
Fund if a worker is incapacitated
through sickness.
Lions -Legion
• (Continued from Page 1)
Mr. Palmer: drew on his long asso-
ciation as private„ secretary to the
late Sir Sam Hughes for a series• of
interesting and amusing anecdotes of
the last war.
"No man is known by so .many, yet
really known by so few," the speak-
er said of Sir Sam Hughes. He com-
pared the atmosphere in Ottawa to-
day' with the scene as he recalled it
25 years ago. "The government at
the tread of things should put a little
more pep in things which will result
in more joy in service," he said. "Our
duty. however, is support in every
way. 'every effort, Our only, criticism
should be constructive,"
Speaking of conditions in Germany
as he recalled them after an inten-
sive tour of the country, the speaker
told the meeting he felt certain 'that
a mighty movement from the little
homes in that country would ulti-
mately prove the defeat of Hitler."
Recalling the events leading up to
the war, Mr. Palmer said it was
strange that in Canada boys'walk the
streets• during peace lime unable 10
find work, but during war money is
toun.d to.,equip millions of them. The
same conditions existed in Germany,
but Hitler took advantage of their
black mood of desperation. That i.
how Hitler came to power.
"If Germany, as presently consti-
tuted., conquered the whole world
would become a great iron tank. Ev-
ery boy born would be brought up to
compulsory military' service which
would eventually lead to a war more
Moody than ever. To conquer Nazism
is what we eight -for," he said.
Father T. P. Hussey expressed the
appreciation of the gathering for the
address and Legion President John
Earle spoke. briefly.
McKILLOP
Miss Elizabeth Nellie Jean MCIn-
tash, daughter of George McIntosh,
1309 Ninth St. West, Calgary, and
formerly of this township, is visiting
at Fort Erie with her brother, Billie
and Thompson,, who are engaged with
the Fleet Air Arm, on her way to
South Africa. Miss McIntosh is en-
gaged as a medical nurse with the
South African - government and,iwill
sail very shortly. Miss McIntosh ob-
tained leave from the Belcher Hos-
pital to serve overseas, and will re-
sume her duties'at the Belcher upon
her return.
DUBLIN
With startling suddenness occurred
the death of Francis Donnelly, son
of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Donnelly, of
Hibbert township, from a heart at-
tack }which followed influenza, on
Thursday night. The departed young
man, who was in his 27th year, re-
ceived his education at Dublin sep-
arate school. Trhe funeral, which was
largely attended, was held at St. Pat-
rick's Church, Dublin, on Monday
Morning. Rev. Dr. Ffoulkes celebrat-
ed Requiem High Mass, while Miss
Mary Beale presided at the organ. The
pallbearers were Eugene Donnelly,
Gerald Donnelly, Fergus Donnelly;
Joseph Donnelly, Louis Donnelly and
,John J. Ryan. Surviving are his par-
ents, five brothers, Albert, R.C.A.F.,
Galt; Eugene, Gerald, • Fergus and
Leonard, all at home; also four 'sis-
ters, Katharine, R.N., of Buffalo; Cam -
ilia of Stratford, and Bernice and An-
gela at home.
Dublin • Tennis Club held a very
successful dance in the parish hall on
Tuesday night. The hall was taste-
fully ,decorated in red, white and blue.
Music for dancing was supplied by
Adam Brock's orchestra. Lunch was
served by the executive members.
The amount of purchases of -Niel •
savings certificates from August 21st.
to September 2,Oth from the com-
munity of Cromarty, Staffa, Dublin
and St. tolumban was $416.
Personals: Mir. and Mrs. Mark At-
kin, Detroit, with Mrs, Philip Kenny;
Miss Rose Feeney, London, with her
mother, Mrs. Kathleen Feeney; Ryan
Jordan and Edward Rowland, Kit-
chener, at their homes; Mr. and Mrs.
James Hanley and son, Jimmy, To-
ronto, with Mr. and Mrs. W.' J. Han -
es
Planning, cooking' end.eerving nutri-
tious meale, under r llieglereig" condi-
tions, le one of the Many difficulties
facing housewive& , iai .Britain today.
']vena' pupplenrenethe eatiOned foods
with those mere p 'tiful that still
provide the family ;: u the necessary
requirements? Howie ;pest to cook
these foods to preserve the precious
vitamins and minerals? How to plan
her meals to save .time, fuel and la-
bour? • These are but a few of the
questions that must arise.
Toaid housewives'w-lth these prob-
lems of maintaining:4 national health
and well being,• and thus aid Britain
in her war effort, many wartime re-
cipes have been collected, published
and distributed. From one of these
British wartime booklets the Consum-
er Section, Marketing Service, Do-
minion Department et -Agriculture, has
taken aid tested the, following recipes
and passes them on to Canadian
homemakers who are looking for
economical food dishes these days:
ee pound lentils
2 carrots
2 small'turnips
1 onion
' 2 tablespoons fat
. 2,quarts water,er
Salt and pepper.
Wash the lentils. , Cut the vege-
tabies into ' Small p1I des. Melt the
fat, stir in the lehtils and vegetables.
Cdok gently for „a, few; minutes with-
out browning thein. ;:Add, the liquid,
bring to the boil, .,skim well. and sim-
mer for about two hours, er until all
the vegetables are 'tender. Serve the
soup either sieved `dr trhsieved.
Note. --•-A bone froth a piece of ham,
or boiled ,bacon wilt greatly improve
the flavour of the soup. . Put it in with
the vegetables and ,remove before
serving.
Stuffed Ox Heart
1 ox heart
Stuffing: .,
4 tablespoons soaked bread
11/2 tablespoons chopped suet or
melted dripping
1 tablespoon chopped parsley
Pinch of herbe
1/2 tablespoon flour ei
1 pint water or stock
Salt and' pepper.
Soak the heart for 15 minutes in
salt and water. Wash and clean thor-
oughly. Remove all the blood and
cut off the flaps and coarse fat. Dry
in a cloth. Fill the cavities of the
heart with some of the stuffing and
make the remainder into force meat
balls. Sew up and steam for two
hours. Place on a roastieg tin with
dripping. Put in a hot oven until
brown, baste well, then cook slowly
for 11/2 hours or until' quite tender.
,Lift out and serve with brown gravy,
force meat balls and vegetables.
Note.—(1) the roasting may also be
done in a strong saucepan on the top
of the stove; (a2) A sheep's heart
may be cooked in the same way. It
requires about one hour, but the pre-
liminary steaming is not necessary;
(3) Ox and shep's heart may also be
stewed or braised.
'Bubble and Squeak
1 pound cold cabbage
1 pound cold boiled potatoes
1 small cooked onion
1 medium sized cooked carrot
4 tablespoons fat
Salt and pepper.
Chop the cabbage, onion and• carrot
and also the potato if not already
mashed. Melt the fat in, a frying pan,
and fry the onion and carrot lightly,
but do not brown them. Add the
other vegetables and season well.
Stir until thoroughly heated. Place
an enamel plate on the top of the parr
and leave for a few—minutes—until the
mixture ,has browned underneath.
Tarn upside down onto•'the plate, and
serve very hot.
Red 'Cabbage and Apple
1 good sized red cabbage
1 large apple
3 tablespoons brown sugar
1 dessertspoon vinegar
Salt and pepper.
Wash •the cabbage and cut it into
quarters, removing the hard stalk and
ribs. Cook in a very little boiling salt-
ed water to which the vinegar and
brown sugar have been added. Peel
the apple and, cut it up and add it to
the cabbage. Cook for about forty-
fivr, . minutes or until the cabbage is
tender. Drain well and sere very
hot.
Oatmeal Biscuits
1''2/3 cups oatmeal
1/2 cup sugar
6 tablespoons fat
31/2 tablespoons flour.
Cream fat and sugar till very soft.
Mix in the flour and oatmeal. Farm.
into a square and roll out one-quarter
inch thick: Cnt into squares or fin-
gers. Bake in a moderately hot oven
till set.
Raisin Cake
2 2/3 cups flour
'0- • ^ ins fat 1(s+hortening)
- -.ns brown sugar
6 oz. raisins
1 tablespoon marmalade
1/2 teaspoon mixed spice
1 teaspoon baking powder
le cup milk.
Mix the flour, spice and baking
powder. Rub in the fat and add the
other dry Ingredienth. Stir in the
marmalade and milk. Mix well to-
gether, and bake in..,a greased tin in
a moderate oven for about 11/2 hours.
i
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Stewart Bros. Seatorth
Kidney Saute
3 lamb kidneys
11/2 tablespoons fat
11/2 tablespoons flour
1/2 cup tomato juice
Salt and pepper.
Remove fat and gristle from kid-
neys. Cut into pieces. Roll in flour.
Brown well in phot fat. Add tomato
juice. Simmer together for three'min-
uteg. Serves 3 to 4.
Braised Shoulder Chops
Brown chops on both' sides, add
vegetables, seasoning, and hot ware:•.
Place in a covered 'baking dish and
bake in a slow oven (300 to 325 deg.
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hour).
The golfer stepped to the tee and
drove off. The ball sailed stra.iglit
down the fairway, leaped on to the
.green, dived into the hole.
"What have you suddenly gone
crazy about?" asked the golfer's wife,
who was trying to learn something
about the game.
"Why, I just did a hole in one,"
yelled the golfer, a wild gleam in his
eyes.
"Did you?" .said his wife, pla'tidly.
"Do it again, dear. I didn't see y�otl.t„
•
Two dignitaries of the church and
a layman were golfing one day' re-
cently. One rector made a partiCwlar
c''
ly )lad shot and the layman asked:
"Don't you feel like sweating when
that happens?"
Arid the rector replied with heat:
"1 don't swear, but I spit—and where
I spit no grass ever grows."
•
Old Rastus settled himself in his
chair a.nd addressed his wife: '
"Yes, sah, Gal, dat boss done cut
wages half in two •again. • Some 0)1 de'
boys is kickin' might pow'ful 'bout it.
But. I ain't goin' to leek non. Way I
figgers it. ---half of sumpin' is better'n
all of nuff,in'." '
•
']'lie father was annoyed at his son
for spending his time in a picket -line,
working for the "Revolution."
"Come into my business," he said in
an effort to wean him away from his
radical activities, "and' when the rev-
olution comes, at least you'll have
some solid financial footing."
The youth looked doubtful. "But if
the revolution' doesn't come, I'll be
stuck with a store on my hands."
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"We have been married aver a year
now, and we never quarrel. If a dif-
ference of opinion arises and I ani;
right, Henry always elves ie immedi-
ately."
".And if ,he is right ?"
"Ohs that hasn't happened yet]"
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"Oh what a strange cowl" exclaim-
ed the short .sighted old lady. "Bun
hasn't it any horns?"
"it's this way," replier] the farmer
patiently, "Some cows is born with-
out horns and never has any. Some
sheds theirs, and some we de -hors.
There's a lot. o' reasons why some
cows don't have horns, but the big
reason that• cow ain't got horns ,g
becausx it ain't a cow—it's a horse]"
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