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evenly distributed. Canada increased
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in which' she asked that her balance of mounting wheat production.
should be paid over to her. The hit the wheat exporters hard. Canada,
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signature aroused the suspicion of badly crippled, turned out the Liber-
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The proved against him. So far as.
aoiie is able to judge from newspaper
and pay.
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children disappeared Powers trolls went bankrupt and blamed it all
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and were never afterward seen alive. on the British war debt.
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wld American stock and had the
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But after he had murdered them he Tie first international byproduct
returned to Chicago and seems to of the wheat crop has been a wild and
have hold Secretary Hyde
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property, though apparently she had hailed the first Russian wheat sales
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-,made his confession he read indus-
not much. His reappearance, coupled as a gigantic plot to destroy the Am-
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aroused suspicion and an investiga- revolution. The world began to hear
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-to find consolation
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4emotional nature, and before he
the will issue an
ion was set on foot, Powers was heart-rending stories of Russian mis-
under suspicion but for several ery and slavery, ,blood -curdling tales,
weeks het• went about his usual occu- of 'Russian irreligion and immorality.
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Prices to'$290150
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mounts gallows=
that
patipns.,persistently denying to the Then came wheat diplomacy. The
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statement to the effect
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police that he knew anything about Russians sent over an important econ-
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Iiis sins have been forgiven and
the matter. The discovery of blood• omit official to sound' out the ground
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stained arments in a arae to for an international wheat but
yond. Nevertheless he is a monster which heghad access final] g g
•end hardened police officers were un- Y provided can you imagine any Republican Ad -
the clue which set the police digging, ministration denying the God-given
-merved when he calmly related how 'and resulted in the exhumation of the right of the American farmer to ex -
;the had hanged a woman in the. pres- bodes. Through this period Powers port his wheat at a loss? The League
•tience of her children, then knocked kept up a correspondence with other of Nations tools up the subject, ap-
..,out the. brains of her son, aged women, and if he had been permitted pointed a Commission and forgot it.
--twelve, and strangled the girls. '! I to remain at large no doubt would In the meantime, the technicians at
'Powers had a little store in which have executed his plans concerning Geneva had hammered out a plan for
his wife and her sister did most of I them. an International Agricultural Mort—
. . --the work, leaving him free for the, Powers is destined to be ranked gage Credit Bank. Elaborate ar-
--more important epistolary efforts with two or three other Americans rangements have been made to retain
-which he expected to bring slim who murdered almost by wholesale. control of the bank in Europe. and to .
,wealth. He was an incorrigible writ- One of them was H. P.'Holmes, two peddle its bonds in America. It will
kin hue -
war of letters to women see n., of whose murders were committed in promote big farms. Europe is to sup- I -- . , .
%ands, whose names were provided Toronto in a house on St. Vincent ply the brains, America the money, __ — -
%y the matrimonial journals to Street, just below Grosvenor. Before in order to enable Europe to compete . ..',
-which he subscribed. Oddly enough being hanged in Philadelphia in 1896 against Russia and the United States.
:it was through this kind of corres- -he admitted that he had murdered In the sphere of direct negotiation cess was repeated ,until at last the tising card machines. The device was space on the top floor of the house at ple menus that combine fresh garden �r,Y,..
ondence that he met his wife who lady's curiosity got the better of her. I inverted by a Russian named Dobrow- 123 Lexington Avenue, where he lives vegetables with ready -to -use foods.. ,T•
at that time was the editor of one twenty-seven men, women and chi]- nothing has been accomplished, The Convinced that the moment was his- sky.If you haven't seen one, it's a and where=believe it and let it
drem. His favorite method was to Americans suggested reduction L.
of go— He offers many canned 'soups, both ;r
of these sheets. Powers, using the insure the life of his victim and then acreage—a proposal which has made toric, and that a new theory of physics. metal 'box, with a glass front, and is Chester A. Arthur took the oath of meat and vegetable, which requiis
name of Pierson, invariably repre- murder' him. His crimes were con- very little progress when urged upon was being born before her eyes, she, fixed to the top of the windshield— office as President of the United 'only beating to be made deliciously .
rented himself as a wealthy widower, trived and executed with unusual the dim-witted American wheat farm- turned and took a 'better look at the . on the side opposite the wiper. Twen- States. palatable. Prepared , sauces, spices-, . • , r n,
.looking for somebody to take, his 'cunnino- which ex loins the fact that era—to the pious suds nation of the paper they were working on. The two ty-two -cards are attached to a metal Mr. Roth is not, his friends will tell condiments, mushrooms, catchups, ' "t
.dead wife's place. He promised that he was able to commit so many of Russians, who pointed out that they, learned gentlemen were playing tick- cylinder which revolves slowly, bring- you, eccentric; merely methodical. He and cheese suggest ways for varying' ".
g your recipes. Also canned tuna #fish '' '
Yiis wife would have a fine home and tacktoo. ing the ads into view one 'at a time. has always been that way—began col- p
them before being convicted. A at least, were trying to secure more * * * I: takes two and a half minutes for lectin stamps when he was a bo
%all the spending money within rea- kindred monster was Johann Hoch and better food for their people. Can- g p boy, salmon, tongue, ell s meen, ham, and • �.
son she required. All he sought in who made a hobby of bigamy and the ada and the United States this year, Gangster at Horne.—During Legs the procession of cards to pass in re- and keeping his toys and clothes in a many other delicious meats and fish `I
;return was affection. He made fre- murder of some forty-four succeeding with no prospect of summer drought Diamond's latest spell in the public view. The Terminal -cab people figure neat orderly fashion. Professionally, are ready. for set-ving with but slight
4quent use of sentimental verse in his wives through the administration of should have one of the. largest crops eye, you may have noticed that of all I that an averake ride lasts 17% min- he is a commercial artist, but his avo- preparation. y
letters and they were well calculated slow poison. He went to the gallows pf recent ,years.. Russia has increased the photographs in the various news- I utes; thus.each card is seen seven cation takes most of his time. He Although fresh vegetables do not . ?,
to make an impression upon the smiling. In 19p$ the United •States her land under wheat from 59,000,000 papers of his home at Acra and its times during an average ride, or en- loves to keep track of things. Thus exactly cook themselves, they mold
tfeeble minded women likely to enter w hocked by the discovery of , the 'to 105,000,000 acres, and expects a surroundings there have been none of ough times to drive you crazy if •you he has a record.of the dates of birth than pay for the short preparation:
matrimony as the result of corres- s -c (led murder farm of Belle Gun- crop of over one billion three hundred its interior. A gentleman who was don't like to look at such things. The of more than a hundred of his friends needed, with their fine flavor. Cool ¢;
,pondence. Hie wrote letters to Homer- Hess lana. The Gunners wo- million bushels. No wonder the Farm prowling around there at the time re- advertisers pay a dollar and a half and on the proper day he sends each Risen vegetables rapidly in a smaII. !
sus wo rsen, his chief idea being to man too specialized in bigamy and Board stopped supporting the wheat ports that he knows the reason for per cab per month for a card, and person a word of remembrance, some- amount 'of boiling water, or use one
met hold of one with some money. No the murder of, her husbands after market. • this. It appears that firs. Diamond 800 cabs have the machines now. By timet also reminding husbands of their ui the waterless methods. .Do not '".
Zoubt if that had happened he would they had taken out insurance policies So much far wheat economics. How has a passion for various highly fem- 1 ovembQr 4,000 taxis will flicker ads wi.ve's birthdays. Just for fun he hoc alt until the vegetables have cooked xb
$lave left the little drudge who sup- in her favor. She was supposed to about wheat politics? It has not es- inine knick-knacks, particularly those in front of you, advertising gloves, kept a complete file of all daily radio half of the required time. Cook cab -
ported him and under an assumed have perished in a fire which de- caped the attention of some of our spindly stuffed satin French dolls airplanes, soup. programs. Loge and similar vegetables in a f.
risme married his victim. stroyed her cottage. shrewder students that in 1932 there which you tie into knots and 'leave ly- Mr. John H. Livingston, Jr., the He has the nail situation in .hand large quantity of boiling water with .
Mrs. Arta Eicher and her children 1will be a residential election. If the ing around on the furniture. Mr. Dia: Fifth Avenue bus card -man, worked too—keeps 60 different varieties, each the lid off. - a1. "
were murdered because Powers had I a p mond humors her in this, to the ex- five years to get cards in taxis any one in a shining glass bottle. More When preparing to day's entree ;£
American farmer has had his third tent that the house is practically filled I kind of cards. The police kept thwart- over, he has every size of cork you
supposed the woman to be wealthy, Wheat in Politics bad sunmer, as a result of Russian p think of to -morrow and save out m1b
g g enough unbuttered vegetables to mar- ''k�
'but had found that she was not much competition, it will not be difficult to with the things. When the photo- I �n him. They said naughty hty people ever needed and couldn't find. His
-better off than himself. Mrs. Eicher's B&C°k in the days when a millen- :persuade him to hate the Russians. He graphers came around he was going would draw naughty pictures on the collection of. old phonograph records inate in Frensh dressing, and com- "i
�iusband was in comfortable circum- nium was a period of time and not may come to hate the Russians even to give them the,freedom of the house cards. When he suggested covering includes 216 rare ones. bine with lettuce, mayonnaise, and
f- X stances but after his death she! found political program, and when the an more than he hates the, Farm Board. but it suddenly truck him that this the ads with glass, they said this Roth's principal collection, however, a garnish of sliced raw tomatoes, "A
\ 'it difficult to support her children. cestors of the Elephant and the Don- The stage is set for one of the most was no way for the interior of a gang- would be an added menace in case' of is his morgue of more than 200,000 chopped peppers, or crisp celery to -
Nevertheless, she maintained all the key had curly teeth and 20 toes re- affecting pantomimes in history. Let star's fortress to look, full of dolls and smashups. Then non-shatterable glass photographs and illustrations of all make a fresh salad for to -morrow's
),appearances that she was able to spectively, there was a certain type of the Soviet Russians attempt to pay all. He figured that pictures oi` them came in, for Livingston. met —asDobri s, is kinds of things, clipped out. of all luncheon.
xom7riand, and no doubt these de- wild grass in Central Asia destined to for American •tractors by dmnping would make him seem ridiculous to his the inventor of MoloAd—as it , is kinds. of newspapers, periodicals and
' •ceived Powers. When he represented make a lot of trouble for our ele- their unhallowed cheat upon our 'fpr- public. So there were no interior called, capital letters and all—and last books. It is the work of 30 years, -"'�— : t
:himself as a man of position she also phantine and asinine political contem- sign markets, and they will harvest views• July they got the Terminal people to and he began it by clipping out pit- ,Documents found in -Geona indicate .L .
'indicated that she would not come to poraries. From one seed, this grass a crop of hostility which will provide The same gentleman also tells us, try out the devices in three of their tures of animals, costumes, or what- ,
"him empty handed. The generally produced a multitude. These seeds in passing, that among the dogs kept cabs. Mr. H.' A. Lyon, advertising not, which he thought he might have that the trip of Columbus to discover i J
the Republican Elephant with plenty chained in the yarn of he Diamond manager for Bankers' Trust, happened to refer to wome time for his draw- America cost $6,000. The interest re -
accepted theory is that Mrs. Eicher were edible, they would grow in al- of electioneering fodder for 1932, while turn has been pretty fair.—Washing- r',;' '^
Aeceived Powers in order to secure most any soil, and at any altitude be- the Democratic' Donkey starves be- cottage is a great Dane, which is Mrs. to get into one of those cabs, and he in'l;s: Dozens of well-known illustra- ton Post. -`l= :
the future of her • children rather tween sea.•level and 10,000 feet. They tween the two tempting stacks of Liq- Diamond's especial favorite. It is was elated with the dingus. Bankers' tors know about the Roth collectins,
than Herself. She lived in a Chicago could be stored almost indefinitely, uor and the Tariff. If the American named Annie Lindbergh. Trust signed the first contract for which is easily the most complete in i,
suburb and after the exchange of a were easy to plant and harvest and * * * cards with Livingston. •Some official town, and turn to it when they can't The history of the present age will
farmer stops blaming Hoover for his
few letters he visited her, and they they became known as wheat. woes and starts blaming Moscow, it Gift of Tohgue.—A ,young lad of six of White Rock Company chanced to find what they want anywhere else— never be properly written 'by a his -
went away together, Mrs. Eicher no I For all practical purposes, wheat is may help. the farmer but it certainlh years got to pondering about Biblical hail one of the three cabs too, and he even in library files. In 1921 Le Roy torian who is not an economist. -+Sir s '
. doubt supposing that they were to be civilization. By the same token, won't' hurt Hoover. In fact, if Her- matters recently, and came to his also liked the idea. Now you get Baldridge, hunting vainly fbr a pic- Josiah •Stamp. ~5 ,
wheat makes politics and Has always mother to ask her exactly why' Christ seven White Rock reminders to every lure of a team of oxen, went to Roth F
bort Hoover enters upon His second 17 minutes you ride in a Terminal cab. and had one in a jiffy. Roth sells An Arkansas jury refused to return
_ made . them. Whether you turn to was killed. She bdppened, however, ,
term in 1933, he will owe his re-elec-
ancien£'IRome, Egypt or Mesopotamia, to be busy at the moment; i ioreover, The cab -drivers haven't been any the pictures outright—it's fun for him a verdict before receiving its fees. You � ;.
br advert to modern times, you will
tion very lar ely to Comrade Stalin she didn't want to get him embroiled too crazy about MoToAd, and so, to to hunt up replacements. He charges fight say that justice not only is not "';
and the latter s Five -Year Plan, which '`
T11S%�,nt find wheat working political earth- in/ philosophical affairs too early in build up their interest, Mr. Livingston small amounts, so small that the most find, but has excellent foresight --
• • quakes. Wheat, needed by England, gave just the alibi needed to explain life. '4H)e was killed," she explained, gives small cash prizes eaeh week for he ever took in in one year was $228. The Altoona Mirror. ;Ai _
.l� 11�a ilO�L won the Civil War for the North; then away the depression. "because the people didn't understand the best remarks that drivers over- Asked if there was any kind of ``
ter,- the American transcontinental lines Him," and thought she'd got away hear passengers make about the ma- picture he didn't have, he said yes, x
' opened the wheat empire of North with the thing rather neatly --until a chines. At night the boxes are light- he lacked a photograph of a gangster ;?
��`�''� ` America, and our wheat wrecked gets- ' Tall{ Of ills TOWIl day or sd later. Then she came upon ed up and occasionally, drivers says, in action, killing someone. Magazine • . .
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`i ��1'�1� 1 culture in Central Europe. Austria- him in the nursery solemnly explain- they overhear unfavorable remarks illustrators have asked him for such Worms K
' g v-�.. r. Hungary took to growing -hogs, in-, Victim.—In a crowded Macy ele- ing to a playmate that Christ was about this, particularly from young photographs. A woman recently came k.
l ,j-� stead, and agricultural experts swift- valor last week, a fat, moist, and die- killed because He' couldn't speak Eng- couples riding around Central Park. and wanted, a picture of a dormouse, YU11P H�'ns
One couple we heard about asked the and Roth produced a lovely one, in �;
ly decided that 'Serbian swine were tressed woman shopper turned upon a lish. �`
y- . 1 'l` unsanitary, laid down an embargo and little man behind her. "You're push- " * * driver to shut the thin ff. He said color., 'Another person wanted views UNLESS g N
�- ..j started a political avalanche that led ing me!" she snapped. "Madam,'' For the Tots. --+A young gentleman that he would be fired'if he did. So of cockroaches and of four famous • lt1�...;t.,
f / \ i` straight to Serajevo. At the end of said the gentleman, meekly, "I'm be- of seven was visited by a young lady they got out and took an old-fashioned composers. That was easy. The big- 'Yo(x Kill. ",4 %,
the century, 'Czarist Russia began ing pushed myself. I never intended of four, whom be was instructed to MoToAdless taxi. * * gest single order he' ever gots-and J e
''r umping wheat to pay fo'r industrial getting on this elevator at all." entertain while his mother served tea which he $fled without delay—was �he wbl'1bS aI
Brisk and cheerful. ,She always imports and the American farmer be- * * * to her parents downstairs. He made Feeling Fine.—We haven't printed for a group of fat men, some lilies, a
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an to hit the skids; by 19'13 we were Relativity. --One of our London ag- some efforts to display his toys but one of these things for a long while, battleship, �a. den of rabbits and a Nicotine and Kamala encased in ' i
, � feels fresh, she ekplains,ibecause she g
keeps het mouth fresh. exporting only 100,000,000 bushels ents has contacted a lady who sat her interest was centered in a• play- so maybe it ll be all right. Two young Wh]stler s Mother. hard, smooth -coated tablets that
WRIGtEIf°S :Chewing Gum re` whereas: we had exported 289,000,000 right next to Doctor Einstein at a thing of her own whilchl she (had ladies—one named Jeanne to)d us-- do not dissolve but break in the ..
in 1901. Farmers began .growing concert during his recent visit to Eng- brought along with her: a mechanicsl were motoring north one day last gizzard and pour out their poison , 1,
„ freshes the mouth and 'removes all wheat in Canada in the Ax cutins in land. .This was thriliin en u h in figure on wheels which rang a bell week when they came to a fork in the ' Variety Essential For directly where the worms collect.' � rh
trace of eating and smoking. Argentine, g gY Sure death to the wot 1>as, sure lifb
WRI�,T,LEY° ale Australia, in South Africa. itself, of course, but the lady was still when you pulled it along •with a string. road and didn't know which branch loo ;
mark Then the war iso] ted- Russia- Am- more excited when during, intermix- He watcbe her with it for a while•, take. There was a young man sitting to the birds
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.. erican and Canadian was near- sion, she saw Einstein get out a pencil made another futile effort to show hunched up on a fence beside the. road Refresliment and variety are essen- , a
Of refinement) ' ►' off something .of his own and then and Jeanne called to him, Suffern? �' k
er to Europe than the Argentine or and sketch what seemed (as near as, own, ., >, tial to summer meals. When the days . l
•, effadency. turned to,1i'is nurse. Don t the think she asked. The boy looked up. No, `f
l`� *1- Australian variety, and tonnage was looking out of the corner of hex eye, y „ , , „ grow hot we enjoy more delicate food's , iia i
tv�� R�GL6115 short. After ,,lie war, Russia was i lie could make 'out some kind of of oma' of the cileverest things for he said, "I'm just sittin here.
- - . K` ruins 0'ur fa,'t'm'ers of to rices for athematical formula on the mar m the young kids nowadays! he re- * * * t. ,• ,
° - their grain; adder] to their acreage of Iiia program. 'He then passed the marked. ' ► �"K = ���T x' �'��
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Y &' ed headfirst into two gigantic collls- merit savant, who studied it far a a,'
Cab .Card's. — By this ,line you"ve tions; as lie collects ali►i'ottt every- Blake a perfect sumrrier-time meal. �fatk F+�'tid b �lia;i lr r
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