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The Huron Expositor, 1930-10-31, Page 81 :r„ a,. Ill Uri !1! id IS. 11 tL MAW EXPOS TOR to rlV� on or 0014 November ,gnarali#ed first quality; 42 Bo404i10;per ballon... For orders de - WOO front car r,:aallon 28c ells, Cash or }bankable note with 0-1@r, cent, interest. Feed molasses is n fattev,V r, a laxative, an appe- tiser and exceptionally desirable for stoerk w'he'nput on dry feed after grass, and the price, two -thuds of 1 cent per pound makes it cheaper than nsost feeds. Qrders by mail " or telephone or otherwise solicited.. BAND; BRUSHES—Regular 5s at 2 for LAYER 'FIGS—Regular 10c 25c package, at 6 for TIP-TOP •PUMPKIN -2's at 10c can AYLMER PORK & BEANS--Regu- lnr 7c, for 5c per tin. EA'CHED SULTANA RAISINS— Regular 20c, for 15c F.. FAIRSEX SOAP—Made by Colgate Palm Olive Co.; regular 10c for 5c MA'C'AIRONI—Regular 13c, at 3 for 25 cents. BORDEN'S ST. CHARLES MILK is Ideal for soups, creamed vegetables, salad dressings, rich desserts. It's economical, toe. Keeps (perfectly in unopened. tin. Per tin 14c SILVER COW CONDENSED MILK for tea, coffee or fine cooking19c BORDEN'S MALTED MILK 8 per tin ��ii BORDEN'S MALTED MILK Cc per tin x`77 ONION'S---1We were fortunate enough to purchase 40 bags of fine, clean, dry, 'bright domestic onions, which we offer at 8 pounds for or in quantities of 1 bushel or more at 2% cents pound. JUBILEE PEAS—Large, ten- i 5c der, juicy; were 20c, for i 5c c 25c P. D. Hutchison Phone Phor Food -166 P. J. Dorsey Plumbing and Tinsmithing All work done in first- class manner. Phone 23 - SEAFORTH 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 'C> S. T. Holmes & Son O FUNERAL SERVICE O Main Street, Seaforth o O O S. T. Holmes' residence, O O Goderich Street, West; phone 0 O No. 119 W. Charles Holmes' 0 o residence, Goderich Street, 0 0 East; phone No. 308. O 0 Limousine Ambulance Service 0 0 Night calls, phone 308. 0 0 Day calls, phone 119 J. O 0 Charges moderate. O O O 0 0 0 0 0' 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 O O O O Insurance Specials Automobile Accidents Cause Serious Financial Loss. Your Ford, Chevrolet, Whippet 4, Plymouth, Durant 4, Esse:. or Pontiac covered for Fire, Theft, Public Liability and Property Damage for $23.00. Ordinary Limits. Special Reduction on Farmer's Cars. Similar Low Rates for other Models. Special Rates on Truck Cargo Insurance. Protect yourself with a Special Accident Policy, $1,500, Princi- pal sum; .x,2'.00 per week in- demnity. Only $5.00 per year. Let us protect you, WATSON & REID Specialists hi all Lines of Insurance. PHONE 33W : SEAFORTH, ONT. THE McKILLOP MUTUAL FIRE INSURANCE CO'Y, HEAD OFFICE—SEAFORTH, ONT. OFFICERS: James Evans, Beechwood - President James Connolly, Goderich - Vice -Pres. D. F. McGregor, Seaforth - Eec.-Treas. AGENTS: W. E. Hinchley, Seaforth ; John Murray, Egm'ondville; R. G. Jarntouth, Brodhagen; James Watt, Blyth. DIRECTORS: William Rinn, R. R. No. 2, Seaforth; John Bennewies, Brodhagen ; James Warts, Beechwood; James 'Connolly, Goderich; Alex. Broadfoot, No. 3, Sea - forth; Robert Ferris, Harlock; George McCartney, No. 3, Seaforth; John Pepper, Brucefield; James Sholdice, Walton. House For Sale or Rent Comfortable Dwelling, three ., bedrooms, oak floor, furnace, bthz garage. Possession No- ve hbe;r . lst.. `. . S1■yrillE 6 rat it i'aurri rte, ]Glen) Estate' aiiclug1 tveatrlients; Eto4. DISTRICT MATTERS MusolsrhUMIOR Prevention A weakened or rundown eondi- tion invites colds and other dis- eases. COD LIVER OIL In its different forms is recog- nized as a most wonderful builder. We stock it in all the various and best known brands, such as Puretest, Ayersts, Squibbs, Parke Davis and Meads, all Vitarine tested Pure Cold Liver Oil, also Keplers Cod Liver Oil with Malt, Wampole's Tasteless Extract; Puretest and Waterbury's Extract with Cre- osote. Keating's Pharmacy The Rexall Drug Store PHONE 28 SEAFORTH AIMINIMMEMZIMIlenk Special Church Services.—Rev. G. N. Duncan, of St. Andrew's Church, Stratford, will be the special preacher at special services in First Presby- terian Church on Sunday, November 2nd. The following are his subjects: Morning subject, "Memory's deep longing and the way in which it is satisfied"; evening subject, "The Supremacy of Sacrifice." Junior Institute. — The November meeting of the Junior Institute will be held on November 5th at 2.30 p.m. in the Carnegie Library, Seaforth. A Proverb is to be the answer to the roll call. An address suitable for Thanksgiving will be given. There is to be a contest and a demonstration of fancy work. Each girl is to bring a piece of fancy work that she has done. The Institute is holding a home cooking sale soon, but further notice will be given next week. Scott-Uttley.—A quiet wedding took place at the manse of First Presby- terian Church, Seaforth, Thursday morning at 9 o'clock, when Goldie, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Uttley, of Zurich, was united in mar- riage to Walter Arnold Scott, young - esti son of Mr. and Mrs. T. G. Scott, of Seaforth. The ceremony was per- formed by Rev. W. P. Lane, of North Side United Church, in the absence of the pastor, Rev. Irving B. Kaine. They were attended by Mr. and Mrs. John F. Scott. Following the cere- mony Mr. and Mrs. Scott left on a motor trip to Detroit. On their re- turn they will reside in Seaforth. McKillop Missionary Society.—The monthly meeting of the McKillop Wo- men's Missionary Society of First Presbyterian Church was held on Fri- day, October 24th, at the home of Mr. and Mrs. James Aitcheson, with 69 ladies present. Mrs. R. Govenlock pre- sided. The meeting opened with hymn 523. Mrs. J. L. Bell gave a very helpful Bible reading from Acts 8, after which Mrs. I. B. Kaine led in prayer. A reading, "Saving the Church," was given by Mrs. W. Thompson. Mrs. K. M. McLean gave a short address. A duet by Mrs. J. M. Govenlock and Mrs. Alex. Kerr was Very pleasingly rendered. Mrs. W. Hogg read a selection, "God's Care in Dark Places." Mrs. Melvin Blanchard gave the Glad Tidings prayer. Miss Richmond read a paper on "The In- dian School at Birtle, Man.," and Mrs. R. Govenlock a paper on "Guardians of our Heritage." The collection was taken by little Mildred Aitcheson and amounted to $16.50. The meeting clos- ed with Hymn 405 and the Lord's prayer repeated in unison. A delicious lunch was served and a social half hour spent. The Farmer's Club. — The annual meeting of the Seaforth Farmer's Club will be held in the Town Hall, Seaforth, on Wednesday evening, No- vember 12th, at eight o'clock. At this meeting delegates will be appointed to attend the annual riding conven- tion, to 'be held in Hensall in the near future. Delegates will also be appointed to attend the annual U.F.O. convention, which is held in Toronto early in December. The board of Di- rectors and president of the Club will be elected on this occasion. The an- nual report of the secretary -treasur- er, Mr. R. J. McMillan, will be re- ceived. Mr. McMillan, who is also a director of the United Farmers' Co - Operative Company, will give a short account of the activities of the com- pany during the current year. Mr. Joe Forrest, of Tuckersmith, will deliver a short lecture on the subject, "The Value of Economy." Mr. Forrest has chosen a timely and appropriate sub- ject for discussion on this occasion. The low prices prevailing at the pres- ent time for many of the products of the farm makes it an absolute neces- sity that the farmer reduce his ex- penditure to the minimum. Mr. R. J. McMillan will also speak on the wheat pool. As this is the most important meeting of the year. a good attend- ance is earnestly requested by the outgoing board of directors. A special invitation is extended to all support- ers of our live stock shipping depart- ment. W. M. S.—There was a large attend- ance at the annual thankoffering meeting of the W. M. S. held in First Presbyterian Church on Thursday. The chair was occupied by the presi- dent, Mrs. K. M. McLean, who led in the opening prayer. Mrs. James Kerr gave a helpful Bible reading on "Grat- itude," after which a prayer was of- fered by Mrs. J. C. Greig. The pro- vincial president, Mrs. W. A. McLellan, Toronto, gave an instructive address on the work of the W. M. S. in the various departments. She said that the women's missionary organizations was one of the biggest voluntary en- terprises with no paid workers except tine' editor of the Tidings, the litera- ture seetetary, the stenographer In the office and the assistant treasurer. The cost ,of maintenance is only ohne arid' e;ttttitet gentsoyY over? dMIatr. The spl sket. believed that ,the young petrp1e of our time need more sym- pathy than management. They are living in different times to what their elders did. A pleasant feature •o the occasion was a presentation by Mrs. T. Swan Smith and Mrs. C. Aberhart en 'behalf of the auxiliary, of life membership certificates to Mrs. John Beattie, who hada acted as auxiliary supply secretary for twenty years and Mrs Thomas Bickel) Home Helpers' Secretary for a numberp of years. The offering of over $200.00 w a s dedicated in prayer by Mrs. Irving B. Kaine. Mrs. James Stewart sang a beautiful solo, "Go Ye into all the World and Preach the Gospel." A hearty vote of thanks to the speaker, Mrs. McLellan, was raved by Mrs. J. G. Mullen and Mrs. A. Parke. The meeting closed with the Lord's prayer in unison. IQOkS House For Sale. -12 -roomed frame house, in -good condition. Apply at The Expositor Of- fice. 32614f For Sala --One Quebec heating and cooking stove with warming closet and reservoir : one small box stove. also one three-piece parlor suite. J. C. Laing. Seaforth. 3280x2 The Burgess Portrait Studio, Mitchell, is busy making photographs for Christmas gifts. A dozen perplexing gift problems solved. Send your photograph. People come a great dist- ance to have photographs made by us. Our work and prices will suit you. 3281-1 Home and School Association.—The Home and School Association will hold its first evening meeting this season on Monday, November 3rd, at 8 p.m. in the Carnegie Library room. There will be a debate by four of the Fifth Form S. C. I. pupils, "Resolved that the parents of to -day are a greater problem to the children than the chil- dren are to the parents." It is hoped that the parents, 'and children, too, will come out to hear this debate. Death of E. T. Burns.—The death occurred at his home en John Street, Seaforth, on Saturday evening of Mr. Edward Thomas Burns in his 29th year. Mr. Burns suffered a heavy cold two weeks ago, which soon de- veloped into pneumonia and he rapid- ly sank until the end card Saturday evening. The deceased was a son of the late William Burns, and was born in Chepstowe, Bruce County, where the greater part of his life was spent. About a month ago in company with his mother and brother, he moved to Seaforth. He is survived by his mother, one sister and two brothers, Mr. J. J. Burns, of Toronto ; Mr. J. W. Burns, of Seaforth, and Mrs. Dan Cassidy, of Holyrood. The funeral was held on Tuesday morning to St. Columban Church, where requiem high mass was solemnized by Rev. Father Dantzer. Interment was made in St. Columban cemetery, the pallbearer's being Messes. Roy Dungey, Joseph Writt, Thomas Ryan, Joseph Connelly, John Holland and Joseph Murray. Thankoffering Meeting.—The Bar- bara Kirkman Young Women's Aux- iliary' of First Presbyterian Church held their thankoffering meeting on Tuesday evening. Mrs. Armstrong, of Durham, addressed the meeting. She and her husband were, for several years, engaged in mission work in South China, but owing to Mr. Arm- strong's ill health, were obliged to return to Canada. Mrs. Armstrong told in a 'very pleasing and conversa- tional style of the people with whom she came in contact, their life and needs. She gave to her audience very interesting experiences that had come to her during her stay in China. Through it all one could see that very much of Mrs. Armstrong's sym- pathy and thought is still with that people in South China. Mrs. Rennie sang a solo that was much appreciat- ed and enjoyed. Mrs. Merton Reid read the Scripture lesson. Mrs. Mc- Leod gave the Tidings Prayer and Mrs. McLean the dedicatory prayer. The president, Miss Belle Campbell, occupied the chair. The offering amounted to $95. Stratford Boys' Band Give Fine Concert.—A successful concert was given by the Boys' Band, of Strat- ford, last Thursday evening in Card - no's Hall in Seaforth, where an en- deavour is being made to organize a boys' band similar to the ono in Strat- ford. Behind this rove Which so far has met with great success, are sev- eral prominent gentlemen of town, among whom are Mayor R. G. Parke, C. A. Barber, president of the Lions Club, Mr. Crawford, principal of the public school, and G. A. Ballantyne, principal of the Collegiate. Thirty cars were used to transport these boys to Seaforth. The chairman, Mr. Crawford, opened the concert with a few well chosen remarks, followed by an address by A. G. Watts giving the history of the band which is just 14 weeks old, and stressing the fact that the wonderful co-operation given by the parents of these boys helped a great deal in rounding the band into shape. The concert proceeded with the Grand March and two cornet solos, the Stein Song and Annie Laurie by Cameron McLean accom- panied by Mrs. McLean. The Imperial Quartette of A. G. Watts, ist Cornet, Lance Battersby, 2nd cornet, Harry Priggen, trombone and Martin Boun- dy, euphonium, gave two selections, "Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep" and "The Village Chimes." In be- tween these two selections an over- ture and march were played by the band. E. M. Beadle gave a short ad- dress telling of the value of boys,' band to the community. The program then proceeded with March No. 1, March No. 3 and the Grand March and closed with the playing of God Same the King. After the concert the boys enjoyed a fine supper at one of the restaurants in Seaforth. LOCAL BRIEFS Mrs. Robert Hawthorne is making extensive improvements to the resi- dence on N'larth Main Street, which she recently purchased from the Stobie estate. When eon5,pleted it will be a nice and up-to-date honte. Ur. and Mira. It. B, E o11nes, of De- troit, 'spent the week end with rela- tives here. 112rrg:'3 O. Greig is visiting in To. The Masses 'Cresswell left en lane Your choice of Biography, His- tory, Travel and New Fiction, in well bound 'books, printed from original plate's. The equal of reg- ular $2.50 to $5.00 editions. Good selection to choose from. PRICE $1.00 EACH Thomp son's BOOK STORE - - SEAFORTH. Subscriptions taken for all magazines and papers at publisher's prices. day for Pasadena, California, where they will spend the winter. Mrs. J. A. Munn and little son, Don- ald, are in St. Catharines. Mrs. Armstrong, of Durham, was the guest of Mrs. F. W. Wigg this week. Mr. J. H. Scott, of Hullett, has pur- chased the Copp property on Gode- rich Street, West, from Mr. S. Little, and after making some extensive im- provements, will occupy it as a resi- dence. Mr. Travers Horton was a week end guest at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Greig. Mrs. George Weir left on Wednes- day for Anderson, ,,'South Carolina, where she will spend the winter months with her daughter. Mrs. Southgate, of New York, is a guest at the home of her son, Mr. W. E. Southgate. Mr. and Mrs. S. Morton, of Hamil- ton, spent Sunday with the Misses Broadfoot. Mr. and Mrs. D. M. Beattie, of To- ronto, were week end guests at the home of gr. and Mrs. John Beattie. Mrs. W. McMichael has returned from visiting friends in Owen Sound. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Clark; of Aylmer, spent the week end with Mr. NOW PLAYING COLLEEN MOORE ,x, Footlights and Fools The star of "Ella Cinders," "Lilac Time" and a score of other outstand- ing hits in a comedy -drama of Broad- way of to -day. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday France's gift to the American Screen • Maurice Chevalier Sparkling, infectuous personality star —in— "THE BIG POND" with beautiful CLAUGHl"1'E COLBERT PRINCESS DIAMOND RINGS In the Latest Mode NN:`3';'4i., N 1' , FINE GUARANTEED DIAMONDS IN SMART SETTINGS AT MODERATE PRICES J. A. WESTCOTT Watches -Silverware -Jewelry Phones 64W—Res., 64J Anderson's Bakery OUR AIM --To Give the Lowest Possible Prices, consistent with Highest Quality. The home of Buttermilk Scones, have you tried them? Variety of Breads improve every meal. Buns, Cakes, Pies and Cookies, always on hand. SATURDAY SPECIAL Finger Rolla" 2 dozen 25c (If we please you, toll others; if not, tell; us) T. RAnderson. !MOE 'Td rr r'i{h !1i ;»I tr; Glark's mother, Mrs, R. L. Clark. The 'Misses Pearl 'and' Annie Lawr- ence Visited .with their sister, Mrs, F. A. ')►foul), in Gwen, $• ound, last week. Mr. Henry Francis has returned from a visit with his son at Wight. Mrs. George Duncan, of Woodstock, is visiting at the home of her sister, MTs. W. McMichael. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Smith and baby, of Toronto, the visited t home a h me of Mrs. Smith's parents on Sunday. Mr. Jack Orich attended the Hal- lowe'en dance at MacDonald Hall in Guelph. Mr. and Mrs. Alex. Dunkeld, of Goderich, and son, Mr. Leonard Dunk- eld, of Pontiac, Michigan, 'visited at the .home of Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Kirk, in Tuckersmith, this week. Mr. E. H. Close has disposed of his barber shop and bowling alley to Mr. Stewart McVey, of St. Marys, who has taken possession. Mr. C. Eckert has returned from Detroit, after spending a few days with his four daughters( in that city. Mr. Eckert says that the times there are not as hard as they are reported, as the factories are working full time, the men working in shifts of three days a week. Mr. Thomas Daly, who spent the summer with his daughter, Mrs. F. Devereux, left this week for Wind- sor. Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Erwin, of Bay- field, were guests this week at the home of Miss Robison. Mr. George Black, of Toronto, spent the week end at his home in Tucker- srnith. Mrs. J. 'S: Roberts, who spent sev- eral months here at the home of her sister, Mrs. J. A. Case, left this week for Toronto. Mrs. D. I. Hill and little son, of Goderich, are guests at the home of Mrs. 'Hill's parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Kerslake. Miss Ballantyne spent a few days .last week with friends in Owen Sound. Mr. and Mrs. R. N. Bissonmette and family, of Stratford, spent Sunday at the home of Mr. William Iiartry. Mr. J. M.Scott and Mr. M. Blanch- ard motored to Ottawa on Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Warren Ament, of Detroit, spent the week end at the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. Ament. Mrs. Ament accompanied them back to De- troit and will spend a few weeks there Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Haggard and family spent Sunday in London. Mr. and Mrs. Herrington, and son Jack, of Detroit, were recent visitors at the home of Mr. and Mas. J. J Huggard. Miss Minnie Habkirk, who spent the summer in the Western Provin^es, re- turned home on Thursday. Mrs. James Beattie is visiting at the home of her daughter in Peter- boro. Mrs, Adam Dickson, is visiting at the home of her son in Fredonia, N.Y Mss.• G. D. Haigh spent last week end in Detroit. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Stewart, Mrs. Boyd and MTs. Gibson spent the week end in Stratford. Mr. J. J. Huggard was called to. Toronto this week owing to the ill- ness of hie father. Mrs. Harp, of Aylmer, visited at the home of Mrs. R. L. Clark on Sun- day. CHISELHURST Notes. — Messrs. Cecil and Percy Harris have returned to their home after spending a few weeks with their uncle in the States. Mr. Robert Varley was in London last week as a delegate attending the Dominion A. Y. P. A. convention. Mrs. John McLean, who has been confined to her hed. for several weeks, is progressing favorably. MICK DISCUSSES SUBJECTS Misther MickLean: Zer Scotch wid a Lean to the Irish Mick—la kind av an ap'pindix to it. Next to the good ould Irish, thim Scotch may git to heaven, but Andy nor Jim won't in- sure thim. By gar, yez didn't hear ft -am mesilf for a long toime, because of wint to Qu'abic. Thim Frinehmin an the guirls into the bargain g In are grate for parley vooin—they parley voa wid their mouths, an wid their hands an fate an 'legs, an ivirythin. Oi parley vood a little mesilf, but Oi quit whin thim drakes and ducks laughed at me. Don't go to Qu'abic if ye can't parley voo right off the bat. Thin back of kim to Taranta and Bil Pow) wid his corncob tould met to go home to 'Sayfourth, as Taranta wasn't a helthy .place for a Mick on the Twelfth av July. An back of kim. At Stratford Oi met Michael - hardy who sould the groceries to Smith an Gardno, an Cleary, an Hut- chison, an 1H(aigh, an Stevenson in Kinburn, an Scott an Hughey in Brucefield, an George in Varna, an Frank an Jimmy in Bayfield, an Mer- ner in Zurich. Grate byes, them. Whin Oi got to Dublin and Irishtown, Oi felt safe wid Frank an Billy an Pether an Arnold. Grate min, thim. The very next day was the Twelfth an Grand Masther Ed. Mole was- at the hed av the Orangemin wid Tom fi'fin an off they wint to, Bayfield. An off Oi wint, too, wid me frind, Johnny Sthorey, who had on more Orange ribbons than the Grandmasther his - self. By gar, he hed his shoes tied wid them ribbons. That Stoyle for yez. Afther dinner at "Hughey's the Orangemin wint to the square called Clan Mick-Grig'ger. It's just loike me frind, Fred—{good lookin'. ,Tisk thin one av thim knowledgeable his- torian hope faith giruls Oi do be t iinkin she hed a crush on Jahany an she sed, "I asked a dozen Orange- men widout suc'ces's what year was the battle of the Boyne fought in?" Not 'kiowin mysilf, 01 'sed, "Johnny, do ye tell her." Thin Johnny sed: "Yer a foine 'looking girul an Oi loike yer s<thoyle—Igo home an ax yer father—any darned our fool ought to 'knew that." But the Pope faith girul wouldn't be put off wid' thion olnpil- nnhnts an she sed, "Why it roles fought on the 1st of July, 1690, an through Pope Gregory aha ilr the calendar � Year, it Made the'' date duly 12th. Johnny sad, Ye niay be night AMA t>)inn Popo d tms,'1Vl1ss, ibut Oit11 tel%, e see ttiiin% l"r14h eottld ' bight )Dike ERRS Direct from. factory to you. 044. annonnce, xpyeint.bottom 'of this Ad. New Things dor Your Home. You will find Our Prices Right CONGOLEUM AND LINOLEUM RUGS All sizes in the different patterns. YARDAGE LINOLEUM 2 yards wide, 4 yards wide; in best patterns. FLOOR OILCLOTH Choice patterns in Good Quality. PRETTY HEARTH MATS You will really want one. CURTAIN MATERIALS Almost sure to have what you'll like. 1 TAPESTRY AND MOHAIR For Upholstery—See what we can do for you. CURTAIN RODS Prices for these --121/ to 65c. WARM BEDDING New fancy 0. V. Wool Bed Covers. ANNOUNCING That Mr. Weston, of The Hunter.. Fur Co., Toronto, will be here Monday, November 3rd, and following days.. If you are interested in the purchase of Furs of any description or are contemplating the relining or re -cut- ting of those you already possess, he will be glad to give you full informa- tion and prices. MacTAVISH'S, Serforth the very divil an it took us Orange - min tvielve days to lick thim which made it the Twelfth. Yer roight. Come an see me in Sayfourth. Drop me a card an Oi'11 be home when ye come." The girul ,smoiled at Johnny's knowledge an gallanthry. Thim Or- ange spathes on the platform excelled theirselves. M:e frindn, Grandmasthers Billy Doig, an M.P.P. George Spotton, both agreed wid the Pope agin div- orces an sed the Orangemin an the Knights of 'Columbu's exchanged felicitous greetins an bouquets at their June Grand Lodge meetins in. Brockville. In Ireland it was fists an shillaleys. After thim greetins Oi do be thinkin His Holiness the Pope will be the. Orange Grandmasther afther our own Edward quits. Thim grate days do be comin an goin' all the toime. The nixt wan was the elecshun day to make 'Grit an Tory mim'bers. In Ireland thim Tories nphe'It the name in Irish Gaelic, Toraidhe or Toruighe, meanin a plunderer, an, by gar, thim Tories were onto their jobs as me Erind Sandy,the Hudson pup- il, would say it in a Scotch "voceph- erous manner." De ye moind thim Grits are all ould Clear Grits anyway. Nixt of kim acrast some av thim Deides, byes and giruls, ther all Tor- ies. Well, Oi met Johnny an Bob, shure Bob is not a Reid, but he lives near wan of thim, an they were el- ecshuneerin. Bob sed, "In the ould days in McKillop, Grit Sandy who didn't ker much for the Tories, hed a threshin hee an most av the thresher gang were Tories. This day the Grits sthol•e a march an voted in the mornix. Sandy didn't want to let the Tories vote an kept the ould threshin machine buzzin until late in the af- thernoon, so Bob sthole the belt off the injun an off the Tories ran jist in toime to vote. By gar, wasn't that a grate skame av Bab's. Oi loike thim Tories as the Premier, me frind, Robert Bennett, most imphatically tould all the Nation Premiers at the Big Conference in England what Can- ada wanted in Empire thrade an King George red him a Right Honorable Privy 'Councillor in recognition av his statesman ability. There is another Canadian Right 'Honorable, Sir Gil- bert Parker, who whin a youngsther, lived nixt to the Salvation Army Bar- racks and 'wint to the public school an St. Thomas' Church Sunday school. Grate Canadians, eh! Misther edither. Do, ye moind me tellin ye that there is a lot av thin new inthirproizes in Sayfourth. The Trish poetees Bar- berry Ellen an Johnnie an mesilf wint up to 'play Tiny Tim golph, but we couldn't git thim tiny balls through thin crooked haphazards an her lady- ship won the game. Oi do know that poethry is hered'athery in her family an malbee expert golph is an added qualificashun to the family thrait av exphertness, We sed "Good -day" to the 'Canadian poetess an to Ile Scotch Net who muses sal melodi4Oni3ly 'under the big else .tree at the l otwi'ing vane. Hpigir'sma'tiohally, Teddle's Limericks an golph are shure grate, Mlrer '01.left Gelo'r . et •' �'b o' thehard- Ware ware stare O'i wint deft by the skat- an rink an. Jimmie toted. 'tie a Dickens ass a ti1'n'pirince eonundthrum, Ile sed, "What's the diffirince between a wet dry an a dry wet?" Mesilf..at know - in the answir, Jimmie sed, "Ask a dry dry and a wet wet and you will get two different answers." Afther that we sang, "John Riley's always dry." Afther the song was properly bap- tized wid ginger ale cordials, Oi sed 01 loi'ked Charley Lions one bether an we sang the best printer's song, "An for Bonnie Alex Lawrie, I'd lay me down an dee," and thin, "Max Walsh's, barley braes are Bonnie." Thim Har- purhey cordials do make the byes sing. Thim Scotch, loike the poor, there always around an 'buttin an the Irish. For insthince, at the lasht Saint Patrick's supper in the Seperate School, a Scotch Charley . was the chairman over the Irish. Think av that, will yez? The chairman med a grate spathe an sed he was half Scotch and half Irish, an asked Dinny Joe if he could improve on that mix- ture. Thin Dinny sed, "If yez have - to have a mixture at all, at all, thin the lai.:t . otch ye have in the Irish mixture, the tether for the mixture." Isn't that makin the "Scot's wa has." Thin the Irish school house resounded wid, `Better loved ye canna be, Char-, lie, will ye no come back again?"' By gar! Oi kim across a most econ- omical speculashun advertizement yis- tirday in a Scotch paperfor the use• av soul an body: "Wanted, for a. family who have bad health, a sober, steady person, in the capacity of doc- tor, surgeon, apothecary and man— mid'wife. He must occasionally act as butler and dress hair and wigs. He will be required to read prayers and to preach a sermon every Sun- day." Agin, (by gar! Oi don't know av a sowl that could fill the bill for that _job excipt oul Effi Gee who wroites gasoon stuff for yer paypur, but Oi do know that praychin serm- ons is his long suit 'wid a red tie on it. There are two grate service insthti- tushuns in Sayfourth—the Lions Club an the (Moulding Club an the Secre- tary av the Moulders is ,shure Boxed in Airnesht. Av course, the Lions are puttin on their appale for the crippled children which should be met wid yer money to -day. There is an ould Irish word "spontenoity" which manes, don't be loike the Seotchman when the tailor asked where he'd put the pockets in his suit. The Scots repliy was, "Put thin where its the most deeficult to get, at" Spontaneous heartfelt givin to the crippled ehi1- dren 'will open the gates av haven to yez. The Scotch say: "Nous the day and noon the hour." Do it now. By gar! Oi'd loik to see the Say- fourthites turn out en 1nness'e at a civic supper or some other funeshun alv: that koind an give the byes an. giruls av the new Cedar Chist Faethory a rale Irish eaed )nine faiethe to tie besht town in Canada. Facthories is the bizziness sthuff to cure t iimploymint. O'll bet there'ts Irish.amongst thim 'Chisty mill an they'll ll � �osh• er p an make Sayfourth grow cl ty sone dayy. . Th1m9 s the b es--4bako their hands wid joy. W 'S•cotch-Irish best wishes, mem KILLOP 1 I