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;WHO'S WHO! WHAT'S WHAT AND
WHY?
Continued from Page One
The 'Government of Cuba is identi-
cal with that of the United States of
America, with the single exception
-that the Presidential term of office is
six years in Cuba, instead of four as
in the American Republic. At pres-
ent the ruling President of the island
republic, a Liberal in pdlitios, is Gen-
.eral Gexardo Machado. For general
information, a full list of Cuban Gov`
ernment Cabinet is herewith given,
viz: President (salary $25,000). Gen-
eral Gerardo Machado, Morales; Presi-
.dency or Executive Secretary, Ricardo
Eierrera; State Department, De Rafeal
Martinez Ortiz; Interior Department,
General Manuel Delgado; War and
\Marine or Navy Department, General
'Carlos Rojas; Treasury .Department,
Dr. Mario Ruis Mesa; Justice Depart-
ment, Jesus Maria Barraque; Public
Works Department, Dr. Carlos Miguel
•de Cespedes; Sanitation and Chari-
ties, Dr. Francisco Fernandez; Pub-
lic Instruction Department, General
Jose B. Aleman (died during our vis-
it in Cuba); Agriculture, Commerce
and Labor, General E. Molinet; Pos-
tal and Telegraph, Rafeal Sanchez
Abell; Comptroller of the Currency,
Aurelio Mendez; Chief • Justice of
Supreme Court, Juan Cutierrez Quir-
es; PostMaster General, Jose A. Mon-
talvo; Speaker of the Senate (24
members), Dr. Clemente Vas'ques
Belle; Speaker of the House (11S
mem'bers), Rafeal Guss Inclan. The
electoral system is manhood, fran-
chise and the records show at last
election eighty per cent. of the elec-
torate casting ballots. President
11lachad'o received a second term,
1929-35 'by acclamation in recogni-
tion of the government's meritorious
legislative acts being termed the
"Government of Regeneration," which
is reflected by the Cuban people
through their inherent love for the
principles of the rights of manhood.
At this juncture it might not be amiss
to state that your representative had
the pleasure of attending President
Machado's New Year reception in the
Presidential Palace, and was accord-
ed the distinctive, honor of the Presi-
dent of being transferred through
courtesy to the Secretary of State,
Dr. Rafeal Martinez Ortis, represent-
ing state functions of an honorary
'character.
The recent decision of the United
States Senate not to increase the
tariff on Cuban' sugar entering that
country, is one of the greatest tri-
umphs of the Machado administra-
tion. Further, a concerted effort is
being entered upon by the President
to facilitate the praiseworthy move -
'anent of securing Federal aid for the
construction of bridges across the
water -gaps of the overseas highway
of Florida, through instructing Cuban
-officials at Washington to give active
support to the project. The comple-
tion of the bridges between the Flor-
ida islands will eliminate the present
ferry boat system, occupying five
ihours' time in transferring freight,
automobiles and passengers, thus
making the highway from Canada in-
ternational in scope by linking up
Saxon -America at Key West, com-
prising a five hours ocean trip to
Latin -America at Havana. Just here
the degression may appear as pass-
ing 'strange, when stating that Presi-
dent 'Machado, who is a devout Caths
elics, is also a most enthusiastic
Mason, and during our visit in Hav-
ana he was initiated in the mysteries
of the Shrine degrees. Masonary is
everything in Florida and the Cuban
Republic. President Machado lives in
the hearts of his countrymen and is
righteouly independent, having vetoed
various municipal appropriations des •
tined to erect monuments in his honor.
Truly, a great statesman ruling the
destiny of a great nation.
In the customary parlance of news-
paperdom, the by line reporter when
travelling should possess "a nose for
mews," especially that of a governing
Canadian aspect, hence the present
aiotation. Considering the fact that
mo mention was made by the Presi-
dent or Secretary of State of Canad-
ian officials being stationed in Cuba,
imagine the realistic thrill produced
when reading the following advertise-
ment in one of the Englis,Js dailies
published' in Havana, setting forth the
unvarnished and unhammelled facts
relative to Canadian life events, vez:
'"Free exhibition of Canadian firms
(sere. Inr'esting and instructive pic-
tures to/be shown at the Prado The-
atre, through the courtesy of the
Cuban Department of State, Mr. Jas.
Cormack, Canadian Government Trade
'Commissioner, Havana, has been able
to arrange for a free exhibition of
interesting, scenic and other motion
ipictures of the Dominion. The films
are entitled, "The Drive is on; Tigers
of the North; the Kicking'Hiorse Trail
the Lettz of the Sea; Ride 'em Cow-
boy; the Conquest of the Forest:
Story of a Can of Salmon and Poultry
in the Land of the Maple Tree." These
films are new and never before been
exhibited in Cuba. The show will take
place from 9.30 a.m. until noon on
Sunday next (12th inst.) and will. be
!held in the Prado Theatre. Cards of
free admission may be had from Mr.
Cormack on application at his office.
•Obrapia 35, corner Aguiar." This is
just as it should be excepting,
"Watchman, what of the hour." How-
ever, from years of accumulated
knowledge of affairs of the Civil Ser-
vice, "a fellow feeling makes us won-
drous kind" through judging there
were extenuating circumstances gov-
erning this Sunday morning motion
picture exhibit. Knowing that Prem-
ier King and the Member for South
Huron are both good old-fashioned
orthodox Presbyterians, devoid of
f abilernilstic tendencies, therefore
Sticklers 'under all circumstances for
absolute Sabbath ob:Iervance, will
ifrown down the ineptitude. It is hu -
mann to err and the reprimand need
-pot be too bars. A word to the wise
14l Serrtut in eftela s *At.
At present there in ixlstitu a de-
vpio#unent project uwtligSt to ,ariat
pogiessin' niedelrnnst •xehgiop l' Piro-
clivities to revive in Iavana the odd
.primitive ceremonies oik Sun enc ; M'n
worship as practiced by the Siboney's,
the original Cuban race' of Ii'dians,
now practically extinct, Apparently,
"any old thing" in religion appeals
to this class of damphool religionists.
,At first blush Canadda is visiting
Cuba feel a certain amount of pride
of the home -loving kind in recogniz-
ing the honored fact of having the
three foremost banks of Canada re-
presented in the Royal, Commerce and
Nova Scotia in Havana. On leaving
Seaforth, we purchased from our
esteemed friend, 'Mr. Mullen, Man-
ager of the Bank of Commerce, a full
supply of par value traveller's cheques
which were everywhere received as
such until the presentation of a
cheque at the Prado branch of the
Royal Bank of Canada in Havana,
where it was vised suspiciously not-
withstanding the endorsations of
New York exchange and the owner
and thenbarefacedshaved to the ex-
tent of fifteen cents in payment. "How
the mighty hath fallen" and our pride
in the 'stability of Canadian banking
institutions went down to a finish
knockout comet. Sir John and Sir
Herbert should get together and
work out a banking method whereby
recognition of par value traveller's
cheques on presentation at any of the
banks will receive full payment,
otherwise as Shakespeare says,
"There's little choice between rotten
apples." To sum up the incident, the
big Royal Bank of Canada is fifteen
cents to the good, and ..the. little un-
sophisticated tourist is fifteen cents
to the bad. Just to figure cent-a-
Scotchmatically the Royal is in fif-
teen cents and the tourist out fifteen
cents, and twice fifteen cents makes
thirty cents, hence the shave -deal
makes tourists feel like the hoodoo
thirty cents. Whet a banking wow!
BIG OCEAN WAVES REACH
FIFTY FEET
During the last few weeks we have
heard many accounts of immense
waves, often described byIpassengers
on ships as being anything from 80
feet to 100 feet high. Actually, how-
ever, it is unlikely that the greatest
height reached by a wave is more
than 40 feet.
People on a large vessel, with a
deck level 60 feet above the water-
line, naturally assume, when a wave
reaches twenty or so feet above the
deck level, that the height of the
wave must be about 80 feet. They are
wrong—for two reasons.
Anyone who has seem a vessel
rlowing through even a, relatively
calm sea will have noticed that she
piles up a fairly large 'bow wave. But
if she is running into a storm, the
initial wave will be higher and move
against her with considerable force.
It will dash into the air like surf
crashing against a sea-wall.
Thus, even if she were on a level
keel at the moments of impact, a 30 -
foot' wave might break aboard a ves-
sel whose deck was considerably high-
er.
Also the vessel is not necessarily on
an even keel when she encounters a
huge wave. If she is travelling at a
good speed she tends to thrust into
the wave, literally "burrowing" and
taking tons of water. As the wave
that was pushing up the end drops,
her front comes up again, throwing
the water on to her deck and causing
damage that makes people think a
wave of tremendous height must have
hit the vessel.
Experts consider that 80 feet from
trough to crest is a considerably
greater height than a wave could pos.
sibly attain. 'Most sailors say the
greatest height is between 30 feet
and 40 feet, except in the stretch of
water between Cape Town and Aus
tralia, generally considered the rough-
est bit of ocean in the world.
THE REMITTANCE MEN
(By Francs Dickie)
A type of individual, now heard of
no more, but who once contribute
n•uch human and"' color to Canadian
life, especially in the West, was the
"remittance man." English families
of the class which used to pay their
sons to stay in Canada are now too
impoverished to continue the practice
and a good many of the "remittance
men" returned ,;o die bravely on the
battlefields o,f France and Flanders.
Their ways twenty years ago furnish-
ed much of the stoc-in-trade of a
western newspaper, • which, like
Melchizedek, remains without geneal-
ogy. This man was the famous Bob
Edwards, creator and sole contributor
for many years to the "Calgary Eye -
Opener," the memory of which will
live long in the annals of Canadian
journalism. Bob Edwards had a pe-
culiar rash of literary genius mingled
siith a keen understanding of the
Canadian boungeos. And so the "Eye
Opener" succeeded; the only example
of a "one-man" sheet to do so in the
history of Western Canadian news-
paperdom. Published at first at long
intervals in the year 1905, it con-
enued to appear irregularly until the
death of Edwards in 1922. It was a
tour -sheet page, printed on newsprint,
carrying practically no advertising,
and sold for five cents. Yet in two
years' time it was famous from coast
to coast, with so great a demand that
agents charged 25c a copy, and even
then each edition was quickly ex-
hausted, without meeting the demand.
As a publication the Exe-Opener
defies accurate definition, it was so
essentially an expression of its cre-
ator, the rapid unfolding and expan-
sion of an exceptional ,brilliant mind
reflecting the the changing environ-
ment of the opening west. It was a
time of heavy driny;ing. So the edi
tor assumed the guise of a man vast-
ly bibacious. In many of the irregu-
larly appearing issues, he would ex-
cuse himself to his readers for the
delay on the grounds of being on a
big drunk, or just recovering from the
D. T.'s. But while probably Edwards
imbibed his share in those hard drink-
ing times, he never indulged to the
extent which hen portrayed himself
doing in many an amusing paragraph.
It was with him a huge hyperbole by
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*hick he' held. the stage through cree-
sting a character attractive tie the
!boisterous Imozing west. In staid
Eastern Casaba he sboc1ied 1de read,
ors with punt that peculiar and right
amount of shock to bring them back
for more. Knowing his Anglo-Saxon
public with its strict standardof out-
ward morality, and its chortling
ecstasy in pornography perused in
secret, Bog Edwards steered a mag-
nificently middle course, because of
which it is too difficult to convey the
peculiar charm of the Eye -Opener,
without quoting several copies in full.
During the paper's lifetime it carried
hundreds of columns of matter de-
lightfully risque, neither too delicate
for the bourgeois palate, nor to)
coarse to 'bring suspension by the au-
thorities,, though for a time it was
denied the mails. Edwards, himself
wearing the cap and bells of the
drunken jester, also from the very
beginning of his paper seemed in-
stinctively aware of a "reader" pre-
dilection, one which many magazine
editors afterwards learned and profit-
ably exploited—that the general pub-
lic loves a singular character which
in print goes on and on through
countless issues. Edwards doubly
provided this, with himself, and for
a foil for himself, the mythical. char-
acter of Peter J. McGonigle, Editor
of the Midnapore ,Gazette. For years
the drunken and other ludicrous an-
tics, adventures and misfortunes of
Peter and Bob brought eager readers
by the thousands seeking the latest
issue of the paper.
But there was more than this to;
the Eye -Opener. Beneath his cap and
bells of the bibacious buffoon, behind
his buckler of the delicately porno-
graphic, Bog Edwards—amazing par-
adox—was a fiery crusader, a doughty
warrior against injustice and politi-
cal iniquities. The bar -room jesting
the amusing stories, were the sugar
coating around many a truth -reveal-
ing pill. Local politicians went grov-
elling and to the dust. Even mightier
ones in far away Ottawa were shaken
and made mind their dubious ways
by the Eye -Opener's revelations. Ed-
wards was a great reporter not only
in his handling of material, but in his
almost uncanny ability for digging up
dangerous truth. It was this "nose
for news" that made him terrible to
the crooked politicians. He had for
many years a little corner desk in
the news room of the "Morning Al-
bertan" newspaper in Calgary. When
after weeks of gestation and gather-
ing of facts, the time was ripe for
another Eye -Opener, Edwards would
come marching to his desk. He was
a thick set, stout man of medium
height, his face round and red, the
face of a jester, yet with an under-
lying sadness. Sitting down, pencil
in hand before a 'big block of copy
paper, he wrote with tremendous
speed, huge scrawling letters. There
were never more than four lines to a
page of copy paper, according to the
linotype operator who for years set
Bob's writing. Sometimes he turn-
ed out a whole issue at a single sit-
ting—four pages of seven columns of
ordinary type, carrying few and small
Feedings, and relieved by only a few
inches of advertising!
From 1905 to 1913 was the hey-
day of the English -remittance man in
the west, particularly in Calgary.
Here scores of the "not wanted"
ye ung men of noble and near noble
families caroused !their lives away
when in funds, and cadged on others
between remittances. The money
came to them usually quarterly, some
times monthly, but always it was
srent within a few days of its arrival.
During their penniless days these
men resorte 1 to endless schemes to
extort additional money from home.
Some •of the variations were heartless
In the extreme. such as pretending to
be in hospital, or even jail. One par-
ticularly hardened chap, whose allow-
ance only came yearly, having ex-
hausted all ordinary means of get-
ting extra allowance between times,
finally pretended to be dead, and had
his chum get the money by wire from
England to bury him. For Edwards,
the remittance men were an ever end-
ing source of copy. Daily in the
saloons, the clubs and brothels he
rubbed shoulders with scores of them.
And out of this material Edwards
wrote some tales that are western
classics; to amazing truth he merely
dded his own genius at narrating.
Space forbids extensive tales here of
the remittance men, and with no odd
files of the Eye -Opener from which to
draw them as Edwards wrote them,
they are robbed of most of their mer-
it; but a summary of two of the best
remittance man yarns, true tales, out
of which Edwards made masterpiec-
es, are here given in a slight attempt
to convey to the reader something of
the atmosphere by which the Eye -
Opener was made a great paper to
Western readers, and an always in-
teresting one to the said people of
Eastern Canada.
A young remittance man was bless-
ed with an exceedingly large allow-
ance. He had spent several years
around the bars and dubious resorts
of Calgary. But in his letters home
he wrote long and glowingly of the
fine ranch he was establishing. Find-
ing himself one day with his quarter-
ly allowance spent with more than us-
ual swiftness, he decided to attempt
+o :Hake use of the mythical ranch so
firmly established in his parents' mind
by his prevuus letters. He wrote
bonne something as follows: "Dear
Father and Mother: I have decided
upon a new departure. I have now
on the many acres of my ranch a
splendid stock of gophers, but there
seems danger of them becoming in-
bred. I would like to import some
pedigreed stock, but lack about a
thousand pounds for the venture," etc.,
etc. Shortly after he received the
money, accompanied by solemn warn-
ings to be careful in handling the
wild 'gophers and not get gored.
Another young man with a some-
what similar mythical ranch finally
wrote home he had married, hoping
in this way he would receive an addi-
tion to his allowance. Instead he re-
ceived a cable his mother was leaving
to visit him. The young man saw
himself absolutely done for; 'but here
the spirit of the west came to his
rescue; that amazing love of extrava-
gant foolery. Hardly had the young
man confided his predicament to his
acquaintaecee than a real rancher
with a fine place came to his rescue,
placing his 'bachelor home, lands, car-
riages, horses and servants at the re -
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Here They Are --Ready for Your ijoosing--
Our
1930 Spring
SUITS AND TOPCOATS
m. EN who are particularly interested in the New
Spring Suits and Topcoats will make this store
their shopping headquarters. The attractive pric-
es that our new Spring stock is offered at constitutes the
most outstanding values of the coming season. The new
varieties are very complete. You will get just the color,
style and pattern that best suits you. Every Suit and Top-
coat bears the label of a famous maker and guaranteed to
give lasting satisfaction.
Suits..... ..... ... $15 00 to $33.00
Topcoats $15.00 to $ 25.00
MILLINERY
0 UR NEW Spring Millinery is
here. To see this display is to
realize the radical style chang-
es as predicted for Spring wear.
Come in any day and see this advance
showing.
DRESSES
THERE is ingenuity in the way
modistes are styling the new
Spring Dresses. You'll find
them here in all the new refreshing
touches of loveliness in a selection of
all the new ideas. Every noteworthy
style, color and trimming.
STEWART BROS., Seaforth
mittance mans disposal during the
stay of the mother. From one of
the dubious habitations outside the
town a young woman of unusual re-
finement of manner and looks was se-
cured to fill the wifely role. Mother
arrived, was driven over the rolling
areas, inspected the cattle, liked the
new wife, and, departing left a check
for two thousand pounds.
CARBON ONOXIDE AS A RAT
POISON
A modern Pied Piper has come out
of the east! R. B. Rushing, Augusta,
Maine, bethought himself how he
could rid his barn of the swarms of
enormous rats that infested it, de-
spite the traps and poisons of wide-
ly advertised lethal qualities which
he had used to combat them.
Into his thoughts flashed the head-
line, "Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
Kills:" Wasting no time with need-
less
eed-less debate, he went to the barn and
worked diligently to caulk and stop
the holes and openings of the build-
ing. Tightly closing the windows and
doors, he backed up the family flivver
and attached a length of rubber tub-
ing to the exhaust. This he inserted
in a prepared opening into the barn.
After the motor had been running
far twenty minutes, Rushing stopped
the engine and approached the barn.
Not a squeak nor a squeal did he
hear. Nor has he seen any rats
since!
LONDON GOES AFTER TEE BAG
SNATCHERS
In London and elsewhere activties
of the :bag -snatchers and such gen-
try have been giving cause for some
concern during the past few months,
To cheek these and other law breakers
the adoption of various disguises, fol -
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lowing upon the introduction of police
boxes, specially equipped' cars and the
use of wireless, is now becoming a
regular practice.
Special squads of picked and train-
ed detectives, working under the di-
rection of inspectors, are now detail-
ed for duty wearing clever disguises.
These men, doing eight-hour shifts,
are on duty throughout the day and
night.
From certain London police stations
men emerge dressed as costers, city
clerks with bag in hand, chaffeurs and.
other unpolicemanlike styles. Each
one has been given his own special
heat to patrol, and at the end of it
he often has a charge to prefer.
The loafer slouching along towards
the kerb when the bus stops may be
unworthy of your notice, but as a I
loafer he has a far better chance of
detecting the pickpocket amongst
those people getting on or off the
bus. In the same way, the mild -look-,
ing gentleman with his attache -case'
can mix with the crowds in tube or
lift and about railway stations with-
out himself being noticed.
A policeman disguised makes a
good mixer. A sneak -thief would not'
trouble over -much about the presence
of a man in riding kit if he were in-
tent upon "lifting" a lady's handbag.
It is only when he is caught that he
realizes how like a policeman's is the
grip of the man in check breeches.
The disguises are many and varied.
No officer goes on his beat in the
same kit twice. So far the experi-
ment has proved a great success, and
there is every likelihood that the po-
lice wardrobe will be greatly extended
in the near future. In brief, the New
Year is going to prove a very lean
one for those' who attempt to make
a living by breaking the law.
with 8,500 tons of cable, carries a
cargo of enormous value. She recent-
ly laid the new Pacific cable, 3,625
miles long, at the record speed of nine
miles an hour.
THAT ALSO COUNTS
In addition to making the car run
more efficiently and last longer, there
is a third advantage to regular chassis
lubrication that counts for more than
is realized. That is that it makes
the job about twice as simple because
there is no "freezing" nor clogging
of the connections through which the
lubricant reaches bushings, bearings
and the like.
DRIVIN COSTLY iN RIO JANEIRO
It costs not less than $100 a year
for taxes on a small automobile iu
the city of Rio Janeiro, Brazil. The
license itself is about $2.1, but car
owners have to pay for the license
plates, circulation tax, poor tax, and
help support the street cleaning de-
partment. Primary schools get a bit,
the stamp tax on the license is an-
other thing and the road department
gets something for repairing streets.
LET'S TAKE THE AIR BY USE OF
GY IDERS
Britain hag taken to the air! In
recent years the has been a lot of
talk about the day when flying ma-
chines will be as common as bicycles
or motor cars. l"gat day 'e at her .•1-1
An association has just been feem-
ed in Great Britain to promote g! A-
in'g--•flying in engirnless aeroplane ...
LAYING PIPE—AND HOW! Two aircraft experFs are coming fr,'m l
Germany to commence tuition.
The largest cable ship in the world The cost of gliding ;s so email that i
is the Dominia, which, when loaded almost everyone *vill be able to enjoy ft
the new sport. A new glider can be
bought for about £40—less than the
cost of an ordinary motor -cycle.
IBy this time next year it is ex-
pected that local gliding clubs will
have sprung into existence all over
Britain. I1 fewer than a hundred
members paid an entrance fee of only
ten shillings, the club would be able
to start with one glider.
And gliding is not nearly so dif-
ficult and dangerous as one would im-
agine. Once the pilot has gained a
knowledge of wind currents and how
to use them to carry the craft in the
air, he can rise to a height of several
thousand feet just by gliding from
one air Current to, the next.
The gliding record is at present held
by Germany, when one of these en-
gineless plans was kept in the air
for over fourteen hours and covered
a distance of 282% miles.
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