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FIFTY-FIFTH YEAR
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CABINET-iMAKING IN AMERICt.
In forming his Cabinet an Ameri-
can President has some distinct ad '
vantages over a British Prime
Minister. For one thing, he can take
his time about it. The Presidential
election is held at the beginning of
November, but the new Administra-
tion does not take office until the be-
ginning of the following March. Fur-
ther, he has a very wide freedom of
•choice. It is net at all essential that
an American Cabinet Minister shall
have had any political training or
experience whatsoever, or that he
shall be a practised public speaker.
The Constitution definitely makes
Ministers ineligible for seats in either
House of Congress, so there is nu
call upon them to defend their policies
against Parliamentary attacks.
Accordingly it is not at alt unusual
fur an American President to include
in his Cabinet men, •quite unknown in
political circles, whose success in
business or in Al professional career
indicates their possession of admini-
strative ability. A new Cabinet is
usually a group of men who have
never previously been associated in
any kind of undertaking. They make
ane another's acquaintance at the first
Cabinet meeting et, which they are
summoned. It sounds incredible, but
it is a fact, that one of the members
of Mr. Wilson's first Cabinet, Mr.
Franklin K. Lane, had to introduce
himself to the President at the White
house on the morning after Inaugura-
tion Day. They had never met be-
fore.
It is not even absolutely necessary
that a Cabinet Minister shall have
been closely attached to the party in
power. Mr. J. M. Dickinson, Secre-
tary of War to President Taft, had
not voted at the previous election,
and had not broken off his connection
with the Democratic party. But Mr.
Taft *anted a Southerner, and saw
no objdtion to a Southern Democrat
who was not an ardent partisan,
Such cases, however, are exceptional
and when they occur they excite a
good deal of critical comment.
The composition of an American
Cabinet must naturally be affected by
the absence of that collective responsi-
bility which r, at any rate. used
to be—a feature of the British sys-
tem. "They are not a Government,"
says Lord Bryce, "as Europeans un-
derstand the term; they are a group
of heads' of departments, whom the
chief, though he usually consults them
separately, often finds it useful to
bring together in one room for a
talk about politics, including appoint-
ments, or to settle some administra-
tive question which lies on the border-
land between the provinces of two
Ministers." As Professor Hart has
put it, the Cabinet is a kind of
Executive exchange. The contrast
with our own system is illustrated by
the custom of inviting the assistant
secretary of a department to take
temporarily the seat of his chief at
•i Cabinet Council held when the lat-
ter happens to be absent from Wash-
ington. So alien is the doctrine of
collective responsibility from the
American practice that the opinion of
the majority of the members carries
no more weight than the President is
Cole inclined to attach to it. The best
known example is an incident of
Lincoln's Presidency. He once brought
before his Cabinet a proposalwhich,
RF it turned out, he alone favored.
He fonnd the votes to be seven noes
and one aye. "'Therefnrel," he de-
clared, "the ayes have it."
As against this' much greater free-
dom of choice in the composition of
an American Cabinet there is one
limitat ion—a geographical one—
which has no parallel in our system.
It is always thought desirable that
the various sections of the country
shall be represented, and that no one
section shall have a preponderance.
In the Constitution of the United
States there is no mention of a Cab-
inet.. The only article that can be
constructed as even an indirect ref-
erence to it is .that which empowers
the President to "require the opinion,
in writing, of the principal officer in
each of the Executive departments
upon any subject relating to the duties
of their respective offrces." As re-
gards any meeting for consultation
or discussion, he appears to be at
liberty, if he thinks fit. to held none
at all, or to call to it whomsoever he
pleases. Mr. Harding, it is reported.
iptends to take advantage of this
freedom bjr" Inviting to his Cabinet
Councils the Vice -President of the
United States, who is not the head
of any department and whose onlx
duty is presiding over the Senate.
The creation of new departments,
however. requires legislation. Ac-
cordingly it will not be possible fir Mr.
Harding to appoint, as is rumored to
be his intention, a Minister of Public
Welfare or a Minister of Public Works
until a hill creating these departments
has been passed by Congress. Some-
times, ton, a provision in the Consti-
tution interposes an unsuspected dif-
ficulty in the way of a President. in
m 1909 Mr. Roosevelt appointed Mr. P.
h C. Knox, at the time a member of
the Senate, to be his Secretary of
State, Shortly after the appointment
had been announced a Washington
s, journalist happened to be waiting in
y an ante -room of a Government office.
To pass the time away he took up
n copy of the Constitution that was
lying on the table. As he glanced
idly through it, his eye fell upon this
passage: "No Senator or represent-
ative shall, during the time for which
he was elected, he appointed to any
civil office under the authority of the
United States which shall have been
created or the emolument-' whereof
shall have been increased during such,
time.'' it occurred to him that two'
years before, during Mr. Knox', sen-
atorial term, the salaries of Cabinet
Ministers had been raised . from $8,-
•
000 to $12,000. The journalist trade
is diseoverey known, and the Ad-
ministration found itself in a pretty
fix. The dilemma was finally solved
by the enactment of a measuh'e, popu-
larly called the Knox Relief Bill,
which put back the salary of the
Secretary of State to the old figure.
CHRISTOPHER DRAKE
(By Newton MacTavish, in The
Canadian Magazine).
practice of tJi�srrowing the loose earth i marrow fat•
back into'the'itole. Having .thus com-
mitted his ''better half to earth, he
,returned, let us write not joyfully,
to his widowed fireside
And what a fireside, compared with
the box stove of every other house in
the neighborhood! It was construct-
ed of stone cut roughly and large
enough to receive a stick of cordwood.
The mantelpiece was decorated with
an, old musket, a powder horn, a niug
orcetwo, and several churchwarden
pipes. For Christopher smoked in-
ordinately, morning, noon and night.
And he took great pains in the pre-
pared( n of his tobacco, all of which
he grew in his own garden, giving
much time and consideration to every
stage of its development, from seed-
ling to drying rack. In holding his
Christopher had taught to pronounce
profane words for no ether reason
than to amuse himself and harrow
the tender feelings of his pious wife.
In the midst of grace at table (in this
respect Christopher had not departed
from a ways of his fathers) the
parrot oftentimes would exclaim, to
Christopher's huge delight, "Oh, ell'
damn 'er eyes, Polly wants a crack-
er." To a woman of Mrs. Drake's
natural piety and sensitiveness, the
effect of these exclamations was re-
lieved only by her attendance aji
church and other forms of worship.
Worship of an unseen deity did not
appeal to Christopher. Perhaps for
that reason he never was seen in
church. Nor did he ever accompany
bis wife anywhere in public. On the
other hand, he never was known to
enter the tavern or even to darken
the doorway of a neighbor's house.
He had keen, social tendencies, but
he confined every social act to the
village streets and his own fireside,
where Mrs. Drake enacted the role
of feminine inferiority.
Inferior in Christopher's mind Mrs.
Drake was, because she had come
from Cornwall. Her genealogy also
was the cause of his contemptuous
attitude towards her. lie nicknamed
her "Cornwall", and on all important
occasions, such as threshings, logging
bees or apple -picking time it was
Cornwall this and Cornwall that, with
as sardonic a flavor as anyone could
produce. But she bore up under it
all with marvellous resignation,
thanking the Lard every Thursday
night at prayer-nieeting for His great
mercy and setting an example to any
who en slighter provocation night
groan or complain or appear to be
ungrateful.
Grat efuhlees was Mrs. Drake's
conpieuous virtue. She was so grate-
ful it was hard for her not to keep
on talking about it. She had many
things to be thankful for, even if she
were ailing at times and had a con-
stant pain in her side. For the Lord
was geed. But the pain continued.
"One of these days," Said the
doctor to Christopher, "she will just
topple over."
He was right.
Christopher followed her remains
to the graveyard one cold winter's
day. and the occasion was the nearest
he had ever conte to appearing with
her in public.
At the graveside he joined with
gusto in the singing of "come, Ye
Disconsolate", and then he lowered
himself into the grave, took a screw
driver and screwed the lid of the
rough -box tight into place, then took
a spade and helped in the ghastly
tut what he represented of Devonshire
beside the fragment of Cornwall,
yonder upon the hill. The spot over-
looks what were his own acres, where
we used to help ourselves to his
Christopher Drake was a Devon-
shireman who settled on a farm in
Ontario fifty years ago. God had not
thought of him as a farmer, but fate
cast him there, and there he remain-
ed. He is remembered now because
of the paradoxical nature that per-
mitted him to display the very es-
sence of heartiness and goodwill 'to-
e nrds everyone. outside his own home
and the very essence of deviltry and
illwill within. On one hand he had
the spirit of geniality, on the other,
of a tyrant and a despot. For he
had primitive man's idea of the proper
fitness of things. A wife, for in-
stance, was an inferior member of
the household, a creature convenient
Whenever anything had to be fetched
or carried; indeed, as one who catered
to his comfort and well-being. And
his comfort and well-being demanded
certain things on certain occasions.
For one thing, he demanded apple -
butter for breakfast summer and win-
ter, with pancakes and bacon. At
dinner, the mid-day meal, be insisted
on having with his meat a huge slice
of cheese whose surface he *aye cov-
ered with mustard. At this meal al-
so be called for a pitcher of hard cider,
drawn from the spring -house in sum-
mer and heated with a red-hot iron
in winter. And red-hot,'to be sure,
was Christopher Drake whenever he
revealed his real personality. But on
those memorable occasions when two
'little boys came his way, he did not
even try to conceal the fact that he
possessed as well all the mirthful
dualities of Santa Claus and Ring
le combined. For he juet event on
in his own assumed manner, shaking
for all the world like a real bowlful
of jelly, puffing out his whiskers, get-
ting red in the face with merriment,
coughing and hiccoughing with nerv-
ous excitement, and twinkling his
eyes like two stars on a winter's
night.
Winter, as one thinks of it, is his
proper background. For he never
appeared in the village except during
the cold months, and he always wore
a prink cap, with earlues flapping
loose, a great shaggy coo`. of buffalo
hide, gauntlets of brown calf skin
and top boots of soft kip, with high
heels and patent leather fronts. And
although his farm adjoined the vil-
lage and the stones of his house
showed gray beyond the beaver
nearlw, through the apple orchard,
only half a mile distant. he never
came afoot, but always drove a black
blood stallion hitched to a red cutter
and engirdlcd by a chime of bells
that even with their warning notes
gave out a measure of delight. Ana
as he drew up at the post -office, threw
the buffalo robe over the dashboard
and steeped out with the reins still in
ilia hands, he looked lit, k picture
from a fairy book. And if he actually
was not Santa Claus er King Cole or
some wild rover of seas, he must
have descended from his own illustri-
ous namesake. For Christopher
Drake, notwithstanding his pittance of
opportunity, lived in a world of color
and action and romance. He was net
just the average old ere:ntryman de-
termined to go afarnming. Not
Christopher Drake. For he had an
imagination that took him all over
the world, serving him much better
than 'his gouty feet, and making it
possible for him to worn nut his own
salvation even in the fare of an ar-
rogant disposition, a slender educa-
tion and a squeamish community. And
although he proved amongst settlers
from Scotland, Ireland and his own
England, and listened t�, several dif-
fering accents, he still retained bis
broad Devonshire twang, uttering
words which in strange ears sounded
as if begotten of a foreign tongue.
"Wa'ar be swine?" be Would ask
if the village boys happened to wan-
der into his orchard in harvest apple
time. "Ah doan min' a view apples,
but doan spin the bark off wi' they
bare feet o' yourn."
And whenever anynne inquired
as to the health of Mrs. Drake be
'always answered, "'Er's a little bet-
ter'n 'er 'nth abin, I Wank 'ee."
Mrs. Drake was e woman of con-
spicuous resignation. She was re-
signed to everything, even to one of
her husband's prondeat possessions --
a brilliant bird
Peruvian parrot.
PREMIUM LIST FOR 1921
Closes March 1st
Members are Entitled to Three Choices.
CHOICE 1—One Rose, selected from the following list:
Hybrid Perpetual ---Emperor de Maroc, Fran earll
Druschki, General Jack, Mrs. John Laing,
de Bearn, Tom Wood.
Climbing—Alberic Barbier, Crimson Rambler, Dorothy
Perkins, Gold Finch, Tausendachon.
Hybrid Tea—Columbia, General McArthur, George C.
tud, His Majesty, Lady Hillingdon, Lieutenant
Chaures, Mme. de Luze, Mrs. Charles Russell, Mrs.
Aaron Ward, White Killarney.
CHOICE 2—Hydrangea Paniculata.
CHOICE 3—Dutchman's Pipe.
CHOICE 4—Boston Ivy.
CHOICE 5—One Peony.
CHOICE 6—Three Unnamed Dahlias.
CHOICE 7—Spirea, Von Hutte (white flowering shrub).
CHOICE 8--Weigelia Rosea (pink flowering shrub), or Weigelia
Eva Rathke, Red Flowering Shnib.
CHOICE 9—Ten Gladiolus.
CHOICE 10—Twenty-five Strawberry Plants.
CHOICE 11—One Norway Spruce.
CHOICE 12—The Canadian Horticulturist
• CHOICE 13—One Package each of Asters, Petunias, Verbenas,
Sweet Peas.
CHOICE 14—One Package each of Lettuce, Beets, Carrots, Parsnips.
CHOICE 15—Honeysuckle.
CHOICE 16—Five Japanese Iris.
CHOICE 17—Three Tuberous Begonias.
CHOICE 18—Lilac.
CHOICE 19 --Clematis Paniculata (sweet stented).
CHOICE 20 --One Fern,
Owing to the great shortage of all nursery stock, the Premia
List will close on March 1st. The Society will supply Members with
extra Trees, Plants, Shrubs, etc., at cost. Make out y order
for extras on a separate sheet.
Cut out this advertisement; mark X opposite any three choice -
and ani or hanll d
s it to the
Bulbs Secretary the Van.
NAME
One Dollar. Do this to-do
Me
ers
NAME
P. 0.
JOHN GRIEVE, Y.S. A. D. SUTHERLAND
President. Secretary -Treasurer.
turnips, and tha Astrlae
red and ]nsciotte antler
IDI58U tI
Notes.—Mr, and Mrs, V. P.
and their two children left on There-
day
here day last for a protracted' Vieit 'In.
Lucan at, the' home of Mr. Bene*
mother.—Miss Crotty. left last Wee
for her home In London. yP'isil
she was the guest of Mucic;',
Shea: -The dance and endive
Opera Hall on Friday last was w
patronized. Douglas. Bros, furn.%
the music, The ladies catered a good'
luncheon at 12 p.m. The winners in
the progressive eucher were Mrs.
Jack' McGrath, of Hibbert, and Mea.
Joseph Nagle; of Dublin. Much mer-
riment was evinced during the game
attention tobacco almost divided hon- I as several of the ladies, owing to
ith cider. the scarcity of gentlemen, played as
Cider, however, was Christopher's
pet lamb. Of it he was a connois-
seur. And well so. For he had an
ample orchard, and the cider mill was
or. the corner of his farm, next to
the village. From fresh cider Sfi
autumn he had this cheering beverage
in several degrees of potency up to
five years in wood. And it was his
delight to produce a jug of it every
time anyone appeared at his door,
and nothing gave him greater joy
than the manoeuvres of the one who
would . dare to imbibe freely of the
five-year-old extract. It was his
boast that he could drink a quart of
his hardest cider and never feel it
and that there wasn't another man
in those parts who could drink even
a pint and remain upright.
Cider affected greatly the momen-
tum. of Christopher's life. For with
it he seemed to be perpetually satur-
ated. He sat down to breakfast al-
ways with a jug of it at his elbow. A
stone jar accompanied him to the
fields. At noon he drank freely of
it before eating and again after eat-
ing. He kept cider by him during
the afternoon; and in the evening,
when the chores were done, especially
in winter, he loved to stretch his huge
legs in front of the open fire, dream-
ing or cajoling or cursing, according
to his humor and the character of
his audience. If his audience consist-
ed of his wife and two sons and two
daughters or any fraction or combina-
tion of the five, -cursing was in order
as an appropriate indulgence. And
what opportunity he had on the rare
occasions when his pipe and tobacco
were not in place, when the cider
was not nipping hot, when the log
was not roaring behind the dogs!
But, oh, whenever a stranger graced
the. hearth, whenever two little boys,
permitted to pass the night under
that rouf, flund themselves with ever
increasing interest to the tale of the
Hairy Man or of the two bear cubs
that found a nest of honey in an old
hollow log.
Hollow, indeed, are all the stories
told by all the great writers of the
world when they are compared with
the stories hiccoughed by Christopher
Drake ;is he sat before his fire, sip-
ping betimes from an earthern jug
and sending blinding whiffs of smoke.
between the boys and the tall tallow
candle that flickered wistfully in the
brass stick upon the mantel. For
you could see the Hairy Man in his
den away down in the ground and
hear him roar should anyone be so
bold as to pass that way. And you
watched with exquisite terror a little
fellow who always carried with him
on his adventures a shining tin dip-
per, for he never knew when he might
need a drink. or the protection of
sunlight reflected dazzlingly front the
tin into the bewildered eyes of some
prowling beast. And as he drew
nearer and nearer you held your
breath and listened eagerly to every
word, for you knew that the Hairy
Man was crawling yearningly and
cunningly up the sides of the well -
like entrance to his den and that the
moment the little boy, lured on by a
determination to see what was in the
hole, should conte near enough a
great hairy hand, with long finger
nails like claws, would dart out and
snatch the boy, just as a spider might
snatch a gnat that has wandered into
the web. But the boy outwits the
Hairy Mao, for by an adroit move-
ment he flashes some sunlight into
the Hairy Man's eyes, ani then dur-
ing the second or two of blinking he
strikes him full on the head with
the dipper and sends him kerplump
down, dawn, down to the very bottom
f the den. Then was the time to
laugh and gloat. And Christopher
laughed too, after first. roaring and
hicennghteg and .drawing with great
gusto at the blackened stem of his
old clay pipe.
After everyone had settled down
again, Christopher would begine to
recite. in slow, even rhytlirii:
.1.111.1111.111,
gentlemen. Mrs. McGrath was the
winner of the gentleman's prise_—
A dance at St. Columban on Monday .
night was well patronized by their
own people and many from Dublin
TUCKERSMITH -
�Sehool Report. -The following is
the report of School Section No. 8.
Tuckersmith, for the months of Oc-
tober, November and December:—
Sr. IV Glass.—Carman Haugh 1871,
William Fotheringham 1776, William
Souter 1586, Jean Fotheringham 1550,
Cordon Elliott 1360, Bessie Broadfoot
865. Jr. 11/., Class —Lyla Chapman
1066, Ina Scott 983, Mae Simpson 771.
Wilson McCartney 894. Sr. III Class
—George Munroe 948, Hazel Haugh
896, Fred Boyce .854, Leonard Mc-
Knight 824, Kathleen Elliott 664,
Clifford Broadfoot 604. Jr, III Class
—Erma Broadfoot 878, Helen David-
son 808, Clarence Armstrong 785,
Ella Papple 715, Harold Armstrong
698, Alice Munroe 660, John Fother-
ingham 575, Wilson Broadfoot, Willie
Scott 580. Sr. I1 Class.—Ruth Carte
wright 503, Gordon Papple 483. Flora
Souter 431, Beth Cartwright 419.
Class I.—Mary Papple 352, Dorothy
Broadfoot 349, Marion Chapman 315,
Mildred Taylor 804. Each week the
marks of each class were totalled and
a Star given to the pupil of each •
class obtaining the highest marks,
and a cross to the pupil obtaining
the second highest marks. For a star
50 marks were given, and for a cross
40. At the end of the term prigs,
were given to the pupils. The fal-
lowing is a list of the prize winners:
Sr. IV.—Carman Haugh, 8 stars and
2 crosses, 380; William Fothering-
ham, 2 stars and 6 crosses, 340. Jr.
IV.—Lyla Chapman, 8 stars, 400; Due
Scott 1 star and 6 crosses 260. Sr.
roe, 5 stars and 2
crosses, Hazel Haugh, 3 stars
and d -crosses, 310. Jr. III:-eErnele-
Broadfoot, 6 stars, 2 crosses, 880;
Helen Davidson, 2 stars and 4 cross-
es, 260. Sr. II.—Gordon Papple, 2
stars and 5 crosses, 300; Ruth Cart-
wright, 4 stars, 1 cross, 240. Cleave
I. Sr.—Dorothy Broadfoot, 5 stars, 1
cross, 290; Mary Papple, 3 stars, 5
crosses, 350. Number on roll for
January, 41; average daily attend-
ance, 35.09.—M. Millis, Teacher.
The Sunshine
Mission Band
will present
The Attractive Children's Playlet
A Modern
Mother Goose
Monday, Feb. 14th
7.45 1'.M., in the
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ADMISSION: 6c
Adults - - - - - - 2 25e
Children
Don't Miss It
VALLEY FARM
A Two Hour and a Half Play
in the
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on
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18th
at 8 o'clock.
Under
Admission: i ces of hLadies'e Aid
35 and25cetite.
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HULLETT
School Report. --The following is
the report of School Section No. 1,
Hullctt, for January: -•'Sr. IV.—Kath-
leen Livingston, Don Dale, Wilfred
Glazier, George Glazier, Ernie Dale, •
Mary Mann. Jr. IV.—Frank Fowler,
Pearl Mero. Sr. III.—Walter Dale,
Willie Wright, Gordon McMichael.
Jr, III -Flossie Mero; Reggie Mc-
Michael, Hazel Freeman and Alynn
Dale (equal), Emma Mann, Agnes
Adams, Gladys Freeman, Fergus
Wright, Myrtle Dale. Sr. II—Agnes
Wright, Douglas Freeman, Iva Nott.
Elmer Dale, Wilfrid Freeman, Harry
Freeman. Jr. Il.—Melvin Dale.
Beatrice Adams, Stewart Dale, Ethel
Ross. Primer.—Mabel Wright, Jas.
Adams, Isabel McMichael, Jessie Dale,
Evelyn McMichael. --Agnes Farnham,
Teacher.
The Council. . The council met in
the Township Ball, Londesboro, on
February 4th, with members all pres-
ent. The minutes of the last meeting
W4.1'0 read and confirmed. A com-
nniniratioi from inkerman asking the
council to co-operate in petitioning
the Ontario Legislature for the pur-
pose of securing a more uniform price
and a more equitable distribution of
hydro -electric power was read and
the Reeve and Clerk were instructed
to sign a resnlution,`and that same
be forwarded to the Legislature. A.
communication was read from the On-
tario Gond Roads Association, asking
for the appointing of delegates to
attend the annual convention in To-
ronto. No action was taken e
clerk was instructed to proctor 400
dog tags from H. C. Vance & Co.,
Toronto. A petition signed by a
number of ratepayers, was presented
asking that the County Road as
designated from Constance to Blytk
he changed so as to come along side
roads 5 and 6 to concessions 10 and
11, thence along said concessions to
side roads 20 and 21, thence north to
Blyth. The matter was laid over un-
til the next meeting. Moved b} John
Barr, seconded by Alex. Mc g,
that the Clerk advertise for tenders
for the erection of a Community Hall
in Londesboro, according to plans and
specifications; said tenders to be open-
ed at the 'Iownshipp Hall, Londes-
boro, on Friday, tine 18th inat., at
2,30 p.m. The following vocouats
were passed and payment ordered, on
motion of Alex. McEwing, eeeoadad ,
by C. A, Howene: County of )?Orrgn
for' use of tractor grader and
er, $225 lees ,9110.x6 paid bbi�tt Ode
municipality for repairs to SOhq !-
hill bridge; S. MMVittie,
collector for 1920, $100.
There was an old woman all skin and
bone,
Who went one day to church alone.
As she looked up, as she looked down,
She saw a corpse upon the green';
And going up to it she said,
"Shall I be like thee when 1 am dead?"
"Ob, yes, oh, yes," the corpse it said,
"Thou shalt be like me when thou art
dead."
And with that she gave a yell and
died.
The yell, which was half shriek,
that Christopher would emit always
made the hoys ehrtnk under the aldn,
and kept ringing in their ears until
they would fall asleep, hours
hours afterwards, to dream of goblins
and graveyards yawning•
Christopher was born a story -teller.
But how often he lacked an audience.
Think of all the hundreds of nights
that he sat there alone, doing not
but drinking and smoking and settling
down into his thoughts Perhaps that
explains how the cider at as under- then adjourned to meet Qin
mined him. But with or without evi- (Februaey 18th, at.? ;».-ib
dent cause, he slipped away, and *el lande a
•
Grocery
�IutchisOri s c y
Offers this week A")mer Corn at tine. This is oue
of the very hiiiit bra .1.1s and every cwu absolutely
guaranteed. Selt-1•..i,illg Pancake 1'1(1111', 12e per
package, which is le•,s than cost. For Pius We
have Currants, Vig• .a• Dates at 20c per 'ib. Many
other lines ;,i money saving price>;.
At Klein's Butcher Shop
Fish for Lent, 1,1110s, Salmon,Ct te., also fresh
water Herrings in .1e..s audio pails, from the cold
waters of 1. tkt+ ;3uperior. Prices right
•
000 to $12,000. The journalist trade
is diseoverey known, and the Ad-
ministration found itself in a pretty
fix. The dilemma was finally solved
by the enactment of a measuh'e, popu-
larly called the Knox Relief Bill,
which put back the salary of the
Secretary of State to the old figure.
CHRISTOPHER DRAKE
(By Newton MacTavish, in The
Canadian Magazine).
practice of tJi�srrowing the loose earth i marrow fat•
back into'the'itole. Having .thus com-
mitted his ''better half to earth, he
,returned, let us write not joyfully,
to his widowed fireside
And what a fireside, compared with
the box stove of every other house in
the neighborhood! It was construct-
ed of stone cut roughly and large
enough to receive a stick of cordwood.
The mantelpiece was decorated with
an, old musket, a powder horn, a niug
orcetwo, and several churchwarden
pipes. For Christopher smoked in-
ordinately, morning, noon and night.
And he took great pains in the pre-
pared( n of his tobacco, all of which
he grew in his own garden, giving
much time and consideration to every
stage of its development, from seed-
ling to drying rack. In holding his
Christopher had taught to pronounce
profane words for no ether reason
than to amuse himself and harrow
the tender feelings of his pious wife.
In the midst of grace at table (in this
respect Christopher had not departed
from a ways of his fathers) the
parrot oftentimes would exclaim, to
Christopher's huge delight, "Oh, ell'
damn 'er eyes, Polly wants a crack-
er." To a woman of Mrs. Drake's
natural piety and sensitiveness, the
effect of these exclamations was re-
lieved only by her attendance aji
church and other forms of worship.
Worship of an unseen deity did not
appeal to Christopher. Perhaps for
that reason he never was seen in
church. Nor did he ever accompany
bis wife anywhere in public. On the
other hand, he never was known to
enter the tavern or even to darken
the doorway of a neighbor's house.
He had keen, social tendencies, but
he confined every social act to the
village streets and his own fireside,
where Mrs. Drake enacted the role
of feminine inferiority.
Inferior in Christopher's mind Mrs.
Drake was, because she had come
from Cornwall. Her genealogy also
was the cause of his contemptuous
attitude towards her. lie nicknamed
her "Cornwall", and on all important
occasions, such as threshings, logging
bees or apple -picking time it was
Cornwall this and Cornwall that, with
as sardonic a flavor as anyone could
produce. But she bore up under it
all with marvellous resignation,
thanking the Lard every Thursday
night at prayer-nieeting for His great
mercy and setting an example to any
who en slighter provocation night
groan or complain or appear to be
ungrateful.
Grat efuhlees was Mrs. Drake's
conpieuous virtue. She was so grate-
ful it was hard for her not to keep
on talking about it. She had many
things to be thankful for, even if she
were ailing at times and had a con-
stant pain in her side. For the Lord
was geed. But the pain continued.
"One of these days," Said the
doctor to Christopher, "she will just
topple over."
He was right.
Christopher followed her remains
to the graveyard one cold winter's
day. and the occasion was the nearest
he had ever conte to appearing with
her in public.
At the graveside he joined with
gusto in the singing of "come, Ye
Disconsolate", and then he lowered
himself into the grave, took a screw
driver and screwed the lid of the
rough -box tight into place, then took
a spade and helped in the ghastly
tut what he represented of Devonshire
beside the fragment of Cornwall,
yonder upon the hill. The spot over-
looks what were his own acres, where
we used to help ourselves to his
Christopher Drake was a Devon-
shireman who settled on a farm in
Ontario fifty years ago. God had not
thought of him as a farmer, but fate
cast him there, and there he remain-
ed. He is remembered now because
of the paradoxical nature that per-
mitted him to display the very es-
sence of heartiness and goodwill 'to-
e nrds everyone. outside his own home
and the very essence of deviltry and
illwill within. On one hand he had
the spirit of geniality, on the other,
of a tyrant and a despot. For he
had primitive man's idea of the proper
fitness of things. A wife, for in-
stance, was an inferior member of
the household, a creature convenient
Whenever anything had to be fetched
or carried; indeed, as one who catered
to his comfort and well-being. And
his comfort and well-being demanded
certain things on certain occasions.
For one thing, he demanded apple -
butter for breakfast summer and win-
ter, with pancakes and bacon. At
dinner, the mid-day meal, be insisted
on having with his meat a huge slice
of cheese whose surface he *aye cov-
ered with mustard. At this meal al-
so be called for a pitcher of hard cider,
drawn from the spring -house in sum-
mer and heated with a red-hot iron
in winter. And red-hot,'to be sure,
was Christopher Drake whenever he
revealed his real personality. But on
those memorable occasions when two
'little boys came his way, he did not
even try to conceal the fact that he
possessed as well all the mirthful
dualities of Santa Claus and Ring
le combined. For he juet event on
in his own assumed manner, shaking
for all the world like a real bowlful
of jelly, puffing out his whiskers, get-
ting red in the face with merriment,
coughing and hiccoughing with nerv-
ous excitement, and twinkling his
eyes like two stars on a winter's
night.
Winter, as one thinks of it, is his
proper background. For he never
appeared in the village except during
the cold months, and he always wore
a prink cap, with earlues flapping
loose, a great shaggy coo`. of buffalo
hide, gauntlets of brown calf skin
and top boots of soft kip, with high
heels and patent leather fronts. And
although his farm adjoined the vil-
lage and the stones of his house
showed gray beyond the beaver
nearlw, through the apple orchard,
only half a mile distant. he never
came afoot, but always drove a black
blood stallion hitched to a red cutter
and engirdlcd by a chime of bells
that even with their warning notes
gave out a measure of delight. Ana
as he drew up at the post -office, threw
the buffalo robe over the dashboard
and steeped out with the reins still in
ilia hands, he looked lit, k picture
from a fairy book. And if he actually
was not Santa Claus er King Cole or
some wild rover of seas, he must
have descended from his own illustri-
ous namesake. For Christopher
Drake, notwithstanding his pittance of
opportunity, lived in a world of color
and action and romance. He was net
just the average old ere:ntryman de-
termined to go afarnming. Not
Christopher Drake. For he had an
imagination that took him all over
the world, serving him much better
than 'his gouty feet, and making it
possible for him to worn nut his own
salvation even in the fare of an ar-
rogant disposition, a slender educa-
tion and a squeamish community. And
although he proved amongst settlers
from Scotland, Ireland and his own
England, and listened t�, several dif-
fering accents, he still retained bis
broad Devonshire twang, uttering
words which in strange ears sounded
as if begotten of a foreign tongue.
"Wa'ar be swine?" be Would ask
if the village boys happened to wan-
der into his orchard in harvest apple
time. "Ah doan min' a view apples,
but doan spin the bark off wi' they
bare feet o' yourn."
And whenever anynne inquired
as to the health of Mrs. Drake be
'always answered, "'Er's a little bet-
ter'n 'er 'nth abin, I Wank 'ee."
Mrs. Drake was e woman of con-
spicuous resignation. She was re-
signed to everything, even to one of
her husband's prondeat possessions --
a brilliant bird
Peruvian parrot.
PREMIUM LIST FOR 1921
Closes March 1st
Members are Entitled to Three Choices.
CHOICE 1—One Rose, selected from the following list:
Hybrid Perpetual ---Emperor de Maroc, Fran earll
Druschki, General Jack, Mrs. John Laing,
de Bearn, Tom Wood.
Climbing—Alberic Barbier, Crimson Rambler, Dorothy
Perkins, Gold Finch, Tausendachon.
Hybrid Tea—Columbia, General McArthur, George C.
tud, His Majesty, Lady Hillingdon, Lieutenant
Chaures, Mme. de Luze, Mrs. Charles Russell, Mrs.
Aaron Ward, White Killarney.
CHOICE 2—Hydrangea Paniculata.
CHOICE 3—Dutchman's Pipe.
CHOICE 4—Boston Ivy.
CHOICE 5—One Peony.
CHOICE 6—Three Unnamed Dahlias.
CHOICE 7—Spirea, Von Hutte (white flowering shrub).
CHOICE 8--Weigelia Rosea (pink flowering shrub), or Weigelia
Eva Rathke, Red Flowering Shnib.
CHOICE 9—Ten Gladiolus.
CHOICE 10—Twenty-five Strawberry Plants.
CHOICE 11—One Norway Spruce.
CHOICE 12—The Canadian Horticulturist
• CHOICE 13—One Package each of Asters, Petunias, Verbenas,
Sweet Peas.
CHOICE 14—One Package each of Lettuce, Beets, Carrots, Parsnips.
CHOICE 15—Honeysuckle.
CHOICE 16—Five Japanese Iris.
CHOICE 17—Three Tuberous Begonias.
CHOICE 18—Lilac.
CHOICE 19 --Clematis Paniculata (sweet stented).
CHOICE 20 --One Fern,
Owing to the great shortage of all nursery stock, the Premia
List will close on March 1st. The Society will supply Members with
extra Trees, Plants, Shrubs, etc., at cost. Make out y order
for extras on a separate sheet.
Cut out this advertisement; mark X opposite any three choice -
and ani or hanll d
s it to the
Bulbs Secretary the Van.
NAME
One Dollar. Do this to-do
Me
ers
NAME
P. 0.
JOHN GRIEVE, Y.S. A. D. SUTHERLAND
President. Secretary -Treasurer.
turnips, and tha Astrlae
red and ]nsciotte antler
IDI58U tI
Notes.—Mr, and Mrs, V. P.
and their two children left on There-
day
here day last for a protracted' Vieit 'In.
Lucan at, the' home of Mr. Bene*
mother.—Miss Crotty. left last Wee
for her home In London. yP'isil
she was the guest of Mucic;',
Shea: -The dance and endive
Opera Hall on Friday last was w
patronized. Douglas. Bros, furn.%
the music, The ladies catered a good'
luncheon at 12 p.m. The winners in
the progressive eucher were Mrs.
Jack' McGrath, of Hibbert, and Mea.
Joseph Nagle; of Dublin. Much mer-
riment was evinced during the game
attention tobacco almost divided hon- I as several of the ladies, owing to
ith cider. the scarcity of gentlemen, played as
Cider, however, was Christopher's
pet lamb. Of it he was a connois-
seur. And well so. For he had an
ample orchard, and the cider mill was
or. the corner of his farm, next to
the village. From fresh cider Sfi
autumn he had this cheering beverage
in several degrees of potency up to
five years in wood. And it was his
delight to produce a jug of it every
time anyone appeared at his door,
and nothing gave him greater joy
than the manoeuvres of the one who
would . dare to imbibe freely of the
five-year-old extract. It was his
boast that he could drink a quart of
his hardest cider and never feel it
and that there wasn't another man
in those parts who could drink even
a pint and remain upright.
Cider affected greatly the momen-
tum. of Christopher's life. For with
it he seemed to be perpetually satur-
ated. He sat down to breakfast al-
ways with a jug of it at his elbow. A
stone jar accompanied him to the
fields. At noon he drank freely of
it before eating and again after eat-
ing. He kept cider by him during
the afternoon; and in the evening,
when the chores were done, especially
in winter, he loved to stretch his huge
legs in front of the open fire, dream-
ing or cajoling or cursing, according
to his humor and the character of
his audience. If his audience consist-
ed of his wife and two sons and two
daughters or any fraction or combina-
tion of the five, -cursing was in order
as an appropriate indulgence. And
what opportunity he had on the rare
occasions when his pipe and tobacco
were not in place, when the cider
was not nipping hot, when the log
was not roaring behind the dogs!
But, oh, whenever a stranger graced
the. hearth, whenever two little boys,
permitted to pass the night under
that rouf, flund themselves with ever
increasing interest to the tale of the
Hairy Man or of the two bear cubs
that found a nest of honey in an old
hollow log.
Hollow, indeed, are all the stories
told by all the great writers of the
world when they are compared with
the stories hiccoughed by Christopher
Drake ;is he sat before his fire, sip-
ping betimes from an earthern jug
and sending blinding whiffs of smoke.
between the boys and the tall tallow
candle that flickered wistfully in the
brass stick upon the mantel. For
you could see the Hairy Man in his
den away down in the ground and
hear him roar should anyone be so
bold as to pass that way. And you
watched with exquisite terror a little
fellow who always carried with him
on his adventures a shining tin dip-
per, for he never knew when he might
need a drink. or the protection of
sunlight reflected dazzlingly front the
tin into the bewildered eyes of some
prowling beast. And as he drew
nearer and nearer you held your
breath and listened eagerly to every
word, for you knew that the Hairy
Man was crawling yearningly and
cunningly up the sides of the well -
like entrance to his den and that the
moment the little boy, lured on by a
determination to see what was in the
hole, should conte near enough a
great hairy hand, with long finger
nails like claws, would dart out and
snatch the boy, just as a spider might
snatch a gnat that has wandered into
the web. But the boy outwits the
Hairy Mao, for by an adroit move-
ment he flashes some sunlight into
the Hairy Man's eyes, ani then dur-
ing the second or two of blinking he
strikes him full on the head with
the dipper and sends him kerplump
down, dawn, down to the very bottom
f the den. Then was the time to
laugh and gloat. And Christopher
laughed too, after first. roaring and
hicennghteg and .drawing with great
gusto at the blackened stem of his
old clay pipe.
After everyone had settled down
again, Christopher would begine to
recite. in slow, even rhytlirii:
.1.111.1111.111,
gentlemen. Mrs. McGrath was the
winner of the gentleman's prise_—
A dance at St. Columban on Monday .
night was well patronized by their
own people and many from Dublin
TUCKERSMITH -
�Sehool Report. -The following is
the report of School Section No. 8.
Tuckersmith, for the months of Oc-
tober, November and December:—
Sr. IV Glass.—Carman Haugh 1871,
William Fotheringham 1776, William
Souter 1586, Jean Fotheringham 1550,
Cordon Elliott 1360, Bessie Broadfoot
865. Jr. 11/., Class —Lyla Chapman
1066, Ina Scott 983, Mae Simpson 771.
Wilson McCartney 894. Sr. III Class
—George Munroe 948, Hazel Haugh
896, Fred Boyce .854, Leonard Mc-
Knight 824, Kathleen Elliott 664,
Clifford Broadfoot 604. Jr, III Class
—Erma Broadfoot 878, Helen David-
son 808, Clarence Armstrong 785,
Ella Papple 715, Harold Armstrong
698, Alice Munroe 660, John Fother-
ingham 575, Wilson Broadfoot, Willie
Scott 580. Sr. I1 Class.—Ruth Carte
wright 503, Gordon Papple 483. Flora
Souter 431, Beth Cartwright 419.
Class I.—Mary Papple 352, Dorothy
Broadfoot 349, Marion Chapman 315,
Mildred Taylor 804. Each week the
marks of each class were totalled and
a Star given to the pupil of each •
class obtaining the highest marks,
and a cross to the pupil obtaining
the second highest marks. For a star
50 marks were given, and for a cross
40. At the end of the term prigs,
were given to the pupils. The fal-
lowing is a list of the prize winners:
Sr. IV.—Carman Haugh, 8 stars and
2 crosses, 380; William Fothering-
ham, 2 stars and 6 crosses, 340. Jr.
IV.—Lyla Chapman, 8 stars, 400; Due
Scott 1 star and 6 crosses 260. Sr.
roe, 5 stars and 2
crosses, Hazel Haugh, 3 stars
and d -crosses, 310. Jr. III:-eErnele-
Broadfoot, 6 stars, 2 crosses, 880;
Helen Davidson, 2 stars and 4 cross-
es, 260. Sr. II.—Gordon Papple, 2
stars and 5 crosses, 300; Ruth Cart-
wright, 4 stars, 1 cross, 240. Cleave
I. Sr.—Dorothy Broadfoot, 5 stars, 1
cross, 290; Mary Papple, 3 stars, 5
crosses, 350. Number on roll for
January, 41; average daily attend-
ance, 35.09.—M. Millis, Teacher.
The Sunshine
Mission Band
will present
The Attractive Children's Playlet
A Modern
Mother Goose
Monday, Feb. 14th
7.45 1'.M., in the
FIRST PRESHBl C)E UAN CHURCH
SCOOM
ADMISSION: 6c
Adults - - - - - - 2 25e
Children
Don't Miss It
VALLEY FARM
A Two Hour and a Half Play
in the
i'ONSTANCF, CHURCH
on
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18th
at 8 o'clock.
Under
Admission: i ces of hLadies'e Aid
35 and25cetite.
mosni
HULLETT
School Report. --The following is
the report of School Section No. 1,
Hullctt, for January: -•'Sr. IV.—Kath-
leen Livingston, Don Dale, Wilfred
Glazier, George Glazier, Ernie Dale, •
Mary Mann. Jr. IV.—Frank Fowler,
Pearl Mero. Sr. III.—Walter Dale,
Willie Wright, Gordon McMichael.
Jr, III -Flossie Mero; Reggie Mc-
Michael, Hazel Freeman and Alynn
Dale (equal), Emma Mann, Agnes
Adams, Gladys Freeman, Fergus
Wright, Myrtle Dale. Sr. II—Agnes
Wright, Douglas Freeman, Iva Nott.
Elmer Dale, Wilfrid Freeman, Harry
Freeman. Jr. Il.—Melvin Dale.
Beatrice Adams, Stewart Dale, Ethel
Ross. Primer.—Mabel Wright, Jas.
Adams, Isabel McMichael, Jessie Dale,
Evelyn McMichael. --Agnes Farnham,
Teacher.
The Council. . The council met in
the Township Ball, Londesboro, on
February 4th, with members all pres-
ent. The minutes of the last meeting
W4.1'0 read and confirmed. A com-
nniniratioi from inkerman asking the
council to co-operate in petitioning
the Ontario Legislature for the pur-
pose of securing a more uniform price
and a more equitable distribution of
hydro -electric power was read and
the Reeve and Clerk were instructed
to sign a resnlution,`and that same
be forwarded to the Legislature. A.
communication was read from the On-
tario Gond Roads Association, asking
for the appointing of delegates to
attend the annual convention in To-
ronto. No action was taken e
clerk was instructed to proctor 400
dog tags from H. C. Vance & Co.,
Toronto. A petition signed by a
number of ratepayers, was presented
asking that the County Road as
designated from Constance to Blytk
he changed so as to come along side
roads 5 and 6 to concessions 10 and
11, thence along said concessions to
side roads 20 and 21, thence north to
Blyth. The matter was laid over un-
til the next meeting. Moved b} John
Barr, seconded by Alex. Mc g,
that the Clerk advertise for tenders
for the erection of a Community Hall
in Londesboro, according to plans and
specifications; said tenders to be open-
ed at the 'Iownshipp Hall, Londes-
boro, on Friday, tine 18th inat., at
2,30 p.m. The following vocouats
were passed and payment ordered, on
motion of Alex. McEwing, eeeoadad ,
by C. A, Howene: County of )?Orrgn
for' use of tractor grader and
er, $225 lees ,9110.x6 paid bbi�tt Ode
municipality for repairs to SOhq !-
hill bridge; S. MMVittie,
collector for 1920, $100.
There was an old woman all skin and
bone,
Who went one day to church alone.
As she looked up, as she looked down,
She saw a corpse upon the green';
And going up to it she said,
"Shall I be like thee when 1 am dead?"
"Ob, yes, oh, yes," the corpse it said,
"Thou shalt be like me when thou art
dead."
And with that she gave a yell and
died.
The yell, which was half shriek,
that Christopher would emit always
made the hoys ehrtnk under the aldn,
and kept ringing in their ears until
they would fall asleep, hours
hours afterwards, to dream of goblins
and graveyards yawning•
Christopher was born a story -teller.
But how often he lacked an audience.
Think of all the hundreds of nights
that he sat there alone, doing not
but drinking and smoking and settling
down into his thoughts Perhaps that
explains how the cider at as under- then adjourned to meet Qin
mined him. But with or without evi- (Februaey 18th, at.? ;».-ib
dent cause, he slipped away, and *el lande a
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