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The East Huron Gazette, 1893-03-30, Page 7ieeereeeeduddeue TIN( CONTES'12S- acne in Western Neigh the West. 17:0171-1!',1 headria.i.rtera p.easure. ..iress ba.is, 3.111 re,cep• ii••, nearty , r por: ulakEa nd with l'oun,iah ie. WIL2e.r 13 ,00d he prai• briu„‘a in ci train 3. rnusemei,:a a7,ti aetiva Lures as eyare heaitny e WifleF sports are the cona'...st-i, where whole generous riva;ry, and a of bagging the diverse with wilier: the \Vest ,iest nimrods of the set• selecing the men ;:glanothood alternately ted in one arlay or the of points is agreed uper, a committee. On the of a hunt, in which 250 ,ern Kansas community .vs agn, the 3Cale was : iats, :k rabbits, 10; e 2hi en, 2s; partridge, ( squirrels, ryo coyotes, antelope, 250 ; hawks, ; and prairie dogs, 40. p on the appointed date plain and ravine the ingiy, by twos, threes, iug away desperately at ne within the range of grist for their hunting grows as the day's end imes, one party will sur• red acres of land that e rewards, and, in the mg' the preserves of old iroceed to drive in the !ection, slaug,htering the S the circle closes. near the hunters come settlement, weary and aeir harvest with them. stopping for dinnar, al 1 to come later. in two great piles at - the opposing forces. At to above there were 'ee antelope, fifty pair of squirrels, ra.bbits, and d counting. The abund• the hunters fairly beam The committee gravely s other. eward. In the largest nt cooks have been busy the result is announc- Lind jollity, the contest - earning hot dinner, upon hich appears some of the game first brought in. irie chicken, squirrel, all to remember, and with res and daughters of the becomes the nearest ap- i.nquet that many neigh• squet the dance, a real with its fiddlers perch - earnest and energetic llared shirts and pante- ops, its gay calicoecl and es, and the peculivr tread estern dancers move the n they do the feet, and Mg motion, rhythmical 'jokers of Paris. ris is so boundless that use of the city are worth re more than fifty than- irn a living by picking up .away. -1 women and children , sorting the gatherings I collect every day in the ns of merchandise, which nolesale rag dealers for men with baskets strap - a lantern in one hand, stick with an iron hook rapidly, their eyes fixed ver which the lantern ght, and whatever they per, rags, bones, grease, ow away in their bask - in front of each hause, m, and children sifting -e they are emptied into its. of the day you may .pickers, who who seem to thod than the others and endent s are generally novices ; thrown out of wark, are or their living like the kers are experienced and ho pay for the privilege Dins of a certain number -ading with the reaults. ,jerity, are the courears, px ercise their profession control, working when aing when they please. aoaophers and aciventur- n, and their chief object iind meditate upon its hidlish Colonial &Ile. tch says: —Lord Salisbury bol Electric Railway to- ed the general station and s. Accompanied by the I LordKevin, the Mayor e Directors of the rail - y entered a train and e. The train ran.south- rwenty-two miles an hour. 'Liverpool Town Hall in ress from the Chamber of alisbury referred to the es with which the British contend in the way of n. Lord Salisbury said eolutely outside of the litician. He questioned and expeiiency of the use ion against other nations as instances m illustration be fiscal wars between r, France and Switzerland -,er to all concerned. Lon; 1 the colonial extensios c Mae whole world, he said, d ay British colonization. us obtain the coloniesther na in the same generouti lish, but might fence thaw a of brass against 15ritek ade_dadie AGRICULTURAL. Economy of Good Roads. , A ?, a recent, public meeting at Abington, pa., Professor Lewis M. Haupt, of the University of Pennsylvania, told some of the truths of road constraction. "There is no tax so great as that of bad roads, is a generally acceeted maxim," he said, and it is true. The -horses have to be fed, al. thoagh they cannot be used, and the aver- age cost of keeping a horse is $125 per year. If the road surface be made harder nterely by metaling it, then one horse can do the work of two, and the feed and interest on one is saved. It is estimated in England that in the mere saving in cost by reducing their roads to such a condition that three horses can do the work of four, there has been an economy of $100,000,000 effected an- nually. In the State of Illinois, it is stated that the cost of hauling farm products is at least815,000,000 more than it would be if the roads were improved, and that such improvement would add $160,000,000 to the value of the farms. I am well aware that properties on mud roads cannot be sold, while thoseort macadamized roadshave increased in value in a great many sections from 530 to $500 per acre. Will it pay? I have only to refer you to the precedents of other countries for an answer. If it will not, why do we find Eng- land, France, Germany, Switzerland, Nor- way, Sweden and many other civilized countries, building the best roads they can in the faee of difficulties which to us would be appalling. The poor Swiss have built rcads throagh gorges and around precipices which would seem impassible and which must have cost over $1,000,000 per mile. What will roads cost? The answer must be guarded by the dimensions, character of metal, soils, grades, drainage, etc., but the prices for turnpike range from $2,000 to $10,000 per mile. Very fair roads under favorable conditions have been laid for $3 000, and when a deep bottoming and drainage are required it may run up to $10,- 000, but I should say, with' rolling topo- graphy, varied soil and fair material, they should not exceed $7,000. It is better, in my opinion, to build the roads by general subscription than to farm out the fran- chises to joint stock companies, as in that case the condition of the roads is dependent upon the liberality of the com- pany, while the community must pay enough in tolls to provide for the maintenance of the road, and the interests and dividends to the stockholders. The system of work- ing out the taxes by plowing np the gutters and throwing the muck over on the road should be called working in the tax, as it makes the road soft, and in a short time the rains and travel have washed the soil back and clogged up the ditches, so that no permanent result is obtained. The farmer hauls everying he uses over the roads, and it is easily seen that he pays more for his transportatioe than any one else because of the great resistence offered by sandy or muddy roads. Sheep and Swine. Keep pigs of the same age in the same pen. Good young sheep always command a market. Salt the sheep regularly and not in too large doses. Fifty sheep make a good flock to keep to- gether-. Do not abandon land but turn a few sheep upon it. Generally good grades make the best tton sheep. Sheep kept on wooden floors will have ill shaped hoofs. A crop of early lambs can often be made very profitable. Before you go into early lamb business consider your market. Shropshires are not only capital nurses Ithey are very prolific. Every lamb that can be put on the market before April will pay the owner well. In buying for breeding you must buy for the future as well as the present. In breeding sheep there is a great incen- tive now to use only the best blood. Wheat used for hog feed should be well soaked, as fed dry it is indigestible. With good shelter and plenty of good fod- der saeep will need very little grain in Win- ter, It costs no more to feed, to shelter and no more to shear a good sheep than a poor one. Profit comes from making pork with oung stoak and especially so with the pring pig. Sheep fatten more readily if they are kept gaiet and warm, especially during the Winter. The sheen that will not yield a fair profit Should be sold ; such have no place on the farm. When ewes are bred to bring early Iambs, care should be taken to keep in a good con- dition. If working back into sheep again look out for good wethers as well as wool and try a combination. It is quite an item to arrange 'the feed troughs so that the pigs cannot get into them when feeding. A flock of well cared for scrubs is prefer- able to the same number of half-starved thoroughbreds. Do not expect- to keep up the grade of your hogs, and then depend upon Spring pigs for your breeding animals. Theodore Lewis, who is good authority, iays he has never heard of corn silage being suceesefully fed to hogs. Hogs that are fed for a good variety of food, supplied with pure water, and given warm, dry shelter, will not generate dim saoe. One decided advantage with a good ihelter is that the sheep will produce a greater return in sheep and wool with less 'eed. A ewe that raises two lambs and fur - ashes in addition and good fleece of wool, rill peer 200 per cent. on the money invest - :d. More money is lost by feeding pigs too long than by selling too early.. As soon as they are in good condition it is a pretty safe plan to let them go if the market is at all suitable. In the absence of an efficient dog law strychnine and the double-barreled shot -gun are the only hope of the sheep grower. Use them liberally, but with circumspection. There are some farmers whocan buy their own pork cheaper than they can grow it. They are the ones who feed through two Winters to make their hogs ready for market. Young pigs can be stunted almost as easily by overfeeding as underfeeding. In the former case they become too fat for proper proportionate development Too much corn does it. Both individual excellence and good blood are important if the ram is to be half the flock, as he should be, and will be if the proper care is observed in selecting and using him. Sheep kept on farms in small cks are more profitable per capita than t se kept in large flocks, for the reason that they are more easily handled, and are consequently better cared for. "Pigs in clover" is something more than a sentiment. It means clean, wholesome pork, produced at the least possible ex- pense to the grower. It is vastly ahead of corn and a dirty pen. Buy the latest improved, finest bred pedigree mutton sheep, such as the Shrop shire, or Oxford Hampshire Down. If you must go in debt foc anything let it be for a few, at least, of the best sheep. Look carefully around the base of the ram's horns for maggots, and keep the wool shorn close and tar applied. These abom- inable vermin will kill a fine big fellow in forty-eight hours. —[Sheep Breeder. Prof. Shaw believes that within ten years over 10,000,000 sheep will be fattened on rape. The use of English rape has been tried in Canada with very flattering re- sults. The sheep is an animal that is diffident, and retiring, interfering with no other animal and not with its own kind; and that is the sort of an animal that will give a good account of the feed and care that are given it. A dog that that has once tasted stolen mutton, can seldom, if ever, be cured of the habit, much as Ins owner may try, and the only safe plan is to kill him as soon as discovered, as he will soon teach the trice to others. On a farm one of the cheapest as well as one of the best ways of building up a flock of sheep is to select the best of the ewes and breed to full blood ram of a good -breed -- one that is best adapted to your locality and the purpose for which you are keeping sheep. Keep on selecting the ewes, pur- chasing a new ram every two years, in order to infuse new blood. • The High Priest of the Sun. The "High Priest of the Sun" is dead - This was Dr. William Price. of Llantris. sant, Glamorganshire, who has enjoyed a most varied career, and who has just died at the age of 92. The great aim of the de- ceased was to dress in the style affected by the Druids, which, if Dr. Price succeeded in getting anything near the truth, must have been singularly picturesque. The main features were a whole foxskin on the head, light green trousers scalloped at the ends, and a cloak almost as liberally scalloped and of the same pale verdant tint. The Druid seems to have dressed fairly well, if this is any criterion. The light green unmentionables, however, did not end the eccentricities of the deceased high prieet, who achieved further fame by his marriage 10 years ego, when he was 81 to a girl of 19, and also by his well -meant endeavor to cremate his child on a funeral pyre in the fields. But that was before the question of this form of disposal came to be favorably considered, and the police inter- vened. Dr. Price also found time to be a Chartist, and in the time of the riots of Monmouthshire, £100 was offered for his body dead or alive, He escaped to France, however, and there was received by Louis Phillippe. To Estimate the Distanca of a Storm. In the case of a thunderstorm, its dis- tance can be estimated by counting the number of seconds between the time of see- ing the flash of lightning and of hearing the thunder, and multiplying that number by 1,142, the number of feet -,hat sound travels per second through the air, when the product will be the distenee of the storm in feet. When fifteen seconds elapse between the flash and the beginning of the thunder, the storm or the nearest point ot the lightning's track may be taken to be three miles away. When the interval is thirty secon is the- stmen is sixty miles away. With reference te wind storms, the fall of the barometer indicates to some ex- tent the approach of a storrn, and enables a rough estimate to be made of the distance from its centre. It is impossible to abso- lutely fix the distance in such a case because one storm differs from another in both force and area, while its rate of motion and direction depeed upon the differences of pressure in the atmosphere over large areas which are constantly, varying in a larger or smaller degree. The Three Oldest Pieces of Iron • The three oldest known pieces of wrought iron in existence are the sickle blade that was found by Belzoni under the base of a sphinx in Karnac, near Thebes; the blade found by Colonel Vyse imbedded in the niortar of one of the pyramids, and a portion of a cross -cut saw which Mr Layard exhumed at Nimrud—all of which are now in the British Museum. Another piece of iron, an account of which might not be inappropriate in this connection, is the wrought bar of Damas- cus steel which King Porus presented to Alexander the Great. This bar, which is of unknown antiquity, is still carefully preserved in the National Turkish Museum at Constantinople. Hemstitched handkerchiefs for men hav- ing tiny -worked figures on -the hem. Persian colored bolero jacket fronts, gimps,passementeries and ribbons for trim- mings. Keep an eye on the comfort of the sheep. If not comfortable they are noither pro- A single row of pearls as large as peas, tucing wool no mutton, nor doing any and perfectly round were sold recently in good. Paris for $120,000. Now that the flock is about tile barns for The long-distance marching competitions by volunteer soldiers in England are dis- countenanced by the Commander -ie -Chief in a recent order. He thinks they result in no practical good, and may cause individual harm through undue stress of effort It has been proposed to substitute competitions in which comparatinely short distances will be marched, but other conditions tending to prove general military efficiency will be in- cluded, air especial requirement being tbat men shall complete the contests in a state perfectly prepared to open steady and effectual the. the Winter, every individual should be arefully looked over for indications of foot iseases or other troubles. Summary reatment must be given where any trouble fists, to prevent contagion. The Merino crossed with the Sonthdown lakes a superb all-purpose sheep, profit- ble both fox wool and mutton. [illy tea, ioolishv are closely ; ala family. •-[Fonte ire& The production of mutton should always proi‘ table. It A. Ise grown more cheap- athan beef or_pork -because the- wool so IrOppisiffiAo cosi of feeding. ADVENTURES IN INDIA, The Major Recalls Some Episodes of a Shooting Exenrsion.—He also Tells How His Life was Saved by • a Snake. We were seated, the Major and I, on the verandah of the Bengal Club at Calcutta enjoying the evening breeze and our cigars and whiling away the time by a narration owforelicd.periences m different parts of the While sipping his drink the Major con- tinued to give me more snake lore, and finally wound up with this question, Did I ever tell you how a snake saved my life? It was six or seven years ago, I don't re- member exactly, when I went with Capt. Foster. on a shooting excursion among the hills between Siliguri and Darjeeling. There were no tigers in the neighborhood of Siliguri, but we had reports of panthers which bad been carrying off cattle near Kar- seong. So we went up the road which leads to Darjeeling till we reached the locality where the latest panther had been seen; he was said to be a large one, and just the sort we wanted, and so we made arrangements to hunt him up. The panther we were after carried off a bullock ouly the evening before our arrival, in the vicinity of a village about two miles from Karseong. He was certainly a power- ful beast, as he dragged the bullock to the edge of a forest fully a quarter of a mile from where he pounced upon him. He had devoured a portion of the carcass, and it was thought he would return, accompanied by his family within twenty-four hours. Accompanied by our shikari and several attendant, a whom we employed inthe village, we went to the spot and built a mychan in a position which commanded the place where the carcass lay and within easy shoot- ing distance at it. A mychan is a platform either standing on posts or in the fork of a tree ; if trees are convenient they afford better shelter for the hunter, and Ms pres- ence is not so readily detected by the ani- mal whose life is sought. We climbed into the mychan about an hour before sunset and settled down for a Quiet period of watching and waiting. There was a young moon at the time so that, in case our game failed us until day- light was wholly gone, we might have some advantage from the rays of the moon. We took turns sleeping and watching half an hour at a turn, and in this way passed the time until long after the sun had disappeared and the moon was not more than ten degrees above the horizon. I was having my snooze when Foster pulled nie by the sleeve and waked me in an instant. I grasped my rifle and looked in the direc- tion of the mutilated bullock ; with scene difficulty I made out two dark bodies there and could hear merles and cries which were evidently mede by the young panthers, whose forms were altogether invisible. VVe had previously arranged that in case of two panthers being there I was to fire at the one on our right, while Foster would try for the other. We marked our bullet so that in case of success in either of our shots we should know "which Ws,S which," and have no chance to dispute on the subject. We aimed our rifles and fired as nearly together as possible, my shot preceding Fos- ter's just a fraction of an instant. There was a roar or howl of pain, then silence for two or three seconds, and then a rush in our direction. In the darkness and smoke vim could see nothing, but we could he dis• tinctly, and it did not take long for us to be aware that one, atleast, of the panthers was bent on revenge. He came straight at is and climbed the tree into our mychan. -" Get:, to the upper limbs of the tree," I said to Foster. " Quick ! quick !" " No," he said. "I'll stay with you, old fellow, and take my share." "Get away quick !" I shouted, " and give me a chance to shoot, without hitting you." _ He saw the point mad made a spring for a limb that was just within reach. As he swung himself up the panther mad a jump to seize hiaalegs, but missed thein b a little. This gave me a chance to brin my rifle against the body of the beast ; it wa a breech -loader, into which it was my habi always to drop a cartridge hnmediately afte firing, and it was well that I did so on thi occasion. As the muzzle of the rifle touch ed the panther I fired and the shot was in stantly fatal. To make sure that it was so I prodded the carcass several times with the muzzle of the rifle, holding it full cocked for another shot if there were any signs of life. Then I tried my hunting -knife with the same result and not till then did I call Foster to descend from his perch. The panther was as deed as Julius Caesar and there was do danger from him any more. Then we wondered how the shot at the other panther had resulted. We could hear the young ones snarling over their meal, but no signs of any other life in that quarter. Still, it wee not safe to de- scend into the darkness to make investiga- tions, as it not infrequently happens that a tiger, panther or leopard apparently dead will suddenly spring up and inflict serious if not fatal wounds upon any one who happens to be near. We knew that our shikari and attendanta iq the village would hear the firing and we would not have long to wait for them ; so we decided to stay where we were till they came. In fifteen or twenty minutes their torches appeared in the distance; we shouted fbr them to hurry up, and they came on at a run. They stopped at the foot of our tree and we descended to join them in the search for the -mate of the fellow that was lying in our mychan and was afterwards tumbled to the -ground by the skikaci. It was the father of the family, and the reports of his size had not been exaggerated in the least. Re was five feet three inches long without the tail and when standing must have been fully two feet eight inches high. I sent his skin to England, and you can see it there if you ever go to the home of my brother Lord Glendale. It was my first bullet that wounded him and my second that killed him, so he was clearly my property. The mate had been shot through the heart by Foster, and was lying where she fell. There were three cubs, which we secured with- out much trouble though the little rascals scratched the men with a good deal of viciousness when torn from their repast on the flesh of the bullock. We went back to the village and spent the next day in preparing the skins•of our prizes and getting thein into a good condi- tion for preservation. Then we hunted pheasants-a,nd other small game for two or three days, having had our fill for the mo- ment of panther hunting. We made good bags, as birds were abundant, but on the third' day we had an adventure that was not down on our programme, and this brings me tie the snake that befriended me. We had separated in a stretch of open land, Foster going around to the right and I to the left agreeing to meet at the village in the evening if we did not run across each other while still on the hunt. Hardly was 1 out of sight of Foster when I saw a Amid arising over the hills and knew that a thunderstoim waif -touting; The showers c there are very heday, and I knew that if did not speedily find shelter I should be drenched to the ekin. There was a large tree standing quite alone in the tall grass, and I made for it, followed by my gun bearer, but before I reached it the big drops began to fall; the gun -bearer was several yards in advance of me and gained the shelter of the tree sooner than -1 did. As he got beneath it he gave a glance up- wards and then fled in the direction of the forest as fast as his legs would carry him. When I arrived at the tree I looked up- ward and wanted to run, too, or, rather, wanted my gun which the bearer was car- rying slung over his shoulder as he ran. There was an enormous boa constrictor in the fork of the tree and evidently he con- sidered the place his own, as he darted his head in my direction as though to intimate that I had no business there, If I had only had my gun I would have made short work of him, but without any weapon other than my hunting -knife I was in no condition for taking the offensive or even for defending myself. So I coneluded to follow the ex- ample of the gun -bearer, and also his foot- steps, my intention being to overtake him and then, as soon as the ram had ceased, to come back and settle the affairs to the boa. How little did I imagine that the snake was my friend. I reached the edge of the forest, a quar- ter of a mile from the solitary tree and there found my gun -bearer whom I Upbraid- ed for running away as he did. He was paralyzed with fear not only of the serpent but of the lightning, which was flashing vividly all about us, while the rain came down in sheets. And while I was talking to him there came a flash more blinding, and a report far louder, than all the rest, and as I turned my face to the open I saw the bolt had shivered to fragments the "tree from which I had fled to avoid the presence of the huge snake held it in pessession. When the ram stopped I went _back to the tree, which was now broken and pros- trate on the ground, having been driven from top to bottom, and its tenant, the boa, lying dead beneath it. If I had been there when the flash of lightning came I would assuredly lave been killed, and out of re- gard for the reptile that saved me by put- ting me to flight, I secured his skin and haveemade it into various memorials to re- mind me of the great service he unconscious- ly performed in my behalf. Several pairs of slippers the cover of my travelling bag, the case of my newest gun, and some other things were fashioned from his hide, and as I look at them and remember the incident my heart moves tenderly towards the ser- pent race and 1 bless the member of it who was so notably my benefactor. aesseend-nel. THE ROYAL °AMERCES. A Celebiated Regiment of the British Army and Its History. The news that the Cameron Highlanders are to lose their unique position as an "odd" battalion and become the third battalion of the Scots guards has aroused considerable feeling among past and present members of this famous regiment of the British army. It is 100 years since Alan Cameron of Inverness, a Highland gentleman with Jacobite ancestry, was intrusted with the raising of a regiment of foot, to be called the "Cameron Volunteers." The limit age for results was to be 35, and it was to con- tain 654 noncommissioned officers and men and thirty officers, a errength subsequently raised to 1,000. Mr. Cerneron became lieutenant eolonel, and the pieturesque tartan, which theregi- ment still wears, was designed by his wife. The newly raised force was first under fire at Egmont -op -Zee, in Flanders, in 1799,and after service in Egypt in 1801 went through the Peninsular war. At Waterloo and Quatre Bras it had no fewer than 479 killed and wounded, and in the Crimea and India its services were equally glorious. The regiment was at Tel-el-Kebir, and took part in the Khartoum relief expedition. Its unattached position as a battalion is due to the circumstance that when in 1873 it was decided to link the battalions in pairs there were 141 battalions,and the Cameron- ians chanced to be the one left unpaired. New colors were presented to it by Queen Victoria, and it has since been entitled the Seventy-ninth Queen's Own Cameron High- landers. The Pala ce of a British Millionaire. The rebuilding of Mount Stuart, Lord Bute's palace near Rothesay, Scotland, makes it the most magnificent mansion in Great Britain. The base of the building covers a fraction more than an acre, and it is built in the medimval Gothic style of the thirteenth century. The walls, turrets, and balconies are built of the beautiful variegated ranite and sandstones from Kirkcudbrightshire, the floors and arches being of clouded Italian marbles. The main hall is constructed entirely of alabas- ter, the supports being columns of oxidized so brass and bronze. The galaery and grand Y staircase are of marbles brought from Sicily aad Carrara. The drawing rooms are panelled with alternate strips of cherry, walnut, and ebony, all from America. The main dining room, which was built so as to accommodate 280 guests, is finished after the style of the drawing rooms, with the exception of relief figures and mosaics of fish, game, animals, &c. The ceilings and chimney pieces of all these rooms are most artistic, and so also are the windows, mantels, and doors, the work of which is extremely elaborate. There are three immense libraries and a billiard room, all with carved stone fire- places of antique design. In one wing there are Turkish and swimming baths, large conservatories, aviaries, and aquariums. The whole palace is heated throughout with steam and hot water pipes, and light- ed both by gas and electricity. The pic- tures in the galleries alone are worth over £100,000, and the books in the libraries as much more. The building decorating, and furnishing of this palace, which is without doubt the finest private residence on the. globe, entailed an outlay of £1,000,000. " CHESTNUTS " ButTon Can't Help Reading Them. A revolver ia no large weapon, but it can be made to cover a very large man. About the hardest crop to raise on a farm nowadays is the boys in the family. Husband--" Did,nt you promise to obey me at the altar ?" Wife—" Yes ; but we're not there now" Miss Quigg —"Have you a cure for corns?" Drug Clerk—"Hard or soft?" Miss Quigg— " Medium, please. "She—" You know you broke your promise to me." He —" Never mind,I can make another just as good." You may freeze, you may bust the gas meter if you will, but at the end of the month, just the same, there's the bill. One day of sickness will do more to con- vince a young man that his mother is his best Mend than seventeen volumes of prov- erbs. She—" There is no fun in being married or engaged." He—" But when is there fu then?" She—" When you are anticipating both." Bks_ Rivers, how do you suppose that wonderful bird, the phcenix, ever caught fire ?" Rivers—" Probably a defect- ive flew." A difference between a knife -blade losing its temper and a woman is that the former becomes duller and the latter more cutting. Suitor—" Mein Fraulein, I love vou 1' Rich young lady (pointing with her fan to her father)—" E xcuse me, yonder is my business manager." Blobkins— " Your wife at the Old Guard Ball looked like a perfect dream to -night." Chapton—" Very likely. You know dreams go by contraries." Cholly—" 0, Ethel, I love you, I love you, madly, devotedly, wildly—" Ethel— " That's all right, Mr. Summers, but how would you like to marry me ?" "Don't you think," asked the customer of the Bostonese saleslady, " that your prices are pretty steep ?" " Candidly," was the reply, the declivity is rather precipitous." "It is the active man we want in life; not the dreamers," sad the lecturer "Yea," replied a man in the body of the hall, "peoplewho dreamt are likely to snore." , "You always wear fine collars and cuffs, Mr. Kink," remarked the colonel to the old darkey. " Yessir," replied Kink ; "rlat s one advantage ob pahinittin' yoh wife to tek in washin' sah." Kate—"Ah, Laura, you don't know what you miss by not coining to dance ?" Laura —"Don't 1? I've had five proposals already this season through sitting out dances in the conservatory." "Charley," said the affectionate little wife, "didn't you tell me these blue chips cost a dollar apiece?" "Yes." " Well, here's a whole box full of three colors that I bought at the bargain counter for seventy- five cents." "Why are you so naughty, Johnnie! It seems to me that with mamma worn out and papa with a broken arm, you might try to be gocd." " Holt I" said Johnnie, "That's just the time to he bad. No one can lick me." Caller—" So you mean to be an M. P. when you grow big, Tommy ? " Politician's Youngest—" Yes ; like pa." Caller— "Then you've made up your mind to do a great deal of talking 1'1 Politician's Young- est—" Yes ; like ma." There was a young girl from the Hub, Who had heard of Diogenes' tub ; To the kitchens be hied her, • Where her ma quickly spied her, _ And oh, how she made that girl scrub. Willis—" I hear she is going to entcr the lecture field. Has she ever had any experi- ence ? " Wallace—" Oh, yes ; her husband has been a member of a club over ten years." Round and round the slippery track The shivering race horse goes, A frozen jockey clings to his back And icicles to his nose. Bella—" I don't believe a word of this talk about steaming being good for the coma plexion." Stella—" Why? " Bella --"Well, just look at Mr. Luckless. What a horrid - looking creature he is ! and papa says he is always in hot water.' Estelle—" And are you going to leave me so soon, Augustus? "Augustus—" My love, I would willingly give ten years of my life if I could stay longer. But if I cton't go I shall be fined a dime for being late at our debating society." "What was that Dawson story you told the other day, Hicks ?" "Why, I pleased Mrs. Dawson very much by asking her if she was herself or her daughter. Couldn't tell 'ern apart." "Well, it's strange, but I worked the same scheme on the daughter and she didn't like it a bit." Patient—" As we have known each other long, doctor, I do not intend to insult ou by paying your bill. But I have left you a handsome legacy in my will." Physi- cian—" Very kind of you, I am sure. Al- low me to look at that prescription again. I wish to make a slight alteration in it." The Spanish peasant works every day and dances half the night, and yet eats only his black bread, ?Dion, and water melon. The Smyrna porter eats only a little fruit and some olives, yet he walks off with his load of 200 pounds. Alexander the Tnird of Russia is passion- adely fond of the chase, and makes a point of spending several weeks every year at Spala his magnificent estate in the southern portion of Russian Poland. As soon as he arrives there, the emperor changes not only his habits, but even his very character. He a.ys aside the cares and .rtexieties of state, bepomes gay, light-hearted and genial, and yen manifests a disposition to play, jokes. Efis entire day is spensein the east forests, undreds of miles in extent, which surround he castle On every side and abound -with tags, wild board wolves, bears, and every onceivablekinddof game. i'are Curious Facts About the Pomp. The common water pump of to -day is but an improvement on a Grecian invention which first came into general use during the reign of the Ptolemies, Philadelphos, and energetes, 2'33 to 221 B. C. The name which ie very similar in all languages, is derived from the Greek word " Pempo," to send or throw. The most ancient descrip. tion we have of the water pump is by Hero of Alexander. There is no authentic ac- count of its general use outside of Egypt previous to its introduction into the Ger- man provinces at about the opening of the Sixteenth Century. Pumps with plungers and pistons were invented by Morland, an Englishmen, in 1674; the double-acting pump by De la Hire, the French academi- cian, some twenty years later. Hard coal loses 8 per cent. in bulk per annum when exposed to the weather. Soft -coal loses 12 per cent. Some of the English pumping engines per- form work equaling the raising of 20,000,000 gallons one foot high by the consumption of 100 weight of coal. Enterprising undertakers in London when they hear of cases of serious illness in families, call upon the families of the pa- tients, express condolence, and leave circu- lars containing prices and illustrations of funeral outfits. If we may credit the report of a German chemist the human stomach finds in cheese a pretty tough morsel, the best known varie eties occupying from four to ten hours in digestion in healthy stomachs. In view of the fact that thousends of men and woMe- eat cheese, believing that it facilitates di- gestion, this report is interesting, th say the least. WEFT BY TUE WIVES. Terrible Experience of an Alin Liner. -- Twelve Lives Lost and the Steamer Com- pelled to Put Back. A despatch from London says :—The Arlan line steamship Pomeranian, from Glasgow, January 27, via Moville for New Ycrk, has returned to Greenock in distress, after having met with one of the most fatal accidents that has occurred to a transatlan- tic steamer for many years, an aocident that resulted in the loss of twelve lives. The following is a list of the dead :—W. Daziel, master a the vessel, beth legs broken and internal injuries resulting in death; John Cook, eecond officer, swept overb oard ; John Hamilton, fourth °dicer, swept overboard ; John Stewart of Glasgew, first cabin passenger, both legs bred f.iand internal injuries resulting in death it, e icw hc urs ; James Gibson of Dalkeith rst cabin passenger, swept overboard ; 1. ..an Gibson of Dalkeith, first cabin pane eer, swept overboard; Jane Caffrey of Le on. derry, first cabin passenger, swept o'er - board; David Forbes of Dundee, seiend cabin pessenger, washed overboard; J Ines Pritchard, steward, swept overboard; Fred Westbury, steward, swept overboard; Peter McLean, seaman, swept overboard; William Urquhart, seaman, swept overboard. The disaster occurred when the stec mer was about 1,500 miles out. The Pomera- nian encountered boisterous weather immed- iately after leaving port. It was thought that the wind would soon blow itecli out, and with everything ship-shape no Lars for the safety of the steamer v ere entert tied. Instead of abatitg, however, the g -10 in- creased in severity until the day of t .iis- aster. The 4th ot February dawned e ill: a frightful gale raging, and a tremere: a asly high sea running. The hatches vee.. - tened down and covered with tarp e us, ventilators were turned to leeward. and every precaution dictated by good se , i•an- ship had been taken* to prevent wa. ting below. below. This appeared to thc cers of the ship to be the greatest daii.a..r, as they had no doubt as to the steamer's ability to ride out the storm. Several seas had been shipped, but they did no damage. Suddenly a tremendous sea reared its crest a short distance ahead of the steamer as she plunged down a wave. Before she could rise thesea came over the star -board bow; and tons of green water rushed aft. Almost at the same time a falling wave astern poop- ed the steamer. The result almost defies description. The deck -saloon, chart -house, the bridge and the boats were smashed to pieces and partly washed overboard. The deck was covered with an almost inextric- able mass of wreckage and THE UTMOST CONFUSION' REIGNED. At the first the full extent of the disaster was not known. The steamer began to pay off before the wind and sea, and it was at once seen that the quartermasters had been carried away. Two sailors sprang to the wheel and soon put the steamer on her course. Then it was found that Capt. Dalziel,the master of the steamer, was miss- ing. He had been last seen standing on the lee side of the steamer and aft the saloon in conversation with a saloon paseenger Darned John Stewart, a resident of Glasgow. They had Leen caught by the sea that came over the stern and dashed against the deckhouse. They were then carried aft with terrific force and jammed beneath the after steam winches. Capt. Dalziel's legs were broken and he had sustained internal injuries. He was carefully moved to his room, and everything possible was done for him, but he died the next morning. Mr. Stewart's legs were also broken and he sustained other injuries, from the effects of which he died in a tew hours. At the time of the accident the se,')nd officer, John Cook, had the watch. He ‘vas on the bridge with John Hamilton. the fourth officer, and both of them were ce ied overboard and drowned. In the saloon iiieck. house when the sea broke over the steamer were James Gibson and Lilian Gibson of Dalkeith, and Jane Caffrey of Londonderry, all first cabin passengers. They were car- ried over the side and not afterward seen. David Forbes, of Dundee, a second cabin passenger, James Pritchard and Fred; Va est - bury, stewards, were also lost in the same manner. _It is supposed that Pritchard and Westbury were engaged in attending•to the wants of the passengers in the saloon deck- bouee when the structure was washed away. This made the number of those car- ried overheard ten, with the two others fatally injured. When the sea boarded the steamer every man about deck who saw it coming grabbed old of stanchions or anything else con- enient, and it was due to this that the loss f life was not much larger. For a time the tmost consternation prevailed, but this ave way to a feeling of sadness when it as found that so many lives had been lost. he disaster occurred so suddenly and the ea did its fatal work with such rapidity hat the survivors did not at first realize he full extent of the misfortune. Amid he howling of the wind and the hissing and oaring of the sea and the cries of those who ere carried over -board could not have een heard, even had they had time to tter them. Without a word ot warning hey were swept to their doom, and not a erson on the steamer anew what had hap- ened to them until some little time after he accident. With Capt. Dalziel fatally injured and nconscious in his cabin, the command of he seeamer devolved upon the first officer. e steamer was about in mid -ocean, and le question arose in his mind what course pursue—whether to hold the steamer on er course or to rut about and make for reenock. When . the chartroom was care ed away, the charts, sextants and geed. nts, in fact, every thing absolutely misery, al to the navigation of the ship, went with The binnacle box and its compass on e bridge had also gone overboard, and d it not been that the after compass re- ained it is doubtless if the steamer would ve reached port for many days yet. The nation of affairs on the Pomeranian, it is most needless to say, was terrible. The st officer called the remaining officers of e steamer to a consultation, and it was cided to put about and Nitta% to G reen- k. This was at once done, and, without y instruments with which to take observ- ens, the voyage had to be made entirely dead reckoning, and was therefore neces- rily slow. The first officer is highly com- nded for his skilful seamanship in navi- ting the Pomeranian under -such adverse cumstances, and it is highly probable at his ability will be recognized in a sub- ntial manner by the owners of the steam - and the underwriters. The names of the amr.teurmrqaushtearrsklost were Peter McLean and 11 Th tl to ri ra ti it. th ha ha sit al fir th de oc an ati by sa me ga cir th sta er qu Everything was progressing Iliad" be - twee* Frederick Hipp and his betrothed, in Bartholomew County, In .&„ deeded sixty acres of land to her, seed &lei took out the marriage license. Now sato Won% marry him, and still cline InIA4 addeeddCadd