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The Huron Expositor, 1918-05-31, Page 7AY 31,11018 • 11 MINER Pr Firs umbers, to relir to consult old means wrong Tal annoyance. 3 Le longer to make en it is clear g ) Directory first 1111111111111111M1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111M11111 11 ror caring for the wounded. irst attempt ever made to or - Mohammedan women has re - the formation. of Associe E Ottoman Women. knaerican Red Cross has sent 4ift to France as nursesaids and. group will go this month. omen's committee of the Court- Kational Defense is acting as tring house for placing women work. first meeting a the woman's of the Fatherland party in asked the government to drop iegotiationg. irst woman food administrator Kathleen -Mackin,. chief of diet- kr- the National Service School hington. *1111! Tourist Sleeping Cats moan Comfort to f.119 Tranifir he interioris somewhat more modest appointment than the standard or At -class sleeping car. Of solid steel rderfrarne. and with highly polished irk green finish, the Canadian North- estourist cars present a very pleas - appearance. Theinteriorisfinisited mahogany, with aisle carpet to atch and cork composition flooring deaden sound and lessen vibration. ommodious smoking room and toi- • ts; kitchenette with appliances for girt cooking, running water, etc., are ready appreciated. Roomy bertha, ecommodatingtwo persons if desired. re just one-half the fnst-class rate. econd-class ticket holders may also :copy these cars, and the Dining Car always available at meal time. rains have Toronto Union Statile ) p.m- Mondays, Wednesdays and • relays foe Winnipeg and points west. 'or Tickets, Reservations, Liter- ture and Informakion, apply to A. Aber-ne.rt, Druggist,sea- )i-th„ or write R. L. Falrbairn, 68 King St. E., Toronto. a give CLASS tic?, • )/Irt. ing, and authoritative. mented by four of the ful war correspondents, The Mail and Empire 'tGTON, dean of war ig French newspapers, )orninion of Canada is ricl Mail and Empire )utstanding features of EATURES Tary News and Views, Opinions and Advice, ,ons for Gardening by Nina Moore Jamie - f Philosophy, Meclita- Wood, With the Birds, $5, delivered. paper or direct. TORONTO MAY 31. 1918 THICK, GLOSSY NAIR FREE FROM DANDRUFF Girls! Try it! Hair gets *oft, &if/ and beautiful --Get a small nettle of Danderinte If you tale- for heavy halt +Safi OM tens with beauty and is radiant with life; hag an incomparable softness pa4 is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine. just one application doubles the beauty ef your hair, 'besides it imme- diately dissolves every particle of dandnuft. You can not have nice heavy, healthy hair if you have dandruff. This destructive scurf robs the hair of its lustre, its strength and its very life„ and if not overcome it produces a fever- ishness and itching of the *reales; the hair toots famish, loosen and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a small bottle of KnowIton's Daniarine from any drug store and just try it. HAD TO CO TO BED KIDNEyS SO BAD COULD NOT STAND STRAISINT. Women should not deepair even if they are troubled with severe pains in the side or back, and not able to attend to their householdduties. The kidneys of course are to biennia nine times out of ten, but they can be promptly and permanently made healthy by the use of Dean's Kidney Pills. , Mrs. H. M. Jansen, Pathlow, Sask., writes:—"I feel it my dutyto recom- mend Doan's Kidney Pills to anyone having weak kidneys, as they have be a great help to me. A month ago any kidneys were so bad that I had severe pains in my Aden and back, and it was impossible for me to stand straight. I then get so bad I laad to go to bed, and was th t way for a week. We sent for some I oan's Kidney Pills, and I have taken' about one box, and now I am able to be up and do my own work. I dnly grateful for the good they have de me." r. e getting Doan's Kidney Pills .when y u ask for them, see that they are put up in an oblong grey box with our trade mark of a "Maple Leaf".on the label. Price 50c. per box at all dealers or mailed direct on receipt of price by The T. Milburn Co, Limited, Toronto, Ont. "PASCARETS I WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP FOP Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels— :rake Cascareta ton ighe., • Fanned Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges- tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head, - aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stom- ach to beepane filled with undigested food, which sburs and ferments like gar- bage in a swills barrel. 'That's the first step to untold misery—indigestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, -mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Oasearet to -night will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten You out/ by morning., They Work' while you 'sleep -- a 10 -cent 'box from your druggist will keep you feeling good. for months. $20.aQ-00. to lend on Farms, First, Second Mortgages. Call or write me at once and get your loan arranged by return maiL No advance charges. E. B. REYNOLDS, 77 Victoria St, Toronto. HEART WAS BAD WOULD WAKEN UP IN DISTRESS. , There is nothing that brings with it such fear of impending death as to wake up in the night with the heart pounding and thumping; This uncertain and ir- regular heart action causes the greatest distress of both mind and body. Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills strengthen and invigorate the heart,, so that it beats straw and regular,- and tone up the nervous system so that the cause of so much anxiety becomes a thing of the past: Mr. Archie Beaumont, Edgett's Land- ing, N.B., writes :—"Have been bothered with my heart and nerves for about six years, caused by overwork and worry. My heart was so bad I would waken up enveral times during the night in great distress, and my heart thumping. About a year ago I took three boxes of Mil - burn's Heart and Nerve Pine, and they helped me a (neat deal." _ 1-1eart and Nerve Pills are 50e. per box at all dealers or mailed direct on receipt of price by The T. Mil- burn Co., Limited, Toronto, Out. GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS" TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm tender little Stomach, Lister and Bowels. - 21111301101111111111111111111111111111111111111610110 ..„ Over lrhe' Toro ARTHUR GUY EMMET er riallINIIIMIll1111111111111111111121111111116111111111111111111neeneen0 a By (Contheu'ed from our last issue.) Coriscript—A man who tried to wait until the war was over before vol- unteering for the army, but was balk- ed by the Government. 'Consolidate captured iine"—Digge ing in ar preparing: a captured posi- tion for *fence against a cou-iter- attack. ' Convaleseene—Six weeks' rest al- , lpted to a wounded Tommy. D .cm e this -time the Government is planning "where they will send Tommy to be S wounded a second time. G. of E.--Chureh of England. Thie is stamped on Tommy's identification. disk. He has to attend church" parade whether or not he wants to . got) ti Heaven. Cook—A soldier «galled to spoil Tommy s , rations. Ile is generally I picked because he was a blacksmith lin civil life. . Cooties—Unwelcome inhabitants of l'ethenn's shirt. Counter Attack—A disagreeable habit of the enemy which makes Tom - nen realize that after capturing a pos- ition, the hardest work is to hold it. Covering Party—A number of men detailed to lie • down iii front of a working party while "outein front" to preveht surprise and capture by Ger- man patrol. - Tommy loves this job, I don't think! l ! Crater—A large circular hole in the ground made by the explosion of a mine. According io Official Comm iques, Timmy always occupies a cr ed with great credit to himself. sometimes the Germans get there fi "Cricket tall"—The name given a bomb the shape and size of a cric ball. Tommy does not use it to p , cricket with. Crime Sheet --A useless' piece paper on which is kept a record Tommy's misdemeanors. • "Crump"—A name given hysTomm to a.high explosive German shell wh when it bursts makes a "Cru-mp" s of noise. C. M.S.—Company Sergeant -Maj the head non-commissioned officer a company, whose chief duty> is wear a crown on his arm, a couple Inter War ribbons on his Chest, and put Tommy's name and number the crime sheet. "Curtain fire"—A term applied by t artillery to a wall of shell fire on t enemy communication trenches, prevint the bringing up of men a supplies, and also to keep our -ox front lines from wavering. But son bow On other men and supplies ma age to lna_k through it. _ "Cushy"—Easy; comfortable; "pr ty soft." un- at - But rst. to ket lay of of Yl ich ort Or, of to a to on he he to nd vie 'e- n - et.. P • D. A. C.. DivisionA Ammunition Column. A collection of men, horses, and limbers, which supplies ammuni- tion for the line and keeps Tommy awake, while in billets, with thein in- fernal noise. They are like owls—al- ways working at night. • D. 7 C. M. Distinguished Conduct Medal. A piece of bronze which a soldier gets for being foolish. D. C. P. ,for Concert Party. aggregation of would-be actors, who inflict their talents on Tommy at half a franc per head. Defaulter.. Not an absconding cash- ier, but a Tommy who has been sen- tenced to extra pack drill for breath- ing while on parade or doing some ot- her little thing like that. "Dekko." To look, a look at some- thing. Detonator — A contrivanee in a bomb containing fulminate of mer- cury,which, ignited by a fuse, explod- es the charge. "Der uffs." "Deux oeufsg" Tom- my's French for two eggs." "Dial." Another term of Tommy's for his mast or face. "Digging in"—Digging trenches and dugouts in a ceptured position. Digging Party—A detail of men told off -to *jig trenches, graves, or dug- outs. Tommy is not particular as to what he has to dig; it's the actual digging he objects to. "Dinner Up."—Dinner is ready. Divisional Band-- Another devilish aggregation which wastes most of its time in practising and polishing its intruments. Dixie—An iron pot with two handles on it in which Tommy's meals are cooked. Its real efficiency lies in the fact that when carrying it, your put- tees absOnb all the black grease on its sides. "Doing them in."—Killing them. Cutting up a body of German troops. Donkey—An army mule. An ani - mai for which Tommy has the greatest respect. He never pets �r in any way becomes familiar With said /nein Draft.—A contingent of new men nt out as reinforcemetns for the enches. Tommy takee sp'ecial de- ght in scaring these men with tales his own experiences which he never ad. Draftman—A member of a draft ho listens to and believes 'Estrniny's eird tales of trench warfaret Dressing Station—A medical post here Tommy gets his wounds attend - ,if he is lucky emeagia to got wound - 1. He is "lucky", because it means i ehty. order"—Rifle, belt, bayonit and respirator. Dry Centeen—An array entre when Tommy may bey cigarettes, choco- late, aid thinned friut, that is, if he has any ffioney. D. S. 0 .—Distinguiahed Se e Or- der. Another piece of meta, issued to officers for being brave. Tdirirn says it is nibstlY won in dugouts a calls it a "Dugout Setwice Ordent" tr di of ht the tongue, Monk! If h enated, your little one's stomach, liver end- bowels need cleansing at once. . When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't w sleep, -eat en act naturally, or is fever- ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore tv throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a ea teasp,00neul of "California Syrup of Pdes, ' and, in a few limns all the fou BI constipated waste, undigested. food, an sour bile gently moves; out of its little bowelis without griping, and you have a .playful child again. Ask your druggist for .a bottle of "California Syrup of Figs" which contains full ilirections for babies, children of all ages and fer grownsape CASTORiADubbin—A grease far b.oOte. For Infants and children. • lbo End You Have Always Doped 16.1 gr Bean the Signeeave Of te Dud—A German shell or bomb hich has not exploded on account a defectiv,e fuse. Tommy is a eat souvenir collector no he gathers ese duds. Sometimes whan he tries unscrew the nose -cap it sticks. Then his hurry to confiscate it before an 'fIoer appears he dgein't lummox. it iriociden Tells How It May be Passed in Safety and Comfort. Pre the erit nte a —"I Wasnassing through cal period of life, being forty - ins years of age and had all the symp- toms incidentto that change—heat flash- es, nervousness, and was in a general run down conditiOn, so it was bard for me to do my work. Lydia E. Pinitham's Vegetable Com- pound was was recom- mended to me as the best remedy for niy troubles, which it surely, p ve to be. I feel better and stronge in every Way since taking it, and the nnoying symptoms have disap- peared.' — Mrs. M. Gomieme 925 Na- poleon S ., Fremont, Ohio. Such symptons as heat flashes, ervousmiss backache, head- ache, i tability and the blues," may be epee Ily overcome and the system restored to normal conditions by this famous ot and herb remedy Lydia E. Pinkhazn's Vegetable Compound.. - If any complications present them- selves *rite the Pinkharn Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. for suggestions how to overcomethem. The result of forty yeamexperience is at your service and your letter held in strict confidence. h. r / just righ and the printer of the cas- ualty' list has to use a Ittle more type. Dugou A deep hole in the trene 'tiles du by the Royal Engineer i Corps; s pposed to be shell proof. It is, until shell hits it. Rat and Tom- my find' t an excellent habitation in which- to contract rheumatism. ,• Dump --An uncovered, spot where trench tools and supplies are placed. It is uncovered so they twill 14ecome rusty • ard worthless -from the ele- ments. This so that the contractors at home won't starve. "Du pan."—Toramy's French for bread. A Efficiency Pay—Extra pay is allow- I ed by the Government for long ser- vice. Tommy is very efficient 4f he manages to get it from the Govern- menEitg.hteen-Pounder—One of Mir guns which fires an eighteen -pound shell, used for destroying German barbed wire previous to an attack. If it does its duty you bet Tommy is grateful to elm 'eighteen -pounders. -Elephant Dugout—A large, safe, and hooiny dugout, braced by heavy, steel ribs or girders. Emplacement—A position made of earth or Sandbags from which a ma- chine gun is fired. It is supposed to be invisible to the enemy. They gen- erally bleier, it up in the course of a &mole of dayie, just by luck, of course. Entrenching.. Tool—A spade-like tool for digging hasty entrenchments. It takes about a week to dig a idecent hole with it, so "hasty" mutt have an- other meaning. "Equip ent on."—Put on equipment for drill - pare e. . Escort ---A gu rd of soldiers who conduct p 'sone to different poixitn. Tommy i just a liable to he a pris- oner a.s a escort.i "Estaminet." A French public house, or saloon, where muddy water is sold fo beer. Fag—Cigarette • Something T my is alvtays touching you for. , "Fag is etc."— rmy issue of eig ettes, gen rally o Sunday. - Fatigu Vario s kinds of wor done by mmy hile he is "resting". "Fed u "—Dis sted; go it enough of it—as he tic Mr. Hoggenheimer used to tr, "s cienced'. Bandages issued to Field I) essing soldiers f r first aid when wounded. They Use , hem fox handkerchiefS and to clean their rifles. Field Pest Car .—A card on which Tommy allowe to tell his family and frien s that e alive, if he is dead the War ffic sends a \card, sometimes Field P ishme t 1—Official name for Spread- glieg a man on a limber wheel, tw4. hours a day for twenty-one days. His rations consist of bully beef, water, and biscuits. Tomen.y calls this punishment "Cruc- ifixion" especially if he has emdergone it. "Fifteempounde "—Still aoother of of ours. hell ighs fifteen pounds. Used i for 'Ring 'ate on the German parapets. "Findingthe nge"—Aseertaining by inst ent or by trial phots the distance f ion an enemy objective. night bombard- "Fireworks"—A meat. I Fire Sector—A L ground w ch a .posed to s gum refuses to w, rid, all of the en- emy who ekoss this space are techni- cally dead, according to the 'General's diens. I Firing Squad—Twelve men picked to shotat a soldier who has been sen- tenced to death by couromartial. Tommy ha no comment to make on Ifni s. Firing S ep—A ledge in the front trench w Ir 'ena les Tommy to fire "ovet the p.'" I rainy weatIrtsr you have to be es acro t in ordet to stand on it on ac unt o the slippery much Fireetree h—Th *ont line trench. Another n e for ell. I"Five ro ds r pid" — Geiterally • just -before. daylig in the trenches, the eisat r, 1"Five rourAds rapid". is given. Each man puts his rifle and pet and. fires five possible in the di- n tnenclies and of "Good maiming, s Soap?" ._ German hell 5.9 It is their stand - has no special, lave eep certain space of achine gun is sup- th its fire. If the • shots as raPidsly head over the par rent.ion of he Ge then ducks A NOr have yen ,ed Pe "Five e"—A inches in di meter. ard shell. °nutty for this brand, but they are like ohi all right when .You get used to th "Plageto-TosennY's nielmame fo Signaller. larem-A' racket °fired from a pi which, at night, iigths up the gro in front of your trencll. , Flare Pistol -'-A large pistol, wh whliksehr ifiikaerle: aslea*fiertir. Wsiretngunyo'n fnr this pistol bade, It has generally b ieft, in. your dilgout. - Flying column—A flying colurrih troops that walk from one point the line to another. In ease of ne they usually arrive at the wrong poi I lives t es, because our aitineer seldom. Fokker—A type. of German ae planes which the Bache claims to the fasiost in the world • Tommy catch them. "For it"—On the crime sheet; up against a reprimand; on trial, in troubie. "Four by twee"—A piece of flannel four inches' by two issued by the Q. wM. Ser egnatpnafiFlibith-itmtnnim M., Sergeant with which to "p through." - "Four point, five"—Another of our The Germans don't like this one. _ "Four point . seven"—�110 of o shells 4.7 inches in diameter, Tomm likes this kind. - I , "Fritz"—Tommy's name for a Ger man. He loves a German like poison Front line—The nearest trench the enemy. No place for a conscien ious objector. Frostbite—A quick road to Blight which Tommy used very often nut frostbite became a court-martial o fence. Now he keeps his feet warm "Full pack" --A soldier' carrying a of his equipment. yes, em. r ft stall und ich om eed. eeh of of ed nt. ro- be be - sS. ur to t- il y, f- 11 Full Corporal—A N.C.Q. who sports two stripe's on his' arm and has more to say than the Colonel. . Fumigator—An infernal device at a hospital which gooks Tommy's uni- form and returns it to hine two sizes too small, t • "Funk Hole"-eTommy'sterm for a dugout. A favorite spot for those of a nervous disposition. Fuse—A part of shell or bomb which bursts in a set time and ignites the detonator. Gas -7 -Ni sonouS.! fumes which the Germans send over to our trenches. When the wind is this gas is' discharged into tthe . air from huge cylinders. The. *Ind carries ' it over toward our lines. 4 appears like a huge yellowish-greencloudrolling a- long the *round. The alma is sound- ed and Tommy prosiatrav puts ` on. his gas limb -net and' at the Boches Gas Gong—An ejriPty Shell 'case hung up in ,the trenches and in billets. A sentry is posted near it, so. that', in case German potion gas Comes over he can give the alarm by striking this gong with an iron 'ban If the sentry happenstobe asleep we get "gasified: "Gassed."—A soldier:who has been overcome. from the fumes of German poison gas, or the hot air of a com- rade, . "Gassing"—A terra Tommy applies to "shooting the bull?' "Gettiaig a seb"eieTeuehing an offi- cer for money. To' be talcler out of soldier's pap on theenext, pay-day. "qOttinnethe " eBuiletrefroin a machine gun en g. enemy barbed wire at night: when a bullet strikes wire it gen r Ily throws 'off a bluish spark. Machine gunners use this me- thod at night 'set" their gun se that its fir will command the ene- my's trench. "Ginger"-*Nicknanee for a red- headed soldier. courage, pep. "Gippo" aeon 'grease; sop. , G. M . —Garris on Militery Police. iers detailed to patrol the roads and regulate traffic behind the lines. Tommy's pet aversion. e.G. 0 . Co --General Officer Command- ing. Tommy never sees him in the act of "commanding"- but has the Op- portunity of reading many an order signed "G. 0 . Goggles—An apparatus made of canvas and mica which is worn over the eyes for protection from the gases of German "tear shells." The only time Tommy cries is when he forgets his goggles or misses his rum issue. "Going In" --Taking over trenches. "Going out"—Reileved from the trenches. "Gone West"—Killed, died. "Gooseberries."—A wooden frame in the shape of a cask wrapped around with barbed wire. These gooseberries are thrown into the barbed-wire en- tanglements to help make them im- passible. "Got the Crown" --Promoted to Ser- geant-Major. Green Envelope—An envelope of a green color issued to Tommy oncp a week. The contents will not be cen- sored regimentally, but are liable to censor at the base. On the outside of the envelope appears the following certificate, which Tornany must sign: "I certify on my honor that the con- tents of this letter refee to nothing but private and family matters." Af- ter signing this certificate Tommy im- mediately writes about everything but family and private Matters. Groom—A soldier who looks after an officer's horse and who robs said horse of its hay. He makes his own bed cemforta.ble with this hay. Grousing — A scientifigs grumbling in which Tommy cusses everything in general and offends no one. . G. S. W.—Gunshot Wound. When Tommy is wounded he does not -care whether it is a G. S .W W. or -a kick front a zeule, just so he gets back to Blighty. G . S. Wagon.—A four-vreieeled wag- on driven by an A. S. C. driver. It carries supplies, such as food,ammuni- tion, trench tools, and timber for dug- outs. When T6rinny gets sore feet lie is allowed to ride on this wagon and fills the ears of the driver wiah., -Wes of his wonderful exploits. Occa- sionally one of tlieee drivers believes Gum Boots—Rubber boots -issued to Tommy for wet trenehea They are used to keep his feet dry; they do, when is lucky &Guth to get a pair. "Gummiag the game." Spoiling anything; inteefering. lienviles—Name of a boinb us - ad In the earlier'stages of the war. It is shaped like a hale brush and is, tlerawn bar the heindie. Tommy osed to throw *era et*er to the Germans • for their • a toBatte. "Rand ger "—A general, term I for a MO vrhide throe by h d, 1 %ow lollteessee a11 bombs lEh Me% attfieleift * long e.zperignce he haelleamed ifot to trust -theme even if the-detoz;ater has been removed. tails"-eMules. Haversack --A canvas bag forming part .of'Tommy's equipment, carried on the !loft side. Its original use was intended for the, carrying of emer- gency rations and small kit. It is general fill a miscellaneous assortment of tobacco, pipes, `bread erumbs` letters, and a lot of useless souvedrn "Having a doss"—Having a sleep. Hold -011—.A. small canvas roll in which you are supposed to carry your razor, comb, knife, fork, spoon mir- ror, soap, tooth brush,etc., Tommy takes great care of the above, because it means extra pack drill to come on parade unshaven. "Holy Joe"—Tominy's familiar but net necessarily irreverent name for the Chapla' . He really has a great admiration or this officer, who ale • pay p day, terhaDS. "Taking the King's shilling" means enlisting. "Kip'—Tommy's term ;for "sleep." He als calls his bed Ins' "leip". It is on gua that Tommy most desires to kip. - Kit ag—A part of Tomeny's equip- ment i which he is supposed to pack up his , troubles and smile, according to the "words of a popular song (the composer was never in a trench). Kitchener's eitieny—The volunteer army raised by Lord Kitchener: the members of which signed for the dur- ation of war They are eoromonly called "Kitchener's Mob". At first the regulars -ed down on them, but now accept them as welcome -mates. .Labor B ttalion--An organization which is "t proud to fight," They weuld Fooner e a pick and shovel. Lance-Corparal—Ai N. C. O. MO thoughnot a fighting man, so often risks his life to save a wounded Tom- my. "Houseiwife"—A neat little package of needles, thread, extra shoelaces, and buttona When a button. comes off Tommy's trousers, instead of goirigv to' his housewife he looks around for a i nat Hun—Another name for g German, mostly used by war correspondents. "Hun pinehing"--Raiding' German trenches for prisoners. Indentiflcation Disk—A little fibre disk which is worn around the neck by means of a string. On, one side is stamped your name, rank, regi- mental nuenher and regiment, while on , the other side is stamped your religion. If at any time Tommy is doubtful of I his identity he looks at' his disk to , reassure himself; "I'm sorry"—Tommy's apolcy. If. I he pokes yeur eye on-" net ho says i "I'm sorr ter is e.hded aa' far as "In front"—Over t with his bayo- 1 aisndeotlinceernd mat - ie e top, in front of the front-line trench, in No Man's Land. 'In reserve—Troops occupying positions,,billets„_or dugouts, immedie ately in rear of the front line, who in case of an attack will support the -firing line. Intelligence Department --Secret ser- vice men who are supposed to catch spies or be spies as the occasion de- mand.. Intkrpreter—A fat job with a turn- ticket," held by 'a soldier who thinks he can speak a couple of lan- guages: He questions prisoners as to the color of their grandmothers' eyes and why they joined the array.. Just imagine asking a, German "why" he 'joined the army. "Invalided"—Sent to England on account of sickness. Iron Rations—A tin of bully beef, two bisciutsnand a tin containing tea, sugar, and Oxo cubes. These are not supposed to be eaten until you die of starvation. Isolated post. --An advanced part of a trench or position where one or two f sentries are posted to guard against a' a surprise attack. While in this Post Tommy is constantle wondering 'what f the Getenans will do with his body'.- a "It's lewd we have a Navy." ---One of TomMy's expressions , when he is w disgusted with the army and its work. • ' J v "Jack Johnson"—A seventeen inch t German shell. Probably called- "Jack *7) Johnson' because tho Germans thought b that with it they could lick the world. tw Jackknife—A, knife, issued to Tom- 11'1 my, which weighs a stone and won't -gip grade 4bove a private who wears a shoetsring -stripe on his arm and thinks the -war should be run accord- ing to his ideas. , "Lead"—Theleading pair of horses or mules on a liinber. Their only fault is that they won't lead (if they happen to be mules),. Leave Train---The•train which takes Tommy' to one of the seaports on the channel -en route to Blighty when granted leave. The worst part of go- ing on leave is coming back. Lee Enfield—Name of the rifle used by the British Army. Its caliber is .303 and the magazine holds ten rounds. When dirty is has a nasty habit of getting Tommy's name 011 the crime Sheet. "Leggog it"—Running away. Lewis Gun—A :rifle -like machine gun, air cooled, Which only carries 47 rounds in its "pie -plate" -magazine. TJaidir fire when this magazine is . emp led you shout for "ammo" but perhap No. 2, the ammo carrier, is lysing i the rear with a bullet through per. Then its "napoosfmi" s French) for Mr. Lewis. "Light Duty"—What the - doctor marks, n the sick report opposite a TO111311 s name when he has doubts as E. to wh ther said Tommy is putting one ov on him. Usually Tommy is. Light Railway—Two thin iron tracks on whi h small flat cars full ot anunut nition and supplies, are push.Q. These railwa s afford Tommy great sport in the Iloading, pushing and -unloading of cars.. Limber — A match box on,two. wheels which/ gives the Army mule a. joh. It also carries offibers' packs. Liquid Fire—Another strilcing ex- ample of German "Kultue. Accord - in -g to the Germans it annihilates whole brigades, but Toxneny refuses to be annihilated. e . Listening Post—Two or three "men detailed' to go out in front at night, to lie on the ground and listen for -any undue actieitv in the German lines. They also listen for the digging of ines. It is nervous work and when ommy returns he generally writes or a box of "Phosperine Tablets," widely advertised nerve tonic. "Little Willie"—Tommy's nickname or the German Crown Prince. They re not on sneaking terms. Lloyd George's Pets..— Munition orkers in England. . "Lonely Soldier"—A. soldier who ad- ertises himself' as -"lonely" -through- he medium ef some English news- aper.1 If he is clever and diplomatic y this method he generally receives o -oi three parcels a week, but he ust be careful not to write to two rls living on the same lock or his arcel post mail will diminish, , "Lotiely Stab"—A girl whoI_ svrites and monds parcels to Tommy..- She got his *le frana the "Lonely Soldier Colunied of some newspaper. Loophole --A disguised aperture in a trench through which to "snipe" at `Germana .. Lyddite—A high explosive used in shells. Has a habit of scattering bits of anatomy over the landscape. , (To be' Continued -Net Week). e. --.-......--*- CANNING RHUBARB AND ASPARAGUS. .1 his -na (Toni cut. It's only vertue is the fact that it has a tin-opener attachment which won't open tins. Jam—A horrible mess of fruit 'and sugar which Tommy spreads on his bread.' It all tastes the same no mat- ter whether labelled "Strawberry" or "Green Gage." • "Jam Tin"—A crude sort of hand grenade whichi, in, the early stages of the war, Tommy used to manufacture out of jam_ tins, ammonal and mud. The manufacturer generally would receive a little wooden cross in recognition of the fact that he died foryang and Country. Jo k—Universal name for a Scotch - man. "Kicked the bucket"—Died. Kilo—Five-eighths of a mile. Ten kilos generally means a trek of fif- teen miles. "King's shilling"—Toramy's rate of visma......101•111•11111N Rhubarb and asporagus are the first two products for the housekeeper .to put up. If fancy asparagus at lofty cents per care of about twenty stalks has been on your winter market list you will readily see the advantage of buying asparagus in May and June at 25 cents for a bunch containing thirty stalki and canning it. Two bunches for fifty cents will yield three quart cans, each holding twenty stalks of beautiful asparagus that in our opin- ion excels any that you can buy in, tin cans,, good as it is. Asparagus at- tacks the tin'on long standing, and the taste of the can is sometimes imparted to the vegetable. This is not harmful, but the asparagus put- up in the glass jars is more palat- faohrtecs'aennoiniligy. frevirsha,shteearander unasypaandragreus_ move scales with a sharp 'knife. Cut in lengths to fit jars.. Tie in bun- dles and blanch over'live steam for about fifteen minutes, or blanch stalks in boiling water two minutes (stand - mg) ,and then thinwater) for tw en bothstafolksanod tips o utes longer. Plunge in cold water quickly and pada tips up, in hot sterilized jars; add one teaspoonful of salt to one quart jam adjust ster- ilized rubbers, then add boiling water to overflowing; put on the cover and partially seal (i.e., leave lower wire lever up, or with ason jar seal and then reverse cover one-half the turn). Steriize 'either in hot water bath for two hours, in water seal outfit for ninety minutes; or under live - pounds pressure for sixty minutes. In the water bath be sure that the water is two. inches over the top of the 'jar. Count time from moment -water boils and he sure that it bojls. throughout the period. The aspara- gus is not being sterilized ifit heats below ,tbe boiling point. "Simmer- ing" is not sterilizhag., The product must boil for the Specified time., - Putting, Up Rhubarb Chdose juicy red stalks: Wash, do not peel; cut in one inch pieces or in pieces to fit the jar, blanch one and one-half minutes in boiling wat- er, cold dip. Pack in hot sterilized jars, adjust the setrilized rub - add boiling syrup (-one cup of sugar to three of water, brought UV, holing point), partially seal and ster- ilize sixteen minutes in hot water bath, with water two inches over the, jar. Rhubarb is also put in cold water' without any proecesaing. The rhu- barb is washed, then tut into cleSired lengths -placed in sterilized jars, cold, sterilized water added to over- flowing, and sealed. HIS LOAD OF HAY An 'incident that gives an idea of the enormous growth of Toronto ailime Sandford Fleming, the Scotchmatewho played so important a part iut the de- velopment of Canada,, first set foot on its streets, nearly 70 years ° ago, is told by Mr. Lawrence J. Bunnee, "Sandford Fleming" Empire Builder," says the "Youth's Companion!' Andrew Sanderson, a farmer in the township of York, took ai load of hay - one autumn to Toronto to sell in the -open market. Finding no sale, and unwilling to take the load back with hnn over very heavy roads, he offered it to the-prenrietor of ElgiR n's otel in Yorige Street on very easy terms. The hotel keeper could ill spare the cash, and after some bargaining he offered Sanderson in payment for the hay the vacant lot on the north-east corner of streets,, Xing and Yonge seets, -which Sanderson reluetantly aeeepted. That lot was sold not long ag4 for $1,250,000. -dna! LEMON JUICE IS A SKIN :WHITENER 'How to make a creamy beauty., Ictiorl for a few cent& The juice of two fresh, lemons strained Into a bottle containing three ounces of orchard white makes a. whole quarter pint of the most remarkable lemon skin beautifier at about the cost one mast pay for a small jar of the ordinary cold creams. Care should be taken to strain. the lemon juice through a, fine cloth no lemon, pulp gets in, then this lotion 'will keep fresh for mouths. Ev woman knows that lemon juice is to bleach and remove such blemishes as freckles, sallowness and tan and the ideal skin- softener, whitener aid beautifier. :Just try it! Get three ounces of Orchard white at any drug store and two lemons from the grocer and make a quarter pint of this sweetly fragran lemon lotion and massage it nitaly into the face, neck, arms and. hands. -I'- 'L ,The bigger 'Comfort SAT bartfor the samellioney is pl'etty good 'news in these dais cef high priees isn't it? What does it oseas0 Simply that otir tremendous 11-u power in the soap -Materials market can yoilinfinitelybetter value in' Soap than ft can in piemiums. Owing to the war hundreds of'fatories are now making more essential goods thanvremiums, and the premiums still offered us are too far under Comfort standards of tyettifcty, and are detainli too high in prics, to be good value for you. So we will discontinue premiums until after the War, afayllow. All premium -bearing Cornfect Soup wrappers and coupons now sat will still be redeemed from our present ample Premiarnistoch, No premiums—but every fr 013 of every cent you pay is returned to -you in splendid Comfort Soap—the hestivay in war time.